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-Get a move on!

-Anyone would think it was Christmas.

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-Ho, ho, ho!

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-Ho, ho, ho!

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-And ho, ho, ho to you.

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-For the children.

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-For the children.

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-Haven't got any. Sod off.

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-Since when is Santa Claus

-a taker and not a giver?

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-What do you think you're doing,

-you idiot?

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-I've told you once before - sod off.

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-I've told you once before - sod off.

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-It's me, Mr Picton.

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-What are you doing?

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-What are you doing?

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-Santa Claus.

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-You don't say!

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-You don't say!

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-Collecting for children in need.

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-Give me a sticker first.

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-Then the others will see I've given.

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-I don't have any stickers.

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-I don't have any stickers.

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-Fine. No sticker, no cash.

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-Clear off!

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-That's keen for you.

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-How are you, Arthur?

-It's bedlam here!

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-Arthur!

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-Oh, Jean! It's you.

-It's bedlam here!

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-Buying presents for the twins?

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-Buying presents for the twins?

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-Everything is so expensive nowadays.

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-Lucky I don't have to buy anything.

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-Have you heard from

-Sandra and George?

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-Have you heard from

-Sandra and George?

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-Not recently. Have you?

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-We had a Christmas card yesterday.

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-Er, so did I, actually.

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-What are you going to do?

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-Excuse me. I've a lot to do.

-Christmas and all that.

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-A sorry sight.

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-I asked him to join Mam and me.

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-He said he'd rather be on his own...

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-..doing whatever he liked,

-with no-one bossing him around.

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-He's a proud man, Wali.

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-Lucky, more like.

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-# Christ is born #

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-Scroungers!

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-Arthur?

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-You startled me!

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-Just like you scared those children.

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-What do you want?

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-What do you want?

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-Presents for the twins?

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-Don't be silly.

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-A little treat for myself.

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-Something to open Christmas morning.

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-Something to open Christmas morning.

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-Mama.

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-Really?

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-What do you want, Tecwyn? I'm busy.

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-Are you coming to the Bull tonight?

-To celebrate?

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-What is there to celebrate?

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-The lads will all be there.

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-The lads will all be there.

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-I bet they will.

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-What's up?

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-What's up?

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-Aren't you man enough to tell me?

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-Tell you what?

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-Tell you what?

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-That you're giving me the shove.

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-Who?

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-Who?

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-You must think I'm blind!

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-You and your secret meetings.

-Even Wali's noticed.

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-Oh.

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-Oh.

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-Keep your "Oh".

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-I hadn't meant to say anything.

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-I hadn't meant to say anything.

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-Then I'll say it for you.

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-After 21 years of loyal service

-to the club...

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-..you're getting shot of me.

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-Well, Merry Christmas, and up yours!

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-You've got it all wrong, Arthur.

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-You've got it all wrong, Arthur.

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-Get out, Tecwyn.

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-I've things to do.

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-What a mess, Elsie, love.

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-Just as I was starting

-to come to terms with losing you...

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-..all this blew up.

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-If only you could be here,

-with me, tonight.

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-If only I could

-turn back the clock two months.

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-That's when the trouble started.

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-Two months ago.

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-When he turned up.

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-Why does this always happen?

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-I'm not at home!

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-I'm in the bath!

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-All right, all right.

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-Archimedes's well-known principle.

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-Once a body is submerged in water,

-the doorbell rings.

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-Typical!

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-Hello?

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-George!

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-I'll kill you!

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-Open the door, George!

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-It's warm today, Mrs Roberts.

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-George!

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-What can I do for you?

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-Like the suit, Arfur.

-Your birthday, is it?

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-Who's inside?

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-How are you, little Archie?

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-Not so small, now, I see.

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-Not so small, now, I see.

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-Os, as God's my witness.

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-Who's he, Arfur?

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-Who's he, Arfur?

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-Osborne.

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-Who's he?

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-Who's he?

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-My big brother.

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-Come in, before you catch pneumonia.

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-What are their names?

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-Angie baby and George junior.

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-Have you met Elsie and Arthur?

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-Who?

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-Who?

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-The twins.

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-Who?

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-The twins.

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-Leave him.

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-"Suffer little children to come

-unto me...

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-"..with forget-me-nots".

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-Remember you mixing those words?

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-Remember you mixing those words?

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-No.

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-Imagine! Forget-me-nots!

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-You're wasting your time.

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-It's great to share a Welsh Bible

-joke with someone who understands.

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-It's amazing.

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-Forty years in Canada...

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-..and his Welsh

-is as good as yours and mine.

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-Make some tea. I need to talk to Os.

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-Come with Daddy, Angie baby.

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-What's the game?

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-What do you want?

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-Is that all you have to say?

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-What do you expect me to say?

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-What do you expect me to say?

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-'How are you?'

-would be a good start.

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-How are you and what do you want?

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-Come on, Archie.

-I'm the only brother you have.

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-It counted for little when you left

-Mam and me in the lurch.

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-And don't call me Archie!

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-And don't call me Archie!

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-That was forty years ago.

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-And she only lived

-for eight of them.

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-I sent flowers and a note.

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-I sent flowers and a note.

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-Fat lot of comfort when you're dead!

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-You weren't welcome then...

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-..and you're not welcome now.

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-Uncle Osborne!

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-Little Sandra?

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-Welcome home!

-It's so good to see you.

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-Let me have a look at my niece.

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-You're the spitting image

-of your gran!

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-I'm surprised you remember her.

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-I'm surprised you remember her.

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-Dad!

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-When did you arrive? For how long?

-I have so many questions to ask!

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-I have time to answer them all

-and to get to know the little 'uns.

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-Have you met Gwenllian and Dafydd?

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-How many children do you have?

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-How many children do you have?

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-Only the two!

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-What have they been telling you?

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-Meet Dafydd Arthur George Hughes...

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-..and Gwenllian Angharad Elizabeth.

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-A bit of a mouthful!

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-A bit of a mouthful!

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-There was no other way...

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-..to satisfy my other two children!

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-What do I call them?

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-What do I call them?

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-As you like. They're none the wiser.

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-I'll make sure

-they know their Uncle Osborne.

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-You won't be here long enough.

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-You won't be here long enough.

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-You should be delighted to see him.

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-Well, I'm not.

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-Remember the perimeter

-about the probable son.

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-Give me strength!

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-Give me strength!

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-You're a town lad, I take it.

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-Have you anywhere to stay?

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-Have you anywhere to stay?

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-Not yet.

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-That's settled, then. Stay with us.

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-There's no bed.

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-Of course there is!

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-Of course there is!

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-Where?

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-Move over.

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-When did we last share a bed?

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-It must be over fifty years ago.

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-We had more room then. Shift!

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-What?

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-Remember us quarrelling one night?

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-Remember us quarrelling one night?

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-No.

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-You opened your mouth wide...

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-..and you spat it in.

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-You pig!

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-I used to hate

-that childish prank of yours.

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-Getting me to turn towards you

-and stabbing me in my cheek.

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-I'd forgotten all about that.

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-Then we'd fight.

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-Then we'd fight.

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-And I'd get a hiding each time.

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-Bawling the house down.

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-Then I'd get another hiding from Dad

-for making so much noise.

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-Those were the days.

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-You think so?

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-Those were the days.

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-Arthur?

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-Bryncoch must seem very different.

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-These houses are new, for a start.

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-I suppose Vancouver is different.

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-I suppose Vancouver is different.

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-Yes, and no.

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-There are plenty of villages there.

-You'd love it.

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-Not much chance of me

-going that far.

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-How are you, Sandra?

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-How are you, Sandra?

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-Hi, Jean!

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-How are you?

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-This is Dad's brother, from Canada.

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-Pleased to meet you.

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-Are you sure you're his brother?

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-Are you sure you're his brother?

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-I have only my mother's word for it.

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-Why do you ask?

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-Why do you ask?

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-I've never met a smiling Mr Picton.

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-That's how he always was.

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-They say he was born with a frown.

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-Anything wrong?

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-Anything wrong?

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-I'm sorry.

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-Whose daughter are you?

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-Whose daughter are you?

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-You wouldn't know them.

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-I don't come from Bryncoch -

-thank goodness!

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-I don't come from Bryncoch -

-thank goodness!

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-Watch it!

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-Could that be Olwen Moel Fawr?

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-Her name is Olwen.

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-Her name is Olwen.

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-Excuse me.

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-Who'd have thought?

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-That two brothers

-could be so different.

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-He's kept his looks well.

-Like your dad, really.

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-I've heard he was quite a lad.

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-Uncle Osborne - not Dad!

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-I'll see you before I leave.

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-I think he still is a bit of a lad!

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-Olwen was a school pal of mine.

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-Is Lydia Ty'n Ffynnon still alive?

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-Lydia Thomas? Very much so.

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-She was one hell of a girl.

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-She was one hell of a girl.

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-Lydia Thomas??

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-What's the matter?

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-His Welsh is flawless.

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-His Welsh is flawless.

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-Just like mine, Tecwyn.

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-What does he do in Canada?

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-What does he do in Canada?

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-He says he manages a chain of shops.

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-His Welsh is good.

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-His Welsh is good.

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-We've already established that!

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-Dad used to talk about Osborne.

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-So did Mam.

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-So did Mam.

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-Their children are no different.

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-He's your big brother

-isn't he, Arthur?

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-He's your big brother

-isn't he, Arthur?

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-Yes.

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-By how much?

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-By how much?

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-Five or six - as if it matters.

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-He must be massive, then.

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-He must be massive, then.

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-Idiot!

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-Why did he leave?

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-To get some logs for the fire.

-Who cares?

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-I remember now.

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-Why?

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-Why?

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-No matter.

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-Tell us,

-seeing as you're so clever.

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-You're bound to be wrong.

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-He got a Bryncoch girl in trouble.

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-No. I knew you'd be wrong.

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-He wouldn't go all the way to Canada

-because of some trouble at school!

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-He got this girl pregnant.

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-So I was wrong, was I?

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-So I was wrong, was I?

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-Yes. She wasn't a Bryncoch girl.

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-Who was she?

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-Who was she?

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-Mam wouldn't say -

-not even on her deathbed.

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-Didn't you try to find out?

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-Didn't you try to find out?

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-Can you see me interrogating

-every nine-year old...

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-..hoping to be called Uncle Arthur?

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-And no-one did?

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-Is that the end of Osborne Picton's

-'This Is Your Life'?

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-This is supposed to be

-a football committee.

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-He was a centre forward, wasn't he?

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-He was a centre forward, wasn't he?

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-Who?

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-Osborne.

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-Osborne.

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-Dad says he was a great player.

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-What does he know about football?

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-He said the same about Mr Picton!

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-He said the same about Mr Picton!

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-Exactly!

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-That's it!

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-As you're both obsessed

-with big brother...

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-..come and meet him. I promised

-to keep him company at the Bull.

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-We haven't discussed the team, yet!

-What a waste of time.

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-Bloody hell! Restrain me, Tecwyn!

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-She said, "Take your finger out

-and you'll see".

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-He isn't short of company.

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-Jane Griffiths, Chapel House,

-said that?

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-It's little Archie!

-What will you have?

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-Little Archie!

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-I've told you once!

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-I've told you once!

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-I'm sorry, I forgot.

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-You must be Bob Parry's son.

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-Tecwyn. Tecs.

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-If you're half as good as your dad

-he's twice as good as you.

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-And who are you?

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-And who are you?

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-How are you, Osborne?

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-This can't be silly, little Wali!

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-This can't be silly, little Wali!

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-Silly and little he might be...

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-..but not deaf!

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-That's what Lydia used to call him.

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-How is your mother?

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-How is your mother?

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-Smaller and sillier than me.

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-And wait until I get home.

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-I thought the world of your mother.

-What will you have?

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-And you two.

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-And you two.

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-Fine, thank you. Tecwyn's buying.

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-Thank you, Arthur.

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-< Then your father floored him!

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-He stopped picking on us after that.

-Remember, Arthur?

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-No. Isn't it time you were home

-with your wife and children, George?

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-I suppose.

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-I suppose.

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-Leave the lad alone.

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-Sandra knows he's in safe hands.

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-Is he always this prickly?

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-Is he always this prickly?

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-The kids all call him Mr Hedgehog.

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-Since when?

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-Since when?

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-He's changed, then.

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-As a child, he was very timid.

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-As a child, he was very timid.

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-I wasn't.

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-They used to call him "Always".

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-Always Picton.

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-What did they call you, then?

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-What did they call you, then?

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-Nev.

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-Nev?

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-Nev?

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-Never Picton.

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-Remember filling your pants?

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-Remember filling your pants?

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-I never did!

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-He must have been all of ten!

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-He must have been all of ten!

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-I was eight and it was your fault.

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-What happened?

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-What happened?

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-We were coming home from school.

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-I remember it vividly.

0:20:570:20:59

-Come on, Archie. Don't dawdle.

0:21:050:21:07

-I want to poo.

0:21:080:21:10

-Go by the wall. No-one will see you.

0:21:110:21:13

-What if someone comes by?

0:21:140:21:16

-What if someone comes by?

-

-Who are you expecting? A brass band?

0:21:160:21:18

-All right.

0:21:190:21:20

-Hello, Osborne.

0:21:420:21:43

-Hello, Osborne.

-

-Hello, Miss Price.

0:21:430:21:45

-Isn't Arthur with you?

0:21:450:21:49

-Isn't Arthur with you?

-

-He's behind me, here.

0:21:490:21:51

-Hello, Miss Price.

0:21:530:21:55

-Are you all right, Arthur?

-You don't look very well.

0:21:560:22:00

-It's his back.

0:22:000:22:02

-What a shame. Goodbye, lads.

0:22:060:22:08

-I didn't say backside, did I?

0:22:100:22:12

-I'll get you!

0:22:130:22:15

-He stank to high heaven!

0:22:300:22:32

-It wasn't funny then.

-And it isn't funny now.

0:22:340:22:38

-Haven't you got homes to go to?

0:22:390:22:42

-Haven't you got homes to go to?

-

-It's all right, Archie.

0:22:420:22:44

-Ted and I understand each other.

0:22:440:22:46

-Same again, lads?

0:22:480:22:50

-Come on, Archie.

-Half of what are you having?

0:22:510:22:54

-Who's been talking?

-And don't call me Archie!

0:22:550:22:59

-I'm poorly, Mam love.

0:23:030:23:04

-I'm poorly, Mam love.

-

-Don't "Mam love" me!

0:23:040:23:06

-My poor head.

0:23:070:23:09

-My poor head.

-

-It's his other end that worries me.

0:23:090:23:12

-The toilet is like a cesspool -

-thanks to him.

0:23:120:23:16

-Would you rather I filled

-my pants, like Mr Picton?

0:23:170:23:21

-What?

0:23:210:23:23

-What?

-

-No matter.

0:23:230:23:25

-Picton is the one

-who got Him in this state, I'll bet.

0:23:260:23:29

-You're right.

0:23:330:23:35

-You're right.

-

-The scamp.

0:23:350:23:37

-You're right.

-

-The scamp.

-

-Right again.

0:23:370:23:38

-Dragging Bryncoch to the gutter.

0:23:390:23:41

-It's like Sodom and...

-..what did you say?

0:23:420:23:45

-You're right. He is a scamp.

0:23:460:23:48

-Heaven help me!

0:23:480:23:50

-Heaven help me!

-

-Is he sick?

0:23:500:23:52

-Sick of Mr Picton calling me silly.

-Which reminds me...

0:23:520:23:56

-There's someone at the door!

0:23:570:23:59

-I thought my head was banging.

0:24:020:24:04

-Who's there?

0:24:180:24:19

-Who's there?

-

-That scamp Picton wants to see you.

0:24:190:24:21

-To see her?

0:24:220:24:23

-How are you, Lydia?

0:24:270:24:29

-How are you, Lydia?

-

-Osborne!

0:24:290:24:30

-Put him down for God's sake.

0:25:220:25:24

-How is he?

0:25:260:25:28

-Sit down, and I'll make him a cuppa.

0:25:290:25:32

-Walter Thomas - think of something

-sensible to talk about.

0:25:340:25:38

-What have you done to her?

0:25:440:25:46

-She's always been like that with me.

0:25:470:25:49

-Some of us obviously know her

-better than others.

0:25:510:25:55

-Don't be like that.

-I could have been your father.

0:25:550:25:59

-You and Mam? Hanky panky?

0:26:010:26:03

-This would have been home - if that

-brother hadn't come between us.

0:26:070:26:11

-Mr Picton and Mam?

0:26:130:26:14

-Mr Picton and Mam?

-

-Don't be silly!

0:26:140:26:16

-Remind me to thank him

-for saving me.

0:26:180:26:21

-Your tea.

0:26:230:26:24

-888

0:26:370:26:39

-That's why your mother hates me.

0:26:420:26:44

-And I thought it was because

-you're a scamp and a scoundrel.

0:26:450:26:49

-What exactly did you do?

0:26:490:26:51

-What exactly did you do?

-

-Nothing!

0:26:510:26:53

-I only did what Osborne

-told me to do.

0:26:550:26:57

-What was that?

0:26:590:27:01

-It was like this.

0:27:010:27:03

-Osborne and your mother

-were more than just friends.

0:27:040:27:08

-But he fancied this Llaneurwyn girl.

0:27:090:27:11

-Who was she?

0:27:130:27:14

-He never told me.

0:27:150:27:17

-The one in trouble at school?

0:27:170:27:20

-The one in trouble at school?

-

-There wasn't any...

-it doesn't matter.

0:27:200:27:22

-He was too cowardly

-to tell your mother himself...

0:27:230:27:27

-..so he got me to say

-I'd seen her...

0:27:270:27:29

-..with Richard Thomas, your father,

-in a hayrick.

0:27:300:27:34

-Is that where I was made?

0:27:350:27:37

-Is that where I was made?

-

-Of course not! I was lying.

0:27:370:27:39

-Osborne kicked up a huge fuss,

-your mother went home in tears...

0:27:400:27:44

-..and she's never forgiven me.

0:27:440:27:46

-Why didn't you tell her?

0:27:470:27:48

-Why didn't you tell her?

-

-Have you tried telling her anything?

0:27:480:27:50

-Why didn't you tell her?

-

-Have you tried telling her anything?

-

-Good point.

0:27:500:27:51

-So if you hadn't stepped in,

-you could have been my Uncle Arthur.

0:27:540:28:00

-If Osborne and your mother had had

-a baby, it wouldn't have been you.

0:28:030:28:08

-Wouldn't it?

0:28:090:28:10

-Wouldn't it?

-

-Of course not.

0:28:100:28:10

-Wouldn't it?

-

-Of course not.

-

-Who would it have been, then?

0:28:100:28:12

-Someone else.

0:28:130:28:15

-Anyone I know?

0:28:150:28:16

-Anyone I know?

-

-Give me strength!

0:28:160:28:18

-You wouldn't have the same genes.

0:28:180:28:20

-I've never worn jeans.

0:28:210:28:23

-Why do I bother?

0:28:240:28:26

-I know what you're trying to say.

0:28:290:28:31

-I wouldn't be me

-if I was someone else.

0:28:320:28:35

-Which means...

0:28:380:28:40

-..if it weren't for you,

-I wouldn't be here.

0:28:400:28:44

-Thank you very much, Mr Picton.

0:28:460:28:48

-Don't mention it.

0:28:510:28:52

-Graham!

0:28:530:28:55

-Any plasters, Wal?

0:28:580:29:00

-Any plasters, Wal?

-

-Why do you need one?

0:29:000:29:01

-Any plasters, Wal?

-

-Why do you need one?

-

-To tape his mouth shut.

0:29:010:29:03

-That's my peg, Harri.

0:29:040:29:06

-It doesn't matter, does it?

0:29:060:29:07

-It doesn't matter, does it?

-

-Yes, it does. Move.

0:29:070:29:08

-Another car was stolen last night.

0:29:090:29:10

-Another car was stolen last night.

-

-It's an academic!

0:29:100:29:12

-Whose?

0:29:130:29:14

-Whose?

-

-Mr Hughes, Belmont.

0:29:140:29:15

-It's this new road.

0:29:160:29:18

-My brother says

-that local thieves are cheesed off.

0:29:190:29:23

-Business is bad.

0:29:230:29:25

-And car boot sales are going down!

0:29:270:29:29

-Each to his own.

0:29:300:29:32

-Come in, come in!

0:29:330:29:35

-Come in, come in!

-

-How are you, lads?

0:29:350:29:37

-This old hut hasn't changed a bit.

0:29:400:29:42

-This old hut hasn't changed a bit.

-

-Yes, it has.

0:29:420:29:43

-You need a new one.

0:29:440:29:45

-You need a new one.

-

-And you'll buy one, I suppose.

0:29:450:29:47

-You need a new one.

-

-And you'll buy one, I suppose.

-

-I might well do.

0:29:470:29:49

-You'll be kissing his feet next!

0:29:510:29:53

-Is this your shirt, George?

0:29:530:29:55

-Is this your shirt, George?

-

-Aye. Same number as you, Os.

0:29:550:29:57

-I used to hang it over there.

0:29:570:30:00

-I used to hang it over there.

-

-So did I - but Harri stole my peg.

0:30:000:30:02

-Shift!

0:30:030:30:05

-Seen the size of your nose recently?

0:30:070:30:09

-Is that a video camera?

0:30:110:30:13

-Is that a video camera?

-

-I thought I'd film the game.

0:30:130:30:15

-We could show it in the Bull, later.

0:30:160:30:17

-We could show it in the Bull, later.

-

-I'm going to be a TV star!

0:30:170:30:19

-Have you got any mascara, Wal?

0:30:200:30:22

-Have you got any mascara, Wal?

-

-Let me check.

0:30:220:30:24

-Idiot!

0:30:240:30:26

-Call this a football team?

0:30:440:30:46

-You have no control over them.

0:30:460:30:48

-You have no control over them.

-

-What do you expect me to do?

0:30:480:30:50

-Come out, Tecwyn!

0:30:500:30:52

-That was your ball, Tecwyn!

0:31:000:31:02

-It wasn't my fault!

0:31:030:31:05

-You'll see.

0:31:050:31:07

-Did you film that?

0:31:070:31:09

-Did you film that?

-

-Yes.

0:31:090:31:10

-He'll see whose fault it was.

0:31:110:31:13

-It'll do them good to see

-what I have to suffer each week.

0:31:140:31:18

-Well done, Harri.

0:31:180:31:20

-Who's he?

0:31:250:31:27

-Who's he?

-

-Jinny's son.

0:31:270:31:29

-She was hot stuff.

-Still is, I reckon.

0:31:290:31:31

-She married Jim's son.

0:31:350:31:37

-But God knows who fathered Harri!

0:31:390:31:41

-How old is this Graham?

0:31:450:31:46

-How old is this Graham?

-

-He should have been pensioned off.

0:31:460:31:48

-Worst player on the field -

-but he owns the minibus.

0:31:490:31:53

-What about this Geraint Wyn?

0:31:570:31:58

-What about this Geraint Wyn?

-

-Hopeless.

0:31:580:32:00

-He should have been locked up

-years ago. He's a thief.

0:32:010:32:05

-What's the score?

0:32:110:32:12

-What's the score?

-

-We're losing 1 - 0.

0:32:120:32:14

-It was over the line, ref!

0:32:370:32:39

-It was over the line!

0:32:440:32:46

-What do you think you're doing,

-Wali?

0:32:520:32:54

-What do you think you're doing,

-Wali?

-

-Sorry.

0:32:540:32:55

-Give me the flag.

0:32:560:32:56

-Give me the flag.

-

-But what about the video?

0:32:560:32:58

-Look through that.

0:32:590:32:59

-Look through that.

-

-And press that button.

0:32:590:33:01

-That's my boy!

0:33:180:33:20

-Did you get that?

0:33:290:33:30

-Did you get that?

-

-It's in the tin, George.

0:33:300:33:32

-Here we go, lads.

0:33:440:33:46

-Let's see how Stenhousemuir got on.

0:33:470:33:49

-Let's see how Stenhousemuir got on.

-

-Sod Stenhousemuir!

0:33:490:33:51

-I'll see if this is the right tape.

0:33:540:33:56

-It's the second half.

0:33:570:33:59

-It's the second half.

-

-My spectacular goal's coming up.

0:33:590:34:01

-What's that?

0:34:030:34:04

-What's that?

-

-A free kick. Can't you see the wall?

0:34:040:34:06

-Pervert!

0:34:140:34:16

-Pervert!

-

-I couldn't see anything!

0:34:160:34:18

-Why's the camera so unsteady, then?

0:34:190:34:21

-How terrible.

0:34:320:34:34

-Here's the goal!

0:34:380:34:40

-Pillock!

0:34:470:34:49

-Pillock!

-

-Technical hitch.

0:34:490:34:51

-Play the other tape.

0:34:530:34:55

-I'm going to enjoy this.

-Especially their first goal, Tecwyn.

0:34:580:35:02

-You'll see it wasn't my fault.

0:35:030:35:05

-Turn up the volume.

0:35:180:35:20

-The mike is powerful.

0:35:260:35:28

-Your voice is loud and clear.

0:35:340:35:36

-Oh, no!

0:35:440:35:45

-This bit is boring.

-Fast forward, Os.

0:35:480:35:51

-He's Jinny's son.

0:35:530:35:55

-He's Jinny's son.

-

-Leave it, Osborne.

0:35:550:35:56

-She was hot stuff.

-Still is, I reckon.

0:36:000:36:02

-She married Jim's son.

0:36:050:36:07

-But God knows who fathered Harri.

0:36:080:36:10

-How old is this Graham?

0:36:170:36:19

-How old is this Graham?

-

-Worst player on the field.

0:36:190:36:21

-But he owns the minibus.

0:36:220:36:24

-And this Geraint Wyn?

0:36:300:36:31

-And this Geraint Wyn?

-

-Hopeless.

0:36:310:36:33

-He should have been locked up

-years ago. He's a thief.

0:36:340:36:38

-John Boxer comes from poor stock.

0:36:480:36:50

-A family of ruffians.

0:36:500:36:52

-They're dirty and they stink.

0:36:540:36:56

-I went to their house once.

-Never again!

0:36:570:37:00

-His mother's an alcoholic...

0:37:020:37:04

-..and John himself is as thick

-as two short planks.

0:37:040:37:08

-What's happened?

0:37:100:37:12

-He's really done it this time.

0:37:160:37:18

-The shit has hit the fan

-in a big way.

0:37:190:37:21

-Everybody?

0:37:220:37:24

-Except us three.

0:37:250:37:27

-What exactly did he say?

0:37:290:37:31

-Take your pick.

0:37:320:37:34

-We could produce a video entitled

-'Slating the Village'...

0:37:350:37:39

-..or 'Blackening Bryncoch' -

-commentary by Arthur Picton.

0:37:390:37:43

-I feel sick.

0:37:430:37:45

-Rather unfortunate.

0:37:470:37:49

-Excuse me. I've a date.

0:37:510:37:53

-By tomorrow,

-they might see the funny side of it.

0:37:590:38:03

-Wasn't that Jean's car?

0:38:350:38:37

-She's probably looking for me.

0:38:380:38:40

-Thank heaven for that!

0:38:410:38:43

-Thank heaven for that!

-

-What do you mean?

0:38:430:38:44

-When Osborne said he had a date,

-I thought he meant with Mam!

0:38:450:38:49

-How's things, John? Have you seen...

0:39:030:39:05

-Who?

0:39:060:39:07

-Who?

-

-Never mind.

0:39:070:39:09

-Psst! Tecwyn!

0:39:230:39:26

-Arthur?

0:39:280:39:29

-Arthur?

-

-In here.

0:39:290:39:31

-Is John Boxer still around?

0:39:310:39:33

-Is John Boxer still around?

-

-Yes.

0:39:330:39:34

-What do you want?

0:39:350:39:36

-What do you want?

-

-About last Saturday.

0:39:360:39:38

-It'll blow over.

0:39:380:39:40

-Why are you hiding, then?

0:39:410:39:44

-I've served that club

-for twenty-one years.

0:39:490:39:52

-I make one little mistake...

0:39:520:39:53

-I make one little mistake...

-

-One? Eleven, actually, Arthur.

0:39:530:39:55

-Each one a clanger.

0:39:560:39:58

-Nice day!

0:39:590:40:01

-I've spoken to the lads.

0:40:020:40:05

-I've spoken to the lads.

-

-Thank you.

0:40:050:40:07

-They wanted...

0:40:070:40:08

-They wanted...

-

-..to get rid of me. Traitors.

0:40:080:40:10

-Just for a while.

0:40:110:40:13

-I'm sure you could fill in for me.

0:40:160:40:18

-We thought of asking Osborne.

0:40:190:40:22

-We thought of asking Osborne.

-

-No, no, never, ever!

0:40:220:40:24

-Once he gets his oar in - that'll

-be the end as far as I'm concerned.

0:40:290:40:33

-Just because he played the game

-doesn't make him a good manager.

0:40:340:40:38

-Tecwyn? Are you still there?

0:40:390:40:42

-Psst!

0:41:140:41:15

-Behind you.

0:41:160:41:18

-What are you doing, Mr Picton?

-Filling your pants again?

0:41:270:41:30

-Shut it!

0:41:310:41:33

-What's the score?

0:41:440:41:45

-What's the score?

-

-6 - 1.

0:41:450:41:46

-I knew this would happen.

0:41:470:41:49

-He's got a stupid formation of

-two in the back and four up front.

0:41:490:41:53

-They'll be begging me to come back.

0:41:540:41:57

-There's just one tiny, little snag.

0:41:580:42:00

-What's that?

0:42:010:42:02

-What's that?

-

-We're winning.

0:42:020:42:04

-I was wrong.

0:42:090:42:10

-It's 7 - 1.

0:42:130:42:15

-Bloody hell!

0:42:160:42:17

-Take it from me, Wal.

-He's a tactical wizard.

0:42:290:42:33

-The wizardry of Os!

0:42:340:42:37

-The wizardry of Os!

-

-Fluke.

0:42:370:42:38

-When did I score five under Arfur?

0:42:390:42:42

-The king is dead.

-Long live the king.

0:42:430:42:45

-It's a pity he's not celebrating

-with us instead of being on a date.

0:42:460:42:50

-He knows how to swing his wand

-in that direction, as well.

0:42:500:42:54

-What do you mean?

0:42:550:42:56

-What do you mean?

-

-You know!

0:42:560:42:57

-Then again, you might not.

0:42:580:43:00

-I can tell you who his date is.

0:43:010:43:02

-I can tell you who his date is.

-

-Who?

0:43:020:43:03

-I can tell you who his date is.

-

-Who?

-

-He's taken Mam out for a meal.

0:43:030:43:05

-How sweet.

0:43:060:43:07

-How sweet.

-

-What?

0:43:070:43:09

-At their age.

-Sweethearts. Holding hands and all.

0:43:090:43:13

-A goodnight peck on the cheek.

0:43:140:43:16

-A goodnight peck on the cheek.

-

-As long as it stops there.

0:43:160:43:18

-What if he got her

-in the family way?

0:43:220:43:25

-I'm a bit old to have a brother now.

0:43:260:43:28

-Your mother can't have babies!

0:43:280:43:30

-Of course she can. Do you think

-I came out of a cracker?

0:43:310:43:35

-Forget it.

-I'll explain some other time.

0:43:370:43:40

-When I have a few weeks to spare.

0:43:410:43:43

-See you, Wal.

0:43:440:43:44

-See you, Wal.

-

-Goodnight, George.

0:43:440:43:46

-And what do you think you're doing?

0:44:220:44:24

-Stealing cars?

0:44:260:44:28

-Stealing cars?

-

-Certainly not!

0:44:280:44:30

-What are you doing, then?

0:44:300:44:32

-What are you doing, then?

-

-Watching that bedroom.

0:44:320:44:34

-A voyeur, are you?

0:44:360:44:38

-A voyeur, are you?

-

-Oh, thank you very much.

0:44:380:44:40

-A peeping-tom.

0:44:400:44:42

-A peeping-tom.

-

-That's Mam's bedroom.

0:44:420:44:44

-And a pervert, to boot!

0:44:450:44:47

-There's a man about to take

-advantage of my poor mother...

0:44:480:44:52

-..and you're calling me names!

0:44:530:44:55

-Follow me!

0:44:550:44:57

-After you.

0:45:000:45:02

-Listen!

0:45:110:45:14

-Listen!

-

-I told you so.

0:45:140:45:16

-They've stopped talking.

0:45:270:45:29

-Caught you!

0:45:340:45:36

-What on earth are you playing at?

0:45:360:45:38

-What on earth are you playing at?

-

-Where is he?

0:45:380:45:39

-Who?

0:45:400:45:41

-Who?

-

-The Picton scamp! Dragging Bryncoch

-to the gutter. Leading you astray.

0:45:410:45:45

-Osborne Picton isn't here, you fool.

-How dare you?

0:45:450:45:49

-What's this policeman doing here?

0:45:500:45:52

-We heard voices.

0:45:540:45:56

-Is this what he heard?

0:45:580:46:00

-He came in through the front door!

0:46:060:46:08

-And out through the back door.

0:46:100:46:12

-Is this your son?

0:46:170:46:21

-Is this your son?

-

-More's the pity.

0:46:210:46:23

-Try to keep him indoors after dark.

-Sorry to disturb you.

0:46:260:46:30

-You. Outside.

0:46:310:46:34

-You. Outside.

-

-Serpently.

0:46:340:46:36

-I've never been so embarrassed.

-It's high time he left Bryncoch.

0:47:140:47:18

-This town isn't big enough for two

-Pictons - and I'm not leaving.

0:47:200:47:24

-How on earth do we get rid of him?

0:47:250:47:27

-Leave it to me.

-I have one trump card yet to play.

0:47:290:47:32

-Have you finished?

0:47:340:47:35

-Have you finished?

-

-Almost.

0:47:350:47:36

-Damn!

0:47:380:47:39

-What's up?

0:47:400:47:42

-What's up?

-

-I missed.

0:47:420:47:43

-Fancy another?

0:47:510:47:52

-Fancy another?

-

-Might as well.

0:47:520:47:54

-Give me a shout if John Boxer

-and the lads have gone.

0:47:550:47:59

-Not again.

-I've been here twice already.

0:48:210:48:24

-I have something to show you.

0:48:250:48:28

-I've kept it for forty years.

0:48:280:48:30

-Heartless son

-sells mother's house and flees.

0:48:310:48:34

-Dad left it in my name.

0:48:360:48:38

-He should have known

-you'd pull a dirty stunt like this.

0:48:400:48:44

-Leaving Mam and me on the streets,

-and heading for Canada.

0:48:440:48:48

-It's water under the bridge, Archie.

0:48:490:48:53

-It's water under the bridge, Archie.

-

-You think so?

0:48:530:48:53

-It's water under the bridge, Archie.

-

-You think so?

-

-No-one remembers Mam.

0:48:530:48:55

-What harm could you do?

0:48:560:48:57

-What harm could you do?

-

-None. But she was Sandra's gran.

0:48:570:49:00

-How would Sandra feel about you,

-if she knew?

0:49:010:49:04

-So it's blackmail now, is it?

0:49:050:49:06

-So it's blackmail now, is it?

-

-Call it what you will.

0:49:060:49:08

-You want me to go.

0:49:090:49:10

-You want me to go.

-

-Whatever gave you that idea?

0:49:100:49:12

-What if I refuse?

0:49:130:49:15

-What if I refuse?

-

-Sandra!

0:49:150:49:16

-You would too, wouldn't you.

0:49:180:49:21

-Home?

0:49:230:49:25

-Home?

-

-Yes, dear. Homeward bound.

0:49:250:49:28

-888

0:49:390:49:41

-It's great to be alive, George.

0:49:550:49:57

-What's wrong with you?

0:50:000:50:02

-What's wrong with you?

-

-It's quiet here - without him.

0:50:020:50:04

-You're not still going on about it.

-He's been gone a week.

0:50:070:50:11

-George and Angie miss him as well.

0:50:140:50:16

-Poppycock!

0:50:170:50:18

-You can cheer up now.

-I bring you tidings of great joy.

0:50:190:50:23

-He's coming back?

0:50:240:50:26

-He's coming back?

-

-No! I saw John Boxer last night.

0:50:260:50:28

-Yes, and what did he do?

0:50:280:50:30

-Yes, and what did he do?

-

-Nothing.

0:50:300:50:31

-He smashed a glass.

0:50:320:50:34

-He smashed a glass.

-

-But he didn't threaten me.

0:50:340:50:36

-I might try my luck on the line

-this week.

0:50:370:50:40

-You filthy pig.

0:50:430:50:44

-I've told you to put them

-in the bin outside!

0:50:460:50:49

-Nice one, lads.

0:50:530:50:54

-It's enough to put anyone

-off his breakfast.

0:51:050:51:09

-There's an important game this week.

-You need me.

0:51:120:51:16

-Another batch of cars were stolen

-last night.

0:51:160:51:19

-It's the owners' fault

-for not locking them.

0:51:200:51:23

-Bloody hell!

0:51:280:51:29

-What's wrong?

0:51:310:51:32

-Vandals! Hooligans!

0:51:350:51:37

-Vandals! Hooligans!

-

-Where's your new car, Arfur?

0:51:370:51:39

-It's been stolen.

0:51:400:51:41

-It's been stolen.

-

-It's your fault. You never lock it.

0:51:410:51:42

-It's been stolen.

-

-It's your fault. You never lock it.

-

-Who's minding the babies?

0:51:420:51:44

-What's up?

0:51:450:51:45

-What's up?

-

-His new car's been stolen.

0:51:450:51:47

-I parked it here.

0:51:490:51:51

-I parked it here.

-

-Who would do such a thing?

0:51:510:51:53

-I know someone - but he's gone home.

0:51:530:51:55

-Uncle Osborne?

0:51:560:51:57

-Uncle Osborne?

-

-He'd be first on my list.

0:51:570:51:59

-Bloody hell!

-Right from under my nose!

0:52:010:52:04

-Come on lads. One last attack.

0:52:380:52:41

-How much longer?

0:52:430:52:45

-How much longer?

-

-Five minutes.

0:52:450:52:46

-Dammit. We deserve a draw.

0:52:470:52:49

-Why don't you shout at them?

-I'm sure that would do the trick.

0:52:490:52:53

-All out, lads!

0:52:550:52:57

-Come on, Harri!

0:52:580:53:00

-Come on, Harri!

-

-Shut it!

0:53:000:53:01

-Not such a good idea, after all.

0:53:020:53:04

-Their new manager has plenty to say.

0:53:060:53:08

-Which one is he?

0:53:090:53:11

-Which one is he?

-

-The one in the middle.

0:53:110:53:13

-Where?

0:53:130:53:14

-Where?

-

-By the man who looks like Osborne.

0:53:140:53:16

-Looks like Osborne?

-That really is Osborne!

0:53:190:53:23

-Osborne!

0:53:240:53:26

-After him, Wali. I'll get the van.

0:53:280:53:30

-Across the field!

0:53:330:53:35

-Which way?

0:54:060:54:08

-Was he in my new car?

0:54:090:54:09

-Was he in my new car?

-

-No. It was a yellow one.

0:54:090:54:11

-He must have sold it!

0:54:120:54:15

-Get in. We'll follow him.

0:54:160:54:18

-Dammit! Which way?

0:54:340:54:36

-Try that way.

0:54:390:54:40

-Is his car here?

0:54:530:54:55

-There it is.

0:55:010:55:03

-There it is.

-

-Bingo!

0:55:030:55:04

-Hello.

0:55:120:55:14

-This is room 216.

0:55:140:55:16

-There are two ruffians outside.

0:55:160:55:19

-One tall one with a moustache...

0:55:200:55:22

-..and one silly one with a beret.

0:55:220:55:25

-I don't think

-they should be allowed to enter.

0:55:260:55:30

-Leave this to me.

0:55:440:55:45

-Osborne Picton is staying here.

-We want a word with him.

0:55:490:55:53

-We have no Mr Picton staying here.

0:55:550:55:57

-His car is outside!

0:55:570:55:59

-This is a private hotel.

0:56:050:56:08

-I must ask you to leave.

0:56:090:56:11

-Listen, sonny.

0:56:110:56:13

-Let's go, Wali.

0:56:200:56:22

-Let's go, Wali.

-

-You pouf!

0:56:220:56:23

-That jerk, Wali,

-stopped a great goal.

0:56:340:56:37

-I'll bet Arthur put him up to it.

0:56:380:56:40

-What about Osborne, then?

0:56:410:56:43

-What about Osborne, then?

-

-He fooled us all.

0:56:430:56:45

-Isn't that Jean's car?

0:56:470:56:49

-That's strange.

0:56:500:56:52

-She's supposed to be on her way

-to Aberystwyth.

0:56:530:56:56

-She's on a promise, I would say.

0:56:560:56:58

-She's on a promise, I would say.

-

-That's ridiculous.

0:56:580:56:59

-Jean would never...

0:57:000:57:01

-Jean would never...

-

-I believe you. Let's go home.

0:57:010:57:03

-Hurry up.

0:57:130:57:15

-Is there anyone about?

0:57:250:57:27

-Is there anyone about?

-

-No. Come up.

0:57:270:57:29

-Don't make so much noise!

0:57:320:57:34

-This way.

0:57:400:57:42

-No, the other way!

0:57:550:57:56

-Run for it!

0:57:590:58:01

-In here.

0:58:100:58:12

-Is he coming?

0:58:260:58:28

-Is he coming?

-

-Yes. And his mate.

0:58:280:58:30

-What shall we do?

0:58:300:58:32

-What shall we do?

-

-Stay here a while.

0:58:320:58:34

-Have you ever been in a sauna?

0:58:370:58:39

-Come on, then.

0:58:400:58:42

-When in Rome.

0:58:420:58:44

-Why would Jean come here?

0:58:550:58:56

-Why would Jean come here?

-

-A promise. I told you.

0:58:560:58:58

-How may I help you?

0:59:020:59:04

-We're looking for a dark-haired

-woman, aged about forty.

0:59:060:59:11

-We have no guests

-of that description.

0:59:110:59:14

-We saw her come in.

0:59:150:59:17

-We saw her come in.

-

-We have only German girls here.

0:59:170:59:19

-This is a private hotel.

0:59:200:59:22

-She's my wife.

0:59:230:59:25

-She's my wife.

-

-I'll sort this out.

0:59:250:59:27

-Excuse me, pal.

0:59:270:59:29

-The secret is to catch them

-when they least expect it.

0:59:310:59:35

-Expect what?

0:59:360:59:37

-That's a great help, thank you.

0:59:430:59:46

-That's a great help, thank you.

-

-Thank me later. Breakfast at nine?

0:59:460:59:49

-What do you think of it?

1:00:091:00:11

-It would be all right

-if it wasn't so hot.

1:00:121:00:16

-That's the whole point, you idiot!

1:00:161:00:18

-Someone's coming. Hide yourself.

1:00:201:00:22

-The other end!

1:00:281:00:30

-Hallelujah!

1:00:441:00:45

-Anything wrong?

1:00:461:00:47

-Anything wrong?

-

-You're stark naked!

1:00:471:00:49

-Don't look. It might make you blind.

1:00:521:00:55

-I can't see, anyway.

-My specs are all steamed up.

1:00:561:00:59

-Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

1:01:011:01:03

-Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

-

-Ja. Franz Beckenbauer.

1:01:031:01:06

-Let's get out of here.

1:01:081:01:10

-Mr Picton!

1:01:141:01:16

-Pervert.

1:01:261:01:28

-Ja?

1:01:421:01:43

-Ja?

-

-Sorry!

1:01:431:01:45

-Flippin' danke!

1:01:491:01:51

-This is useless.

1:01:511:01:52

-This is useless.

-

-I'm having a ball.

1:01:521:01:53

-This is useless.

-

-I'm having a ball.

-

-Typical!

1:01:531:01:55

-These are the only rooms left.

1:01:551:01:57

-These are the only rooms left.

-

-There's no point. Let's go home.

1:01:571:01:59

-Do you want to find out about Jean?

1:01:591:02:02

-I suppose so.

1:02:031:02:04

-I suppose so.

-

-Leave it to me, then.

1:02:041:02:06

-What now?

1:02:061:02:08

-George!

1:02:091:02:10

-Tecwyn! George!

1:02:241:02:26

-Tecwyn! George!

-

-Arthur! Wali!

1:02:261:02:28

-What are you doing here?

1:02:281:02:30

-There's Osborne!

1:02:321:02:33

-Jean! What are you doing here?

1:02:451:02:48

-Stop it, Tecwyn.

1:02:501:02:52

-You and Osborne!

-He's old enough to be your father.

1:02:521:02:56

-Exactly.

1:02:561:02:58

-He is my father.

1:03:011:03:02

-Golly.

1:03:071:03:09

-Golly.

-

-Flippin' heck.

1:03:091:03:11

-That's why I wouldn't go back

-to Canada.

1:03:121:03:15

-But, Jean...

1:03:191:03:21

-But, Jean...

-

-Listen, Tecwyn...

1:03:211:03:23

-My mother and father

-have passed away...

1:03:261:03:29

-..and I want them both

-to be remembered as my parents.

1:03:291:03:33

-Will you promise not to tell anyone?

1:03:341:03:36

-Of course.

1:03:381:03:39

-Arthur?

1:03:411:03:44

-Arthur?

-

-All right! Fine!

1:03:441:03:46

-This is the only time

-I'll admit to being your daughter.

1:03:491:03:53

-All right, Dad?

1:03:541:03:56

-That's all I wanted to hear, love.

1:03:571:04:00

-I can't resist it.

1:04:051:04:07

-I can't resist it.

-

-What?

1:04:071:04:08

-I can't resist it.

-

-What?

-

-Hello, Uncle Arthur.

1:04:081:04:10

-Let's scarper

-before those gorillas catch us.

1:04:121:04:15

-This is really goodbye, this time.

1:04:281:04:31

-This is really goodbye, this time.

-

-Hurrah!

1:04:311:04:32

-Have you youngsters decided yet?

1:04:331:04:36

-Can I persuade you to come with me?

-If only for a holiday?

1:04:361:04:41

-Money is no object.

1:04:431:04:45

-Where did you get that money?

1:04:461:04:48

-Where did you get that money?

-

-Not from selling your car!

1:04:481:04:51

-I sold Tecs the video camera.

1:04:511:04:53

-Well?

1:04:551:04:57

-Well?

-

-Money is our only obstacle.

1:04:571:04:59

-There is something or someone else.

1:05:011:05:04

-Thank you very much, Uncle Osborne

-- but no thanks.

1:05:061:05:10

-Thank heaven for that!

1:05:111:05:13

-I was afraid of losing you -

-and the two little 'uns.

1:05:131:05:17

-I'd even ask Osborne to stay,

-if I had to.

1:05:181:05:21

-Why, thank you Arthur.

1:05:221:05:23

-I'm only joking!

1:05:281:05:30

-You are going, this time,

-aren't you?

1:05:331:05:37

-It's the police.

1:05:381:05:40

-D C Williams. George Hughes?

1:05:401:05:42

-Aye.

1:05:431:05:45

-I'm inquiring into these car thefts.

1:05:451:05:48

-I'm inquiring into these car thefts.

-

-It's nothing to do with me!

1:05:481:05:50

-What are your grounds of suspicion?

1:05:501:05:52

-We have information

-from a very reliable source.

1:05:531:05:57

-Which one of you is Arthur Picton?

1:05:571:05:58

-Which one of you is Arthur Picton?

-

-I am.

1:05:581:06:00

-Which one of you is Arthur Picton?

-

-I am.

-

-Will you confirm that you phoned us?

1:06:001:06:02

-No, because I didn't.

1:06:031:06:05

-How could you?

1:06:051:06:07

-How could you?

-

-I didn't.

1:06:071:06:09

-You said you'd do anything

-to keep us here.

1:06:101:06:13

-Yes, but...

1:06:141:06:16

-Yes, but...

-

-Even sending George to jail!

1:06:161:06:18

-I wouldn't...

1:06:181:06:20

-George - we're going to Canada.

1:06:211:06:23

-There's nothing to keep us here now.

1:06:241:06:26

-But, Sandra...!

1:06:281:06:30

-Are you all right, Mr Picton?

1:06:521:06:53

-Are you all right, Mr Picton?

-

-Of course I am. What do you want?

1:06:531:06:55

-That sounds more like you.

1:06:561:06:58

-I thought I'd come with you to

-The Bull tonight - moral support.

1:06:581:07:02

-Why should I go just to be insulted.

1:07:021:07:05

-Why should I go just to be insulted.

-

-They're a real bunch of cowards.

1:07:051:07:07

-You should go there to show them

-what you're made of.

1:07:071:07:11

-You could be right.

1:07:131:07:15

-I could really show them up.

1:07:161:07:18

-That's the spirit!

1:07:181:07:20

-It's awfully dark here.

1:07:261:07:28

-It's awfully dark here.

-

-They might have been shamed

-into going home.

1:07:281:07:31

-# Happy 21st to you #

1:07:441:07:46

-What's going on, Wali?

1:07:471:07:48

-What's going on, Wali?

-

-A surprise, Mr Picton.

1:07:481:07:50

-# Happy 21st to Arthur

1:07:511:07:54

-# Happy 21st to you #

1:07:551:07:58

-Why didn't you tell me sooner?

1:07:591:08:00

-Why didn't you tell me sooner?

-

-They only just let me in on it.

1:08:001:08:02

-We're here to celebrate

-your 21 years with Bryncoch.

1:08:031:08:07

-And to prove you've been forgiven.

1:08:071:08:09

-I don't know what to say.

1:08:111:08:13

-I'm speechless!

1:08:151:08:17

-Say nothing and sit down.

1:08:181:08:20

-Get him a pint, someone.

1:08:221:08:24

-Thank you, John lad.

1:08:271:08:29

-This saga started

-with a video camera...

1:08:381:08:41

-..so I thought it appropriate

-to end it the same way.

1:08:421:08:46

-Look at the screen

-and you'll see some familiar faces.

1:08:471:08:51

-How are you, Arthur?

1:08:561:08:58

-How are you, Arthur?

-

-It's Orig Williams!

1:08:581:09:00

-When I played for Nantlle Vale...

1:09:011:09:03

-..you were the hardest tackler in

-Wales - after Tarw Nefyn and myself.

1:09:041:09:08

-Congratulations and good luck!

1:09:101:09:12

-We've had greetings

-from one player to another...

1:09:171:09:20

-..now let's see how managers

-greet each other.

1:09:211:09:24

-Terry Yorath!

1:09:281:09:29

-Terry Yorath is talking to me!

1:09:291:09:32

-How are you, Arthur?

1:09:331:09:35

-Congratulations on coming of age

-as a manager.

1:09:351:09:38

-I hope I last as long in this job.

-All the best for the next 21 years.

1:09:391:09:43

-Well done!

1:09:431:09:45

-The Welsh lads!

1:09:471:09:48

-Millions of pounds worth of top

-players - and they're talking to me!

1:09:491:09:53

-All the best Arthur.

-Here's to the next 21 years.

1:09:541:09:58

-Well, Tecwyn, I couldn't have wished

-for a better Christmas present.

1:10:031:10:07

-I wonder.

1:10:081:10:10

-My last video is quite special

-and it's come from afar.

1:10:101:10:14

-# I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK #

1:10:231:10:25

-Oar-right?

1:10:281:10:30

-We're all ship-shape here.

1:10:311:10:33

-Canada hasn't improved my jokes,

-as you see.

1:10:341:10:37

-Someone else wants to talk to you.

1:10:381:10:40

-Sandra?

1:10:411:10:42

-How are you, Dad?

1:10:441:10:46

-How are you, Dad?

-

-Fine, my girl. How are you all?

1:10:461:10:49

-We're all doing fine here.

1:10:501:10:52

-Don't lose your rag.

-Someone else has something to say.

1:10:531:10:56

-I'm sorry for everything.

1:11:031:11:05

-I'm sorry for everything.

-

-You phoned the cops, didn't you?

1:11:051:11:07

-I'm sorry for everything.

-

-You phoned the cops, didn't you?

-

-I was the one who phoned the cops.

1:11:071:11:09

-It was a terrible thing to do.

1:11:091:11:11

-It was a terrible thing to do.

-

-Too right.

1:11:111:11:12

-But loneliness is even worse -

-as you have found out, by now.

1:11:151:11:19

-I stole your car, too.

1:11:201:11:22

-I had a slight cash-flow problem.

1:11:241:11:26

-I hope my Christmas present

-makes up for everything.

1:11:271:11:31

-Have fun, Archie!

1:11:321:11:34

-What Christmas present?

-And don't call me Archie!

1:11:381:11:42

-I bet he didn't bother to send it.

1:11:421:11:44

-I bet he didn't bother to send it.

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-He most certainly did, Arthur.

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-Dad!

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-Isn't this a surprise?!

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