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-Hey, love.

-Mum? What are you doing here?

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I'm out. I wanted to see you.

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Mum, I've got loads of work to do.

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I'm doing my exams to get into uni.

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If you think that I'm going to let you walk around school looking like a...

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I know everything about you.

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And this...

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this is not going to happen.

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Yes! Who designed this? It's brilliant.

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I think the clue is in the name. Chalk and Cheese.

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I need somewhere to stay. Just for tonight, all right?

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No, Mum. I'm not having this.

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This game of yours, I think it's brilliant.

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Thanks Miss, I just...

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I think we should be partners.

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I want to help you sell it.

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You're engaged?

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Look, take my advice. End it now, before it's too late.

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I think we should get married as soon as possible.

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What do you think?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Imogen? Imogen? What's wrong?

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Nothing. Nothing's wrong.

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You sounded upset when you called.

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Not upset, excited. At least I will be if you are.

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You're freaking me out now.

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Connor Mulgrew, will you marry me?

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I already asked you and you said yes.

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Will you marry me today? The registry office called.

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They've had a cancellation for this afternoon.

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It's ours if we want it.

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Or we could wait.

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-I mean, if you think it's too soon...

-Yes.

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My answer's yes.

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Right, I'm off.

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The PRU's putting on some extra prep lessons for our exams this afternoon.

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What's wrong? You look terrible.

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Just this flaming cold. It's just making me a bit breathless.

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Look, if you're this poorly, we should tell Maggie.

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No way. She'll have me out on my ear.

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Right, I'm ringing a doctor.

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No. It's just a chest infection.

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It'll be fine with some antibiotics and that can wait until after your exam.

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Right, if you're sure.

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See?

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You just concentrate on getting them qualifications

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and then we'll set up a nice place on our own.

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Near that uni that you're so keen on.

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Rhiannon? You know antibiotics?

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Yeah, I had them for cystitis once.

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Infection up your wee hole.

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-Eww!

-Tell me about it.

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So how do you get it?

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Sex, mainly.

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No, I mean the tablets. Do you get it from the chemist or something?

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Doctors, why?

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Don't tell me you're trying to get out the exam and all?

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Maybe.

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You're crazy. If I'd revised as much as you I'd be laughing.

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Don't jinx me. I could still fail, you know.

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After all that extra tutoring from Boston? No way.

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You'll ace it.

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# That girl's in love with you

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# That girl's in love with you

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# I know that you're too blind to see

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# I know that it's so pla-a-a-in to see

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# That girl's in love with you

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# So madly... #

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, come on. She can leave a message.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hi, Lorraine, it's Christine.

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No, I'm sorry, he's in the shower right now.

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I'll get him to call you back.

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You shouldn't have done that.

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She needs to realise you have a private life.

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Private being the operative word.

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I have to go.

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Sure.

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My head's spinning.

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I can't believe I've finally spoke to the doctor about it.

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Whatever you decide about seeing this counsellor,

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you know I'm here for you, don't you?

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Thanks, sis.

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You sure you'll be OK with me if I, you know, decide to go ahead?

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My little sister becoming my little brother.

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It's kind of weird, but it's exciting. I'm in if you're in.

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I just wish everyone felt like that.

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Barry will come round eventually.

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INAUDIBLE CHAT

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I got your text. Can't believe it.

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Your mother is going to go ballistic.

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Well, hopefully she won't find out. Look, listen -

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we need a witness each, though - and I was hoping you'd be mine.

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What? Like a maid of honour.

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Kev, you're my best mate, and I want you to be my best man,

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if you're up for it.

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You're sure this is what you want, aren't you?

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Yeah, I just wish I didn't have to lie to Mum.

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See you later.

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Kev, this came this morning.

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I thought you might like to have a look.

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It's legal. I'm officially Kevin Chalk!

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Big Mr Chalk.

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Chalky.

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Rhiannon, did you see Mr Budgen this morning?

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He looked like death warmed up.

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Why are you so bothered?

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It's just... I know what it's like when old people get sick.

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Mrs B's been stressing about it, and she wouldn't if it wasn't serious.

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Look, I've got enough on my plate as it is.

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These exams have had me up all night spewing

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and if it's not that end it's the other.

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Oh!

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OK. So today's the big day.

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Now this exam counts for 70% of your final grade so I want us

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to approach it armed and ready.

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Now you're as prepared as you can be, so we're just going to run

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through the main topics and questions that might come up

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in the exam, and we're going to put the revision to one side now.

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-Twist my arm.

-If you don't know it now, you don't know it.

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She doesn't know it.

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Shut it, you.

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Barry - you are lucky to still be at school.

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and you are taking this exam next year, if you're still here.

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If you continue to behave like a thug, you'll have run out of lives, mate.

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I'm sorry.

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Nikki?

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Yeah.

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You can give it all that, but you're going to fail your exams as bad as me when it's your turn.

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That's what you think.

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The exam answers. Well, the multiple choice ones anyway.

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Where did you get them?

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I've got contacts. The point is, they're yours for 20 quid.

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-I don't have that much money on me.

-Find it.

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The offer stands till break or I'll flog them to someone else.

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Hello, everyone.

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I thought you'd all like to see the new Waterloo Road prospectus.

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Hot off the press and it's all about the success of the PRU so far.

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Here, Jodie.

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I bet you never thought you'd be a cover girl. Well done.

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Result or what?

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Jodie deserves to be on the cover. Her commitment has been amazing.

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Nikki tells me she's going to get a place on a teacher training course if she pulls it out the bag.

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Who'd have thought that gobby little wind-up merchant from two years ago would want to be one of us?

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Maybe it's because we make it look so easy.

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Well, she is exactly what the Pupil Referral Unit is all about.

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And if Jodie gets the results we think she will, it's going to help us double our applicants.

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Grantly?

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I'm just going to get some water, thank you.

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So, any plans for the holidays?

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Er, nothing concrete.

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Connor and Imogen seem joined at the hip these days.

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-It must be hard to pin him down.

-Tell me about it.

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They're awful young to be getting so serious, and anything I say is just taken as a criticism.

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It will all work itself out. It usually does.

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All right everyone, look, I know it's the last day of term,

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but if we could help out the English department with a little bit of quiet during their AS exams.

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Thank you, Michael.

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Any other business, Lorraine?

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Oh, you tell me, I've been away all week.

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Any other office romances on the go?

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-Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a secret.

-It's not.

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Er, what isn't?

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Michael and Christine.

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Good god!

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-You never said.

-You kept that quiet.

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It's really nothing to be keeping quiet about.

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Christine and I have just become very good friends, that's all.

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So you can nip the salacious gossip in the bud and rest assured

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-we'll be the first to inform you if there are any developments.

-If you say so.

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I do.

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SCHOOL BELL

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Sonya? Get me 20 copies of the front cover blown up to poster size, all right?

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Yeah. OK.

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Sorry to interrupt. Just here to update Kevin's personal details.

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-My name.

-I was going to come and find you, actually.

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I've asked my head of development at Cybertainment, Julian Styles,

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to come down this afternoon and discuss your game.

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-Told you it was good, didn't I?

-Only it's our game. Mine and Daniel's.

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-Right.

-It doesn't matter, does it?

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Course it does. We designed Chalk and Cheese together.

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There should be a health warning on that.

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-I've got repetitive strain injury, ain't I?

-Sonya.

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I think the best way to sell this game to Julian is to have

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Kevin as the face of the brand.

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You know, cute, young school boy designs killer software.

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-Geek chic, that kind of thing.

-Totally.

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Yeah, so I think we're going to stand a better chance

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if it's just Kevin who meets Julian in the first instance.

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No. We come as a pair. Chalk and Chalk.

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It's all legal.

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The thing is Julian is all about the people behind the product and...

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It's fine, Miss Donegan.

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-I didn't want to go to the meeting anyway.

-Right.

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I'll get back to class.

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So, two o'clock this afternoon, all right?

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I said no. Not without Daniel.

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Christine?

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Look, sorry about Lorraine. I had no idea she'd blurt things out like that.

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What's to be sorry for?

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According to you she was wrong anyway.

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Oh, come on. She caught me on the hop.

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I just thought I should play it down.

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I don't want her having an opinion about my personal life as well as my work.

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It wasn't against the rules to go out with a colleague last time I looked.

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I'm the head teacher.

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I need to be professional.

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Right,

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so it isn't professional to go out with a recovering alcoholic, is that it?

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No, of course not. I mean, yes, it is professional.

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It's just early days, that's all.

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Well, obviously earlier than I thought.

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Fine, I understand.

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Work comes first.

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Maybe it's best if we spend some time apart.

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-Christine, come on.

-No, you come on.

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If you can't handle being seen with me, then that's fine - but make your mind up, will you?

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I don't intend to be anyone's guilty secret.

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Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.

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No, no, you didn't.

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Michael was just leaving.

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Thank you.

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So are you and Michael an item?

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Well, you heard him. it's too soon to say.

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Well, it's probably best to be cautious, isn't it?

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Anyway, I've been thinking about you and Connor.

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Maybe you need to get away for a bit.

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That's not such a bad idea.

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Well, I myself am going to Africa for the break.

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Church trip to Malawi.

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That sounds exciting.

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Doesn't it, though?

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The flights are all a block booking so they're very reasonable. Everything else is thrown in.

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Change of scenery might do you the world of good.

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Why don't you think about it?

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You know Audrey, you might be right.

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Fabulous. I will catch up with you later.

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I can go even though I'm bursting.

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I've got an ache in my abdomen right above my pubic bone.

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Well, it certainly does sound like cystitis. Are you sexually active?

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No, but I do use tampons and, you know,

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they can spread bacterial infections.

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You are well informed.

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I've had it before. So, can I get some antibiotics?

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I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to prescribe medicines here.

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Why've you got that, then?

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Look, get Mrs Budgen to book you an emergency appointment with your GP.

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Take this, though, with a glass of water, and it should help to relieve the symptoms in the meantime, OK?

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Please, I just really need some antibiotics.

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Mr Budgen?

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Do you have a moment?

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Is it urgent? I'm with a pupil.

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I'm just feeling a bit fluey, and thought

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perhaps I should, well, just have a check-up.

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OK. Don't you have a GP?

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Jodie Allan. Just when I thought you'd changed your ways.

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Hey.

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What's that?

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Nothing.

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-We're supposed to be studying for this afternoon.

-I am. For later this afternoon.

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I'm doing my vows.

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I wrote mine the night you proposed.

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Put her down, Connor. You've got her for the rest of your life.

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Right now, she's mine and we've got a wedding to plan, and you are not getting married dressed like that.

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-It doesn't matter what I wear.

-Really?

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-You want to get married looking like a bag lady on your wedding day?

-Cheers.

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OK, Connor. Right, OK, I get that you're all loved up

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and I'm glad that you're happy and all that, but you are going

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-to spend a bit of time with your old mum over the holidays, aren't you?

-Course I am.

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That's if you're not with Mr Byrne.

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Well, actually I think that's on hold for now.

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Oh, sorry.

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I just think it's important to make sure

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we don't lose sight of each other after everything that's happened regardless of our relationships.

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We've still got each other, Mum.

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Me and Imogen, we're not going to change that.

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Then we're agreed.

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You heard her. She doesn't want me there.

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Who cares what she wants? It's our game to sell.

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Probably put the kibosh on it anyway.

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How?

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It's like Miss Donegan said - it's all about the people behind the product, Kev,

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and I've never been any good at interviews.

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Just be yourself.

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That is myself.

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I'm the bloke that freezes when he's put on the spot.

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The only reason I only got this job because Mr Byrne took pity on me.

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Well, maybe. You're the best person I know.

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That's cause you had a bad start in life.

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Yeah, so did you, and that is what this is about.

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You don't think you're worth anything because of what happened growing up.

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Well, maybe that's part of it, Sigmund.

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Either way, I've not been invited to that meeting and I'm not going.

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Yeah, well then, neither am I.

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What about Chalk and Cheese?

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It's a laugh, but I'm not going to sell it

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-if it means selling you out at the same time.

-Yeah, but...

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This just isn't you, Jodie.

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Someone else involved?

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On the day of the biggest exam of your life, you decide to steal

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a prescription pad. What on earth for?

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To get drugs to sell, obviously.

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Jodie, I'm disappointed.

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I'm sorry, all right.

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No, I don't buy it.

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You know how important today is both for yourself and the PRU.

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In fact, you are facing exclusion if you can't explain yourself.

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No, I really want to sit this exam.

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Well, there's precious little chance of that now, Jodie.

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I want to see Mr Byrne now.

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Well, you'll have to wait. What's it about anyway?

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Barry's just done me over 20 quid.

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-How's that?

-He's sold me the answers to an exam.

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Only what he never said before he took my cash was it weren't my exam. Some exam from last year.

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Look at the dates right here and it's not even poetry.

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Have you heard yourself?

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Barry said a deal's a deal, and he never even specified what exam it was anyway.

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But I reckon that counts as theft and Mr Byrne said the school's

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policy on thieving is zero tolerance.

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And what do you reckon the school's policy is on cheating, eh?

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Yeah, but there ain't going to be any cheating now, is there? Thanks to Barry.

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You've got the fear.

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I was always the same before an exam.

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You've got to harness that nervous energy.

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If you can't get rid it you've got to make it work for you.

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What's happened?

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Well, it ain't for me to say, but I'm pretty sure there's a zero tolerance

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policy against nicking prescriptions from the school nurse and all!

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Mr Byrne?

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Yes, Rhiannon, what is it?

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I were worried about Scout.

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Do you know something about this?

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Mum?

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Mum, I've messed it all up.

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Mum?

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Mum!

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Now each group needs to devise a campaign based on the three media.

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Now radio's a sound medium,

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so how do you show a consumer a product that they can't see?

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You describe it.

0:21:030:21:05

Yeah, you write a script. What else?

0:21:050:21:07

-Use sound effects.

-Good.

0:21:070:21:10

Now, whatever medium you're working in, it's the content that's important,

0:21:100:21:14

how to sell something. Finding its USP, its unique selling point.

0:21:140:21:17

What do you think, Kacey?

0:21:170:21:18

Or have you already done your campaign?

0:21:180:21:21

Sorry. Sorry.

0:21:210:21:25

We all get distracted from time to time.

0:21:250:21:29

No more so than an audience during adverts,

0:21:290:21:31

so a vital part of this exercise is how to hold the consumer's attention.

0:21:310:21:36

Get yourselves into groups of three and four, please.

0:21:360:21:39

Anything missing?

0:21:440:21:46

Every drawer has been gone through.

0:21:460:21:48

And my locket from Grantly's gone.

0:21:480:21:51

I knew it. She's done a runner. She's probably taken everyone else's stuff and all.

0:21:510:21:54

She was sleeping rough, I had no choice.

0:21:540:21:56

I'm so sorry.

0:21:560:21:57

It's not your fault.

0:21:570:21:59

Yeah, it is. It's all my fault.

0:21:590:22:00

I should never have let her in.

0:22:000:22:02

-I'm calling the police.

-No, please. She'll have flogged it by the time the police pick her up - I know her.

0:22:020:22:06

-But if I can find her, I can make her give you your stuff Back.

-She could be anywhere by now.

0:22:060:22:11

She's ain't had enough time to go far.

0:22:110:22:14

Jodie!

0:22:140:22:16

-No!

-It'll be quicker if I drive.

0:22:180:22:21

Get back to the school and let Nikki know what's going on.

0:22:210:22:24

I'll try and get her back before the exam. Bus station?

0:22:240:22:27

No, she wouldn't waste money. She'll be hitching a lift.

0:22:270:22:30

I felt bad for intruding, but thank you,

0:22:370:22:40

at least I know what's on Kacey's mind.

0:22:400:22:43

Can't be easy for her.

0:22:430:22:44

I've been impressed by how mature her classmates have been.

0:22:440:22:47

Dread to think the teasing and bullying she'd have faced in my day.

0:22:470:22:50

Well, we should all keep an eye on her. She's going to need our support.

0:22:500:22:55

I'm only doing this so Kevin takes the opportunity. He's a stubborn one.

0:22:550:22:59

He sure is.

0:22:590:23:00

I just hope you're not shooting yourself in the foot.

0:23:000:23:03

No offence, Daniel. See you at the meeting, then.

0:23:030:23:06

She just wants you to have the best chance of selling the game.

0:23:100:23:13

She just wants a cut of the deal.

0:23:130:23:15

She knows what she's talking about.

0:23:150:23:17

If she knows so much, maybe she should write some killer software herself.

0:23:170:23:21

Look, I just don't want to let you down.

0:23:210:23:23

Well, you are, all right?

0:23:230:23:25

When I got that letter this morning, I was made up.

0:23:270:23:30

I got your name. You're my role model.

0:23:300:23:35

Don't be so stupid.

0:23:350:23:36

OK then, my dad.

0:23:360:23:40

You taught me to be confident in myself, for who I am - not who I was.

0:23:400:23:46

So, if you knew all that about how to help me get over stuff,

0:23:460:23:50

how can you be the massive loser that you're making yourself out to be?

0:23:500:23:56

We're in this together now.

0:23:560:23:57

Chalky?

0:24:000:24:01

Aw, sorry. I just fell asleep for a minute there, what were you saying?

0:24:030:24:07

You're a good lad - but not good enough.

0:24:070:24:09

Mum! Stop.

0:24:170:24:19

How could you? I trusted you.

0:24:250:24:27

I should have known better cos you're a liar and a thief.

0:24:270:24:29

I wish you were dead.

0:24:290:24:31

I was just trying to find us somewhere to stay.

0:24:310:24:35

You're a liar. I nearly got excluded for you.

0:24:350:24:38

Jodie, get off her.

0:24:380:24:39

-No! This is between me and her.

-Jodie!

0:24:390:24:41

Call an ambulance. Do it.

0:24:460:24:48

Mrs Allen, try to take a breath, OK?

0:24:500:24:52

SIREN

0:24:520:24:53

What's wrong with me that I keep believing her every flipping time?

0:24:560:24:59

Well, she's your mother. It's natural you'd want to believe her.

0:24:590:25:02

All I want is to nail this exam, get into uni,

0:25:020:25:05

and get as far away from her as possible, and I was so close.

0:25:050:25:08

It's just...

0:25:080:25:10

Look, Jodie, you've got your mother to where you need her to be. All right?

0:25:120:25:16

And The exam hasn't even started yet.

0:25:160:25:21

OK?

0:25:210:25:22

I'll let the school know that you'll be back soon, if that's what you want.

0:25:230:25:26

Doctor?

0:25:280:25:30

Why do you keep stealing?

0:25:380:25:40

GRANTLY GROANS

0:25:570:25:59

You all right, Grantly?

0:26:010:26:05

Just trying to get some rest before the exam.

0:26:050:26:08

Three hours on your feet, watching, takes it out of you.

0:26:080:26:15

Christine.

0:26:150:26:16

SHE SPEAKS AFRICAN LANGUAGE

0:26:210:26:23

Sorry?

0:26:270:26:28

SHE SPEAKS AFRICAN LANGUAGE

0:26:280:26:30

It's Nyanja. It's the language they speak in Malawi.

0:26:300:26:36

Very exotic.

0:26:370:26:38

Well, actually, it just means "where's the toilet?"

0:26:380:26:41

But that's always the most vital thing to know

0:26:410:26:43

when you're travelling in a foreign country, I think.

0:26:430:26:45

Well, It's just as well I already speak a bit of French.

0:26:450:26:48

Sorry? I don't follow.

0:26:480:26:51

I took your advice.

0:26:510:26:53

I booked tickets to Paris for me and Connor.

0:26:530:26:55

Well, that is good news.

0:26:580:27:01

Oh, what is the point?

0:27:010:27:04

Coffee?

0:27:070:27:08

Yes, thanks.

0:27:080:27:10

No, don't, Mum.

0:27:480:27:49

I know that you don't believe me.

0:27:580:28:02

But I swear I wasn't running from you.

0:28:040:28:08

And yeah, I nicked a few things...

0:28:090:28:14

..but it's only cos I needed money for a deposit on a flat.

0:28:160:28:23

It's OK. I found the listings.

0:28:230:28:26

You picked some nice places.

0:28:280:28:30

Not that we could afford any of them though.

0:28:300:28:34

I called one of them.

0:28:340:28:38

He said he wouldn't rule out benefits.

0:28:380:28:43

As long as I had a deposit.

0:28:440:28:47

Anyway, I planned on getting a job

0:28:500:28:55

once I felt a bit better.

0:28:550:28:57

You still can.

0:28:570:28:59

We'll talk about it when you're out of here, yeah?

0:28:590:29:02

I love you, babe.

0:29:110:29:13

I love you, too.

0:29:150:29:17

I always did, even when I kicked off.

0:29:170:29:22

Well, no wonder you kicked off.

0:29:220:29:25

Where was I when you needed me? I'm here now.

0:29:260:29:30

And we'll get that flat, you wait and see.

0:29:320:29:35

You, me...

0:29:360:29:40

..and Liam.

0:29:410:29:42

Daniel, Kevin - this is Julian Styles, Cybertainment's head of development.

0:30:000:30:05

-Pleased to meet you.

-Come and take a seat.

0:30:050:30:07

So, Kevin, Julian's been playing Chalk and Cheese since I sent it over to him.

0:30:080:30:12

-It's addictive, which is a good thing in our business.

-Wicked.

0:30:120:30:15

Lorraine tells me it's gone endemic in this area,

0:30:150:30:17

beyond the school even.

0:30:170:30:20

So, tell me about it - what's the genesis?

0:30:200:30:24

Eh, yes.

0:30:240:30:26

Hello, I'm Daniel - er, Chalk and, um...

0:30:260:30:30

er, Kevin designed this great graphic

0:30:300:30:35

for a mouse which, er...

0:30:350:30:38

We, er, well, we came up with the idea,

0:30:420:30:44

uploaded it to the app market, and it just kind of took off from there.

0:30:440:30:49

Daniel's been working on some themed versions.

0:30:490:30:53

Yeah, well, there's Christmas obviously.

0:30:530:30:56

And we've got one for St Patrick's Day, but they're not quite ready yet.

0:30:560:31:00

-Tell them about the Valentine's Day one.

-That's where the cheese is heart-shaped

0:31:000:31:04

and there's a different story to each level like the one where Chalk has got

0:31:040:31:08

to avoid the cheese devils to get to his romantic dinner date.

0:31:080:31:11

Actually, that's pretty smart. Good for the female market, yeah?

0:31:110:31:15

Well, the date is this very pretty girl mouse called Cheeky.

0:31:150:31:20

She sits at the top of the screen tapping her watch.

0:31:200:31:23

And the dinner is macaroni cheese - only the macaroni keeps

0:31:230:31:27

jumping out the pan, so Chalk has to round it up on his way through.

0:31:270:31:31

That's cute.

0:31:310:31:32

Connor, Connor. Guess what?

0:31:370:31:40

I've booked us tickets for Paris. We fly tonight!

0:31:400:31:44

What?

0:31:440:31:46

I wanted it to be a surprise, so I nipped home and packed our things.

0:31:460:31:49

A taxi will take us straight to the airport after the exam.

0:31:490:31:52

Mum, you should have asked me. I've got plans.

0:31:520:31:55

She'll still be here when you get back.

0:31:550:31:59

In the meantime, we can have some mother and son time, come on.

0:31:590:32:01

What do you say?

0:32:010:32:03

Yeah, great.

0:32:040:32:06

Being a teacher, you get to know what the kids love and hate.

0:32:060:32:09

He's a wicked teacher.

0:32:090:32:12

I'm more at home in front of a computer screen, if I'm honest.

0:32:120:32:16

But I do want to make learning accessible,

0:32:160:32:19

especially for the kids that are too shy to ask questions or don't

0:32:190:32:23

perform well at school because of family or social reasons.

0:32:230:32:29

See, I was kind of that kid myself.

0:32:290:32:34

I grew up in care, too many schools, too many changes.

0:32:340:32:38

It's easy to fall through the cracks.

0:32:380:32:40

See - for me, gaming for children, it's escape,

0:32:400:32:44

even more so for the kids with problems.

0:32:440:32:47

I just want to catch them before they fall.

0:32:470:32:49

Inspire them to enquire, make friends, compete, interact.

0:32:490:32:55

-You see, they're at their most receptive when they're relaxed.

-Yeah, you're absolutely right, yeah.

0:32:550:33:00

I've got this numbers themed game for kids that are scared of maths.

0:33:000:33:05

It's to kind of break the code.

0:33:050:33:08

It's got different levels of intensity.

0:33:080:33:10

It's all based around a treasure hunt with different settings like nautical and wild west.

0:33:100:33:14

And then there's a whole separate series which is

0:33:140:33:17

dependent on different members joining a link,

0:33:170:33:19

which is not only social and intractable but educational.

0:33:190:33:21

Right, well, look, in terms of Chalk and Cheese.

0:33:210:33:24

-Sorry.

-No, absolutely not. I'd love to hear more of your ideas.

0:33:240:33:27

He's got loads.

0:33:270:33:29

Suffice to say, I'd love to do a deal on this current game.

0:33:290:33:32

If you're open to discussion.

0:33:320:33:34

-Er...

-I think that's a yes.

0:33:340:33:36

Great. I'll get my legal department to call your solicitor.

0:33:360:33:39

We'll have to get one first.

0:33:390:33:40

I'll sort one out for you.

0:33:400:33:42

This might help. Thought you'd like it.

0:33:570:34:01

Eh, thanks.

0:34:010:34:02

It's my lucky charm, that.

0:34:020:34:05

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

0:34:050:34:07

Got me through my GCSEs.

0:34:070:34:09

Five Bs, three Cs, no less.

0:34:090:34:11

We don't mention the F in I.T.

0:34:110:34:14

Cheers, Son. I'll give it back to you later.

0:34:140:34:16

You better. Good luck.

0:34:160:34:20

You'll ace it.

0:34:200:34:22

Well, that's dealt with the legal side of things, but hey,

0:34:260:34:29

I've got another proposition for you, Daniel.

0:34:290:34:33

I don't want to go behind Lorraine's back, so I'm just going to put this on the table.

0:34:330:34:37

I have an opening on my in-house development team that I've

0:34:370:34:40

been trying to fill. It's yours if you want it.

0:34:400:34:43

-Awesome.

-Are you having us on?

0:34:460:34:50

I'm deadly serious. I've been trying to fill the role for some time and I can see that you

0:34:500:34:55

understand and care about the target market as well as the product.

0:34:550:34:58

I'd need you to start as soon as possible, if Lorraine can spare you.

0:34:580:35:02

Yeah, she can. He's a rubbish teacher anyway.

0:35:020:35:04

I'm sorry I lied.

0:35:040:35:07

Are you serious?

0:35:070:35:08

I mean, you've just like offered me my dream job.

0:35:080:35:12

Yeah, well, the pay's not bad as well, given it's London weighting.

0:35:120:35:15

London?

0:35:150:35:16

Yeah, I thought I said.

0:35:160:35:19

The job's at our head office in London.

0:35:190:35:21

That's not a problem, is it?

0:35:210:35:24

No, it's not. He'll take it.

0:35:250:35:30

Great.

0:35:300:35:31

Smashing.

0:35:310:35:33

SHE COUGHS >

0:35:400:35:42

Mum?

0:35:420:35:45

BREATHLESS: Your exam.

0:35:470:35:49

It doesn't matter.

0:35:490:35:52

Don't you tell me that.

0:35:520:35:55

After everything...

0:35:550:35:56

..it matters more.

0:35:590:36:02

I'm not leaving you.

0:36:020:36:05

You'll do as you're told.

0:36:050:36:08

Mum.

0:36:080:36:09

You listen to me - you'll be a teacher.

0:36:090:36:15

And I'll be the proudest mum.

0:36:150:36:20

HEART MONITOR ALARM GOES OFF

0:36:240:36:28

Nurse. Nurse!

0:36:280:36:31

Can I get some help in here, please?

0:36:320:36:35

-What's going on?

-Patient's gone into cardiac arrest.

0:36:350:36:38

What's happening?

0:36:380:36:39

Jodie, leave the room, please.

0:36:390:36:41

Defibrillator.

0:36:410:36:42

Charging.

0:36:420:36:44

-OK, everybody clear?

-Clear.

0:36:460:36:48

Shocking.

0:36:480:36:50

No pulse.

0:36:500:36:51

Patients still in VF. Charging.

0:36:510:36:53

OK, everyone, turn your papers over.

0:36:530:36:55

Jodie, leave the room. OK, everybody clear. Chest pads, please.

0:36:580:37:02

Shocking.

0:37:030:37:05

Still no pulse.

0:37:050:37:07

Patient's still in VF.

0:37:070:37:10

Unresponsive.

0:37:190:37:20

Charging. OK, everybody clear.

0:37:200:37:24

-Clear.

-Shocking.

0:37:240:37:26

Mum!

0:37:260:37:28

OK, I think that's enough. I think we should call it.

0:37:280:37:31

Are we all agreed?

0:37:320:37:34

Time of death, 14.05.

0:37:390:37:43

I'm sorry you had to see that.

0:37:450:37:47

Am I too late?

0:38:280:38:30

-What happened?

-Am I too late to sit my exam? Please, I need to sit it.

-It's OK.

0:38:300:38:33

Mr Budgen, will you and tell Mr Byrne that we have a late arrival?

0:38:330:38:37

No more kids that don't want to learn.

0:38:440:38:46

Just like-minded adults that know the value of silence and logarithms.

0:38:460:38:51

We'll have to get you sorted in a new school.

0:38:510:38:53

Might have to go private.

0:38:530:38:54

It doesn't matter where I go.

0:38:540:38:56

I've only got a year left.

0:38:560:38:57

Course it does.

0:38:570:38:58

I mean, look how long it took you to settle here.

0:38:580:39:02

You all right? We don't have to do this, you know.

0:39:020:39:04

No, no, it's cool. I'm just thinking.

0:39:040:39:07

Ah, that's good. Thinking's good.

0:39:070:39:11

Grantly?

0:39:110:39:13

I'm fine. Just please, get Margaret.

0:39:130:39:16

Kevin!

0:39:160:39:18

Get the doors, please.

0:39:190:39:21

Maggie'll kick him into shape on the way.

0:39:320:39:35

So how did your meeting with Lorraine's software guru go?

0:39:350:39:39

Good, yeah.

0:39:390:39:41

He offered me a job at head office in London.

0:39:410:39:44

-Well, Chalky, that's fantastic.

-Yeah.

0:39:440:39:48

So why do you look like you've just kicked a puppy?

0:39:480:39:50

Cos I think maybe I have.

0:39:540:39:56

-Hey.

-Hey.

0:40:090:40:11

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:40:110:40:12

We need to talk.

0:40:140:40:16

What's there to talk about? It's the job of your dreams.

0:40:160:40:19

Yeah, my dreams.

0:40:190:40:22

I like it here.

0:40:250:40:26

I've got mates.

0:40:290:40:30

I suppose I would have liked to have stayed, to finish school.

0:40:340:40:38

But it's no biggie, I'll be cool.

0:40:400:40:44

I bet you've said that more times than you care to remember, haven't you?

0:40:440:40:49

Look. This is home. This is where we're going to stay.

0:40:510:40:55

If that fella really wants me, then there'll be a place for me

0:40:550:40:59

in London when you're done, OK?

0:40:590:41:00

OK, that's it. Put your pens down.

0:41:160:41:18

Close your papers.

0:41:200:41:22

Make your way out.

0:41:220:41:23

I just called the hospital.

0:41:470:41:49

Jodie was there when her mother died.

0:41:490:41:51

She must have come straight back here.

0:41:510:41:53

I've had Lorraine's put a call in to the exam board.

0:41:530:41:56

Due to the exceptional circumstances they've agreed to let her sit the whole exam.

0:41:560:41:59

-So she's got another hour.

-I'll let her know.

0:41:590:42:03

Jodie?

0:42:080:42:09

You've got another hour, OK?

0:42:130:42:17

Try and focus, OK?

0:42:170:42:18

Don't go too far, Connor.

0:42:290:42:30

The taxi will be at the gates in an hour, OK?

0:42:300:42:32

Right.

0:42:320:42:34

What taxi?

0:42:340:42:36

Don't ask.

0:42:360:42:37

Connor, what taxi? Where are you going in an hour?

0:42:370:42:40

Are you backing out?

0:42:400:42:42

Just know that the most important thing in my life is marrying you.

0:42:420:42:48

I'm sure you've all passed, but have a lovely holiday, OK?

0:42:480:42:52

So, er, have a good holiday.

0:42:570:43:01

We'll catch up when I get back, I suppose.

0:43:020:43:05

Back?

0:43:050:43:07

Connor and I are going to Paris - snap decision.

0:43:070:43:12

I'll miss you.

0:43:130:43:17

Will you?

0:43:170:43:18

Well, we'll see.

0:43:210:43:22

You can let me know.

0:43:220:43:25

Barry? This is really hard.

0:43:410:43:45

Can't you just be there for me?

0:43:460:43:49

Me and Dynasty and Mum, we forgive what you do, and what you do is bad.

0:43:490:43:54

I've done nothing except tell the truth about who I am.

0:43:540:43:57

And who's that then, Kace? Who are you?

0:43:570:44:01

Or should I say, what are you?

0:44:010:44:04

See, you don't even know yourself.

0:44:040:44:09

Yeah, I do.

0:44:090:44:10

Yeah, I do.

0:44:110:44:13

You all right?

0:44:190:44:20

Yeah, just a bit nervous, I guess.

0:44:210:44:24

And you're absolutely sure of this?

0:44:240:44:26

Absolutely.

0:44:260:44:29

I just hope I get to feel like that about someone some day.

0:44:290:44:32

You will. And I'll be there calming your nerves.

0:44:320:44:36

Assuming you want me to be your best man.

0:44:360:44:38

You kidding?

0:44:380:44:40

I'm glad you're here, mate.

0:44:400:44:42

Yeah, me too. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

0:44:420:44:46

I knew you were beautiful, but...

0:45:050:45:07

Connor and Imogen?

0:45:110:45:12

I've, er, I've done my best, so if it's not good enough then, er...

0:45:440:45:49

You know, I really shouldn't look at this before the exam board.

0:46:000:46:02

Oh, for god's sake, Michael! Who's going to tell them?

0:46:020:46:05

If she's failed, it would be good to be forewarned, for her sake.

0:46:050:46:08

All right.

0:46:080:46:09

Well, it looks to me that she might have done it.

0:46:180:46:21

How's she managed that, with everything that happened?

0:46:210:46:26

Well, maybe it made her more determined.

0:46:260:46:28

She done the PRU proud.

0:46:280:46:30

Put it with the others. I'm going to go find her.

0:46:300:46:33

Great.

0:46:330:46:36

So have you, Nikki.

0:46:360:46:38

Done the PRU proud.

0:46:380:46:41

Michael was right when he said you were the women for the job.

0:46:410:46:44

Thanks. It means a lot.

0:46:450:46:50

About the PRU - I should get back.

0:46:560:46:59

-I've got to clear up for the break.

-Yeah. Of course.

0:46:590:47:03

Look, do you fancy going for a drink later?

0:47:060:47:08

Oh, no worries. Sorry, it was just a thought.

0:47:120:47:16

Right, OK.

0:47:260:47:28

Yeah, well - speak to you later. Bye.

0:47:280:47:30

Maggie says he's still waiting to see the consultant.

0:47:320:47:35

Well, it can't be that bad, then.

0:47:350:47:37

If it was critical he would have been seen by now.

0:47:370:47:40

Oh, I don't know. This is Grantly we're talking about.

0:47:400:47:42

They might be leaving him till last for a reason.

0:47:420:47:45

Right, you two have a great time in Africa.

0:47:450:47:47

Oh, no, no, I'm going to Paris with Connor.

0:47:470:47:51

-Oh, right. I thought you said that...

-No, no. What I meant was that we had discussed it,

0:47:510:47:54

but of course Christine has her own plans.

0:47:540:47:59

Audrey, look - I'm sorry if I misunderstood.

0:47:590:48:02

No, you didn't. Don't be silly.

0:48:020:48:04

I mean you have a wonderful trip and so will I.

0:48:040:48:07

So I'll, er, I'll see you next term.

0:48:070:48:11

We are gathered here today to witness

0:48:180:48:21

and celebrate the marriage of Connor Mulgrew and Imogen Stewart.

0:48:210:48:26

Through their words during the ceremony they shall be

0:48:260:48:29

entering into the commitment of marriage and through your presence

0:48:290:48:33

as witnesses and guests, you will be expressing your support for them.

0:48:330:48:40

Connor, I pledge to you my heart and my soul.

0:48:410:48:47

I promise to understand you,

0:48:470:48:50

support you

0:48:500:48:52

and adore you for as long as we live.

0:48:520:48:55

Just...thank you.

0:48:550:48:59

Thank you for finding me.

0:48:590:49:02

Imogen,

0:49:020:49:04

I was lost before but I never knew it so much

0:49:040:49:08

until I met you.

0:49:080:49:10

But then I knew what I had been missing.

0:49:100:49:13

It was you.

0:49:130:49:15

You're the other half to me

0:49:150:49:17

and with you by my side, everything finally makes sense.

0:49:170:49:22

Whenever your heart beats,

0:49:220:49:25

wherever you are, I can feel it.

0:49:250:49:29

Nothing, not time or distance,

0:49:290:49:33

not anything that anyone throws at us can ever change that.

0:49:330:49:38

A successful marriage is one where each partner

0:49:420:49:45

discovers that it is better to give love than to receive it.

0:49:450:49:52

OK, Michael. Yep, thanks for letting me know.

0:49:520:49:54

I'm fine, love, you go and be.

0:49:580:50:00

And what about you?

0:50:000:50:03

I want to know what that doctor's got to say.

0:50:030:50:06

I've got a tummy ache.

0:50:060:50:08

Scout's lost her mum. She needs you. Go on.

0:50:080:50:13

I'll ring you as soon as I know anything.

0:50:130:50:17

You better.

0:50:170:50:18

Chalky?

0:50:530:50:55

Hey!

0:50:550:50:57

Listen, you'd hate it if you stopped me being happy by taking me away.

0:50:570:51:02

-Right?

-Yeah, that's why I'm not...

0:51:020:51:04

Can't you see, I hate the idea of stopping you taking your dream job?

0:51:040:51:09

Look, it's not up for discussion. I've decided.

0:51:090:51:12

It's not just your decision though, is it?

0:51:120:51:15

It's my life too - don't I have a say in things?

0:51:150:51:20

I'm not going to move you again, all right?

0:51:200:51:24

I've got a responsibility to you as a parent.

0:51:240:51:27

What about my responsibility to you?

0:51:270:51:30

We can both get what we want if you just respect the fact that

0:51:300:51:34

I have a choice too.

0:51:340:51:36

I want you to go to London, get set up in your new job.

0:51:360:51:40

I can stay here, live in the school house until I finish school.

0:51:400:51:46

It'll be a laugh, Chalky.

0:51:460:51:49

You can come and visit and I can too.

0:51:490:51:54

It's the best of both worlds, and it's only for a while.

0:51:540:51:57

I don't know, Kevin. It just doesn't feel right.

0:52:020:52:05

It does though, doesn't it? Admit it.

0:52:050:52:07

We're a team, you said so yourself. We're a family.

0:52:070:52:11

That's why my name's Chalk.

0:52:110:52:13

No distance is going to change that.

0:52:130:52:19

So? Chalky?

0:52:190:52:23

OK?

0:52:240:52:25

OK.

0:52:270:52:28

Oh, you spilled something there. Waay!

0:52:310:52:34

Oh, good one!

0:52:340:52:35

I was so mean to her today.

0:52:470:52:48

Jodie, I think it's time you gave yourself a break.

0:52:530:52:56

You've had it rough your whole life, I know that.

0:52:560:53:01

But, you know,

0:53:010:53:05

the most important thing is that you've come out of it strong.

0:53:050:53:09

And your mum would have been proud of you today.

0:53:110:53:16

With good reason...

0:53:160:53:19

..because I had a sneak peak at your exam paper.

0:53:210:53:24

I think you've aced it, kid.

0:53:280:53:33

I did it for her.

0:53:330:53:36

And the truth is, I did it for me and Liam.

0:53:360:53:39

I want to be a teacher because it was my teachers that

0:53:410:53:45

believed in me when my own family didn't.

0:53:450:53:48

You never lied to me, even when I was being rubbish,

0:53:480:53:54

but you told me I could do better.

0:53:540:53:57

And you've proved me right.

0:53:570:53:59

So I'm going to go to uni, I'm going to do my teacher training,

0:53:590:54:04

and then I'm going to come back here and tell you all what to do.

0:54:040:54:07

I never really thought about it before

0:54:130:54:17

when people said life's short.

0:54:170:54:19

But it is, isn't it?

0:54:220:54:23

Yeah, it is.

0:54:300:54:32

Well, I'm not going to waste mine.

0:54:340:54:36

Will you be all right?

0:54:430:54:45

PHONE MESSAGE ALERT

0:55:160:55:17

He's not coming.

0:55:300:55:32

-Who?

-Connor, he's not coming.

0:55:320:55:34

Never mind Connor.

0:55:340:55:35

(CHILDREN) Whit-whoo!

0:55:400:55:42

I've been an idiot.

0:55:480:55:50

I want to be with you. I don't care who knows it.

0:55:500:55:55

And I don't need you to go away to know that I'd miss you.

0:55:550:55:59

(CHILDREN) Whoo!

0:55:590:56:00

Oh, I've just spent £600 on a holiday nobody wants.

0:56:060:56:12

Who says so?

0:56:120:56:14

Have you got time to stop by mine and pick up my passport?

0:56:140:56:18

Come on.

0:56:230:56:26

Well, Well. He really is a dark horse after all.

0:56:330:56:37

Ah, good on him. They deserve a bit of happiness.

0:56:370:56:40

I'm really going to miss you, mate.

0:56:420:56:45

You and your special jokes.

0:56:450:56:47

Hey, watch it.

0:56:470:56:48

You're talking to the next entrant onto the filthy rich list.

0:56:480:56:52

Oh, imagine, eh? Chalk and Chalk Limited,

0:56:520:56:55

the finest purveyors of cybertainment in the land.

0:56:550:56:58

Yeah, you might have to come up with a catchier slogan than that.

0:56:580:57:01

I want you to keep your eye on this one.

0:57:010:57:02

Any sign of trouble, I'm on the next train back.

0:57:020:57:06

Take care, mate.

0:57:060:57:08

You too, Tom.

0:57:080:57:09

Trouble, yeah? Really, me?

0:57:130:57:15

I know. What am I going to do without you?

0:57:150:57:18

Always have milk in the fridge.

0:57:180:57:20

Won't have to queue for the bathroom - that'll be nice!

0:57:200:57:23

When I come back from work, all my CDs will be in chronological order!

0:57:230:57:27

Mr Budgen?

0:57:330:57:34

You'll have to stay in, I'm afraid.

0:57:370:57:39

Is your wife still here?

0:57:390:57:41

Hm.

0:57:420:57:44

Go on, give it to me straight.

0:57:440:57:47

I know this isn't what you're hoping to hear.

0:57:470:57:50

You've got chronic kidney failure.

0:57:500:57:53

What do you mean, failure?

0:57:550:57:57

Your high blood pressure has gone untreated for too long

0:57:570:58:00

and your kidneys have borne the brunt.

0:58:000:58:04

I'm afraid it's irreversible.

0:58:040:58:07

You're going to need a transplant as soon as possible.

0:58:070:58:10

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