Part 3 BBC Children in Need

This programme contains scenes of repetitive flashing images. Welcome

back to Children in Need. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Sir

Terry Wogan, and his Strictly co-host, Zoe Ball!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you everybody, welcome to

Children in Need on BBC One. They said I wouldn't make it to 10. 0.40.

Oh yeah? They were wrong. You, they said I wouldn't make it to 70! I'm

just really only getting started. I'll be alright. Before I do get

started I would like to thank the fragrant Fearne Cotton for her

sterling efforts on BBC Three. APPLAUSE And I wrote this link

myself. Did you? Yes. Good to have you here, Zoe, we are going to have

a ball. CHEERING

That's good. He is good. Thank you everything. Hello Terry, Good

evening, and hello everybody, lovely to be here.

CHEERING Thank you for having me. Can I just say, you have been doing

amazingly well so far. Keep it going. No slacking on my watch. OK,

we'll try our best for you Zoe. Thank you. Here's what's coming up.

We are not even close to being done yet. All of this is still to come.

Catherine Tate in Holby, Rita Simons sings, Harry Hill's sausage stag ga.

James Arthur, McBusted. Wet, Wet; Wet and Dido. Bring it on!

CHEERING This crowd are noisier than the last lot! I like them. I would

like to say a few words about the terrible events we've seen happening

in the Philippines. You've been fantastic, as the British public

always are, in helping that terrible crisis, and of course our thoughts

are with everyone who is affected there. We are here tonight to help

disadvantaged children all over the United Kingdom. You've been so

generous already, please can we ask you to continue to be so? Thank you.

Time for our first musical performance, here with You're Nobody

Till Somebody Loves You will you please give a Children in Need

welcome to a very special chat, last year's X Factor winner, James

Arthur! # Long gone and fallen down

But I'm loving how it tastes # I look around for desire

Love ran away # Hold back, we're falling down

And I'll show you how it breaks # If I can give it

I'll take it all of the way # And I've got a lot

left to learn, babe # You're nobody

'til somebody loves you # It's hard times

when nobody wants you # Fill up my cup

Don't ever stop coming # Get up on top

We'll make it pop, honey # You're nobody

'til somebody loves you # It's a cold heart

when nobody holds you # Fill up my cup

Don't ever stop coming # Get up on top

We'll make it pop, honey # I can't start coming down

I was way above the pace # I waited up for the day

Now the day comes to me # When I look back, we're falling

out I knew that it would break # You'd always give it

I'd take it all the way # We've still got

so much to learn, babe # You're nobody

'til somebody loves you # It's hard times

when nobody wants you # Fill up my cup

Don't ever stop coming # Get up on top

We'll make it pop, honey # You're nobody

'til somebody loves you # It's a cold heart

when nobody holds you # Fill up my cup

Don't ever stop coming # Get up on top

We'll make it pop, honey # Don't you stop me

I will get what's coming to me # I am ready, baby

I will be somebody # Don't you stop me

I will get what's coming to me # I am ready, baby

I will be somebody # You're nobody

'til somebody loves you # It's hard times

when nobody wants you # Fill up my cup

Don't ever stop coming # Get up on top

We'll make it pop, honey # You're nobody

'til somebody loves you # It's a cold heart

when nobody holds you # Fill up my cup

Don't ever stop coming # Get up on top

We'll make it pop, honey. # An incredible performance. Thank you

James. James is donating his time in the hope that you will donate your

money to help children here in the UK. Well said, Joey. Times are

really tough now, money's tight, Christmas is an extra expense for

many families who don't know how they are going to get through it.

I'm not talking about presents but the bare necessities of life, which

most of us take for granted. We are lucky. In this next film we are

going to hear about three families really struggling to cope through no

fault of their own. Here to tell us more are a King of the jungle, a

Crown Prince of Strictly, a guitarist and a singer. That will be

McFly then. When Hayley finishes her school she

comes home and does all the cooking and the cleaning because Hayley's

mum can't work, because there is no spare money. We are not talking

about money for toys and treats but the real basics. This family can't

even afford to buy themselves weds. -- beds. So Hayley and her mum sleep

together on a sofa on the lounge. No child's life should be this hard.

For nine-year-old Conor and his brothers and sisters every day is a

struggle. Two years ago his dad committed suicide. The family are

desperately trying to rebuild their lives but they are finding it hard.

Their mum had to borrow money for their dad's funeral and they are now

in serious debt. On taxpayer top of all the -- on top of all the

heartache they are going through, Conor, his brothers and sisters, all

sleep in the same room as their mum. The beds they sleep in are

uncomfortable and broken. Conor's family have not had a good night's

sleep in years. No child's life should be this hard. Seven-year-old

Hannah and her little brother have had a desperately tough time in

their short lives. Their mum was a victim of domestic violence. She

managed to get herself and the children to a safe place but earlier

this year a fire destroyed their home. They are now in emergency

accommodation so they have a roof over their heads but that's about

it. The few things they owned were lost in the fire, so Hannah and her

family sleep together on a borrowed mattress on the floor. The

conditions they have to live in are affecting Hannah's health and her

future. No child's life should be this hard.

But thanks to your donations we can help. Children in Need supports

organisations like Butler UK that provide emergency support for

children and families living in crisis. Thank to you Hayley, Conor

and Hannah now have a warm bed to sleep in tonight. But there are more

than 1. 5 million children living in severe poverty in this country. We

need to support them. And tonight with your help we can. Please call:

03457 33 22 33 thank you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Having a bed to sleep in isn't a

lucky, it's a right. We will continue to support Bottle UK and

give emergency grants to pay for essentials like beds, cookers,

fridges for children who are living in severe poverty. I'm sorry to say

that having to, they are having to turn people away. There are more

families in need than there is funding. If your children are safely

tucked up in bed now, spare a thought for those little ones who

don't have anywhere to sleep. Give us a call: 03457 33 22 33.

Thank you Terry. Well done. Who can ever forget nan from the Tate at a

time at a time Show? We all love nan. Am I bovvered? No, that wasn't

nan, that was Lauren. Am I bovvered? This could go on. It's like she's in

the room. Nan's been keeping a low profile of late... Did you just

snort then? CHEERING It is not very good manners

to remark when somebody snorts. I'm so sorry. Anyway, I was amusing

myself. Nan's been keeping a low profile of late putting the worlds

to right in her favourite armchair, but unfortunately nan's been

released to hospital and not just any hospital, so best of luck and

hold tight to all the staff at Holby City. Let's hope she minds her

language. Chrissie, Mr Clark has been

diagnosing himself What is it this time,

scurvy or plague? Can we confiscate his phone, please?

Help me. Someone get in here. Will you please tell her, over

there, with her face, to stop looking at

me? Stop looking at me

with that face, will you? I mean, how are you supposed

to make a recovery when you've got that putrid old

rotting boat looking at you? if I have to look at her much

longer. Oi, love. Close them

curtains, will you? My dinner will be here in a minute

and don't make me look at that when I've got to eat,

for Gawd's sake. Mrs Taylor? There have been

a number of complaints about you, That's the heart monitor you

requested. You're going to be fine,

Mrs Taylor. Oof. Here she is!

It's me little Chantelle. She's a good girl.

Oh, you got my dinner, darling? She's got me dinner. She didn't have

to get my dinner, darling. You've got better things to do

than running round, I'm much obliged to you for

getting... Where's me beans? She shouldn't be allowed to get

people's dinners. I'm going to leave you with

Chantelle, Mrs Taylor How are you feeling today,

Mrs Taylor? You've come up to see me?

I've come up to see you. I'm better now I've see you,

darling. All I need is to see your beautiful

little face. So what did you bring me? Just what

you asked for - large cod and chips. I mean,

once you get over how short he is. It's all right, son. You can

say it now. No-one cares.

They're all gay, ain't they? Hello, Mrs Taylor.

Oh, here's me chap! He saved me life. Saved me life,

didn't you? What a surgeon! You brought me back from the brink,

didn't you, love? Yeah. Could have spread, though,

couldn't it? The good news is that you're

fine to go home. Oh! Do you hear that, love?

Oh, I can go home! Well, if you say I can go,

I can go home then. Cos you know what... He knows what

he's talking about, this one. He wants to sling me

out on the street? It's OK. Oh, that's all right,

darling. That's only me bedpan. Nan, shall we get out of here?

No, son. No fear. I've been paying my

taxes 50 years, love. and all the toilet roll you can

put into an overnight bag. No, love, I'll shall be in here

for at least another fortnight. There are people in real need of

hospitalisation who need this bed. Nan, I hope you get better soon, but

I'm not really bovvered. A huge thank you to Holby City, the

hilarious Catherine Tate for unleashing her comedy creation on

Children in Need. Terry, I need to ask you, did you get that internet

clip I September you the other day? Yes, Gangnam style, a lovely ditty

but Zoe's that's so 2012. These days the kids are all digging, if that's

the phrase I'm looking for. A new sensation from Ylvis call the Fox.

Have you come off your tab it is? Tell me more. One more crack about

tablets and you'll hear no more from me! For the first time ever in the

UK, Ylvis are on this very stage perform ng What Does The Fox Say? .

CHEERING And joining them are a few pop stars you might well recognise.

# Bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeak

# But there's one sound that no-one knows

# Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding

# Joff-tchoff-tchoff Tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff

# Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse

# How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse

# The secret of the fox Ancient mystery

# You're my guardian angel Hiding in the woods

# Will we ever know? A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum

# I want to, I want to I want to know

Magnificent, Mr and Mrs Fox, Ylvis and pop stars, wonderful. Was that

Jedward and the Cheeky Girls and bucks fizz on the same stage?

CHEERING I love it. You look very cute with your little ears, Terry.

Everyone is giving their all for Pudsey's appeal but it does seem

that poor comedian Greg Davis has got the wrong end of the stick.

Right, front cover of the Countryfile calendar here I come.

Greg? John Craven. What on earth are you doing? The front of the

calendar. We've already closed the competition and picked our winners.

Oh, no! Once again country filed held our annual photographic

competition to raise money for Children in Need. This year 56,000

entries were sent in and a panel of judges whittled it down to 12

photos. Many thanks to everybody who is going to buy this calendar to

raise much-needed money. Yes, err all heroes. I just think you need to

make the rules of the competition clearer, John!

CHEERING A copy of the calendar now, details

are on the BBC website. Let's see how much the Countryfile calendar

has raised so far this year. Wonderful. Brilliant work again, as

always, Countryfile viewers. We want to thank Nick Knowles and all the

wonderful people who took part in Wednesday's D SOS. An emotional

project. They built a building for the Children in Need project in just

nine days. You gave ?462,000 to show your support. Thank you.

CHEERING I'm really glad. Thank you.

Thank you in advance. It could be another record-break year. Next we

are going back to Albert Square. Emotionally we never really left.

She's better known to millions as Roxie Mitchell but tonight Rita

Simons will become a phone -- bona fide singing star.

# Why don't you come on over Valerie?

# Why don't you come on over Valerie?

# Why don't you come on over Valerie?

How good was Roxie! Rita, well done. Fantastic singing.

We have the cast of Call The Midwife and a legendry bapd who will perform

on later, of course Wet Wet Wet are in -- band who will perform later.

Of course Wet Wet Wet are in the house. Let's have a big Queen Vic

welcome for the one and only Warrick Davis. I must say, I am loving the

outfit. You want to explain why you are wearing it. I fit in of well

here. I am here to perform with the cast of Spamalot.

Improvised explosive device is in the house as

Eric Idle is in the house as well. I just left the show in fact. They

asked me back to do. This I feel privileged to perform the song,

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life. We recreate the AHA video,

with Harry Hill. We have someone we would like to

mention now. Who have we got? The staff ot Beufort Home in Bristol.

One of the nurses baked cakes. They have raised ?250 so far.

Laura and Marie, they baked and sold biscuits and raised ?20.21.

Back to the studio. Thank you. A special atmosphere this

year. It just sums up how many of you have

given up your time for the children who need it most. As a mum the

thought of telling your children you might not be there for them as they

grow up must be truly heartbreaking. It happens on a daily basis. Here to

introduce the next film is Kylie Minogue.

Every two minutes in this country, someone is diagnosed with cancer.

Telling loved ones, and in particular, children,

is especially hard, but with the right support,

this most traumatic of times can be made a little more bearable.

I want to introduce the Metcalfe family from Northern Ireland.

I would like to thank them for telling their story.

We have three boys, Owen, Jack and Thomas.

They are great brothers and really look out for one another,

Louise was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

We came home and we told them that mummy was not well,

We would take it one day at a time and see how it worked.

Owen felt very upset. Jack was quite aggressive at times.

It is as if they are expected to just get on with it

because they're kids and they're resilient and bounce back.

I felt in some ways like I'd let them down.

It was very difficult, the questions of,

"But Mum, what if your cancer does not get better? What if you die?"

This is Rachel from Cancer Focus in Belfast.

Rachel is a family support worker, funded by Children in Need.

What I want to do is make life better

when it is pretty terrible because cancer has arrived.

We are going to do a big family. Lovely memory.

This is everyone at the campervan site.

We helped explain to the boys what cancer was, that hopefully,

Mummy was going to get better, and it was not something they had done.

Jack came out and explained chemotherapy to me

in a way that a consultant has never done, ever.

They met children who had lost their mum or dad.

While life was very different for them, they were OK.

As well as supporting children through a very difficult time,

prepare for life after losing a loved one.

My biggest worry was that if something did happen to me,

I do a thing called "Writing for the future".

I sit with people and record them and help them write something

which can be there forever, for the children.

I love it when you smile at me because your eyes dance.

I feel proud when you sing in the school choir.

This was just a tiny way of trying to explain to them

but it does not change how much I love them.

Earlier this year, Louise was given some good news.

And the boys were just over the moon. Over the moon.

I love Rachel because I love her so much.

She is very generous with her heart and her spirit and her time.

There's a phrase I kept hold of, and a little saying,

"When it rains, look for rainbows. When it's dark, look for stars".

things like Cancer Focus were very much rainbows and stars.

Your money funds wonderful people like Rachel,

who helps Louise and her family through a very scary time.

Sadly, not every family will be as fortunate.

But with your donations tonight, projects like Cancer Focus

can be there when families need help the most.

For you. Stay well. Thank you so much for sharing your story with us.

The support they received was absolutely vital. Could I ask you to

show your support tonight by calling:

Thank you! Now, Zoe, you heard about the latest

supergroup made up of dafr punk, Robin Thicke and Tinie Tempah. What

are they called? Daft, thick and tiny!

Hang on! Are they the presenters of top gear?

Now, what do you get if you cross McFly and Busted?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Are you sure you want to do this? My

one didn't go down well! This is not a joke, you can tell by the screams.

This is the real thing, joining forces for the first time ever, on

TV, please will you give a huge Children In Need squeal for

McBusted! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# It's all about you It's about you

# It's all about you, baby It's all about you

# It's all about you It's about you

# One day when I came home at lunchtime, I heard a funny noise

# Went out to the back yard to find it was one of those rowdy boys

# Stood there was my neighbour called Peter and a flux capacitor

# He told me he built a time machine

# Like the one in the film I've seen

# Not much has changed but they lived under water

# And your great-great-great- granddaughter is pretty fine

# Air hostess I like the way you dress

# You know I hate to fly But I feel much better

# Occupied my mind Writing you a love letter

# I messed my pants When we flew over France

# Will I see you soon in my hotel room

# Air hostess I like the way you dress

# Eh, eh, eh # Shine a light on her

Gather! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I think they are quite excited! Can I just say, off-stage, over there,

Terry was doing that leap in the air! It was amazing! Once is enough!

I am saving myself for the rest of the evening!

McFly, are you ready for the battle of the boy bands later on? Of

course, we're ready! OK, how have you prepared? We have

been limbering up. That was our warm-up.

Good! Just to say, we want a nice, clean

fight. Hi, Harry! How are you? Fine, thanks. How are you doing?

No biting, no scratching, no flinging gold disks at one and

other. See you later. They are a lovely bunch of young

lads, aren't they? I think it is time for another thank

you. No wonder this carriage took so

long. It has no horse! This sovereign is counterfeit.

Look, it has the wrong Queen. and the money you donate

will change the lives of disadvantaged children

all over the UK. I need to place a call

to BBC Children in Need using a TELEPHONE,

as invented by yours truly, and I can't seem to see one

anywhere. Dial one of the call centres

around the UK, where hard-working volunteers

will happily take your donation. "to all the staff and volunteers

at BT..." Absolutely brilliant! Very, very

good indeed! What do you fancy doing now? Do you mean until somebody puts

the script up again? Don't forget the money you are raising is spent

right here in the UK. Over the past year, 450,000 children have been

supported. Isn't that brilliant? Two projects in the Isle of Man, nine in

Swindon and 17 in Newcastle: We have to keep it going. We need to tell

you where you are lending a hand. There are children at the end of

your street. Back by popular demand for those who missed it earlier,

prepare to enter the weird and wonderful mind of Harry Hill with

his special take on AHA - Take On Me.

MUSIC: "Take On Me" by A-ha

# Take me on Take on me

# It's no better to be safe than sorry

# Take me on Take on me

# Is it life or just to play my worries away?

# You're all the things I've got to remember

# Take me on Take on me

# Take me on Take on me

Well, that is the second time I've seen it. I cannot get over Peter

Andre and Babs! Who would have thought it. I saw her at The Savoy

the other day. Don't feel bad. We all have to have some secrets.

Tonight it gets better and better. Right now, we have something very

special for you. They have done their vocal warm-ups, they have put

gel in their hand and put on their dancing shoes. The time has come for

two great bands to do battle. Stand back, everyone! It is round one of

Battle of the Boy Bands! Hello again! It is Harry again!

Boys, thank you very, vur much. Calm yourself, mad -- very much. Calm

yourself, madam! Throughout the night, you guys will take part in

three challenges. You will see - I will see you shred blood, sweat and

probably tears to prove your worth as the best boy band in the world!

OK, so McFly, how do you fancy your chances? It is in the bag, Zoe!

That is what he thinks! How is that for fighting talk? He who laughs

last laughs longest. Very wise words! Let's get down to business.

The aim of the game is to answer as many questions correctly in 60

seconds. All the answers will be McFly or JLS. To gain a point you

must shout out who you think the correct answer is. If you get it

correct, you will need to throw one of these...

APPLAUSE At the gold disks over there. You

only win a point if you get the answer correct and you hit the

target. All right? Simple! There you go! Sorry, madam! Goodness me!

It is a game of pairs. Who is playing for you two? Shall we? Harry

and Dougie. We're ready! Go and sit down.

Give it up for Tom and Danny. We make our way to the zone. Now, I

think I may need a little bit of help looking after these boys. Who

better to help me than my glamorous assistant - Mr Shane Richie!

I will get out of the way. I am not standing there! Hello, sweet heart!

They have drunk the Queen Vic dry tonight!

Are you ready, boys? McFly, are you ready? JLS, are you ready? Yes.

Audience, are you ready? Here we go... Behind the red line!

Here we go - your 60 seconds starts now. Which band has the youngest

member? JLS. Je. It is -- yes. It is.

Which band has the member who comes from the further north of England?

McFly. Correct. It It is Danny from Bolton.

The same title as an abba classic? JLS. You should know that - it was

your song. How embarrassing! Which band's Children In Need single was

released first? McFly. It was, in 2008.

Which band has a member whose member is an gram of Moody Strang ler?

JLS. It is. Quick, another one - which had a

single played to astronauts by NASA? McFly.

Time is up. Well done! JLS have scored a massive... Three points.

Right, OK, are you ready McFly? Boys, come on!

OK... Ready, your 60 seconds on the clock starts now... Which band has

more married members? McFly. It is true. Harry and Tom!

Which band has a member with Ian in their middle name? JLS. Which band

combined age is higher? JLS. No, it is McFly.

Which has a song named after a vegetable? McFly. That is you! What

is the song? Which band has the oldest member? Be

careful! JLS. It is mar vein! No!

What is the matter with you! ??FORCEWHITE Who are known as galaxy

defenders? McFly! Who appeared in the television

series Holby City? JLS. It is, it was mar vein!

-- Marvin. You are rubbish!

My lovely, glamorous a assistant... It is clear - the winner of

tonight's Battle Of The Band - it is a draw!

See, he was not wearing his glasses. That is it for round one. This is

shaping up to be an epic battle. Stick around for more of this later.

He's so embarrassed. Give it urp for -- up for JLS, McFly and Shane

Richie! APPLAUSE

And there is more boy band rivalry coming up on round two later. Now,

excuse me... Now we take you to Exeter, Devon for our next film. We

will introduce you to another incredible girl called Zoe.

I'm sorry, but this next one's a tough one.

Please stay with us; it's important.

You see, we don't show you these films to upset you.

It's so you understand the work that Children in Need does

is to help families who've been through heartbreaking times.

But you, the British public, are amazing.

You keep giving, you're so very generous,

because it means we can keep helping families like this next one.

He liked doing most of the same things as me, and...

Cos I wasn't really a girly girl when I was younger.

I did like to go out and do stuff with him.

He was annoying, but I guess I was an annoying little sister sometimes!

He loved the idea of being a big brother

and she loved the idea of having a brother

In February 2011, Kieran went on a school skiing trip to France.

I took him with Zoe to the school to be picked up on the coach.

I said, "See you later, mate. Have a good time."

"Having a great time, really enjoying it."

And that was the day of his accident.

it's broken arm, broken leg, that sort of thing, you know.

And then we had a phone call from one of the teachers in France

saying that it is a very serious accident,

you really need to get over here...now.

This was seven, eight o'clock at night, I suppose.

We didn't realise how difficult it was to book a flight.

No. On the internet, on the phone, trying to find any flight.

So, five o'clock the next morning, we flew out to France.

And that's...that's when our life went downhill, really.

Kieran was involved in an accident when getting off the ski lift.

It caused his airway to become restricted.

Kieran was taken to hospital, where he was in a coma.

My mum and dad had to go in first and then I went in after.

I expected him to just have fallen over or something, being him.

We just wanted to try anything we could to...to get him back to us.

You know, we had music playing through his iPod, reading to him.

They didn't think he'd be coming back out.

On the 17th March 2011, he died in hospital.

We couldn't just focus on what had happened and Kieran.

We needed to make sure that Zoe's OK.

Your natural instinct, isn't it, to try and make everything better,

and we just couldn't, could we? No, no, absolutely.

No, it was taken out of our hands, wasn't it? Mm.

That's where Balloons came in, really, wasn't it? Yeah.

Balloons is a bereavement charity supported by Children in Need.

Thanks to your generosity, they can provide counsellors

like Naomi to support children who have lost a loved one.

We can't take away the pain of losing somebody.

But having somebody that you can talk to about things

I felt comfortable with being with her

to remember the person that they're there for.

Who are you doing your biscuit for? Dad.

It was nice, because you felt you weren't the only one.

that have gone through the same kind of thing as you.

It's lovely to see that she's really settled

and she's made friends in the new school, and it's...it's...

Yeah, she's looking like she's doing really well.

I think it showed us that we're not alone,

and have survived and come out the other side.

We've still got a long way to go yet.

We have settled, haven't we, a bit? Yeah, yeah.

Shall we let them go? Shall we? Yeah.

You expect those kids to be there and be planning your funeral,

And to have that whole part of our life ripped away from us

we wouldn't have coped without Balloons.

you are helping us to support more brave children like Zoe.

raise much-needed money. Yes, err all heroes. I LEAR

Toy, you are a real inspiration -- Zoe, you are a real inspiration and

we thank you. To support them, we rely on your donations, so please

give anything you can to 03457 33 22 33.

And now for something completely different. Terry is just about to

welcome a comedy legend. Do you remember the '70s, that

wonderful decade began and ended with two of the most influential

comedies ever - Monty Python and Blankety Blank. At last those two

miracles of television come face to face. Welcome the co-creator of the

Broadway andest end smash Spamalot, it is Eric Idle!

CHEERING What a man, what a man!

Congratulations on the success of Spamalot. Thank you, Sir. Is it a

silly question to ask why it is so popular? I don't know if you

remember the last century very much, but there was a toy boy band called

Monty Python. We did a silly film call Monty Python And The Holy Grail

so I cunningly ripped that off by putting girls in it and it was a hit

on Broadway. Smart man. With Spamalot, what would King Arthur and

the knights of the round table done do you think to raise money for

Children in Need? Probably threaten to cut people's limbs off unless

they gave a lot of money. I think that's not a bad scheme. Violence

often raises a lot of money. Perhaps not terribly appropriate for

Children in Need but I see where you are going with this. Inappropriate

as always. Now, here with one of the best-loved songs from Spamalot, by

coincidence my mantra as well, always look on the bright side of

life. CHEERING

Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad.

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you're chewing on life's gristle,

and this'll help things turn out for the best...

# Always look on the bright side of life... #

# Always look on the light side of life... #

# There's something you've forgotten

# And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

# Just purse your lips and whistle that's the thing

# Always look on the bright side of life... #

# Always look on the right side of life... #

# You must always face the curtain with a bow

# So always look on the bright side of death... #

# Just before you draw your terminal breath... #

# Life's a piece of shit when you look at it

# Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true

# You'll see it's all a show

# Just remember that the last laugh is on you

# Always look on the bright side of life... #

# Always look on the right side of life... #

# Always look on the bright side of life

# Always look on the bright side of life... #

# Always look on the bright side of life

# Just purse your lips and whistle that's the thing

# Always look on the bright side of life... #

# Always look on the bright side of life... #

Look at that! How are you, Sir? It's his last night in the show. It was.

And we finished here What a way to end it. Did you enjoy that? It was

wonderful. Thank you so much. Terrific. I enjoyed that. A big

thank you to the cast of Spamalot and their audiences for fundraising

for Children in Need. Thank you Eric.

CHEERING OK, it's the big moment everybody.

Let's all hold hands. We can add that to tonight's grand total and

see where we stand. Are you ready? Gird your loins. The told raised so

far is: -- total raised so far is:

APPLAUSE That's nearly ?25,000, we had a

record-breaker last year of ?26,000 by 2. 00am. And with two hours to go

it looks like we have another record. We are delighted so far with

the the response, so thank you from the bottom of our hearts from the

underprivileged children of this country. We must thank some of the

people who've helped ussous. That's brilliant. Well done.

This year, DFS have pledged to raise an absolute shed-load of money.

Raising MONEY! I was talking about raising money!

To kick-start the campaign, three teams of staff

carried special Children in Need sofas up the Three Peaks.

One last push. With Pudsey and his friend Blush in tow,

to reach the summits of Snowdon, Ben Nevis and Scafell Pike.

As well as that, staff switched from sitting on sofas

to sitting in rafts for the wet and wild white water rafting challenge.

Meanwhile, their customers have been busy

buying cushions for Children in Need.

Oh, and I've even designed one myself. Thanks, Pudsey.

So, a huge thank you from all of us at Children in Need

Another great effort. Let's fiend out how much they've raised.

Here we go. Oh my goodness! ?625,000 incredible.

Thank you very much. Here to introduce us to a very special

family from Poole in Dorset is Cheryl Cole.

Children in Need is nothing without you. Every year your generosity

enables us to help thousands of families all around the UK. Many of

these families have been through desperate times and heartache yet

she share their lives with us because they want others to be given

the same support they have received. In this next film a wonderful mum

and dad share their story with us and it is a heart-breaking one. But

Bill see that even in the very saddest of times, we can make a

difference. This is Harry, he was born on 26th

April 2009. It was the best day of my life. After nine months of

worrying he was in my arms and he was perfect.

we noticed he had blisters under his fingernails.

We ended up taking him to the local hospital.

Harry was diagnosed with epydermolysis bullosa, or EB,

There was a milk spot on his chin which became sore,

and the wound spread all over his face, from head to toe.

Sufferers are often called "butterfly children",

because their skin becomes so fragile.

We could not handle him like a normal child.

You could not pick him up under the armpits quickly,

because you would shear the skin under the armpits.

It was a lot of rolling and lifting with blankets and cushions.

The disease also causes damage to the mouth and throat.

Harry was given a tracheostomy to help him breathe.

We walked in and you could see that he was crying,

That... It broke my heart. Broke both of our hearts.

Steph said to me, "He's never going to say mummy".

Harry had the most severe form of the condition.

He was unlikely to survive his early years of childhood.

In 2011, Harry had a little brother, Cody.

we noticed with Cody straight away, there were blisters on his hands.

With both Harry and Cody needing round-the-clock care,

the family were introduced to Julia's House Children's Hospice.

They offer respite and end-of-life care

for children with life-limiting conditions.

They rely on donations for 90% of their running costs.

Children In Need funds wonderful nurses like Alex.

they automatically say it must be really sad.

But a children's hospice is completely different.

You know in the back of your mind that one day,

these children are going to die early.

But we have fun with them in the short life they have got.

We used to say to Harry, "We are going to Julia's house today".

They put clingfilm around the boys' bandages

so they could still get involved with messy play.

They made a jelly island with jelly babies, on sweets,

so it looked like they were on sun loungers.

Little things like that, that they used to make, it was brilliant.

They don't do their job just to pay the bills.

They do it because they love what they do.

They love the kids and helping families.

There was just something about their characters

you could not help fall in love with.

They had a very special place in everybody's hearts.

Harry absolutely adored him, loved him, helped feed him,

He would go, "My baby," and show him off.

He introduced him to everyone. "This is my brother".

I did not understand how strong their bond was until they got ill.

Earlier this year, Harry and Cody caught flu.

For most children, this is not serious

but for them, it was life-threatening.

Doctors said there was nothing more they could do.

He was taken to the bereavement suite at Julia's House.

It is an amazing room, the most peaceful area of the house.

It was literally seconds, then he passed away in Steph's arms.

Harry died on 13th March. He was three years old.

Two days later, his little brother Cody also passed away.

The only comfort we have now is knowing they are together.

If it was not for the donations, our children would not have had a chance

to go to such an amazing place, and to meet such amazing people,

and to feel loved, right up until the day they died.

Children In Need supports 15 children's hospices in the UK,

Thank you Cheryl. Even in the darkest of times together we can

help people, so let's be there for the children who need us. 03457 33

22 33. One of the biggest selling UK

artists ever, one of the most recognisable voices in music,

treating us to one of her biggest hits. How fitting on Children in

Need night with Thank You, Dido. # I'm wondering why I got out of bed

at all # The morning rain clouds up

my window # And even if I could

it'd all be grey # It reminds me

that it's not so bad # It's not so bad I

drank too much last night # I missed the bus and there'll

be hell today # And even if I'm there,

they'll all imply # And then you call me

and it's not so bad # For giving me the best day

of my life # Is having the best day

of my life # And I'm soaking

through and through # And even if my house

falls down now # For giving me the best day

of my life # For giving me the best day

of my life # Is having the best day

of my life. # Absolutely stunning. Thank you very

much Dido for supporting us. If you've phoned already, thank you,

and if you haven't, please pick up the phone and call 03457 33 22 33.

OK. Incidentally we must past on birthday greetings to Lisa Clarke

from her father Denis, a friend of mine. Let's look at the huge

Children in Need effort from across the United Kingdom.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Good work everyone. Terrific. Now,

young Zoe. You may be a bit too tall for me, but I could happily co-host

with you until the wee small hour. Ah. Maybe you are right. I know you

are a mere slip of a girl and my triple espresso is only just kicking

in. I could murder a drink this minute, so thank you for your

endeavours tonight. Thank you for having me. It's been terrific.

Brilliant. CHEERING Thanks darling. Come again,

And thank you for all that you have given. Keep the money rolling in.

Goodnight and goodbye. CHEERING

Off she goes to her little trundle bed. As seasoned a professional as I

am, particularly sea eded, I can't fly this ship alone. Who can fly a

ship anyway? You have to sail the thing. Now it's time for my final

co-host of the evening. Heavens to emergency provide, can it -- heavens

to Mergatroyd, can it be a Brucie bonus this late in the proceedings?

CHEERING Hi. Hello. Here he is. Thank you. If it isn't my ol'

mucker, cool Radio 1 Jock nick Grimsdale. Thank you. You are

welcome. Me and MC Grimmy go a long way back. We do. I remember when we

worked together back in the day. When was it? Last year, Children in

Need. Good times, borough. -- good times, bro. Yes, sick. He's doing an

incredible job, Sir Terry Wogan. CHEERING

He's been on TV for eight days now. AUDIENCE: Terry! Terry! Look, the

contact details have changed in the corner. What? Have they been there

all night? Yes, and they've changed. It has gone from a double to a

triple whammy of ways to give. Tell all. You can still phone or give or

visit the website, or you can donate by text.

The full ?10 goes to Children in Need. All the terms and conditions

are online. Bbc.co.uk/pudsey. That was long, but

you did well. I'm knackered now. You're lucky, you've got all your

own teeth. Coming up to feast your eyes on this.

Coming up: Huge name for the Children in Need Rocks dancers.

EastEnders light up Albert Square and more from our battle of the boy

bands. CHEERING

Well worth sticking around for. I don't know how you've done this, I'm

feeling the burn and I've only just started, Terry. Try 34 years on the

trot. It is enough to send anyone around the bend. Funny you should

mention bends, like bends they are a bit like corners I always think and

corners are what you find in rooms. Stay with me. Where could this be

going? I'm trying to impress you with my link skills, to link to a

very special edition of Room 101, featuring Frank Skinner quizzing

some children. Was that good? That was a light

programme link from about 1953. Work on the old links, sunshine. You got

there in the end. I did. I'm Frank Skinner and welcome to

a very special kids edition seven-year-old Alesandro

from High Wycombe, ten-year-old Gruff from Llanelli and

eight-year-old Tess from Preston. just to make sure that you're not

just horrible people that say, "I hate this," and,

"I hate that," what do you like? I like playing, with my mum, ten...

I mean, badminton. Yeah. Badminton's quite high up,

isn't it? Yeah. Is that what it says when you

stand by the wall, it just says, What's your special skill?

My eyebrow. What about you, Gruff?

What do you like? I like swimming. I'm the fastest in Wales

in my age. Wow! But only my age, and there's

not much people in Wales. And what do you like, Tess?

I like burp-jitsu. I think we're going to

start the show, Toothbrushing.

What don't you like about it? So, you clean your teeth

every morning and every night. Yes. Two minutes.

I think that's very long. You'll never be able

to work for the council. So, Gruff, what would he like

to put in Room 101? Girls who don't want to

go out with me. Have you actually asked out

any girls? No, I've been too scared. You're the fastest swimmer

for your age in Wales and you're frightened

to ask a girl out. I know. What's the worst thing

that could happen? She'll tell all her friends

and they'll all make fun of me. And then all the boys

will find out, probably, and then they'll probably

make fun of him. Do you have a-a-a technique

in mind? Get your coat, darling,

it's your lucky night. but he completely forgot that

we were going out after one day. So, what does Tess

want to put in Room 101? Now, what is cool? Can you tell me?

I don't know. That's helped a lot, Tess(!)

Thank you very much. So, what do they do, your parents,

when they're trying to be cool? It's just a bit that

they're too old to do it. You know what?

You're not going to win. OK. So, we've now come to the end

and I have to do a quick decision. I think, toothbrushing,

I know it can be a bit boring. But you don't want to end up like me

with horrible yellow teeth. And I feel a bit sorry

for your parents cos I think

they're trying their best. I know parents

can be a bit embarrassing But I had a hard, hard time

wanting to ask out girls and then everyone laughing

and all that, so I am going to put girls

who don't want to go out with Gruff And that brings us

to the end of this show. Thanks very much to Alesandro,

to Gruff and to Tess, who are all here

in aid of Children in Need. Don't forget,

you can lend your support to the thousands of children in the

UK who need your help by calling... ..and donating as much

or as little as you can. So, children do say the funniest

things, but they speak the truth! Being a mere child yourself,

Nicholas, that is your full name, isn't it? It is. Good man. My name

is Michael! What would you put into Room 101? Into Room 101, I'd

probably put in a couple of sofas, a big telly, surround sound - a lad

pad. You can come round. It could be nice. That is not the point. It is

illuminating... I just want to have a nice room. If you were watching

earlier, you would have seen McFly versus JLS in the Battle of the

Boybands has been tense. We are going to do Round Two NOW! Let's do

this. We have two boyband members here.

Can we make some noise - Oritse from Team JLS and Tom from Team McFly?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Nice(!) Loving McBusted. Thank you very much. I

took a little nap because I got up early... During it? No. How have you

been doing? Has this been good? Are you ready? It is quite tense. I

don't want to give the game away. I want a death stare between you two.

Hard to stare through those glasses. Rock, Paper, Scissors, isn't it? The

scores are 3 to JLS and 3 to McFly. So it is all to play for as we go

into Round Two. This next round is designed to test your reflexes, your

finger strength and your strategic intelligence. OK. OK. I've got the

fingers. Have you got strategic intelligence? He's got it. What is

the name of this dechallenge? It is called -- what is the name of this

challenge? It is called... Rock, Paper, Scissors! Rock, Paper,

Scissors. You don't need to have a high IQ for that. You need the

fingers. He's got the fingers. It's got quite severe consequences. Every

time you lose a game, your fellow band-member will face a forfeit

under one of these showbiz cloths. AUDIENCE: Ooh! We have go cloths,

this is BBC One! We will play three games of Rock, Paper, Scissors and

the winner gets a point for each game they win. Their band-mates face

a forfeit. If you lose, you lose! We don't care! We are good. Let's

pretend you don't want that to happen. Let's welcome back the

band-mates who are facing the forfeits. Make some noise for Aston

and Danny! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh yes! Looking good, boys. Aston... Take a

seat. Danny you can go here. Aston you can go here, I guess. You have

gone for the no-shoe look. More relaxed. Yes. It is going to be very

intense. Now, what we are going to do, hopefully... It is going to get

messy in here. I'm steaming up! You steaming up? It will be filled

with... That is the least of your worry. You are meant to spit in

them? Don't spit. No spitting. No spitting in anyone's glasses. Let's

not do this. The rules are as follows. We will do Rock, Paper,

Scissors, and we should get started. For every one that you reveal -

there will be lights like this. I want you to be like one, two, three

- reveal! I don't want it on three - I want it one, two, three, reveal!

Let's do this. Game one. What are you going for? Not sure. After

three, one, two, three... Oritse! Yes! You get a point. Danny, you

face the forfeit. Would you like to reveal, Aston, what is under cloth

one? What's in there? Oh, the dreaded egg. Danny hates eggs! You

can crack it on his head, Aston. Two is good! Here we go. Oh. We could

probably do one more! Looking good. Let's go again. Let's have Round

Two. OK. Which one this time? Scissors. After three - one, two,

three, reveal! Yes! Oritse wins again. A point for your team. Danny,

you are facing - you will face something worse than the egg. Aston,

reveal what is under showbiz cloth two. Oh! A full jug of beans. I'm

not upset! Tom, come here. I'm not upset, I'm disappointed. This is a

lovely breakfast, covered in egg and beans. Where do you want it?

Wherever you want it! Go to town. Has anyone got any eggs and bacon?

Come on, Aston. Here we go. Oh my God! OK. One more. One more,

Oritse. You are going down! OK, for the final game, we have one more

point up for grabs. Eyes down. After three, one, two, three, reveal. No!

Oh my God! You win a point. Danny, take this off! You can chill.

There's one more thing. I don't know what to say. Aston, can you reveal

what Danny will be facing this evening? Let's get rid of the eggs.

What is under three? Oh. The perfect... That is a nice

cocktail(!) This is nice. Are you ready, Danny? It is eggy custard!

AUDIENCE: Danny! Danny! Over the face. Nice, be a man!

OK, OK. Enough of the eggs. After two rounds, the total scores are JL

-- JLS 6 and McFly 3. Only one boyband can walk away with the

title. In the final challenge, they will be facing testing obstacles.

You do not want to miss it. Danny, you OK? Danny has lost his mind.

Terry, are OK over there? Grimmingtonshire is right, I have

seen the rehearsals of the last challenge. So time for another thank

you. Ohh! Once again,

ASDA staff and customers raising bucketfuls of pounds

for Pudsey! In you go, girls. Get your buckets.

Quick as you can! That's all right. Ooh, rush!

I've decided to throw an in-store slumber party,

but I think I'm going to need a little help.

Come on, kids! Let's guess what else we need!

It's a good thing we've got all this Children in Need clobber

So, a huge thanks from BBC Children in Need

to all the wonderful staff and customers of ASDA.

Wow! Thank you to everyone. Let's keep it going. This is what they

have raised so far. That was an intense game over there. It was. And

messy! Yes. Very messy. Right, our next film is about a brave family

from Dudley in the West Midlands. Here is Hugh Dennis to tell us some

more. But life can change

in a split second. One minute everything is fine,

and the next... I don't want to scare people,

but the thing that gets me about this next film,

is it could happen to any of us. I'd find a fraction of the strength

shown by this father and his son. As a police officer, you learn to

deal with seeing horrific scenes Nothing can possibly prepare you

for seeing your son there. and Josh was out playing

with Brandon, his step-brother, Brandon came running back home

in an absolute fit of panic, There were sort of,

15-20 people around him. He was lying on his back.

His legs were round by his head. His mouth and nose

were filled with blood. Josh accidentally veered his bike

into the road, and into the path

of an oncoming car. He had suffered severe brain

injuries and was in a coma. Josh's family were told

to prepare for the worst. You're just watching your child

lying there asleep, on a heart monitor, with little

or no progress that you can see. you just don't want to see your kid

in that state. after 73 days in the coma,

something incredible happened. I remember it clear as day.

I was asleep on the bed next to him. And I just woke up

to a voice saying, "Dad". I was lying on the side of his bed

crying my eyes out. that he would be in a wheelchair

for the rest of his life. But that's your first sort of sign

that there something positive there, Josh left hospital and went to stay

at The Children's Trust in Tadworth, with severe brain injuries

and multiple disabilities. The first interaction he'd had

with other people, and normality, is when he can go on the day-trips

out from The Children's Trust. Your money funds days out,

when children like Josh are facing the toughest challenge

of their lives. For them to be able to relax

and just have a bit of fun, and a bit of them-time

and a bit of family time, is a massive part of their

psychological rehabilitation. You can start to see, well,

actually life is going to be good. Dark green and light green

down the middle. OK. Josh had defied all odds.

He's back in school, he's walking. And just out of the blue, one day

he got on his bike, and off he rode. I sent it straight back

to The Children's Trust and I said, Without all the hard work

that they put into Josh, I wouldn't have the lad

I've got today. people donate to allow them to give

other people the same opportunities 5,000 children in the UK will get a

head injury which will affect them for the rest of their lives, so

let's be there for the children who need us. Text "DONATE" to 70710. Can

you remember what lasted for 15 weeks in 1994? 1994? 15 weeks? 15

weeks. There was a summer-long street party to celebrate Ireland

winning three Eurovisions on the trot! Happy days. Yeah. That must

have been some great summer. The next band were number one for all of

those weeks, too. You may be Wet, Wet, Wet behind the ears, but you do

a lovely link. Thank you, Terry. It means a lot. Here with Love Is All

Around, it is Wet, Wet, Wet! # I feel it in my fingers

I feel it in my toes # Love is all around me

And so the feeling grows # It's written on the wind

It's everywhere I go # So if you really love me

Come on and let it show # My mind's made up

by the way that I feel # There's no beginning

There'll be no end # I see your face before me

as I lay on my bed # I kinda get to thinking

of all the things you said # You gave your promise to me

And I gave mine to you # I need someone beside me

in everything I do # My mind's made up

by the way that I feel # There's no beginning

There'll be no end # So if you really love me

Love me, love me # Come on and let it

Come on and let it # Come on and let it

Come on and let it Thank you, Wet, Wet, Wet. That was

lovely, lovely, lovely. Wonderful, lads. Still got it! Still got it. We

have been thrilled by the response we have had to this year's appeal.

It has been outstanding. We must thank just some more people who have

helped us out. from some very famous faces this

year for Children in Need, And raising money for Pudsey

with this lot is no trifling matter. 'Ello, 'ello!

What 'ave we got 'ere, then? It's Pudsey, out and about

with the Rotary Club art and craft fun day in Horsham,

West Sussex, involving painted faces,

painted plates with all the proceeds

going in Pudsey's pocket, of course. And a big thanks to the staff

at Welcome Break Services Some brave souls

even put themselves through And the local kids made sure

that no-one got away without showing their spots,

and in doing so, they raised lots! Thank you. All you wonderful people

at home are the reason why children in every corner in the United

Kingdom will continue to be helped. Thank you. I meant to talk to you

about this. Did you hear about my acting role? I'm going to be a start

of the Australian soap Home and Away. I heard about that. Yeah? Pity

your fellow cast members. That is very harsh, Sir Terry Wogan. But

fair. Yes. The cast of EastEnders put on a dance extravaganza and this

was no wooden performance. This was incredible, so let's enjoy it again.

There is a party going on and we have not been invited. Let's get our

own party started, shall we? # We've gone too far

# To give up who we are # We're up all night to get lucky

# We're up all night to get lucky # She's up all night till the sun

# I'm up all night to get some # She's up all night for good fun

# I'm up all night to get lucky # We're up all night till the sun

# We're up all night for good fun # We're up all night to get lucky

# Hey, hey, hey # We've come too far

# To give up who we are # So let raise the bar

# And account to the stars # She's up all night to the sun

# I'm up all night to get some # She's up all night for good fun

# #.

# Hey, hey, hey # We're up all night to the sun

# We're up all night to get some # We're up all night to get some

# We're up all night to get lucky # We're up all night to get luck...

CHEERING I have never seen anything like

that. EastEnders, we doff our caps to you. Earlier JLS took part in the

battle of the boy bands. Now it is the deciding is round. Round three.

Hello. We've tested their intelligence, they are dexterity but

now it is time we tested the powers of co-ordination. Would you like to

see the strapping members of JLS and McFly get a bit physical tonight?

CHEERING You would? Harry is interested. I will take that as a

yes. Here they are, can we please make some noise for team JLS and

attack McFly everybody! CHEERING

for the final round we want to pit you against each other in the

ultimate boy band challenge, brute force and animal-like agility and

Simon Cowell levels of showmanship. It's a five-legged race everybody.

You may have noticed that your legs have been tied together. Feast your

eyes on what stands between you and victory in the battle of the boy

bands 2013. While strapped together McFly and JLS, you have to go up the

red carp and feel free to pose like it is a premiere. Under the VIP

rope. Climb over your mountains of fan mail, which is quite easy, and

you have boy band slalom through the stalls in and out. I want speed

here, like this... And finally, over here a race to the finish line in

front of their microphones. The first band to navigate all of these

obstacles and grab their microphones in a boy band pose will get the

covet Children in Need battle of the boy bands trophy. JLS, is you are

ahead on points so you have a 3 second head start. Are you ready?

They are ahead on points. Can they start on the starting line, please?

Easy! ? It is winner takes all. The first to complete the course. JLS

you go on the first buzzer, M fly you go on the second buzzer. Are you

ready? Yes. Let's do this. McFly may be cheating.

McFly! CHEERING

Yes! We won. He's on the floor. He is on the floor, which means the

winners, all four members standing, are JLS!

CHEERING that's the rules. I like it that JLS

had already taken the trophy before I said that. You were a losing team

but never mind. They came, they saw and they conquered. Make some noise

for the champions of the boy band battle, JLS!

CHEERING And to the losers tonight, McFly.

CHEERING From the Children in Need Arena it

is back to you Sir Terry. Thank you Nicholas. That was

thrilling. LAUGHTER Let's see a round-up of the

amazing fundraising in the United Kingdom today.

From Glamorgan to Glasgow, Brighton to Belfast, Newquay to my very own

Newcastle. Wherever you live, wherever you are right now, Children

in Need are helping to change lives right on your doorstep. You've given

me and my little brother the chance to play together. You've given us

the chance to become closer as a family. To do something I've never

done before. Children in Need helped me when it felt like I didn't have a

future. Thanks to Children in Need I've turned my life around. I've

made lots of news friends. You've given us the chance to give these

children the best possible start in life. We can help them make the most

of their childhood. You've given us a chance to help these young

children's lives. Thanks to Children in Need I have a safe place to have

fun with my friends. The place where our little girl with get the support

she needs. The place where I'm so happy. Where I can have fun. The

place I can have fun. Together we can build trust. Build potential.

Build hope. Thanks to all the money you raised Children in Need has

helped more than 450,000 children in the UK. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you so much. Quite simply, thanks to you...

Disadvantaged children's lives are getting better. But we can't do this

without you. There are thousands of children and families across the UK

who still need your help. But you can be there every step of

the way. Helping your heroes and brave families. When life gets

really tough. In the saddest of times. You can help children smile.

But the big question is, what will you do tonight? 03457 33 22 33.

Thank you. Good effort, UK. You probably know

if you have been be us this evening that we are really on the way to a

record-breaking total, but we must not sit on our Laurels, really. We

need your help, we need your money, for this country's underprivileged

children. If you would like to donate, texts cost ?10 plus your

standard network charge. Thank you Terry. If there was a checklist of

required pop star skills you would have to master the following things

if you want to be a credible pop star in 2013. You have to were

sunglasses like this inside. Yeah, I look sick. You would have to create

a controversial dance move, maybe a twerk like this. You would have to

be hilarious and outrageous on social media. That's hilarious. And

you have to have the ability to lip-synch really well. Can BBC's

Greg James and Russell Kane rise to the challenge of the lip-synch duel?

Normally they are best mates but for one night only they are going head

to head as sworn enemies all in the name of charity. As we all know,

there is only one real way to prove who is a bigger and better man. With

a duel, not with pistols but with lips. I'm talking about a lip-synch

duel. Let's make noise for your lippy lads, Mr Greg James and Mr

Russell Kane! CHEERING

Hi, how are you? How are you both feeling? Nervous. But the whole

spirit of the night is ill-thought out nerves. We followed eggs and Wet

Wet Wet, so we are ready. What more do you want? Why do we have to go on

after boy bands? It is a letdown seeing us two. The like throwing a

brick through a colourful window. For those of you watching and

thinking, what's a lip-synch due tell - it is moving your mouth

without making any noise while singing songs of your choosing? Are

you feeling confident? Two people pretending to be you and you are

weirdly both going to be great at this. How were the people

practising, where they good? No. We've been practising a bit but we

don't know what each other's done. I practised in the cab but it was hard

to move. British people like to watch people fall over and fail.

Exactly. They want it to be bad, but for you. It is late night, the you

want something funny OK, we'll give you that. Funny and embarrassing. I

like that. Every good duel needs a winner. Your fate lies in the hands

of two expert judgeses who will have their eye glued to your lips. The

judges are Sir Terry Wogan and Mr Tinie Tempah.

CHEERING How are you, Sir? Are you good? Very

good. A good jacket Tinie Tempah. You sit here Sir Terry. You've got

paddles and all sorts. Your performances, it is time for

underone. I want to say Tinie Tempah I love

your records. And Sir Terry Wogan you are my broadcasting idol. I have

to say I like you both immediately. OK. I love your books. Read them

all. Greg, you are up first. # From the day we arrive on the

planet #

there's more to see than can ever be seen

# More to do than can ever be done # In the circle of life

# In the wheel of fortune #

in # In the band of hope

# We'll find our place #

CHEERING That was one of the most beautiful and moving things I've

ever witnessed with. Thank you. You're wasted on the radio. You

should be in Michael Buble the Musical. Did you like that It was

one of the best things I've ever seen. Russell, you're up next. What

are you doing? I'm doing Dirty by Kristina Aguilera.

# Gimme some room I'm comin' through

# Me and the girls gonna shake the room

# It's explosive Speakers are pumping Oh

# It's about time that I came to start the party

# Dancing gettin' just a little naughty

# It's about time that I came to start the party

# Dancing getting just a little naughty

Oh my God, that was incredible. Please send in money so that Russell

will never do that again! Why were those maroon?

CHEERING Lucky you. I walked into the dressing room and he was wearing

them without anything else on earlier. All I could think about is

how much you rehearsed that in your bedroom alone. It's not easy being

single but I'm good at it. Time to raise the stakes. Here comes round

two. Let's not forget although this is a

duet it is still a duel and we need you to be focused 100% on

outlip-synching each other. You have that and Tinie Tempah, you might

know this one. In this song I'll be playing the part of Rita Ora, and

that makes you Tinie Tempah. He's got me spot on!

CHEERING Marvellous. Very life like. Very

life like. # Nothing on

I strut around # I do it big

I shut it down That was really something. I don't

know what's going on Gregory any more. It's too late. They have done

all they can and now it's time for our judges to pass verdict. I'm so

sorry, Tinie, the you had to witness that. It was very life-like. Spot

on. It was a bit frightening. Like two Tinie Tempahs in the room. Sir

Terry, you love a lip-synch duel, what do you think about those

performances? Can you give us some feed-back before you vote? I could.

It has rendered me largely speechless. Tinie, what did we think

of that duel? I think it was good. Greggs' first performance very good.

I love the catching of Pudsey, that was very clever. That was improve.

You don't know that female from the crowd at all. She's not the

choreographer. We don't know each other yet. I've got to give you

points for the Tinie Tempah. That was pretty good. Judges, who is

going to be the lip-synch champion tonight? Let's start with you, Sir

Terry Wogan. Frank, I find it very hard to separate these two

incredibly talented people. No, no, I don't mean it in any sycophantic

or hyperbolic sense. I am staggered by your performances. Frighteningly

real. I did buy both your books. And I am loth to separate you. I know

that I'm sitting on the fence and I do work for Radio 2. So you can't

choose between them? I'm middle of the road. It is like Sharon

Osbourne, he's refusing to vote. He love both of them I'm like Sharon

Osbourne in more ways than you will ever know! Tinie, this is all down

to you. I'm nat passing the buck to Tinie. Maybe I will. Tinie, who is

the champion, Gregory or Russell? Can you separate them? I can't.

Those performances were stellar. Wonderful miming. So close to the

original, there must be a future for both of you in the music business.

In the lip-synch industry, absolutely. Any decisions or votes.

Am I going to have to decide or take it to deadlock? You are not

competent to decide. There's been shorter episodes of X Factor. We are

going to have to push you Terry and Tinie. There's no need to start

bullying, you know. Sorry, Sir Terry.

We've had a consultation. Who are we going for, the lip-synch champion,

Greg James or Russell Kane? Oh, Terry's gone for Greg. Tinie's gone

for Russell, which means I have the deciding vote. This is tough. We are

colleagues. But you know I love a maroon knicker. What are we going to

do? I'm going to have to go with Radio 1 brother, Greg James is the

champion! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Sorry Russell,

there's your trophy, Greg James. You might as well do a lap of honour.

Well done to Greg and Russell for being such good sports. Let's give

the boys and Tinie Tempah a Children in Need round of applause.

CHEERING In our next film Gary Barlow is at a

hospice which does incredible work in Coventry.

Zoe's Place in Coventry is one of 15 children's hospices

around the UK that is supported by Children In Need.

They care for very young children with life-limiting conditions.

I like these shoes. My little four-year-old would like these.

Jamie comes here and get to mix with the other children.

You can bring her here and not worry about her?

Absolutely. It is a very special place.

His main condition is cerebral palsy.

It is nice to come here and know he will be safe

and well looked after and they care for him as much as we do.

What we would do without them, I don't know.

As you can see, he's a bit of a charmer,

especially with blonde ladies. Is that right? Great!

He says, "I am Gary Barlow". LAUGHTER

He was nine weeks old when they discovered he had no immune system.

He had to live in hospital for nearly two years.

For him, all those years without meeting other children,

and it gives our family a chance to be a family.

How much does a place like this need?

The majority of it is purely through donations.

Without that funding, the families would have nowhere to go.

How often is it open? At the moment, four days a week.

The idea of somewhere like this closing cannot happen. It can't.

I've got to be honest, I was not looking forward to today that much.

It conjures up ideas of it being a place with no hope.

I have actually experienced the total opposite.

I think the children we have met are inspirational.

Their parents are fighters, people getting on with life.

I look at somewhere like this and I am shocked, in a way,

to find out how heavily they rely on donations.

It is up to us, to you out there, to be as generous as you can.

When you see these faces, it makes it real, it really does.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you Gary. Children's hospices

really rely on donations. Please help us support them.

Performing the official Children in Need single which I think is one of

our best. How Long Will I Love You By Ellie Goulding

Beautiful. That's available to download now and proceeds go to

Children in Need. Details on the website - bbc.co.uk/pudsey. If you

are having a marathon session watching Children in Need or maybe

you're back from a marathon session from down at the pub, welcome. I

would murder a drink at the moment. Give us a tenner. Stay tuned.

There's something for everyone in the final hour. We've got to make

this hour count. How you feeling today Mr Taylor. Oh

leave off! Even more Rocks highlights, and we go out with a

bang with West End hit... CHEERING

That's a big final hour. Lots to stick around for.

Cling to the wreckage for as long as you can, because we desperately need

your donations. Please, we need to reach a really great total. The

underprivileged children of this country are' lying on us. Earlier

tonight Catherine Tate's Nan, am I bovvered? I thought she was here

then. She put the cast of Holby City into a spin. Visiting hours are open

again. Here's another peek. Chrissie, Mr Clark has been

diagnosing himself What is it this time,

scurvy or plague? Can we confiscate his phone, please?

Help me. Someone get in here. Will you please tell her,

over there, with her face, to stop looking

at me? Stop looking at me

with that face, will you? I mean, how are you supposed

to make a recovery when you've got that putrid old

rotting boat looking at you? if I have to look at her much

longer. Oi, love. Close them

curtains, will you? My dinner will be here in a minute

and don't make me look at that when I've got to eat,

for Gawd's sake. Mrs Taylor? There have been

a number of complaints about you, That's the heart monitor you

requested. You're going to be fine,

Mrs Taylor. Oof. Here she is!

It's me little Chantelle. She's a good girl.

Oh, you got my dinner, darling? She's got me dinner. She didn't have

to get my dinner, darling. You've got better things to do

than running round, I'm much obliged to you for

getting... Where's me beans? She shouldn't be allowed to get

people's dinners. I'm going to leave you

with Chantelle, Mrs Taylor. How are you feeling today,

Mrs Taylor? You've come up to see me?

I've come up to see you. I'm better now I've see you,

darling. All I need is to see your beautiful

little face. So what did you bring me? Just what

you asked for - large cod and chips. I mean,

once you get over how short he is. It's all right, son. You can

say it now. No-one cares.

They're all gay, ain't they? Hello, Mrs Taylor.

Oh, here's me chap! He saved me life. Saved me life,

didn't you? What a surgeon! You brought me back from the brink,

didn't you, love? Yeah. Could have spread, though,

couldn't it? The good news is that you're

fine to go home. Oh! Do you hear that, love?

Oh, I can go home! Well, if you say I can go,

I can go home then. Cos you know what... He knows what

he's talking about, this one. He wants to sling me

out on the street? It's OK. Oh, that's all right,

darling. That's only me bedpan. Nan, shall we get out of here?

No, son. No fear. I've been paying my

taxes 50 years, love. and all the toilet roll you can

put into an overnight bag. No, love, I shall be in here

for at least another fortnight. There are people in real need of

hospitalisation who need this bed. Here to explain why she's such a

huge supporter of Children in Need it is that lovely judge of Strictly,

Darcey Bussell. As a parent, you'll do anything

to protect your child. But, sadly, there are times when

you can't help and you're powerless. In this next film, a wonderful

family tells us how they coped with a situation

that every parent dreads and how a project

funded by your donations I remember being presented

with these two babies The idea of twins

was just something special. And that's one of the reasons

why they found it so difficult when they had to be apart

for such a long period of time In April 2010, four days after this

photo was taken, Darcey became unwell

and was taken to hospital. "It's either a virus

or it's leukaemia." So, we were left there,

just sort of like with that thought. And he came back in

and he just said, "Unfortunately..." and that's

kind of the last thing I could hear, cos that was when our kind of world

fell apart. Within just 24 hours,

Darcey had started chemotherapy. The medicine made her very tired.

She lost the use of her legs. And then she started

to lose her hair. I remember a couple of times

having to hoover her bed, her bedding and her pillow

before she got in it because it was just

absolutely covered in hair. that I would hardly get

two words out of her. And then Harrison would arrive

and he just lifted her completely. Darcey... Darcey...

It completely becomes your life. Absolutely.

It takes over everything. You can't...you can't go anywhere

or do normal things. They couldn't go to soft play

any more, and that was something

that they always loved doing. You kind of find yourself

at certain times feeling really low and thinking,

"My daughter's got cancer." the Parents Association

for Seriously Ill Children. They offer support

and organise fun family days out for children going through

a tough and scary time. Every other family there's kind of

going through the same thing. So, you know,

your daughter's got no hair, nobody's going to be looking at her

in a strange way and asking questions

cos there are lots of other families with children

in the same circumstance. After a two-year battle with cancer,

Darcy is now in remission. They've got a very special bond

that a lot of people never have. They might go totally different ways

but they'll always have each other. It was, like, sad, because she...

I couldn't play with her any more. And how do you feel now? Happy.

Because I can see my brother again. is perhaps a little bit tighter

for just that little bit longer. And we feel very lucky that

we'd got to the end, we'd made it. Tonight, there are thousands of

children battling serious illness. You can be there to support them

and their families These projects really do make a

difference. If you can afford to donate a tenner, please text the

word Donate to 70710. Do you remember last year we did this show

together, do you remember you let me announce the totaliser? I can't even

remember who my first co-host was let alone last year. Refresh my

memory. I'm Zoe ball. Can I do it again, please? Can you do what?

Announce the totaliser. CHEERING Why not? I think I should

do it. Go! It is quite an honour. Can we please reveal the total. The

total is: Wow! That beats last year, which was

a record-breaking year, but we've got about another 40 minutes?

Something like that. Maybe... I can read a clock. We can do it. We can

push it to the absolute limit. I think we can. Help us out. With you

by my side we can do this. We can do this, Terry.

CHEERING Children in Need Rocks. You don't need to tell me. I mean

Children in Need Rocks, the event. Oh yes, Gary Barlow's megagig

featuring some of the biggest music acts in the world. That's the one

I'm talking about. Gary Barlow has got Kings of Leon on speed dial. He

knows Rizzle Kicks off by heart, he's got all of Little Mix on his

Friends and Family calling plan. He just needs someone to sell the

programmes. You can still phone up and give or visit the website, but

you can donate by text. Why don't you do it now. To donate ?10 text

Donate to 70710. It will cost you a tenner plus your standard network

charge. ?10 will go to Children in Need. All the details are on

bbc.co.uk/pudsey. But I imagine you are watching with your phone in your

hand. You can do this. Text us. Let see Children in Need Rocks.

# Painted faces Fill the places I can't reach

# Countless lovers under cover of the street

# Off in the night, while you live it up, I'm off to sleep

# Waging wars to shape the poet and the beat

# Here's something that'll make you sick

# I've been amazed # I've been betrayed

# Cos I make you so angry more and more each day

# The way you don't love me kind of makes you look ugly

# just lend a hand and you can shine my shoes

# Cos I make you so angry more and more each day

# The way you don't love me kind of makes you look ugly

# just lend a hand and you can shine my shoes

# And I can tell by the way you walk that walk

# And I can hear by the way you talk that talk

# And I can know by the way you treat your boy

# That I could give you all the loving in the whole wide world

# But if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like

# And if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like

# How am I gonna be an optimist about this?