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We're in the Staffordshire County Showground today.

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And with all these ceramics about, we're going to go potty.

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So let's go bargain hunting, too.

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Once known as the capital of the brewing business

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in the United Kingdom,

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Staffordshire sure is a fine place to come and have a pint.

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In fact, I hope that our teams' glasses will be half-full

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rather than half-empty when I call time.

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Right then, whose round is it? Yours?

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No? Typical!

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Coming up on today's show...

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-It's a happy and united camp in the Red Team.

-Back on track!

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Whilst the Blues have fun with a pun or two.

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-That's a bit of a porker, isn't it?

-It's a catch.

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Let's trawl for some more.

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So let's meet the teams.

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So, on the teams today, we have mother and daughter, Carol and June.

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And for the Blues, we've got the Baker boys, Mark and Stu.

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Hello, everyone. Lovely to see you.

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Now, Carol, I understand you're good at fertilisation and propagation?

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You're right, Tim.

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And I have been doing it mainly in terms of allotment-ing.

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-Do you grow your own potatoes?

-I do.

-Lovely.

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-Have you got your earlies in?

-I don't do earlies.

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-Oh, you don't?

-I only do main crop and salad.

-Lovely.

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And what do you get up to

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when you're not down at the old allotment?

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I'm an independent education consultant.

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-Gosh, that's a title.

-It sounds good.

-It does indeed.

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What I do, I work with secondary schools mainly

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and I review them under the OFSTED criteria.

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And then help them to develop action plans and improvement

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and do the training.

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-Well, it sounds very interesting as well.

-It is, and rewarding.

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-Now, June, you're in the same line, aren't you?

-I am.

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I currently teach 9 to 10-year-olds

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two afternoons a week at a local primary school.

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And is this an inevitable family route from mother to daughter?

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I think it has sunk in through osmosis over the years, basically.

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But you love the job, though?

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Yes, they're like little sponges, that age group.

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-Their mind's a piece of blotting paper.

-It is.

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-It is amazing what they will take on board.

-Yeah.

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-Forget it soon after, though!

-Yes!

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And you are very keen on antiques and recycling in your family.

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I like to think of it as giving a pre-loved item a new home

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and I have lots of those in my home.

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If people have something they'll give me a ring and say,

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"Would you like it?" And I say, "Yes, please!"

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Is that what you are going to be buying today then?

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I shall be looking for little quirky small items.

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All that money is there to be spent, you know.

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-You don't have to be modest.

-No, we are good with other people's money.

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-Are you going to go and blow the lot?

-Yeah!

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We will see in a minute how you get on with that.

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Anyway, very good luck, girls.

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-Now, 'ello, 'ello, as they say.

-'Ello, 'ello!

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-How are you both, in your favourite colour?

-Very well.

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Would feel uncomfortable in red.

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-You would be, wouldn't you, you both being policemen?

-Yes indeed.

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Mark, what particular aspect of the police force is yours?

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I am on the traffic department, so motorways and collisions,

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fast cars zipping up and down, all that sort of exciting stuff.

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When one is going along in the middle lane,

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a police BMW goes meeeeow! like that, past you,

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you think to yourself, "My gosh, is he late for tea?"

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-Oh, we would never do such a thing, Tim!

-Really?

-Of course not.

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And tell us about the running.

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I have always really enjoyed running, long-distance mostly.

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I've done a couple of marathons, the London and Brighton Marathon.

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-Raising money for whom?

-For a cancer charity.

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So you are fit as a trivet then?

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You have got to be able to run after them, haven't you?

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-Criminals, Tim.

-Now, Stu, you work in the police too.

-I do.

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-What department are you in?

-I am in the response team.

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-Where the real work takes place.

-Is it quite exciting?

-It is.

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You don't know what you're going to get.

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You turn up to work and you think,

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you just don't know what you're going to get.

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Do you ever get to work together, you two?

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-No, unfortunately we are in different forces.

-I see.

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But we get the banter and that.

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I don't think the public would be ready for the two of us!

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It would be interesting, wouldn't it?

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So what sort of things will you be going for today?

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Handcuffs, couple of truncheons? Anything like that?

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Well, if we see anything like that, it may give us

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the inspiration to go for that.

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I think we are going to try and go for, we're going to take some risks.

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-Are you?

-Yeah.

-Anyway, this is the money moment. Each get your £300.

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You know the rules, your experts await and off you go.

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Very, very good luck.

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Off you go then.

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For the Reds we have Paul Laidlaw, who is calling up his new recruits.

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Hello.

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BLOWS WHISTLE

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Whilst Mark Stacey whistles up his Blue Team.

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-This is it, Carol and June.

-Excellent.

-Excited.

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I should be in safe hands today,

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I've got the long arm of the law with me.

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-Should be behind your back, really.

-Oh!

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We like jewellery, we like quirky objects

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but different jewellery, different quirky objects.

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-It's like yes and no, isn't it?

-It is.

-Big risks, risk-taking.

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-Spend all the money.

-Spend all the money?

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You'll have to leave me a little something.

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A couple of pounds, maybe.

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-Go for it. Don't look at me. Look at this.

-Right.

-You heard the man.

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Eyes down.

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Now, something pricey has already caught Carol's eye.

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It is my champagne taste, you see. It's absolutely gorgeous.

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-Wrong programme.

-You're telling me no chance. Fine.

-Which way? This way.

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-Let's go for it.

-That's you told, Carol. Best move on, love.

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Now, Blues, what have you found?

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How about things like animals? How well do they go down?

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-Something like this, for instance.

-It's a bit crude.

-Yeah.

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-Do you like pigs?

-I see what you have done there.

-Oh, Mark, honestly!

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I didn't actually realise the pun in that.

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-We're going to do puns all day.

-We have started now.

-I quite like him.

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-How much is your pig, sir?

-250.

-Oh! That's a bit of a porker, isn't it?

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-It's a stinker.

-You're going to spend a lot less than that.

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So, we know the Blues like pigs, but what do the Reds fancy?

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I am more of a... knick-knacky, quirky little one catches my eye.

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OK.

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I like Georgian silver and Art Deco jewellery

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-and Goldscheider bronze.

-I'm sure you do!

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But you might find some Deco jewellery or some early silver

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at the right price here. Find me some. I defy you.

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So the challenge is on, Reds. Good luck.

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Meanwhile, those police officers seem a bit lost.

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Yeah, we were going that route.

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We were going to go that way and then round.

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You should know directions here, you know.

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-It's like pounding the beat with you two.

-'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.

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This is really hard.

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It is nowhere near as easy as you think it is going to be.

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One for the armchair critics?

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THEY LAUGH

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Try it, folks. Believe us.

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Yes, it really is much harder than it looks, you know, Reds.

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But you are in safe hands here with Paul.

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Now, what are the Blues carping on about?

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I wonder what that little fish is. It sort of looks Indian-ish.

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How much is the fish? Do you know offhand?

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-Yes, it is 65 but I would do it for 55.

-Shall we have a look?

-Yes.

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-It is a pretty thing.

-Do you think it's silver?

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I think it is Indian silver probably, which is

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a lower grade than ours. But it has got this sort of gilt.

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-It's quite nice, intricate patterns.

-Yes, it is.

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Filigree work on there as well.

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And people could do different things with it,

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-they could put it on a key chain.

-It is quite cute, actually.

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And the fact it is all linked in, that is

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actually quite good workmanship, isn't it?

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-I think you might like this, you know.

-Yeah, I think we do as well.

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What did the lady say was her best price?

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I think she said our best price was 50.

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-Did you say your best price was 50? I am smiling sweetly!

-I know!

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46.

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-Go on, you will make a profit.

-What do you think?

-It's a catch.

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THEY LAUGH

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-Right, winner.

-£46, I think we agreed.

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You are an absolute star, thank you very much.

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It's all going swimmingly for you bobbies. Well done.

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First one in the bag. Or should it be "net"?

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-Done, let's trawl for some more!

-Oh, you are a wit!

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He is a one, that Mark. But we love him.

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Now, how are Carol and June getting on?

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-Could I tempt you with furniture?

-Yeah.

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We are in rich territory here, this is a great stall, I love this.

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-That is... Like it or loathe it?

-I love it.

-Love it.

-Ohh!

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-We are beyond like, we are to love.

-It's lovely.

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Tell me more, why do you love it?

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I think it is small, it will go into any house, any home.

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You could put it in a bedroom, put it in a child's room.

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-Is that mother-of-pearl?

-It is abalone, yes, related to.

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That's the bit I love.

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Excuse me, is your chair expensive?

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-It has 50 on it.

-50 on it.

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£50 for a proper antique bedroom chair. Let's have a look.

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It's a bit worn here, isn't it?

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-Or is that OK?

-Believe me,

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these things fall apart. That's the problem in them.

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-This is OK, it's better than OK, it's good.

-Right.

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-Do you want to go for it?

-You liked it.

-I liked it.

-I liked it. You're...

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Yeah. Go for it.

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Would you accept 30 for the chair?

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-Sorry?

-30?

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No, sorry. The best on it would be...

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40, 44 would be the best on it.

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-40. I'll give you 40.

-No, sorry.

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Crunch time. Do you want to put it in the bag

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-and go, "Look, it's one down, it's a good thing"?

-Yes, let's do it.

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Let's do it. Shake the woman's hand.

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Thank you very much. We'll take it at 44. Thank you.

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-Phew!

-Yay!

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Great, Reds.

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But no time for sitting about. You still have two items to find.

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I see the boys in blue aren't wasting any time.

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A pair of silver floral embossed trumpet vases, London 1896,

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so they're even older than Paul Laidlaw.

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Now, now, Mark! Catty!

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They are quite nice. Are they in good condition?

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Well, they're in reasonable condition.

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They are a pair, which is nice.

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That one has been dropped, I think, or something, hasn't it?

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What were you thinking about auction price for that?

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I would say, if they were going into auction,

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if I was being absolutely honest...

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-Yep.

-The auctioneer would probably estimate those

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-at sort of 80-120, or 70-100.

-OK.

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Because they're not terribly heavy,

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but they might appeal to a public buyer

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-because they are quite decorative.

-Yes.

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-OK, what's your best?

-95.

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-Well, we're getting there.

-We are getting there.

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-We can go a bit lower, can't we?

-Come on.

-That is really the lowest.

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I know, because I just need them to have a bit of a chance.

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85, then, and that's rock bottom.

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That's giving me back £3 profit on what I paid for them.

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What do you think, 85?

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-Yeah, let's do it.

-All right.

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-Do it for 85.

-85, thank you very much.

-Thank you.

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I think that's what they call daylight robbery, boys,

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but that's two down, so well done.

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MUSIC: THEME FROM "THE BILL"

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Is that about the size there that you wear?

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It is for my gnome outside.

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Meanwhile, the Reds are on a mission.

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-We need to get number two.

-We do.

-And quickly.

-Very.

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-OK?

-Yes.

-Right.

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-Let's go!

-Move.

-Is it over here?

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Thank you very much.

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And it looks like they've heard about the good deal the Blues got,

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so they are at the same stall.

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Is the cream jug assay marked?

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-Yes.

-Georgian one?

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Chester, I'm not sure of the date.

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Georgian silver, where's our expert?

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Lovely. You see, it's plain.

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-Tell me about that. Elegant.

-I like it plain, yeah.

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It's just plain, it's elegant, you could use it now.

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Do you know the form, the term for that one?

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-Is it helmet?

-You're good!

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-Yes! Get in!

-How good am I?

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-Do I need an expert?

-Love it!

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I don't think you do, Carol.

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Let's see these marks. How clear are the marks?

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Because you can add value with assay office and smith

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because people collect their own areas.

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Did you say Chester? Chester's collectable, isn't it as well?

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-It's reproduction Georgian.

-Aw.

-That's a shame.

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No great weight to it, so there's no value,

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the value's got to be in its collectability as an object.

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Can that be cheaper or not?

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What price is on there?

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67.

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54?

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-No.

-What would you be looking at?

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Go on, Carol!

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-Less than you want to give it to us for.

-You'd be insulted.

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Try it!

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-If I said 35?

-Cheeky.

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£5 more than I was going to say.

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THEY LAUGH

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-Next time we need to confer, OK?

-OK, we're a team, remember?

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-Thank you very much.

-No problem. I could do it for 42.

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-We're getting close.

-No.

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-Have to walk away, then.

-Walk away, then.

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-40?

-Thanks very much.

-Thank you.

-Appreciate that.

-All right, then.

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Cor, they're playing a hard bargain today, those Reds.

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The Blues, they're feeling the pressure.

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-It's really stressful, isn't it?

-How fast has it gone past?

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-It's just whizzed by.

-Like absolute lightning.

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If we could get that pig that we saw in the beginning,

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I know it's loads of money, but if we get that pig,

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-imagine blowing 299 and leaving him with a quid.

-A pound.

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"There's a nugget. Fill your boots!"

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The first two items we bought,

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I'm not quite sure that they love them as much as I like them,

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but they seemed to like the fish

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and I think they appreciated the silver vases were antique

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and you know, one for each of them.

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I just think they're having a ball, aren't they, really?

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A policeman's ball, probably.

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So while the Blues are off on their next task,

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the Reds don't seem to have moved far.

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We have one each. Which one do you like, June?

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I like that one because it's plain.

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-Oh, right.

-Because I like plain things, but that one is quite nice

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-with the floral detail.

-I like that, with the little bit of engraving.

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We know what they are, visiting card cases.

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Date-wise, anyone?

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I'd have said late Victorian.

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Victorian? We're absolutely happy at that. Maybe a wee bit earlier,

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but Victorian, yes.

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-They're not uncommon.

-No.

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But they are easy to like.

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Do you know, they are very useful for putting your bank cards in.

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I like your style!

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-It's this pre-loved, recycling...

-You may as well use it.

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You've got to use things or you don't add to the history.

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-I hear you, yeah.

-Because if you don't touch it and use it,

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how do you add to the story?

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Could we see if they will do us a deal on that and the silver?

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-Shall we do it?

-Yeah, go for it.

-Go, go, go!

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Are these expensive?

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-VENDOR:

-What do you mean, expensive?

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Are they 15 or 20 quid each?

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-How much are they?

-60.

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We're wasting our time. Do you want the wee bit of silver?

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35, definitely.

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As a parting shot?

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I can't. I'm losing money on that.

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What can it be?

0:16:340:16:36

38 would be... 38.

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Right, so it's £38 or nothing.

0:16:400:16:42

-What are we doing?

-We'll go for it.

-Buying it?

-Yeah.

-I love it.

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Excellent. Thank you very much.

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-Pleasure.

-Thank you.

-Pleasure.

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-Thank you.

-Pleasure.

-High five.

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Get in there.

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Back on track! Come on.

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Nice work, Reds.

0:17:000:17:01

I like to see a happy team, but are alarm bells ringing for the Blues?

0:17:010:17:06

-So we've got ten minutes left, you know.

-Only ten minutes.

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-And we've still got one item.

-Feeling the pressure.

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-Are you feeling the pressure?

-Yeah, very much so.

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-Are you enjoying it, though?

-Oh, yes.

-Really?

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I know you are because you have a big smile on your face all the time.

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I've always got a big smile on my face.

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That's quite nice. Do you like that?

0:17:250:17:27

-I do like that. It's nice.

-It's lovely.

0:17:270:17:29

I think we'll need to have a look at it,

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because it looked to me as if it might be silver.

0:17:310:17:34

-Got it.

-Wow.

0:17:340:17:37

Stones in there. What are the stones?

0:17:370:17:39

Well, they are semiprecious stones, I would say.

0:17:390:17:41

It has a sort of continental feel to me. What does it say?

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-Austro-Hungarian.

-Yes.

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It's quite dramatic, isn't it?

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What sort of year are we talking about?

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Sort of 1890, that sort of date.

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And actually, at the end of the 19th century, there was quite a vogue

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for copying jewellery from the sort of 13th, 14th, 15th century.

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-Right.

-And they, of course, had very rough ways of cutting stones,

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-which is why these look rather... not to today's standards.

-Yeah.

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What have they got it tagged up for?

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Well, not an unreasonable figure, actually. £85.

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We might be able to tweak it down a bit.

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It's your turn this time, Stuart. Go on, turn on your charm.

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What's your best price you'd be able to offer us on this?

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I could do it for 65.

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You sure you can't do it for 60?

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You can't smile even sweeter at the lady?

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-Is he any good at this, do you know?

-I hope so.

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-He's a lot quieter than you.

-Well, yes.

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Maybe his calm, polite manner is going to... Not so brash.

0:18:400:18:43

-You'll do it for 60? That's ever so kind.

-Thank you very much.

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And we've got five minutes left,

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-so shall we agree that's our third purchase? 60 quid?

-Come on.

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-Would it help you if we took the pressure off?

-Yes.

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Go on, Mark. Say yes. Just for Stuart.

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-Yes.

-Yes. We're in agreement.

-Yes.

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-Well done, Stuart.

-Well done, Stuart. Round of applause.

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-Thank you.

-Yes, great work, chaps. That's all three items bought.

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The Reds, however, are running out of time.

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Woof.

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I don't mind telling you, a wee bit of pressure here.

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We want to spend over £100 on a bit of silver with you!

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-I'm a lucky man.

-But it's got to be worth it.

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-I've got some Georgian silver.

-What have you got?

-OK...

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Just quality silver,

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stand-alone, 100, 150.

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Well, it's a good thing. Lovely gilding.

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These are your ticket prices. Consider us trade buyers.

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How much is that really?

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I could do that for you for 160.

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The trade price on that is 100 quid.

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I couldn't do 100. I could do 120.

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-June, do we know what a vinaigrette is?

-No.

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-Be quick.

-Vinaigrette, shall I...?

0:19:510:19:54

Well, I know it's a salad dressing.

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THEY LAUGH

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That's what I know.

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OK. Um...

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Georgian lady or gentleman out in less than polite society

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and oh, the odour.

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One carries a vinaigrette with a little sponge

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with some fragrance inside

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and just, "Oh, my word! That's so much better, darling.

0:20:150:20:19

"Let's get to the mansion."

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You'd think that Scotsman had all the time in the world, wouldn't you?

0:20:210:20:24

Two and a half minutes, guys.

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-We'd better have a look quick. May we?

-A quick look.

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-There you go.

-That is gorgeous. I love that.

-You like?

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Gilded to protect the silver

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-from the essences within the sponge.

-That's really cute.

0:20:350:20:38

Good fun, isn't it? A lot going on there. And it closes tight?

0:20:380:20:41

Little bit of engine turning there, a vacant cartouche.

0:20:420:20:45

-May I talk turkey?

-Yes.

0:20:450:20:48

Take your money back on it. Round one-er.

0:20:480:20:52

-Not 120.

-110?

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In you go. This is my secret weapon!

0:20:550:20:58

-Flutter!

-Please!

-I'll do 150.

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Two minutes.

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-110 would be really good for us.

-115 would be better for me.

0:21:020:21:05

-I know.

-I think it's 115.

0:21:050:21:08

-I think 115.

-I think the price is very fair. Are we doing it?

0:21:080:21:11

-BOTH: Yes.

-We're going for it.

-Shake the hand. Cheers, my man.

0:21:110:21:13

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much.

-No problem.

-Thank you.

0:21:130:21:16

Ladies.

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Georgian silver. Behold!

0:21:190:21:22

And wait for it...

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3, 2, 1. An hour.

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-We've done it! Yes!

-Well done, Reds.

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And they've got that bit of Georgian silver in the end.

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You what? Time's up? Time's up.

0:21:330:21:36

Let's check out what the red team bought.

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The Reds paid £44 for the early Victorian lacquered bedroom chair.

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The Chester silver helmet-form cream jug cost them £38.

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And in their last minute,

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they paid £115 for the Georgian silver vinaigrette.

0:21:520:21:56

Now, you've just finished your shopping, which is magnificent.

0:21:570:22:00

Your grand total was how much?

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-197, I think.

-197.

-Yes.

-Well, that's OK.

0:22:020:22:05

-Who's got the £103?

-We both have.

-Have you? Oh.

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You've got the 3. Oh, yes. Thank you very much.

0:22:080:22:12

-Tell me, which is your favourite piece?

-The vinaigrette.

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-The vinaigrette is your favourite piece?

-Yes.

-And for me also.

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Will that bring the biggest profit?

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-It's going to bring in an enormous profit.

-Is it?

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I think we may make a profit on the small cream jug.

0:22:210:22:25

-You think that might do better than the vinaigrette?

-I think it might.

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That's your prediction. OK, fine.

0:22:280:22:30

Well, here you go. Paul Laidlaw, that's a nice pile of dough.

0:22:300:22:33

Go and find yourself a jolly nice bonus buy if you possibly can.

0:22:330:22:37

Meanwhile, we're going to check out

0:22:370:22:39

what the Blue team bought, aren't we?

0:22:390:22:41

The Blues splashed out £46 for the continental silver fish pendant.

0:22:420:22:47

The pair of silver Victorian trumpet vases cost them £85.

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And finally, they spent £60

0:22:530:22:55

on the eye-catching Hungarian silver bracelet.

0:22:550:22:59

-So how was that shopping, chaps?

-Really fun.

-Really good, yeah.

0:22:590:23:02

More exciting than riding your motor bicycle?

0:23:020:23:04

There was some speeding around, but mainly by us, really.

0:23:040:23:07

So, Stuart, which is your favourite piece?

0:23:070:23:09

-Probably the fish.

-The fish?

-Yes.

0:23:090:23:11

-Do you agree with that?

-I do, actually. We agree.

0:23:110:23:13

We both really like that, the first thing we came across,

0:23:130:23:15

-and, yeah, it's good.

-All right, that's nice.

0:23:150:23:17

And you spent in total?

0:23:170:23:19

-£191.

-Did you? That's a good amount.

-It's not bad.

0:23:190:23:22

-191. I'd like, therefore, 109, please.

-OK.

0:23:220:23:25

We've got a fiver in there somewhere.

0:23:250:23:27

-OK, fine. Well, here we go, Mark.

-A lot of money, Tim.

0:23:270:23:30

-Yes, it is indeed.

-Spend it wisely.

0:23:300:23:32

But it couldn't go to a better person to spend it, I have to say.

0:23:320:23:36

Well, I'm going to try to find something that complements

0:23:360:23:39

the other items they bought,

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and something that turns into something else.

0:23:410:23:43

Good luck with that complexity!

0:23:430:23:46

Meanwhile, the last time I was here in Stafford,

0:23:460:23:49

I came across an antique that could, well, just keep you fit.

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Sometimes in these fairs, you are lucky enough

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to come across something that you might call a barn discovery.

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And that's exactly what this piece of furniture is.

0:24:100:24:13

It has seen better days, has it not? But what is it?

0:24:130:24:18

Well, this thing was made probably by Gillows of Lancaster

0:24:180:24:23

around about 1820, for a stately home.

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And it epitomises a piece of furniture

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that was exclusively made for the rich landowning classes.

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It's called a chamber horse.

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The idea being that on wet days,

0:24:400:24:43

when it was inclement to go out riding your horse,

0:24:430:24:46

what you do is to mount this seat.

0:24:460:24:50

Now, originally, this was covered in slick leather.

0:24:500:24:54

You can see the horsehair padding all coming out,

0:24:540:24:57

but if you look carefully, there are two tiers underneath here

0:24:570:25:01

filled with the equivalent of bedsprings.

0:25:010:25:03

That's what gives this thing a little bit of bounce.

0:25:030:25:07

And before the bottom tier collapsed,

0:25:070:25:10

this area came up to here, round about there,

0:25:100:25:15

and it was all on these bouncy springs,

0:25:150:25:18

and the idea was to keep your legs in good riding trim,

0:25:180:25:24

you get astride this thing, put your leg up over the top,

0:25:240:25:29

and literally plant your bottom in the middle there,

0:25:290:25:32

and you would be facing this direction,

0:25:320:25:35

and you would grip the rail in front of you like that,

0:25:350:25:38

and in the middle of the gallery on your house,

0:25:380:25:40

you go, "Tally-ho! Tally-ho!"

0:25:400:25:42

And you would go bouncing up and down like this,

0:25:420:25:45

and you bounce up and down like that for about an hour and a half,

0:25:450:25:49

rather like skiing exercises,

0:25:490:25:51

whereupon your legs would remain in good condition

0:25:510:25:55

for you to get astride a horse.

0:25:550:25:58

Hence, it's called a chamber horse.

0:25:580:26:01

Ride it in the chamber of your Georgian country house.

0:26:020:26:07

How about that for a brilliant piece of kit?

0:26:070:26:09

And here it is. It desperately needs restoration.

0:26:090:26:13

And it sold to a lucky buyer

0:26:130:26:16

who is going to pour all that TLC into it,

0:26:160:26:20

and no doubt bring it back in a restored condition

0:26:200:26:24

with new leather, polished lovely mahogany,

0:26:240:26:27

whereupon the thing will be worth, on a good day,

0:26:270:26:30

at auction, £2,000-3,000.

0:26:300:26:32

A useless piece of kit,

0:26:320:26:34

but if you've got one of those country houses

0:26:340:26:37

and you want to have an original thing that might have sat in it,

0:26:370:26:40

this could be the baby for you.

0:26:400:26:42

It's a few weeks on from the fair, and the big question today is,

0:26:440:26:48

will our teams be bouncing for joy at the auction?

0:26:480:26:51

Well, what a lovely way to start the day this is.

0:26:580:27:00

Richard Winterton's auction house in Burton-on-Trent,

0:27:000:27:03

-with Richard Winterton himself.

-Absolutely delighted to have you.

0:27:030:27:07

-Yes. Well, we're delighted to be here.

-Good.

0:27:070:27:09

Now, this Red team have kicked on

0:27:090:27:12

-with the single lacquer bedroom chair.

-Yes.

0:27:120:27:14

How do you rate that chair, then?

0:27:140:27:17

I think we've overdone it.

0:27:170:27:18

We put 30 to 40 on it, and I don't know if we'll get that.

0:27:180:27:21

What, you think you'll struggle to get 20?

0:27:210:27:23

I'm going to be positive on it, and if we get £20,

0:27:230:27:25

that's what they paid for it, and we should get there.

0:27:250:27:28

They paid £44, actually.

0:27:280:27:30

You're going to have to pull your gavel well and truly to the fore!

0:27:300:27:34

-I think we will struggle on that.

-Yes, OK.

0:27:340:27:36

Now, what about this lovely Chester-hallmarked

0:27:360:27:39

Georgian-style helmet-form cream jug?

0:27:390:27:42

It's collectable, good, solid seller.

0:27:420:27:46

-How much?

-30 to 50.

-OK. £38 paid.

0:27:460:27:48

-Yeah, we're fine with that.

-That should wipe its face.

-Yes.

0:27:480:27:51

-How about this little vinaigrette?

-Yes, fab.

-Complete with sponge.

0:27:510:27:54

-Yeah, I like that.

-It's good, isn't it?

-Yes, yes.

0:27:540:27:57

A lot of people are now coming fresh to the market

0:27:570:27:59

who are interested in collecting. That's a good start.

0:27:590:28:01

They know their money is no good in the bank.

0:28:010:28:03

-You're much better off with some objects.

-Yes.

0:28:030:28:05

-You can't go wrong.

-Can't go wrong.

0:28:050:28:07

-At the right price.

-At the right price.

0:28:070:28:10

-What is the price?

-We've gone 70 to 90.

0:28:100:28:11

-Not the right price.

-Oh.

-They paid 150.

0:28:110:28:15

-Come on.

-That's still OK.

0:28:150:28:16

-Is it?

-Yeah, we'll make that.

-You'll get 120, £130?

0:28:160:28:19

I wouldn't quite say that, but I think we'll get 115.

0:28:190:28:22

-Do you?

-Yeah.

-Well, if you do, they might not need the bonus buy.

0:28:220:28:25

But let's go and have a look at it anyway.

0:28:250:28:27

-This is exciting, isn't it?

-Very.

-You gave Paul Laidlaw £103.

0:28:280:28:32

We all know what an old clever-socks he is, so what did you buy, Paul?

0:28:320:28:38

-Well, we were very much on the silver trail, were we not?

-Yeah.

0:28:380:28:41

I bought the least likely object you will see

0:28:410:28:45

in silver as long as you live.

0:28:450:28:46

-LAUGHTER

-It's got a fascinating action.

0:28:460:28:50

-Don't you always slap them?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

0:28:500:28:52

-BELL DOES NOT RING

-Turn the knob.

0:28:520:28:54

BELL RINGS

0:28:540:28:55

-Oh, I like it.

-The sophistication of the engineering alone...

0:28:550:28:59

Period, Edwardian.

0:29:000:29:03

It adorned quite a table.

0:29:030:29:06

I think this is for summoning one's staff.

0:29:060:29:09

We could do that. This is definitely our sort of thing.

0:29:090:29:12

-How much did you pay for it?

-What do you think I paid?

0:29:120:29:15

30.

0:29:150:29:17

-35.

-Well done!

-Yeah.

-She's pretty good.

0:29:170:29:20

LAUGHTER

0:29:200:29:22

Junie, what do you think? Do you want to hold it?

0:29:220:29:25

How much you think it will sell for?

0:29:250:29:26

Novelty sells, rarity sells, and quality sells.

0:29:260:29:30

-That should do 70 or £80.

-I think it's a most interesting thing.

0:29:300:29:33

-I think it's nice.

-And if you turn it over, underneath,

0:29:330:29:36

you've got a little bit of blonde oak, right?

0:29:360:29:38

So somebody who made that didn't just make it with some

0:29:380:29:41

rubbish method. That is a pukka piece of wood in there.

0:29:410:29:46

I think it is a most interesting item.

0:29:460:29:48

-It's a nice thing.

-Functional as well, today, you could use it,

0:29:480:29:51

even if you don't have staff.

0:29:510:29:52

-Exactly.

-You could pretend.

-You could pretend.

0:29:520:29:54

-We could train someone to the bell.

-We could, couldn't we?

0:29:540:29:57

-LAUGHTER

-Get the dog to come!

0:29:570:30:00

Pushing a sandwich trolley!

0:30:000:30:02

Just after Bargain Hunt's finished. We've cracked it!

0:30:020:30:06

Anyway, on that happy note, why don't we check out

0:30:070:30:09

for the viewers at home

0:30:090:30:10

what the auctioneer thinks about Paul's bell?

0:30:100:30:13

RINGS BELL

0:30:130:30:15

-There we go, Richard.

-I love it. It just needs a bit of work.

0:30:150:30:18

Obviously, the plating on the top has all been rubbed off

0:30:180:30:20

with all the rubbing. It's got a lot of history in that.

0:30:200:30:23

-I think it's great.

-Yes, bowing and scraping, all the staff.

-It's good.

0:30:230:30:26

-It's a nice object. You don't see many of them.

-That's true.

0:30:260:30:29

-That's very true.

-So, yeah, I like it.

-OK. So how much?

0:30:290:30:33

-40 to 50.

-OK.

-Yeah. No trouble.

0:30:330:30:35

£35 from the Laidlaw. He's no fool.

0:30:350:30:37

-No.

-Anyway, that's it for the Reds.

0:30:370:30:39

Now for the Blues. Very silvery and small things.

0:30:390:30:43

Here we've got a silver-gilt articulated fish pendant.

0:30:430:30:47

Do you think it comes from India?

0:30:470:30:48

Most certainly over that way, do you think?

0:30:480:30:51

It's beautifully made, isn't it?

0:30:510:30:52

-A little turquoise in its eye.

-We haven't put much money on it.

0:30:520:30:55

-What's your estimate?

-We put £20 on it.

0:30:550:30:57

-£46, they paid.

-Too much.

0:30:570:31:00

Man of few words, our Winterton! What have you got in for fish?

0:31:000:31:03

I hope that there's some people out there who do collect that.

0:31:030:31:07

-And vinegar?

-They've got the fish.

0:31:070:31:09

We just want some inexpensive fried potatoes, and we'd be away!

0:31:090:31:15

Now, listen. Next is the pair of trumpet vases in a case.

0:31:150:31:19

I'm going to struggle again. I'm really not trying to down it,

0:31:190:31:22

but they're just a pair of silver trumpet vases.

0:31:220:31:26

-I thought they were rather special, those.

-Do you?

0:31:260:31:28

I mean, the case is a bit battered, but you soon get that tickled up.

0:31:280:31:31

-I mean, that was somebody's wedding present in 1896.

-Of course.

0:31:310:31:35

They're in ace condition.

0:31:350:31:37

-Now, how much then, after all this gloom?

-50 to 80.

0:31:370:31:39

Is that all, seriously? £85 paid. OK, fine.

0:31:390:31:43

Well, we'll find out who's right in a minute,

0:31:430:31:44

because if the silver buyers are here, I have a funny feeling

0:31:440:31:47

you'll tickle on a bit with that, but still, we shall see.

0:31:470:31:49

Now, talking about tickling on, how did you get on with

0:31:490:31:52

the Austro-Hungarian silver costume bracelet?

0:31:520:31:54

We quite like this. We wouldn't nail to the post

0:31:540:31:57

on the designer of it, but it's got some design quality to it.

0:31:570:32:01

-It's a nice piece.

-Yes. We're talking about silver-gilt?

0:32:010:32:04

-Silver-gilt.

-Continental silver-gilt,

0:32:040:32:07

and then plastered in those little stones.

0:32:070:32:10

A lot of work, that, isn't it?

0:32:100:32:11

-A lot of work. A nice thing.

-That's good, then.

0:32:110:32:13

We've gone 80 to 120, just in case it is a very famous designer.

0:32:130:32:19

OK, lovely. £60 paid. So, that's pretty ace, isn't it?

0:32:190:32:23

That's going to claw it back for them,

0:32:230:32:25

If they need any clawing back after the fish and the vases.

0:32:250:32:28

On that happy and inspiring note, I think they might need

0:32:280:32:31

their bonus buy, so let's go and have a look at it.

0:32:310:32:33

Well, boys, this is exciting, isn't it?

0:32:340:32:36

£109, you gave that naughty Mark Stacey.

0:32:360:32:39

OK, Mark, show us what you bought.

0:32:390:32:42

-OK.

-Don't get excited yet.

-Not yet.

0:32:420:32:45

Because you wanted something

0:32:450:32:47

-that turned into something else, didn't you?

-Mm-hmm.

0:32:470:32:50

And I think this is a jolly interesting piece,

0:32:500:32:54

because when you get it assembled... Put that little pin back in there.

0:32:540:32:59

-It's a picnic set.

-No, it's a little cake stand.

0:32:590:33:02

So you can have your little fondant fancies or cupcakes on there.

0:33:020:33:06

-Look at that.

-What is it inlaid with, Mark?

-Stained bone, actually.

0:33:060:33:10

-Stained bone?

-Yeah, I think so.

-What sort of period are we talking?

0:33:100:33:13

I think it's probably '20s, isn't it?

0:33:130:33:16

-That sort of period.

-OK, 1920, 1930s.

0:33:160:33:17

-And is it Indian, or is it Egyptian, or is it Damascus?

-Syrian?

0:33:170:33:21

-It's certainly Asian.

-Right, OK.

0:33:210:33:25

The big question - how much did you pay for it.

0:33:250:33:29

-£40.

-Ooh.

0:33:290:33:31

Actually, this type of decorative ware now

0:33:310:33:34

can be quite popular, because they are unusual.

0:33:340:33:36

And it is quite practical as well,

0:33:360:33:38

if you live in a small space, for example.

0:33:380:33:40

I wanted to find you something which was completely different.

0:33:400:33:42

-Completely different out there. Yeah.

-OK, lovely.

0:33:420:33:45

Well, we're enthusiastic.

0:33:450:33:46

Why don't we find out, for the audience at home

0:33:460:33:49

whether the auctioneer is into his baking,

0:33:490:33:51

and is similarly enthusiastic?

0:33:510:33:53

I feel a market coming on in downtown Damascus.

0:33:550:33:58

Or maybe Cairo.

0:33:580:34:00

And, crikey, haven't they worked hard at that?

0:34:000:34:03

It doesn't do a lot for me. We haven't put a lot of money on it.

0:34:030:34:05

-Is it worth £100?

-We put £20 on it.

-Did you?

0:34:050:34:09

And it might make 22, 23.

0:34:090:34:11

-I don't know. I think it's got something. I really do.

-Do you?!

0:34:110:34:14

I think all that dingly-dangly... Yeah, I do.

0:34:140:34:16

-Anyway, there we go. £20 - 30 is your estimate.

-Yep.

0:34:160:34:19

£40 was paid by Mark Stacey.

0:34:190:34:21

He thinks there's money in this

0:34:210:34:23

because it's such a wacky and unusual thing.

0:34:230:34:25

Anyway, you're taking the auction today, aren't you?

0:34:250:34:27

-I am. Looking forward to it.

-Thank you, Richard.

0:34:270:34:29

-Now, June and Carol, happy?

-BOTH: Very.

0:34:350:34:37

We're very, very happy to be at this moment.

0:34:370:34:40

-It's been quite a journey, hasn't it?

-It has. We're very excited.

0:34:400:34:43

-I know. We're eventually here, on the edge of the abyss.

-Very excited.

0:34:430:34:47

-So are you nervous about anything at all, June?

-Erm... I'd say the chair.

0:34:470:34:53

-That was my most nervous thing.

-Is that your most nervous thing?

0:34:530:34:56

It's a pretty lovable thing.

0:34:560:34:57

Will it appeal, just like it appealed to you?

0:34:570:35:00

It's very much who's here today, right?

0:35:000:35:03

The helmet-form cream jug I think is super, actually.

0:35:030:35:05

Very nice little thing.

0:35:050:35:07

-You found that, Carol, didn't you?

-I did.

0:35:070:35:09

And the vinaigrette, he really likes that.

0:35:090:35:11

That's a traditional, old-fashioned antique.

0:35:110:35:14

Otherwise you've got the table bell,

0:35:140:35:17

to summon some assistance with if you need to!

0:35:170:35:20

Anyway, very exciting.

0:35:200:35:22

First item then is going to be the bedroom chair, and here it comes.

0:35:220:35:25

£20 to start me, the lacquered chair. £20. £10 to start me.

0:35:250:35:29

-£10, madam, I have you at £10. £12. £12. £14.

-He goes on.

0:35:290:35:35

He's a good auctioneer.

0:35:350:35:36

One more. £16. £18. Got you.

0:35:360:35:40

At £20. £22.

0:35:400:35:42

-£22, £24.

-Yes. Go on.

-26. 28. Three of you out.

0:35:420:35:46

All done. Sold at £28.

0:35:460:35:49

£28 is 2 short of 30. Which is minus 16.

0:35:490:35:53

Which could have been a lot worse if you hadn't tried, and you tried.

0:35:530:35:57

Anyway, let's win it all back with this helmet jug.

0:35:570:36:00

Chester, 1914.

0:36:000:36:02

£20 I'm bid. 22, 25,

0:36:020:36:05

28, 28...28. £30.

0:36:050:36:08

32, 35.

0:36:080:36:11

35. 38. 38. £40.

0:36:110:36:14

42. 45. 48.

0:36:140:36:17

50. 55. £60.

0:36:170:36:19

65. £70. 65...

0:36:190:36:22

-Good auctioneer.

-75.

0:36:220:36:24

75, on my right at 75. Sold at 75.

0:36:240:36:28

Two short of 40.

0:36:280:36:30

That's 35 plus two, is plus 37.

0:36:300:36:32

Look out, here comes the vinaigrette.

0:36:320:36:35

Commission bid's in, I'm in at £70 straight in.

0:36:350:36:38

At 70. 75. 80. 85. 90.

0:36:380:36:41

100. £100 I'm bid there at 100.

0:36:410:36:44

At £100. All done?

0:36:440:36:47

-I can't bear this.

-Sold at 100.

0:36:470:36:49

OK, £100. Bad luck, girls.

0:36:510:36:53

-Even stevens.

-It certainly was.

0:36:530:36:54

That's minus £15,

0:36:540:36:56

but you had £21 before that.

0:36:560:36:58

So you are now plus £6.

0:36:580:37:01

BOTH: Yes!

0:37:010:37:03

What a business this is, isn't it?

0:37:060:37:08

I mean, we're up and down, we're round the houses,

0:37:080:37:10

and you're going away with £6. £3 each.

0:37:100:37:13

Now, what are you going to do about this bell?

0:37:130:37:16

Are you going to risk your £6?

0:37:160:37:18

-Shall we go for it?

-Yes.

0:37:180:37:20

OK, we're going with the bonus buy and here it comes. Ding-a-ling!

0:37:200:37:25

Bit of interest on this. A lovely little lot. £20 bid.

0:37:250:37:27

22. 24. 26. 28.

0:37:270:37:29

-£30. 32. 34. 36. 38. 40...

-You're in profit. Look.

0:37:290:37:33

Look at him go!

0:37:330:37:35

Yes, look at him go.

0:37:350:37:36

At the 50, it's yours all the way. And sold at £50.

0:37:360:37:41

£50. Plus £15.

0:37:410:37:45

You are now, girls, plus £21.

0:37:450:37:49

How good is that?

0:37:510:37:53

That is excellent, isn't it? All thanks to Mr Laidlaw.

0:37:530:37:56

-Team.

-No, team. It could be a winning score, this.

0:37:560:38:01

Just don't say a word to the Blues. All right? Not a dicky...bird.

0:38:010:38:04

-Nothing.

-Nothing.

0:38:040:38:06

Now, Mark and Stuart, have you been talking to those naughty Reds. No?

0:38:130:38:17

-They are naughty.

-They are, aren't they?

0:38:170:38:19

Now, listen, let's just run through your items.

0:38:190:38:21

Mark. You found the continental silver fish pendant in filigree

0:38:210:38:26

with its little turquoise eyes.

0:38:260:38:28

I must say I rather like that, actually.

0:38:280:38:30

It's a pretty little thing. For a cabinet - why not?

0:38:300:38:34

It ought to be worth £50.

0:38:340:38:35

And if all else fails, you've got the bone-inlaid...

0:38:350:38:39

We've got the fondant fancies!

0:38:390:38:41

..three-tier fondant-fancy display unit to fall back on, right?

0:38:410:38:46

Anyway, here we go then.

0:38:460:38:47

First up is your fish pendant, and here it comes.

0:38:470:38:50

£10 to start. The little pendant there.

0:38:500:38:52

£10. £10 I've got.

0:38:520:38:54

-12. 14. 16. 18.

-Come on.

0:38:540:38:58

-£18, bid at £18.

-Oh, no, come on.

0:38:580:39:02

-Far right at 18. Do we have 20? I'm done.

-Uh-oh.

0:39:020:39:06

He was absolutely right for his market.

0:39:060:39:09

-That's minus £28.

-Unlucky.

0:39:090:39:12

I don't like that at all.

0:39:120:39:14

-That's cheap, that's very cheap.

-Here come the trumpet vases.

0:39:140:39:18

£20 to start me. £20, got you at £20.

0:39:180:39:20

£20. 25. 30. 35.

0:39:200:39:23

40. 45. 50.

0:39:230:39:25

55. 60.

0:39:250:39:27

-At £60 right there, at £60.

-I can't bear this.

-At £60.

0:39:270:39:31

-This is no money.

-£70 sold.

0:39:310:39:35

£70. Minus £15.

0:39:350:39:38

OK, now, the Austro-Hungarian bracelet.

0:39:380:39:42

Stand up to the plate, my boy, cos this is your bracelet.

0:39:420:39:47

35. 40. 45. 50.

0:39:470:39:49

55. £55 I'm bid. At £55.

0:39:490:39:52

At the 55.

0:39:520:39:54

TIM WEEPS DRAMATICALLY

0:39:540:39:56

All done?

0:39:560:39:57

-I can't bear it.

-55.

0:39:570:39:59

All this chat. £55 is minus £5...

0:39:590:40:03

Overall you're minus 48. Doesn't sound too bad if you say it quickly.

0:40:030:40:07

-Very quickly.

-This is a grave disappointment all round, isn't it?

0:40:070:40:10

It is a shame. There should have been more than those.

0:40:100:40:13

I'd give him a ticket if I were you!

0:40:130:40:15

You'll never travel the street ever again.

0:40:170:40:19

You'll never get to Sussex.

0:40:190:40:21

What are we going to do about the cake stand, then?

0:40:210:40:24

Are we going to go with the cake stand?

0:40:240:40:27

-We've got to have a punt, this is all on you.

-All or nothing.

0:40:270:40:31

I can't bear this.

0:40:310:40:33

You're going to have a Viennese fancy, are you? All right.

0:40:330:40:35

Fine. We're going with the cake stand.

0:40:350:40:37

Here we go, the decision's made.

0:40:370:40:39

We're going with the bonus buy, and here it comes.

0:40:390:40:41

Commission is on the book at £10.

0:40:410:40:43

12. £14. 16. 18. £20. 22. 24.

0:40:430:40:48

26. 28. £30. 32.

0:40:480:40:51

-32. Right away at 32.

-Oh, please. Come on.

0:40:510:40:55

35. 38. £40. 45.

0:40:550:40:57

-Yes. This is it.

-All done?

0:40:570:41:00

All done? Finished? Sold at 45.

0:41:000:41:02

Yes! That's what we like to see. 45!

0:41:020:41:07

That is plus £5. I mean, what a relief that is.

0:41:070:41:12

The responsibility for poor Mark Stacey.

0:41:120:41:16

Anyway, overall you are minus 43. Yes?

0:41:160:41:19

Minus 43 might be a winning score.

0:41:190:41:22

Say not a dickybird to those naughty girls. All right?

0:41:220:41:25

-Too embarrassed to!

-Yeah, don't say a word.

0:41:250:41:28

Did we have fun? We've loved it.

0:41:340:41:36

You've been just the most splendid teams, I can't tell you.

0:41:360:41:39

Unfortunately we come to the tally moment.

0:41:390:41:41

And have you been chatting to one another about this tally?

0:41:410:41:44

There's a degree of rivalry between you girls and boys.

0:41:440:41:48

Certainly is! And you have no idea where we are.

0:41:480:41:52

Well, I have to own up,

0:41:520:41:53

because today we have a team of winners and a team of runners-up.

0:41:530:41:57

And the runners-up today are the Blues.

0:41:570:42:00

BLUES: Ohhh!

0:42:000:42:01

I'm afraid the scorecard doesn't look too rosy,

0:42:010:42:05

until you come to the bonus buy, when you made a £5 note

0:42:050:42:08

out of a folding cake stand - about which you were very rude!

0:42:080:42:12

Otherwise not so hot, but did you have a nice time?

0:42:120:42:14

-Absolutely fantastic.

-We've loved having you on the show.

0:42:140:42:17

Now, the victors are going home with £21.

0:42:170:42:20

Which is quite a result, that, isn't it? There's your 20.

0:42:200:42:26

You'll have the one. For the daughter - poor daughter!

0:42:260:42:29

Anyway, that wasn't so hot either, your scoring,

0:42:290:42:31

until you got to that cream jug. That did you well, didn't it?

0:42:310:42:34

And then a nice little profit out of the bell.

0:42:340:42:36

Paul, thank you very much for that. So, £21 overall, hey?

0:42:360:42:40

What you going to spend it on, Carol?

0:42:400:42:43

We need to give it long and hard consideration, Tim,

0:42:430:42:46

-but I think it could be champagne.

-Could it?

-It could.

0:42:460:42:49

We've had a lovely time, haven't we? Yes.

0:42:490:42:51

Join us soon for some more bargain hunting. Yes? Yes!

0:42:510:42:54

I know you're sitting there, thinking,

0:42:560:42:59

"I could have done better than that." Well, what's stopping you?

0:42:590:43:03

If you think you can spot a bargain, go to our BBC website and apply.

0:43:030:43:08

It'll be splendid to see you!

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