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Here at a park they call Deene

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We've treasures from treen to shagreen

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We've teams who In tops red and blue

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Are baited and coiled and keen.

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Ha! Let's go bargain hunting! Yeah.

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So, on the show today, we've got a pair of professional murderers -

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well, of the theatrical kind -

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and a pair who could teach them a thing or two.

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So, let's have a quick squint at what's coming up.

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'It's back to school for two teachers

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'who you'd think had never left the classroom.'

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At £65, it might be an idea to...

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-Put it down.

-Put it down!

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-That was very teacherly!

-It was, wasn't it?

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'And on the Blues, our Thomas is taught a thing or two.'

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You'd better behave yourself, young man. I'll stand you in the corner!

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I think I'd quite like that.

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'Yeah, you would. So, let's meet our teams.'

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So, for our teams today, for the Reds, we have Leon and Sarah,

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and for the Blues, we have Matt and Jacks. Hello, everyone.

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It's lovely to see you. Leon, Bargain Hunt and playground duty brought you two together?

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Yes. We bonded over Bargain Hunt in the playground.

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We both do a morning playground duty.

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That's when we started talking about Bargain Hunt.

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-The rest is history - and here we are!

-I know!

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-You're headteacher?

-Deputy headteacher.

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And Sarah is the attendance officer for our school.

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-We pretty much rule the roost.

-What are your subjects?

-Everything.

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We're a primary school, but I specialise in PE.

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Although you wouldn't be able to tell any more!

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-But you like the kiddiwinks?

-Yes.

-That's what it's all about.

-It is.

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They're hopefully going to watch this and go, "Yay!"

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"There's our deputy head!"

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-Sarah, you work in the same school.

-We do.

-What does an attendance teacher do?

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Well, I am part of the senior leaders.

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My role is to make sure that everyone's attending as they should.

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If people don't come, school expects people to ring in to say why their child's not there.

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If they don't, then school rings them.

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-If we have trouble getting through, I'll knock on the door.

-Will you?

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-And say, "Little Johnny's not at school today. Can I take him in for you?"

-Quite!

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-If necessary.

-It's an essential job that you do and rather interesting.

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-How do you think you'll get on on Bargain Hunt?

-Really well.

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Really well. Definitely.

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-We've got over 500 children pulling for us.

-Yes.

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They're going to be rooting for you, and woe betide you if you don't perform well!

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-We have to get the maths right.

-Well, you can check ME out!

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Matt, it says here that you and Jackie spend your spare time bumping each other off.

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Yes. We met on murder mystery weekends and we play all types of characters,

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-including an antique-dealing couple.

-Yes.

-Oh, are you?

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-What are you called? Not Tim, I hope.

-Tony. Tony Marks.

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-Tony Marks! And what are you called?

-Cleo Marks.

-Cleo Marks?

-Yes.

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Give us the lowdown on your average murder mystery weekend.

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These innocents arrive, expecting to have a gruesome time and you dole it out for them?

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We do. They're unsuspecting. Suddenly there's a murder and we might be responsible for it.

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They question us all weekend to find out if we're the person who's done it.

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-It sounds immense fun.

-It is great.

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-Jackie, you're clearly mad keen on this stuff, too.

-Oh, yes.

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It's murder what we do most weekends! It certainly is, yes.

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We do tend to try and kill each other.

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I'm either a murderer or being murdered or just acting suspiciously.

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-What do you do for blood?

-Oh, yes. Plenty of that.

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-Is it ketchup?

-No. It's proper stage blood.

-Is it?

-Yes.

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-You can play lots of characters, can't you?

-I've got 25 characters that I play.

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-And all the costumes to go with 25?

-I have to buy them myself!

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-So it's a question of finding things.

-Is this your collecting field, period costume?

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-I do tend to gravitate towards that sort of thing, but I have other things that I like.

-Like what?

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I've got some Royal Doulton figurines

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and I've also got a bit of Carlton Ware that I like.

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-You're sounding pretty expert!

-No!

-You should do well today. I hope so.

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Now, the money moment. £300 apiece. You know the rules.

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Your experts await, and off you go, and thank you very much.

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Ooh, I hope nobody gets murdered on this show!

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'Now, let's meet our experts.

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'She'll bowl over the Reds with her charm and enthusiasm.

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'And nothing will escape his eye for the Blues.'

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-What is our plan?

-Well, no tat.

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-Great.

-I'd like something pretty.

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-Find me some bling.

-Find you some bling?

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-Is she always like this?

-She's very demanding.

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We're teachers, so we'd like something for the kids.

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So "pretty toys" wraps it all up nicely.

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This is going to be fun. In we go.

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We do only have this hour.

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'Minutes in, and our Red Team teachers Leon and Sarah

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'have found something that seems to belong in their playground.'

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-What is that?

-Are you serious?

-It's a toy.

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The all-important thing is price.

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-He's fallen in love.

-£65!

-Is it Japanese?

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-Leon, put it down.

-'Yes, you've been told, Leon.'

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-That was very teacherly.

-It was, wasn't it?

-"Don't do that."

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I'm sorry.

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'Watch out, Leon, you'll be in detention soon.

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'Seems like the Blues have spotted something with far-eastern promise.'

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-This is a nice chinoiserie mirror. Do you know what chinoiserie is?

-No.

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-Chinoiserie is a style. Why "chin"?

-Chinese?

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Absolutely. It's in the Chinese style.

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That's what that is, a Chinese-style mirror.

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-I like that.

-I don't think you're getting much love out of it.

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-No.

-No. All right. Move on.

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'Never mind, Blues. Bags of time.

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'Kate's found something cute, though.'

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Oh, look! He's called Isaiah.

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Because one "eye's 'igher" than the other! I'm so sorry!

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-What about these?

-Chopping knives.

-Mezzalune.

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'Something for you kitchen-lovers.'

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-It's got some nice, turned-mahogany handles.

-It's nicely polished.

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It's got £28 on it. What would you say you'd sell that for?

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It would be around the £20 to £30 mark. You're in the middle.

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It's got some lovely patina on here. Lots of people have held it.

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Age-wise, I would think post-1900. Maybe pre-war.

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-It's quite a nice thing.

-It's been used.

-Yeah.

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We like that, it's got age.

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'Mind your fingers, Kate.'

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If you could get that for £10 or £15, it might be worth it.

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-It's one to consider. Let's have a look around.

-Yeah.

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But if you really like it, you've fallen in love with it...

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-It does feel nice.

-It's very tactile.

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It could still be used.

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It fulfils your kitchenalia and functional criteria.

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-It's your money, and it's not a lot of money.

-It's not a lot of money.

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-Shall we find out...

-What the best price would be?

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-Call the poor man over.

-Hello!

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What would be your best price on that?

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The very best would be 22. Can't quite take it down to 20.

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We like round numbers. You don't have to give us any change.

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Go on, then. £20.

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-Want to go for it for 20?

-SARAH:

-Yeah, I can do it for 20.

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Brilliant. Thank you.

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'You withstood the heat of the kitchen, Reds.

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'Your first buy in just eight minutes.

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'It seems like your murder mystery opponents, Matt and Jackie,

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'have found a mysterious box.'

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-I like that.

-You like that? "Ooh, I like that."

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Is this a little secret...?

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-No, it's inside.

-Oh, ye...

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I've got you. What happens then?

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-Your money comes out.

-Oh, it's a little money box!

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'The penny's dropped.'

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-So where's this from, Sorrento?

-I don't know.

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-Have you been to Sorrento?

-No.

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They do these magic boxes where you open one bit

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and you've got to move something for another part to open.

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Quite similar to this.

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You open the doors, this has got to be over,

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raising up the inner courtyard and out comes your coin.

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I think it could be continental, but this is lovely.

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It's in boxwood, a little bit of mahogany, it looks like.

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Date-wise, I would have thought it's got to be Edwardian.

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-1900, 1920.

-Older than I thought.

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-What do you think?

-I thought it was more modern than that.

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-What, '50s?

-Yeah, I would have said.

-Really?

-Yeah.

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-What's your very best on this?

-65.

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65. 60?

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No, 65.

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-MATT:

-If it was at 60, I'd be a yes.

-Absolutely.

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-SELLER:

-Can we go 62.50?

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Oh! For the love...!

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-MATT:

-If it was 60, I'd be yes.

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62?

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-SELLER:

-All right, you can knock the 50p off!

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Just because my maths is appalling.

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-62? We're going with it? Happy?

-Go, go, go!

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Thank you very much. Well done!

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-Under ten minutes. Is this going to be over in half an hour?

-No.

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-Jackie's going to be indecisive about her bling.

-Off we go, then.

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'Charming, Matt(!) Whilst Jackie hunts for her bling, the Reds are talking strategy.'

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-What was the other criteria?

-Maybe something for the kids.

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-Yes, toys and something pretty.

-And something pretty.

-For me.

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'Who's a pretty boy, then?'

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OK, let's go.

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Now, if you were doing a murder mystery with poison...

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-Exactly.

-Exactly.

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-..would you use any original things? Antiques?

-Yes.

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-Where do you get your props from?

-We go round...

-Antique fairs!

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-Do you?

-Yeah.

-What do you buy and how do you barter?

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I've got a 1920s dance cane which I use when I play Hercule Biro.

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-BELGIAN ACCENT:

-Ze inspecteur has it with him at all times.

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-Hercule Biro?

-Yeah, it's a pen name.

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-BELGIAN ACCENT:

-'Hercule, you had better start solving ze case of your second buy!

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'It seems the Reds are already on the case.'

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I like things in cases. Ah! Lalique! That's very nice.

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-But it's also very expensive.

-£158.

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-We've got 300.

-We've got 280.

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Just cos you've got 300 doesn't mean you have to spend 300!

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-I want some at the end.

-Yes.

-Not just £1.

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'Yes, our Kate's a big spender!

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'What have our murder mystery couple dug up?'

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-What about the canes?

-The quartermaster one's quite fun.

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£120.

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-I don't like it enough for 120.

-Nor do I.

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Fun, though. Jackie, do you have a name, a character you play?

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We've heard about Hercule Biro.

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I play Miss Marbles, so you'd better behave yourself, young man.

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-I'll be standing you in the corner.

-I think I'd quite like that.

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'Could her teammate Hercule have found his infamous walking stick?'

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-You like canes, don't you?

-That one's got a...

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This is an opera glass.

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-£600, though.

-Put it back down.

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£600. That's more than you've got.

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-Can't we have their...?

-No! You can't have their money as well.

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-You have a cane?

-I have a 1922 dance cane.

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-I've got a silver-top as well.

-You've got a silver-top one?

-Yeah.

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Like one of these?

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-No, I've got a...

-A full cane?

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-Do you think Miss Marbles would have one of these?

-Yeah.

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-Thwacking assailants over the head.

-Yeah.

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-Claire might have one.

-You need to meet Miss Marbles.

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-This is good, this one.

-Oh, wow!

-It's a bow saw.

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Canes are popular. They're collected by different types of people.

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This is a gardening one.

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-So you'd cut down the odd branch?

-Yeah, when you're walking around.

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-Who's this one by?

-That's Holtzapffel and Company.

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-Holtz...

-Holtzapffel.

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-1930s?

-'30s onwards, yeah.

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'Holtzapffel and Co was founded by John Jacob Holtzapffel,

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'who arrived in London in 1787 as a German immigrant.

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'He later made good, as his firm of tool and lathe makers

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'went on to become world-renowned.'

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Did they make lots of gardening implements?

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They did two or three different types of walking cane implement

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for trimming branches with a saw or trimming weeds.

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-JACKIE: How amazing!

-It's handy.

-It is handy, isn't it?

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-How much is that?

-SELLER: 100.

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-£100. What do you think?

-No, really how much is it?

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SHE LAUGHS

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It's good fun, isn't it? What do you think?

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-I like it, but...

-Three figures. A lot of money.

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-How much would it be...?

-100.

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-100? There's no...?

-There's no movement on that.

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-It's a three-figure gamble.

-JACKIE: It IS a three-figure gamble.

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Even if you knocked £1 off, so it wasn't a three-figure gamble?

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-Could we saw a little bit off? 99?

-We'll do 99.

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'So, you beat him down a little bit, Matt.'

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-What do you want to do?

-I think go for it.

-I think so.

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-I love this.

-At 99, we'll go for it.

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-Sold. Thank you.

-Two items down!

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Get in there! Brilliant!

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We're under half an hour, two items in.

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-Fantastic. Speedy!

-Speedy!

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-Jackie, we need to find something for you.

-Bling! Come on!

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Girls! Move!

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'Will it be "bling and buy" for Jackie?

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'The Reds haven't bagged their second buy yet, but they could be spicing things up.'

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Oh, it's out of our price range. 210!

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-That is nice.

-That is really cool.

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Georgian spice box. It's got a lock. This is why tea caddies were around.

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It was so expensive, you had to lock away your tea and your spices

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because your servants might steal them.

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Have a little cinnamon party!

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Chocolate, especially, was illicit. "Would you like a hot chocolate?"

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-What's the date on it?

-1800.

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Which is about right, Regency,

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when you would need to lock up your spices.

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You usually see them in wood, so it's quite unusual to see it in tin.

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-How much would you need to get that for?

-Maybe if you got it for 150,

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you might have a chance - it will be touch and go.

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I'd feel comfortable having a 100 to 150 estimate.

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So you'd probably be top end of my estimate at 150.

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But it's a great thing. On the internet, there are lots of kitchenalia collectors.

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You were drawn to it. Other people will be, too.

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-It's a question of haggling. See what you can do.

-Excuse me.

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-Sorry. What would be your best price on your spice box?

-180.

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180. We were hoping for something under 150, really.

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I could do it 150, but that's it.

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Do you want to think about it? Would you keep it for us for ten minutes?

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-And we'll come back.

-Thank you.

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'Whilst the Reds go off to deliberate,

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'could Jackie finally get her way with the Blues?'

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I want that one.

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-"I want"?

-Yes. I want that one.

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"I want"! What do you like about it?

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It's pretty. It's silver. It's wearable. It's a brooch.

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-And what else?

-It would go very nice on this jacket.

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-We're not buying it for YOU.

-'Look at that face!'

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-There's no age to this at all.

-How much is it?

-It's £85.

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85. Jackie, that's too much.

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-I know.

-Pop it back for now.

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No. Don't look like that. We've got 20 minutes. We can always come back.

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It's not going to go anywhere. Come on.

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'You don't want to blow your budget on bling, Blues.

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'The Reds, though, are still wanting to spice things up.'

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-150, I reckon that's a really good price.

-I really like it.

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-You do?

-Shall we get it? 150.

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-That would be two of your items out the way.

-Yeah.

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You spent very wisely on the first one, 20 quid.

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We've got a bit to play with. I reckon there's a chance of a profit.

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-Why not? Go for it.

-We'll have that one.

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-All right?

-Brilliant.

-Yes, teachers. Go on! Go get it.

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Shall I go and buy it? OK.

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-So, 150.

-Yes, that'll be fine.

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Thank you.

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'You sealed the deal at 23 minutes,

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'but it's back to the bling for our Blues.'

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That is a piece of antique jewellery.

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An onyx pebble, a little seed pearl within a gold mount.

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-It's a bit like a pool of water.

-I like that.

0:17:430:17:45

You like that? Let me show you one other thing.

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It's commercial, but it's not commercial as...this.

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How much is this? This is 178, an Edwardian 9ct gold pendant.

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British Art Nouveau. The amethyst is a very popular stone.

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With the pretty seed pearls and on a 9ct gold chain.

0:18:040:18:07

It definitely is an antique.

0:18:070:18:09

-You've got 178 on this.

-Yes.

0:18:090:18:12

-What is your very best?

-I said 140.

-We haven't got 140.

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-130.

-We haven't got 130.

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We've only got 120.

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All right, 120 it is. I can't go any lower than that, definitely.

0:18:220:18:27

-Do you like it?

-I like it.

-I think it's so pretty.

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So much more commercial. It's a lot of money, though.

0:18:310:18:35

-I think we need to have a gambler.

-Do you?

-Yeah.

0:18:350:18:39

But if you get two people after it, you've got the internet.

0:18:390:18:42

Is it going to make a profit?

0:18:420:18:44

-It's what you wanted.

-It's bling. It's antique.

0:18:440:18:48

We'd wear those on the murder mysteries.

0:18:480:18:51

'Yes, just right for Miss Marbles!'

0:18:510:18:53

-What do you want to do?

-120. Go. Yes.

0:18:530:18:57

-Love it!

-OK. Yeah.

-Thank you.

0:18:570:19:00

-That's your third and final item.

-We've done it.

-Yes, we've done it.

0:19:000:19:05

'Yes, no question whodunnit!'

0:19:050:19:07

-It's murder doing all this shopping!

-It certainly is!

0:19:070:19:11

Didn't kill you!

0:19:110:19:13

-Almost dead on my feet!

-Come on.

0:19:130:19:16

'Enough of the murder gags, you two. You've got plenty of time to kill...

0:19:160:19:21

'Unlike the Reds, who are still on the hunt for their last buy.'

0:19:210:19:25

I've seen something over here that I think we should consider.

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-Do you know what these are?

-No.

-They're a lovely bunch of coconuts!

0:19:310:19:36

'Oh, missus!'

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-These are brilliant.

-What are they? Sugar dishes?

0:19:380:19:42

-Coconut cups.

-"Brass mounted coconut work.

0:19:420:19:46

-"Victorian sailor's art."

-'Ahoy there!'

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There wasn't a lot to do aboard ship except whittle coconuts.

0:19:490:19:53

You've presumably got brass from old bits of ammunition.

0:19:530:19:58

They were quite small coconuts.

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-These could have been to war.

-They could have been anywhere.

0:20:000:20:05

-You're just hypothesising?

-Yeah!

0:20:050:20:08

-I like these. There's something about them.

-They're quite quirky.

0:20:080:20:13

-It kind of is culinary.

-Yes!

-Yeah, vaguely.

0:20:130:20:16

If you clap them togther, they're kind of a toy...

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-They're done at 55.

-I think that's weird and wonderful.

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As an auctioneer, they will faint at putting any estimate.

0:20:210:20:25

-You don't know what it's going to make, but it's fun.

-It is fun.

0:20:250:20:29

-And I've never seen one like it.

-'But play time's nearly over!

0:20:290:20:33

'You've got a minute to make your mind up.'

0:20:330:20:36

-Three for 55?

-Yes!

0:20:360:20:38

-Down to the wire.

-Nice one, Red Team.

0:20:380:20:41

'£55 paid for the coconut shells.'

0:20:420:20:46

Well, it's time to park the shopping, teams,

0:20:470:20:51

and find out what the Red Team bought. Cute, isn't it?

0:20:510:20:54

'First, the Reds went for the chop with this German herb chopper.

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'Then they spiced things up with this 19th-century spice tin.

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'Then they sailed away with a lovely bunch of coconut-shell bowls,

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'probably made at sea.'

0:21:130:21:16

LAUGHTER A surprise, but good!

0:21:170:21:20

You're looking very happy. Did you get on all right with Kate?

0:21:200:21:23

-Yes. Brilliant.

-Excellent!

-Well done.

0:21:230:21:26

-Which is your favourite piece?

-I like the spice box.

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-Spice box is favourite?

-Yes.

-Leon?

-I would say the same, the spice box.

0:21:290:21:34

-Is that going to bring the biggest profit?

-Um...

0:21:340:21:36

-Possibly, but we did have the coconuts as well.

-Yes.

0:21:360:21:40

-I think the coconuts might make the biggest profit. Yes.

-Fine.

0:21:400:21:44

So coconuts are your joint prediction? OK, fine.

0:21:440:21:47

-What did you spend, overall?

-£225.

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£225. I'd like £75 of leftover lolly, then.

0:21:500:21:53

Thank you. That's my £75, which is a decent amount to hand over, Kate.

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-And I'm going to spend all of it.

-Every penny?

-I hope so.

0:21:570:22:01

-It's my challenge!

-You are such a punter.

0:22:010:22:04

Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue Team bought, eh?

0:22:040:22:09

'First, the Blues put their money on this parquetry novelty money box.

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'Then they went walkies with this cane, cleverly adapted with a saw.

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'Finally, Jackie got her bling, with an Art-Nouveau-style pendant.'

0:22:200:22:27

-Yes. We had a lovely time!

-We love it when you have fun.

0:22:280:22:32

-Which is your favourite piece?

-My favourite piece is the bling.

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-It's a beautiful little pendant.

-That's your favourite.

0:22:360:22:39

-I would say the cane for me. I love the cane.

-The cane?

-Yeah.

0:22:390:22:45

-Which piece is going to bring the biggest profit?

-The cane.

-I reckon the cane.

0:22:450:22:49

We're in agreement here.

0:22:490:22:51

You spent, I believe, a mature amount of money.

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£281.

0:22:540:22:56

That is really super.

0:22:560:22:58

£19 of leftover lolly, please. Thank you very much.

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-There we are.

-Super. £19, Thomas. There's a challenge.

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-Not a lot of money, that.

-No! I've seen something.

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-Have you?

-Yes.

-Good for you.

0:23:090:23:11

Well, it's very nice to be in Market Harborough with Mark Gilding.

0:23:190:23:23

-Good morning, Tim.

-Cracking to be here.

0:23:230:23:25

First up for the Reds is their herb chopper, kitchenalia at its best.

0:23:250:23:29

Yes, indeed. Interesting bit of kit. Nice sharp blade, turned handles.

0:23:290:23:33

This is a German blade. How do you rate that, money-wise?

0:23:330:23:37

-40 to 60.

-Gosh! That's quite a chopper!

0:23:370:23:40

-£20 is all they paid.

-OK.

-They'll be well-pleased with that.

0:23:400:23:43

Second is the spice tin, which is complete with those nice divisions.

0:23:430:23:48

Again, typical purchase from a person who's keen on their cookery

0:23:480:23:53

and all the accoutrements.

0:23:530:23:55

-How do you rate that?

-I don't like that.

0:23:550:23:58

-I've said £50 to £80.

-Is that all? They paid 150.

-Wow!

0:23:580:24:03

It's not going to spice up their life much.

0:24:030:24:05

Lastly, the three coconut bowls with brass mounts, which are novel.

0:24:050:24:10

-But who's going to buy them?

-I think they're a bit of a struggle.

0:24:100:24:14

-£30 to £50.

-Well, they only paid £55, so that's not too bad.

0:24:140:24:18

Overall, the killer is going to be the spice box,

0:24:180:24:22

and if it turns out to be a killer, they'll need their bonus buy, so let's have a look at it.

0:24:220:24:27

Leon and Sarah, how exciting is this?

0:24:280:24:30

You spent a magnificent £225.

0:24:300:24:33

You gave Kate Bateman £75 of leftover lolly.

0:24:330:24:36

Kate, what did you spend it on? Ooh.

0:24:360:24:39

This is fabulous, a cinnabar-lacquer plate. It's Chinese.

0:24:390:24:42

Chinese stuff is really hot.

0:24:420:24:45

It's not terribly old, but it is quite nicely made.

0:24:450:24:48

I spent all £75, so I blew the lot. I think it's a chance of a profit.

0:24:480:24:53

-What do you think?

-LEON LAUGHS

0:24:530:24:55

What sort of profit do you think we could get?

0:24:550:24:58

Maybe up to £100, so maybe £20 profit.

0:24:580:25:01

-Have a look. It's very light. You don't look impressed.

-Um...

0:25:010:25:04

-LEON LAUGHS

-It's interesting.

0:25:040:25:07

-It's not the sort of stuff you'd have at home, but it's really nicely made.

-Right.

0:25:070:25:13

-I don't think I've convinced them.

-N-no, but we'll see.

0:25:130:25:16

Well, you don't have to pick right now.

0:25:160:25:19

You choose after the sale of your first three items.

0:25:190:25:22

For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Kate's little plaque.

0:25:220:25:28

OK, Mark, how about that for a bit of cinnabar-lacquer lookalike?

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It's a good lookalike.

0:25:340:25:36

If that was the real thing in cinnabar lacquer,

0:25:360:25:39

which has got maybe 500 layers of varnish laid on a core,

0:25:390:25:45

that's then been cut through

0:25:450:25:47

to create this degree of intricate design and all the rest of it,

0:25:470:25:52

-is that worth £5,000?

-It would set the world on fire!

0:25:520:25:55

-It would be worth a lump of money.

-It would.

-Is it cinnabar lacquer?

0:25:550:25:59

-It's resin, in my opinion.

-Plastic?

-Well, yeah.

0:25:590:26:03

-It's just a modern lookalike.

-Yeah. Plastic.

0:26:030:26:06

In a mould, squashed by the Chinese and sold to the tourists? Yes?

0:26:060:26:12

With a bit of hand-finishing, but out and out tourist ware.

0:26:120:26:16

-Fine. How much?

-£10 to £20.

-OK, £75 paid as a bonus buy.

0:26:160:26:22

Let us hope that the team don't take it.

0:26:220:26:26

Anyway, that's it for the Reds. Now for the Blues.

0:26:260:26:29

Matt and Jackie with Thomas Plant

0:26:290:26:31

have come up with three completely different objects.

0:26:310:26:34

-First of all, the money box.

-Nice, novelty parquetry box.

0:26:340:26:38

Nice little cottage. £30 to £50 estimate.

0:26:380:26:41

-Is that all?

-It's fun and quirky, but not a strong market.

0:26:410:26:45

There are money box collectors, but they want older money boxes.

0:26:450:26:49

-When would this date from? '30s or '50s?

-Yeah.

0:26:490:26:52

-£30 to £50, then. Thomas found it. He paid 62, so he rates it.

-OK.

0:26:520:26:57

Next is something that I think is extraordinary,

0:26:570:27:00

the novelty walking stick-cum-saw.

0:27:000:27:03

-Yes, it is.

-Have you ever seen one like that?

-I can't say I have. No.

0:27:030:27:08

Which, I must admit, apart from the interest as a walking-stick saw,

0:27:080:27:13

it's about the only thing I like.

0:27:130:27:15

The only thing is, for walking stick collectors, who love novelty,

0:27:150:27:20

might they not be intrigued by this cos it's got a blade in it?

0:27:200:27:24

They'll be intrigued, but the lack of quality with the fitments and poor-quality blade,

0:27:240:27:30

the serious collectors that spend reasonable money on a novelty stick will be put off.

0:27:300:27:36

-OK. How much?

-£50 to £80.

-All right.

0:27:360:27:38

£99 paid. And lastly is the pendant. Pretty standard object.

0:27:380:27:44

-Fairly standard pendant. Quite good quality. £40 to £60.

-Oh, dear.

0:27:440:27:48

£120 paid. Overall, I think they're going to need their bonus buy,

0:27:480:27:52

so let's go and have a look at it.

0:27:520:27:54

Matt and Jacks, you've done incredibly well by spending £281.

0:27:540:27:59

You gave the Planter a miserable £19. Planter, what did you buy?

0:27:590:28:04

-Well, do you like my flying jacket?

-Oh!

0:28:040:28:07

-I thought of you guys, your theatrical escapades.

-Yes.

0:28:070:28:11

I saw this hanging there. It's a Royal Fleet Auxiliary jacket.

0:28:110:28:15

-Do you like the gold braid?

-Yeah.

0:28:150:28:17

-It rather suits you, Planter.

-It does. Quite dapper.

0:28:170:28:20

That Titanic-on-the-bridge look, the moment the vessel's going down, glug, glug.

0:28:200:28:25

-This is not going down like the Titanic.

-How much did you pay?

0:28:250:28:29

You only left me £19!

0:28:290:28:31

-Did you spend all the £19?

-The lot!

-Everything?

-Everything.

0:28:310:28:35

-Don't you like the buttons, the cut?

-It's bound to be Gieves and Hawkes.

0:28:350:28:39

-Yeah. It's a really good-quality jacket.

-Yeah.

0:28:390:28:42

-Uniforms are so popular.

-How much do you think it'll make, then?

0:28:420:28:46

-It's got the chance of making between £30 and £40.

-OK.

0:28:460:28:50

-Bit of bling. Like it.

-Is it the sort of thing you'd dress up in?

0:28:500:28:55

I would. I once played a captain in a panto, Captain Bone Marrow.

0:28:550:28:59

-Oh, yeah!

-LAUGHTER

0:28:590:29:02

It was probably a hollow victory!

0:29:020:29:05

It was. I like it. It's all right.

0:29:050:29:08

That is high praise, indeed. Tom will be encouraged by that.

0:29:080:29:13

Anyway, you pick later, after the sale of your items.

0:29:130:29:16

For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Tom's dressing-up-box coat.

0:29:160:29:23

Right, Mark. It would look very smart on you, this.

0:29:230:29:27

-It could be your size!

-Looks like it.

0:29:270:29:30

-Royal Fleet Auxiliary.

-I don't think there's any more to say about it.

0:29:300:29:34

-Market Harborough's a long way from the water.

-It is!

0:29:340:29:38

About as far as you can get.

0:29:380:29:40

How do you find military costume like this is collected?

0:29:400:29:44

-Do you find many people like it?

-Not particularly.

0:29:440:29:47

Plenty of interest in other aspects of militaria,

0:29:470:29:49

but uniform, not that strong.

0:29:490:29:51

-So, how much?

-£20 to £30.

-£19 paid, so well done, Thomas.

0:29:510:29:56

If you're right, he'll be delighted. Stand by, eh?

0:29:560:30:00

Ten, I'm bid in the room now.

0:30:020:30:05

Leon, Sarah, this is the exciting moment. We're on the precipice.

0:30:050:30:09

-Are we going to fly or are we going to...?

-Plummet.

0:30:090:30:13

The herb chopper, Kate found that. £20 you paid, you clever sausage.

0:30:130:30:18

The estimate is £40 to £60. He thinks you'll triple your money.

0:30:180:30:22

He thinks kitchenalia is fab and that's really good.

0:30:220:30:26

-That's what we thought.

-And here it comes.

0:30:260:30:30

German herb chopper, nice, turned-wood handles. What do we say?

0:30:300:30:34

The opening bid here is only £10. £12. £15.

0:30:340:30:39

Is that all?

0:30:390:30:41

-18 online.

-18.

0:30:410:30:45

-20 do I see?

-Go on!

-20.

0:30:450:30:47

-22 in the room.

-Yes, profit!

0:30:470:30:52

25 bid. Your turn.

0:30:520:30:54

I'll wait. I don't mind. 28. Thank you very much.

0:30:540:30:57

£28!

0:30:570:31:00

On the front row at 28.

0:31:000:31:02

Selling in the room at £28... BANGS GAVEL

0:31:020:31:05

£28 is plus £8. That is a very good start. Well done, team.

0:31:050:31:10

-Thank you, Kate. Now, this spice tin.

-It could all go wrong.

0:31:100:31:13

The 19th-century spice tin with the six canisters.

0:31:130:31:17

My opening bid on the book is £50. £50 I'm bid. At 50.

0:31:170:31:21

£50 bid on my book here. Five. At 55.

0:31:210:31:26

Down on my left at 55. 60 do I see?

0:31:260:31:28

-Oh, come on.

-Oh, no!

-All my bids are gone.

0:31:280:31:32

Fair warning. Selling to the room at £55.

0:31:320:31:36

-CHUCKLES:

-That's minus 95.

0:31:360:31:41

-Pardon?

-Look out. Here come the coconuts.

0:31:410:31:45

Three brass-mounted coconut bowls, probably 19th century.

0:31:450:31:49

-£12 opening bid.

-£12?!

0:31:490:31:53

Bidding online at 15. 18 bid now. Bid at 18. 20 do I see? 20 online.

0:31:530:31:59

Bid at 20. Where have you gone in the room? £20. You've disappeared.

0:31:590:32:03

22 online now.

0:32:030:32:04

-Come on.

-At 22, I'm bid.

0:32:040:32:07

Five do I see? The instructions are that they're here to sell.

0:32:070:32:11

Selling at 22...

0:32:110:32:13

-ALL GASP

-Oh, no!

0:32:130:32:15

That's minus 33.

0:32:150:32:17

That was minus 87. That's 90.

0:32:170:32:19

That's minus £120.

0:32:190:32:22

Are you going to go with this plaque? You don't have to.

0:32:220:32:24

-No.

-You're not going to do it?

-No.

-Definitely no bonus buy?

-Definitely.

0:32:240:32:28

Now that that decision is made, I can reveal that the auctioneer's estimate is £10 to £20.

0:32:280:32:34

On the basis of that, you have done well not going with the bonus buy.

0:32:340:32:38

On the other hand, the marketplace could show us completely wrong,

0:32:380:32:42

because we're going to sell the dish anyway. Here it comes.

0:32:420:32:46

The Chinese carved cinnabar-style plaque,

0:32:460:32:49

decorated with a dragon and a pearl, but only in resin, unfortunately.

0:32:490:32:54

£5 I'm bid here at 5. 8. £ten, I'm bid.

0:32:540:32:59

Come on!

0:32:590:33:00

£12. 15. I'm bid at 15. 18...

0:33:000:33:04

Going up.

0:33:040:33:05

..I'm bid at 20. At £20, I'm bid online. 22.

0:33:050:33:09

25. 28. New bidding at 28.

0:33:090:33:12

That was nothing! But that was the right decision.

0:33:150:33:19

It was the right decision, and you didn't go with it.

0:33:190:33:22

You've ring-fenced your minus 120.

0:33:220:33:24

-That could be a winning score!

-It could be.

0:33:240:33:27

In which case, you could still walk away victors. No shame in that.

0:33:270:33:31

-The thing is, don't say a word to the Blues.

-No, we won't.

-Not a dicky bird.

0:33:310:33:36

In the room at 45...

0:33:380:33:40

-Now, you two, do you know how the Reds got on?

-No.

-OK, fine.

0:33:450:33:49

Cos basically, you are in a very hot spot here, aren't you?

0:33:490:33:53

-You're desperate to win.

-Yeah.

-Oh, yes.

0:33:530:33:56

-You're very, very up for any awards that are about.

-Definitely.

0:33:560:34:00

All you theatrical types love an award, don't you?

0:34:000:34:04

-Baftas...

-I've got my speech ready.

0:34:040:34:06

-I'm going to cry.

-Are you going to blame your mother?

0:34:060:34:09

Let's start out with the parquetry cottage, a lovely little thing.

0:34:090:34:13

The auctioneer likes it. He's put £30 to £50 on it. You paid £62.

0:34:130:34:17

It's online.

0:34:170:34:19

The parquetry novelty money box designed as a cottage.

0:34:190:34:22

My opening bid is £30. £30, I'm bid, on my book.

0:34:220:34:26

I don't like the look of this.

0:34:260:34:28

£30. 32, looking for...

0:34:280:34:30

-Come on!

-No?!

0:34:300:34:32

..it's up to you entirely. At £30. Maiden bid, ladies and gentlemen.

0:34:320:34:37

32 online. At 32. Fresh bidder, then, at 32.

0:34:370:34:41

Five I'm looking for now. Fair warning.

0:34:410:34:43

The bidding is online and selling at £32...

0:34:430:34:47

Oh! As miserable as sin!

0:34:470:34:50

That money box is completely empty. £32 is minus £30.

0:34:500:34:55

Now the novelty cane.

0:34:550:34:57

An interesting novelty cane. £15 I'm bid here.

0:34:570:35:01

£15 only. 18. 20. 22. 25. 28. 30.

0:35:010:35:05

32. 35. 38.

0:35:050:35:08

Where have you gone to? 38 here.

0:35:080:35:10

40. 42. 45 online.

0:35:100:35:13

48. 50. 55.

0:35:130:35:17

60. 65. 70.

0:35:170:35:20

75.

0:35:200:35:22

-Are we getting somewhere?

-Nearly.

0:35:220:35:24

It's in the room at 75. At £75.

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Fair warning at 75... BANGS GAVEL

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£75. 75, 85...

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-Can we leave now?

-No!

0:35:340:35:36

£24. Minus 24. You're minus 54. Now, here comes the pendant.

0:35:360:35:43

A nice little Art Nouveau pendant.

0:35:430:35:46

Bidding here starts at £30. 32. 35. 38.

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42. 42 here. 45.

0:35:500:35:54

48. 50.

0:35:540:35:56

55. 60. Five.

0:35:560:35:58

70. £70 in the room now. You're out on the internet.

0:35:580:36:02

£70 right at the back.

0:36:020:36:04

At £70. Fair warning. Selling at £70.

0:36:040:36:09

That's minus 50, which means you're minus 104.

0:36:090:36:12

What are you going to do about the jacket?

0:36:120:36:15

-If we're going to sink, we're going to sink well.

-You're going with the bonus buy. You paid only £19, Tom.

0:36:150:36:21

The auctioneer likes it. He's put £20 to £30 on it.

0:36:210:36:24

You should claw back something. Here it is.

0:36:240:36:27

The Royal Fleet Auxiliary jacket.

0:36:270:36:30

Bidding opens here at £10 only. 12 I'm bid online. £12.

0:36:300:36:33

-Come on.

-£12, I'm bid.

0:36:330:36:36

15 do I see? It's here to sell. No mistake.

0:36:360:36:39

£12. Internet bidding at £12.

0:36:390:36:41

I'm selling... 15, new bidder. £15.

0:36:410:36:44

It makes no odds.

0:36:440:36:46

£18. I'm bid 18. All still online. At 18.

0:36:460:36:50

One more. Come on.

0:36:500:36:52

All quiet in the room, then. Selling online at £18.

0:36:520:36:57

£18! So close, Tom! Minus £1.

0:36:570:37:01

That makes it a lovely round 105, minus 105.

0:37:010:37:05

That could be a winning score. Don't say a word to the Reds.

0:37:050:37:08

-All will be revealed in a moment.

-Thank you.

-Lovely.

0:37:080:37:11

Well, well, well. What a disaster, eh?

0:37:210:37:24

It's not so often on Bargain Hunt that we get such massive losses.

0:37:240:37:29

It's just a question of scale. There's only £15 between you.

0:37:290:37:34

The team that is marginally further behind in this losses-losses stakes

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-just happens to be the Reds.

-GROANS/CHEERS

0:37:380:37:41

Minus £120 is your number.

0:37:410:37:45

-Woo-hoo!

-Yeah!

-It's a pretty good number.

-Spectacular.

0:37:450:37:48

You did, however, manage to make a profit on the chopper.

0:37:480:37:53

Kate's chopper was your sole ray of sunshine.

0:37:530:37:56

-Today was a very tough day, but it's all part of one's life-enhancing skills.

-Yes.

0:37:560:38:02

That's the way to look at it. Well done, chaps.

0:38:020:38:05

And you didn't do much better. Minus £105.

0:38:050:38:10

You managed to lose on absolutely everything.

0:38:100:38:14

There wasn't a ray of sunshine for you. You just lost less.

0:38:140:38:18

-Was it good fun, though, Jacks?

-It was brill.

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Join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?

0:38:200:38:23

Yes!

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