Episode 2 6Degrees

Stay. I love you.

Me staying won't help you.

She's cut the power.

If you don't like it...move!

-Here, are yous first years?

-Yeah. Sam here might even ride ya.

-You're a doctor?

-I could save your life.

You need to man up.

This...is too good.

# Every time you come around

# The warning sign in my head

# Just gets drowned out

# In waves of anticipation

# Breaking vows as I make them

# To chase that dream

# Just one last time around... #

Good morning.

Another one for luck, no?

This was a mistake.

Do you want me to walk you home?

No. I think I can manage to get to the next street down, thanks.

I've really got to go. Now.

Sorry, who's this?

Oh, Paul from the letting agency!

What can I do for you?

No! No! No, there was no noise here last night!

Um, well...the electricity went off,

but, honestly, you don't have to send anybody round!

We're all right as rain here.

OK, thank you, bye.

Did Jess not come home last night?

We have to get this place sorted now or we're out on our ears!

-Any word of Conor?

-How am I supposed to know?

-Jess! I was about to go look for you!

-Uh...yeah. Um...

party got a bit out of hand and I ended up crashing at Laura's.

-I tried calling you.

-I know, my phone died. I'm so sorry.

-Stupid.

-That's all right, no harm done.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

I don't get it, I mean how did he keep it quiet for so long?

Well, it wasn't my place to say anything.

And you were right not to.

-How do you think he's doing?

-I don't know. Justin's gone,

this whole thing's out in the open, it's a mess.

-Need a hand with that?

-No, no, no, we're fine.

Listen, uh, about last night, me and...

..me and Justin...

You were going to find out sooner or later. I could've, uh...

should've handled it better.

Yeah, maybe you need to man up.

Leech!

DOG BARKS OUTSIDE

Shut that thing up before I stick me toe up its hole!

Oh, don't do that! I'd hate him to catch something!

-What's up?

-That mad old bitch called the peelers on me last night.

You should've thought about that before throwing bottles

-through peoples windows!

-Eva!

What? Keep your fleece on!

Oh, my goodness, I'm so, so sorry. Is there anything we can do?

I have a man coming to fix it this afternoon.

£80, he says.

She pays up, we'll say no more about it.

-Away and shite.

-Eva!

Or I could just go ahead and press charges.

Do you fancy that on your CV?

£80.

We'll make sure she pays up.

So, did I miss anything last night?

KNOCK ON DOOR

Hiya. Um...

I was just talking to the guys there

and we thought that we'd all come to the match, cheer you on.

# C-O-N-O-R

# Da-da, something, superstar! #

-How can I go to the match?

-What?

-You have to go.

-Yeah, well...

I'm not, so...

-Conor...

-This isn't something you can just fix, Sandie.

OK.

You can't just hide yourself away.

At least tell me you'll think about it.

Look, he can't do this all on his own. He needs us.

We have to be there for him. All of us.

And what are we, cheerleaders now?

All right, look, we'll all meet back here again at half two, on the dot.

Do you hear me, Leech? On the dot!

Here, Leech, give us a hand with this.

-Um, Danny.

-Where are you going? You said you were going to help!

-What's his problem?

-I don't know but, Danny, can we...?

-Here, grab this.

-Danny, will you listen to me?

-What?

Sorry, but I can't do this.

I'm not feeling very well and I know it's self inflicted but...

-What about the film?

-I'm sorry but it's your thing.

-You don't need me to, like...

-Of course I need you!

Eva! Eva would do it, wouldn't you?

-What?

-Read this poem for Danny's film.

-Ach, wise up. Come off it.

Why not? She'd be great. Do you want to be in Danny's film, Eva?

-Aye ,right.

-Come on, don't be stupid.

Uh, are you're saying I couldn't do it?

You're supposed to be sorting out that window.

-Where am I going to get 80 quid?

-Well, I'll give it to you.

What? They had a whip round at work when I left.

Do me a favour, help Danny out with the film

and I'll give you the money.

You got yourself a deal.

Right, I'll see you later, yeah?

Jess!

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Hey!

You were in quite a state last night.

I was stotious, like, but she was completely blootered!

Boking rings all round her!

You're such a lightweight.

You must be thinking about someone else, mate.

What? It was like a scene out of The Exorcist.

She chucked her guts all over the room.

Will we go?

-Are you trying to make me look like a twat?

-What?

I thought it was class!

Serious?

Here, where'd you disappear to last night? Thought you were coming back.

Oh, we headed on into town, ended up in this mad lock-in.

No shit. Where was this?

Nah, you wouldn't know it. Should've been there, though. Tequila city.

You missed out, man, big time.

-Sam, are you coming or what?

-Yeah, yeah.

Here, erm, maybe see you later, yeah?

Yeah, see you later.

Aye, sure, no worries, see you later.

(Dickhead.)

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

Can I get the morning after pill, please?

Conor.

-Well aren't you the dark horse?

-Eva...

You know, all that time,

he never said a word.

Just goes to show you.

He must've really liked you.

Listen, if you ever need a fag hag, you know where to find me.

I mean, I've got previous.

I'll bear that in mind.

MUSIC: "Infinity" by The XX

# I can't give it up

# To someone else's touch

# Because I care too much

# I can't give it up

# To someone else's touch

# Because I care too much

# Care too much

# Care too much... #

How's it going?

Grand.

Heard there was a bit of a shindig at yours last night.

Don't tell me - Boylo.

Is it true?

How long has...?

-How long have you known, or...?

-I don't want to talk about it.

Are you OK?

Right, look, today's going to be a tough one.

The lads are going to be looking at you to set the tone.

-Think it's better if I leave this one off.

-Con, you're the captain.

You back out now, you're letting us all down.

What is this, the pep talk?

I'm just saying you're going to have to face them sooner or later, yeah?

Oh, hi. I was trying to track down a friend of mine who works for you.

Well, I didn't actually catch his name, um...

Yes, he is a friend but a new friend.

I just met him last night.

I could describe him for you?

No, no. No, I understand, of course you can't if it's policy.

OK, bye-bye, bye.

Brilliant, you're a stalker now.

-You all right?

-Not really.

I met this guy last night and we just hit it off.

You know what it's like when you meet somebody

and it's like you've always known them, you just click.

But I didn't even get his name, never mind his number.

Bet I never see him again, bet you any money.

What about you, did you have a good night?

Yeah, not as good as yours, though.

Well, see you later on, sure?

ROWDY LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING

ROWDY LAUGHTER CONTINUES

Conor Martin, putting the gay in GAA.

Oi, Boylo! That's enough.

We've got a game to play, yeah?

Right, look. Keep your head in the game...

If you decide to leave me

At the shore of the heart where I have roots,

On that day, on that hour,

I will lift up my roots...

Who the hell wrote this pish?

Cut!

-Eva!

-What?

You're not taking this seriously! Stick to the script.

The script's shite! I mean, this -

'If I look at the red branch of the slow autumn...'

-It's a pile of wank.

-It's Pablo Neruda,

he's the greatest poet that's ever lived.

Well, I wouldn't give up the day job if I was him, all right?

All right, that's it. I can't work like this.

But Danny! Come on! Hang on!

Why don't we make something people actually want to watch

instead of this pretentious student crap?

Where do you get this stuff from anyway?

-It was Jess, she...

-Oh, well, there you go.

-And what's that supposed to mean?

-It means you used to be good craic!

If Jess actually cared about this film she'd be here, wouldn't she?

Well, Danny, this is your film. What do you want to do?

I dunno.

I had this idea...

-Nah, it's stupid.

-Spit it out, Danny.

I had this idea about...zombies.

Ah! Now you're talkin'!

I didn't know you did IT.

Didn't have much choice, did I? Had to go through clearing.

Right pain in the hole.

Object Orientation Programming. Classic! I got a first in that.

Oh, whoopy-doo for you, geekazoid.

Piss off! Downloaded the answers off the Internet.

If you don't want my help...

Hey, maybe you could, I dunno, give me a few pointers?

Just to get me started, like.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll give you a hand with that, right?

If you let me buy you lunch.

Go! Let's go! Get started drilling, I'll be out to you, yeah?

Cheers for...

Yeah. No worries.

Look, I meant to say before.

I need to do this whole thing in my own way.

I don't want the family to know.

The old man's going to...

-I just need to do it in my own time.

-Sure. Yeah. Fair play to you.

You're not such a prick after all.

PHONE BEEPS

Grrrr...

MUSIC: "So Good" by B.o.B.

Raaar!

SHE GROANS

THEY LAUGH

HE SCREAMS

HE GRUNTS

Cut! cut, cut.

That is class!

Nearly had a heart attack.

All right, come on, chop chop! Shake a leg!

Eva! You can't go to the match looking like that!

Seriously, Sandie. What's your problem with zombies?

It's like you're so racist.

This battery needs recharging.

There's no time for that, come on, we have to get to the match.

All right. But we're getting a carry-out on the way.

You are not going anywhere till you've paid that old lady

across the street every penny you owe her. And you, ditch the gear

and get Jess out here. C'mon! I promised we'd be there. All of us.

Aye, fair enough.

Aw, where the flip's Leech?

After a night out, on your way home, your optimum pissing points are...

-Pissing points?

-Places to piss, in case you piss yourself!

That alley over there's pretty popular...

-If you don't mind hunkering down beside the bins, you know.

-Nice.

I'm telling you, anything you need to know about this town, you ask me.

I'm like your personal student sat nav, y'know?

Yeah, and what makes you think I want to stick with you?

Don't knock it till you've tried it, love. Yes, lad!

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick.

I already know everything there is to know about this place.

Aye, right. You've only been here, like, five minutes.

Mate, I'm from the Andy Town. I give YOU the tour.

Well, work away...

Nah.

Wouldn't want to lead you astray.

Lead ME astray?! Very good, aye.

Are you serious?

PHONE RINGS

You going to answer it?

Hold on a second!

That's it, lads!

All right, come on, let's do this!

HE PANTS

WHISTLE BLOWS

DOG BARKS

Wheesht! Terry! Shut up!

80 quid. Here you go.

Are you serious?

You know I could call the cops on you for that.

Oh, yes, I forgot, you're well in with them, aren't you?

Go on. Peace offering.

HORN HONKS

Eva?! Come on!

-Got to go play happy families.

-Keep it. Think you might need it.

Cheers.

So what do you fancy, huh? My treat.

You wouldn't be trying to get into my knickers now, would ye?

Why, do you think they'd suit me?

-Oh, hey! I didn't know you worked here.

-Yeah, what are the chances?

Eh, two of your spiciest burritos there, love.

Love?

Who shat in her supper?

I know! Seriously, just can't get the staff.

Shall we finish that assignment back at my gaff

once we get these two down us?

Now you're talking. Now we're sucking diesel.

Quick bite here and we'll get the drinks in on the way back to yours.

Bish-bash-bosh!

Honest to goodness, it's like herding cats!

Half two on the dot, I said.

Honestly, do I have to do everything round here?

-It's all right, we only missed a few minutes.

-Yeah, that's not the point.

Conor. Conor!

What happened?

Is he going to be OK?

Nearly there. Just a couple more...

What about this? Too slutty?

No, no, not at all. If anything, not slutty enough.

Yeah, you're right.

After all...it is Freshers' Week!

Yeah, absolutely,

and it's so important to keep these old traditions alive.

Oh!

Better?

Mm. Yeah, you look, uh, nice.

Cheers. This is my best pulling top.

-What?

-What do you mean, "what"?

Oh, hang on, you thought I was going to ride you cos

you helped me with my assignment?

I did the whole yoke myself!

I don't know what you're being so high and mighty about.

-You were only using me to make that girl jealous.

-That's not true!

OK, it is a bit true.

Well then.

OK, look.

How about me and you head out some time?

-Just to get wrecked, like.

-Yeah.

Pure wrote off!

Yeah, sure. Sounds good.

PHONE RINGS

Let me just...two seconds.

Sorry, I have to go.

What's wrong?

Excuse me.

What happened?

I dunno, I've... I've never seen him like that before.

He was psyched.

He was going in too hard.

Went in for a tackle, got caught on the side of his head.

They're doing a brain scan.

Is there anything we can do?

We can wait.

I'm not just going to sit around here.

Go sit down. I'll grab us some drinks.

Go on. It's OK.

-Sorry about this morning.

-It's fine.

Where is he? Is he OK?

We don't know, the doctors are seeing him now.

Better call his folks.

Hey! Hey! Sandie! What are you doing here?

Hi! Erm, I'm with a friend. Conor Martin?

-He was in an accident.

-Yeah.

I was here when he came in.

Well, is there any news?

Scan showed no sign of internal bleeding.

But he hasn't regained consciousness yet.

They've moved him to intensive care.

Can we see him?

MACHINES BEEP

Is he going to be all right?

It's OK.

It's going to be OK.

That isn't a head injury you just get up from,

never mind throwing yourself about a football pitch.

What the hell do you think your playing at?

You could get chucked out for this, mate! You know that?

Better get your wee woman to shut it, Leech.

Don't you talk to her like that!

Eva, did you kidnap our neighbour's dog?

I saw yous. You and McCann.

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd