Episode 9 Celebrity Eggheads


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Episode 9

Jeremy Vine hosts a celebrity edition of the quiz. Can a team of lifestyle presenters triumph over the general knowledge goliaths and win the cash prize for their charity?


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These people are amongst the greatest quiz players in Britain.

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Together they make up the Eggheads,

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arguably the most formidable quiz team in the country.

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The question is, can they be beaten?

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Welcome to a special celebrity edition of Eggheads,

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the show where a team of five quiz challengers pit their wits

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against possibly the greatest quiz team in Britain.

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They are the Eggheads.

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Is that a good build-up for you, Eggs?

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-It's excellent.

-You like that.

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Having designs on taking down our quiz Goliaths today are...

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Now, Everyone on this team will be familiar to you

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for the creative expertise they bring to some of

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the most popular lifestyle programmes on TV.

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So, let's meet them.

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Hello, I'm Tom Dyckhoff,

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I'm an architecture and design historian and broadcaster,

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and presenter of The Great Interior Design Challenge.

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Hello, I'm Piers Taylor, I'm an architect,

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and I present The House That £100k Built,

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and The World's Most Extraordinary Homes.

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Hello. I'm Esme Young,

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I've been involved in making clothes my whole life,

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from designing, cutting, making, teaching,

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and now I'm a judge on The Great British Sewing Bee.

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Hello, my name's Danny Clarke.

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I present a series called The Instant Gardener,

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which shows us how we can have a nice garden

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without it breaking the bank.

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Hello, I'm Keith Brymer Jones. I'm a potter and a designer,

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and I'm also a judge on The Great Pottery Throw Down.

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-So, Tom and team, hello. ALL:

-Hello.

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Welcome, great to see you. And I should start, Tom,

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by just asking about the team name here, Seamingly Clueless,

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I notice the spelling of that.

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Yes, a little witty aside there in honour of Esme,

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and the fact that we're trying to be a little bit

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self-deprecating as well.

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What about you then, Tom, have you quizzed before?

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I'm hopelessly uncompetitive.

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I've done University Challenge once,

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and we got through to the semifinals, so that's not bad.

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Oh, well, they will immediately be on their mettle with that.

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Believe me, you've just rung a bell there!

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Piers, quizzing, any strengths or weaknesses?

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I pretend I'm uncompetitive, but actually I'm really competitive,

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and I have to confess I have won Celebrity Mastermind

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fairly recently. But I don't have great hopes

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for today, actually, yet.

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When you said the words "Celebrity Mastermind",

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there was a little "Oh!" There was a little noise.

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They just suddenly are thinking, "OK, game on."

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Esme, I suppose, yes, fashion is your thing,

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-arts and books by extension.

-Yeah.

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Any subject you definitely don't want?

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I definitely don't want to do sport, I definitely don't want to do telly,

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cos I don't have one, so I never watch it.

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-You don't even watch yourself?

-Well, I have watched myself,

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I have to admit.

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I was forced to!

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But I didn't want to.

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You then got rid of your telly!

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I've never had a telly.

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Have you had, Danny, any kind of battle plan?

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Have you had a strategy session as a team?

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Yeah, we've actually been trying to motivate each other.

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We've had the big huddle outside before we came in,

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and I gave these guys a good team talk, so we're ready to go.

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Yeah. Very, very good.

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So the huddle, and maybe even, Keith,

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a little bit of a thought about subjects and how to play them?

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Or did it not go that far?

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Not really. I mean, for me, geography and maybe politics

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I could do.

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I really don't want to do sport.

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I think that's more Danny's bag, so, yeah.

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OK, well, if you've got Danny on sport,

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you've got actually quite a good spread there.

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All right, good luck, Challengers.

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Every day there is £1,000 worth of cash up for grabs

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for your chosen charity. If you fail to defeat the Eggheads,

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we just roll the prize-money to the next show.

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Now, we've had some celeb teams in already,

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and they've all come a cropper, OK?

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-No pressure, then.

-Eight of them in a row.

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Well, I think that's good for you. It means that no-one's won before,

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and the jackpot for you to win is...

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-Wow.

-OK.

-OK.

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So, eight teams have failed, you're the ninth, good luck.

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-Shall we start?

-Yeah, go on, then.

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-Focus, team.

-Bring it on!

-Shall we hold hands?

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We can do it!

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You can do it! Come on!

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We've got a lot of talent on this desk.

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The first head-to-head battle is on the subject of Music.

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And it's one of you you've got to choose,

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against either here, Judith, who famously won £1 million,

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Kevin, Steve, Dave, Lisa.

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I'm happy to do Music.

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-Are you Music?

-OK.

-You want to do Music?

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-Yeah.

-I'll do sport, if it comes up.

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-I'm good at music.

-Go, Piers, go!

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-But against who?

-I think Judith.

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-Judith? Yeah.

-Bold!

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You think she doesn't look very musical?

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She's just the first one on the end.

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Knock them off one by one!

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It's very methodical. OK, I like that.

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That's an architect's mind there, isn't it?

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-You know?

-Line them up.

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And I know you did Bob Dylan as your specialist subject

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-for Celebrity Mastermind.

-I did.

-OK, Piers from Seamingly Clueless,

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our first celeb in going against our own Judith from the Eggheads.

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And just to ensure there's no conferring,

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would you please now take your positions

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in our famous question room.

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Well, your thing is architecture, Piers, I know,

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but we don't have an architecture round.

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That's a pity. So I'm going to have to settle for Music.

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But you've done some amazing programmes,

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both about what you can do to a modest house with £100,000,

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and then looking at some of the most beautiful homes in the world.

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That's right, completely up the other end of the scale, yeah.

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That's right. So I need to come back at some point

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-and do the bit in the middle.

-Yeah, what do you like best?

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I saw one where you built an enormous blue porch on the front of

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somebody's house in Warwick, and he managed to look really happy

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-about it.

-It looked a little bit like a Portaloo,

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and his neighbours weren't so happy, but actually he was happy,

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so that's what counts.

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Yeah, and the interior of that house and the others you've done over have

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been amazing afterwards,

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and it must give you a lot of pleasure to see their reaction.

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It does. I mean, the big idea is that it doesn't cost much.

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Design is about thinking, not about going to buy things,

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and that's what we really try and show in the programme.

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Well, I know you love music, Piers, and Bob Dylan especially.

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That's right, yeah. Bob Dylan is a big hero, but I do have my gaps,

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-I'm telling you.

-OK, well, let's hope we avoid them.

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Would you like to go first or second against our Egghead?

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I would like to go first, actually.

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So, playing music against Judith, Piers, your first question.

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Roxie Hart is a character in which musical of stage and screen?

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Gosh, I haven't got a clue, but I'm going to have to guess here.

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So, I suspect it isn't The Sound of Music.

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It sounds like it could be an American name,

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so I'm going to go for Chicago.

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Judith, is he right?

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-Yes, he's right.

-Absolutely right, well done.

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-Yes!

-Thank goodness for that.

-Phew!

-Well done, Piers.

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Sometimes that first question can be a nightmare.

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Judith, yours.

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When Jason Orange left Take That in 2014,

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how many members of the original group remained?

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Oh, deary me.

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Take That. I think three remained.

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You're absolutely right, Judith, well done.

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-Three.

-Phew!

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Phew! Piers, your question.

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If Every Day Was Christmas is a 2016 single by which celebrity child?

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Gosh, again I haven't got a clue, and I haven't heard the song.

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Is it music?

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I'm going to have to...

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..guess again, and I think

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it is Cruz Beckham.

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You're right, Cruz Beckham it is.

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-Phew.

-I can see how competitive you are.

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Judith, to catch up.

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Which US singer had posthumous UK number one albums with Songbird,

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Imagine and American Tune?

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I don't know, but I'm going to guess at Karen Carpenter.

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Yeah, I know why you did that.

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Eva Cassidy is the answer.

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Ooh, a bit of a glitch.

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What's the architectural equivalent of what's just happened,

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-a hanging beam?

-Yeah, a bit of a bodge.

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Yeah, a bodge from the Eggheads there.

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So, Piers, you can take the round with this question.

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Don't let her back in.

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First performed in New York in 1954,

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The Tender Land was a major operatic work by which composer?

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Gosh. Again, I don't think it's avant-garde enough for John Cage,

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who I know is an avant-garde composer.

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I think it isn't Aaron Copland, so I'm going to go

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for Leonard Bernstein.

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Yeah, I could see the logic of not going Cage,

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but are you right on Copland Bernstein?

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-Eggheads, do you know?

-I would have gone the same as

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-Piers.

-You like Bernstein.

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-What about you, Judith?

-Well, I'm going to say Aaron Copland,

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cos I just hope that's what it is.

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Aaron Copland is right.

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Aaron Copland is the answer, so Judith has a chance to come back.

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Judith, get this wrong, you're out.

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In 2015, which American hip-hop group sold the only copy

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in existence of their album Once Upon A Time In Shaolin

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for a reported £1.3 million?

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Shaolin is S-H-A-O-L-I-N.

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Right, well it's completely pointless asking me questions

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like that, I'm afraid.

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I have absolutely no idea.

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I'm going to go Arrested Development.

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The answer is Wu-Tang Clan.

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I so nearly went for that.

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You so nearly got it right, but you're knocked out, I'm afraid.

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-Oh.

-First blood to our Challengers.

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-This is good, guys.

-Yes!

-Well done, Piers.

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Phew! By the skin of my teeth!

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You've emerged triumphant against Judith.

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You will be in the final round.

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Please rejoin your team-mates, and we'll play on.

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As it stands, Seamingly Clueless have not lost any brains.

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Well played, Piers.

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That was good, that's a good start for you, Challengers.

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The Eggheads have had a brain knocked out,

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and the next subject is Sport.

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-Who wants Sport?

-There's only one person!

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It's Danny, right?

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-Do you mind, Danny?

-No, I don't mind.

-Yeah.

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OK. Our brilliant gardener, against which Egghead?

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It can't be Judith, Danny.

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So, you can have Lisa, Dave, Steve or Kevin, left to right.

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I think I'll go for Lisa.

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Hang on, hang on, what happened to this starting at that side,

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-and working down?

-Well...

-Either end, then you pick off the middle!

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There is a tactical ploy here.

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So, Danny from Seamingly Clueless is playing Lisa from the Eggheads.

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They're starting at the ends and moving to the middle.

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This is exciting.

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To ensure there's no conferring, please take your positions.

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Well, I'm sorry we haven't got a garden for you

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-to work on here, Danny.

-Oh, that's a shame, Jeremy.

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I love what you do on your programme with more modest gardens,

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and your programme says you can do stuff with them!

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Absolutely. Basically, the programme's about doing gardens

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on a budget, and not all of us want to spend

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a lot of money on our gardens, do we?

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I was watching the other day, and you were talking about...

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You said "foreshortening a garden",

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which is a technique in painting which gives it depth,

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and I couldn't quite work it out.

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What do I do to make my garden look longer than it is?

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The way I foreshortened the garden was by creating a bit of mystery.

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I used fencing, and I created an invisible opening,

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so by creating that invisible opening, by staggering the fences,

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it made it look like the garden was longer than what it was,

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because you want to see what's beyond that fence.

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Yeah. I feel bad about turning to sport,

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but I've got to mention, you're actually

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a sportsperson really, aren't you?

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Yes, I am. I used to play a little bit of sport.

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And you've been on the books of Charlton Athletic?

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-A long, long time ago.

-And Borussia Monchengladbach?

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Borussia Monchengladbach in Germany, yes.

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And was there a point in your life, Danny,

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when you thought, "This could be my career"?

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There was. I mean, I was a guy growing up

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and I always wanted to be a footballer.

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And I was fortunate enough to play for Borussia Monchengladbach's

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youth team, when my father was stationed in Germany,

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because he was in the Army.

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And I played for them for a little while, amongst other teams,

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and then when my father got posted back to this country,

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I had a little go with Charlton Athletic.

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And we noticed that when you played Celebrity Mastermind,

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cos you did as well, you chose the career of Gary Sobers.

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I certainly did, a boyhood hero of mine.

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-The cricketer, yeah.

-Do you know, I even wanted to walk like him

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-when I was a kid.

-Has he got a special walk, has he?

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Well, he had this sort of lope with his collar up,

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and he kind of walked forward,

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and he had this sort of spring in his step.

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I would have paid to have seen him walk to the middle!

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Well, I think we've got you on the right round here.

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-I really do, Danny.

-OK.

-So, good luck on sport.

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You're playing Lisa. Danny, would you like to go first or second?

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I'll go second.

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Got a feeling about this one, Lisa?

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I think we've just proved that all of Danny's specialist subjects are

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things about which I know absolutely nothing, so this is going to be fun.

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Here's your first question, Lisa.

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Which word is used instead of match to refer to

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each of the five tennis contests that make up a Davis Cup tie

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between two countries?

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That's a rubber.

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It is a rubber.

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Danny, on to you.

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The Rugby Union centre Jean de Villiers has played

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over 100 times for which country?

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Well, I'm not really a rugby person, Jeremy.

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And I reckon the clue has got to be in the name, Jean de Villiers.

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I think I would have known if he'd played for England.

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Definitely not Fiji, so it's got to be South Africa.

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Sounds like a South African name, so I'll go with that one.

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Yes, I lived in South Africa for a while,

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and that name J-E-A-N, you're never sure how to pronounce it,

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whether it's "John", or "Jean", or "Gene", or what.

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But you're absolutely right, South Africa.

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-Whoa!

-South Africa. Yeah!

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OK, Lisa.

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Which athlete broke the indoor

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and outdoor pole vault world records 35 times during his career?

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So, Carl Lewis was a sprinter,

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and I don't think ever went near a pole vault pole in his life.

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It was part of Sebrle's discipline, because he was a decathlete,

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world record-breaking decathlete.

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But the one we want here is Sergei Bubka.

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Well done you, Sergei Bubka is quite right.

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35 times.

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They're quite good, Danny, aren't they?

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-They are, yeah, very good.

-They know stuff.

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OK, your question, Danny.

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The footballer Thibaut Courtois typically plays in which position?

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Well, I know this one.

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Goalkeeper.

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Yeah, he is.

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Goalkeeper is correct.

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So, two each and, Lisa, your question, your third question.

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In which city did the British swimmer Anita Lonsbrough

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win an Olympic gold medal?

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OK. Now, when Becky Adlington won her gold medals,

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it was the first time that a British woman had done it since Lonsbrough.

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And I think it was in the '60s, which would make it Rome,

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but I'll just have a little think about that.

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Erm, no, I don't think you've got to go back as far as '48 for it.

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I think it's Rome.

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You're absolutely right, Rome it is.

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Three out of three, Lisa, on Sport.

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OK, to stay in, Danny, you've got to get this right.

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Which cricketer scored a century on his Test match debut for England

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against India in December 2016?

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That's a question and a half.

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Keaton Jennings certainly did.

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You know what, I'm going to go for Keaton Jennings.

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Keaton Jennings is the right answer.

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Oh, it is?

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-Whoo!

-Whoa!

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I know you were on the edge, there.

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You're playing well, you've got three out of three,

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Lisa's got three out of three. We go now to Sudden Death.

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It gets a bit harder - I don't give you different options.

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Lisa, your question.

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In which country was the tennis player Tommy Haas born?

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Yeah, Tommy Haas, he had a late career renaissance.

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He started playing brilliantly at about 36 or 37.

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I think he's a German, but let's just have a little think.

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No, I don't think he's Austrian or Swiss, or any of those, no.

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I think it is Germany.

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Germany's correct. She's difficult to shake off, Danny.

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-She is, isn't she?

-Here's your question.

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Can I go for another Egghead, please?

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They're all good, they're all good.

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All right, here's your question. This to stay in, Danny.

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The Chicago Bulls basketball team retired the number 23

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in honour of which player,

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who played for them between 1984 and 1998?

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I've got no idea.

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-Michael Jordan.

-Lisa, is he right?

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-I think he might be.

-Yeah, you're right, well done, Michael Jordan.

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There's nothing more satisfying, is there?

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Nothing more satisfying than getting a guess right.

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Yeah. All right, well done.

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Sudden Death. Lisa, back to you.

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What is the first name of the American high jumper

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after whom the Fosbury flop technique was named?

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Erm, I think he was Dick Fosbury.

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Dick Fosbury is quite right.

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So, Danny, you need to get this one.

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In 2016,

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which English man became golf's first Olympic champion since 1904?

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Well, it wasn't Rory McIlroy, because he didn't go.

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Look, I'm going to take a punt on this one.

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Darren Clarke.

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Darren Clarke is your answer,

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let me just check with your team-mates here, is he right?

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No idea.

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-Absolutely no idea.

-They don't know.

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OK, Lisa?

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-Justin Rose.

-Justin Rose is the answer.

-Ah, Justin Rose!

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So sorry, Danny, you've been knocked out by our Egghead there,

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which levels things up.

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Please return to your teams and we'll play on.

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So, Seamingly Clueless, I'm afraid that's what it's like

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playing this lot. Danny, how did that feel?

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-It's tough, wasn't it?

-I tell you what, I'm exhausted.

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Can I go and have a lie down, please?

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I know it's all fun,

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but I can see in the booth, everybody gets that focus thing

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of they want to win. So, all right,

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you've lost a brain, Seamingly Clueless,

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the Eggheads have lost one, too.

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We're in a perfect situation for a great contest here,

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and your next subject is Arts & Books.

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Who would like this?

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-Go for it, mate.

-Probably me.

-Yeah.

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-Me, I think.

-OK.

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It's going to be Tom Dyckhoff,

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architecture critic, against which Egghead?

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Now, you've tried them knocking out the bookends here,

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you've got to go for one of the three in the middle.

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Dave, Steve, Kevin.

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I like a bit of symmetry, so who are we going to knock out?

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-I think Dave.

-All right.

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I thought symmetry would mean taking out Steve in the middle.

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I know, I know, but one by one, one by one,

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-then we'll get the middle one.

-I see the logic.

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Tom from Seamingly Clueless to take on Tremendous Knowledge Dave,

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as he's known, from the Eggheads.

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On Arts & Books, please go to the Question Room.

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So, design is your thing, Tom.

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Yeah, exactly. In all its forms from the design of the city,

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right the way down to the design of an egg cup - all scales.

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I was going to say, and the design of an Egghead studio,

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do you think we're a bit 21st century here or...?

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You're very postmodern, I think is the term. Very postmodern.

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You approve of our blues and all that?

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I think the design of quiz show sets is a fascinating subject in its own

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right. I love all the kind of the clean lines.

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It looks very Art Deco, kind of very like a cruise ship.

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Yeah, I never thought that there's a design element, but of course there is.

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Yes. And there's always a little bit of kind of gaffer tape that

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the people at home can't see. But we can.

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Visible in HD, that's the trouble.

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So how did you enjoy the Great Interior Design Challenge?

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Because I watch... I always think going into homes and changing

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the inside of someone's bedroom is almost the most intimate thing

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-you can do.

-Oh, it is. I'm a real nosy parker, that's why I love

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doing it, but to me your home is obviously the most intimate,

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the most personal piece of architecture and design you'll ever inhabit.

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And yet it's so easy to change it.

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I mean, Piers spends all of his time changing the structure of people's

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lives, the buildings. We go in and it's more than rearranging

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the cushions but, you know, it's much more simple.

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We challenge our amateur designers with £1,000 and 48 hours and within

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that time they can change a room and they can change people's lives.

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We've seen people brought to tears because they finally got the bedroom

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-that they want.

-Yes, I saw somebody got emotional about a headboard.

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Exactly. We all get emotional about something. And, you know, got

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emotional about a headboard! I get emotional about chairs sometimes.

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Do you have any particular thing that you particularly love?

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I'm thinking, when I walk into the old Broadcasting House,

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you'll know that reception,

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they rebuilt it as was in the '30s and they've done it Art Deco,

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and although it is dated, it is beautiful.

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Oh, yeah. If you spend money on architecture, it's going to last.

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It's always a key thing. Architecture...

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Although Piers has shown us how he can do it on a budget,

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it's kind of expensive.

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We like to kind of increase people's access to it but you always spend

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money on good quality materials.

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You know, stone, brick, really good quality materials and craftsmanship.

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-Good advice. Good luck in this round, Tom.

-I'm going to need it!

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Arts & Books the subject against Tremendous Knowledge Dave.

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-Would you like to go first or second?

-I'd like to go first.

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Get it over and done with.

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And here we go. Arts & Books.

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Your first question.

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Which of these is a book by Roald Dahl?

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Well, I actually know this one.

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I've got two small kids so I know about children's books

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so this is something I know about. Fantastic Mr Fox.

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Is the right answer. Well done. Fantastic Mr Fox.

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Dave, your question. What is the opening line of Shakespeare's play

0:22:340:22:37

Twelfth Night?

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If music be the food of love, play on.

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Absolutely right. If music be the food of love, play on,

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-is the right answer.

-Yeah.

-Tom, back to you.

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The Running Man,

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featuring a futuristic game show in which contestants are hunted down

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is a 1982 book by which author?

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Science fiction is not my thing.

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I'm pretty sure William Golding didn't write much in the way of

0:23:120:23:14

science-fiction. Stephen King might have done.

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But I'm going to go with Clive Barker.

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That's interesting. So 1982 book,

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it's by Stephen King.

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-Stephen King wrote The Running Man, not one of his best-known.

-No.

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It was actually released under the name Richard Bachman and these days

0:23:340:23:37

usually gets Stephen King writing as Richard Bachman. But, yeah,

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that's the book on which the Schwarzenegger film of the same name

0:23:400:23:43

is based. Right, so it wasn't one of his classic Stephen King horror

0:23:430:23:46

franchise? No, he used another name for another genre but these days,

0:23:460:23:50

obviously, they link it up for the sales.

0:23:500:23:53

-And it was made into a movie?

-Yeah.

-Dave, your question.

0:23:530:23:56

In Oliver Twist,

0:23:560:23:58

which character is described by Dickens on his first appearance

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as having two scowling eyes, one of which displayed various

0:24:010:24:06

parti-coloured symptoms of having recently been damaged by a blow?

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I'm not sure about this one at all.

0:24:140:24:17

I could go very wrong here.

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I don't think it is Mr Brownlow.

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Logic would normally take me to Fagin...

0:24:230:24:25

..but "damaged by a blow" - because Bill Sykes was a bit of a bruiser -

0:24:260:24:31

leads me more to Bill Sykes.

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Yeah, you know what, let's go Bill Sykes.

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The answer is Bill Sykes.

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So, Dave takes the lead.

0:24:420:24:44

And it means, Tom, you need this to stay in.

0:24:440:24:46

"What's it going to be then, eh?"

0:24:460:24:49

is the opening line of which novel?

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Well, I don't think it's 1984, I've not read Moby Dick,

0:24:550:25:00

but I've read A Clockwork Orange,

0:25:000:25:02

but can I remember that being the opening line of A Clockwork Orange?

0:25:020:25:05

I'll go for A Clockwork Orange as a punt.

0:25:090:25:11

You're absolutely right, Tom, well done.

0:25:110:25:13

A Clockwork Orange, well done.

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Dave, you can take the round with this question.

0:25:160:25:19

The Alan Ayckbourn play A Chorus Of Disapproval is based around

0:25:190:25:24

rehearsals for an amateur production of what?

0:25:240:25:27

I didn't know which opera it was.

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Oh, dear. It could be any of them.

0:25:340:25:38

I'm going to go Albert Herring.

0:25:380:25:39

Albert Herring.

0:25:390:25:41

-Do know this, Tom?

-No, but I would punt on The Marriage of Figaro.

0:25:410:25:44

It's neither. It's The Beggar's Opera.

0:25:440:25:46

-I would never have got that.

-The Beggar's Opera.

0:25:460:25:48

So after three questions, you're level.

0:25:480:25:50

We go now to Sudden Death just to make it that bit harder,

0:25:500:25:52

these questions are not multiple choice.

0:25:520:25:54

Tom, here's yours.

0:25:540:25:56

TS Eliot's poem The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock ends with the words,

0:25:560:26:02

"By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown,

0:26:020:26:07

"till human voices wake us and we..."

0:26:070:26:10

What?

0:26:100:26:11

Oh, I should know this. I studied this at university.

0:26:110:26:14

Blimey.

0:26:140:26:16

No idea.

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And I'm going to just say drown.

0:26:170:26:20

Drown is correct.

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I was hoping that brown was...

0:26:210:26:24

Maybe I'm a poet and I never know it.

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Yeah, I was hoping giving you the brown as the end of the line there,

0:26:250:26:29

I'm so pleased you got that. Well done. Great line as well.

0:26:290:26:32

Dave, to stay in.

0:26:320:26:34

Which famous Gothic novel of 1818 closes with the line -

0:26:340:26:38

"He was soon borne away by the waves and lost in darkness and distance."?

0:26:380:26:42

Frankenstein.

0:26:440:26:45

Frankenstein is correct.

0:26:450:26:47

Tom, the novel The Last of the Mohicans was first published

0:26:480:26:52

in which century?

0:26:520:26:54

The 19th century.

0:26:540:26:55

19th is right.

0:26:550:26:56

Dave, in Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone...

0:26:580:27:02

HE LAUGHS

0:27:020:27:03

-You don't like your Harry Potter.

-No. Go on. Yeah.

0:27:030:27:05

In Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone, the blood

0:27:050:27:08

of which creature is said to keep you alive

0:27:080:27:11

even if you are an inch from death

0:27:110:27:14

but at a terrible price?

0:27:140:27:17

Me and... It was always going to catch up with me.

0:27:170:27:21

The blood of which creature?

0:27:210:27:23

No, not going to get anywhere near it.

0:27:230:27:25

Dragon.

0:27:250:27:26

No, a unicorn. You've been knocked out, Dave.

0:27:260:27:28

Tom, well done, you're in the final round.

0:27:280:27:31

-Well done.

-That was a close one.

-Are you a Harry Potter fan?

0:27:310:27:35

I've never seen any Harry Potter or read any Harry Potter

0:27:350:27:37

so if I got that question, I'd be in exactly the same position.

0:27:370:27:41

And unicorn is not that guessable, is it?

0:27:410:27:43

So please come back to us. This is looking very good for our celebs now.

0:27:430:27:46

We'll play the last round before the final.

0:27:460:27:49

So, as it stands, Seamingly Clueless have lost one brain from the final

0:27:500:27:54

round. The Eggheads have lost two, though. Dave has gone.

0:27:540:27:57

One more round before the final and the subject for you is Science.

0:27:570:28:01

So, it's going to be Esme or Keith.

0:28:040:28:06

-Do we have to flip a coin?

-I am absolutely hopeless.

0:28:060:28:08

Anyone got a science background they can declare?

0:28:080:28:11

-Doesn't look like it.

-No, not really.

-Doesn't look good.

0:28:110:28:13

-I'll have a go.

-Go on, Keith.

0:28:130:28:14

-I'll give it a go.

-All right, brilliant.

0:28:140:28:17

And against which Egghead, Keith?

0:28:170:28:20

You can have Steve or Kevin.

0:28:200:28:21

It's difficult for me to advise.

0:28:230:28:25

I'd love to advise you but you can't avoid at some point meeting both

0:28:250:28:29

of them, cos one of them is going to be left for the final.

0:28:290:28:31

So, do you hurl yourself at Kevin, do you try and take out Steve?

0:28:310:28:34

-I don't know.

-I'll hurl myself at Kevin.

0:28:340:28:37

OK.

0:28:370:28:38

-Always the best tactic.

-Stand well back.

0:28:380:28:41

So, Keith, from Seamingly Clueless

0:28:410:28:43

gets Kevin on the potter's wheel from the Eggheads.

0:28:430:28:46

To ensure there's no conferring, please, for the last time,

0:28:460:28:49

take your positions.

0:28:490:28:50

I'm wondering if you might be Britain's most famous potter, Keith?

0:28:520:28:54

Well, either me or maybe

0:28:550:28:58

-Grayson Perry.

-That's true but The Great Pottery Throw Down

0:28:580:29:02

with Sara Cox is very popular,

0:29:020:29:03

and it has shown us how difficult it is just to make a cup or a bowl.

0:29:030:29:07

Well, it's a fantastic programme.

0:29:070:29:11

And obviously it's my passion,

0:29:110:29:13

and it is something that I've done all my life.

0:29:130:29:16

And I just wanted to show people how cathartic...

0:29:160:29:19

and the process of creativity,

0:29:190:29:22

from this lump of clay to something remotely useful

0:29:220:29:26

or something to look at.

0:29:260:29:28

When it goes well for the contestants, you become tearful,

0:29:280:29:30

-which says it all.

-I do, yes.

0:29:300:29:33

I do get rather emotional.

0:29:330:29:36

I just love seeing them enjoy what they've made

0:29:360:29:41

and just really see the whole success

0:29:410:29:45

of the process that they've gone through.

0:29:450:29:47

That's it for me, really.

0:29:470:29:48

And how was it that you, as an 11-year-old, Keith,

0:29:480:29:51

suddenly thought, "This is what I want to do"?

0:29:510:29:54

Well, my art teacher at school gave me a lump of clay, said,

0:29:540:29:58

"Make something". I made my...

0:29:580:30:01

My first thing I ever made was a pottery owl.

0:30:010:30:04

I made this owl and he thought it looked wonderful.

0:30:040:30:08

It was basically the first time anyone had told me I'd done anything

0:30:080:30:10

really well, and I really just took to clay.

0:30:100:30:14

I love the substance,

0:30:140:30:16

I love the material,

0:30:160:30:18

and I've loved it ever since.

0:30:180:30:19

I must mention your band, The Wigs, as well.

0:30:190:30:21

I was looking up on YouTube the other day and there they were,

0:30:210:30:25

and it's you gigging and you're singing.

0:30:250:30:27

-Yeah.

-It's proper indie music.

0:30:270:30:29

It was kind of a lifetime ago now.

0:30:290:30:32

Yeah, it was really good.

0:30:320:30:34

It was my university of life.

0:30:340:30:36

Good luck in this round. This all adds to the university of life.

0:30:360:30:39

You're up against Kevin, Keith.

0:30:390:30:41

He's very good.

0:30:410:30:42

Would you like to go first or second?

0:30:420:30:44

I shall go first, please, Jeremy.

0:30:440:30:46

And here is your first question, Keith, good luck.

0:30:490:30:52

The sun is at the centre of which of these?

0:30:520:30:54

Well, it's...

0:31:000:31:01

..not the universe.

0:31:020:31:04

The galaxy...

0:31:050:31:06

No, I'm pretty sure it's the solar system.

0:31:080:31:10

Clue's in the name. Yes, the solar system is the right answer.

0:31:110:31:13

Kevin. What type of animal is a tapir?

0:31:150:31:18

Uh, it's...

0:31:220:31:23

Well, it's a mammal.

0:31:230:31:25

It's a creature found in...

0:31:250:31:28

I'm trying to remember now whether it's Africa or South America.

0:31:300:31:34

I think you find them in South America but I may be wrong there.

0:31:340:31:37

It's a rather strange-looking thing. Quite a rare one.

0:31:370:31:40

Mammal is right. Very good.

0:31:400:31:43

OK, back to you, Keith.

0:31:430:31:44

Caspian and Javan are two now extinct types of which animal?

0:31:460:31:51

Caspian and Javan.

0:31:530:31:55

Well, I'm pretty sure it's not a penguin.

0:31:570:31:59

I would go for...

0:32:010:32:03

..llama.

0:32:040:32:05

Llama is your answer. Let's check with the Challengers here.

0:32:050:32:08

-Do you know?

-I think it might be Tiger.

-We think it's a tiger.

0:32:080:32:10

There is a Javan tiger that has been written about.

0:32:100:32:14

-Tiger is the answer, not llama.

-OK.

-So sorry, Keith.

0:32:140:32:18

Kevin, your question. Which particle is often referred to

0:32:180:32:21

as the God particle by the media?

0:32:210:32:23

Well, there was a lot of publicity around this because it was something

0:32:290:32:33

that had been searched for for about 50 years before it was finally,

0:32:330:32:37

they think, detected, just a few years ago.

0:32:370:32:40

There is an entity that's supposed to give mass to other particles.

0:32:420:32:46

It's the Higgs Boson.

0:32:460:32:47

Higgs Boson is quite right.

0:32:470:32:49

So, Kevin take the lead. You've got to get this one right, Keith.

0:32:490:32:52

I'm kind of liking the fact that he gives more than the answer.

0:32:520:32:55

-I know.

-It's kind of worrying.

0:32:550:32:57

We could go, sometimes... We just had the second paragraph.

0:32:570:33:00

We can go paragraphs three, four, five and six if you...

0:33:000:33:03

-Who was Higgs, Kevin?

-Peter Higgs.

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He was a British scientist.

0:33:050:33:07

He was one of the first couple of people to put forward the theory

0:33:070:33:11

-that this thing existed.

-Born when?

0:33:110:33:13

I'm not sure about his birthday,

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but it was about 1964 when he put forward the theory,

0:33:150:33:18

and of course it took another 50 years after that

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before it was found, and then he got the Nobel Prize.

0:33:200:33:23

-And who was Boson?

-No, boson

0:33:230:33:25

-is a category of particle.

-Oh, OK.

0:33:250:33:27

-There we are, Keith, there's no end to it.

-That's fantastic.

0:33:270:33:30

And it could go even further but we won't.

0:33:300:33:32

Here's your question to stay in.

0:33:330:33:35

Which famous astronomer, born in Hanover,

0:33:350:33:38

was also an accomplished musician who wrote 24 symphonies?

0:33:380:33:42

Well, I'm pretty sure it's not Patrick Moore.

0:33:470:33:51

There's the Halley's Comet.

0:33:510:33:53

I'm going to go William Herschel.

0:33:550:33:56

-I'm glad you'd did. William Herschel is correct.

-Yes!

0:33:560:33:59

Well done. The astronomer who was also a musician.

0:33:590:34:02

All right, level, but Kevin has this question in hand.

0:34:020:34:06

Kevin, here we go.

0:34:060:34:07

Which English scientist, born in 1578, published his theory

0:34:070:34:11

of how the heart propels blood in a circular course through the body

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in a work called Anatomical Study Of The Motion of the Heart

0:34:160:34:20

And Of The Blood in Animals?

0:34:200:34:22

Yeah, well, he's the one who is credited with this, well,

0:34:280:34:32

actually working out the system.

0:34:320:34:34

Although people had previously had ideas about some of it.

0:34:340:34:38

It's William Harvey.

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And that's how they quiz. That's how they roll, Keith.

0:34:390:34:42

-I'm so sorry.

-Great.

-William Harvey is the right answer.

0:34:420:34:45

-Great.

-One of the all-time great quizzers there.

-Fantastic.

0:34:450:34:48

Kevin, you're in the final. Keith, sorry, you've been knocked out.

0:34:480:34:51

The Challengers have got a good shout in this final round.

0:34:510:34:54

Return to us, gentlemen, and we'll play it.

0:34:540:34:56

All right. Exciting contest, this.

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And this is what we've been playing towards.

0:35:000:35:02

It is time for our final round.

0:35:020:35:04

As always, it is General Knowledge.

0:35:040:35:05

But, I'm afraid those of you who lost your head-to-heads

0:35:050:35:08

won't be in the final round,

0:35:080:35:10

so that's Danny and Keith from Seamingly Clueless but also

0:35:100:35:14

Dave and Judith from the Eggheads.

0:35:140:35:16

Would you please now leave our studio?

0:35:160:35:18

Tom, Piers, Esme,

0:35:200:35:22

you're playing to win Seamingly Clueless £9,000.

0:35:220:35:26

Lisa, Stephen, Kevin, you're playing for something money can't buy,

0:35:260:35:29

which is the Eggheads' reputation and to keep defeating

0:35:290:35:31

these celebrity teams, which you're doing at the moment.

0:35:310:35:34

As usual, I will ask each team three questions in turn.

0:35:340:35:37

This time the questions are all General Knowledge.

0:35:370:35:40

You are allowed to confer.

0:35:400:35:41

So Seamingly Clueless, the question is,

0:35:410:35:43

can your three brains defeat these three over here?

0:35:430:35:46

-Esme, how are you feeling?

-Oh, I feel really confident.

0:35:460:35:50

THEY LAUGH

0:35:500:35:52

Do you feel now like the contestants feel on the Great British Sewing Bee?

0:35:520:35:56

Probably, yes.

0:35:560:35:57

-I'm wondering, the tables have turned slightly.

-Absolutely, yes.

0:35:570:36:00

-Indeed.

-Good luck.

0:36:000:36:02

Tom, Piers, Esme, would you like to go first or second?

0:36:020:36:04

First.

0:36:040:36:05

Here we go. At the start of a game of chess,

0:36:100:36:13

the queen sits with the king on one side of her

0:36:130:36:16

and which piece on the other?

0:36:160:36:18

-It is the...

-Haven't a clue.

0:36:220:36:24

I do, sorry. Do you play chess?

0:36:240:36:26

Work it out.

0:36:260:36:28

King and queen, castles are at the end,

0:36:280:36:30

and then you have the knight.

0:36:300:36:34

-Is the knight the one on the horse?

-Yes.

0:36:340:36:36

-I think it's the bishop.

-OK.

0:36:380:36:40

-I don't know, so...

-Bishop.

-The Bishop.

0:36:400:36:43

Bishop is correct. I can see how one could get suddenly confused by that.

0:36:430:36:47

-That's our Sports question.

-Over-thinking it.

-Yes.

0:36:470:36:50

-Let's hope so.

-Eggheads, your first question.

0:36:500:36:53

The word Kahuna, used in expressions such as the Big Kahuna,

0:36:530:36:58

has its origins in the indigenous language of which US state?

0:36:580:37:01

-Hawaii?

-Was that Big Kahuna? Must be Hawaii.

-Yeah.

0:37:050:37:08

Yes, Hawaii.

0:37:080:37:10

I think the Ks and Hs give it away, Jeremy. It's Hawaii.

0:37:100:37:13

Hawaii. What is Kahuna, do you know?

0:37:130:37:16

-The mountain, or...?

-Might be more like a chief.

0:37:160:37:18

A chief, yeah. You're pretty much right, a wise man or shaman.

0:37:180:37:22

Hawaii is the right answer.

0:37:220:37:24

Back to you, Challengers.

0:37:240:37:26

You're doing well. Which famous song begins with the lines,

0:37:260:37:30

"I am he, as you are he, as you are me and we are all together,

0:37:300:37:36

"See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly."?

0:37:360:37:40

I Am The Walrus.

0:37:460:37:47

I Am The Walrus.

0:37:470:37:48

-I Am The Walrus. Yes, you're right. I Am The Walrus.

-Good, good, good.

0:37:480:37:52

-Yes, yes.

-Yes, yes, they say.

0:37:520:37:54

Eggheads, got a feeling about this contest.

0:37:540:37:58

I'm wondering if you might come unstuck.

0:37:580:38:00

Which European country's flag consists of a yellow sun

0:38:000:38:04

with eight broadening rays extending to the edges of a red background?

0:38:040:38:09

-ALL:

-Macedonia.

-Yeah?

0:38:140:38:15

Albania has got the...

0:38:170:38:19

-Big black thing...

-..eagle.

0:38:190:38:21

And Serbia is a horizontal tricolour,

0:38:210:38:23

which is also got a coat of arms on it.

0:38:230:38:25

-So, yeah, Macedonia.

-We're all happy that's Macedonia, Jeremy.

0:38:250:38:29

Macedonia is quite right.

0:38:290:38:31

2-2. Now, this is important. This is your third question.

0:38:310:38:35

Get this right, you may not need to do any more work.

0:38:350:38:38

Get it wrong, it's in their hands.

0:38:380:38:40

Which British fashion designer drove a tank to David Cameron's home

0:38:410:38:47

in a protest against fracking in September 2015?

0:38:470:38:50

Vivienne Westwood.

0:38:560:38:57

Oh, you know that.

0:38:570:38:59

Vivienne Westwood is correct.

0:38:590:39:00

Three out of three.

0:39:020:39:04

Will that be enough? Let's see. Eggheads,

0:39:060:39:09

who wrote Hangover Square

0:39:090:39:12

and the trilogy 20,000 Streets Under The Sky?

0:39:120:39:16

-Read them both.

-Patrick Hamilton.

-It is, yeah. Brilliant writer.

0:39:220:39:25

I've read them both, Jeremy. Absolutely fantastic writer.

0:39:250:39:29

It's Patrick Hamilton.

0:39:290:39:30

-That's annoying.

-It is, isn't it?

0:39:310:39:33

-Very.

-Patrick Hamilton is correct.

0:39:330:39:36

Eggheads, 3-3.

0:39:360:39:38

All right, we go to Sudden Death.

0:39:390:39:41

You know what this entails.

0:39:410:39:42

-Yep.

-I don't give you options.

0:39:420:39:44

Keep on keeping on. Are you going to be the first celebrity team to beat

0:39:440:39:47

them after eight have fallen?

0:39:470:39:49

Can you do it?

0:39:490:39:50

In the UK, which patron saint's feast day is celebrated April 23rd?

0:39:500:39:56

St George? Yeah, St George.

0:39:560:39:59

-Is it?

-Yeah.

-St George.

0:39:590:40:01

George is right. Well done. St George.

0:40:010:40:04

Eggheads, to stay in.

0:40:040:40:05

What is the name of the letter that directly follows Delta

0:40:070:40:10

in the classical Greek alphabet?

0:40:100:40:12

-Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon.

-Yeah.

0:40:150:40:18

-Epsilon.

-That's Epsilon, Jeremy.

0:40:180:40:21

Epsilon is right.

0:40:210:40:23

Challengers...

0:40:230:40:24

Seascape, A Delicate Balance and Three Tall Women

0:40:260:40:31

are Pulitzer Prize-winning plays by which American playwright?

0:40:310:40:36

-Do you know?

-No, I don't.

0:40:360:40:37

Shall we have a guess?

0:40:370:40:39

Well, let's think of American playwrights.

0:40:400:40:43

-So it's Seascape...

-Three Tall Women...

0:40:430:40:46

-It's not something like...

-Pulitzer Prize-winning.

0:40:480:40:52

-It's not Tennessee Williams or...?

-No, I don't think so.

0:40:520:40:56

It's not Arthur Miller?

0:40:560:40:57

-No. I get a bit sketchy after Arthur Miller.

-Yeah, yeah.

0:40:570:41:00

They sound like 1930s, don't they? That's the thing.

0:41:020:41:06

Can I look on my phone?

0:41:060:41:07

We could but they've confiscated them!

0:41:070:41:09

Let's think of American playwrights.

0:41:090:41:12

Apart from Arthur Miller and Tennessee Williams.

0:41:120:41:16

Maybe we need to go for one of those?

0:41:180:41:20

-Cos that's all we know.

-Exactly, I think we're going to have to.

0:41:200:41:22

-Shall we try Arthur Miller?

-Yeah.

0:41:220:41:25

OK, let's give him a go.

0:41:250:41:27

-OK.

-It's not that, but...

0:41:270:41:28

Arthur Miller.

0:41:280:41:30

Arthur Miller

0:41:300:41:31

is the wrong answer. Let's just see. Eggheads?

0:41:310:41:34

-Edward Albee.

-Edward Albee.

-Oh, you all say it.

0:41:340:41:36

Edward Albee was the answer, Challengers.

0:41:360:41:39

It's in their hands now. Can they win?

0:41:390:41:41

Your question. The 2016 novel Holding is the first novel

0:41:410:41:45

written by which broadcaster and talk-show host?

0:41:450:41:48

-Not a clue.

-I think it might be Graham Norton.

0:41:490:41:52

I'm not sure. He did write one in 2016 which was very well received.

0:41:530:41:58

-Right.

-That's the only problem I was having.

0:41:580:42:00

I couldn't remember anything about him having done it but if you're

0:42:000:42:03

-happy with that, I'm happy with that.

-I think so.

0:42:030:42:05

-Yeah?

-I think so.

0:42:050:42:06

-I'm not certain.

-I've no idea. I'm not certain.

0:42:060:42:08

If there are any other suggestions...

0:42:080:42:12

But I know he did do one in 2016 which was very...

0:42:120:42:15

..well received by the critics, I thought.

0:42:170:42:18

Better than anything I've got. Are you happy with that, Lisa?

0:42:180:42:21

-I'm happy.

-I may be wrong.

-Yeah.

0:42:210:42:22

Kevin seems to think it's Graham Norton, so that is our answer.

0:42:220:42:26

This troubled you a bit, didn't it, cos two of you had nothing on...

0:42:260:42:29

-Not a clue.

-Nothing. Do you know this one?

0:42:290:42:31

-I think it's Graham Norton.

-I thought it was Jeremy Vine!

0:42:310:42:35

If only! They would deliberately get it wrong if it was me.

0:42:350:42:39

If you've got it right, the contest is over.

0:42:390:42:41

The correct answer is...

0:42:410:42:43

Graham Norton. We say congratulations, Eggheads.

0:42:430:42:46

You have won.

0:42:460:42:48

-We didn't disgrace ourselves.

-No, not at all.

-Well done.

0:42:480:42:51

-Worthy winners.

-Did you enjoy that?

0:42:540:42:55

-Well, we didn't disgrace ourselves so that's OK.

-No!

0:42:550:42:58

You did a 3-3 in final for heaven's sake.

0:42:580:43:00

-You were toe-to-toe.

-I think however long it had gone on,

0:43:000:43:03

we knew they were going to beat us in the end, so actually, you know...

0:43:030:43:07

Honestly, there are questions where suddenly they draw a blank.

0:43:070:43:10

I've seen it so many times. Listen, thank you so much for playing.

0:43:100:43:13

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-I hope you had a good time.

0:43:130:43:15

Our commiserations to these brilliant celebs of Seamingly Clueless,

0:43:150:43:18

who weren't clueless at all, by the way.

0:43:180:43:20

The Eggheads have done what comes naturally to them,

0:43:200:43:23

this winning streak continues.

0:43:230:43:24

It does mean that the celebs haven't won the £9,000,

0:43:240:43:27

so we'll take that money over to our next show.

0:43:270:43:29

It's going to be 10,000.

0:43:290:43:30

Eggheads, congratulations.

0:43:300:43:32

Who will beat you?

0:43:320:43:34

Join us next time to see if a new team of Celebrity Challengers

0:43:340:43:37

have the brains to defeat the Eggheads for 10,000.

0:43:370:43:41

Until then, goodbye.

0:43:410:43:43

Jeremy Vine hosts a special celebrity edition of the show where every day a new team of challengers take on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain - the Eggheads.

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