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Come on now. Eh? Come on! Last challenge. Lots of support.

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Lots of talking.

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We're Banks of England.

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Let's do it! No. Eh?

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I ain't chucking myself off there. There's a reason they invented escalators, you know.

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But...you said you were up for it? I didn't think you were serious. Did you?

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Well, yeah. What, and you're going to do it? As long as somebody goes with us, yeah.

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That's the spirit! Oh, come off it! Has someone farted?

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What do you expect? It's a wonder I haven't filled me pants. You sure you haven't?

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I don't mind going first, Martin. Or me. I were in 2 PARA.

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Yeah, Parachute Regiment, Bob. Crucial difference being here

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when you go over the side, you won't be wearing said parachute!

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Mal, that's why we're here. The whole point of today, teamwork, communication.

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And now I need you to front up. I don't want to.

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"I"! "I"! "I"! There is no "I" in team, is there, Malachi?

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No. But there is a "U" in... Mal, why don't you just take a proper look and then you can decide.

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Because I'm not a team player! It's summat I pride meself on. It's why I'm a truck driver,

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so I can sit in me cab on me own and not speak to another soul from morning till night.

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God! You're incredible, you are!

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Oh, all right then! You'll only explode if I don't.

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Go on, Mal! ALL CHEER

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You can tell us what else you've got planned on the way to the bottom.

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Turn us into a lean, mean trucking machine.

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You can't leave it, can you? No, you can't leave it.

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We were getting on fine and then you pole up. What are you trying to prove?

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Jesus!

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Martin! Martin, you all right, mate?

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He's OK. I thought he'd bloody died.

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It was his fault, not getting with the programme. It's a load of bollocks. It's still a day off.

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A day off doing bollocks is better than a day on at work! What's better than a day on at work?

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Wahey! He's back! How you feeling, mate? Yeah, good, good.

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Thanks. I didn't know I was like that with heights.

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Well, you wouldn't would you, till you got up there. Yeah.

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Yeah, anyway, so I've booked us in at The Burger Shack, so we can chat through what we've done today,

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see how we can use it to implement change, improve best practice, you know? Here you are.

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Are you not going? No. No, I feel a bit...wobbly still.

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So, I'll see you all at work tomorrow, yeah? See you, Mart.

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Martin, I'll come with you. Just so you get home.

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Poor bastard. He's white as a sheet.

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He's not thinking straight, that's for sure, he's left us a bloody fortune. Come on!

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No, Dad, it's... Glen, there's better places in Nottingham

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to promote the full-on bonding experience than that burger bar,

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especially when you're wedged up.

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All right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Gone well, gone well.

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That spat on the roof, you could interpret that as a sign of failure, but that's actually a part of it.

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They said that on the course, if you get one or two wankers,

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those that are trying to rock the boat, then that's actually a positive,

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because you want your people to air their grievances instead of storing up any resentment.

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They weren't storing anything up today though, were they?

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I bet you felt a right twat.

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I wouldn't say a...twat. Obviously, it wasn't ideal just... dangling there.

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There's nothing wrong with me ideas, it's just that they are my ideas and not me dad's.

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It's like being the son of Pele or something.

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It don't matter what you do, if you follow a God,

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you're always going to disappoint by comparison, aren't you?

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I mean, who has ever managed that? Jesus. Eh?

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You've got to stick to your guns, that's what I reckon.

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And I reckon your dad does too.

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I bet he's looking down now and he's nodding his head,

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because he knows if you don't move forward in business, you've had it.

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So you've got to try a few new things. And they'll come to see that an' all.

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Thank you. I appreciate that.

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Come on, I'll treat you to a Toblerone.

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I think there's a place round there. Actually, I think I might walk.

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I can meet Andrea from work and the exercise'll do us good.

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Might help clear me head, you know, of the thought.

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The twat thought.

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The difference is Tony would have never passed out. No, the difference is, Big Tone

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would never have taken us up there. He'd have brought us here,

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but he'd have steered well clear of that roof. Tone just knew how to do things.

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Two lagers and a Coke. And the kitty's empty.

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We can't be through all that that Martin give us already, surely?

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Just chip in, will you? I'm not even drinking.

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Where's Steve? He needed to borrow his cash,

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only Bob didn't have any spare on him, so Steven got him to grab a cab

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so they could go back to Bob's house and pick up the wonga there.

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He says he'll come straight back. Bob won't because of the strippers.

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He says he don't feel comfortable on account of him being a Christian,

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so on that basis, he ain't chipping in.

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D'you write that all down or summat, then learn it?

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No, I just got a bit confused at the bar about the order and then he gave me a Chinese burn.

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Anyway! In the spirit of the Banks' A-Team...to absent friends. Absent friends.

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But like I said, he is coming back. She means Big Tone!

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Right.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey! All right? What you doing here? Finished early.

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Thought we'd go home together. Ah! Any time.

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Mmm! Sorry, I'm that bloated. We had a big press launch today.

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You weren't sampling, were you? What do you think? I've got my shoot tomorrow.

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But there was a finger buffet. You know what it's like when it's just there.

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I had two Parmesan straws and a vol-au-vent.

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It's a great sight this, innit? Big business, everyone getting on with it, a common goal.

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Didn't it go very well today at work? No, it did. Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, some bits more than others, obviously, but...

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Did someone shit themselves abseiling?

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No! No, it's just... It's attitude more.

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You know, they're so resistant. What, all of 'em?

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Yeah, I think so. It's hard to tell, I'm so close to 'em. That's what you're doing wrong.

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You've got to create a bit of distance. I know. You're just saying that.

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That's because it is actually quite difficult in my case.

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I already have a history with these people. I can't un-invent that!

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When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

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That's what we like to say in the alcoholic beverage industry.

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I think a lot of people say that. Martin, I'm trying to help you! Yeah, sorry.

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You're in charge now. And the whole point about being in charge

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is that you leave the crappy stuff, like stress, to other people.

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LIFT PINGS Come on.

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Get 'em out!

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Three lagers, three Jager Bombs, three absinthes and a Coke.

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Glen, get us a packet of cheese and onion, will you?

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CHEERING Bloody hell!

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Yeah! Connoisseur, are you?

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I like a stripper as much as the next bloke, Steven.

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Have you got a problem with that?

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CHEERING

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CROWD: Oh!

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Sorry, love! It's all right, love, it ain't my glass.

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Hey, hey, hey! That's mine. You did that the last time.

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No, I had the fanny pint. I thought it went in my Coke? No, remember cause I got that...

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Whatever! He didn't have it and it went in his glass!

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Mal, calm down! Bloody hell!

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You're shaking! Is it a delayed reaction to being on that roof? I can call Martin for you if you like,

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see if you can go and lie down with him in a darkened room with a flannel on your head.

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I'm not shaking, I'm just pointing out what a selfish bastard you are!

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Oh, shut up! Don't tell me to shut up.

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Malachi! You're sitting there on your fat arse,

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everyone running round after you... Can you sit down, mate! ..ordering my lad to the bar.

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I don't mind, Dad. Never once saying thank you. Sit down!

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Thank you?! Manners matter!

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Even during a strip show with a girl firing ping-pong balls out of her fanny.

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Sit down! Oi, shut up! What is your problem? You are!

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Dad! Shit! Mal! Mal, I'm sorry! You prat! Sorry.

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I'm sick of asking you lot nicely. Oi, I'm busy! I hurt me mate, all right?

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Hey! Hey! Leave him alone! Yeah, you want to have a go?

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Oh, I dunno, do bears shit in the woods or is it just on your face?

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You're not still at it?

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Bloody hell! What? Can you see cellulite?

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No. No, you're...perfect.

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Hmm. Well, aren't you the lucky one?

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Seriously, Martin, you've got to have some downtime.

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It's like you can't take pleasure in anything at the moment. I've got a lot on my mind, I said that

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at the yard. I've... Yeah, and I said you've got to control it. And I'm trying to do that.

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But I don't want 'em thinking I've come back here

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just to start throwing my weight around. Stop! Stop! Stop right there and listen to me.

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Your dad had his own face spray-painted on the side of his wagon

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and not because he was a vain man,

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but because he knew what it showed, he'd got to the top.

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And he wanted people to see that, because he realised it'd make 'em trust him.

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It were proof he was good at what he did.

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Same as this. I could have got a plain white business card, but I didn't,

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because I want the people who I meet to look at that and see my glutes and see my abs

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and understand that I do not do compromise,

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not in my body and not in light spirits and mixers. Are work OK about these?

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The point I'm making is confidence sells! I've slogged to get this body.

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For the past ten years I've watched every single morsel I've put in my mouth.

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I even know the calorific value of sperm, Martin,

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plus I train 11 times a week, so why wouldn't I be confident?

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And that's how you've got to be. How your dad was. Yeah, I understand.

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You've made it, you're there, you're the MD.

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So you've got to act like you are and that's what'll smooth things over with all the others.

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Cos if you are confident, people buy what you're selling and once that happens you generate success.

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And once you're successful, you won't hear any doubting voices, believe you me.

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Yeah, I know. I know, you're right. It's all about attitude.

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That's obvious. I've just got to believe in meself and do it.

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You know, stop worrying about what other people are thinking.

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That doesn't matter.

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Proof of the pudding is in the eating, innit?

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Come on. I hate seeing you miserable.

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Plus, I only did three miles earlier,

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I could do with a bit more cardiovascular.

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I'm saying help yourself, access all areas.

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Stop it! Stop thinking about 'em.

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You just said, proof of the pudding,

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so pole up tomorrow and do what needs to be done.

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Show 'em you're a man to be respected! Now, come on.

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I want to be in the pool at seven, I'd like to get some sleep.

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HE EXHALES

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BEEPING No.

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BEEPING No.

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Unbelievable! I take you on a team-building exercise and you end up in a riot.

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To be fair, we was all rioting on the same side.

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Amber! Get in!

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BEEPING Oh. Bollocks!

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That's 14 hours! What were you drinking?!

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It was like a lager top, but with absinthe instead of lemonade.

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Plus, we had a couple at the after cell. After cell?

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It's the same as an after party but, like, when you've been arrested.

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We went back to Steven's. He made us eggnog, put on Skrillex.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello, Banks of England. How may we help you?

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No. I'm sorry, we've had some fuelling issues today, but we'll be there ASAP.

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Thank you.

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Groves. Can't Wendy get it? She's too far away, she'll never make it across in time.

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I can still make it, long as I'm off before two. Not without setting off every speed camera

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between here and Tamworth, you can't.

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Jesus! How long are you going to keep this up for? What are you on about? Sabotage!

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Coming in with pure ethanol in your veins, not playing ball yesterday.

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All right, don't have a go at us over that, cos as far as I remember the only person in this room

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who arranged for us to leap off a tower block for no apparent reason

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and then suggested we all go out on the lash to get over it was you.

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So if there's anyone's to blame, Martin... These are proven techniques!

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As is paying for your crew to go out on a good piss-up, which is exactly what your dad would have done.

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Don't bring him into it. I'm just saying,

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on this occasion you've delivered and in the familial manner, which we all appreciate.

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He's right, Mart, it was a cracking night and we'll respond,

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soon as we're sober enough to get back behind the wheel. Hmm.

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I'll go. What?! I'll do Groves, then I'll take in Micky Saunders on the way back.

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What's Glen going to drive? I'll take me Dad's!

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Don't blame you, Concourse winner that is. Hey up, Micky. How are you?

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Only the best for Big Tone, eh? Yeah. I've just had all the paintwork touched up, actually.

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I was thinking about showing it at Truckfest. Oh, you should do. It'd be a nice tribute to him.

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How's it all going, anyway? You still enjoying it, life at the top?

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Oh, you know, not too bad. Oh, I saw Malachi last month, he said you were being a right wanker with 'em.

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I'm joking!

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Eh, you can't have 'em topless now, you know, in case we get women customers in. They object.

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Don't make any odds though, does it really, from the looking point of view? I mean, a rack's a rack!

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Right, there you go. That's May and June self-billing. Cheers. Thanks.

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There you are. Thank you very much.

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I can remember the very first day you come in in that, you know?

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With your dad. You could only have been about eight.

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"Oh, he's bloody begged us. I had to bring him."

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I was always on at him. School holidays, weekends, whenever.

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Aye. Can't believe he's gone. How long is it now? Five, six months?

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Three. Three, bloody hell!

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Life sweeps you up again quickly, don't it? I've noticed that.

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Well, you're doing all right, anyway, running things. Thank you.

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Just stick with what you learnt off him. I know.

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That college degree's all right, but it's what's in the blood, that's what you've really got to trust. Yeah.

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Tone used to say that, hard work and gut instinct, you don't need anything else.

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Thanks. Right, anyway, I better get going.

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Aye, I'll see you next month, eh? Yeah.

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Er, no, actually, cos I'm rationalising all the payment arrangements.

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It's one of the things that I'm bringing in. I did it at my last company.

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Moving everything over to BACS, you know, with our regular suppliers, so everything'll happen automatically.

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You'll get payments in your company account same time every month.

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Oh, sounds impressive. Yeah. Only...we'll stick as we are, eh?

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No, no. No, I'm saying... No, I'm saying we'll carry on like this.

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How it's always been. Banks and Saunders. Cash deals. That's how we'll stay.

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Michelle?

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You're back early. Yeah. I took a bit of a short cut, you know, to catch up with the backlog.

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Just...down Cundy Lane.

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Well, the good thing is, I'm fine.

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And I think it's quite cosmetic, when you look closely.

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Christ!

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I'll call the insurance people, will I? Yeah.

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Insurance!

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Well, you moan, don't you, but the first time summat untoward happens... Untoward?

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Well, yeah.

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You think this is untoward? Well, it's not ideal, is it?

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No, in many ways, it's not. Right, so it's just as well then.

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You shouldn't have been down there!

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We never go down there because of all the trouble we've had in the past!

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No, you're all right in some of the wagons. Some of them?!

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What do you expect? You bang on about empowerment and turning us into stakeholders

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and as soon as I seize the initiative... When did I say drive it into a bridge?!

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Eh! I don't know what your problem is at the moment,

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but for your information, the last time somebody hit that bridge - Mal -

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Big Tony, he just laughed it off.

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He said they must've lowered it since the last time he went that way.

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And the following morning, we all come in two hours early

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to make sure we could pull in all the tips we missed cos of the accident.

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THAT'S feeling like you're part of something.

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HE LAUGHS Hey! Cundy Lane! Odds on! T'in't funny, Malachi!

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Oh, come on, it is. Did you take out the railway line an' all?

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Has she told you, I hit it years ago, ended up with a sleeper right through me cab roof.

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On the plus side, I ended up with 250 quid from the union

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and cited for three bravery awards cos I helped flag down

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the Edinburgh to London express before it disappeared into the abyss.

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Just leave it, will you? All right, if it's a delicate matter. I'll see you both tomorrow. Michelle!

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Where you going? Home. I want to get a bit of fishing done.

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You've finished? Yeah. Fastest man in the yard still. Ping!

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You took all your breaks, didn't you? Excuse me! It's the law, innit? Anyway, it's all on me card.

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Check that if you're worried.

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Martin, I don't mean to add to things but... What?

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Well, they're not here, the insurance documents.

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I've already looked in there... and the back room.

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So where else could they be, then? I don't know.

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Well, you should know! You're the officer manager! I'm the transport manager, actually.

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And as regards the insurance or the lease hire arrangements,

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or the national insurance contributions, or any of the financial affairs of this company,

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I've never had any control over them cos your dad liked to take care of all of that himself!

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Right. OK. Understood. I'll look into it.

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Aye up, Mum. Oh, Martin! Hang on.

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Are you safe doing that on your own? Course I am. I worry.

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You always worry. I'm fine!

0:20:290:20:31

Mmm. Come in.

0:20:310:20:34

You won't find anything. I told you, everything he had was in his study and you cleared all that out.

0:20:390:20:45

I know, but I might've missed something. You won't have, not in there or anywhere else.

0:20:450:20:50

You remember how he was, don't you? He'd say, "If I'm spending half a million pounds on my dream house,

0:20:500:20:56

"I'm buggered if it's going to be stuffed with a load of work rubbish!"

0:20:560:20:59

THEY LAUGH

0:20:590:21:01

Hey, Mum! Mum.

0:21:030:21:06

Mum. Come here.

0:21:060:21:09

I'm all right.

0:21:090:21:11

Oh, I mean, I'm getting there.

0:21:120:21:14

SHE INHALES Don't smell, do I?

0:21:160:21:18

No. You're lovely. I can't not do it at my age.

0:21:180:21:22

You're not old! I'm on the cusp!

0:21:220:21:24

Get into any bad habits now and everything'll go south at once.

0:21:240:21:27

I've seen it with me friends. He loved my figure, your dad did.

0:21:270:21:31

That's why he married me.

0:21:310:21:33

He said I reminded him of Bo Derek.

0:21:330:21:36

The perfect 10.

0:21:360:21:38

God!

0:21:390:21:40

You come such a long way with someone, Martin, achieve so much.

0:21:400:21:45

It's hard...losing a man like him.

0:21:470:21:51

Listen, Mum... I think you're right, I don't think there is anything here.

0:21:580:22:03

So, you know, I'm a bit up against it for time, so I... What about your coffee?

0:22:030:22:07

How's it all going? OK. They're all picking up quite well.

0:22:190:22:23

Listen, if I was a bit short with you earlier, I'm sorry.

0:22:230:22:27

I've got a lot on my mind at the moment, I shouldn't take it out on you. It's fine.

0:22:270:22:32

But... What?

0:22:320:22:36

Well, I called in at Dixons, the leasing people,

0:22:360:22:39

to see if they had a copy of the wagon insurance and they didn't.

0:22:390:22:42

Only, while I was in there, they reminded us the final balloon payment on all the trucks is due on the 30th.

0:22:420:22:47

Yeah. Yeah, I saw that somewhere.

0:22:470:22:50

And it's 26,000, each vehicle.

0:22:500:22:53

No, no, that's...that's wrong.

0:22:530:22:56

It should be half that. Less. They were adamant that was the figure.

0:22:560:23:00

Based on a lease payment of ?600 a month on each.

0:23:000:23:03

600?! We've been paying nearly twice that.

0:23:040:23:08

You see, he's got his figures wrong.

0:23:120:23:13

Well, except...they keep records, detailed records from way back.

0:23:130:23:20

Whatever's been going out from us, they've been receiving 600 a month.

0:23:200:23:25

What are you saying? Well, nothing, it's just... It won't be anything sinister, Michelle.

0:23:250:23:30

It's just an admin thing. Yeah. Only I checked with the accountant.

0:23:300:23:35

I mean, I thought I should. Of course, he'd only audited the figures he was given

0:23:350:23:39

and he didn't have any of the books. He said they were all sent back here. Tony insisted.

0:23:390:23:43

But...they're not here.

0:23:430:23:45

You have been busy.

0:23:470:23:49

Martin. Well, how do you expect me to react?

0:23:490:23:51

You stand there and you accuse me dad... I'm not. You're accusing him of cooking the books!

0:23:510:23:56

We owe 100 grand, give or take.

0:23:570:24:00

That's the final settlement figure on all the wagons.

0:24:000:24:03

Which we've got to pay back in the next two months.

0:24:030:24:06

And if we can't do that, we'll be out of business.

0:24:060:24:09

Hiya.

0:24:370:24:38

What you doing? Oh, nothing.

0:24:400:24:43

You OK?

0:24:430:24:45

Yeah. Sorry, just...it's still not brilliant at work.

0:24:460:24:50

I thought we'd agreed? Yeah, it's not that easy.

0:24:500:24:53

Well, it is. If your best efforts fail, then hit 'em with your worst.

0:24:530:24:56

That's what we like to say. Are you with me or are you on the dole?

0:24:560:24:59

I can't do that. No, you WON'T do that.

0:24:590:25:02

I'm not arguing with you, anyway. I've had too good a day. Why, what's happened?

0:25:020:25:06

Me session, it went like a dream.

0:25:060:25:09

What session? Are you serious?!

0:25:090:25:12

Why do you think I was on that sunbed all morning, risking cancer and varicose veins in me vulva?

0:25:120:25:17

I... Me shoot. All afternoon! Yeah. Shit! Sorry.

0:25:170:25:20

I mean, which one? Body Image! Yeah, of course.

0:25:200:25:23

Flipping heck, Martin, I try and support you on what you do! I know.

0:25:230:25:26

So why don't you support me?! I do. You don't!

0:25:260:25:29

You think me wanting to be a fitness model is a bit of a hobby? Andrea...

0:25:290:25:32

It's the only thing I've ever wanted to be, Martin!

0:25:320:25:35

When all the other little girls were growing up, dreaming of becoming vets or doctors,

0:25:350:25:38

I were longing to be the girl showing off the bras in the JJB catalogue.

0:25:380:25:42

I prayed at night. "God, give me 9% or less body fat and I won't flick myself off before I go to sleep."

0:25:420:25:47

That's what fitness modelling means to me! I know that. I do, I know it.

0:25:470:25:52

And... I'm really sorry that I forgot. OK?

0:25:520:25:56

SHE SIGHS Forgive me. Please.

0:25:560:25:59

All right, then. This time.

0:26:010:26:03

In any case, I've got the whole thing here. Brilliant. Yeah.

0:26:030:26:07

Bloody hell!

0:26:150:26:16

That...

0:26:190:26:21

Hmmm.

0:26:220:26:24

Whoa! I know. That's me favourite.

0:26:320:26:35

And Rod, the photographer, he was so blown away, he's booked me again.

0:26:350:26:38

Ripped Abs.

0:26:380:26:39

Wow, that's... I mean, it's for another on-line one, is it?

0:26:390:26:43

All given over to the abdominal area?

0:26:430:26:45

Yeah, yeah, plus some of me backside probably.

0:26:450:26:48

You need to show that, so you see the full extent

0:26:480:26:50

of your external obliques but, my arse in Rod's hands, Martin, I feel

0:26:500:26:54

completely confident cos I've seen a load of his other stuff now.

0:26:540:26:57

Right. He went to Saint Martins. It's an art college.

0:26:570:26:59

I mean, he's in his 60s, you'd never tell and his CV's amazing.

0:26:590:27:03

Well, it's obvious, innit, with his background?

0:27:030:27:06

Yeah, yeah I'm not sure art's the first thing I think of

0:27:060:27:10

when I look at 'em.

0:27:100:27:12

I mean, they are very near the knuckle, aren't they?

0:27:120:27:15

What? Well, they're saucy. You know.

0:27:150:27:18

Bit, how's your father? They're pornographic! Porn!

0:27:180:27:21

Well, soft porn. I mean certainly the kind of stuff you, you know...

0:27:210:27:24

Oh, Jesus! What's the matter with you?

0:27:240:27:27

You've gone all northern, since you moved up here.

0:27:270:27:30

We're in the East Midlands.

0:27:300:27:31

Well, it's north if you've lived in Radlett!

0:27:310:27:33

And it's north in your head, all mucky and Readers Wives.

0:27:330:27:36

I just... I thought we shared a dream.

0:27:360:27:38

I thought we were buildin' a life together?

0:27:380:27:40

You're overreactin'.

0:27:400:27:41

No! I'm startin' to realise that this relationship is all one way!

0:27:410:27:45

With me doin' all the shorin' up and makin' all the sacrifices

0:27:450:27:48

and you, well, have you looked in a mirror recently?

0:27:480:27:50

Has it ever occurred to you, that you might like to be a bit

0:27:500:27:53

more grateful? Andrea...

0:27:530:27:54

Well, Martin, I'm sorry, facts are facts.

0:27:540:27:56

What about the first time you introduced me to Tony?

0:27:560:27:59

"You're punchin' a bit above your weight there, son, aren't you?"

0:27:590:28:02

Your own dad! He knew.

0:28:020:28:03

I remember him sayin' that, clear as day. Can't you?!

0:28:030:28:06

Yeah, I can. Yeah, well, then, Martin, you need to up your game!

0:28:080:28:11

So you're the chosen one, are you?

0:29:010:29:04

Hey! I'd sooner rather have mine.

0:29:040:29:06

Except Wendy's got that till hers is fixed.

0:29:060:29:08

Yeah, well, she'll crash that, so you'd better get familiar.

0:29:080:29:11

All right, lads. Can I have a quick word? Bob, you n'all.

0:29:110:29:15

Just to say I've got a bit of a request to make.

0:29:150:29:18

I need you all to check with Michelle, before you leave,

0:29:180:29:20

whether you're Friday or Monday for your CPC training.

0:29:200:29:23

Steven and Wendy... CPC?

0:29:230:29:24

Certificate of Professional Competency.

0:29:240:29:26

I know what it is. But I am competent. We all are.

0:29:260:29:29

Well, that isn't really the point. The point is ...

0:29:290:29:31

The thing is, Mart, I'm all for it.

0:29:310:29:33

There's some terrible truckers out there on the road.

0:29:330:29:35

Get them qualified to high heaven if you want my opinion,

0:29:350:29:38

I'm just sayin', I dun't need it. But we have to do it.

0:29:380:29:40

Big Tone never mentioned it.

0:29:400:29:42

Listen, I, I don't care what's been said or not, prior to now.

0:29:430:29:46

You know, the facts are, we have to be CPC qualified

0:29:460:29:49

by September 2014 or you can't drive a lorry.

0:29:490:29:52

So that's what we're going to do. OK?

0:29:520:29:55

Martin? It's your mum.

0:29:550:29:58

Oh, Martin! Do something. Quickly! Jesus.

0:30:090:30:11

All the neighbours have been looking. What did they say?

0:30:110:30:14

Rubbish! That he hadn't kept his payments up, but he never

0:30:140:30:16

did that sort of thing! He said, you saved and you bought it outright!

0:30:160:30:19

You got the paperwork for the car? I looked but couldn't find it.

0:30:190:30:22

They left these, but it's wrong. They're wrong, Martin!

0:30:220:30:25

No, no, they're not! Not if it's all written down in black and white.

0:30:250:30:29

But it says it's 11,000. That's what's owin'.

0:30:290:30:32

I can pay it.

0:30:320:30:33

I can get a banker's draft by the end of the day.

0:30:330:30:35

You'll have the car back by tomorrow. Thank God you came.

0:30:350:30:38

I couldn't bear it if they took his Bentley. I know.

0:30:380:30:40

He loved that car so much. I'm dealin' with it!

0:30:400:30:42

I'm sorry, but when I find the paperwork, I'll show you,

0:30:420:30:45

cos it's a mistake.

0:30:450:30:46

Apart from the fact your dad wouldn't make that sort of an error,

0:30:460:30:49

a business error. He wouldn't put me in this position.

0:30:490:30:52

He wouldn't do that to me, because he wasn't that sort of a man.

0:30:520:30:54

Michelle, it's me. Get 'em in. The wagons, all of 'em.

0:31:100:31:15

They're not insured.

0:31:150:31:17

Michelle, please, I... I just know.

0:31:190:31:23

Ey, what's going on? We've got a problem.

0:31:320:31:35

Yeah, we gathered that. Get straight back and be bloody careful.

0:31:350:31:38

So, what is it?

0:31:380:31:39

There's no insurance on the trucks. What?

0:31:390:31:42

Oh, bloody hell, Martin.

0:31:420:31:44

It's only just come to light. Literally! None of 'em are insured?

0:31:440:31:47

No, I am dealing with it.

0:31:470:31:49

But what about now? We can't drive 'em like this.

0:31:490:31:52

No, no, you can't, so, for the time being, you'll all have to go home.

0:31:520:31:56

EVERYONE: What? Look, I'm sorting it! Like I said.

0:31:560:31:59

There's not a bigger issue here, is there, you're not tellin' us about?

0:31:590:32:02

If we need to start lookin' for new jobs... No. No, you don't!

0:32:020:32:05

It's administrative. That's all. An oversight... An oversight!

0:32:050:32:08

You're tellin' me it is! I mean, it's one thing having to cope

0:32:080:32:10

with the bloody team buildin' bollocks

0:32:100:32:12

and all the gobbledegook about company ethos and that,

0:32:120:32:14

but sendin' us out in wagons that aren't insured,

0:32:140:32:17

it's purrin' our lives at risk.

0:32:170:32:19

Don't you dare talk to me about purrin' peoples' lives at risk!

0:32:190:32:21

Hey, Martin... No! I've had just about enough of this. Jesus!

0:32:210:32:24

I am tryin' to make this place work, for all of us,

0:32:240:32:27

and what support do I get? Bugger all!

0:32:270:32:29

Well, maybe if we trusted you a bit more. What?

0:32:290:32:32

Come on! Everybody.

0:32:320:32:34

No, you ask us to get behind you and why should we?

0:32:340:32:37

You've no track record that says that's a good idea, have you?

0:32:370:32:40

I'm sorry, mate. But it's true.

0:32:400:32:41

I mean what actual experience have you got?

0:32:410:32:43

You got a degree, you've read loads of books,

0:32:430:32:46

you've worked in the offices of a Marine logistics company, but you...

0:32:460:32:49

Movin' fish fingers. Cod. It was bulk cod!

0:32:490:32:51

You haven't run a yard, have you? An actual yard.

0:32:510:32:54

You 'aven't proved yourself.

0:32:540:32:56

It in't personal, Martin. We like you. We do!

0:32:560:33:00

It in't even your fault, really, footsteps you've been walkin' in.

0:33:000:33:04

Look, I'm sorry, but that is the elephant, innit? In the room.

0:33:040:33:09

Big Tone. I mean, we ain't wanted to say anything.

0:33:090:33:11

You've been in mournin' and fair enough.

0:33:110:33:14

But there comes a point when you have to admit these things

0:33:140:33:17

and bottom line is, you're not him.

0:33:170:33:19

And there's the proof. It's nowt to be ashamed of!

0:33:190:33:23

I mean, he was a one-off. Like, I dunno, like?

0:33:230:33:26

Pele. Like Pele.

0:33:260:33:28

So stop bangin' your head against the wall

0:33:280:33:31

and tryin' to do the impossible and let someone else have a go.

0:33:310:33:34

Someone more talented, I suppose.

0:33:340:33:38

Martin, it's exactly like your dad said once. Many are called.

0:33:390:33:43

But few are chosen.

0:33:430:33:45

Interrupts the signal from the sender unit to your tacho card.

0:34:080:34:12

Almost impossible to detect

0:34:120:34:13

and beautifully simple, allowing you to skip your breaks, endangerin'

0:34:130:34:17

public health and your own. You hypocrite.

0:34:170:34:19

So you can clatter through your round in half the time it should

0:34:190:34:22

normally take you, thus allowin' you to get home in double-quick time,

0:34:220:34:26

to do a bit of fishing!

0:34:260:34:27

I like to hang up me reflective jacket...

0:34:270:34:29

Don't insult me!

0:34:290:34:31

Don't insult my university crammed head with your bloody excuses.

0:34:310:34:34

Ping! Fastest man in the yard.

0:34:340:34:37

I couldn't bear to think that you'd actually do it.

0:34:370:34:40

Well, you won't from now on,

0:34:400:34:42

cos I don't employ drivers who I know run bent.

0:34:420:34:46

So go. Piss off!

0:34:460:34:49

You're fired!

0:34:490:34:50

Christ!

0:35:150:35:17

I've got some cough sweets.

0:35:170:35:18

What flavour are they?

0:35:220:35:24

Lime and menthol.

0:35:240:35:25

Yeah.

0:35:270:35:29

Martin? What? You need to calm down a bit.

0:35:360:35:39

I need to calm down?

0:35:390:35:41

You want to have a word with them, out there.

0:35:410:35:43

Judgin' people and jumpin' to conclusions.

0:35:430:35:46

It's not straightforward, this job. Nothin' is straightforward.

0:35:460:35:51

And they need to appreciate that!

0:35:510:35:53

Yeah, but they're worried, about the future,

0:35:530:35:56

which is why they're lashin' out.

0:35:560:35:57

It dun't mean they actually believe any of it.

0:35:570:35:59

But it's just the pressure.

0:35:590:36:01

Well, I've been under plenty of pressure, you haven't seen me do it.

0:36:010:36:05

No?

0:36:050:36:07

I'm sorry about that. I really am.

0:36:090:36:12

It's water under the bridge. But do you see my point?

0:36:120:36:15

When people are squeezed? They'll say anything, they'll do anything.

0:36:150:36:19

You need to get out of the office. What?

0:36:190:36:22

Cuppa. Walk.

0:36:220:36:25

Clear your head.

0:36:250:36:27

Come on, what do you fancy?

0:36:270:36:29

Yeah.

0:36:320:36:33

Yeah, you're right.

0:36:330:36:36

Can't see the wood for the trees.

0:36:360:36:39

Exactly.

0:36:390:36:41

I'll work from home.

0:36:420:36:43

I'll be able to think a bit better from there.

0:36:430:36:45

I'll call you if I need anything.

0:36:450:36:47

THUD FROM UPSTAIRS

0:37:150:37:18

Hello?

0:37:180:37:20

Hiya.

0:37:220:37:24

What you doing?

0:37:240:37:25

Oh, depilation unit. Electric.

0:37:250:37:27

Thought it made sense to have a mini suite up there,

0:37:270:37:29

you know, with the sunbed and all that. What's it for?

0:37:290:37:32

Hair removal. It will never replace the full body wax,

0:37:320:37:35

but, if you've not got time

0:37:350:37:37

and you got an important engagement coming up...

0:37:370:37:39

If I was offered a last minute PA, alongside a star of stage or screen.

0:37:390:37:43

As a fitness model? No! As an escort.

0:37:430:37:45

An escort!

0:37:450:37:47

Not that kind. God! Your mind's like a sewer.

0:37:470:37:49

As their plus one.

0:37:490:37:50

Rod said loads of girls he's worked with have done that.

0:37:500:37:53

National Television Awards, one of 'em, last year.

0:37:530:37:56

You're happy with that, are you? Why wouldn't I be? Money's great.

0:37:560:38:00

And it's fantastic exposure.

0:38:000:38:01

It's not that dirty up there, is it?

0:38:020:38:06

Er, yeah. How come, how come you're back, anyway?

0:38:060:38:09

Oh, I've got to work some stuff out with the bank.

0:38:090:38:11

Actually, I should get back to it. See you later.

0:38:110:38:14

Look... Look, Martin. There's summat... What?

0:38:140:38:17

..I need to say. Go on.

0:38:180:38:20

Well. There ain't no easy way, really.

0:38:200:38:23

I wanked him off.

0:38:230:38:24

What? Look, I don't want there to be no secrets between us.

0:38:260:38:29

That can damage a relationship.

0:38:290:38:30

Plus, it weren't like it meant anything anyway, so I did.

0:38:300:38:33

Rod. The shoot.

0:38:350:38:37

Ripped Abs?

0:38:370:38:39

That's... That's Monday.

0:38:420:38:44

Yeah, well, we shot it this morning. He couldn't wait.

0:38:440:38:46

But... Look, and it wasn't as if he were like,

0:38:460:38:48

"You have to do this to get on".

0:38:480:38:50

He'd already made phone calls and e-mailed people on my behalf,

0:38:500:38:53

so I'd got what I wanted. Plus, he isn't like that.

0:38:530:38:56

He's what I said, he's an artist.

0:38:560:38:58

It were more...

0:38:580:39:00

It just happened. Once we were naked, it just...

0:39:000:39:02

You were naked?! I told you. For me obliques.

0:39:020:39:06

Your backside. You said your backside!

0:39:060:39:08

Oh, grow up Martin!

0:39:080:39:09

Your arse, your fanny. There's not a lot between 'em. Literally.

0:39:090:39:12

The point being, once I was naked,

0:39:120:39:14

it became apparent he was aroused and it just, it just seemed rude.

0:39:140:39:18

What did? Well, to leave him like that.

0:39:180:39:20

It seemed the polite thing to do. To wank him off!

0:39:200:39:23

Hey! I could have shagged him to get him across the line!

0:39:230:39:26

You shouldn't have done anything! Just said,

0:39:260:39:28

"Thank you very much," turned and walked out.

0:39:280:39:30

And never heard from him ever again?!

0:39:300:39:32

You struck a deal!

0:39:340:39:35

Of course I bloody did. What else do you expect me to do, Martin?!

0:39:350:39:40

Jesus! What did we talk about last night?

0:39:400:39:42

About you supporting me, eh? You...

0:39:420:39:44

It meant nothing, I said. And it goes on.

0:39:440:39:46

Of course it goes on. It's the world we live in!

0:39:460:39:48

So you just have to accept it! Accept it? Yes!

0:39:480:39:52

And remember this, you're a long time dead.

0:39:520:39:54

And once you are, there's nothing.

0:39:540:39:56

No feeling, no taste.

0:39:560:39:57

No sodding' hand shandies, nothing!

0:39:570:40:00

That means the time that you do get, you have got to make good,

0:40:000:40:03

by any means.

0:40:030:40:04

Your understanding of good might be different to mine, but I doubt it.

0:40:040:40:07

Nice house, nice car, kids in private school.

0:40:070:40:10

How else do you measure it? There is no other way!

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And I want that. I want happiness. Real happiness.

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And so do you. Only you're too scared to admit it.

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And too scared to do what's required to get it.

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Well, I'm not.

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I wanked him off for the both of us!

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MUSIC BUILDS

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Jesus!

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DOOR SLAMS

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'Martin? Is that you?'

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What were you doing?

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We've never looked, have we? Even after he... He died, we...

0:41:480:41:52

The only thing you'll find up there is mice.

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Your dad went up when we first moved in.

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Said there were droppings and nests and all sorts.

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No. no. I didn't see any of them.

0:42:000:42:03

I am still looking. That stuff. About the Bentley. I...

0:42:030:42:06

Just forget it.

0:42:060:42:08

I... I've sent them the money and you've got the car. Thank you.

0:42:080:42:12

Can you afford it? I don't want to leave you short. You won't.

0:42:120:42:15

Your dad used to fret about that. Whether you were tough enough.

0:42:150:42:18

In business. He'd say, "He's too soft.

0:42:180:42:21

"He cares too much what people think of him."

0:42:210:42:23

What's wrong?

0:42:250:42:26

Nothing. Er... Come 'ere. Come on.

0:42:280:42:31

I get like that sometimes when I think of him.

0:42:340:42:37

You know I do.

0:42:370:42:38

The thing is, Mum, he, er...

0:42:400:42:42

Ah, fuck it! Martin!

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I'm sorry. I've got to get going.

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Yes? Are you Joanna? Henderson?

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Why? Did, did you know a Tony Banks?

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No. Who are you?

0:43:390:43:42

I'm sorry.

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I found your name in a book he kept

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along with a record of some payments.

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This is him.

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No. That's...

0:43:520:43:54

That's Tony Bentley.

0:43:540:43:55

Who are you?

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What are you doing here? What's happened to him?

0:43:570:44:00

Tell me who you are!

0:44:000:44:02

I've got bad news.

0:44:040:44:06

Oh, God. Erm, I'll get my mum.

0:44:060:44:08

What? My mum. She needs to know. But...

0:44:080:44:11

I'm his daughter!

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Mum! Mum!

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SOFT MUSIC

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You all right?

0:45:050:45:07

Yeah, fine. Thanks.

0:45:070:45:08

What's the matter?

0:45:140:45:16

Nothing. Really, I ...

0:45:160:45:18

Christ! It's not your heart, is it?

0:45:180:45:21

Mal said we should get one of those defibrillator things.

0:45:210:45:23

All the fried food truckers eat.

0:45:230:45:25

Martin?

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Tell me what's going on.

0:45:290:45:30

Please. You're scaring me.

0:45:330:45:35

Sorry. Erm...

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Not really leading from the front, is it, this?

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It's me dad!

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I mean, you, you were right about him, he's bent.

0:45:470:45:51

As a two bob bit. Only in everything, not just in business.

0:45:510:45:55

He's got another wife.

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And a daughter.

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They're the ones I know about anyway.

0:46:010:46:04

There's a couple more names in here, actually. So...

0:46:040:46:07

You never know, do you?

0:46:070:46:10

It's a shocker, innit?

0:46:100:46:12

Don't tell anyone else, will you, just...?

0:46:130:46:16

In case my mum finds out.

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I won't.

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What a bastard.

0:46:200:46:21

I mean. What a bastard!

0:46:210:46:24

He's got an office. Another one. In the loft at home.

0:46:260:46:31

Yeah, in the loft! That's so him, that is.

0:46:320:46:36

That is the REAL him. It's so small and grubby, and...

0:46:360:46:40

Anyway, it's all up there.

0:46:410:46:43

All his cheating and his deceit, and his other life.

0:46:430:46:48

I'm so sorry.

0:46:510:46:52

Follow a God, you are always going to disappoint by comparison,

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aren't you?

0:46:560:46:57

I worshipped him, Michelle!

0:46:580:47:00

I adored him.

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And when he died, the only thing that I could think of was,

0:47:020:47:04

"Could I do it?

0:47:040:47:07

"Could I measure up?"

0:47:070:47:08

You know what he said to me mum?

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That I worry too much about what other people thought of me.

0:47:110:47:14

That was the air HE breathed.

0:47:150:47:18

His wagon and his car and his house and his son at university,

0:47:180:47:24

and that's why he was so fucking corrupt!

0:47:240:47:26

Because image was all he cared about.

0:47:260:47:30

The outside.

0:47:300:47:32

Never mind what he was on the inside!

0:47:320:47:35

He didn't give a shit about anyone!

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But himself.

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And I never saw it.

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Not a thing.

0:47:440:47:45

What am I going to do now?

0:47:490:47:51

I'm the lad that wanted to be Big Tone and now...

0:47:510:47:56

Who will I be?

0:47:570:47:58

Yourself.

0:48:010:48:02

What?

0:48:020:48:04

Be Martin?

0:48:040:48:06

He's a good bloke. I think.

0:48:060:48:09

He's smart and he's hardworking and he's putting everything right here.

0:48:100:48:16

There's got to be something in that?

0:48:160:48:18

A sort of freedom.

0:48:180:48:20

You don't have to follow anyone. Good or bad. Just...

0:48:200:48:24

Do what feels right.

0:48:260:48:27

Hey! The boy from Banks'. To what do we owe the pleasure?

0:48:420:48:45

Whatever deal you had with me dad. I won't do it.

0:48:450:48:49

Everything goes through the books.

0:48:490:48:50

And it's money transfer or cheque. Cash won't go.

0:48:500:48:53

What you talking about? You're dealing with me now.

0:48:530:48:56

Which means, you won't get backhanders for MOT certificates

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for vehicles which aren't roadworthy.

0:48:590:49:01

Nor will I expect invoices for top-of-the-range tyres

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when I get remoulds.

0:49:030:49:05

Handy for business expenses, I'm sure, but not so great

0:49:050:49:08

for my lads out in the wet, eh?

0:49:080:49:09

Those are my terms. Or I won't do business with you.

0:49:090:49:13

You know what?

0:49:170:49:19

I won't do business with you anyway. I'll go somewhere else.

0:49:190:49:22

Somewhere else?

0:49:220:49:24

There are other garages, Micky.

0:49:240:49:26

Yeah, but not as cheap as us!

0:49:260:49:27

I think we've found something we can agree on at last.

0:49:270:49:30

What you watching?

0:50:010:50:02

Wildlife Of The Serengeti. Magnificent.

0:50:050:50:08

I let meself in. It's all right.

0:50:190:50:21

Steven's...? Not back yet.

0:50:210:50:24

So anyway, I want to unsack you.

0:50:270:50:30

Eh?

0:50:300:50:32

Yeah, I want to reinstate you.

0:50:320:50:34

If you'll come? Why?

0:50:340:50:35

Why?

0:50:350:50:37

Because I'm in charge. What I say goes.

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So, we'll call it a final warning, eh?

0:50:410:50:45

Yeah. We're having them.

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Only I know you won't let me down again.

0:50:480:50:50

Now that I've asked you nicely.

0:50:500:50:53

Hey!

0:51:260:51:28

Sit down. I'm not stopping.

0:51:280:51:30

What's wrong?

0:51:390:51:40

I've been thinking, about what you said. And?

0:51:420:51:45

I want to split up. What?

0:51:470:51:50

Yeah, I'm going stop somewhere tonight and I want you to move out.

0:51:500:51:53

Why?!

0:51:530:51:54

I don't like you.

0:51:570:51:58

I'm sorry, but I don't.

0:52:010:52:03

I really don't.

0:52:030:52:04

You're not kind.

0:52:060:52:08

And I hate it.

0:52:090:52:10

If we are a long time dead, then,

0:52:130:52:15

I want my last thoughts to be for the people that I've loved

0:52:150:52:18

and cherished and helped and who've done the same for me

0:52:180:52:21

and have made it seems like we were better than just animals.

0:52:210:52:25

I'll take that into the blackness.

0:52:260:52:27

I don't give a fuck about the trappings.

0:52:290:52:31

That's not the measure of a good life. This is.

0:52:310:52:34

What's in here.

0:52:340:52:35

And you haven't got anything.

0:52:390:52:40

Who you texting? Caroline. Tell her the bad news.

0:53:300:53:34

Oh! I thought it were a sex line.

0:53:340:53:36

You know, cheer yourself up. It's what most people'd do.

0:53:360:53:40

What, you do? Nah. I prefer the real thing.

0:53:400:53:44

Dad! What you doing here? I'm with her.

0:53:460:53:49

I'm rounding everyone up to go and say sorry to Martin.

0:53:490:53:52

What for? For not backing him. How he wanted.

0:53:520:53:56

He sacked Malachi. No, he didn't!

0:53:560:53:57

Well, he did, obviously. But he reinstated him.

0:53:570:54:01

That's why he's here. Hurry up with that.

0:54:010:54:04

Right. Point being, Martin was man enough to admit

0:54:040:54:06

when he'd made the wrong decision.

0:54:060:54:08

Which is what you've got to do. I'm not sure we have, have we?

0:54:080:54:11

Yes! Because he is the right bloke to be in charge down that yard!

0:54:110:54:15

He put his heart and soul into this company and we've got to support him.

0:54:150:54:19

How he's supported us!

0:54:190:54:20

Given we're sitting here without trucks to drive, I'm not sure...

0:54:200:54:23

That wasn't his fault, apparently. So whose was it, then?

0:54:230:54:26

I can't say. Well, I shouldn't say.

0:54:280:54:31

It's private stuff. Personal. Oh, that's handy.

0:54:310:54:34

I'm telling you the truth!

0:54:340:54:35

He WEREN'T to blame, but now he's fighting tooth and nail

0:54:350:54:38

to put it right.

0:54:380:54:39

We needed cash, a lot of it,

0:54:390:54:42

to straighten out the problems we've been having and...

0:54:420:54:44

He's put his own house up against the business to do it.

0:54:440:54:48

Why didn't he say?

0:54:490:54:51

I suspect he thought there was no point,

0:54:510:54:53

the way you've rubbished everything else he's done.

0:54:530:54:56

Look. Maybe Martin lacks Tony's instant charm

0:54:560:55:00

and maybe does do things a little bit more by the book,

0:55:000:55:03

with the odd thing he's heard from The Apprentice thrown in,

0:55:030:55:06

but that don't mean he's not passionate and he don't care,

0:55:060:55:09

and he ain't got your best interests 100% at heart.

0:55:090:55:13

He has.

0:55:130:55:14

He just likes to go about it a bit more...low key.

0:55:140:55:18

Burn.

0:55:250:55:27

Burn, you bastard!

0:55:270:55:29

Go on you wood veneered, 13-litre,

0:55:310:55:35

inline, six cylinder sarcophagus!

0:55:350:55:37

Die! You useless heap of...

0:55:380:55:41

Oh, shit!

0:55:410:55:42

It caught fire.

0:56:240:56:25

It was me dad's.

0:56:340:56:35

Martin!

0:56:460:56:48

Martin! We'll see you tomorrow, yeah?

0:56:480:56:51

We're all standing by.

0:56:510:56:52

You just tell us and we'll come.

0:56:520:56:54

Hello, Hannah. Steven.

0:57:120:57:14

I thought you'd stopped with all this.

0:57:140:57:17

It's my Achilles heel, you know, only I've got an Achilles dick.

0:57:170:57:20

Oh, I shag, therefore I am.

0:57:200:57:22

They're my children. Dad!

0:57:220:57:24

We're meant to be together.

0:57:240:57:25

All you're going to do is ruin them boys.

0:57:250:57:28

And that's why I don't want my boys seeing you again.

0:57:280:57:31

GLASS SMASHES

0:57:310:57:33

Band of Brothers.

0:57:330:57:34

As long as it still seems like that to you.

0:57:340:57:36

I hope she was worth it. He was.

0:57:360:57:38

I need the police. I need to talk to the police!

0:57:380:57:41

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