The Best Bits BBC Children in Need

This programme contains scenes of repetitive flashing images (e.g.

Strobe lighting). How are you doing? I am Shane

Richie, here to guide you through the best bits of Children In Need

2013. We have Ellie Goulding, Gary Barlow, Doctor Who, the cast of

EastEnders, Strictly Come Dancing and apparently a boy band called one

direction. Sit back, relax and enjoy the best of Children In Need.

I need another presenting partner in crime. We are going to have a ball.

It is sausage time! Makes me Wanna. That was just the tip of the

iceberg. It is around one of Battle of the Boyne balance. -- Battle of

the boy bands. All right, I will get out of the

pub... Last night, we had an amazing response, thank you to each and

every one of you who gave money. It is still not too late to do it, this

is how. To give ?10 to Children In Need:

It is time for our first best bit. Two very special ice dance icons

graced the Strictly ballroom for Pudsey. Step forward, Jayne Torvill

and Christopher Dean. For one night only, it is Toril against -- it is

to -- it is Jayne Torvill against Christopher Dean. You are going to

love this. From the Strictly ballroom, this is the Strictly Come

Dancing Children In Need special. Please welcome your hosts, Sir Bruce

Forsyth. And Tess Daly. Listen to that. Good evening, ladies

and gentlemen, children, it is nice to see you come to see you... Nice!

And nice to see you, Brucie. We have an audience full of children. From

about three years old, all the way up to 85. I am in my second

childhood! And what a performance we have. For one night only, we have

Olympic royalty on the ballroom floor, ice dance legends Jayne

Torvill and Christopher Dean. They hit the dance floor in the name of

charity. As well as putting their reputations on the line, they will

also be facing our judges. By the way, we have only three judges this

evening because we only wanted positive comments. So we have locked

negative Craig in his dressing room. CHEERING

Please welcome Jayne Torvill and her partner, James Jordan, and

Christopher Dean, and his partner Aliona Vilani.

APPLAUSE CHEERING

What a night. Welcome, Jayne and Christopher. Is it daunting? Very

daunting, this is not as slippy as it should be. Please welcome, Jayne

Torvill with her partner, James Jordan, and Christopher Dean, with

his partner, Aliona Vilani. CHEERING

APPLAUSE Wasn't that marvellous? A standing

ovation. I bet you have never had that before! What a reception.

Whilst you get your breath back, here is what our judges thought. You

were nice nice but you are good onward! -- you were nice nice but

you are good onward. The 84 Olympics, you got all of those

perfect scores, I jumped up, hit the mantelpiece and fractured my thumb,

that is how exciting it was. Perfect scores at the Olympics, you get

perfect scores tonight. This is going to be a bit difficult. You

both definitely melted the ice tonight. Jayne, I thought you were a

nice girl! I have kind of changed my opinion. You were so naughty and so

Ben D. Christopher, -- and so you had the style of Fred Astaire.

Darcey... I can't believe you on this dance floor, we are so

fortunate to have such professionals. I just enjoyed your

strength and conviction. I just love that attack that you give it and it

is beautiful to watch. Christopher, you did not fade once. If there was

one tiny mistake, I didn't care one bit because you followed it through

like a true professional. Very hard to choose between new two. -- you

two. Thank you very much to Jayne and

Christopher, if you would like to take your place by the coveted

Pudsey Trophy. Jayne and Christopher want you to help them raise as much

money as possible for Children In Need, every penny is spent on

projects here in the UK. Now it is time to see who is going to take

home the Strictly Children In Need Trophy. It is time for the judges to

choose their champion. Ladies first, Darcey, who is your winner? My

Children In Need champions are... Chris and Aliona. Congratulations.

Bruno, who is your Children In Need champion? My Children In Need

champions are Jayne and James. That leaves you with one each, it is neck

and neck. Len, as head judge, you have the deciding vote. Who do you

think should be crowned the winner? It is extremely difficult, picking

the first among equals. If I was to watch it again I am sure my decision

could be opposite. But my champions are Jayne and James.

CHEERING Huge congratulations. How happy are

you? I am really thrilled but I want to share it with Chris. Did you

think you would ever compete against each other? It doesn't feel like we

did, but I guess we did. I will have it for six months, he can have it

for six months. Did you have fun? We had an immense time and the winners

have to be Children In Need tonight. Absolutely. Congratulations. You are

the Children In Need dancing champions of 2013.

Coming up on Children In Need, the best bits. JLS, the cost of Matilda,

Doctor Who and one direction. -- the cast of Matilda. Albert Square

hosted a knees up with a difference. Please don't judge me on this. It is

for charity. Where is everyone? I think there is a party going on and

we have not been invited. Who needs them? Let's get our own party

started, shall we? # Like the legend of the Phoenix

# Our ends with beginnings # What keeps the planet spinning

# The force from the beginning # We've come too far

# To give up who we are # Let's make a vow and look up to

the stars CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

Night we had an incredible party for Children in Need, but raising money

for disadvantaged children over the UK is what it is really all about.

Especially for this one little boy, Tomasz.

Because his needs are so complex, it affects all aspects of his life. At

18 months, we knew something was not right. He was crawling. We were

worried. In 2005, Tomasz was diagnosed with

cerebral palsy and autism. Lots of things he could not do. Hop,

jump on two feet. It is something he has to live with and we deal with,

but it does get him down sometimes. As he has gotten older, his

understanding of his condition is developing. Answering his questions

have been difficult at times. The questions are that which any

person would ask, really, why me? Tomasz' life changed when a project

in Cardiff, funded by Children in Need showed him he could do

something he never thought possible. Thanks to your donation, the

therapists here can help the children experience the thrill of

riding a bike. A lot of parents underestimate the

children, but every child can cycle, it is just a matter of finding the

right bike. It is a lovely job to have. You can see the children's

faces. They are relaxed, happy, from week-to-week they get more

confidence. It's exciting. We have been very, very lucky.

Peddle Power, has enabled him to join in with other children and have

a very fulfilling childhood. Which is great. We've been able to go on

holidays with other families and children. It has made it an

adventure for Tomasz. Riding a bike is something most

children take for granted. But for children like Tomasz, it

means so much more. Someone asked him recently, what are

you good at? He said it was cycling. For a boy with his needs to say

that, it says it all, really. I can go around the world. And even

if you have cerebral palsy, you can still do it.

Look ahead. Good boy! Brilliant! When he is on the trike, his little

face lights up, you know it is fantastic. Life-changing.

I am hugely proud of him. Yeah.

Well, still to come we have McBusted. And One Direction, but

now, let's have a look back at a medley of musical highlights, Ellie

Goulding singing How Long Will I Love You and Gary Barlow's

Children's Choir, but first up, let's see the band that rocked

Albert Square and the studio. It is JLS!

# The doctor just finished telling me

# There is no time # Losing you could be the end of me

# That I should do the things that I wanted to

# How could I # Without you, without you

# Oh, cos you're the only one I let in

# Tell me how to stop this feeling spreading

# I'm hoping somehow that you know # Oh, oh-oh

# Let's just get back together # We should have never broke up

# Their telling me my heart won't beat again

# We should should have stayed together, when you left me it

stopped # They're telling me my heart won't

beat again # It's giving me

# Hey, hey, hey # Do you see what I see

# Put your hands in the air, baby # It's JLS

# Dance whying girl # Dancing dirty over there

# Do you see what I see # The way she moves

# I just had to stop and stare # Do you see what I see

# This is looking so easy cos you're beautiful

# You make it hard for me, girl, every time we're on the floor

# I want to kiss you cos your body # Tonight it's me

# Do you feel what I feel # Do you feel what I feel

# This is killing me cos # Do you feel what I feel

# Some people are falling in love # Do you feel what I feel

# Oh, oh, # OK!

# Oh, oh-oh # JLS!

# I can't explain # What's gotten into me

# My sanity is in the bus unjudged # I let her drive

# She is my guide # We're flying reckless tonight

# Direct me to the flow # Turn it up some more

# I'm getting it on # Direct me to the flow

# And turn it up some more # I will get it on, on, on

# She makes me want to # Oh, oh, oh,

# Makes me want to # Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Make these want to # Oh, oh, oh,

# London to Jamaica # L A to Africa

# She makes me want to # Makes me want to

# All around the world # London to Jamaica

# Around the world, yeah # L A to Jamaica

# All around the world # She makes me want to.

MUSIC: How Long Will I Love You.

# How long will I love you # As long as stars are above you

# And longer if I can # How long will I need you

# As long as the sea is here too # Follow their plan

# How long will I be with you # As long as the sea is bound too

# Wash up on the sand # How long will I want you

# As long as you want me to # And longer by far

# How long will I hold you # As long as you're father told you

# As long as you can # How long will I give to you

# As long as I live # However long you say

# How long will I love you # As long as stars are above you

# And longer if I may How long will I love you

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE.

So this place in Coventry is one of 15 children's hospices around the UK

supported by Children in Need. They care for young children with

life-limiting conditions. Good morning everyone! . This is

Jamie! Jamie! Well, I like these shoes. I think that my four-year-old

would like these. Jamie comes here. She gets to mix

with the other children. We know she is in great hands.

You can bring her here and not worry about her? Absolutely. It's a

special place. This is Alex. His main condition is able palsy. It is

nice to come here and note he is going to be safe and well looked

after and they care for him as much as we do. What we would do without

them, I don't know. He is a bit of a charmer, especially with blonde

ladies! Is that right? Great! He says, I'm Gary Barlow! No, you are

Charlie! He was nine weeks old when they discovered he had no immune

system, they said he would probably live six to 12 months. He had to

live in hospital for nearly two years. For having all those years

without meeting other children, to come here must be amazing.

They are so loving and caring and it gives our family a chance to be a

family. We love it. Shall I do some signing? It is an owl. How much does

a place like this mean? -- need? The majority is through donations. At

the moment it is open four days a week. It is getting less and less.

It is diminishing already? The idea of someone like this closing just

cannot happen. It can't. I have to be honest, I wasn't looking forward

to today that much. It is a hospice. It conjures up these ideas

of it being a place with no hope. I have actually experienced the total

opposite. I think the children we have met our inspirational. I think

the parents are fighters, people who are getting on with life and they

genuinely lean on this place. I look at somewhere like this and I am

shocked, in a way, to find out how heavily they rely on donations. So

it is up to us, up to you out there, to just be as generous as you

can. When you CVs faces, it makes it real. But we can help.

1624 children from all around the UK are about to perform his song,

Singh. They have been rehearsing for weeks, they are all heroes, so

please welcome the Children In Need choir.

# Some words they can't be spoken only sung.

# to hear a thousand voices shouting love.

# There's a place, there's a time in this life when you sing what you are

feeling. # Find your feet, stand your ground,

don't you see right now the world is listening to what we say?

# Sing it louder, sing it clearer, knowing everyone will hear you.

# Make some noise, find your voice tonight.

# Sing it stronger, sing together, make this moment last forever.

# Old and young shouting love tonight.

# To sing we've had a lifetime to wait (wait, wait, wait).

# And see a thousand faces celebrate (together celebrate).

# You brought hope, you brought life, conquer fear, no it wasn't

always easy. # Stood your ground, kept your

faith, don't you see right now the world is listening to what we say?

# Sing it louder, sing it clearer, knowing everyone will hear you.

# Make some noise, find your voice tonight.

# Sing it stronger, sing together, make this moment last forever.

# Old and young shouting love tonight.

# Some words they can't be spoken only sung.

# To hear a thousand voices shouting love and life and hope.

# Just sing. # Sing it louder, sing it clearer,

knowing everyone will hear you. # Make some noise, find your voice

tonight. # Sing it stronger, sing together,

make this moment last forever. # Old and young shouting love

tonight. # Hear a thousand voices shouting

love #. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Your money makes all the difference to disadvantaged children all over

the UK, so please make a donation. To give ?10 to Children In Need:

Next up, Harry Hill, who sets a surreal sight on an iconic 80s pop

group, aha. This includes Harry, the Hairy Bikers and a sausage.

# We're talking away. # I don't know what I'm to say.

# I will say it anyway. # Today is another day to find you.

# Shying away. # Are becoming for love, OK?

# Take on me. # Take me on.

# Are all be gone. # In a day or two. -- I will be

gone. # So needless to say.

# I'm odds and ends # But that's me stumbling away.

# Slowly learning that life is OK. # Say after me.

# It's no better to be safe than sorry.

# Take on me. # Take me on.

# Begun. # In a day or two. -- I will be

gone. # The things that you say.

# Is its life or just a play? # My worries away.

# You are all the things I've got to remember.

# You are shying away. # I will be coming for you anyway.

# Take on me. # Take me on.

# I will be gone. # In a day or two.

# Take on me. # Take me on.

# I will be gone. # In a day or two.

You can always count on Harry Hill for a slice of the surreal. Terrific

stuff. How about Babs in the make up room with Peter Andre? If you want

to see that was put together, you can go to our website. I wanted to

have a hold of the comedy sausage. This is my sausage and you have not

done big required BBC handling a large prop training course. It does

afford me a certain bottom. Let's meet the hero of the hour, Harry

Hill. Tickle, tickle, tickle... What do

you think of Terry's sausage? You call that a sausage? Here is a

sausage! It is sausage time! Next up, a fantastic treat. This has been

a huge success on Broadway and the West End and tonight, you have all

got a front row seat. Please welcome the Royal Shakespeare Company's

production of Matilda. In this world, there are winners and

there are losers. You are small, shrivelled, foul smelling and weak.

You are losers, children, and you always will be.

# Just because you find that life is not fair.

# It doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.

# If you always take it on the chin and wear it.

# Nothing will change. # Even if you are little, you can do

a lot. # You mustn't let a little seem like

it. You. # If you let it get on top of you

you might as well be saying that it's OK.

# And that's not right. # We are Revolting Children in

revolting times. # We sing revolting rhymes.

# Revolting times! We are revolting! # Reare revolting children.

# Living in revolting times. # We sing revofling songs

# We sing volting rhymes # We are revolting!

# When I grow up, # I will be brave enough to fight

the creatures, that you have to fight beneath the bed each night

# # Each night to be a grown up.

# And when I grow up. # When I grow up.

# I will be smart enough to answer all the questions that you need to

know the answers to be foreyou're grown up.

# And what I grow up. # I will have treats every day.

# And I'll play with things that mum pretends, that I must not any way

# And when I grow up, # When the sun comes up and I,

# Will spend all day lying in the sun,

# And I won't burn because I will be grown up

# # Sometimes you have to be a little

bit naughty! You know the money you give really does change young lives.

Here is mir and you to tell you a little bit more.

I am honoured to introduce this film. It proves we can help children

in many ways. You are meeting Sam, who is brilliant and Ember, who is

pretty fabulous too. It has been hard to make friends.

I'm a bit nervous about introducing myself to new people.

People think because he speaks well, that there is no problem. A lot of

people forget that Sam is deaf. I have a condition which means that

you start off profoundly deaf, then you regain a little bit of your

hearing. It has been hard with triplet's. Sam was less confident.

So at parties, Isobel and Edward would go in there. Sam would say he

was not going. He used to be on his own. Idris Elbe used to felt like I

wanted to help him but I couldn't. Nights were tough. He was scared. He

didn't know where we were. I could not hear my parents talking

down stairs or the TV on. I could not sleep.

Sam's record was 27 times I put him back to bed. It was like that every

night. He was exhausted. And certainly when he started school.

There would be a yearly report. In that it mentioned he was so tired. I

can only imagine how difficult it is for him.

Two years ago, Sam met someone very special.

Good girl. Sam was so excited about having her.

Literally, that first week, I was stunned by the difference. It was

just fantastic. Ember is not just Sam's pet but one

of 750 highly trained hearing dogs in the UK. Thanks to you, dogs like

her can support Sam in their daily lives and alert them to dangers.

She does give him that security and safety. He has always been scared of

fire. He cannot hear the smoke alarms. If she hears it, she drops

the floor and waits for a response. Sam's confidence has improved hugely

since having Ember. He is very proud of her. In the past where he has

hung back, now he will step forward and say that is my dog, but the

biggest difference is the sleep. From the first week Sam slept

through. I could not believe having a dog sleeping in your bedroom could

make such a difference. She helps him have a happy childhood. That is

what every parent wants for their child.

It is kind of scary, what life would be like without Ember, without

hearing dogs. It changes my life a lot.

She does her job really, reallying well. She is 100% a part of the

family. She is brilliant! She is my best friend. I know she is always

there for me. She is just amazing. Thanks to you, Sam has a new best

friend that has made him feel happy and safe. Please help us start for

very special partnerships. That is why giving to Children in

Need is so important. But still to come, we have

Scandinavian pop group, Ulvis, but before that, their first public

appearance on British television, it is group, McBusted!

# It's all about you. # It's all about you, baby.

# It's all about you. # It's about you.

# Well its all about you baby. # It's all about you.

# It's all about you, it's all about... Ladies and gentlemen,

Children in Need, please, welcome for the first time ever, McBusted!

# One day, # When I came how many at lunch

time, # I heard a funny noise.

# I went to the backyard # It was one of those funny boys.

# There was my neighbour, Peter # He said being in a time machine

was one in a film we seen #.

# Yeah, yeah, yeah. # He said I've been to the year

3,000. # Not much changed,

# But they lived under water. # And your great, great, great

granddaughter, is pretty fine. # Let's go!

# Walking through the terminal, # I saw something beautiful.

# You left before the duty call. # Next time, getting on the plane.

# That's what I see you again. # I can't get you upgraded.

# That uniform you're wearing. # So hot I can't stop staring.

# You're putting on an awesome show. # The cabin pressure is rising

# # My coke has no icing now.

# Air hostess! # I like the way you dress.

# I feel much better. # If you will write me a love

letter. # But I mess my pants.

# Over France. # But I see you soon in the hotel

room. # Air hostest!

# You're an air hostess, I like the way you dress.

# Air hostess! # She restaurant me in the dark.

# She left me with a broken heart. # Now I am on my own.

# If anybody sees me. # Shine a light on her.

# If anybody sees her. # Shine a light on her.

# If anybody sees her. Yeah! Number one in 14 countries! 1 million

worldwide sales. 200 million YouTube views.

It's The Fox! MUSIC: What Does The Fox Say? .

MUSIC: What Does The Fox Say? . MUSIC: What Does The Fox Say?

Well, coming up soon, we have the hottest band on the planet, wait for

it, get ready to scream... One Direction! OK, that is enough. You

thought it was weird there but things got stranger, when Doctor Who

transported into Children in Need! Some day, you could walk past a Fez.

Never gonna! This is why we called you in.

Interesting... The broken flas? No, where it is broken from.

Look at the shatter palt earn. The flas on the paintings has been

broken from the inside. As you can see the paintings are

landscaped. There are no figures of any kind.

So? There used to be. Something got out of the paintings.

Lots of somethings. Dangerous. The place has been searched. There is

nothing here that should not be and nothing has got out.

Not now! Doctor doctor, what is it? Not now. I'm busy. Is it to do with

the painting? No, this is different. I remember this. Almost... , of

course. This is where I come in. Geronimo...

Your donations are real lifeline for disadvantaged children across the

UK. As a parent, you will do anything to protect your child but

sadly there are times when you can't help and you are powerless, and that

is unbearable. In this next film, a wonderful family tells us how they

coped with a situation that every parent dreads, and how a project

funded by your donations helped them in their time of need. 26 of June

2007. Darcey is fast asleep. Here she is.

I remember being presented with these two babies and thinking, wow.

The idea of twins was something special. They are incredibly

inseparable. The absolute best of friends. And that is one of the

reasons why they found it so difficult when they had to be apart

for such long periods of time while Darcey was poorly. In April 2010,

four days after this photo was taken, everything changed. Darcey

became unwell and was taken to hospital. The doctor sat down and he

said, it is either a virus or it is leukaemia. That is when his pager

went off. We were left there with that thought. He came back in and he

just said, unfortunately... That is the last thing I could hear, that is

when our whole world fell apart. Within just 24-hour is, Darcey had

started chemotherapy. The medicine made her very tired, she lost the

use of her legs. And then she started to lose her hair. I remember

a couple of times, having to hoover her bedding and her pillow before

she got in it because it was covered in hair. She could be so poorly

all-day that I would hardly get two words out of her. And then her

brother arrived and he just lifted her completely. Darcey... It

completely becomes your life, it takes over everything. You can't go

anywhere or do normal things. Darcey couldn't go to the nursery. They

couldn't go to soft play any more and that was something they always

loved doing. You find yourself at certain times feeling really low and

thinking, my daughter has got cancer. It just hits you. Darcey...

Yes. Look. Children In Need helped to found the

Association for seriously ill children. They help to organise

family days out for children going through a tough time. Every family

there is kind of going through the same thing. Your daughter has got no

hair, nobody will be looking and asking questions because her lots of

other families with children in the same circumstance. After a two year

but, -- battle, Darcey is now in remission. Thank you. They have a

very special bond that a lot of people will never have. They will

always have each other. It was said because I couldn't play with her any

more. How do you feel now? Happy because we are together again. The

way that I hold her or hug her is a little bit tighter, for just that

little bit longer and we feel very lucky that we have made it. Tonight

there are thousands of children battling serious on this. You can be

there to support them and their families every step of the way --

battling serious illness. If you haven't donated yet, please text

in. I promise you, you can make a difference. To give ?10 to Children

In Need: Those were the best bits, and thank

you to each and every one of you for making Children In Need the biggest

ever. From myself, it Shane Richie, from a very cold Wolford, this is

One Direction. # Maybe it's the way she walked

straight into my heart and stole it. # Through the doors and past the

guards, just like she already own it.

# I said, can you give it back to me?

# She said, never in your wildest dreams.

# And we danced all night to the best song ever.

# We knew every line, now I can't remember.

# How it goes, but I know that I won't forget her.

# Because we danced all night to the best song ever.

# I think it went over, oh, oh. # I think it went yet, yeah, yeah.

# Said her name was George arose. # And her daddy was a dentist. --

Georgia Rose. # Said I had a dirty mouth.

# But she kissed me like she meant it.

# I said, can I take you home with me?

# She said, never in your wildest dreams.

# And we danced all night to the best song ever.

# We knew every line, now I can't remember.

# How it goes, but I know that I won't forget her.

# Because we danced all night to the best song ever.

# I think it went oh, oh, oh. # I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah.

# You know, I know, you know I will remember you.

# And I know, you know, I know you will remember me.

# You know, I know, you know I will remember you.

# I know, you know, I hope you will remember how we danced.

# How we danced. # How we danced all night to the

best song ever. # We knew every line, now I can't

remember. # How it goes, but I know that I

won't forget her. # Because we danced all night to the

best song ever. # We danced all night to the best

song ever. # We knew every line, now I can't

remember. # How it goes, but I know that I

won't forget her. # Because we danced all night to the

best song ever. # I think it went oh, oh, oh.

# I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah. # Best song ever, it was the best

song ever. Thank you.

Tonight 's star-studded evening is nearly at an end, so let's see what

you have achieved. One last time, let's fire up the totaliser.