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Cor, there's going to be some drama today in Sawbridgeworth,

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I can tell you. Go on, level with me.

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Hah! Let's go bargain hunting, yeah!

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CINEMA PROJECTOR WHIRRS

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Now, Hertfordshire is home to the

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British TV and Film Industry. We've enjoyed the thrills and spills

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and drama of James Bond movies

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made here, and also EastEnders.

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But, today, it's all about us and I'm sure our teams will be

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capable of creating their fair share of drama.

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Action! Oh! Mind your finger.

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In today's programme, the Reds work in total harmony...

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-Yay!

-Oh, look at that!

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-Nick, high-five!

-THEY LAUGH

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HE BLOWS WHISTLE

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..while the Blues need rounding up.

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HE BLOWS WHISTLE

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So, let's meet the teams.

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Well, on Bargain Hunt today, we've got two teams of friends.

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Well, they're friends at the moment.

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For the Reds we've got Elrica and Dupee,

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and for the Blues we've got Martin and David.

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-Hello, everyone!

-ALL: Hello!

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-Smashing to see you. Now, you girls just love to shop, right?

-Yes.

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What do you like to go shopping for? Antiques?

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-Anything...

-And everything.

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-Really?

-Yes.

-Clothes?

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BOTH: Clothes, shoes, hair, bags, jewellery...

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The list can go on!

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You are the living embodiment of what is good about shopping, right?

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-Yes.

-Do you know anything about antiques much?

-Not much.

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-A little bit, yeah.

-You don't know much about antiques?

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You'll do very well on this show then. I can absolutely guarantee it!

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Now, Dupee, as well as shopping, you like to do a bit of cookery?

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-Yes, I love it.

-Tell me about your cookery.

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Well, I've been inspired from my mum.

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She's an amazing cook, so anything from African to West Indian food

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-and that's where I get my knack from.

-Is it juicy and delicious?

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-Especially the steak.

-Yeah, I bet it is.

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Now, Elrica, you've got a passionate dream. Tell us about your dream.

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Yes, I have a dream of having my own orphanage.

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I went to Uganda about three years ago now and it really pulled at

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my heartstrings and, yeah, I have a dream of registering my own charity.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-So, you're keen on children?

-I love children.

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-And you have charitable inclinations?

-Yes.

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But what I want to know is, with only 60 minutes,

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what with you being such good shoppers,

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how are you going to get on with just 60 minutes?

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We've got a good eye...so we've got a knack

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for looking up the right bargain.

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-And we're good hagglers, so we'll get a bargain.

-So, you're going

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to batter these poor dealers in the antique centre into the ground?

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-Yes.

-Yeah.

-THEY LAUGH

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All I can say is - stand by, Sawbridgeworth! Anyway,

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-good luck, girls.

-Thank you.

-Now, chaps, this is exciting, isn't it?

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-Very.

-Cos, do you two know anything about antiques?

-A little.

-Ah!

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There we are. This is going to be the edge then, isn't it?

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The self-confesseds don't know very much, versus age and experience.

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-That's right, definitely age.

-So, Martin, where did you two meet?

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We met in a play at a theatre production of The White Devil.

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I was playing one of the big baddies and David turns up at the end

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as the little prince to put everything right.

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We've been playing the same roles ever since.

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-How sweet! That's marvellous, isn't it? You're retired now, Martin.

-Yes.

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But what do you do to keep yourself busy?

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Oh, I'm busy because I have a charity.

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I'm setting up a charity, registering a charity called Friends Of Mankind,

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which is specifically aimed to help street children in Asia.

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Well, there you go.

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Isn't it amazing that there is this kind of hidden link between you?

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Some schools only take place on Saturday mornings underneath

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motorways, so we're trying to improve on all that.

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That is, uh, quite a task.

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-I hope to leave it behind me for someone to take on.

-Well, how lovely.

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Now, tell me, David, what do you do with yourself?

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Well, I work part-time now on a big engineering railway project.

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I'm working three days a week, which is a nice balance.

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Would that be a big engineering railway project that

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happens to be carving up the middle of London at the moment?

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-I'm afraid it is. It's all my fault!

-Is it?

-Yes.

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Cos everywhere you go in London,

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-something is disturbed by Crossrail, isn't it?

-It's true.

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-And you are responsible for it.

-It's all going to be better soon.

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Yes, but you also get up to doing a bit of directing, don't you?

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Yeah, in my spare time I direct plays.

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Martin and I met doing a play and I'm still doing that,

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I've a big show coming up next year,

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-which we're taking down to Cornwall to The Minack Theatre.

-Oh, are you?

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How lovely. And what's that to be?

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-It's a show called The Producers.

-So, that's going to be fun, is it?

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Oh, it's going to be great fun.

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It's a fun show that offends everybody.

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Particularly Cornishmen, we hope.

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THEY LAUGH

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Anyway, now the money moment. £300 a piece, there you go.

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Thank you.

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You know the rules, your experts await and off you go

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and very, very, very good luck.

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Gosh, this is going to be fun today.

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So, who are our fine experts today, then?

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Always ready to put on a show, we have the glamorous Natasha Raskin.

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And, trying to keep his cool today, it's Charlie Ross!

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-Martin, David, who's the boss around here?

-Oh, no doubt - him.

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I think that we're going to have trouble today,

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-because you two are shopaholics by all accounts.

-Yes!

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-You're the collector?

-I'm the collector, without doubt.

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Jewellery wise, I love a piece of jewellery, if it's bright.

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Bright, like yourself, bright and beautiful. Elrica, what about you?

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-I'm looking for some objects, so some silver, maybe some desktop...

-OK.

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-Inkwells.

-Inkwells? OK.

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Are you going to buy things that you like the look of or

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that you think will make a profit?

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-I think it has to be profit.

-Does it?

-If we can.

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-If we can.

-We want to win?

-Yes.

-Well, come on, let's go and win!

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Right!

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-We've got one hour. Can we do it?

-Yes, we can.

-Let's go! Yeah!

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The clock's started, teams. Go get 'em!

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This is it, as they say.

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Here we are. Gosh!

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Right, OK, we have no time to waste, so let's get looking.

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Have a look around. Feast your eyes.

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Feast your eyes indeed.

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-Oh, this is like heaven!

-Absolutely bonkers.

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-David?

-Hello.

-How's it going?

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Well, I'm blinded by so much stuff at the moment.

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-Well, that is the problem, isn't it?

-It's all about focus, teams.

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Something will jump out soon enough.

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Dupee, anything catching your eye?

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Erm, this right here is absolutely stunning.

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Straightaway, OK,

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so I'm thinking as an auction piece maybe it's a bit contemporary.

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-Shall we try and see something maybe with a bit more age to it?

-Yes.

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Look for more of a period piece.

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Yeah, antiques are the name of the game.

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I don't think I want to buy a Dalek.

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You can EXTERMINATE that idea, Mr Ross!

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THEY COO

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Come on, girls, I know. Right, we're looking gorgeous.

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Come on, let's get away from the mirrors.

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There is no time for preening, girls. You're all beautiful enough.

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-David?

-Hello.

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-Just have a look at that.

-Hmm.

-Two questions -

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A, do you like it?

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-Personally, no.

-No?

-No.

-No. Good.

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-Right, that's unanimous then.

-What's it worth?

-I don't know.

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It depends on the place where you'd want to put it.

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-It would fit nicely in a small living room.

-Yeah.

-In a window or something.

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It's Edwardian.

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It's what smart dealers would call "Sheraton Revival, darling..."

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-100 years too late!

-Yeah, it's decorative, isn't it?

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Look at the quality of the workmanship.

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I mean, it's rosewood and it's got the most fabulous ivory inlay,

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boxwood, satinwood...

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Can you imagine making something with those lyre supports? It's £120.

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-I think that could be bought for £90.

-90?

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Yeah, but I think that is cheap.

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Would you be able to reupholster it? Is that the original, do you think?

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-No.

-Or would you keep it?

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I think a Regency stripe, which that is, is not particularly

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in keeping with that, but I don't find it distasteful.

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I don't think I'd want to put a floral upholstery on it.

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But, as neither of you like it, we might as well move on, frankly.

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Have the girls spotted anything yet?

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I like this.

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-Right, OK. What's caught your eye?

-I believe it's a salt and pepper...

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-Oh, look at the detail.

-Yeah. Can we see that one?

-Absolutely.

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Let's ask Nick. Nick, would you be so kind as to

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let us into your fancy cabinets?

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So, as the girls wait for owner Nick, how are the Blues faring?

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-HE BANGS HEAD

-Oh! Blimey, mind the head!

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-Oh, blimey!

-Easy, old boy, you'll need to get your head examined.

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So, what do the girls think about the salt and pepper, then?

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-I really like it.

-I think it's lovely.

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All right, OK, and what's great about these is they're a pair

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-and you're a pair!

-Everybody likes a matching pair.

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So, they look, you know, early 20th century.

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They look sort of late 1920s, 1930s,

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so very much an Art Deco style,

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which is super chic and is very much on trend.

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The design, looking at it, is an engine turn design

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by the looks of things, so it's very subtle.

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It's not in your face, they're not bling, but

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they are a really, really lovely column condiment set

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and I think they're a contender.

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-I don't know about you, what do you think?

-I like them.

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I think we need to find out the price. Yes.

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OK, so, Nick, do you know off the top of your head

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the price tag for these?

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-The dealer's asking for £65.

-OK, so 65. What do you think?

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Let's bring that down a touch.

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The dealer's not here, so we can maybe be a little bit bolder.

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We've got the lovely Nick. He won't shoot the messenger.

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So, what are you thinking?

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What if we say 45 and then that leaves a little bit of room

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-for negotiation?

-What would be your maximum?

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-50?

-50.

-50's your maximum? OK, so could you try us for 45?

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-I will see what I can do.

-Oh, you're a legend!

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-Where would we be without this man?!

-Thanks.

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So, let's see what we can do.

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Cor, those girls are working well as a team,

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and David has spotted a cracking piece for the Blues.

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What's that? Is that...that's egg cups, isn't it?

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-Cor, that's wonderful!

-Will Martin agree?

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-Martin?

-Martin!

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Oh, blimey, oh, riley! You come away here with one hour

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to spend your money and he's gone!

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-Does he always do this?

-Shall I go and find him?

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-Martin!

-Martin!

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Oh, there you are! Did you hear us calling for you?

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No. I got lost. What have you seen?

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I don't think he's impressed, Charlie!

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If ever there was a stamp of approval that was it.

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Did you see that? I've never seen such a stage sneer in all my life!

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Well, it's...eh.

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Who'd want that?

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-We'd never sell it.

-I would, Martin.

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That is an original Art Nouveau Carl Deffner egg warmer, don't you know?

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Look, he's got his hands in the air! How did it go? What happened?

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We've got a better price for you, but not as low as you wanted.

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-It was 65, the dealer's quite happy to go down to 55.

-What do you think?

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-BOTH: That's good.

-Oh, my goodness! That's wonderful.

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-I think you should shake on it.

-Yes.

-Lovely.

-55! Oh, money spent!

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-Money spent! One down - two to go! Yes, OK!

-Well done, Reds!

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That's one happy camp.

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But with the marks rubbed, will they be able to sell them as silver?

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-Argh!

-Personally, I think it's hideous.

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-Oh, good, I'm so pleased we're in agreement there.

-But it's 20 quid.

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-Is it?

-Yes.

-Price isn't everything, chaps. Move along.

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I've already seen two things I absolutely love

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and the marvellous thing is you hate both of them, so...

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Yes, well...

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-Be guided by my taste, Charlie.

-I will be guided by your taste.

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I can see you are a man of infinite taste.

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Now, what have those Red happy shoppers clapped their eyes on?

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-I really, really like that.

-The letter...

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It's really pretty, isn't it?

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So, the brass letter rack, which also has an inkwell at the front,

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-so something you were looking for!

-Yeah.

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Isn't this just a gorgeous thing for a lady's desk?

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Shall we see if we can have a good feel of it?

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-Get it out, get it in our hands and see what we think?

-Definitely.

-OK.

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Nick, can we ask for your assistance, please?

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-It seems like a bargain...

-There we are. So, what do you think?

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-Look at that.

-It's got such a feminine touch to it...

-Mm-hm.

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And it's very sort of organic, isn't it?

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And it's Art Nouveau

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and that is, you know, Art Nouveau just means new art, essentially,

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a new style and people were coming away from

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the rigid, classical forms, but, then,

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look at these flowers - they're flowing

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and sinewy and organic and it's just divine, I love it.

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-It's pretty.

-45 quid - what do you think?

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-I like it.

-I think it's quite good.

-Mm-hm, mm-hm, OK, so.

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-Yeah, I'm sold on it.

-What do you think, Elrica?

-Yeah, I do like it.

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-I think it's very pretty.

-Do you think we should try it at 35?

-Yeah.

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OK. I think we're pushing our luck,

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so maybe we should say to Nick, "You can make it 40?"

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I'll see what I can do, no promises.

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Thank you.

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It seems it's all going swimmingly for the Reds,

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-but are the Blues any happier?

-This cabinet's got some bronzes in it.

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-Yeah.

-And that face is quite striking. I don't know who it is.

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-Who is that?

-Well, I don't know.

-Prince Charles.

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THEY LAUGH

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Looks more like Einstein.

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Have you seen that owl up there?

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Yeah, that is modern, but it isn't trying to be anything else, is it?

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I don't suppose it's signed?

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-It's very stylish though, isn't it?

-Yeah, I like that.

-It's modern.

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-It's quite Chiswick, darling.

-It's very Chiswick.

-Yeah.

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Abstract bronze owl...

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160.

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-It's over half your money.

-Hmm.

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-Bob, what can we...?

-I can do that for 140.

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-140.

-I'll tell you what, chaps - look,

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we've used up half our time...

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And not bought anything.

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-Why don't we keep looking in case we see something?

-Exactly.

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What about the other centre?

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-We could nip up there.

-Should we? Is it far?

-I don't think so.

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-It's about 100 yards.

-Ooh, we could do that, quickly.

-We could do that.

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So, the chaps need to make a quick dash up the road,

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but will the girls have some news on their letter rack?

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OK...

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-40.

-£40? OK.

-That's quite good.

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-So, he's knocked a tenner off his original price.

-Yeah.

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It was 50, it was 45, now it's 40. What do you say?

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-Yeah, I'm happy with it.

-I'm happy to pay that as well.

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Oh, brilliant, it's a deal! Shall we shake on it?

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Those shopaholic girls are flying. Two down.

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Come on, Blues, you've still got three items to buy!

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By the time I get in this building,

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-I want you to have bought two things.

-You'll be lucky, Charlie.

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Now!

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So, as the girls look for their final item,

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those chaps hadn't agreed on one yet.

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-Come here, chaps!

-Oh, hang on.

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Chaps, what would that stool make...

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..at auction? It's French, so a little cabriole leg, it's walnut,

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it's got a tapestry upholstery.

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It is not Victorian, but it is certainly early 20th century.

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-It's very nice.

-It's probably 1920s...

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-You like that?

-Yeah. 45 quid.

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-£45 at auction.

-Hang on. Did Martin just say he liked it?

0:15:470:15:50

REWINDING

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-You like that?

-Yeah. 45 quid.

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£45 at auction. How much do you think?

0:15:530:15:55

-Yeah, about that that I would say.

-About that?

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-It's fairly new, it's not very old.

-It's 1920s, I should think.

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It's not quite 19th century,

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but it's in goodish order and little stools always sell well.

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It's got a nice acanthus leaf carving there.

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And what are they asking?

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If I could buy that for less than 20 quid, may I buy it?

0:16:100:16:12

-I think...

-Well, for you or for me?

-No, well, for us, darling!

0:16:120:16:15

-Yes.

-Yes?

-Yes.

-Yes.

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Yes! Do it, Charlie! Quick, before they change their minds.

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Nick, you've got a verdict. Hold on.

0:16:250:16:27

-Chaps?

-Look out. Where have they gone now?

-With me.

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HE BLOWS WHISTLE

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You should have had that whistle from the start, matey.

0:16:330:16:36

He responds to this whistle well, doesn't he? What's the verdict?

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-15 agreed.

-Sold! Sold!

-Thank you.

-Sold!

-Thank you very much.

0:16:390:16:45

Well done, chaps. Thank you very much indeed. Fab!

0:16:450:16:48

Well found.

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Nice moves, old bean.

0:16:500:16:51

One down, two to go and it's all looking plain sailing now.

0:16:540:16:59

Don't speak too soon.

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Definitely more plain sailing for those Reds.

0:17:010:17:04

-Girls!

-BOTH: Yes?

-I think I've found something.

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Wow, look at this.

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-I'll tell you what, that is nice!

-Oriental furniture.

0:17:090:17:12

That's pretty, isn't it?

0:17:120:17:14

Oh, look at the butterflies and everything, aren't they gorgeous?

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-So much detail.

-It's very much in a Chinese style

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and it's lacquered and I think that,

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as a cabinet, that is decorative as well as pretty functional.

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-It's absolutely gorgeous. What do you think about it?

-I love it.

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It will be such a nice piece in like a home or in a bedroom.

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Um, I think it's quite different as well,

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-so, I really like the artwork as well.

-Absolutely.

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Elrica, you spotted it. What made you clock it in the corner there?

0:17:410:17:44

I think it's just really pretty, I just...I like the detail

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and I quite like oriental style furniture and I think

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it always looks quite chic in a home.

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-And you were looking for furniture.

-Yeah.

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You were looking for a lovely silver object -

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-you got it in our salt and peppers shakers.

-Tick!

-Tick, exactly!

0:18:020:18:05

You were looking for an inkwell - tick!

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And you were looking for furniture, so this is definitely a contender.

0:18:070:18:11

-I see £100. What do you think?

-I like it, but...

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-We'll see what Nick can do.

-Shall we see what Nick can do?

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Nick! Nick!

0:18:170:18:19

The girls need you and the chaps just need something.

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-Ah? No?

-No. I think we should go back, Charlie.

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-OK, sir.

-All right.

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Five minutes left, Blues.

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We were thinking of shaving off a little.

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I'm going to ask the girls what they were thinking of offering.

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-I think...

-85.

-..yeah, 85.

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-85 seems reasonable to me.

-I would say 90,

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but 85's even better.

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OK, well, it sounds to me like you've got permission to go to 90,

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-but 85 might be a good starting point.

-I'll try 85 to start.

0:18:460:18:49

-You're an absolute hero. Thank you so much.

-No problem.

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-Thank you.

-Well, girls, he's done it for us twice before.

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Let's see if he can do it again.

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Original oriental lacquer is a natural resin

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collected from trees in Asia that's then layered and sanded

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to produce a rich and highly lustrous finish,

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which is still an extremely popular style today.

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-CHARLIE BLOWS WHISTLE

-Roll them up, Charlie!

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How did we do?

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You did well. 85 he agrees.

0:19:170:19:20

-Oh, that's fantastic!

-BOTH: Wow!

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That's so great and I have to say,

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I'm really glad that you guys didn't pitch it too low and try

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and get it for 50, because the dealers are happy,

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it's a great price and I think we've got every chance

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-of profiting on that in the auction.

-Oh! Well done!

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-Are you chuffed?

-Yes!

-Oh, look at that! Nick, high-five!

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THEY LAUGH

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First time he's done that. Well done, girls. Great shopping.

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I wish I could say the same for those Blues.

0:19:440:19:46

-Hello, Bob.

-You're back again.

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Absolutely, we went down the road and we've come back.

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Is there anything I can do for you?

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Well, I've got a man here who wants to talk to you -

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-my mate David.

-Go on, David.

-We like the owl.

-Yeah.

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-Can you remind me what the price was on it?

-Uh...

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-I think I said 140, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, 140.

-It was.

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-You wouldn't do 130?

-I could do probably 135 and that's on my back.

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I like it. Who's to say whether it'll make a profit,

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but I think it would go in any home. It would go in a modern flat,

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go in an old house, I like it, it's stylish, it is bronze, it's heavy.

0:20:200:20:24

Well, OK. But if we were to buy that and, say, your sofa...

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-My ghastly sofa, which I love.

-It's not ghastly!

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If we would put those two together, what's the price on that?

0:20:330:20:36

-The price on that was an unforgettable £90.

-£90.

-£90.

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-So, if we bought the two...?

-Could we take 220?

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I can't because they're different dealers

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-and we've already taken a lot off the chair.

-Yeah.

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The bronze I'm doing it on my own back.

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-225.

-Super.

-Pure heaven.

0:20:510:20:53

-Thank you.

-Blimey! Synergy at last.

0:20:530:20:56

Thank you very much, indeed. Thank you. 240.

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That leaves me with 60 quid to go and spend on your behalf.

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Well, thank goodness it's no more.

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How dare you?!

0:21:030:21:06

SIRENS WAIL

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Time's up, teams. Now, let's find out what the Red team bought, eh?

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They spent £55 on the Art Deco white metal salt and pepper set.

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Spicy!

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£40 was spent on the stylish brass letter rack with inkwell.

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And the black lacquered side cabinet gilded with butterflies

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and foliage cost them £85.

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-Now, which is your favourite?

-My silver salt and pepper shakers.

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That's your favourite? What about you, Dupee?

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-Mine is the ink and letter rack.

-Is it? Your "favourite" favourite.

0:21:410:21:45

-Is that going to bring the biggest profit?

-I think so.

-Hmm.

0:21:450:21:48

-I think our, um, furniture might steal the show, yeah.

-You reckon?

0:21:480:21:53

Well, you clearly get on very well, you two,

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cos you're not talking off the same hymn sheet at all...

0:21:550:21:58

-which is brilliant. OK, so what was the amount that you spent?

-180.

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-OK, I'd like 120 of leftover lolly, please.

-There you go.

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You don't like handing that over at all.

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Look at the pained expression on that chick's face.

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-Anyway, here we go. £120, Natasha.

-Thank you.

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-What are you going to spend it on?

-Well, these girls had a style.

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They knew what they liked and they had a brilliant eye, so I've

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got a lot to live up to, but I think I might have something up my sleeve.

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Really? She's very enigmatic, isn't she?

0:22:200:22:24

Anyway, on that happy note,

0:22:240:22:25

why don't we check out what the Blue team bought, eh?

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They spent a joyous £15 on the French walnut footstool.

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£135 was paid for the contemporary bronze owl.

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And, to Charlie's delight,

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£90 was spent on the Victorian rosewood and mahogany salon chair.

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Now, you two...

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how much did you spend?

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-We spent £240.

-I love it, don't you when they spend up?!

0:22:500:22:54

So, Martin, tell me, which is your favourite piece?

0:22:540:22:57

-Uh, the bronze owl.

-The bronze owl.

-Hmm.

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And you bought it at the right prize, did you? Your old owl?

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135.

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Lovely, and too-whit-too-woo, which is your favourite piece, David?

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I think, out of the three pieces, the owl again.

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We agree on this, unusually.

0:23:090:23:11

You are just welded from the hip, you two chaps, aren't you?

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A marvellous thing to see. So, there we go, that's your prediction.

0:23:140:23:17

-Is that going to bring the biggest profit?

-Yes.

-No.

0:23:170:23:19

-Well, this is where we disagree!

-Perhaps not then.

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OK, so, what's your prediction then?

0:23:220:23:24

-I think the stool will fetch the most, yeah.

-Really?

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-Cos it was so jolly cheap.

-Indeed.

-Yeah, well, there we go.

0:23:270:23:31

OK, I'd like £60, please of leftover lolly. Thank you, that's very nice.

0:23:310:23:34

-Now, is it true that you design railway stations?

-I have done, yes.

0:23:340:23:38

Wow, that's nice, isn't it? It'll be a piece of cake this game for you.

0:23:380:23:40

There you go. £60 to the architect of your future.

0:23:400:23:44

Um, what are you going to spend it on, Charlie?

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Rolling stock, I would have thought.

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Well, he only does the station architecture.

0:23:490:23:52

Well, easy enough, anyway, and very good luck, Charlie,

0:23:520:23:54

-and have a nice little rest-up, chaps.

-Thank you.

0:23:540:23:57

Meanwhile, I'm about to head off and draw a firm line under a subject.

0:23:570:24:01

Well, they say that novelty is everything,

0:24:070:24:11

so try this pencil on for size.

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Isn't that fun?

0:24:140:24:15

It's made of a turned tube of beechwood and your eye is deceived

0:24:150:24:21

into thinking that it's a real pencil because of the paint job.

0:24:210:24:26

This paint job is dragged

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and ragged with striated lines of paint that make this

0:24:290:24:34

look like the outer surface of a pencil,

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then you get down to the sharpened bit and, to deceive you even more,

0:24:370:24:42

the fake lead is painted a different colour on the timber at the bottom.

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The globular terminal, once upon a time,

0:24:480:24:50

was silver plated on brass

0:24:500:24:52

and most of that silver plating has rubbed off,

0:24:520:24:55

and it unscrews neatly like this, look -

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to reveal the chamber into which all those school kids, you know, about

0:24:590:25:03

1880 to 1900, would have filled the pencil up and trotted off to school.

0:25:030:25:10

All good fun.

0:25:100:25:12

I reckon this thing though is desirable in today's market

0:25:120:25:15

for people who collect drawing instruments.

0:25:150:25:19

And, as such,

0:25:190:25:20

I was chuffed to find it here in a cabinet at Sawbridgeworth.

0:25:200:25:25

In one of those specialist sales, I think it could

0:25:250:25:27

bring as much as £75, but here, it could be yours today for £12.

0:25:270:25:33

Well, we've trotted all the way from Sawbridgeworth to

0:25:440:25:47

High Road Auctions in Chiswick in the smoke to be

0:25:470:25:51

with our auctioneer of the moment, Ross Mercer. Good morning, Ross.

0:25:510:25:54

-Good morning, Tim.

-Very nice to be here.

0:25:540:25:56

Now, for the Reds, their first item are these Deco condiments.

0:25:560:26:00

-How do you rate those?

-I like them, Tim, but a little bit worn.

0:26:000:26:04

The tops of them have been over polished a bit and,

0:26:040:26:06

-so, now the metal's getting a bit thin.

-Mm-hm.

-But, unfortunately...

0:26:060:26:10

-What you call thin on top...

-Yes.

-..unlike you and me.

-Absolutely.

0:26:100:26:13

Quite right. Well thatched.

0:26:130:26:16

The marks, however, they've been rubbed off, so, really,

0:26:160:26:20

we can't call them silver with no discernible hallmarks.

0:26:200:26:23

-Hmm.

-We'll have to wait and see.

-What's your estimate?

0:26:230:26:27

-We've said £50 to £70.

-Have you really?

0:26:270:26:29

-Which is, as they say, all the money.

-It certainly is.

0:26:290:26:32

I'd like to get over 35, £40, and I think we're doing pretty well.

0:26:320:26:36

£55 is what they spent.

0:26:360:26:38

Now, much more stylish for my taste, anyway,

0:26:380:26:42

is this German polished brass kind of desk stand,

0:26:420:26:46

-but, really, it's a letter rack, isn't it?

-That's right, yeah.

0:26:460:26:49

In a true German Art Nouveau, um, style, not quite as organic

0:26:490:26:54

as the French, but, people are going to want that on their desk.

0:26:540:26:58

I think they would do.

0:26:580:27:00

The fact that you've got a little inkwell in there is irrelevant

0:27:000:27:04

today, because most people haven't got an ink-filled dip pen,

0:27:040:27:08

so, you know, but that's just a little feature.

0:27:080:27:11

But these sprung flaps, I think,

0:27:110:27:13

-are really neat to stop the blowing away in a...

-A nice nod to quality.

0:27:140:27:17

-German engineering.

-Exactly. So, how do you rate that little joker?

0:27:170:27:20

-Well, we've said £40 to £60.

-OK, £40's paid.

0:27:200:27:23

That's very fair and you could watch that sail away, couldn't you?

0:27:230:27:27

I'd hope so, yeah. Following wind, maybe 80, 80, £90, perhaps?

0:27:270:27:30

Now, talking about sailing away, we've got the Chinese cabinet,

0:27:300:27:34

which, I guess, only sailed in the other day out of a container.

0:27:340:27:37

It did, Tim, it did, yes.

0:27:370:27:39

A piece of furniture, really, in the style of the late 18th

0:27:390:27:42

-and early 19th century.

-Yes.

-They do command quite high prices retail.

0:27:420:27:47

-Really?

-So, we're really appealing to the decorative end of the market,

0:27:470:27:52

perhaps interior decorators.

0:27:520:27:53

So, what's it going to bring in the auction today?

0:27:530:27:57

Well, we've said £60 to £80. I'd like to see that make 100.

0:27:570:28:00

£85 paid by our team. So, it's all the money again.

0:28:000:28:03

Well, for me,

0:28:030:28:05

depending on how the German letter rack gets on will determine whether

0:28:050:28:08

they need the bonus buy or not, so let's go and have a look at it.

0:28:080:28:13

-Well, girls, this is exciting, isn't it?

-BOTH: Yes.

0:28:130:28:16

-You gave the lovely Natasha £120...

-Yeah.

0:28:160:28:21

..of honest, British cash to buy your bonus buy.

0:28:210:28:25

-Take off the cloth, darling.

-Dun-dun-dun!

0:28:250:28:28

Just what you were after...

0:28:280:28:30

-a set of scales!

-BOTH: Ahh!

0:28:300:28:33

Hey!

0:28:330:28:34

-What do you think about that?

-It was what we was after.

-Exactly.

0:28:340:28:38

-I like it.

-These are lovely. They're walnut.

0:28:380:28:41

They're French scales, actually, and the top here is alabaster

0:28:410:28:44

and I think that they are just a lovely decorative,

0:28:440:28:46

yet functional item.

0:28:460:28:48

-What's £100 and some scales, I say?

-Is that what you spent?

0:28:480:28:52

No, I spent £41 on the scales.

0:28:520:28:54

BOTH: Ahh!

0:28:540:28:55

-I got them down to 41.

-That's good.

0:28:550:28:57

How much do you think we're going to get?

0:28:570:28:59

Hmm...I think that we could make about 70, 75.

0:28:590:29:03

-That's good.

-I feel quite confident about them.

-Yay!

-Yeah.

0:29:030:29:06

-All right. Happy with that, girls?

-Yes, definitely.

0:29:060:29:08

-Is she a genius or what?

-She's amazing.

-Yes!

0:29:080:29:10

Well, as they say, the proof will be in the pudding.

0:29:100:29:14

Right, now though, for the audience at home,

0:29:140:29:16

let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Natasha's scales.

0:29:160:29:21

Right, Ross, let's just see whether we can get the right balance here.

0:29:210:29:25

-How'd you rate it?

-Very decorative, Tim. You stand a good chance here.

0:29:250:29:29

It was a cleverly chosen bonus buy. Not entirely original I suspect.

0:29:290:29:34

-Mm-hm.

-A close eye would have noticed that the two pans

0:29:340:29:38

here are marked by an English Bristolian firm and yet

0:29:380:29:41

the base of it is typically French, but it is its aesthetic appeal

0:29:410:29:46

with kitchens becoming that much more decorated now.

0:29:460:29:49

-I've got high hopes on this.

-Have you? How high are your hopes?

0:29:490:29:53

Well, I'm hoping that we will see the 100, £150 mark.

0:29:530:29:56

-Really?

-Yes.

-Hoo, hoo, hoo!

0:29:560:29:58

Natasha and the team will be delighted,

0:29:580:30:01

if the team decide to go with it.

0:30:010:30:03

Right, now for the Blues. Martin and David with their footstool.

0:30:030:30:07

It seems extraordinary to me that you could buy a little footstool,

0:30:070:30:11

probably it's 100 years old or 80 years old, for £15 retail.

0:30:110:30:15

Not used as much as they used to,

0:30:150:30:18

I suspect it's going to go to a second home in the country.

0:30:180:30:21

I mean, it puts one off, the slightly dated needlework,

0:30:210:30:25

quite frankly, it's not to everybody's cup of tea.

0:30:250:30:27

-Rip that off and put a leather top on it, what could be nicer?

-Yeah.

0:30:270:30:31

-So, your estimate is how much?

-We've said £10 to £20.

0:30:310:30:35

-OK, well, that's a bit of a tempter, isn't it?

-I hope so.

-I think it is.

0:30:350:30:39

Now, what about the wise old owl, except it's not so old?

0:30:390:30:43

Not so old this time, Tim, no, not at all.

0:30:430:30:46

Almost certainly manufactured within the last 20 years.

0:30:460:30:49

However, bears, pigs and owls,

0:30:490:30:52

-the three most collected of animals, it'll catch someone's eye.

-How much?

0:30:520:30:57

Well, for the owl we've said 80 to £120.

0:30:570:31:01

Well, £135 was paid.

0:31:010:31:04

-They might get their money back.

-Hmm.

0:31:040:31:06

And, lastly, is the Sheraton Revival chair.

0:31:060:31:09

Is that to everyone's taste?

0:31:090:31:12

It's not, it's thought of as a little passe now.

0:31:120:31:15

Once upon a time, value wise, it would have been

0:31:150:31:19

-probably £400 or £500.

-Hmm.

0:31:190:31:21

But, today, the market has shown that really it's more likely to

0:31:210:31:24

be £80, £120, £100 on a good day.

0:31:240:31:27

Well, £90 paid retail by these guys,

0:31:270:31:29

-so, um, that's probably about it.

-They've done well there.

0:31:290:31:32

It all depends on the owl and, on that basis, they may or

0:31:320:31:35

may not need their bonus buy, so let's go and have a look at it.

0:31:350:31:39

Martin, David, this is the moment.

0:31:390:31:41

-You spent £240 - I'm so proud of you chaps.

-Yes!

0:31:410:31:44

-And you gave your man £60.

-That's right.

0:31:440:31:48

Charlie Ross, this is going to be interesting.

0:31:480:31:51

You're going to just love this!

0:31:510:31:53

THEY LAUGH

0:31:530:31:54

-Martin, are you all right?

-I'm speechless! I'm speechless!

0:31:570:32:01

-You spent £58 on that?

-I did.

0:32:010:32:04

How old is it, do you think?

0:32:040:32:05

-Post-war.

-THEY LAUGH

0:32:050:32:08

Are we talking about the Vietnam War, are we?

0:32:080:32:11

It's an investment piece.

0:32:110:32:12

Did you put your own cash in then to see if it works?

0:32:120:32:15

-I did, quite a lot of it.

-I mean, you are amazing.

0:32:150:32:17

What an amazing man you are. Pass it over to David.

0:32:170:32:20

Here, feel my jellybeans.

0:32:200:32:21

Huh!

0:32:210:32:23

-There's an offer.

-They're all stuck together!

-Well, they would be!

0:32:230:32:27

It's not surprising if you've been in there since the war!

0:32:270:32:30

Charlie, this is perfectly horrible!

0:32:300:32:33

I'm sure it'll make a profit.

0:32:330:32:35

How much is it going to bring in?

0:32:350:32:37

-£75.

-How much did you spend?

0:32:370:32:40

-£58.

-There we go. You watched his lips...

-Mm-hm.

0:32:400:32:43

..all those black and orange and green stained lips,

0:32:430:32:48

thanks to all the jellybeans he's scoffed so far.

0:32:480:32:51

And my teeth are now stuck together.

0:32:510:32:54

Yeah, I hope you've not got far to travel in your car going home.

0:32:540:32:57

You could be in need of a facility or two,

0:32:570:33:00

if you had too many of those, Charlie!

0:33:000:33:03

Anyway, on that happy note, you don't pick now,

0:33:030:33:05

-you pick later if you need to.

-Right.

0:33:050:33:07

But, right now, for the audience at home,

0:33:070:33:09

let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about the candy machine.

0:33:090:33:12

Right then, old bean, what do you make of this?

0:33:140:33:16

Not the typical thing we see here at High Road Auctions,

0:33:170:33:20

-but a great lot of fun here, Tim.

-Isn't it?

-It is.

0:33:200:33:24

I mean, complete with its key, so you can get in and refill it.

0:33:240:33:27

I don't care for these beans much, do you?

0:33:270:33:30

No, I would advise clients probably not to eat them, um, but I think

0:33:300:33:34

-it's a great talking point, you can ration the children with sweets.

-Hmm.

0:33:340:33:39

And I think the younger audience,

0:33:390:33:41

the younger collectors, are going to spot this and pick it up.

0:33:410:33:44

So, what's the estimate on this, then?

0:33:440:33:46

-We've said 30 to £60.

-OK.

0:33:460:33:48

A bit of "come and get me" estimate.

0:33:480:33:50

Charlie Ross, of course, paid £58 for it,

0:33:500:33:52

nearly all his leftover lolly, which is typically naughty Charlie,

0:33:520:33:56

and, knowing his luck, I can see the thing making £80 or £100.

0:33:560:34:00

-Anyway, we'll see. You're taking the sale today?

-I am indeed, Tim.

0:34:000:34:04

We're in safe hands.

0:34:040:34:05

Yup, 420, 440, 460, sir.

0:34:060:34:09

-Well, is this fun or is it fun?

-It's amazing.

-Really good.

0:34:130:34:16

-Are you feeling nervous, you two?

-Yeah.

-A little bit.

-I am.

-Fluttery?

0:34:160:34:20

Yes. I hope that will settle.

0:34:200:34:22

-I hope it will...

-I'm actually joking.

-You're joking.

0:34:220:34:26

The first lot coming up then is the salt and pepper pot

0:34:260:34:29

and here they come.

0:34:290:34:30

Now, lot 20 is the rather fun pair of these Art Deco white metal

0:34:300:34:34

-condiments. Bids start against you all at £20 with me at 20.

-20 only.

0:34:340:34:38

One bid, £20 for them. Any further bids now at £20 only?

0:34:380:34:43

£20? No! Come on.

0:34:430:34:45

25? Nice looking things now at £20. Last chance.

0:34:450:34:49

-I'm getting a bad feeling.

-£20!

0:34:490:34:51

All done.

0:34:510:34:52

-Oh, girls!

-£20 is minus 35.

0:34:530:34:57

They didn't like them enough.

0:34:570:34:58

Now, this is where you're going to win your money back.

0:34:580:35:01

Lot 21 is the rather nice 1930s German brass letter rack.

0:35:010:35:07

Some interest again. £10 I'm bid on the books.

0:35:070:35:09

-£10!

-£10 only.

-£10!

0:35:090:35:12

There's got to be some more money out there at the moment. At £15...£18.

0:35:120:35:15

£23 now on the internet.

0:35:150:35:17

-At £23, where would we be without the internet?

-Come on!

0:35:170:35:20

Oh, my goodness. £25 now.

0:35:200:35:23

Snap up a bit. A deal at 23, surely?

0:35:230:35:26

-28?

-28? Crack on!

-Gosh, we need about five times as much as that!

0:35:260:35:29

At £28, internet, all done?

0:35:290:35:32

-Oh, my goodness!

-£28 is minus £12.

0:35:330:35:36

-I'm going to cry!

-Oh, girls!

0:35:360:35:38

Now, here comes the cabinet.

0:35:380:35:40

The next lot then, lot 22, it's the Chinese black lacquered side cabinet.

0:35:400:35:44

Bids start against you all at £50 with me and I'll take 5.

0:35:440:35:48

50, 5, 60, 5, 75...

0:35:480:35:52

-OK.

-Ladies...

-5 now...

0:35:520:35:54

-90, 5, 100...

-Come on.

0:35:540:35:58

It's only money. £100 I'm bid at the back at 100. At £100, last chance...

0:35:580:36:03

-Come on!

-Done and selling at £100.

0:36:030:36:06

-Oh, £100!

-£100 is plus £15.

0:36:060:36:09

That means, darlings, you are minus £32.

0:36:090:36:13

-OK, what are you thinking?

-You're £32 down.

0:36:130:36:15

We've got to be snappy about this.

0:36:150:36:16

That went against every prediction in the book.

0:36:160:36:19

That is the most unlucky thing I've seen in yonks,

0:36:190:36:21

but what are we going to do about this bonus buy?

0:36:210:36:23

Are you going to go with the scales for £41 or are you going to

0:36:230:36:27

preserve your losses at minus 32?

0:36:270:36:30

-We might as well just do it.

-I think we should just go with the scales.

0:36:300:36:33

-Girls! Oh, girls!

-Are you gamblers or are you not gamblers?

0:36:330:36:35

We're not gamblers, but we're going to do it.

0:36:350:36:37

So, you are going to gamble?

0:36:370:36:39

They're going with the bonus buy and here it comes.

0:36:390:36:42

Now, the next lot, 26, is a rather fun set

0:36:420:36:46

of 19th century French walnut and alabaster shop scales.

0:36:460:36:50

£40 surely for them? 20 then, anywhere?

0:36:500:36:54

10 then?

0:36:540:36:55

-Oh, gosh!

-Oh, dear!

0:36:550:36:56

£10 surely. £15 now.

0:36:560:36:59

-At £15, bid £18...

-I can't bear it.

0:36:590:37:01

At £18, stood at the back at £18 only.

0:37:010:37:04

£20, now on the internet at 20.

0:37:040:37:06

All done at £20?

0:37:060:37:09

£20, I can't believe it.

0:37:090:37:11

That's minus £21, which means, overall, you are minus £53.

0:37:110:37:16

-Girls...

-Girls, don't burst into tears,

0:37:160:37:18

because that could be a winning score.

0:37:180:37:20

The way things are looking tonight, it could be a winning score!

0:37:200:37:23

-Don't say a word to those Blues, all right?

-We won't.

0:37:230:37:26

Don't say a word and all will be revealed in a moment.

0:37:260:37:29

-I think you've been very brave.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

0:37:290:37:31

TIM CRIES

0:37:310:37:33

David, Martin, how are you?

0:37:370:37:39

-Terrific.

-Good, thank you.

-Good, good, I'm so pleased you're good.

0:37:390:37:43

-And do you know how the Red team got on?

-No idea.

-You don't want to know.

0:37:430:37:47

-OK, that's great.

-As good as that.

-Yeah, as good as that.

0:37:470:37:49

Right, first up then, guys, is your footstool and here it comes.

0:37:490:37:52

The next lot is the rather nice late 19th / early 20th century

0:37:520:37:57

-French walnut footstool. £8 I am bid on the books.

-What?!

0:37:570:38:00

There must be 10 somewhere. £10, bid £12.

0:38:000:38:04

£12, now in front at 12, 15 with the lady.

0:38:040:38:07

20 it must be. 18 I've got.

0:38:070:38:09

-20 now, madam.

-Profit!

0:38:090:38:11

Looking for 5. At £20. 22. 24. 24...26.

0:38:110:38:17

Oh, this is climbing nicely.

0:38:170:38:20

At 24 internet, in the room at £24, make no mistake,

0:38:200:38:24

a good-looking thing at 24.

0:38:240:38:26

26 now. 28, sir. It's last chance at 26.

0:38:260:38:29

At £26, he's plus £11. That is what they call easy money.

0:38:290:38:34

-That's a clever boy.

-Don't get too cocky now. Here comes the owl.

0:38:340:38:37

43, the contemporary bronze study of an owl.

0:38:370:38:40

I like this little owl and he does need a home, you know.

0:38:400:38:43

£80 I am bid, surely. £60 then, and 5.

0:38:430:38:47

70, 5, 80, 5 now,

0:38:470:38:50

90, 5, 100, sir.

0:38:500:38:53

100 bid. 10 now.

0:38:530:38:55

110. 120. 130.

0:38:550:38:58

One more.

0:38:580:39:00

It's only money. £120 in the centre.

0:39:000:39:03

-At 120...

-Go on!

0:39:030:39:05

Last chance at £120, 130 now. 140, sir.

0:39:050:39:09

-You've got to go home with something at 140.

-Yes!

-Oh, yes!

0:39:090:39:12

140 I have in the room. I'm done at selling at 140 then.

0:39:120:39:16

-£140. 140 is plus 5!

-We have Martin to thank for that one.

0:39:180:39:22

We have just scraped home.

0:39:220:39:24

Lot 144, the late Victorian rosewood

0:39:240:39:27

and mahogany salon chair or canopy, if you wish.

0:39:270:39:30

Bids start with me at 60 and 5, 75, 80 now, sir,

0:39:300:39:35

and 5, new bidder, 90, 5,

0:39:350:39:38

-100, sir.

-You're in.

-Thank you.

-Look at that!

0:39:380:39:41

-110.

-120.

0:39:410:39:43

130 I have you there. I can barely see you at 130, but at £130 I am bid.

0:39:430:39:48

-140.

-140! You'll be going on your holidays, chaps!

0:39:480:39:53

You've scared them off. At £140, on the internet at 140. All done?

0:39:530:39:58

There you go, that's plus £50. That is a profit...

0:39:590:40:02

-Well done!

-..on everything.

0:40:020:40:03

Now, hang on a minute, chaps. 50, 61, plus 66.

0:40:030:40:08

You are in the money - £66.

0:40:080:40:10

Now, what are you going to do about the vending machine

0:40:100:40:12

cos you're going to risk...? You've got £66 in your back pocket.

0:40:120:40:16

Do you risk it for a biscuit, or rather a jellybean,

0:40:160:40:19

or do you ditch the jellybeans?

0:40:190:40:21

-What's it to be? Chop, chop.

-I think we'll...

0:40:210:40:24

-stick as we are.

-Ditch! Ditch!

-Are you sure about this, chaps?

0:40:240:40:27

-I'm pretty sure.

-It's a has-been!

0:40:270:40:29

Are you sure about this? No, seriously?

0:40:300:40:32

We're going to sell it anyway and here it comes.

0:40:320:40:35

Next lot now, ladies and gentlemen, is lot 48.

0:40:350:40:38

It's the late 20th century red painted

0:40:380:40:40

and chrome plated confectionary vending machine.

0:40:400:40:43

£30, there's no money. £20 then and 5. 30 and 5.

0:40:430:40:48

-40 and 5.

-Uh-oh.

-50 now.

0:40:480:40:51

You like your jellybeans at 50. 5, sir. 55.

0:40:510:40:55

-In front at £55.

-Is it going to make a profit?

0:40:550:40:58

At £55, he's going to ration the kids at 55.

0:40:580:41:01

-All done?

-Very close, Charlie.

0:41:010:41:03

At £55.

0:41:030:41:05

Right decision, team, which was minus 3.

0:41:050:41:08

You preserved your £66 profit.

0:41:080:41:11

Very, very canny these two, I'd say.

0:41:110:41:14

-Anyway, don't say a word to the Reds, all right?

-No, sure.

0:41:140:41:18

And we will reveal all in just a moment.

0:41:180:41:20

Well, well, well, it's almost as if we've had two programmes

0:41:250:41:29

running simultaneously today.

0:41:290:41:32

I'm afraid I have to reveal today that one team is

0:41:320:41:35

quite a long way behind and that team...

0:41:350:41:37

are the Reds.

0:41:370:41:39

-THEY GROAN

-We knew it, though, we knew it.

0:41:390:41:41

Well, it was red all along the line, really, wasn't it?

0:41:410:41:43

Minus 35, minus 12,

0:41:430:41:45

and then you made your £15 profit on the Chinese cabinet which

0:41:450:41:49

I was so sniffy about, so it shows I know absolutely nothing.

0:41:490:41:53

So, congratulations on that profit, which is great, but

0:41:530:41:55

I'm afraid the grand total came to minus 53

0:41:550:41:58

-and that ain't good enough.

-THEY GROAN

0:41:580:42:00

Not today it isn't, not against these maestros,

0:42:000:42:02

-but, anyway, have you had a nice time?

-Yes.

-Yes, lovely.

0:42:020:42:05

We so loved having you on the show and I'm sorry the result is

0:42:050:42:08

not shown in these numbers cos you have been fantastic.

0:42:080:42:12

-Those were quality goods.

-They were.

-They were.

-You protest...!

0:42:120:42:16

Anyway, bad luck, but great to see you,

0:42:170:42:19

because on this side it's as if we've been in another place

0:42:190:42:23

-cos you're going to go home with £66 of profit.

-Ah!

0:42:230:42:26

There is your £65 and here's the sixth, how about that?

0:42:260:42:31

-Thank you very much.

-You made £11 profit on the footstool,

0:42:310:42:33

-which is great. £5 on the owl.

-(Yes!)

0:42:330:42:37

And £50 on that window seat, which is fantastic.

0:42:370:42:41

So, plus £66 also means that you are eligible to join

0:42:410:42:45

-the ancient and noble order of the Golden Gavellers.

-Congratulations!

0:42:450:42:49

I have to say, we're very, very proud of

0:42:490:42:51

-our new design golden gavels...

-Ooh!

0:42:510:42:54

..which have come very especially for you.

0:42:540:42:56

So, these are architect designed, David,

0:42:560:42:58

-so you'll be proud to wear that when you go out.

-Thank you.

-There we go.

0:42:580:43:02

-Thank you, Tim.

-And, Charlie, something to add to your collection.

0:43:020:43:05

-Oh, marvellous! Thank you, sir.

-Have you had a good time?

0:43:050:43:08

-Very good, thank you very much.

-Congratulations.

0:43:080:43:10

-Anyway, join us soon for some more bargain hunting. Yes?

-ALL: Yes!

0:43:100:43:15

I know you're sitting there thinking,

0:43:150:43:17

"I could have done better than that!" Well, what's stopping you?

0:43:170:43:22

If you think you can spot a bargain, go to our BBC website and apply.

0:43:220:43:26

It'll be splendid to see you.

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