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-You all right?

-Aye, I'm fine.

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-Did I wake you up?

-No, no, I was awake.

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-Perhaps you felt a bit sick. Sea-sick.

-No.

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-Frightened?

-Me? Frightened?

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-Well...apprehensive.

-Nah.

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Just wondering.

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Well, I'm frightened.

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Never been so frightened in my life.

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For goodness sake, love, we're big grown up people.

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You're not supposed to be terrified of them.

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They're only youngsters after all.

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But I can't just force myself on them.

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I've got win their friendship.

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You can't force people to love you.

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Come on.

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Dirty, great, big Irish breakfast, that's what you want.

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Soda bread, tatie bread, egg, bacon, sausage,

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smothered in that much sauce it'd make your eyes water.

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Sounds revolting!

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Come on.

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Pity you two couldn't rise as well as this when you're at school.

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I want to see what she's like before she's my ma.

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-Do you think if we don't like her, my da will not marry her?

-Your dad will please himself.

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-I think Billy should be going down to meet them.

-He has work to go to.

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Doesn't matter. He could have taken the day off.

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Bet my dad would have done it for him.

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If Pauline hadn't been around he probably would've went down.

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-Yeah, but my dad doesn't know Pauline.

-I'll be with her.

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And she's got a car.

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I'd rather sit here and get a lift and see our Billy than have to walk.

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CLATTER FROM UPSTAIRS

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-Uncle Andy's fell out of bed.

-Wonder why he's getting up this time for?

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-Maybe he can't wait to see my dad.

-I'm sure!

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-I wish I was going to that boat.

-You can tidy this place when we're out.

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Oh, thanks a lot. That was worth getting up for.

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What are you doing up so early?

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I couldn't sleep. Tossed and turned most of the night.

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-Are you all excited about meeting my da?

-I can hardly wait.

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-Any chance of a cup of tea?

-Aye, Ann will get you it.

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-Just call Rent-a-Slave!

-Here, give us a slice of toast and me All Bran.

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-Listen to me. Boil that milk now.

-Aye.

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Sprinkle the sugar on.

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Just don't be dumping it in a big lump in the middle.

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HE COUGHS

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Will you be lighting that fire before you go out?

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Yeah. Maureen, hurry up and finish that and then light the fire.

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-It's too warm for a fire. I'm roasting.

-You may be. I'm foundered.

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-Do you want marmalade on your toast?

-Is it orange marmalade?

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No, it's green made in Dublin.

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HE COUGHS

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Maureen, go easy.

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You're making far too much dust.

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CAR HORN HONKS

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That'll be Pauline now.

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-Right everyone, I'm away. See yous later.

-See ya.

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-I'm going to get a car as soon as I'm old enough.

-I'm not.

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-I'm going to get a boyfriend with one.

-Jesus, will you listen to it?

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Only out of nappies wanting to take advantage of some poor fella.

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In the end, there's this one coming today.

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I wonder how she got her claws into your da?

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Lorna!

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-It's great to see you, girl. You're looking great.

-So are you, dad.

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-You've put on weight.

-Ah, it's all the good food Mavis has...

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Oh, sorry, getting carried away.

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Mavis, this is Lorna. Lorna, Mavis.

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Pleased to meet you.

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-Welcome to Belfast.

-Thanks very much, Lorna. It's lovely to meet you.

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Your father's told me such a lot about you

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I feel as though I know you quite well already.

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-Dad, Mavis, this is Pauline, our Billy's girl.

-Yes, we've said hello.

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You're the one's after my wee fella, eh?

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Ah, getting more like me now, eh?

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-Getting a bit more taste, eh?

-Thank you.

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Really pleased to meet you. I heard a lot about you.

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Aye.

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Billy had to work, I take it?

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Yes, I had today off, you see.

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Our Pauline having a car and all.

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Oh, he's right.

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Must look after the work.

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Ready?

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-Aye.

-Here you are. Go ahead.

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Go on. No, no, that's all right.

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Uncle Andy, this is Mavis.

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Mavis, this is Uncle Andy.

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-Come in, come in. Welcome.

-I'm very pleased to meet you, Andy.

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-Yes, yes, indeed. Let me take that coat from you there.

-Thank you.

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There you are now. You'll feel better without that.

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-They're mauling your dad out there.

-Them two are desperate.

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Maureen, pack that in, for goodness sake.

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Andy.

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Mind you, you're a brave-looking invalid.

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-Well, I'm going to make the tea.

-I'll give you a hand.

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Go and help Pauline make the tea. Billy put it there.

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Oh, aye.

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A brave lot of water's gone under the bridge since that was took.

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-Our sister, Janet.

-She looks very nice.

-A great loss.

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Yes, I'm sure it was.

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Sit down, love.

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It's warm with that fire.

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Uncle Andy needed it. He feels the cold.

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You can never be sure when you light the fire in the morning

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what the day's going to do, eh?

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Oh, here's the tea. Lovely.

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-Thanks, pet.

-Maureen, move and let dad get his tea.

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-Hey!

-What?

-What's this?

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You never take a cup and saucer!

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You always say saucers are for snobs.

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Thank you very much. Thank you.

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Well, did you have a good crossing then?

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Yes, it was very pleasant. Well, I assume it was. We slept.

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It certainly seemed perfectly calm this morning.

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That can be a right rough stretch of water. Most people fly nowadays.

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MAUREEN LAUGHS

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What's so funny?

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You said most people fly.

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Birds and aeroplanes fly, not the people.

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Oh, very funny. Ha-ha-ha!

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My teacher said language is a tool to be properly used.

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Teachers, hah! They think they know everything and they know nothing.

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-Mavis, you're a teacher, aren't you?

-Yes. Well, I was. I did teach.

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I haven't for some time, but I'm thinking of going back to it.

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-More tea, Mavis?

-No, I'm fine for the moment, thank you.

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I'll have a drop more, love.

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That's lovely cheese, Lorna.

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You get that from the corner shop?

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No, we stole it from the mousetrap.

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Jesus, the house is full of comedians today.

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So, you're going to get married then, eh?

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No, we are married.

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We got married last week.

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BELL TOLLS

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If we wait much longer, it'll be ruined.

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I don't know what's happened to him.

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It's maybe a bit of overtime.

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Something cropped up at the last minute. These things happen.

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-He hasn't done overtime for months.

-Maybe it's just a last-minute thing.

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Perhaps he met a friend and they went for a drink.

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Well, it's possible he's even forgotten.

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Well, there's no point letting four dinners be ruined.

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I'll give you a hand.

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I wouldn't worry, love. I'm sure he's all right.

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Yes, I'm sure he's all right. I'm not worried. Just angry.

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-Well, what's she like?

-An auld bat!

-She is not! I like her.

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You're lucky. I wish I could trade my ma in and get a new one.

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-When are they are getting married?

-They're married already.

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They got married in England. She's our ma now.

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What about the big wedding? And yous as bridesmaids and all?

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-Why don't you shut your trap?

-All right, I'm only joking.

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It's not bloody funny! I'm not calling her Ma anyway.

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-You'll have to. Da'll make you.

-Oh, will he? That's what you think.

-Our Lorna's mad at you already.

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-Even Uncle Andy got dressed up like an eejit just because she's English.

-What's that got to do with it?

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I don't know, they'll think it's something special.

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I don't want any English woman telling me what to do.

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She'll not be here for long, sure.

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Once she goes back to England, you can do whatever you like.

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-I'm not calling her Ma, that's for sure.

-"Save us Mavis" he calls her.

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-They'll probably have other kids of their own anyway.

-Who?

-Your Da and Mavis.

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-How can they?

-Same way your ma and da had you. How do you think?

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Billy. I didn't expect see you. Is Pauline not with you?

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No, I'm on my own.

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What do you think of Mavis?

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She's nice, isn't she?

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-I don't know, I haven't seen her yet.

-What? Why?

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I haven't been home yet.

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But they're expecting you!

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Pauline is cooking something special.

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For goodness sake, Billy, why? Why?

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I don't know, I can't... I can't...

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But they are staying with you!

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She's your mother, for goodness sake.

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They're married. They got married last week.

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I thought he wanted us to meet her before they got married.

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Does it matter now? He's married again.

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He has nearly stopped drinking. It's all different. We are all different.

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Well that's it. I don't think we are. I don't think anything's changed.

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What about Pauline? How do you think she feels?

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I mean, they're both complete strangers to her

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and she is doing this for us.

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She's a nice woman, Billy. She likes us and she wants us to like her.

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-She knows nothing about us. She doesn't know what went on here.

-It's over, all that.

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Mum's dead, all that is in the past.

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Aye, well, not for me, it's not.

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DOOR OPENS

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Is this a private row, or can anybody join in?

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Billy. Lorna.

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-What the hell is he doing in here?

-Wait a minute, wait a minute, easy.

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-Uncle Andy, go out and take John with you.

-We were only after coming in...

-We're talking.

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OK, well I'll go away.

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Will you get out of here, please?

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Way out and have a pint.

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Is there anything I can do?

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Will you go, for Christ's sake?

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-I've never heard you swearing like that before.

-It's not funny.

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You've nothing to laugh about!

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You've spoiled everything for me, you.

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Och, what are you crying about?

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Can't you just leave things alone, for once?

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How do you think Mavis and Pauline feel?

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They're not part of what happened here, and I'm sure they don't want to be.

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-Come on, Lorna, you know what I went through.

-What we all went through.

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And what we have all tried to get over. Da went through things, too.

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He has come back and he's even staying out of his own house.

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You've ruined it all.

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-Let me give you a hand with the washing up.

-No, please.

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I prefer to do it on my own. You two go on.

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It was a lovely meal.

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-Yes, it was smashing. Lovely.

-Thanks.

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Well,

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I'll just go and get ready.

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-Do you like nursing, then?

-Yes, I do.

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I'm not one for hospitals myself. Janet...

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Mrs Martin, that's Billy's mother, like, she died up in the City.

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-Nobody likes hospitals in those circumstances.

-No.

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Does he.... Billy...

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-does he ever talk about her?

-Sometimes. Not about her, as such.

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-Just about her dying.

-Oh, yes.

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It happened at a bad age for him. Well, for them all, really.

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-I don't think there is a good age to lose your mother.

-No, that's true.

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I remember my own.

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-Oh, you're ready.

-Yes.

-Ah. Now we can all go on down.

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-We'll not be late. See you later.

-Oh, here.

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Billy got that cut just to let you feel free to come and go.

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Oh, great. Thanks.

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I'll see you later, Pauline. We won't be late.

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Ah, jeez.

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I know I shouldn't have took a black this time.

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-You're one who always says not to change colours in the middle of a set.

-I know, I know,

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but I never have any luck with a black.

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Ah, jeez.

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-Light us one of them fags, will ye?

-I don't want to.

-Don't worry.

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What's this new woman to you, then? Eh?

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I don't know.

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Sure, she'd be my sister-in-law.

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Once removed, or something like that.

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Very nice woman.

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-Qualified teacher, you know.

-She looked it.

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Nice. Just the bit of a glance I got.

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I'll never know what she sees in him.

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Sure, with women, you never know.

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Never thought she would be that nice looking, though.

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She has got a queer-eyed pair of sticks.

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He'll be wearing himself out.

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He'll be up for the Blind some morning.

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HACKING COUGHS

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So that's what you're at?

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Honest to God, have you no sense at all?

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-You're worse than the youngsters. Do you want to kill yourself?

-I was only having a couple of wee puffs.

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Look at the state you're in. As for you...!

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-Sorry, Lorna.

-Don't you dare come to this house to make fun of my Dad and Mavis.

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-Och, bejeez, it was only a wee joke.

-Well, you'll not sit in my Da's house and make fun of him.

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Any more of that and you can pack your bags and get out.

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DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

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Sorry, Pauline, I...

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Where are they?

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I'd better apologise.

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I just couldn't, er...

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It's a lovely evening to...

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I thought maybe the four of us could go for a walk.

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Is there, um...?

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I don't suppose, there's er... anything to eat, is there?

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Ah, come on, Pauline.

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Look, if you're going to shout, shout.

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Throw things, even, but not this.

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-Because this is just bloody stupid.

-Stupid, am I?

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I'm sorry, Pauline.

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TV: 'In a few days' time, these men and women will return to Ulster.

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'They will be many times better equipped, both mentally

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'and physically, to do the job they have volunteered for.'

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Oh, switch it off.

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Sure, there is nothing worth a damn on it.

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We saw Ian and Valerie up the gardens.

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He was pushing a pram, like a big sissy.

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There's nothing sissy about that. Sure, it's his baby, too.

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That's not a man's job. Wouldn't have done it in my day.

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Not unless was forced on you.

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It was Englishmen who started all that nonsense.

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I like to see a man pushing a pram.

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Bet you our Billy won't do it when Pauline has a baby.

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Wonder if my Da will do it if Mavis has one?

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I think it'll be better, kinder, just to say you had to work overtime.

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They'll know it's a lie.

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It'll not hurt as much as an inadequate apology.

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I was sat in the City Hall grounds, watching the pigeons.

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Wondering if any of them knew what had happened.

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SHE SNIGGERS

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What are you laughing at?

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-It sounds like something out of a picture.

-Do you like my Da?

-Dunno.

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I didn't hate him on sight.

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He seems very timid. Nervous.

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Well, that sounds like something out of a picture!

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-Going out drinking.

-They just had to get out of here. They said were going out for a stroll.

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Och, I don't know why they came over at all. Imagine bringing anybody to Belfast for a holiday.

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Don't be silly. It's more than a holiday. They're married. She's your mother. Stepmother.

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It's only natural she'd want to meet you all.

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-What will I call her?

-Mavis, I suppose.

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I'm glad you're on earlies. At least you'll be here when I come in.

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Unless I go down to the City Hall to try and read the pigeons' minds.

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VOICES IN HALL

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Billy, this is Mavis. Mavis, Billy.

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I'm very pleased to meet you, Billy. Your father has told me quite a lot about you.

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I've been looking forward to it.

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Well, it's very nice to meet you, too.

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Congratulations on the marriage.

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-Look, sit down.

-I'll just put me coat away.

-I'll do that.

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Well, I can't believe I've actually walked through the streets of Belfast!

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It was so quiet. Ordinary. I was terrified before I came over.

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You can go for weeks, unaware of anything happening.

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-Listen, why don't I make a cup of tea?

-No, Mr Martin. Sure, I'll do it.

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-No, no, I insist.

-But you don't know where everything is.

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-Well, now is as good a time as any to learn.

-Why don't you both do it?

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Pauline can show you where everything is and I can talk to Billy.

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Perfect.

0:21:330:21:35

Come on, Pauline.

0:21:350:21:36

As a matter of fact,

0:21:470:21:49

I was less frightened of the streets of Belfast than of meeting you all.

0:21:490:21:54

-Sorry about tonight.

-Oh, I understand.

0:21:540:21:56

I don't suppose I know the whole story,

0:21:560:21:59

but your father has told me quite a lot.

0:21:590:22:02

And he doesn't blame any of you.

0:22:040:22:06

Um, how did you meet my Da?

0:22:090:22:11

Oh, he was a regular at this pub that my sister and brother-in-law keep.

0:22:110:22:15

I was helping out behind the bar and we got talking.

0:22:150:22:18

It started soon after he arrived.

0:22:180:22:21

Weren't you married before?

0:22:230:22:24

Yes, my husband was killed in a car accident.

0:22:240:22:28

-You didn't have any children of your own?

-No, but I always wanted some.

0:22:280:22:33

Well, maybe it'll be second time lucky.

0:22:330:22:36

Yes, well, it has been.

0:22:360:22:38

So how long have you and Pauline been together?

0:22:500:22:53

-Um, five or six months. Living together.

-She's a nice girl.

0:22:550:23:00

Your father has taken a great liking to her.

0:23:000:23:04

-He doesn't know her very well.

-No.

0:23:040:23:07

But you can usually tell quite soon whether you're going to like somebody or not, can't you?

0:23:070:23:13

I think it's better to get to know them before making up your mind.

0:23:130:23:16

You're very defensive.

0:23:160:23:19

Well, I've had to do a lot of defending.

0:23:210:23:23

You know, it takes a big man to admit he's been in the wrong.

0:23:230:23:27

It takes an even bigger man, not to have been in the wrong.

0:23:270:23:30

Yes, well, I'd like to start from now, not go back into all of that.

0:23:300:23:34

I know it's difficult,

0:23:340:23:35

but I think it's better if we all just start again.

0:23:350:23:38

We don't need to start again. We just need to start.

0:23:380:23:41

We dropped into Lowry's when we were out.

0:24:000:24:03

That place never changes.

0:24:030:24:05

No.

0:24:060:24:08

I've been in once or twice with Uncle Andy.

0:24:080:24:10

I'm sure more Lorna could have done without him landed on her.

0:24:100:24:15

-They are getting on very well. She likes him.

-And he's not well.

0:24:150:24:19

-He's never well.

-He helps Ann and Maureen with their homework.

0:24:190:24:24

Well, if you want my opinion,

0:24:240:24:27

the schools give out far too much homework anyway.

0:24:270:24:29

Sure they're glad they're on their holidays.

0:24:290:24:32

I always believed in lots of homework when I was teaching.

0:24:320:24:35

I think it's very important.

0:24:350:24:37

Especially if it encourages parents to take an interest in their children's work.

0:24:370:24:41

Of course,

0:24:420:24:45

teachers can sometimes overlook,

0:24:450:24:48

or be totally unaware of problems in the home.

0:24:480:24:51

-You had to work overtime tonight, then?

-What?

0:24:530:24:57

-Oh...

-Yes, he had. It doesn't happen very often, so it is hard to refuse.

0:24:570:25:01

Well, you don't want to go refusing overtime.

0:25:010:25:04

Always do with the extra money, after all.

0:25:050:25:08

Mind you, you missed a beautiful dinner.

0:25:080:25:11

-Didn't he, love?

-Yes.

0:25:140:25:17

Yes, it was a lovely meal.

0:25:170:25:18

There'll be lots of other dinners before you go away again.

0:25:180:25:22

Maybe we'll have pigeon pie some night.

0:25:220:25:24

I never expected Billy to be easy.

0:25:310:25:34

Too much happened between us.

0:25:340:25:37

It's not up to him.

0:25:370:25:39

Look, love, we're not committing a crime.

0:25:420:25:47

It's the most natural thing in the world.

0:25:470:25:50

Billy doesn't even live there any more.

0:25:500:25:53

He's got all he wants here.

0:25:530:25:54

I had hoped they'd ask before we even got a chance to put it to them.

0:25:540:25:59

Well, maybe they will, if we give them time.

0:25:590:26:02

We can always wait.

0:26:020:26:03

No, the sooner it's broached, the better.

0:26:030:26:06

We agreed on that last night.

0:26:060:26:08

Fairness to Lorna.

0:26:080:26:10

Listen, in the end, they're just youngsters.

0:26:100:26:16

All of them.

0:26:160:26:17

-They'll do what they're told.

-I don't want that.

0:26:170:26:19

It seemed so simple from over there.

0:26:220:26:25

Your Ann doesn't like me, I can sense that.

0:26:250:26:27

Ann, doesn't like you? Rubbish.

0:26:270:26:30

Ann's my girl. You'll have no problems there.

0:26:300:26:33

Look, I'd better get on over there.

0:26:360:26:38

Ann?

0:26:520:26:53

We're just away down Sandy Row for a few messages. Won't be long.

0:26:560:27:00

-Is my dad coming up today?

-I expect he'll be up here sometime.

0:27:000:27:04

I've left the door open and the fire lit.

0:27:040:27:06

Uncle Andy's still in bed.

0:27:060:27:07

-See you later.

-See ya.

0:27:070:27:09

-I'm going up to see my dad. Are you coming?

-Where?

0:27:120:27:15

-Up to our Billy's flat.

-Way up there?

0:27:150:27:18

She'll be here later and I thought you didn't like her.

0:27:180:27:21

I don't, but I'm not going an old bat like that

0:27:210:27:23

stop me seeing my Da.

0:27:230:27:25

I have to tidy the house.

0:27:250:27:27

-Well I'm going anyway.

-See you later.

0:27:270:27:30

Oh, that's it, that's it.

0:28:050:28:09

Keep quiet in case they might hear you and ask for a wee drink.

0:28:090:28:13

Oh, it's you.

0:28:160:28:17

Thought it was one of the young ones.

0:28:180:28:21

Do you always lay in bed half the day and then roar your orders?

0:28:210:28:24

I was only asking for a drink of tea. That's no big thing.

0:28:240:28:27

Don't bloody well ask me for anything, I'll not make you it.

0:28:270:28:30

-I'll see you in hell first.

-I'm not asking you.

0:28:300:28:32

I can make it for myself.

0:28:320:28:35

Jesus, I'll be in a box behind a horse

0:28:350:28:37

before you make me a cup of tea.

0:28:370:28:39

-Lorna has enough without running after you morning, noon and night.

-Nobody runs after me.

0:28:390:28:43

My children aren't going to do it.

0:28:430:28:46

-Where are they, anyway?

-I don't know.

0:28:500:28:52

Don't you think it's about time

0:28:560:28:58

you were thinking of moving back to your own house?

0:28:580:29:01

Me own house?

0:29:010:29:03

Just sold it.

0:29:030:29:06

Housing executive bought it.

0:29:060:29:08

-They've been doing it up.

-What?

0:29:080:29:09

You mean you've moved in here permanently?

0:29:110:29:14

To my house and I wasn't even asked?

0:29:140:29:17

We thought you'd moved out for good.

0:29:170:29:18

It's still my name on the rent book.

0:29:180:29:21

I still send Lorna money every week and Jesus,

0:29:210:29:24

I don't send it to keep the likes of you in tobacco and drink.

0:29:240:29:27

I don't touch her money. I've got my own. I pay my way.

0:29:270:29:30

And look at that fire. Burning good coal in this weather.

0:29:300:29:33

There's no call for that.

0:29:330:29:35

I think while I'm over here,

0:29:350:29:37

I'll see the welfare about getting you moved into a home.

0:29:370:29:40

A home? I don't want no home.

0:29:400:29:42

Lorna promised me I could stay here.

0:29:420:29:44

Lorna forgot this is my house. You've been here long enough.

0:29:440:29:47

You'd gone back to England, you've got a house, what d'you want with this one?

0:29:470:29:51

Never you mind where the hell I'm going or what Mavis has got,

0:29:510:29:54

not that that's your business.

0:29:540:29:55

You've been here long enough.

0:29:550:29:57

I'm in and out of hospital all the time.

0:29:580:30:00

Next time you're in, stay in.

0:30:000:30:02

I'm a sick man. Don't believe me, you just ask that wee girl.

0:30:020:30:06

My children had enough of running to hospital when their mother was bad.

0:30:060:30:10

I'm not putting them through that again, just you get out of here.

0:30:100:30:13

You've sponged on my kids long enough.

0:30:130:30:16

-Who are you calling a sponger?

-You, why?

0:30:160:30:20

I'm not sponging. I'm giving them a bit, you just ask Lorna.

0:30:220:30:26

I'm asking nobody nothing.

0:30:260:30:29

I want you out of here.

0:30:290:30:31

I don't like you, never did.

0:30:310:30:34

Sure it weren't you one of the ones who turned my own son against me?

0:30:340:30:37

DOORBELL RINGS

0:30:470:30:48

Hello, Ann. It's nice to see you.

0:31:000:31:02

-Where's my dad?

-He's just gone down to your house.

0:31:090:31:12

You must have virtually passed each other.

0:31:120:31:14

I came up over the bridge.

0:31:140:31:17

-Where's Pauline and our Billy?

-They're both at work?

0:31:170:31:21

So, we're all alone.

0:31:210:31:23

-Would you like something? Tea, coffee, juice?

-No.

0:31:250:31:29

No, thank you.

0:31:290:31:31

You should always be good mannered, even to people you don't like.

0:31:310:31:35

I didn't say I didn't like you.

0:31:350:31:36

Not in so many words and not to my face.

0:31:360:31:42

-I'm not a fool.

-I just didn't expect you to be married, that's all.

0:31:420:31:45

I see.

0:31:450:31:47

So, do you think you'd have liked me more if we weren't married?

0:31:470:31:51

Or perhaps you thought that if you didn't like me,

0:31:510:31:53

you could've prevented us getting married. Is that it?

0:31:530:31:57

Why don't you say what you're thinking, Ann.

0:32:050:32:08

-It would be much better if you did.

-I'm not thinking anything.

0:32:080:32:12

Come on, Ann.

0:32:120:32:13

I'm not stealing your father from you.

0:32:160:32:20

I want us to share him.

0:32:200:32:23

We both love him.

0:32:230:32:24

-Look, I don't expect you to call me mother, either.

-I wouldn't anyway.

0:32:300:32:33

Well, that's all right then.

0:32:330:32:36

I don't expect anything from you.

0:32:360:32:38

Then why d'you come over here?

0:32:380:32:40

Well, to meet you all, obviously.

0:32:420:32:46

Your father thought it would be a good idea for us to meet

0:32:470:32:50

and get to know each other and, well, who knows.

0:32:500:32:54

I mean, if we hadn't come,

0:32:550:32:57

you'd have said I was keeping him from you, wouldn't you?

0:32:570:33:00

-He could've come over on his own.

-But we're married.

0:33:000:33:04

I'm his wife.

0:33:040:33:05

Your stepmother.

0:33:070:33:09

Now that's not going to change, so you'd better get used to the idea.

0:33:090:33:13

Why can't you stay here? Why take him back to England?

0:33:130:33:16

Because that is my...

0:33:160:33:18

Your father has a job there, he's happy there.

0:33:270:33:29

You mean happy without us?

0:33:290:33:31

No, no, I don't mean that.

0:33:340:33:37

Come on.

0:33:400:33:42

Smile, relax, for goodness sake, child.

0:33:420:33:46

I'm not a child.

0:33:460:33:47

No, no, you're not.

0:33:500:33:53

-Hello, Da.

-Hello, love.

-Where's Mavis?

0:34:020:34:06

She's up at the flat.

0:34:060:34:08

-Have you fell out?

-No, course not.

0:34:080:34:12

How was last night?

0:34:120:34:14

It was all right, when he finally presented himself.

0:34:140:34:18

Did you not get a cup of tea?

0:34:180:34:20

No, I'm all right, I don't want any tea.

0:34:200:34:22

-You sure?

-No, I'm fine.

0:34:220:34:25

-Did you get enough, Uncle Andy?

-I'm all right.

0:34:250:34:29

Anyway, can I get 10p?

0:34:290:34:31

-Maureen!

-Leave her alone.

0:34:310:34:33

Course, love.

0:34:330:34:35

-Here.

-50? Can I keep the change?

0:34:360:34:38

Course. Tear away there.

0:34:380:34:40

-See you, don't you dare do that again.

-She's all right.

0:34:400:34:43

It's the holidays.

0:34:430:34:45

Anyway, I'm their father.

0:34:460:34:49

What did you have to eat, Uncle Andy?

0:34:500:34:52

-I had a bit of toast. I'm all right.

-What about your All Bran?

0:34:520:34:55

I'm all right this morning.

0:34:550:34:57

What have I told you about a proper breakfast.

0:34:570:35:00

In the name of Jesus...

0:35:000:35:04

Mr Martin. How are you?

0:35:040:35:07

I think before I'll go, I'll get swing doors put on there.

0:35:070:35:11

Make it easy for the crowds who use this house.

0:35:110:35:14

I didn't know.

0:35:140:35:16

It was Maureen, she told me to just come on in.

0:35:160:35:18

All right, John, no harm done.

0:35:180:35:19

I'm going out again.

0:35:190:35:23

I'm going to get my coat.

0:35:230:35:26

How's things in England then, Mr Martin?

0:35:260:35:29

I'm sure if you're interested,

0:35:290:35:31

you'll get the weather forecast on the wireless?

0:35:310:35:33

There's no need. I'll see you outside.

0:35:360:35:39

Go along you filthy old git!

0:35:540:35:57

If I'm a filthy git, you're an ignorant one!

0:35:570:36:01

The sooner you're away in England, the better.

0:36:020:36:06

-Where's our Ann?

-She's coming up the entry.

0:36:130:36:16

She's gone up to see your new da and ma.

0:36:160:36:18

She's English, she should call her mother.

0:36:180:36:20

Anyway, my Da's up in our house.

0:36:200:36:22

Hey, Ann, you're bendy.

0:36:220:36:24

Cheeky.

0:36:240:36:25

-Is my dad there?

-Aye. I told John Fletcher to walk on in.

0:36:290:36:32

-He didn't know my Da was there.

-You're a bad wee bitch.

0:36:320:36:35

He wasn't in for very long.

0:36:350:36:37

-You up to see my mother?

-I was up seeing save-us Mavis.

0:36:370:36:41

-She talks dead posh.

-All English people talk posh.

0:36:410:36:44

They do not, it's just the way they talk.

0:36:440:36:47

-That's what we're saying.

-It's just the way they sound.

0:36:470:36:51

-They sound posh to us.

-What did she say to you?

0:36:510:36:53

Never you mind.

0:36:530:36:54

-Do you want this?

-No, stopped smoking.

-You're a saint.

0:36:540:36:58

It's boring in the summer holidays. There's never anything to do.

0:36:580:37:01

-It's better than school.

-You're dead right.

0:37:010:37:04

Hey, John, I hear you popped in to say hello to my Da.

0:37:040:37:08

Hey, listen, you, that is no laughing matter, right.

0:37:080:37:12

Don't get as ignorant as your dad. Don't you do that again, young lady.

0:37:120:37:17

What do you mean? I did nothing.

0:37:170:37:21

What did I do?

0:37:210:37:25

-Does John Fletcher still fancy your Lorna?

-He does.

0:37:300:37:32

-Too bad, she doesn't fancy him.

-He fancies uncle Andy, now.

0:37:320:37:36

You can come too, if you want.

0:37:390:37:42

We're not saying you can't.

0:37:420:37:44

What would I do in England?

0:37:440:37:48

Well, you'll be free to get a job.

0:37:480:37:50

Get a place of your own, if you like. A boyfriend.

0:37:510:37:55

What about Uncle Andy?

0:37:550:37:57

To hell with Uncle Andy.

0:37:570:38:00

I've told him it's about time he got out of here.

0:38:000:38:02

-What? What did you do that for?

-Because it is.

0:38:020:38:06

I'm not sending any more money to keep that old git.

0:38:060:38:08

What are you doing, dad?

0:38:100:38:12

First, you're taking Ann and Maureen back to England,

0:38:130:38:16

and now you're going to throw Uncle Andy out of here.

0:38:160:38:18

Why? Why couldn't you just leave us alone?

0:38:180:38:21

What are you on about?

0:38:210:38:23

They're my youngsters. They need a father and mother.

0:38:230:38:26

They managed all right up till now.

0:38:260:38:29

That may be, but it's time they had a proper home background.

0:38:290:38:32

Is that the only reason you came over here?

0:38:320:38:35

Is it just so Mavis can get an instant family?

0:38:350:38:38

-Just you watch your tongue.

-Dad, we're happy here.

0:38:380:38:42

-Don't spoil things again, please.

-Oh, I see.

0:38:420:38:47

I'm still the big bad wolf, hey?

0:38:470:38:49

I am spoiling nothing.

0:38:490:38:51

I'm offering my children a proper home.

0:38:510:38:53

They've got a proper home here.

0:38:530:38:56

They're happy here. All their friends are here.

0:38:560:38:59

They'd hate England.

0:38:590:39:00

So you think they're better off here?

0:39:000:39:04

-Shootings and bombings and all the rest of it.

-We belong here dad.

0:39:040:39:08

They've never known anything else, that's all.

0:39:080:39:12

Look, I'd better get on up there. Mavis is on her own.

0:39:120:39:15

Are you going to report back that your mission's been successful?

0:39:150:39:18

There's no call for that.

0:39:180:39:19

Isn't there?

0:39:190:39:21

What have you got to cry about?

0:39:220:39:23

They're tears of joy

0:39:230:39:26

because you're taking the youngsters off my hands.

0:39:260:39:28

Thank Mavis for me, tell her it's what I've always wanted.

0:39:280:39:31

-Look, Lorna.

-You're going to throw Uncle Andy out of her, as well.

0:39:310:39:35

Is there no end to your good works?

0:39:350:39:36

Listen to me, girl, I don't have to stand and listen to...

0:39:360:39:40

Hello, Da.

0:39:400:39:42

Hello, love.

0:39:440:39:45

I was up seeing Mavis this morning.

0:39:460:39:48

Oh, what she pleased to see you?

0:39:480:39:52

Listen, you two, come here.

0:39:550:39:57

Come on.

0:39:590:40:00

-How would you two like to come over to England?

-England? Aye.

0:40:040:40:08

Do you mean for a holiday? With Billy and Lorna?

0:40:080:40:11

And Pauline and Uncle Andy?

0:40:110:40:13

No, dad means just you two and it's not for a holiday.

0:40:130:40:16

It's to live there for good.

0:40:160:40:18

Lorna can come too, if she wants.

0:40:180:40:19

-I don't.

-I don't want to go.

0:40:190:40:21

I don't want to live in England, especially with her.

0:40:210:40:24

Her? Who's her?

0:40:240:40:26

You're talking about my wife, your mother.

0:40:270:40:30

Our Billy calls her...

0:40:300:40:31

Shut up, Maureen.

0:40:310:40:33

Mavis, is your mother and that's what you call her.

0:40:330:40:38

And another thing, you'll do as you're bloody well told. All of you.

0:40:380:40:42

Please dad, I don't want to go to England.

0:40:420:40:45

If I say you're going to England, you're going and that's that.

0:40:450:40:49

I want to go.

0:40:510:40:52

-There we are.

-Cheers.

0:40:560:40:58

-This is great.

-Busy day?

-They're all busy.

0:41:040:41:08

I had a man died today with the same thing Andy has.

0:41:080:41:11

-Oh, so he really is sick.

-Andy? Yes.

0:41:110:41:15

I didn't realise he was really ill.

0:41:150:41:18

Norman gave me the impression he was malingering.

0:41:180:41:20

No, Andy would give anybody that impression, but he is ill.

0:41:200:41:24

You down the house tonight?

0:41:240:41:26

No, Norman went down mid-morning but he's not back yet.

0:41:260:41:29

Can't imagine what's keeping him.

0:41:290:41:31

Maybe he's playing draughts with Andy.

0:41:310:41:33

Doubt he'll be playing anything with Andy.

0:41:330:41:35

Have you been stuck here all day on your own?

0:41:350:41:38

Oh, I don't mind.

0:41:380:41:40

Young Ann called up.

0:41:400:41:42

A visit from Ann? That's quite an honour.

0:41:420:41:44

-She must like you after all.

-So, you noticed it too, did you?

0:41:440:41:49

No, quite the contrary.

0:41:490:41:52

She'll come round. She adores Norman.

0:41:520:41:56

They're all remarkable, considering what they've been through.

0:41:560:42:00

But they haven't all escaped unscathed, believe me.

0:42:000:42:02

You're telling me!

0:42:020:42:04

I'd better get started.

0:42:050:42:07

If you told me what you were going to do, I could've had it prepared.

0:42:070:42:10

Do you know something? Do you fancy being reckless?

0:42:100:42:13

Why don't we leave something

0:42:130:42:15

for Norman and Billy and go out and have a meal?

0:42:150:42:17

-It sounds wonderful, but should we?

-Why not?

0:42:170:42:20

Norman might not be very pleased.

0:42:200:42:22

Good.

0:42:220:42:24

Come on in, John.

0:42:270:42:29

Don't be overwhelmed by the welcome.

0:42:290:42:32

They're just excited.

0:42:320:42:34

Your da was going well down in Laverys.

0:42:340:42:37

Having it back rightly, so he was. Wouldn't think of asking us.

0:42:370:42:42

He looked like a man in a hurry to get drunk.

0:42:420:42:44

If you'll excuse us, John, we're just about to have our dinner.

0:42:440:42:47

Hold on, hold on a wee minute. There's time for a quick game.

0:42:470:42:51

It's stew. It's ready now.

0:42:510:42:52

Stew's all right. It'll keep on a low light.

0:42:520:42:55

It's ready now and we're going to eat it now.

0:42:550:42:58

Without strangers getting down our throats.

0:42:580:43:00

In the name of Jesus.

0:43:050:43:07

I'll have to check and see if there's anybody in this house

0:43:070:43:10

hasn't insulted that man.

0:43:100:43:12

I'm more than worried about this than the feelings of John Fletcher.

0:43:120:43:15

You're so concerned, you run after him.

0:43:150:43:17

Maybe he'll put you up when dad throws you out.

0:43:170:43:19

Listen, love.

0:43:290:43:30

It's not the end of the world, you know?

0:43:300:43:34

I mean, well...

0:43:340:43:37

You're not to get yourself all worked up on my account.

0:43:370:43:40

-Where's Pauline and Mavis?

-Out.

0:43:520:43:55

Out? Anything wrong?

0:43:550:43:58

Aye!

0:43:580:43:59

What happened?

0:43:590:44:01

I near cut the finger off myself on that bastard soup tin in there,

0:44:010:44:04

that's what happened.

0:44:040:44:06

Soup tin? What's going on?

0:44:060:44:07

It's on a low light.

0:44:090:44:11

-Lucky enough, I suppose, it's tomato.

-Where are they?

0:44:110:44:15

They left that note.

0:44:150:44:17

They've been out for a meal?

0:44:190:44:21

Thought I'd been forgiven for last night.

0:44:230:44:25

Suppose this is Pauline's way of getting back at me.

0:44:250:44:28

Spiteful, hey?

0:44:280:44:29

That'll be the Fenian blood in her. What did I do?

0:44:290:44:31

What sickens me is, they didn't even have the sense to open the tin

0:44:310:44:35

and empty the soup out into the friggin' pot.

0:44:350:44:37

That's women for you.

0:44:370:44:39

-Will you want bread with it?

-Aye.

0:44:390:44:41

Does Pauline make a habit of this?

0:44:410:44:43

-No, does Mavis?

-How the hell would I know? We're only married.

0:44:430:44:46

This is the first time... and the last.

0:44:460:44:49

-She seems to be a woman with a mind of her own.

-Aye.

0:44:490:44:52

Well, she should remember, minds are kept inside our head.

0:44:520:44:56

And heads can be knocked off.

0:44:560:44:58

-You been drinking?

-So what?

0:45:000:45:01

-Oh, I thought you'd stopped.

-Not at all. I still enjoy a pint.

0:45:010:45:07

Aye.

0:45:070:45:08

I might have this soup.

0:45:080:45:11

-That's no meal for you after a day's work.

-I'll survive.

0:45:110:45:14

Mm. If I go out and do a day's work,

0:45:140:45:16

I expect a proper meal at the end of it. That was one thing about your mother.

0:45:160:45:20

-Maureen works hard too! You want bread with this?

-Aye.

0:45:200:45:22

Give us just a few slices, just to dip in.

0:45:220:45:25

No butter.

0:45:250:45:27

I don't drink the way I used to.

0:45:320:45:34

None of the old fighting or anything like that, you know?

0:45:350:45:39

That's all over and done with. Mavis would never stand for it.

0:45:390:45:42

No, none of that's ever going to happen again.

0:45:420:45:45

-Do you take salt?

-Nah.

0:45:450:45:48

No! Not in tomato soup!

0:45:480:45:50

Right...

0:45:520:45:54

You say Lorna and that shite are getting on all right?

0:45:570:46:01

Andy? Fine, yes.

0:46:010:46:02

I was thinking of telling him to go.

0:46:020:46:05

Go where?

0:46:050:46:06

Where ever the hell he friggin' well likes. That's his problem.

0:46:060:46:09

-He's a sick man.

-Sick, my arse. If he's that bad, he should be in hospital.

0:46:090:46:13

-He's been in and out a couple of times.

-She has her own life.

0:46:130:46:16

She can't be tying herself down with him.

0:46:160:46:18

Lorna knows what she wants. Anyway, she wouldn't let him go.

0:46:180:46:21

It's my house, not Lorna's.

0:46:210:46:24

You and Mavis going to move back in?

0:46:240:46:25

-That's not the point.

-What is?

0:46:250:46:27

The point is, I should be able to do what I like with what's mine.

0:46:270:46:32

Well, my advice is to leave him alone.

0:46:350:46:37

I didn't ask you.

0:46:370:46:38

I was thinking of taking the two young ones back with me.

0:46:440:46:48

What do you think?

0:46:480:46:50

Well, great.

0:46:500:46:52

Holiday'll do them good.

0:46:520:46:53

What about Lorna?

0:46:530:46:55

Lorna doesn't want to come.

0:46:550:46:57

If it's Uncle Andy, we can maybe do something.

0:46:570:46:59

Unless you want to take him?

0:46:590:47:01

-It's not a holiday.

-What do you expect in Belfast?

0:47:010:47:03

No, no, not that. I'm not talking about that. The kids.

0:47:030:47:06

It's not a holiday, I'm taking them back for good.

0:47:060:47:09

Well?

0:47:130:47:14

Have you told this to Lorna?

0:47:170:47:18

I put it to her this morning.

0:47:200:47:22

And did she agree?

0:47:220:47:23

I didn't ask to agree, just told her what I'm doing.

0:47:250:47:27

Well?

0:47:320:47:33

-I'm going to wash the dishes.

-Is that all you can say?

0:47:350:47:39

-What else do you want?

-An opinion, for once.

0:47:390:47:41

You're wrong on everything you're planning to do.

0:47:410:47:44

-Is that so?

-You talk about Lorna leading her own life. That's what she does.

0:47:440:47:48

That house, those kids and now Andy as well.

0:47:480:47:50

That's no life for any...

0:47:500:47:51

It's her life. And now you've got to walk back in and destroy everything?

0:47:510:47:56

Destroy nothing!

0:47:560:47:57

I'm taking my kids back and giving them a proper home with a proper mother and father.

0:47:570:48:01

Is that destroying?

0:48:010:48:03

You can't give two children to your new wife as if they're ornaments.

0:48:030:48:06

-Don't talk shite.

-Why don't you have a kid of your own?!

0:48:060:48:09

Mavis can't have children.

0:48:090:48:11

Well, why don't you adopt one, then?

0:48:150:48:17

She doesn't want to adopt anybody.

0:48:170:48:19

She's a mother of four children now.

0:48:190:48:21

If she wants two of them back in England with her, she's every right.

0:48:210:48:24

-What about our rights?

-Your...?!

0:48:240:48:26

You're living here with your girlfriend, that's your rights.

0:48:270:48:31

-What do you mean?

-I mean, you don't even live there any more.

0:48:310:48:34

All this is between me and Lorna. Not you.

0:48:340:48:37

-Anybody in?

-Shh!

0:48:410:48:44

THEY LAUGH

0:48:520:48:54

-Are you two on your own?

-We've come to take you out on the town.

0:48:540:48:57

On the town?

0:48:570:48:59

We decided to go for a couple of drinks and make a night of it.

0:48:590:49:02

-Where's Dad and Billy?

-Your father didn't come back this morning.

0:49:020:49:06

Pauline and I decided I spend enough time on my own.

0:49:060:49:08

-We left them a tin of soup.

-They'll not be too pleased.

-Tough!

0:49:080:49:12

I can just imagine Dad and our Billy stuck together with a tin of soup.

0:49:140:49:18

What time did your father leave this morning?

0:49:180:49:21

It was early. After lunchtime.

0:49:210:49:23

As early as that? Where on earth's he got to?

0:49:230:49:26

We'll know soon enough. Get your coat, Lorna.

0:49:260:49:28

I couldn't, Pauline. Not the night, not like this.

0:49:280:49:31

We insist. And we will wait until you get ready.

0:49:310:49:35

What about the kids?

0:49:350:49:37

He's big enough to look after things for a couple of hours.

0:49:370:49:40

And there's Uncle Andy...

0:49:400:49:41

Go and get ready.

0:49:410:49:44

All right. I'll not be long.

0:49:460:49:49

-I'd run away.

-Run away? Where to?

0:49:530:49:56

Anywhere. There's places.

0:49:560:49:59

-Would you come with me?

-Me? What for?

0:49:590:50:02

She can always try to make me go to England.

0:50:020:50:04

Wish they were, like. Think of all those lovely English fellas.

0:50:040:50:08

That's all you ever think about, boys.

0:50:080:50:10

Places like Wolverhampton and all. I know somebody from there.

0:50:100:50:15

-Come right now. Lorna's gone out.

-Where's she gone?

0:50:150:50:18

-Somewhere with Pauline and Mavis.

-Is Mavis in our house?

0:50:180:50:21

Yes, and you've to come on your own, nobody's allowed in.

0:50:210:50:24

I don't want in. I'm lumbering the night, anyway.

0:50:240:50:27

-Who are you lumbering?

-That new fella at the bottom of the street.

0:50:270:50:30

-He's a drip! He'll lumber anything.

-He's got a squint.

0:50:300:50:34

The hell he has not. It's deliberate.

0:50:340:50:36

He does that with his eyes. It's dead sexy.

0:50:360:50:39

-They're in the doorway, come on.

-See you.

-See you.

0:50:390:50:43

Tell Squinty I was asking about him.

0:50:450:50:47

I'll give you a squint, wee girl!

0:50:470:50:50

-Do you really want to go to England?

-Aye, it'll be brilliant.

0:50:510:50:54

-And just leave our Billy and Lorna?

-Sure, Billy's with Pauline.

0:50:540:50:58

And my da said our Lorna could come. But she doesn't want to.

0:50:580:51:01

-She doesn't want us to go.

-I'm going.

0:51:010:51:03

I'll be glad to get away from this street.

0:51:030:51:05

If you're going, me da'll make me go.

0:51:050:51:07

-Why do you want to stay here?

-What will we do over there?

0:51:070:51:10

They'll make fun of us at school because of the way we talk and the teachers will pick on us.

0:51:100:51:14

Sure, they pick on us here and we don't talk funny.

0:51:140:51:17

They hate the Irish over there. We'll probably get beat up.

0:51:170:51:20

-They didn't beat my da.

-That's just cause they couldn't.

0:51:200:51:23

Anyway, we're not Irish, we're Protestants.

0:51:230:51:25

-Don't be daft. We're Irish as well.

-No, we're not. I'm not, anyway.

0:51:250:51:29

And another thing - Mavis is English and she's our mother now.

0:51:290:51:32

Will you stop calling her that? She's not our ma. Our ma's dead.

0:51:320:51:35

We've got a new one and I like her and I'm going to England with her.

0:51:350:51:38

-You can go, I'm not.

-I don't care. Anyway, me da'll make you go.

0:51:380:51:42

That's what you think.

0:51:420:51:43

You're just jealous cos she's married to my da

0:51:430:51:46

and you're Daddy's wee baby.

0:51:460:51:48

Say that again, I'll break your face!

0:51:480:51:50

Hey, all right! I didn't mean it. Don't get excited.

0:51:530:51:57

That wasn't bad at all. I prefer tomato soup, mind you.

0:52:030:52:07

A cup of tea now would just round it off.

0:52:070:52:09

I had to dress your father's wound before they went out.

0:52:090:52:11

Pity you haven't been opening that tin with his mouth.

0:52:110:52:14

That's an incredibly cruel thing to say!

0:52:140:52:16

It was an incredibly cruel thing leaving me with him,

0:52:160:52:19

then taking Lorna out and getting her pissed.

0:52:190:52:21

She wasn't pissed. Anyway, she needed the break.

0:52:210:52:24

He'll take the kids away, you know.

0:52:250:52:27

What's going to happen to Lorna once Andy has died

0:52:270:52:30

and the kids have grown up and left?

0:52:300:52:32

-She'll just carry on.

-Carry on doing what?

0:52:320:52:35

She needs to get out of the house, get a job, start leading her own life.

0:52:350:52:40

-Did you talk to her about that last night?

-Yes, we both did.

0:52:400:52:43

Lorna'd had a row with your father,

0:52:430:52:45

so her and Mavis were a bit embarrassed at first.

0:52:450:52:47

But Mavis is really nice.

0:52:470:52:49

Yeah, if coming over to steal your sisters is really nice(!)

0:52:490:52:52

-Rubbish. Do you want Lorna to end up an old maid?

-Ach...

0:52:520:52:54

You tend to see everything in relation to your row with your father.

0:52:540:52:58

My row with my father? You and Mavis know nothing about it.

0:52:580:53:01

Just cos he's putting on his big "I'm a nice guy" act for Mavis,

0:53:010:53:04

you think we're exaggerating.

0:53:040:53:06

-I didn't say that.

-No, you don't have to. It's written all over your face, Pauline.

0:53:060:53:10

Just keep out of it.

0:53:100:53:11

Billy, I think Lorna needs to strike out on her own.

0:53:110:53:14

Don't talk about her as if she's an idiot. You're all like that.

0:53:140:53:18

Lorna can think for herself.

0:53:180:53:20

-All I'm saying is...

-Look, just get over it, Pauline.

0:53:200:53:23

You led a normal life, you don't know what it was like for us.

0:53:230:53:25

Don't be melodramatic.

0:53:250:53:27

Where are you going?

0:53:290:53:31

-Out.

-Out? Where to?

0:53:310:53:33

-Mind your own business.

-Billy, you're being ridiculous.

0:53:330:53:36

First it was melodramatic, now it's ridiculous?

0:53:360:53:39

-I'll go before you run out of big words.

-I'm on your side.

0:53:390:53:41

Your trouble is you don't even know what my side is.

0:53:410:53:44

What do the youngsters themselves think?

0:53:480:53:51

Maureen wants to go, Ann doesn't.

0:53:510:53:53

See, the young one doesn't know any better.

0:53:530:53:56

He's going well, taking the kids away and throwing me out.

0:53:560:53:59

Ach, he'll not throw you out.

0:53:590:54:01

Ohh...

0:54:010:54:03

Anyway, England's no place for youngsters.

0:54:030:54:07

It's full of sex perverts and murderers.

0:54:070:54:10

-Mavis and Pauline seem to think it wouldn't be such a bad idea.

-Huh!

0:54:120:54:15

They say I could get a job and lead my own life.

0:54:150:54:18

Oh? And whose life do they think you're leading at the minute?

0:54:180:54:22

That pair! One of them's never had children, the other can't have them.

0:54:220:54:26

A hell of a lot they'd know between them(!)

0:54:260:54:28

Well, anyhow, better get ready.

0:54:300:54:35

Get down the road for a pint.

0:54:350:54:37

-Billy? Is Pauline not with you?

-No.

0:54:380:54:41

Is anything the matter?

0:54:440:54:46

Yeah, I want to have a talk to you about my da and the kids.

0:54:460:54:50

I don't think there's much to say. Seems to have his mind made up.

0:54:500:54:55

-You know he's throwing me out as well?

-He'll not throw you out.

0:54:550:54:58

I don't know. Nobody seems too worried about...

0:54:580:55:02

He'll not do anything, he didn't mean it.

0:55:020:55:04

Well, I know your da better than that.

0:55:050:55:08

Why did he say it, if he didn't mean it? Eh?

0:55:080:55:11

Oh, no. You can't answer that.

0:55:110:55:14

Oh, aye...

0:55:170:55:19

-I'm supposed to be going for a pint. You coming?

-No!

0:55:190:55:22

Go on ahead.

0:55:220:55:24

Oh.

0:55:240:55:26

-What are you going to do?

-What can I do?

0:55:340:55:37

Ann says she's not going.

0:55:370:55:40

Ann? I'd have expected it the other way round.

0:55:400:55:42

-She doesn't like Mavis.

-There's going to be a club for that soon.

0:55:420:55:46

I like her, Billy. I can understand what she's trying to do.

0:55:460:55:50

She thinks it's in my best interests in the long run.

0:55:510:55:54

Well, how do you feel about that?

0:55:540:55:57

I just don't know what I'm going to do without them.

0:56:010:56:05

I've no right to feel that way.

0:56:050:56:07

I just can't imagine this place without them.

0:56:090:56:13

Why didn't he stay an alcoholic?

0:56:150:56:17

He's right, though.

0:56:190:56:21

I mean, he is their father and now Mavis is their mother.

0:56:210:56:23

What they're doing is right.

0:56:230:56:26

All very well for Pauline and Mavis. They don't know what he was like.

0:56:260:56:29

Mavis would have married him if she'd known that?

0:56:290:56:31

Maybe it's about time we told her the whole story.

0:56:310:56:34

Even if I could, I wouldn't.

0:56:350:56:38

She's the best thing that ever happened to him.

0:56:380:56:40

And the children are important to them.

0:56:400:56:43

You know this...

0:56:460:56:48

Last night with Mavis and Pauline,

0:56:480:56:51

for the first time in my life I felt like a real person.

0:56:510:56:54

Ach...

0:56:540:56:55

I think you just enjoyed getting drunk.

0:56:570:56:59

For all that it took!

0:56:590:57:01

I think I'd have felt drunk if I'd just been drinking water.

0:57:010:57:04

-Where's Ann?

-Following the bands or something.

0:57:050:57:09

-What bands?

-I don't know, a couple of bands have arrived.

0:57:090:57:12

You see that wee girl? That Joan one's a bad influence.

0:57:120:57:15

She spends half her time chasing wee fellas

0:57:150:57:18

and the other half up the entry with them.

0:57:180:57:21

-I'm going down to the corner.

-Don't you go any further, now.

0:57:210:57:24

-Look, why don't we tell him they're just not going?

-I can't.

-Why not?

0:57:250:57:29

Because it wouldn't make any difference!

0:57:290:57:32

Look, it's not right!

0:57:320:57:34

After all he's done, he's just going to walk back in and wreck things again?

0:57:340:57:39

Well, he shouldn't get away with it.

0:57:390:57:41

-I saw my first Orange band tonight.

-Yes, I heard one earlier.

0:57:490:57:53

We should have come over for The Twelfth.

0:57:530:57:56

Oh, I'm sorry, love.

0:57:560:57:58

Not at all. Sure, I don't mind.

0:57:580:57:59

Many a time I've stood and watched them myself.

0:57:590:58:02

I was surprised at how young they were.

0:58:020:58:05

I'd always imagined them to be dour, middle-aged men.

0:58:050:58:09

-Were you ever a Orangeman, Norman?

-No. Old fella was, though.

0:58:090:58:12

He never missed The Twelfth.

0:58:120:58:14

Why did you never join, Mr Morton?

0:58:140:58:16

Not really a joiner, I suppose.

0:58:170:58:21

I remember taking Billy to the field once, though.

0:58:210:58:24

Aye, he was only a wee toddler at the time. Lovely sunny day, it was.

0:58:240:58:29

I had to carry him on my shoulders most of the way.

0:58:290:58:31

Sweat was running down my back, I thought he'd peed himself!

0:58:310:58:34

Perhaps we can come back for it next year. I'd love to see it.

0:58:340:58:38

Aye, we'll do that.

0:58:380:58:39

You can try carrying Billy on your shoulders again.

0:58:390:58:42

-DOOR CLOSES

-Hello, Pauline!

0:58:420:58:44

Darling.

0:58:440:58:46

Hello, Mummy and Daddy.

0:58:480:58:50

Hello, Billy.

0:58:500:58:52

You're very quiet. I always thought kidnappers would be noisy people.

0:58:540:58:59

I think you could use a strong cup of black coffee.

0:59:050:59:08

Oh, what could I use it for?

0:59:080:59:09

Mavis, come on. Leave the coffee, we're going to bed.

0:59:090:59:13

Go ahead.

0:59:130:59:15

-Come on, young honeymooners, we understand.

-Shut up, Billy.

0:59:150:59:18

Not that we've ever been on honeymoon ourselves.

0:59:180:59:21

We can't get married. Northern Ireland, you see.

0:59:210:59:24

Different religions. But we enjoy sex, don't we, love?

0:59:240:59:27

-In the name of Jesus, boy!

-Norman, you go on in. I'll see to Billy.

0:59:270:59:30

You'll not put up with that. Stupid wee frigger's drunk.

0:59:300:59:34

Better do what he says. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

0:59:340:59:37

Go on, Mr Morton. Mavis, I'll see to Billy.

0:59:370:59:40

You see how popular I am?

0:59:400:59:41

They're afraid of leaving us two together, you know?

0:59:410:59:44

You see, my last Mummy had a wee...

0:59:440:59:46

Listen, you! I'll only stand so much.

0:59:460:59:49

Any more of that and I'll break your friggin' neck!

0:59:490:59:52

You'll not throw me out this time. This time it's my place.

0:59:520:59:56

-Right!

-Will you go to bed? I can take care of myself.

0:59:561:00:00

I reckon we've got two sex maniacs here.

1:00:001:00:03

Are you going to shut that wee frigger up before I do?

1:00:031:00:06

Go on ahead, would you? The woman wants to finish her honeymoon.

1:00:061:00:09

She'll maybe have a kid of her own and not have to kidnap my sisters!

1:00:091:00:13

I'm sorry, Pauline.

1:00:211:00:23

Uncle Andy, how am I going to say goodbye to those two?

1:00:321:00:37

You'll come through it, love.

1:00:431:00:44

It's easy, you've come through worse than that.

1:00:461:00:49

Mind you, there'll be a few tears.

1:00:501:00:53

Why not? No shame in that. Be a bigger shame if there weren't.

1:00:531:00:57

-I know she'll be good to them.

-Aye, of course she will.

1:00:591:01:03

Mind you, she'll be strict. She's a strong woman, though.

1:01:031:01:08

-Ah, but it's Ann I'm worried about.

-Ah...

1:01:081:01:10

If she was keen to go, I'd feel better, you know?

1:01:101:01:13

I wouldn't worry my head about that one. Ann?

1:01:131:01:16

She'll survive the end of the world, that one.

1:01:161:01:19

You want them to go, don't you?

1:01:251:01:27

I'd rather they left me than me leave them.

1:01:331:01:37

Oh!

1:01:541:01:56

Billy.

1:01:581:02:00

Goodness, you gave me a fright.

1:02:021:02:04

Can't you sleep?

1:02:091:02:10

You should have hit me harder.

1:02:121:02:14

Knocked me out.

1:02:141:02:16

I will if you're ever as silly again.

1:02:161:02:19

Would you like a cup of tea?

1:02:231:02:25

-Yes, please.

-In here or out there?

1:02:261:02:29

Out here.

1:02:291:02:31

I'm sorry about that earlier.

1:02:561:02:58

Sorry just about what you said to me

1:02:581:03:00

or about what you said to your father as well?

1:03:001:03:03

About it all.

1:03:051:03:07

Well, why don't you tell your father that tomorrow?

1:03:081:03:12

Ah, my da wouldn't know how to accept an apology.

1:03:121:03:15

SHE LAUGHS

1:03:151:03:17

Honestly, you two!

1:03:171:03:18

If he was 25 years younger or you were 25 years older,

1:03:201:03:23

you could pose as twins.

1:03:231:03:25

I've heard of some reasons for not apologising

1:03:251:03:28

but that just about beats them all.

1:03:281:03:30

-You must wonder what you've let yourself into.

-Oh, I can cope.

1:03:331:03:36

We'll all get to know each other much more quickly this way.

1:03:361:03:40

Unless we fall out.

1:03:401:03:42

I don't believe in falling out, Billy.

1:03:421:03:45

I believe in facing up to things and sorting them out.

1:03:451:03:48

-You know Ann doesn't want to go with you.

-Yes, I do.

1:03:481:03:51

And if she gets any more encouragement from you,

1:03:511:03:54

she'll be even more determined not to go.

1:03:541:03:56

She shouldn't be forced to go.

1:03:561:03:57

Oh, come on, now, Billy.

1:03:571:03:59

I'm sure you and Lorna have had to force her to do things before now.

1:03:591:04:02

-That's different.

-Yes, it is. It's different.

1:04:021:04:05

It doesn't involve your father appearing to win over you.

1:04:051:04:07

Ach, I don't care about that.

1:04:071:04:09

I care about Ann, I care about Lorna, and what they want should be considered.

1:04:091:04:13

Billy, we're not complete fools.

1:04:131:04:15

There is no earthly way those kids can leave

1:04:151:04:17

without them and Lorna being hurt,

1:04:171:04:19

-but I feel it has to be done.

-Why?

-Don't shout.

1:04:191:04:23

We feel that we can offer them quite a lot

1:04:311:04:33

and ultimately, it will be good for Lorna.

1:04:331:04:35

-Oh, and how do you know that?

-Because I'm a woman.

1:04:351:04:38

Because I feel that life should have more to offer her

1:04:381:04:41

than the burdens of child-rearing and looking after a sick old man.

1:04:411:04:44

-Oh, yeah, you've got it all worked out.

-No, not all of it.

1:04:441:04:48

I don't want to leave here having made an enemy of you.

1:04:481:04:51

I want to feel that we can come back and that you and Pauline will visit us.

1:04:511:04:55

Pauline wants to come. And she's big enough to do it on her own.

1:04:561:04:59

Aye, well, she'll probably have to.

1:04:591:05:01

You're getting aggressive again, Billy.

1:05:011:05:04

-I'm going back to bed.

-Would you like some more tea?

-What?

1:05:061:05:12

You can have a fraction of a cup.

1:05:121:05:14

I've noticed that you and your father are great ones for that.

1:05:141:05:18

Half, three-quarters.

1:05:181:05:21

Two-thirds.

1:05:211:05:24

Whatever you like.

1:05:241:05:27

Aye, all right.

1:05:271:05:28

How much?

1:05:281:05:29

Two-thirds.

1:05:291:05:32

-Ian, all right?

-Billy, what about you?

1:05:411:05:45

I'm supposed to meet my da in here. Have you seen him?

1:05:451:05:48

Yer da?

1:05:481:05:51

No.

1:05:511:05:53

Want another one?

1:05:531:05:55

Go on, I'll have a pint.

1:05:551:05:57

That's the same again, a pint of lager.

1:05:571:05:59

Hey! Has Valerie been thumping you?

1:06:011:06:04

I rowed with your da.

1:06:061:06:07

Well, if you won, I wouldn't like to see the state of him.

1:06:071:06:10

Hey, look, I was going well, right? I was going well.

1:06:101:06:14

-Then I slid and that bastard stuck the boot in.

-What were you rowing about?

1:06:141:06:19

Me and her's not getting on.

1:06:211:06:23

If she could walk up her mouth,

1:06:251:06:27

she'd win the bloody Olympic marathon.

1:06:271:06:29

Yap, yap, yap, yap. She never shuts bloody up.

1:06:291:06:33

Ach, sure, what business is that of his?

1:06:331:06:35

Ach...

1:06:351:06:37

It's nothing.

1:06:371:06:40

Hope it's not.

1:06:401:06:41

-I've been messing about a bit with Shirley.

-Oh...

1:06:461:06:49

Valerie found out and told yer da.

1:06:501:06:53

Ah, so marriage isn't great, eh?

1:06:531:06:55

Jesus.

1:06:551:06:57

Biggest mistake of my life.

1:06:581:07:02

I tell ye, sometimes I feel like...

1:07:021:07:04

just jumping from the top of that bloody ladder.

1:07:041:07:08

-Ach, well, yer still at the windaes, then?

-Aye.

1:07:081:07:12

And the dole too. Can't make enough with the auld windaes.

1:07:131:07:17

Hey, if you're caught, that's six months up the Crumlin Road.

1:07:171:07:21

Would you write in and report me?

1:07:211:07:24

-Six months in jail would get my bloody head straight.

-Aw, that bad?

1:07:241:07:27

Worse.

1:07:271:07:29

Cheers.

1:07:291:07:30

Oh, Christ.

1:07:341:07:35

There's your bloody da. He's got Big Davie wi' him too.

1:07:361:07:40

Hey, you, get away home the hell outta this.

1:07:401:07:44

Hey, he's having a drink with me, all right?

1:07:441:07:47

I'm not talking to you, Martin.

1:07:471:07:50

Look, er, Billy. Sorry, I'd better get the hell outta this.

1:07:501:07:53

You'll not. Look, I paid for that pint. Just drink it up.

1:07:531:07:56

-Our Valerie's sitting waiting for you.

-She can wait five minutes till he's finished his drink.

1:07:561:08:00

This is none of your business, Martin.

1:08:001:08:03

Look, I'm having a quiet drink, will you just get lost?

1:08:031:08:06

-You going to make me?

-Aye, certainly.

1:08:071:08:10

Here now, take it easy, lads. Take it easy.

1:08:101:08:13

You know, you're too quick to rise, Billy. Like yer da.

1:08:131:08:17

I'm talking to you and I want that git out of the way.

1:08:171:08:20

Well, there's two of yous, two of us.

1:08:201:08:23

Ah, Jesus. Now, hey, just a minute. Billy...

1:08:231:08:26

Never mind, this has bugger all to do with you

1:08:261:08:28

-but you don't frighten me.

-I don't have to frighten you, son.

1:08:281:08:32

I can just take you outside and tear you apart.

1:08:321:08:34

-Aye, you can try.

-Come on, now, lads. For Christ's sake, Billy.

1:08:341:08:38

Shut you up or I'll drop you.

1:08:381:08:39

Now, your da and me used to be good mates, son, but don't push it.

1:08:391:08:43

You leave my da out of it. If he doesn't move, I'll move him

1:08:431:08:46

and you can do what the hell you like about it.

1:08:461:08:48

-If you lay a finger on Tommy, I'll cripple you, son.

-Well, cripple me.

1:08:481:08:51

You know the only reason you two's in the UDA

1:08:511:08:53

and not the Salvation Army is cos you can't sing.

1:08:531:08:56

You cheeky wee bastard.

1:08:571:08:59

I'll leave you so's that Fenian nurse of yours won't recognise you.

1:08:591:09:03

-I'd better go home to Valerie.

-You stay there.

-I've warned you.

1:09:031:09:07

Billy!

1:09:071:09:08

What's going on?

1:09:091:09:11

-What about you, Norman?

-What's going on?

1:09:111:09:14

Yer wee lad here's getting ambitious.

1:09:141:09:17

He wants to have a go at me.

1:09:171:09:19

-Three of you?

-Hey, look, it's not me, Mr Martin.

1:09:211:09:26

Look, I'm with Billy here. I'm just rushing home to the wife.

1:09:261:09:29

So, it's you and this shite, eh?

1:09:291:09:31

You game, son?

1:09:331:09:35

-Aye, I'm game, da.

-Jeez, I wouldn't have missed this for anything.

1:09:391:09:43

On you go, son.

1:09:451:09:47

Right, you two, outside.

1:09:471:09:50

Hold it, Norman.

1:09:521:09:54

The wee lad, no probs. You on your own, just maybe.

1:09:551:09:59

But the two of you together, no way.

1:09:591:10:02

Are you backing down?

1:10:021:10:04

Put it whatever way you like, but I'm not taking the two of yous.

1:10:041:10:09

What about him?

1:10:091:10:12

Ah, well, he's sorry he started all this

1:10:131:10:17

and he want to buy you a drink to apologise.

1:10:171:10:19

Four pints, is it?

1:10:211:10:23

Five.

1:10:271:10:28

You settle for a pint, son?

1:10:291:10:32

One?

1:10:321:10:35

You bloody Martins. I'll buy the next one.

1:10:351:10:40

Five pints, please.

1:10:431:10:45

BOTH LAUGH

1:10:471:10:50

I thought Big Davie was going to cry when you hit him!

1:10:501:10:53

I'd told ya, never negotiate with the likes of them.

1:10:531:10:56

Jeez, we learned that much from Chamberlain.

1:10:561:10:59

Round here, the hard men are the ones who get the first dig in.

1:10:591:11:03

Anyway, didn't take you long to finish off Agnew.

1:11:031:11:05

Ach, no problems.

1:11:051:11:07

Hey, I couldn't, like. You know, and all that.

1:11:071:11:11

Ah, sure. You'd have spoilt the Martin double act.

1:11:111:11:13

-We only wanted you to hang the coats.

-Honestly!

1:11:131:11:16

-Fighting like silly big youngsters.

-Oh, big youngsters, eh?

1:11:161:11:19

I'd love to see the big youngsters who could fight like us.

1:11:191:11:22

I don't know what Mavis is going to say, and Pauline.

1:11:221:11:25

Davie's a sleekit big git, so he is. Oh, I know what his game was.

1:11:251:11:28

He'd have filled us full of drink

1:11:281:11:30

and then got half a dozen of his mates in.

1:11:301:11:32

We'd have been kicked round the streets. Davie forgets him and me

1:11:321:11:35

-were drinking buddies. I know his tricks.

-Put the heart across me.

1:11:351:11:39

I thought you were fighting each other.

1:11:391:11:41

Fighting each other? If we'd been fighting each other,

1:11:411:11:44

-you'd have to carry him in.

-Away with yourself!

1:11:441:11:46

What's Pauline going to say to you?

1:11:461:11:48

That she should beat the tripe out of me.

1:11:481:11:51

LAUGHTER

1:11:511:11:52

I couldn't care les!

1:11:521:11:55

Hey, all the same, I'd better go.

1:11:551:11:57

It's a big day tomorrow, you know?

1:11:571:12:00

Work and that.

1:12:001:12:02

Make sure you're up and away before Tommy gets hold of you.

1:12:021:12:06

What? Sure, I didn't have them.

1:12:061:12:09

No, neither did he. That's the trouble.

1:12:091:12:12

-Here, look. Thanks. Thanks a lot, guys.

-See you.

-I'll see yous again.

1:12:121:12:17

-Aye, see you, son.

-I'll see you.

1:12:171:12:20

-More tea?

-No, no, love. Here, hey.

1:12:201:12:24

-We'd better get up them two women, eh? You ready?

-Aye.

-Come on.

1:12:241:12:28

Well, it's really great to see you two together again.

1:12:281:12:31

-Even if you are big hooligans.

-Hold, now, the night's young yet.

1:12:311:12:35

-We could still have a barney.

-Hey, watch it, you!

1:12:351:12:38

Just cos you stuck a lucky one on Big Davie, don't be getting ambitious.

1:12:381:12:41

-You watch it too.

-For God's sake! LAUGHTER

1:12:411:12:45

Swear to God and hope to die.

1:12:491:12:51

I will not! Not on a Sunday. Look, I've told you, we're friends now.

1:12:511:12:55

-And when will you be over?

-For Christmas.

1:12:551:12:57

Christmas?! That's not for ages!

1:12:571:12:59

-Will Pauline be with you?

-Of course.

1:12:591:13:01

So, will we get one dead dear present, or two cheap ones?

1:13:011:13:04

We'll have to see how you behave, won't we?

1:13:041:13:06

Will Lorna and Uncle Andy get over too?

1:13:061:13:08

Well, not all at once. I mean, er...

1:13:081:13:11

It'll probably be too cold for Andy at Christmas,

1:13:111:13:13

but he'll be over at Easter and next summer.

1:13:131:13:16

-Will you write to me, Billy?

-Aye, sure.

1:13:161:13:18

-Pauline and Lorna will write to you too.

-What about me?

1:13:181:13:21

Well, we'll write to you too.

1:13:211:13:23

I'm going to ask Uncle Andy to write to me.

1:13:231:13:26

Mavis says we'll have a room each.

1:13:261:13:28

With desks and dressers and all.

1:13:281:13:30

Da says I can have my own portable TV at Christmas.

1:13:301:13:33

And there's two toilets in the house.

1:13:331:13:35

Da says he'll take us to the pictures and all.

1:13:351:13:37

It's just going to be like having a real mummy and daddy.

1:13:371:13:41

Hey, Billy?

1:13:481:13:50

-How you going?

-Ian. All right.

1:13:501:13:53

How's Valerie?

1:13:531:13:55

Oh, her?

1:13:561:13:58

-She's moved me into the back room.

-She's...?

1:13:591:14:02

BILLY LAUGHS

1:14:021:14:03

Look. Hey, Billy.

1:14:061:14:08

You know, when I think of the old days, you know,

1:14:081:14:11

knocking about the corner, right,

1:14:111:14:14

up the entry with Shirley...

1:14:141:14:17

HE LAUGHS

1:14:171:14:19

None of this bloody old marriage lark.

1:14:191:14:22

I'm sure you're still up the entry with Shirley. So, what's changed?

1:14:221:14:27

Everything's changed, mate.

1:14:271:14:29

Yeah.

1:14:301:14:31

Hey, look. Bit of advice, Billy.

1:14:311:14:33

Don't you get married, right?

1:14:351:14:39

Aye, well, I'm not planning to.

1:14:391:14:42

Oh, here. Hey.

1:14:461:14:48

I saw your da and the new missus.

1:14:481:14:51

HE SNORTS WITH LAUGHTER

1:14:511:14:53

You'd think he'd have learned his lesson last time.

1:14:531:14:58

-Oh, hey. Er, I didn't mean it.

-He's all right this time.

1:14:581:15:01

Oh, aye?

1:15:031:15:05

IAN CHUCKLES

1:15:051:15:07

-Hey, she's a bit of all right there.

-Aye, she is.

1:15:071:15:10

See you later.

1:15:151:15:18

Barman!

1:15:231:15:25

HE BELCHES

1:15:331:15:34

Frig it!

1:15:341:15:36

Going to get pissed!

1:15:361:15:38

Aye, doesn't seem like a week.

1:15:381:15:42

I do hope it's a good crossing for the girls' sakes.

1:15:421:15:45

I think we'll fly over at Christmas. I hate the boat.

1:15:451:15:48

If you get a berth, get in early and put your head down, it's OK.

1:15:481:15:52

I used to get seasick on the swings, I'm afraid.

1:15:521:15:55

Look, er...

1:15:571:15:58

Er, if nobody minds, I'll walk over.

1:15:591:16:03

-I just feel like a walk.

-That's all right, love.

1:16:031:16:06

-Maybe I should...

-No, love.

1:16:161:16:18

Your move.

1:16:241:16:25

Huh?

1:16:261:16:28

Oh! Oh, aye.

1:16:281:16:30

Ah.

1:16:321:16:34

Look, maybe we should leave it. You're off your game the night.

1:16:341:16:37

Aye, aye.

1:16:381:16:41

The old, er...

1:16:411:16:42

-the old belly's playing up a bit, you know?

-Aye.

1:16:421:16:45

We can start over again tomorrow when you're feeling better.

1:16:451:16:49

Aye.

1:16:491:16:50

-Get a few sweets for the boat, girls.

-Oh, thanks, John.

1:16:571:17:01

-Billy.

-John.

1:17:041:17:07

-Where's the others?

-They'll be over later.

1:17:091:17:12

I just fancied a walk.

1:17:121:17:14

Oh, well, the taxi will be here at half past.

1:17:141:17:17

ANDY MUTTERS

1:17:251:17:27

Here, girls.

1:17:291:17:31

Away out here and look at this.

1:17:311:17:34

You ought to see our man Ian out there.

1:17:341:17:37

Pissed out of his mind, flapping about out there like an eejit.

1:17:371:17:41

Jeez, I don't know.

1:17:411:17:43

You and Dad still friends?

1:18:051:18:07

Aye.

1:18:081:18:10

Sure, Mavis even took photos of us.

1:18:111:18:13

I'm glad that's sorted out anyhow.

1:18:301:18:32

Aye.

1:18:341:18:36

Come on.

1:18:471:18:49

PIPE BAND PLAYS

1:18:591:19:02

CAR HORN HONKS

1:19:021:19:04

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