Ar y Tracs


Ar y Tracs

Drama-gomedi gan Ruth Jones, wedi ei lleoli ar y daith dren rhwng Abertawe a Paddington. Festive comedy drama, by Ruth Jones, based on the train journey between Swansea and Padd...


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-Shw'mae. My name's Dyfrig and I'm

-a recovering compulsive gambler.

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-I started when I lost my dad.

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-That's seven years ago now.

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-And when my mum died

-two years later...

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-..it just got worse.

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-I'm powerless over gambling.

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-Always will be.

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-And there's no second chance

-for me now.

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-I've had my lot.

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-Thanks.

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-Elis Hughes, twenty-six,

-from Morriston.

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-Swansea boy, like.

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-Yeah,

-I'm a restaurant manager, I am.

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-Well, when I say restaurant, it's

-more of a buffet - a buffet car.

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-On a train, like.

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-In work, they call me Reality 'cos

-I'm always tryin' for reality shows.

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-I got on Cash In The Attic once -

-filmed it and everything.

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-They cancelled 'cos the other woman

-on there was on bail for fraud.

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-Bit of a bummer like

-but I didn't let it stop me.

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-That's why I think you should have

-me on the last ever Big Brother.

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-It's time to give

-the public what they want.

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-Give 'em a Reality check, innit?

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-Elis?

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-Elis?

-

-Alright, mun. I'm coming now.

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-OK, I have been a train manager

-for four years...

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-..youngest on the South Wales lines,

-I thank you.

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-I love it, I love my job, I do.

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-Loads of my family

-have worked on the trains.

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-My great-great grandad did the coal

-or something, the steam an' that.

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-So trains is in my blood, a bit.

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-Anyway, I don't want to manage them

-any more, I want to drive them.

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-I want to be a train driver.

-I always have done.

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-And that's why I'm here.

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-So let me sit the exam.

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-Please.

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-888

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-Good evening,

-ladies and gentlemen...

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-..your buffet car

-is open selling teas, coffees...

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-..hot chocolate, snacks

-and a licensed bar.

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-No queue at the buffet car

-at this present moment in time.

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-You actually sound drunk

-when you say that.

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-It's my style, isn't it.

-Punters love it.

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-Idiot.

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-All tickets and passes, please.

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-Ooh, here we go.

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-Christmas has come early then.

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-In your dreams, good boy.

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-I love a woman in uniform, me.

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-I love a woman in uniform, me.

-

-Don't touch what you can't satisfy.

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-Now where's your ticket?

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-This is a Blockbuster card.

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-Isn't this supposed

-to be First Class?

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-Are you telling me

-this is a First Class baguette?

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-Seriously, are you?

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-Seriously, are you?

-

-Yeah, it is.

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-I'm sorry, you have to stop

-the train. There's been a robbery.

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-I mean, this bacon.

-Does it come from a pig or a sofa?

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-The emergency cord? Anyone?

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-The emergency cord? Anyone?

-

-What robbery? Where?

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-I went to the toilet.

-When I came back, my bags were gone.

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-I'm asking you to stop the train

-and search everyone.

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-Right. Stay here

-and I'll fetch the manager. OK?

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-I'd like a refund, please.

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-And some crisps.

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-I'll 'ave it if it's going begging.

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-Are we stopping in Briton Ferry?

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-Would the train manager

-come to the buffet car immediately?

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-Soph, there's this woman

-and she's had all her bags nicked.

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-They're not there.

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-They're not there.

-

-This is a mobile-free carriage.

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-Hold on, John. So, have you found

-him then? The dirty little thief.

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-I'm sure your bags are safe.

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-Everything that we find

-will be left in Lost Property.

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-You do realize my husband is an AM.

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-Great.

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-We'll shortly be arriving

-into Port Talbot...

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-..where the local time is 1952.

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-What's an AM?

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-Rudolph's over there.

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-Merry Christmas, boys.

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-Hey, Soph, I got a Class 67 today

-but Justin missed it.

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-He was havin' a wee.

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-You were havin' a wee, weren't you?

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-There's a shame.

-Do you want a Crunchie?

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-No, he won't. You're not speakin'

-to anyone, are you?

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-Day 52 in the Big Brother house.

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-Elis Reality Hughes is bringing

-the driver a nice cup of tea.

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-Thanks, mate.

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-One day, you'll say

-I worked with Elis Reality Hughes.

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-Don't be getting your hopes up.

-You're only in Round One.

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-I bet you 50 I get through.

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-Why don't you ever believe me, John?

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-You didn't believe me

-about the bank statements.

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-You didn't believe

-me about the squirrel.

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-Do you want to go to hospital?

-Do you want to go to hospital?

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-WHISTLE

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-Good evening, ladies and gentleman.

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-Welcome aboard this 1955 departure

-from Port Talbot Parkway.

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-This train will call

-at Swansea only.

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-That silly Mrs AM -

-back of the bog door.

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-Hey, Reality.

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-Gwenci, boy.

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-Gwenci, boy.

-

-Alright, mush?

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-What have you got?

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-Pandora.

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-So, what are the photos like?

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-You're gonna love them.

-Honest. Pure gold.

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-Are you going to a meeting later?

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-Are you going to a meeting later?

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-I'll go to one tomorrow in London.

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-It's the switch on

-of the lights tonight.

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-With the kids?

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-Can I come with you some time?

-To a meeting?

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-I'm Sophie

-and I'm a compulsive gambler.

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-You're a compulsive dullo.

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-Is that for me? You shouldn't have.

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-You'll get a call about that.

-She's a complete mentalist.

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-They're 400 each, these.

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-How the other half lives.

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-How the other half lives.

-

-Coming for a drink?

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-No. Mam and Dad are at a carol

-concert. I can have a bit of peace.

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-I'm going to see Sion.

-Are you coming?

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-Yes. Call you later.

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-Yes. Call you later.

-

-See ya.

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-You keep me posted.

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-And watch you don't... Watch you

-don't catch it on anything.

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-Yeah, alright. Ta-ra.

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-Hey, you'd better

-get the champagne out, girl.

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-Did I pass the exam? Have I passed?

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-Congratulations.

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-Brilliant. Well done, you.

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-You can now try for trainee

-train drivers' jobs across the UK.

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-I'm gonna be a driver,

-I'm gonna be a driver!

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-I've downloaded a traineeship

-application form from the website.

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-This is in Newcastle.

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-This is in Newcastle.

-

-You have to go where the jobs are.

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-Starting salary, 35 grand.

-Why aye, man.

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-Think about it.

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-Go on, go for it.

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-Sion, about the overtime.

-Is there any news?

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-I'm struggling, to be honest.

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-There might be something for you.

-I've been talking to Alun Lloyd.

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-It's flared up again, you know?

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-He's going to the doctor

-and he'll get back to me.

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-Oh, right.

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-Do you want a lift?

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-Do you want a lift?

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-Yup.

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-I've set up your website. Something

-for the fans to follow you on.

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-My hair looks ridiculous

-in this one.

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-It's not the best one.

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-That's the best one.

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-Class, that is.

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-If you get through...

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-If you get through...

-

-When you get through.

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-You'll have massive web support.

-Cheers, Mam.

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-I'm not your mother.

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-So are you ready for this?

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-Are you ready to get a famous son?

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-Are you ready to get a famous son?

-

-Yes.

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-Everything will change, y'know.

-We'll all be public property.

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-You, me... him.

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-They'll want to know everything

-about us. Can't have any skeletons.

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-They've got to be whiter than white.

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-So are you ready?

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-Ready.

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-Mami, Rhys said

-that he's switching on the lights.

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-No, love. Dadi's doing it.

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-Dadi, Dadi.

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-Bit over the top, isn't it?

-The electric bill will be huge.

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-Don't be such a Scrooge.

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-CAR STALLS

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-And that woman wants to drive trains.

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-Sorry.

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-DOORBELL

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-What time are they back?

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-Eleven.

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-I saw a gorgeous new flat today,

-down at the marina.

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-Oh, yeah?

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-You'll have to come and have a look.

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-The marina's a bit posh.

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-The marina's a bit posh.

-

-It's doable.

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-'Course, if I had a lodger.

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-I get it.

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-Who lives with their parents

-at the age of 31?

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-Cheers.

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-One month today.

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-What?

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-What?

-

-One month today.

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-Since we did this.

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-You've got a good memory.

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-You've got a good memory.

-

-You've got a good kiss.

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-Hi. How did it go?

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-Hello.

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-Hello.

-

-Terrible. Complete waste of time.

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-The conductor was drunk.

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-He wasn't drunk, just expressive.

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-Oh, hello.

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-This is Alex from the station.

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-Nice to meet you.

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-Sorry, hiya.

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-Ready for Christmas?

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-Ready for Christmas?

-

-Have you been eating mince pies?

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-No, it was her.

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-Don't be childish.

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-Who's for a Horlicks? Gwyn? Alex?

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-Yeah. Go on then.

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-Let's live a little.

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-Move in with me. Move in with me.

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-Come on, you know it makes sense.

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-Right. Well, I hope they're working.

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-And we're ready. After three then.

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-One, two, three.

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-Merry Christmas.

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-Merry Christmas.

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-Dad.

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-.

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-888

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-888

-

-888

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-Right then. OK. Where's it hiding?

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-No.

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-No.

-

-Oh.

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-Rhys?

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-Rhys?

-

-That one.

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-There it is.

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-Don't worry, I've got plenty more.

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-We'll keep those until tomorrow.

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-It's not fair.

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-It's not fair.

-

-Anyway, it's bedtime now.

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-Sorry.

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-It's OK. Off you go.

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-I want Tad-cu to read a story.

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-I want Tad-cu to read a story.

-

-Upstairs. Now.

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-They're lovely.

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-They're lovely.

-

-Yes.

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-So, I take it

-you're staying tonight.

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-Well, if that's OK with you.

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-Mami?

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-I'll go.

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-Wakey-wakey.

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-Wakey-wakey.

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-Lemon shakey.

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-I can't hear you.

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-Lemon shakey.

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-What's up, Doc?

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-I'm worried about these skeletons.

-I haven't slept a wink.

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-The skeletons in the cupboard.

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-You said The Sun and The Western

-Mail would churn everything up.

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-Churn what up?

-You don't have any skeletons.

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-Cutting. What about the cutting?

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-Not the Botanic Garden thing again.

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-You were on a trip with Merched

-y Wawr. You took a couple of leaves.

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-I stole it, Elis,

-and now it's six foot eight.

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-It's still growing.

-It'll be taller than the house soon.

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-When I said skeletons,

-I meant drugs, rape, murder.

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-That type of thing.

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-Really?

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-Really?

-

-Really.

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-Oh, well.

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-Well, that's alright then.

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-Dear...

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-..Santa...

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-..Claus...

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-I thought we'd paid this.

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-Phone.

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-They gave us another month.

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-That one.

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-Why not? Put it down.

-It's worth a try.

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-What are you doing, Dad?

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-Just messing about.

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-Tad-cu,

-are you staying for Christmas?

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-Well, um...

-if Mami and Dadi don't mind.

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-You'll have to sleep on the sofa.

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-I've got to go.

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-Look, if money's a problem,

-I'd like to help.

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-We don't want your money.

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-I could mind the children one night.

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-I could mind the children one night.

-

-Seven years, Dad.

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-A lot has happened in seven years.

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-I nearly lost Catrin,

-the kids, the house, everything.

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-I know.

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-I know.

-

-But you did nothing.

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-Great.

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-I'd have only made matters worse.

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-Are you still with her?

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-That's why you came back.

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-No, no, I've come back because...

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-Well, it was the right time.

-That's all.

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-Look, how about a cuppa and a chat?

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-Eh?

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-Special delivery.

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-What's this then?

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-What's this then?

-

-Special delivery.

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-Oh, good God.

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-Yes?

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-Sorry?

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-Yes?

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-What do you want?

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-Two coffees, please.

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-What?

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-What?

-

-I bring.

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-She'll bring them over.

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-Thanks, Ingrid.

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-Strange woman. Russian?

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-No, Polish.

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-I'm very proud of you, you know.

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-My boy, the train driver.

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-Do you remember that train set

-I got you? For your 7th birthday.

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-Couldn't get you off

-the damn thing, mun.

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-Have you still got it?

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-No.

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-No.

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-Of course.

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-I'm starving. Have you got any pies?

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-I have one pie.

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-Stick it on a plate -

-it's got my name on it.

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-I make it for you hot.

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-I make it for you hot.

-

-Guess who?

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-Is it Britney Spears?

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-I really thought

-it was going to be Britney Spears.

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-Did they say anything?

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-Did they say anything?

-

-They thought you were very nice.

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-Did you tell them?

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-Did you tell them?

-

-No. Nice friend, I meant.

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-Oh, right.

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-Guess where I'm taking you tonight,

-for dinner?

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-Only that place down Mumbles.

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-8.30. Table by the window.

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-You are my favourite person

-in the world.

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-They should be ashamed of themselves

-raising his hopes, building him up.

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-Knocking him down.

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-How much more rejection can he take?

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-Doors slamming in his face

-like a custard pie.

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-What are we gonna do, Mam?

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-I'm not your mother.

0:19:500:19:52

-But I am his mother.

0:19:530:19:54

-We're going to mop up that custard,

-rinse out the cloth...

0:19:540:19:58

-..and get that boy

-on the television.

0:19:580:20:01

-This, she is rayful.

0:20:080:20:11

-What?

0:20:110:20:12

-What?

-

-Christmas rayful.

0:20:120:20:14

-Oh, raffle.

0:20:140:20:16

-For the cancers.

0:20:170:20:19

-Of Wales.

0:20:190:20:20

-No, sorry. I can't.

0:20:210:20:22

-No, sorry. I can't.

-

-I've got some money.

0:20:220:20:24

-No. It's gambling.

0:20:240:20:26

-Don't be so soft, mun.

-It's only a raffle.

0:20:260:20:29

-It's still gambling.

0:20:290:20:31

-I can't gamble, Dad.

0:20:320:20:33

-Dyf, good news

-about those extra shifts.

0:20:340:20:37

-Well, not good news for Alun -

-he's in agony.

0:20:370:20:41

-He is much pain in Odbytnica.

0:20:420:20:44

-He's... Okolica posladkowa.

0:20:460:20:49

-Anyway, it'll mean a couple of extra

-shifts on Tuesday and Thursday.

0:20:500:20:55

-Do you fancy it? Another 300.

0:20:550:20:57

-Do you fancy it? Another 300.

-

-You know I do.

0:20:570:20:59

-It's not definite

-but it seems likely.

0:20:590:21:02

-Great, thanks.

0:21:020:21:04

-Great, thanks.

-

-Now his children, they eat.

0:21:040:21:06

-Shut up, Dad.

0:21:080:21:10

-Shut up, Dad.

-

-I was only joking.

0:21:100:21:12

-"Would Mrs Sarah Bell

-return to the ticket office...

0:21:120:21:15

-"..where her husband is waiting."

0:21:160:21:18

-I'll tell you what, give me a dozen

-strips and put them in his name.

0:21:180:21:22

-Jeremy Kyle.

0:21:270:21:29

-No.

0:21:290:21:30

-Come Dine With Me.

0:21:350:21:37

-He can't cook.

0:21:370:21:39

-Last Choir Standing.

0:21:430:21:44

-He's not a choir, Mam.

0:21:450:21:46

-He's not a choir, Mam.

-

-I'm not your mother.

0:21:460:21:48

-"Do you have a special talent?

0:21:560:21:58

-"Are you the next Paul Potts

-or Shaheen Jafargholi?

0:21:590:22:03

-"Phone us for details

-of a new series on S4C."

0:22:040:22:07

-"Sgen Ti Dalent

-because you are the future."

0:22:070:22:11

-That's it, this is his big chance.

0:22:110:22:14

-But he doesn't have a talent.

0:22:170:22:18

-But he doesn't have a talent.

-

-Are you bonkers? I'm his mother.

0:22:180:22:21

-Talent runs through his veins.

0:22:210:22:23

-So have you decided?

-Are you going for it?

0:22:260:22:29

-Maybe. But Newcastle - it's like

-another country.

0:22:290:22:33

-New signals update outside the

-Severn Junction. It's on the sheet.

0:22:340:22:38

-Do you want to do a brake test?

0:22:380:22:40

-Do you want to do a brake test?

-

-OK.

0:22:400:22:41

-Who was that bloke with you earlier?

0:22:410:22:44

-My father.

0:22:450:22:46

-I thought he lived...

0:22:460:22:47

-I thought he lived...

-

-Are we doing this brake test or what?

0:22:470:22:50

-Watch it.

0:22:520:22:54

-Bloody hell! What are you wearing?

0:22:550:22:56

-Bloody hell! What are you wearing?

-

-Customer host overcoat.

0:22:560:22:58

-Nice to see someone wearing it.

0:22:590:23:01

-Nice to see someone wearing it.

-

-Thanks.

0:23:010:23:03

-You can always

-do your probation up there.

0:23:030:23:06

-And when you qualify,

-you can come back.

0:23:060:23:09

-Oh, my God.

-You're gonna be a driver!

0:23:090:23:11

-Not one female train driver in the

-whole of Wales. Did you know that?

0:23:110:23:15

-It's not really a woman's job,

-though, is it?

0:23:150:23:19

-Look at Thomas the Tank Engine.

-He was a man.

0:23:190:23:23

-Thomas the Tank was a train.

0:23:230:23:25

-A pretend train.

0:23:250:23:27

-Yeah, I know,

-but he was still a boy, like.

0:23:280:23:31

-Trains and train drivers

-are all men.

0:23:310:23:35

-It's a bit different

-for you being a lesbian...

0:23:350:23:38

-..but you wouldn't get a man

-painting your nails...

0:23:380:23:42

-..or being a dinner lady

-or somethin', would you?

0:23:420:23:46

-Havin' said that, I'm into all

-that feminist stuff so go for it.

0:23:500:23:55

-Why not?

0:23:550:23:57

-As our train manager explained...

0:24:080:24:11

-..your safety instruction card

-is next to your seat...

0:24:110:24:15

-..and contains

-all your basic safety instructions.

0:24:150:24:18

-Alright?

0:24:190:24:20

-Please take a moment of your time...

0:24:200:24:22

-..to make a note, in your head,

-or wherever...

0:24:230:24:25

-..of the various exits,

-which can be found down by there...

0:24:260:24:29

-..and over by 'ere.

0:24:300:24:31

-There are emergency 'ammers

-available in every carriage...

0:24:320:24:36

-..should a crash be...

-Well, if we have a crash, like.

0:24:360:24:40

-This is a train, not a plane.

0:24:400:24:42

-By the way, your label's showing.

0:24:420:24:44

-..selling tea, coffee, freshly

-made sandwiches and hot snacks.

0:24:450:24:49

-We also have a fully licensed bar.

0:24:490:24:52

-Hiya. Alex Peterson it is.

0:25:180:25:21

-You showed me around a flat

-yesterday, down the marina.

0:25:210:25:25

-I'd like to take it, please.

0:25:250:25:27

-Yeah, it's for me.

0:25:280:25:30

-And my partner.

0:25:300:25:33

-"Would Mrs Sarah Bell from Swansea

-return to the ticket office...

0:25:330:25:38

-"..where her husband Edward

-is still waiting for her."

0:25:390:25:43

-I've done it.

0:25:430:25:45

-I'm gonna post it now.

-I've got nothing to lose.

0:25:460:25:49

-Yes, exciting. Are you OK?

0:25:490:25:52

-Sorry about earlier.

-Having Dad back is weird.

0:25:530:25:56

-Are you off to a meeting?

0:25:560:25:58

-Are you off to a meeting?

-

-Yes.

0:25:580:25:59

-MOBILE PHONE

0:26:070:26:08

-Hiya.

0:26:100:26:11

-Just checking

-you're still on for tonight.

0:26:110:26:13

-Of course.

0:26:140:26:15

-Of course.

-

-Don't be late. I've got a surprise.

0:26:150:26:19

-Have you?

0:26:190:26:20

-Right, um... Listen, babes...

0:26:200:26:22

-Hang on a minute.

0:26:230:26:25

-Yes, please.

0:26:260:26:28

-Yes, please.

-

-Mrs Parry Adams Hughes-Lloyd.

0:26:280:26:31

-Neath, SA24 5JD.

0:26:310:26:33

-I've got to go.

-It's the nutter from Neath.

0:26:330:26:36

-He goes off with this woman

-20 years younger than him.

0:26:410:26:44

-Breaks my mother's heart.

0:26:450:26:46

-When she dies two years later...

0:26:470:26:49

-..he can't be bothered

-to turn up at the funeral.

0:26:490:26:53

-I hate him for it.

0:26:530:26:55

-He's turned up now after seven years

-wanting to put it all behind us.

0:26:550:27:00

-I know I'm out of order

-'cos he's a nice bloke.

0:27:000:27:03

-If you met him,

-you'd really like him.

0:27:040:27:06

-He's a good laugh.

-He's great with my kids.

0:27:070:27:09

-But everything he does

-just winds me up.

0:27:100:27:13

-I'm just waiting for him

-to let me down again.

0:27:140:27:17

-Alright, Trev?

0:27:240:27:26

-Alright, Trev?

-

-You were going on a bit.

0:27:260:27:27

-Not good for you, you know.

-Getting all resentful like that.

0:27:280:27:32

-In these meetings,

-you say what's on your mind.

0:27:320:27:35

-Get off the pity pot.

0:27:350:27:37

-Feeling sorry for yourself

-like that.

0:27:370:27:41

-You've got a lot more going for you

-than half the blokes in here.

0:27:410:27:45

-Look at Chris.

0:27:450:27:47

-What a mess.

0:27:490:27:50

-You - you've got a wife

-you're in love with...

0:27:510:27:55

-..two beautiful,

-three beautiful kids.

0:27:550:27:58

-Well-paid job, travel included.

0:27:590:28:02

-And you're moaning 'cos your old

-man's come back into your life.

0:28:020:28:06

-Give the guy a break.

-He's trying his best.

0:28:080:28:11

-.

0:28:370:28:38

-888

0:28:390:28:39

-888

-

-888

0:28:390:28:41

-DOOR SLAMS

0:28:450:28:46

-Mam?

0:28:470:28:48

-Oh, Elis.

0:28:490:28:52

-OK, there's good news

-and there's bad news.

0:28:520:28:56

-Have they said no?

0:28:560:28:58

-Yes.

0:28:580:29:00

-What, they said yes?

0:29:000:29:01

-No. No, you...

0:29:020:29:05

-You didn't get through

-to Big Brother.

0:29:050:29:07

-Why? Why?!

0:29:100:29:11

-But the good news...

0:29:120:29:14

-You know the programme X Factor...

0:29:160:29:19

-You know the programme X Factor...

-

-Am I going on X Factor?

0:29:190:29:21

-No. But it's like X Factor.

0:29:210:29:24

-Not Sgen Ti Dalent?

0:29:270:29:29

-I'm not going on Sgen Ti Dalent.

0:29:300:29:32

-I thought you'd packed them in.

0:29:410:29:43

-The odd one, now and then.

0:29:430:29:45

-Was work OK?

0:29:480:29:50

-Yeah. Yes.

0:29:500:29:51

-I've got some overtime

-so it's shaping up.

0:29:520:29:55

-Listen, you know you said

-you'd have the kids one night...

0:29:570:30:00

-..do you fancy doing it tonight?

0:30:000:30:03

-I could take Cat out.

0:30:030:30:04

-I could take Cat out.

-

-Of course. I'd love to.

0:30:040:30:06

-Let me pay...

0:30:060:30:07

-No, thanks. I can just about stretch

-to a pizza for my wife.

0:30:070:30:11

-Sorry.

0:30:110:30:13

-Right.

0:30:140:30:15

-I'll go and get changed.

0:30:150:30:17

-OK, the salt is you

-and the pepper is me. Thanks, Mam.

0:30:250:30:28

-I'm not your mother.

0:30:290:30:30

-What are you wearing?

0:30:310:30:32

-I'm the choreographer.

0:30:330:30:35

-Sauce, mustard, mayonnaise

-are the judges.

0:30:400:30:43

-Who are the judges?

0:30:430:30:45

-Different celebrities every week,

-Mam.

0:30:450:30:48

-Who's this?

0:30:480:30:50

-Who's this?

-

-Me sitting in the waiting room.

0:30:500:30:52

-And who's that?

-The presenter, is it? Sarra Elgan?

0:30:520:30:57

-No. That's a bottle of vinegar.

0:30:570:31:00

-PHONE

0:31:000:31:01

-We've gone to the side and I don't

-know if I stay on this side...

0:31:020:31:07

-Where?

0:31:080:31:09

-When?

0:31:120:31:13

-Thank you.

0:31:150:31:16

-What's wrong?

0:31:190:31:21

-Billy Bricks has died.

0:31:240:31:26

-No way.

0:31:260:31:28

-Who's Billy Bricks?

0:31:320:31:33

-Billy Bricks was my father.

0:31:350:31:37

-Right then. The baby's asleep.

0:31:390:31:41

-She won't wake up for a few hours.

0:31:420:31:44

-She won't wake up for a few hours.

-

-Mami looks like a princess.

0:31:440:31:46

-She does, doesn't she?

0:31:460:31:50

-One story and then bed.

0:31:500:31:52

-OK.

0:31:520:31:54

-Enjoy yourselves.

0:31:540:31:56

-Ta-ra.

0:31:560:31:58

-Right, it's Tad-cu's birthday today.

0:31:590:32:03

-Whoo!

0:32:030:32:05

-Who wants to make a cake?

0:32:050:32:07

-Who wants to make a cake?

-

-Me!

0:32:070:32:08

-It probably won't come to anything.

-All I've done is send the form off.

0:32:130:32:18

-It's in Newcastle.

0:32:180:32:19

-Emlyn?

0:32:200:32:21

-Emlyn?

-

-No, Upon Tyne.

0:32:210:32:22

-I was joking.

0:32:230:32:24

-I was joking.

-

-Oh.

0:32:240:32:25

-The thing is,

-I probably won't even get it.

0:32:270:32:30

-Even if I do,

-I'll still come back on weekends.

0:32:300:32:35

-What's this?

0:32:350:32:37

-Nothing.

0:32:370:32:39

-I'm not hungry any more.

0:32:410:32:43

-What's going on?

0:33:050:33:07

-We've made a cake for Tad-cu.

0:33:070:33:09

-It's past ten o'clock, Dad.

0:33:100:33:11

-Don't worry, mun. It's Christmas.

0:33:120:33:14

-Don't worry, mun. It's Christmas.

-

-Right. You, bed.

0:33:140:33:17

-Happy birthday, Tad-cu.

0:33:170:33:20

-Happy birthday, Tad-cu.

-

-Thank you.

0:33:200:33:21

-Birthday?

0:33:210:33:23

-Oh, God. It is too.

0:33:230:33:25

-I'm so sorry...

0:33:250:33:26

-Don't worry. When you reach my age,

-you don't worry about all that.

0:33:270:33:31

-Carwyn, get your coat. Dyf,

-take your father out for a drink.

0:33:310:33:35

-If you go now, you'll catch

-last orders. Off you go.

0:33:360:33:39

-Right.

0:33:420:33:43

-Alex. What the hell is this?

0:33:460:33:49

-I thought if I got us a flat,

-you'd want to move in.

0:33:490:33:52

-Without asking me first?

0:33:530:33:54

-Without asking me first?

-

-You didn't ask me.

0:33:540:33:56

-Going off to Newcastle.

-You're my girlfriend.

0:33:560:33:59

-We've only been seeing

-each other a month.

0:33:590:34:03

-I have to ask your permission, do I?

0:34:030:34:06

-Oh, for God's sake.

0:34:100:34:12

-He was tamping.

0:34:160:34:17

-And they were shouting at him.

-"Put a cork in it."

0:34:180:34:21

-I've missed you, Dad.

0:34:290:34:31

-Last orders.

0:34:340:34:37

-One for the road?

0:34:410:34:42

-Alright. Two more, please.

0:34:450:34:47

-Don't know if you're interested

-but there's a game upstairs tonight.

0:34:470:34:52

-A bit of poker.

0:34:520:34:53

-A bit of poker.

-

-No, it's alright.

0:34:530:34:54

-Select group. Friends only.

0:34:540:34:56

-No, thanks.

0:34:570:34:58

-D'you know what? I fancy a game.

0:34:580:35:01

-D'you know what? I fancy a game.

-

-You're joking, right?

0:35:010:35:03

-Why not? I haven't played for years.

0:35:040:35:05

-Why not? I haven't played for years.

-

-I'm going home.

0:35:050:35:07

-You don't have to play but you

-can watch me winning a few quid.

0:35:080:35:12

-Come on.

0:35:120:35:14

-Hey. Come to bed.

0:36:040:36:07

-Dyf?

0:36:110:36:13

-Dyf?

0:36:150:36:16

-Dyf?

-

-I went to a poker game.

0:36:160:36:18

-I didn't play

-but I went and it's freaked me out.

0:36:190:36:23

-What poker game?

0:36:230:36:25

-I didn't gamble, I swear.

-I didn't gamble.

0:36:250:36:28

-I thought you were just going

-for a couple of drinks.

0:36:280:36:31

-I left Dad there.

0:36:320:36:34

-It was his idea.

0:36:340:36:36

-God, what's he on?

-Is he stupid or what?

0:36:360:36:40

-I'm very proud of you.

0:36:540:36:56

-Why?

0:36:560:36:58

-For coming home.

0:36:590:37:01

-I'm really sorry.

0:37:160:37:18

-For making me jump or being a knob?

0:37:190:37:21

-Both.

0:37:220:37:23

-The thing is,

-I really want you to get this job.

0:37:230:37:27

-Seriously?

0:37:280:37:29

-I know how much it means to you.

0:37:300:37:32

-I know how much it means to you.

-

-Thanks, babes.

0:37:320:37:33

-If you get it and you have to go

-to Newcastle, that's great.

0:37:330:37:37

-Really?

0:37:380:37:39

-Really?

-

-Yeah.

0:37:390:37:40

-'Cos I've decided.

-I'm gonna come with you.

0:37:400:37:43

-Come on, you're going to

-Mam-gu's house with Rhys and Siani.

0:37:460:37:50

-You'll have to make your own lunch.

0:37:500:37:52

-You'll have to make your own lunch.

-

-Don't worry about that.

0:37:520:37:55

-I'm not.

0:37:550:37:56

-I want to stay with Tad-cu.

0:37:570:37:58

-Well, you can't.

0:37:580:37:59

-Well, you can't.

-

-I want to.

0:37:590:38:01

-She can stay, I don't mind.

0:38:020:38:05

-No. We're OK, thanks.

0:38:050:38:07

-Catrin...

0:38:100:38:11

-..I know you're angry.

0:38:120:38:14

-And I'm sorry about last night.

0:38:170:38:18

-And I'm sorry about last night.

-

-It was no joke.

0:38:180:38:20

-The gambling.

0:38:210:38:23

-You have no idea. It was terrible.

0:38:250:38:29

-Listen, let me look after madam.

0:38:310:38:34

-Take the other two to your mother's.

0:38:340:38:37

-Then...

0:38:370:38:39

-..go shopping.

0:38:390:38:41

-A little retail therapy.

0:38:420:38:45

-Please, Mami?

0:38:460:38:48

-I don't think she believed me.

0:38:510:38:53

-I don't think she believed me.

-

-Why? Are you lied?

0:38:530:38:55

-No - I don't think she thinks

-I'd up sticks and go with her.

0:38:550:39:00

-Who are these sticks?

0:39:000:39:01

-Who are these sticks?

-

-You know - move, be with her.

0:39:010:39:04

-In Poland, we say...

0:39:040:39:08

-.."udowodnic swoje pozdrowienia

-z wiecej niz slowa."

0:39:080:39:11

-Sorry?

0:39:120:39:13

-Prove your love

-with more than words.

0:39:140:39:17

-Right.

0:39:170:39:19

-Nice one, Ingo.

0:39:260:39:28

-Now, you buy rayful?

0:39:280:39:31

-Yeah.

0:39:310:39:33

-I said, you buy rayful!

0:39:340:39:36

-I know it sounds tight

-but I don't really feel upset.

0:39:370:39:40

-I didn't really know him.

0:39:410:39:43

-He left when I was one.

0:39:430:39:45

-Elis...

0:39:460:39:47

-I know, Mam.

-You can cry if you want.

0:39:470:39:50

-You don't understand.

0:39:500:39:51

-You don't understand.

-

-Yes, I do.

0:39:510:39:53

-No, you really don't.

0:39:530:39:56

-Billy Bricks wasn't your father.

0:39:580:40:00

-Sorry?

0:40:010:40:02

-Tad-cu, can we play a game?

0:40:110:40:13

-Hm?

0:40:130:40:15

-I want to play.

0:40:150:40:16

-Watch telly, there's a good girl.

0:40:180:40:20

-Tad-cu's having forty winks.

0:40:200:40:23

-All I'll say is that he's one

-of the top knobs in the Welsh media.

0:40:370:40:41

-On the television.

0:40:410:40:43

-And radio.

0:40:440:40:46

-And a bit in the papers.

0:40:460:40:48

-I won't tell you any more than that.

0:40:490:40:51

-I promised...

0:40:550:40:57

-..that I'd never tell anyone.

0:40:570:41:00

-Oh, Dyf. Bad news I'm afraid.

0:41:230:41:26

-Oh, God. Not Alun?

0:41:280:41:29

-Yes.

0:41:290:41:31

-Is it terminal?

0:41:310:41:33

-No, it's bad news for you.

0:41:340:41:36

-He's on the mend. Miracle cream or

-something, has anaesthetic in it.

0:41:360:41:41

-He's coming back on Tuesday.

0:41:410:41:43

-He's coming back on Tuesday.

-

-Right.

0:41:430:41:44

-So there's no overtime. Sorry.

0:41:440:41:47

-No.

0:41:470:41:48

-Still - good for Alun, eh?

0:41:490:41:51

-Yes.

0:41:510:41:53

-Hello?

0:42:020:42:03

-Hello.

0:42:040:42:05

-Where's Megan?

0:42:110:42:12

-Where's Megan?

-

-Sorry, she was here a minute ago.

0:42:120:42:16

-Megan?

0:42:200:42:21

-Megan, where are you?

0:42:230:42:24

-Oh, my God.

0:42:270:42:29

-Megan?

0:42:300:42:31

-I'm making the cake pretty.

0:42:320:42:34

-Have you eaten any of those?

-Did you eat any of those sweets?

0:42:350:42:38

-I've kept them for the cake.

0:42:390:42:41

-Good girl.

0:42:420:42:44

-.

0:42:530:42:54

-888

0:42:560:42:56

-888

-

-888

0:42:560:42:58

-I'm so sorry.

0:43:010:43:03

-Oh, please, don't worry.

0:43:030:43:05

-The last thing I want

-is people feeling sorry for me...

0:43:050:43:08

-..wrapping me up in cotton wool.

0:43:090:43:11

-Catrin, I know it's a lot to ask...

0:43:130:43:17

-..but I don't want Dyf to know.

0:43:170:43:19

-I can't do that.

0:43:190:43:22

-I came back to say sorry.

0:43:220:43:24

-If he knows I'm ill,

-it'll change everything.

0:43:240:43:28

-I'd like him to forgive me

-because he wants to forgive me.

0:43:280:43:34

-Not because

-I'm at death's bloody door.

0:43:340:43:37

-DOOR CLOSES

0:43:370:43:39

-Please.

0:43:400:43:41

-What's all this stuff?

0:43:480:43:50

-What?

0:43:500:43:51

-Bloody hell! Why are you

-spending money when we're broke?

0:43:520:43:55

-There's only 80 in the bank...

0:43:550:43:57

-..and that's an overdraft.

0:43:580:44:00

-I thought, with the extra shifts...

0:44:000:44:02

-What's the point?

0:44:020:44:05

-How famous?

0:44:160:44:18

-How famous?

-

-I don't know, do I?

0:44:180:44:20

-Is he an actor? Presenter?

0:44:200:44:23

-Oh, my God.

0:44:230:44:26

-What if he's a pop star?

0:44:260:44:28

-She won't tell me, will she?

0:44:280:44:30

-So, how's the big performance

-coming on then? Sgen Ti Dalent?

0:44:320:44:36

-Yeah. Good.

0:44:370:44:38

-Do a bit for me.

0:44:390:44:40

-Do a bit for me.

-

-No way.

0:44:400:44:41

-I don't wanna jinx it.

0:44:410:44:44

-Can I come with you

-to the auditions?

0:44:460:44:48

-Maybe.

0:44:490:44:50

-Stay here for five minutes.

0:44:510:44:52

-I want to surprise Sophie.

0:44:530:44:54

-What's going on?

0:44:550:44:57

-It's not there, Jan.

0:44:570:44:59

-What do you mean it's not there?

0:44:590:45:02

-Pass it here.

0:45:020:45:03

-You're looking at the wrong board,

-Gwyn. That's arrivals.

0:45:040:45:07

-She's planning to come with me.

0:45:080:45:09

-Who?

0:45:100:45:11

-Who?

-

-Alex. I've only known her a month.

0:45:110:45:14

-Don't you think it's a bit weird?

0:45:140:45:16

-Don't you think it's a bit weird?

-

-Not really.

0:45:160:45:18

-I like her but she's

-just a bit full on at times.

0:45:180:45:21

-There she is. Sophie.

0:45:210:45:23

-Oh, God, my parents.

-On their way to London.

0:45:240:45:27

-To see Phantom.

0:45:270:45:29

-Can you get this for me, please?

0:45:300:45:32

-Can you get this for me, please?

-

-OK.

0:45:320:45:34

-Sophie.

0:45:340:45:35

-Sophie.

-

-Don't shout, Gwyn.

0:45:350:45:36

-Hiya, Mam-gu.

0:45:370:45:38

-I love the Phantom.

0:45:390:45:42

-Really?

0:45:430:45:44

-What are you doing here?

-The train's not for another hour.

0:45:450:45:49

-I've got to clock on and stuff.

-So I'll see you on the train.

0:45:490:45:54

-Alright? Carriage H.

0:45:540:45:56

-Yes.

0:45:560:45:58

-Do you want me to show you?

0:46:020:46:04

-Yes.

0:46:040:46:06

-It is three pounds

-and fifty of pence.

0:46:110:46:14

-I'm 30p short, to be honest.

0:46:170:46:19

-You are not short. You are big man.

0:46:200:46:23

-Strong.

0:46:250:46:26

-Ingo, she's here. Quick.

0:46:270:46:30

-What's going on?

0:46:500:46:52

-What's going on?

-

-There's a special delivery for you.

0:46:520:46:54

-From a special friend.

0:46:550:46:56

-Ing.

0:46:570:46:58

-It's not your birthday, is it?

0:47:000:47:02

-It's not your birthday, is it?

-

-No.

0:47:020:47:03

-This... she is for you.

0:47:030:47:06

-I don't understand.

0:47:060:47:08

-Open it.

0:47:080:47:10

-Said I was going to surprise you,

-didn't I?

0:47:280:47:31

-Did you?

0:47:330:47:34

-I want us to make it official, Soph.

0:47:350:47:37

-I want to spend

-the rest of my life with you.

0:47:370:47:41

-So, will you?

0:47:430:47:46

-Go on, Soph, say yes.

0:47:460:47:48

-OK then.

0:47:520:47:53

-# Congratulations

0:47:570:47:59

-# Celebrations

0:47:590:48:01

-# Celebrations... #

0:48:010:48:04

-The thing is,

-I haven't got a problem with it.

0:48:170:48:20

-At the end of the day,

-it doesn't matter who you marry.

0:48:200:48:24

-Man, woman, horse. I saw a programme

-once where a man married a horse.

0:48:240:48:29

-Are you actually on drugs?

0:48:290:48:31

-He's put on some weight.

0:48:400:48:43

-And he's got three children.

0:48:430:48:45

-So?

0:48:450:48:47

-Well, you wonder how he managed it.

0:48:470:48:49

-Look at this one here, Gwyn.

0:48:500:48:52

-Excuse me, Standard Class

-is down there beyond the buffet.

0:48:530:48:57

-I wanted First Class.

-Thank you very much.

0:48:580:49:01

-Hiya, Bryn.

0:49:040:49:06

-Blinkin' students, honestly.

0:49:060:49:08

-It's not going to be

-as scary as you think.

0:49:120:49:14

-They don't even know I'm gay,

-let alone that I'm engaged.

0:49:150:49:18

-Mam-gu thinks I'll come home

-with a six-foot fullback from Neath.

0:49:180:49:22

-We're still OK, aren't we?

0:49:230:49:25

-Yeah. Yeah, of course we are.

0:49:250:49:27

-Don't slouch, Gwyn.

-We're in First Class.

0:49:550:49:57

-Seven letters, beginning with A,

-finishing with C.

0:50:000:50:04

-Form of poison.

0:50:040:50:07

-You're Sophie's Mam and Dad,

-aren't you? I'm Pandora.

0:50:070:50:10

-Hello.

0:50:110:50:12

-Hello.

-

-Congratulations.

0:50:120:50:13

-You must be over the moon.

0:50:140:50:16

-Yes, I think so.

0:50:160:50:19

-I'll be back in a minute with some

-drinks. You ought to have champagne.

0:50:190:50:23

-Did you hear that? Champagne.

0:50:250:50:27

-It's a totally different experience

-in First Class.

0:50:270:50:31

-Arsenic.

0:50:330:50:34

-Oh, Dora.

-You can do the next announcement.

0:50:460:50:49

-Serious?

0:50:490:50:51

-Serious?

-

-Yeah, serious.

0:50:510:50:53

-# The Phantom of the Opera is here #

0:50:560:51:01

-You're too loud.

-Everyone can hear you.

0:51:010:51:03

-You've seen who's down there,

-have you?

0:51:030:51:06

-In the baseball cap. Bryn Terfel.

0:51:060:51:08

-Good morning to you all,

-ladies and gentlemen.

0:51:160:51:19

-I'd like to welcome you aboard

-the InterCity 125 service to London.

0:51:190:51:24

-The next stop on this service

-will be Cardiff in 20 minutes' time.

0:51:240:51:29

-Arriving in Cardiff at 1215.

0:51:290:51:33

-My name is Pandora Powell and I do

-hope you're enjoying your journey.

0:51:330:51:38

-Can I just say,

-I have a special announcement.

0:51:400:51:43

-Our train manager, Sophie Thomas,

-who we all love to bits...

0:51:440:51:48

-That's you.

0:51:480:51:49

-..has some special news today.

0:51:500:51:52

-Sophie has got engaged.

0:51:520:51:54

-Congratulations

-from everyone on the train.

0:51:550:51:58

-Congratulations, Sophie Thomas.

0:51:580:52:02

-What are you doing? Her parents

-don't even know she's gay!

0:52:020:52:06

-Engaged?

0:52:060:52:07

-Idiot.

0:52:110:52:13

-Idiot.

-

-I didn't know.

0:52:130:52:15

-Tell me, what was she on about?

0:52:150:52:17

-I'm sorry you had to find out

-like this.

0:52:230:52:25

-Bacon baguette?

0:52:260:52:27

-This is Elis. My fiance.

0:52:290:52:32

-Oh.

0:52:330:52:35

-I always thought you were a lesbian.

0:52:350:52:38

-Are you alright in there?

0:52:520:52:54

-Yes, thanks.

0:52:540:52:56

-I saw it down on the left somewhere.

0:52:580:53:01

-I've found it.

0:53:170:53:18

-Dyfrig?

0:53:290:53:31

-Have they got over the shock yet?

0:53:310:53:33

-My mother wants to go to Harrods

-to buy a hat.

0:53:340:53:37

-I put them on the Circle Line.

0:53:380:53:40

-How embarrassed am I? Oh, God!

0:53:400:53:43

-Come with me and help me

-actually kill Pandora.

0:53:430:53:47

-Reality Hughes.

0:53:540:53:56

-Two of you, are there?

0:53:590:54:00

-Two of you, are there?

-

-No, he's my backing vocalist.

0:54:000:54:02

-Well, if you'd like to follow me.

0:54:030:54:05

-Come here.

0:54:070:54:09

-You can do this.

0:54:090:54:11

-OK. How are you feeling, boys?

0:54:160:54:20

-Wow. Give him some space,

-please, Sarra Elgan.

0:54:200:54:23

-Yeah?

0:54:230:54:24

-Elis told me about his father.

0:54:260:54:28

-Who is he then?

0:54:330:54:34

-Right then. Reality Hughes?

0:54:510:54:53

-You're Reality and are you Hughes?

0:54:540:54:56

-No, it's just me.

-He's my backing singer.

0:54:570:54:59

-Right.

-So, Reality, do you have talent?

0:55:010:55:03

-Absolutely. I was born with it.

0:55:030:55:06

-When you're ready.

0:55:060:55:08

-Big up to the Swansea massive

-in the house.

0:55:110:55:14

-BEATBOX

0:55:180:55:20

-# If you want to understand me,

-get down on the tracks

0:55:260:55:28

-# Tea, coffee, what you fancy,

-hot and cold snacks

0:55:280:55:30

-# By the time I finish,

-you'll be chill, chillax

0:55:300:55:33

-# You'll be lying down

-in the luggage tracks

0:55:330:55:34

-# We've got the bling, we're buff,

-the booty, the real thing

0:55:350:55:39

-# Whoo-hoo!

0:55:390:55:40

-# I'm the best rapper,

-you gorra face the facts

0:55:400:55:41

-# Got the smile, the face too,

-pumpin' to the max

0:55:420:55:44

-# Whoever sets the challenge,

-I'll smash their act

0:55:440:55:46

-# I'm the word king

-on and off the tracks

0:55:460:55:48

-# For sure, I serve the homies

-and all the Swansea Jacks

0:55:490:55:51

-# It's a mental party

-when you're on the tracks

0:55:510:55:52

-# Whoever sets the challenge,

-I'll smash their act

0:55:530:55:54

-# I'm the word king

-on and off the tracks #

0:55:550:55:57

-Morris.

0:55:570:55:58

-Morris.

-

-Morriston.

0:55:580:55:59

-Well done, boy.

0:56:030:56:04

-That performance was completely...

0:56:090:56:12

-..disgraceful.

0:56:120:56:14

-Amanda?

0:56:140:56:15

-What?

0:56:160:56:17

-Johnny?

0:56:180:56:19

-Johnny?

-

-Johnny?

0:56:190:56:20

-Terrible. Sorry.

0:56:200:56:22

-Right.

0:56:260:56:27

-But...

0:56:270:56:28

-..there was one thing worth keeping.

0:56:290:56:32

-You.

0:56:330:56:35

-You can go back

-to working on the trains.

0:56:350:56:38

-You can come back on Thursday

-for the second round.

0:56:380:56:42

-Yeah, OK.

0:56:420:56:44

-They didn't want me. They don't

-want me but they want him.

0:56:520:56:56

-Right.

0:56:570:56:59

-Out of my way.

0:57:000:57:02

-How can you expect me

-to stand back...

0:57:040:57:06

-..and watch my son being

-knocked back time and time again?

0:57:070:57:11

-Do you have any idea

-what you're doing to him? Huh?

0:57:110:57:15

-Eluned?

0:57:150:57:17

-Hywel.

0:57:190:57:21

-The fuse has gone

-on one of the lights.

0:57:480:57:51

-What?

0:57:510:57:52

-What?

-

-"Nadolig" has gone.

0:57:520:57:54

-The word Nadolig has broken.

0:57:540:57:56

-Hell's bells, Cat! The interest

-on the stuff you bought is 28%.

0:57:570:58:02

-Where did you find that?

0:58:040:58:06

-In the garage.

0:58:070:58:09

-Put it back, there's no room for it.

0:58:100:58:12

-Christ, we're up to here in debt.

0:58:120:58:15

-We haven't got any money

-to pay the bills.

0:58:150:58:18

-The only thing you're worried

-about is playing with a train set.

0:58:180:58:22

-What's wrong with you?

0:58:220:58:24

-Your father thought

-it would be a nice surprise.

0:58:240:58:27

-Don't worry.

0:58:280:58:29

-He likes surprising us, doesn't he?

0:58:300:58:32

-Where are you going?

0:58:340:58:35

-Where are you going?

-

-To a meeting.

0:58:350:58:37

-OK, Dyf.

0:58:460:58:47

-Alright?

0:58:470:58:49

-Are you coming in?

0:58:490:58:51

-Are you coming in?

-

-Five minutes.

0:58:510:58:52

-OK.

0:58:540:58:55

-Sound asleep?

0:59:080:59:10

-Yes. Do you want anything?

-You look tired.

0:59:100:59:14

-No. I'm fine.

0:59:140:59:16

-Dyf worries a lot, d'you know?

-About everything.

0:59:190:59:23

-Yes.

0:59:230:59:24

-He's a lucky man...

0:59:290:59:31

-..having you for a wife.

0:59:310:59:34

-Available Balance 80

0:59:460:59:48

-CANCEL

-WITHDRAW CASH

0:59:490:59:51

-Are you in, Dyf?

1:00:131:00:14

-Are you in, Dyf?

-

-Yes. I'm in.

1:00:141:00:17

-Are you sure

-you don't want anything else?

1:00:231:00:26

-You've barely touched that.

1:00:261:00:28

-Carwyn?

1:00:301:00:31

-Carwyn?

1:00:361:00:38

-Carwyn.

1:00:391:00:40

-Oh, my God.

1:00:411:00:43

-.

1:00:471:00:48

-888

1:00:501:00:50

-888

-

-888

1:00:501:00:52

-MOBILE PHONE

1:01:051:01:07

-Are you going to answer that?

1:01:101:01:13

-I won't be long. The meeting...

1:01:181:01:21

-What? Is he OK?

1:01:211:01:25

-Because he didn't want you to know.

1:01:321:01:34

-I was trying to respect his wishes,

-that's all.

1:01:351:01:38

-You should have told me.

1:01:401:01:41

-Where were you when I phoned?

1:01:501:01:52

-At the meeting.

1:01:551:01:56

-Where were you, Dyf?

1:02:001:02:02

-Oh, God - no.

1:02:051:02:06

-I don't know why I did it,

-it was stupid. It was only one game.

1:02:061:02:09

-One game.

-And I swear I won't do it again.

1:02:101:02:13

-Sorry, Dyf.

1:02:131:02:14

-"A message for Mrs Sarah Bell...

1:02:201:02:23

-"..your husband, Edward,

-has gone home."

1:02:231:02:26

-This night, it is for laughter

-and merry and pies of mince.

1:02:271:02:31

-She means the Christmas drinks,

-tonight.

1:02:321:02:35

-Right,

-can you handle another surprise?

1:02:351:02:39

-Calm down,

-it's like you're on speed.

1:02:391:02:42

-Seeing as we're not getting a flat,

-I decided to get us a holiday.

1:02:431:02:46

-A week's break, all inclusive,

-in Cyprus - leaving in two days.

1:02:471:02:51

-Look.

1:02:521:02:53

-Isn't this a wedding resort?

1:02:561:02:58

-Isn't this a wedding resort?

-

-Yeah. Is that alright?

1:02:581:03:00

-I know it's a bit quick

-but I thought, you know...

1:03:011:03:04

-..with your parents and all that,

-I thought it'd be better.

1:03:051:03:09

-So, you want to get married

-next week?

1:03:091:03:12

-Yeah.

1:03:121:03:14

-"I've gone to my mother's.

-I want time to think."

1:03:361:03:39

-I've phoned the station.

1:03:561:03:58

-I said you had a bad tummy.

1:03:581:04:00

-I hate Gwenci.

1:04:011:04:03

-I know, bach. Can I do anything

-to make you feel better?

1:04:031:04:07

-Yes.

1:04:081:04:09

-Is Hywel Gwynfryn my father?

1:04:111:04:13

-There was a connection between you.

1:04:141:04:16

-Maybe. I don't know, to be honest.

1:04:171:04:20

-They were hazy days, the 1970s.

1:04:201:04:22

-But I was born in 1982.

1:04:231:04:24

-And the 1980s too.

1:04:241:04:26

-He's got a bad tummy.

1:04:321:04:34

-I need to talk to him.

1:04:351:04:36

-I need to talk to him.

-

-He's got a bad tummy.

1:04:361:04:38

-Please call him down.

1:04:381:04:40

-Elis?

1:04:421:04:43

-Are you still going

-to the second round?

1:04:471:04:50

-Yes. This afternoon.

1:04:501:04:53

-They think I could be

-a Welsh Michael Flatley.

1:04:551:04:57

-Michael Flatley, Riverdance?

1:05:001:05:02

-Michael Flatley, Riverdance?

-

-I know who he is.

1:05:021:05:03

-Come with me, I'm nervous.

1:05:091:05:11

-You are nothing to me. Traitor.

1:05:121:05:15

-Please talk to him.

1:05:181:05:20

-Mam?

1:05:201:05:21

-Mam?

-

-She's not your Mam.

1:05:211:05:24

-Hey, Soph,

-you're not going to believe this.

1:05:371:05:40

-I've had this from Tyneside.

1:05:411:05:42

-You've got an interview

-for the job in Newcastle.

1:05:431:05:46

-December 29th.

-I know there's not a lot of time.

1:05:461:05:50

-29th?

1:05:501:05:51

-I can't. I'm away.

1:05:531:05:55

-In Cyprus.

1:05:551:05:56

-Are you?

1:05:571:05:58

-Yes.

1:05:581:06:00

-I was such a coward.

1:06:051:06:06

-I couldn't face it.

1:06:081:06:10

-I couldn't face seeing you.

1:06:101:06:14

-And the longer I left it...

1:06:141:06:16

-..the harder it was to come home.

1:06:161:06:19

-Hush, Dad.

1:06:211:06:23

-I'm sorry, Dyf,

-for leaving you like that.

1:06:231:06:26

-Your mother and you.

1:06:261:06:28

-My little boy.

1:06:281:06:30

-I was 28, Dad.

1:06:321:06:33

-Yes,

-but you were still my little boy...

1:06:331:06:36

-..no matter how old you were.

1:06:371:06:39

-They're letting you come home

-for Christmas, aren't they?

1:06:391:06:42

-Aye, great. I can peel the sprouts.

1:06:431:06:46

-Hey, come on. Come on, come on.

1:06:491:06:52

-Listen, Elis. About Gwenci.

1:07:311:07:34

-You have a special friendship.

1:07:361:07:38

-It would be a shame to lose it.

1:07:381:07:41

-I had a special friend once.

1:07:421:07:44

-A best friend - Caryl.

1:07:441:07:46

-We had a golden future together,

-on the stage, on TV.

1:07:481:07:53

-But we quarrelled.

1:07:551:07:57

-I got a recording contract.

-She didn't.

1:07:581:08:00

-It all fell apart after that.

1:08:021:08:05

-We never spoke again.

1:08:051:08:07

-I've regretted it ever since.

1:08:081:08:10

-Recording contract?

1:08:111:08:12

-Recording contract?

-

-Go after him, Elis. Your friend.

1:08:121:08:16

-Before it's too late.

1:08:171:08:18

-Do you have talent? Yes indeed.

1:08:451:08:47

-Do you have talent? Yes indeed.

-

-Thank you.

1:08:471:08:48

-Johnny. Amanda Protheroe-Thomas.

-What do you think?

1:08:491:08:52

-Is he through to the final

-in the studio?

1:08:521:08:55

-There's your answer.

1:08:581:08:59

-You're through to the final on S4C

-in front of thousands of people.

1:09:001:09:05

-What?

1:09:101:09:11

-Not without my friend.

1:09:111:09:14

-Sorry?

1:09:151:09:17

-Not without my friend.

1:09:171:09:19

-Not without my friend.

-

-What? That yonk from the other day?

1:09:191:09:21

-He's my best friend.

1:09:221:09:23

-What's a yonk?

1:09:241:09:25

-What's a yonk?

-

-No idea.

1:09:251:09:26

-We come as a pair. Do you want me?

1:09:261:09:28

-Yes.

1:09:291:09:30

-Yes.

-

-Good.

1:09:301:09:31

-Do you want my friend?

1:09:311:09:33

-No.

1:09:341:09:35

-Um...

1:09:391:09:41

-Right.

1:09:411:09:42

-Well, uh...

1:09:441:09:46

-Cheers, boy.

1:09:551:09:57

-Oi, Gwynfryn.

1:10:041:10:07

-You've got to take

-the rough with the smooth.

1:10:191:10:21

-Maybe I've been rejected

-but no-one's going to stop me.

1:10:221:10:26

-Well done, boy.

1:10:261:10:28

-Hiya.

1:10:281:10:29

-Top of the morning to ya.

1:10:301:10:31

-I've got a present for you.

1:10:331:10:35

-A Christmas present? I haven't...

1:10:351:10:38

-A Christmas present? I haven't...

-

-Consolation kind of thing.

1:10:381:10:40

-Thanks.

1:10:401:10:41

-What is it?

1:10:471:10:49

-What is it?

-

-A cushion. My uncle makes them.

1:10:491:10:51

-Turn it over.

1:10:531:10:55

-"You're a star."

1:10:561:10:58

-Oh, yeah. Class, that is. Mint.

1:10:581:11:01

-Is that the theme tune

-to Tetris Game Boy?

1:11:011:11:04

-Oh, yeah.

1:11:081:11:10

-Ingrid.

1:11:121:11:13

-I wanted to get you something

-to remind you of Poland.

1:11:141:11:17

-At Christmas.

1:11:181:11:19

-I know you don't eat turkey.

1:11:191:11:22

-You buy me carp?

1:11:221:11:24

-No, not quite.

1:11:241:11:25

-It's a pike.

1:11:281:11:30

-Thank you.

1:11:321:11:34

-And now...

1:11:381:11:39

-And now I stop crying.

1:11:411:11:43

-It is time...

1:11:451:11:46

-..for rayful.

1:11:481:11:50

-Where have you been?

1:11:561:11:58

-Had a phone call to make.

1:11:581:12:00

-I've got an interview

-for the Newcastle job.

1:12:001:12:04

-That's fantastic.

1:12:041:12:06

-It's on the 29th.

1:12:071:12:08

-But we'll...

1:12:091:12:10

-But we'll...

-

-I'm not coming on holiday with you.

1:12:101:12:12

-I'm not marrying you.

-The whole thing, it's mental.

1:12:131:12:16

-Ladies and gentlemen,

-can I have your attention, please?

1:12:161:12:20

-You do everything so quickly.

-I can't keep up with you.

1:12:201:12:24

-Look, forget the holiday.

-We don't have to get married yet.

1:12:241:12:29

-We can wait.

-Just don't finish it. Please.

1:12:301:12:34

-Just don't.

-Just please don't say it's over.

1:12:341:12:37

-It is.

1:12:371:12:39

-It is over.

1:12:391:12:42

-Sorry.

1:12:421:12:43

-Sophie? Will you be able

-to take this to Dyfrig?

1:12:431:12:47

-Can you take the prize to Dyfrig?

1:12:471:12:49

-Can you take the prize to Dyfrig?

-

-Yeah. Yeah, of course.

1:12:491:12:51

-Can I just say something?

1:12:591:13:01

-As you all know, me and Sophie

-Thomas got engaged the other day.

1:13:021:13:06

-I asked her to marry me

-and she said yes.

1:13:061:13:10

-Well, now...

1:13:111:13:13

-Now she's changed her mind.

1:13:141:13:16

-In fact, she's dumped me.

1:13:161:13:19

-Just so you all know.

1:13:201:13:21

-Just so we all know where we stand.

1:13:211:13:24

-I know some of you got us cards

-an' that which was really...

1:13:241:13:29

-Enough now.

1:13:291:13:31

-You are clown.

1:13:321:13:33

-I'm sorry. She's a nice girl, Alex.

1:13:541:13:56

-Well, anyway, never mind about me.

-What about Cat?

1:13:581:14:02

-Have you spoken to her?

1:14:031:14:04

-Have you spoken to her?

-

-No.

1:14:041:14:05

-She's not gone for good.

-Don't be ridiculous.

1:14:051:14:08

-I'm not so sure. She said

-she'd leave if I ever did it again.

1:14:091:14:12

-Look, I live with my parents.

-It's no joke.

1:14:131:14:15

-She won't be with them for long.

1:14:151:14:18

-OK, so you made a mistake.

-You have to start again.

1:14:181:14:21

-Do you want a bottle of Pantyfedwen

-apple cider made with real apples?

1:14:221:14:26

-Merry bloody Christmas.

1:14:331:14:35

-Merry Christmas, Mam.

1:15:071:15:09

-Merry Christmas, Gwendraeth bach.

1:15:091:15:11

-Have you heard anything?

1:15:461:15:49

-No.

1:15:491:15:50

-Oh, babes.

1:15:501:15:52

-Hiya, boys. What's occurrin'?

1:16:011:16:03

-Hiya, boys. What's occurrin'?

-

-It's our Christmas party.

1:16:031:16:06

-We got a present for you.

1:16:061:16:08

-Just a little something.

1:16:081:16:10

-Oh, my God. That is beautiful.

1:16:121:16:15

-Vintage train driver's hat.

-Circa 1957.

1:16:161:16:19

-No, 1956.

1:16:191:16:20

-I have to go but thanks.

1:16:211:16:22

-That's so nice of you. I love it.

1:16:231:16:25

-I'll tell you again, it's 1957 -

-you can tell by the braid.

1:16:271:16:31

-Call yourself a trainspotter?

-You know absolutely nothing.

1:16:311:16:36

-He's a one, isn't he?

-Merry Christmas.

1:16:451:16:48

-Merry Christmas.

1:16:481:16:50

-Well, made her day, that did.

1:16:501:16:53

-Are you alright here for a minute?

-I'm off to First Class.

1:16:531:16:57

-By the way,

-I've applied to go on Wife Swap.

1:16:571:17:00

-On Channel 4.

-But I don't have a wife.

1:17:001:17:03

-So, I was thinking, would you...?

-I'd pay you, like.

1:17:031:17:06

-Reality Hughes.

-Are you proposing to me?

1:17:071:17:10

-No, I want someone to pretend

-to be my wife for the programme.

1:17:101:17:14

-So where's my Christmas kiss?

1:17:151:17:17

-Merry Christmas.

1:17:191:17:21

-Does that make me a lesbian?

1:17:231:17:24

-Does that make me a lesbian?

-

-Yes.

1:17:241:17:25

-This is your train manager speaking.

1:17:261:17:28

-This train will shortly arrive

-in Swansea.

1:17:281:17:31

-On behalf of the crew,

-may I wish you a Merry Christmas...

1:17:321:17:37

-..and a Happy New Year.

1:17:371:17:39

-Have you seen

-what the trainspotters gave me?

1:17:491:17:52

-Nice.

-You'll be wearing one for real soon.

1:17:521:17:54

-I hope so. Are you OK?

1:17:551:17:57

-Yes.

1:17:581:17:59

-Merry Christmas.

1:18:001:18:01

-Merry Christmas.

-

-Merry Christmas.

1:18:011:18:02

-What's this one doing now?

1:18:101:18:12

-You look amazing.

1:18:131:18:14

-I made it.

-I was up all night making it.

1:18:151:18:17

-I look like a knob but I don't care.

1:18:181:18:20

-I look like a knob but I don't care.

-

-Merry Christmas.

1:18:201:18:22

-Merry Christmas.

1:18:221:18:23

-Excuse me.

-When's the last train to Cardiff?

1:18:301:18:32

-Dadi!

1:18:451:18:47

-Eluned.

1:19:031:19:04

-Max?

1:19:051:19:07

-Dad?

1:19:071:19:08

-S4C Subtitles by Simian 04 Cyf.

1:20:021:20:05

Drama-gomedi gan Ruth Jones, wedi ei lleoli ar y daith dren rhwng Abertawe a Paddington. Festive comedy drama, by Ruth Jones, based on the train journey between Swansea and Paddington.