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-Hello and welcome to a special -highlights programme of Jonathan. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
-2015 is almost over -and what a year it's been. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
-A new baby for Wills and Kate. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
-Mike Phillips retired and -some old rugby player got an OBE. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
-And there was some rugby competition -somewhere in England. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
-Jonathan was back this year too. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
-A host of Wales' big names -came in for a chat. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-"A mug or a cup, come and jump | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
-"Everyone on the planet, drink tea | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-"A mug or a cup, come and jump, -everyone on the planet, drink tea" | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
-Go! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
-Was that your son? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
-Yes. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-Social services were there! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
-I got a taxi from the train station -and the driver asked... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
-.."What are you doing here then?" | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
-I said I was shooting a drama -for television. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-"What's it about then?" | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
-I said, "A medieval drama -set in the 14th century. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-"My part is leading a Welsh -rebellion against the English." | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-"What are you called then?" -I said, "Gruffudd Y Blaidd." | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
-"Right. Is that -where Plaid Cymru comes from?" | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
-In Wales, if you're known for rugby, -a Grogg is made of you. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-There's even one of him. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
-I've got one. They haven't. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
-Do they make action figures of you? -Is there one of you? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
-I think so. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
-A 3D scan was made for it. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-You had to stand... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
-That just topped you and you -in one sentence! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-I got one in New Zealand. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
-They did... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
-It's only from here up. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-You had to sit in all this wax. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-Prosthetics. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:29 | |
-Prosthetics. - -No way! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
-They put pencils up your nose -so you could breathe. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:36 | |
-That's 4D! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
-"A mug or a cup -is best for half the planet | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-"It will lift your socks, -give you energy to climb | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-"Full fat milk -like the beats in this song | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-"Bring your teapot and water -while there's a fire" | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
-This shows core strength. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-Fuck! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
-Are you OK, Nige? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-I'm not on yet. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
-That's what you always say. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
-The guide that was with us -was very familiar with bears. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
-He said, "Stand up -and make yourself look big". | 0:03:11 | 0:03:16 | |
-We all did this. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-Then he said, -"Make as much noise as you can". | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
-When there's a massive bear coming -towards you, all you can do is... | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
-.."aah". | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
-People were keen -to give me a few T-shirts. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
-Don't take off your T-shirts! -It's too early in the evening! | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
-A few knicks. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
-A few knicks. - -Eurgh! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
-Do they just take them off -or bring... | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
-What do you think?! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-Do they have spare ones in the bag? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-Where it came from -does cross your mind. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-Had it just been taken off? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
-Had it just been taken off? - -If it sticks to your forehead...! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
-One of the biggest things on telly -at the moment is Game Of Thrones. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-You were in that at the start. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
-You were in that at the start. - -I was in the first series. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-They saw almost everyone who could -even spell Equity. Everyone went in. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:40 | |
-I went in five or six times -for different parts. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
-At the end, my agent in London, -she's quite posh... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
-..she phoned me and said... | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
-.."They've finally offered you a -part in this Game Of Thrones thing." | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-I said, "Oh, brilliant. -Fantastic, who am I playing?" | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
-There was a pause. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
-I asked again, "Who am I playing?" | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-She said, "Shagga." | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
-Hello, it's Monday. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
-Do you like today's subjects? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-Have you had a piles operation? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
-No, I need the piles operation. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
-The cream doesn't work. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
-Is it for core strength? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-I do it because I have bad posture. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
-Also, when you're sat -in the same place for three hours... | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-..sometimes you need -a bit of energy. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
-I have a little bounce -and then I'm back. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-Try it, lads. Bounce together now. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-Was that a rabbit? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
-I don't bounce with a rabbit. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-I tremble. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
-You haven't changed at all. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-Give 'em what they bloody want. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
-There's a lot of fooling around -on the show. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-Occasionally, -to put a stop to all the nonsense... | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
-..we go out for a challenge. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-It's meant to be a bit of fun -but it can go too far. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
-Do these go on top? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-Do these go on top? - -Underneath. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
-How will they float on the top? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
-How will they float on the top? - -Don't we sit on them? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
-If these go on the bottom, why... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-If these go on the bottom, why... - -Get a rope from that bucket. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
-Why are you putting the posts down -if those go on the bottom? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
-It's The Krankies! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-How do we tie it? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
-Under both of them, is it? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
-Alex Jones and Eleri Sion -wouldn't moan. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
-You be quiet! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
-You're doing a good job by yourself. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-You're doing a good job by yourself. - -Young Farmers, you see. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
-Young Farmers? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
-I knew it would come in handy -for something. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-Here we go. | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
-You can start turning. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
-A bit slower. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
-Where's the brake? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
-Watch the bus. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
-Where's the brake? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-Don't you have a sensor -that goes "beep beep beep"? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
-Not on the bus. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
-Just in his pacemaker! -I'm only joking. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
-You're surprised, aren't you? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
-You're surprised, aren't you? - -Yes, I was a bit scared. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
-Surprised I haven't pooed myself. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-Isn't that perfect, Maynard! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-Oh, my word! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
-BEEP | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
-BEEP - -Watch this! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
-Don't bring it near me, genuinely. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
-This one's just a baby. -They grow much larger than this. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
-What kind of snake is that? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
-Hold the head -and put it on my shoulder. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-It's a python. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
-It's a python. - -I'm definitely not holding that. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-Put it around. It's heavy. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-You're alright. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
-Come and see it. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-If she was agitated, -how would you know? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-I'd know. She'd start hissing at me. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
-I'd know. She'd start hissing at me. - -Hissing! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
-When she's not happy, -she gets hissed off. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Well done, Jiff. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
-Stand. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
-Oh, no. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
-Bye, bye. Good boy. Bye. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-Come on, you buggers. Bye. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
-Away! Away! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-Away. Stand. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
-Close the gate! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
-Stand. Stay! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
-Well done. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
-Now then, the standard has been set. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-Whoa! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
-**** sake! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
-Too close there. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
-Turn it, turn it! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
-You're hitting the fence! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:21 | |
-You're hitting the fence! - -No, I'm fine. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
-You've hit the fence! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
-You've hit the fence! - -No! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-No! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
-You didn't stop. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
-Maldwyn, everything OK? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
-Maldwyn, everything OK? - -Whoa, Rowland, whoa! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
-Whoa! What are you doing now? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
-Trousers off. Pants only. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Right. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
-The water looks minging though! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
-It won't close. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-Your boobs are too big, that's all. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
-Try the blue one. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-And bring a paddle. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-This isn't safe. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
-This isn't safe. - -It's safe enough. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-Grab this then. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
-Right. So long! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-Don't you dare! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
-I won't be able to get back! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-Oh, are you serious?! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
-Have you seen this rain? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
-How relaxing! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
-I'd do it in the sea -in Dubai, in a bikini! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
-That might be relaxing. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-Away, away, away. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
-Stand, stand, stand, -stand, stand, stand, stand. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Away, away, away, away. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
-Oh, get out! That would have been -a perfect round! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-That would have been -a perfect round. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
-Away, away. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
-Away. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
-Stand. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
-Right, you two! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
-Away, away, away, away, away, away. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
-Yes! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
-Yes! - -Well done. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
-All you did -was shout "away, away, away." | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
-Well done. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
-Well done. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
-That's it for this part... | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
-..but join us after the break -when we have more of this for you. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
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-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
-Welcome back -to highlights of Jonathan. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
-The guests is what make the series -so much fun. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
-During the Six Nations, the studio -was like the front page of Hello. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
-Or Shwmae! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
-Here are more best bits. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
-We're asking you -to do some keepy-uppies. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
-How good are you at keepy-uppy? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
-How good are you at keepy-uppy? - -Pressure. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
-Are you good? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
-Are you good? - -In these shoes? OK. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
-You said in one of those clips, -your perfect night... | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
-..would be between Heledd Cynwal -and Amanda Protheroe-Thomas. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
-She almost walked off the set. -She was so upset. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Where am I in this equation? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
-Where am I in this equation? - -Between those two with you on top! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
-You'd be flat! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
-You'd be flat! - -A bit of smut to start us off. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-Nia likes role play to be honest. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
-Hello! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
-Don't you? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
-You taught me for two years. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
-Halfway through every lesson, -she brings out a box of tricks. | 0:12:54 | 0:13:00 | |
-"Sean, will you wear an apron? -Sean, will you wear a feather boa?" | 0:13:01 | 0:13:06 | |
-It helps with learning! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
-Of course it does. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-How? Say we were there now, -what's in the box of tricks? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
-No, I haven't done calendars. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-You may not have shot any calendars -but we know you've been in them! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
-Don't we, Catrin Arwel? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
-Nude calendars! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
-Here you are! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
-Ooh! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
-A sultry look there. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
-Take it off now! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
-What was that? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
-I don't remember. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
-Something for Pobol Y Cwm. -I think a group of us did it. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
-I want to say it was for charity -but it might not be. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
-We can't show the whole calendar -for health and safety reasons... | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
-..as Denzil was July, August -and a bit of September. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
-Three, two... | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
-They are considering moving -the M-Sport HQ from Cockermouth... | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
-..to one of these places. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
-The first place they're thinking -about is in Hampshire, Sandy Balls. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:21 | |
-There's another place in Cheshire -called Andrew's Knob. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
-Then there's Nob End in Bolton. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
-This is a place in Cowbridge -where Sarra lives. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
-Next door to Sarra -is where he lives. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
-A couple of years ago, you were up -for a BAFTA against yourself. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
-That's the only time I've won. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
-Two characters -and you played them both. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-It was for The Indian Doctor and a -character called Kate in Caerdydd. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:04 | |
-Were you sat like this?! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-"Yay! I've won!" | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
-And a shot of you clapping yourself. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
-Tell us what you told me earlier... | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-..about the first words -you're convinced Wiliam said. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
-When Wil was about six weeks old... | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
-..he looked into my eyes -and said, "Drambuie." | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
-His father's son. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
-His father's son. - -Hey! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
-One morning, Nev knew -we were coming to wake him up. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
-What Neville Southall did -was take off all his clothes. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
-I'll just give you all a moment -to imagine that. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
-He put sunglasses here... | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
-..and wrote "bore da" on his chest. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-Good morning on his chest -and morning glory under his glasses. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-I worked with one actor -who said a scene had become boring. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:08 | |
-Without the audience knowing, -he told me to walk on stage... | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
-..and imagine he'd just broken wind. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
-That's how I played that scene. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-The following night... | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-..he wanted me to do the scene as if -I was bursting to go to the toilet. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
-My favourite game -is using cricket umpire signals. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-That's it - just like that. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
-Four. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
-The difficult ones to get in -are short run... | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
-..TV and leg bye. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-How do you do that and still look -serious? We do it sometimes. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
-We all think that poets -are quite respectable... | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
-..but do you have -some smutty verses for us? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
-Hark! The sound of water flowing. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
-While Bet was on the pot, pissing. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
-Her husband's cock said "Coo-ee! | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
-That's where I'll be this evening. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
-Well done, Eleri Sion. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-I couldn't do this show -without my two sidekicks. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
-No-one would tune in -to see just me sitting on a chair. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:27 | |
-Here are the highlights... | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
-..of Wales's most talented, -funny and sexy presenter. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
-Angharad Mair! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
-Sorry, Sarra, joke. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
-Sarra Elgan. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
-After Warren Gatland's decision -to name only two hookers... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
-..he has put these hookers -on stand-by! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
-Sarra in 20 years! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
-Five! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
-She was pretty in school. -Every hair in its place. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
-On her legs! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
-She was a pleasure to teach. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
-Go! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
-We need to move closer. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-Get up! We'll move closer. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
-I've pissed myself! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
-What time does Sean Connery -get to Wimbledon? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
-I haven't got a clue. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-Ten-ish. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
-Ten-ish? Ten-ish. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
-Air. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
-Air. - -Very good, you're getting better. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
-Right, next. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
-Hair. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
-Hair, good. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
-The last one. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
-Laiir. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:06 | |
-Laiir. - -No, try it again, lair. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-Lair. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
-Lair. - -Lair. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
-Lair. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:11 | |
-Air, hair, lair. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-Put them together. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
-Put them together. - -Air, hair, lair. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-Air, hair, lair. Ah hello! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
-Yeah! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
-Perfect. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
-Was it like a police stake-off? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
-It's stake-out, not stake-off. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
-You know what I mean. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-You know what I mean. - -You're thinking of 'bake off'. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-Or perhaps 'get off'. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-Or 'write-off'. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
-Alright! Alright! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-For goodness' sake, cool head. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
-He's a bit jealous, Bryn. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
-He's spotted girls in the audience -with your photo on their T-shirts. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:56 | |
-He's never had a girl -in the audience... | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-..with his photo on her T-shirt, -mainly because his nose won't fit. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
-I don't like your big one. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-They do fly. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
-I don't want to hurt it. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-Go! Go! Run! Run! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
-I had it! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
-Do you have any phobias? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
-Do you have any phobias? - -Cold sore. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
-Cold sore, like on your lip? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
-Cold sore, like on your lip? - -No, coleslaw. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-Coleslaw, the stuff people eat? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
-Coleslaw, the stuff people eat? - -Why? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
-It won't kill you. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-It doesn't jump out at you -in the shopping aisle! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
-Everyone in my family -like it apart from me. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
-So when I buy it in the supermarket, -I can't put it near anything I eat. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:07 | |
-Here you go. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
-No, seriously, don't, -I can't smell it, I'll be sick. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
-Don't bring that near me, seriously. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
-Someone else will be here next week. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
-Someone else will be here next week. - -Barbara Windsor. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
-The guests on Jonathan -only have to do two things. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
-One, tolerate Nigel's -boring and stupid questions. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
-Two, get up from the sofa -when it's time... | 0:21:40 | 0:21:45 | |
-..to Hit the Bar. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
-Hit the Bar. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
-Ireland captain, Paul O'Connell. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
-Mike Brown. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
-Ireland forwards coach -Simon Easterby! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
-That's not a nice photo of him. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
-That's not a nice photo of him. - -What an ugly photo. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
-Carry on. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
-You have 20 seconds. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
-You have 20 seconds. - -20 seconds? Is it a minute? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
-No, it's 20 seconds. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
-No, it's 20 seconds. - -20 seconds?! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
-Isn't that what I said? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:20 | |
-Isn't that what I said? - -Less talking, more kicking. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
-Don't laugh! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
-Sorry! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
-Don't laugh! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
-Sorry! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
-You down there who think -you're in the special seats... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
-..Nigel has something for you. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
-Do you want to put my helmet on? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
-Health and safety. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-You look better with it on. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
-I don't want him! -He's destroyed the set already! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
-Are you ready, Aron? | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
-Are you ready, Aron? - -I'm ready, chief. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
-You look like Frank Spencer. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
-Three, two, one. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
-Sorry! | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
-On your knees. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
-75. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
-Osian! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
-Come on, Osian! | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
-Have you held balls before? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
-15. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
-Charlo's on fire. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-75. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
-Go on, Sion?! | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
-Two, one... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
-Come on, Sion! | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
-How many caps for Wales?! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
-Come on, Dan Biggar. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
-85 to beat. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
-This is Neil Jenkins. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
-I always wondered what he was saying -- "Get over the posts." | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
-Five seconds to go. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
-Five seconds to go. - -80 - you're top! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
-85! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
-It's time for a break now, -but before we go... | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
-..here's proof that it wasn't -just the England rugby team... | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
-..who won an award this year. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
-Holding the balls tonight, -Aneurin Jones! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
-Is it? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:10 | |
-Is it? - -Owain! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
-Owain! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
-Your dream's coming true. -You're going to hold Gwyn's balls! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
-Bryn! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
-Here's... Oh, bollocks. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:24 | |
-Holding Sion's balls... | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
-..Owain Jones! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
-Liverpool's top scorer. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
-. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
-Subtitles | 0:25:47 | 0:25:47 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
-Welcome back. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
-The World Cup -started later in the year. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
-Nigel was away for most of the -programmes blowing his whistle... | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
-..so, Sarra and I -were running the show. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-Well, me. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
-It's hard to believe that four years -have gone by since the last one. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
-A lot has changed since then. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
-I've gone grey -and Sarra has more wrinkles. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
-But Nigel hasn't changed a bit, -because he still referees badly. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:22 | |
-It's come to this! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
-I don't think I pay you enough -to do this! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
-You were in Brothers & Sisters with -Sally Field and Calista Flockart. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:44 | |
-Were you starstruck? -I'd never heard of them! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
-Sally Field has won two Oscars. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
-Calista came from Ally McBeal. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-I was in pieces on the first day. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
-David Beckham -was starstruck by you. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
-Yes! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
-I met Beckham once. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
-On the show, my character -once said he fancied Beckham. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:12 | |
-Don't we all? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
-He said he couldn't believe it -when he heard the line... | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
-..and he jumped out of bed. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
-I was like, "Nice to meet you too!" | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
-I need to veer a little -to the right. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
-Right. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
-I'm trying to be clever! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
-Shane went up -in a hot air balloon in Canberra. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
-I don't know -if he knew he didn't like heights... | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
-..or if he found out he didn't -like heights once he was up there. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
-He was at the bottom of the basket. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
-Stephen Jones was with him, -and Mefin. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
-They couldn't stop laughing. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
-Shane was like this with the basket -up there. He couldn't look. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:11 | |
-I met Chris Martin from Coldplay -at a Grammys party. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
-I thought -he was still with Gwyneth Paltrow. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
-So, I went very feminist as he was -sitting with a beautiful girl... | 0:28:22 | 0:28:27 | |
-..and they were a bit -all over each other. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
-Touchy feely. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
-I was like, "What about Gwyneth?" | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
-So, say they were sitting there... | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
-..I sat down like an old Welsh lady -and said... | 0:28:38 | 0:28:43 | |
-.."So, Chris, how's Gwyneth?" | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
-Bryn! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:51 | |
-Bryn! - -Ready. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:52 | |
-It's all square. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
-I've got another to go! | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
-I know. So far, so far! | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
-That's how commentating works. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
-Another one's coming. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:08 | |
-Another one's coming. - -Look at the shape of the pumpkin. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
-You're like Bill and Ben. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
-This could go... | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
-I heard you recently introduced Will -Greenwood to a new kind of food. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:28 | |
-I was doing a programme where I met -Scott Quinnell and Will Greenwood. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:34 | |
-School Of Hard Knocks. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:35 | |
-School Of Hard Knocks. - -School Of Hard Knocks. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:36 | |
-They brought a group of 24 -down-and-out kids from London. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:42 | |
-So, on the day, -we took them all up on the mountain. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
-When we were halfway, -we stopped to eat some bilberries. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:50 | |
-"What are you doing?" he said. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
-"Eating some bilberries." | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
-"What do they taste like?" | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
-"Come here and I'll show you." | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
-Instead of bilberries, -I picked up some sheep droppings. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
-They look similar. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
-He ate one or two. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
-Protein. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
-Protein. - -"They're a bit dry," he said. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
-Calista is married to Harrison Ford. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
-Calista is married to Harrison Ford. - -They got married quietly. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
-He's very generous. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
-The family came over. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
-My cousin wanted to take my uncle -up in a helicopter. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:30 | |
-I asked Calista if she or Harrison -knew someone I could pay to do it... | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
-..because he flies all the time. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
-Calista said he'd do it. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
-She asked, "What day is it?" | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
-I said, "Sunday." | 0:30:44 | 0:30:45 | |
-She told him he was taking Matthew's -family out in the helicopter. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
-I thought he'd hate us. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
-Fair play, he did it. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:53 | |
-And he flew the helicopter? | 0:30:54 | 0:30:55 | |
-And he flew the helicopter? - -Yes. Fair play - on a Sunday. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
-Different world. | 0:30:58 | 0:30:59 | |
-Different world. - -I know. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:00 | |
-We were at the airport. -They call them LA Choppers. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:06 | |
-If you have a helicopter -in Santa Monica, you have a number. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:11 | |
-His is LA Chopper 7. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
-The tower says, "LA Chopper 7 - -you are clear for take-off. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:18 | |
-"May the force be with you." | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
-He turns to me and says, -"I hate it when they do that." | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
-Like every year, -it's in my contract... | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
-..that I have to show -my personal highlights. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
-As the 'star of the show'... | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
-..I think I deserve a big intro. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:38 | |
-Take it away, Ricky! | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
-Jonathan Ichiban Davies. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:45 | |
-Jonathan Jiffy Davies. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
-Jonathan Jiffy Davies. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:56 | |
-Aren't commentators -supposed to be unbiased?! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
-I was on Radio Cymru. -There were no English listeners! | 0:32:08 | 0:32:12 | |
-Which pundit do you dislike most? | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
-Which pundit do you dislike most? - -They're all OK. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:17 | |
-They are, because -if they're not good enough... | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
-..they go and work for BT. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
-Hold his head. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:33 | |
-Hold his head. - -Hold this. I'll hold the head. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
-A slippery dick is a fish. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
-A slippery dick is a fish. - -You're good. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:43 | |
-You can tickle fish, can't you? -"Look at this slippery dick here." | 0:32:43 | 0:32:48 | |
-I used to tickle fish -in the river as a child. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
-Stop doing that, it's disgusting! | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
-Jammy! | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
-Show me a good loser, -I'll show you a loser. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
-Come on, Charlo! | 0:33:14 | 0:33:15 | |
-One team I played for -did something with a boiled egg. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:34 | |
-They'd bend you over, -push it up... | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
-..then the next player who had his -first cap had to peel it and eat it! | 0:33:38 | 0:33:42 | |
-It's your first time on the show! | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
-Bring us an egg! | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
-Can you just do one for me? | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
-Can you just do one for me? - -Yes. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:52 | |
-Put a bit of movement into it! | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
-Did Neil Jenkins -teach him to do that? | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
-Just kick the f***ing thing! | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
-This is how Jonathan was -and I'm sure nothing has changed. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:05 | |
-"Eh! Are we doing it now? Are we?" | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
-That is so true. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
-"Fuckin' 'ell, who writes this?" | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
-Look how this one -travelled last week. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
-Private jet. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
-If you thought -that looked uncomfortable... | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
-..here's how Jonathan travelled -between the airport and stadium. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:34 | |
-That's awful! | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
-I gave Sarra a lift! | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
-An agent in LA -who's from Port Talbot. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
-Is he your agent too? | 0:34:50 | 0:34:51 | |
-Is he your agent too? - -No. Different level, mate! | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
-I know what you mean! | 0:34:58 | 0:34:59 | |
-# Happy birthday to you | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
-# Happy birthday to you | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
-# Happy birthday to Jonathan | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
-# Happy birthday to you # | 0:35:13 | 0:35:19 | |
-Thank you! | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
-The Jonathan team had a challenge -during the year too. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:32 | |
-They tried to get sensible answers -from some Welsh players. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:36 | |
-Amongst them, Andy Powell. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
-In the Pack | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
-Front row first. Biggest tackle? | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
-Luke Charteris. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:47 | |
-Is it before the watershed?! | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
-Is it before the watershed?! - -Sean Holley. Loves his fishing. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
-Richard Hibbard. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:53 | |
-Luke Charteris. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
-For many reasons. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:57 | |
-Biggest nutter? Me. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
-Apart from myself... | 0:36:00 | 0:36:01 | |
-..I'd probably go Bradley Davies. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
-Next up, complains the most. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
-Melon, Gethin Jenkins. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:09 | |
-Complains about everything. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
-Complains about everything. - -Gethin Jenkins. Worst moaner ever. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
-Gethin Jenkins. -He'll never be happy! | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
-Favourite food? -Anything made in Sosban. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
-Karaoke song - -Never Forget by Take That. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
-# Never Forget -where you're coming from # - -where you've come here from yw'r geiriau iawn fi'n meddwl | 0:36:24 | 0:36:28 | |
-Lady In Red is my go to. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
-# Never pretend that it's for real # | 0:36:31 | 0:36:35 | |
-Twins? | 0:36:36 | 0:36:37 | |
-Some people say I look like Chesney -from Coronation Street... | 0:36:37 | 0:36:42 | |
-..so him. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:43 | |
-A lot of people say -I look like Denzel Washington. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
-Gareth Thomas. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
-I don't see it personally. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:51 | |
-Most famous person on your phone. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
-Jonathan. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:56 | |
-Jonathan Ross. | 0:36:57 | 0:36:58 | |
-It's taken me three years -since I retired to get his number. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
-The one and only Jonathan Davies, -the most famous man in Wales. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
-Jiffy is the most famous person -in my phone. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
-Biggest poser? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
-I think it's Gav, isn't it? | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
-Tom Shanklin. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:14 | |
-Tom Shanklin. - -My centre partner, Gavin Henson. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
-Super Gav. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:17 | |
-Travels with more toiletries than -my wife and daughter put together. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
-That's it for part three. -See you after the break. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
-. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:26 | |
-Subtitles | 0:37:33 | 0:37:33 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
-Welcome to you all. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
-We may be out of the World Cup... | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
-Please work. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:54 | |
-A minute to go, I hope. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:55 | |
-No. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:57 | |
-Before we chat, let's take a look -at a couple of... start again! | 0:37:57 | 0:38:01 | |
-Do they do action figures of you? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
-BLEEP | 0:38:07 | 0:38:08 | |
-BLEEP - -I've got cramp! | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
-Alright? | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
-Welcome to you all! | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
-Sorry, guys. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:30 | |
-Sorry, guys. - -It's one f***ing line! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
-Oh, I've been pressing -the wrong button. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
-One minute to go. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
-Is that what I say? -And then it's Time to Hit the Bar? | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
-You've only been doing it -four years. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
-I don't normally do this bit. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
-Welcome back. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:52 | |
-As you know, we like to send cameras -to watch you enjoying the matches. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:56 | |
-This week... | 0:38:56 | 0:38:57 | |
-This week... - -BLEEP | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
-It sounded like you were saying -shit. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
-Welcome back. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:09 | |
-Those were some of our outtakes... | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
-..showing it's impossible -to be perfect all the time. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:15 | |
-Especially if you're a ref. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:16 | |
-As the Wales team -reached the quarter-finals... | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
-..more famous people -came to chat on the sofa. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
-Singers, actors, players... | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
-..and... | 0:39:26 | 0:39:27 | |
-..a WAG from Anglesey. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
-How many pairs of shoes do you have? | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
-How many pairs of shoes do you have? - -Give us an estimate. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
-Give us an estimate. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:34 | |
-A hundred? | 0:39:36 | 0:39:37 | |
-A hundred pairs of shoes? | 0:39:38 | 0:39:38 | |
-A hundred pairs of shoes? - -You have more than a hundred. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
-Which is the most expensive pair? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
-The ones you saw earlier. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
-Louboutin? | 0:39:46 | 0:39:47 | |
-Louboutin? - -Yes, the python ones. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
-How much did they cost? | 0:39:50 | 0:39:51 | |
-About 100,000. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:53 | |
-What?! 100,000? | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
-I didn't buy them. They were a gift. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
-Gift? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:00 | |
-Oh, my...! | 0:40:01 | 0:40:02 | |
-That is mental. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
-One hundred thousand? I love it. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
-No, not 100,000. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
-One thousand. Bloody hell! | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
-One thousand. Bloody hell! - -Goodness me! | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
-I've always wanted -to ask you one question. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
-Is the rumour true about your father -putting on a bet about you... | 0:40:20 | 0:40:25 | |
-..when you started playing rugby? | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
-Is it true? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
-I knew he'd made some kind of bet. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
-What was it? | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
-That I would become -Wales' leading try-scorer. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
-How old were you? | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
-How old were you? - -I was around eleven. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:44 | |
-Good bet. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
-People ask me how much he won. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
-After winning the bet, he moved -to Mumbles, quite near to Jiffy. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:54 | |
-Only wealthy people live down there. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:58 | |
-He drives around in a Ferrari. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
-He's doing well anyway. -I'm not sure how much it was. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:06 | |
-It was true. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:07 | |
-Here's a photo of Gareth Charles. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
-He was a bit excited -about the Wales v England game. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
-Finally, we hear news -that our Nigel... | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
-..has spent his spare time -relaxing on Cefn Sidan beach. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
-He needs a flat cap. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
-A tag by the twins. -Bryn looks to be in trouble. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
-The twin goes for the crab. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:35 | |
-It's a Boston crab. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:36 | |
-34 seconds. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:40 | |
-34 seconds. - -35. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:41 | |
-Odd names -aren't confined to rugby. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:46 | |
-I thought I'd give you a quiz -or a test, call it what you will. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:50 | |
-I've got a couple of names here -for you to guess. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
-Everyone can play along. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
-Guess what sport they play. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
-Rusty Kuntz. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:00 | |
-Rusty what? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:02 | |
-Rusty what? | 0:42:03 | 0:42:04 | |
-Say it! | 0:42:05 | 0:42:06 | |
-Any idea? | 0:42:07 | 0:42:07 | |
-Any idea? - -Golf? | 0:42:07 | 0:42:08 | |
-Gymnast? | 0:42:09 | 0:42:10 | |
-On the pommel horse! | 0:42:12 | 0:42:13 | |
-Have you met any of your heroes? | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
-They arranged for me -to interview Paul Young. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:24 | |
-Nobody here remembers Paul Young. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:25 | |
-Nobody here remembers Paul Young. - -They're too young. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
-Wherever I lay my 'at... | 0:42:27 | 0:42:28 | |
-Wherever I lay my 'at... - -..that's my 'ome. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
-They'd arranged it as a surprise. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
-They told me I'd be interviewing my -hero, my pop crush, the next week. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:38 | |
-They filmed it -and sent it on to Paul Young. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
-The following week, I said... | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
-.."Hello, Paul. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
-"I've loved you from the very -first day I clapped eyes on you." | 0:42:48 | 0:42:53 | |
-Anyway, I told him -I was a massive fan. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
-He said, "I can see you in front -of me now, I have a picture." | 0:42:57 | 0:43:01 | |
-I said, "Really"? | 0:43:02 | 0:43:03 | |
-"Yes." | 0:43:04 | 0:43:05 | |
-I said, "Would you"? | 0:43:05 | 0:43:06 | |
-"No! Don't answer that!" | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
-Around the posts. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:18 | |
-This year's been a memorable one -for one man especially. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
-Unfortunately, we won't hear -the end of it from now on. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:37 | |
-Here are the highlights -of the best ref in the world. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
-From everyone on the programme, -well done, Nigel. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
-The best referee -from Mynydd Cerrig... | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
-..Nigel Owens. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
-Your Welsh is very good. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
-You should have used a mutation -there! | 0:43:57 | 0:43:59 | |
-Here's one of his potatoes. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:06 | |
-I need to plant some potatoes! | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
-Here's the Tweet of the Week. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
-You're starstruck looking -at that lad. You're dribbling. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:22 | |
-If you dribbled out of that nose, -we'd all drown. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:25 | |
-Stay over there! | 0:44:30 | 0:44:31 | |
-Don't put it on my shirt. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:34 | |
-Have you got him? | 0:44:35 | 0:44:36 | |
-He'll drop him! | 0:44:36 | 0:44:37 | |
-Don't drop him. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:39 | |
-Oh! | 0:44:40 | 0:44:41 | |
-He's a bit rough. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:43 | |
-He's a bit rough. - -They are a bit rough. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
-The only thing is, -when you're doing that... | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
-..you've got to jump -six feet in the air. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
-Earlier on, -she asked me how she looked. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
-I said she looked like -a young Margaret Thatcher. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:12 | |
-He thought that was a compliment! -He really thought that. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:17 | |
-You collect whistles. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
-You collect whistles. - -Yes, and I've blown every one. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
-I've read the book, -and it's well worth reading. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:27 | |
-One page stands out, to be honest. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:29 | |
-This page here. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
-He'll be next with a MBE. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:39 | |
-Straight to a knighthood. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
-Sir Nigel Owens. A minute to go. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
-What the hell's wrong with you?! | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
-1-0! | 0:45:52 | 0:45:53 | |
-Imagine they've given the final -of the World Cup to Wayne Barnes. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:58 | |
-Find some passion. | 0:45:58 | 0:45:59 | |
-We mustn't forget that one Welshman -is still in the tournament. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:06 | |
-But he hasn't had a semi. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
-He hasn't had a semi but if he gets -the final, he'll get an erection! | 0:46:09 | 0:46:13 | |
-After discovering that he'll be -refereeing the World Cup final... | 0:46:16 | 0:46:21 | |
-..Nigel Owens goes a little -over the top in celebrating. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
-# A little Welshman's -got the whistle, up in Twickenham | 0:46:32 | 0:46:36 | |
-# Up in Twickenham | 0:46:37 | 0:46:38 | |
-# Up in Twickenham | 0:46:39 | 0:46:40 | |
-# He's reffing the World Cup final -up in Twickenham | 0:46:41 | 0:46:45 | |
-# Up in Twickenham | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
-# Oh, we love you | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
-# Oh, we love you | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
-# Nigel in the World Cup # | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
-Jonathan and Sarra, thank you -for the messages and the support... | 0:46:57 | 0:47:01 | |
-..during the World Cup. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:03 | |
-Thank you to you viewers -and everyone... | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
-..for your kind and lovely messages. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
-It meant a lot. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
-It really does. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:12 | |
-I'm very sorry that the programme -wasn't as good in my absence. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:17 | |
-# Nige, the world's best ref # | 0:47:19 | 0:47:23 | |
-Another series of Jonathan -is at an end. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
-I hope you enjoyed -some of the highlights. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
-We'll be back next year -for the Six Nations Championship. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:38 | |
-Until then, merry Christmas -and a happy new year. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:42 | |
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