Episode 3 Celebrity Mastermind

First in the spotlight tonight is the DJ Mary Anne Hobbs

on the late, great motorcyclist, Barry Sheene.

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Next, the actor and comedian Neil Fitzmaurice

on the films of Robert De Niro.

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The CBBC presenter Katie Thistleton answers questions

on the life and work of Rachel Green from Friends.

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And Johnny Ball, the man who put maths on the telly.

His subject - the scientist, Michael Faraday.

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Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind with me, John Humphrys

and four celebrities who were persuaded

to put their dignity on the line a few weeks ago

but may well now be having second thoughts as the terror

of the black chair becomes a reality.

They get 90 seconds of questions on their Specialist Subject

and two minutes on General Knowledge.

Their fee goes to charity but one of them wins the trophy

and the honour of becoming a Mastermind.

So let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

And your name is?

Mary Anne Hobbs.

Your chosen charity?

Shelter.

And your chosen subject?

Barry Sheene.

Barry Sheene in 90 seconds.

Sheene was a British World Champion Grand Prix motorcycle racer.

Which cartoon character was featured on the front of Sheen's famous

black and gold helmet?

-Donald Duck.

-Yes.

Which American rider beat Sheene by just three one-hundredths

of a second at Silverstone in 1979?

-Kenny Roberts.

-Yeah.

What was Sheene's favourite number with which he raced after

being allocated it for the Daytona 200 in 1974?

-Seven.

-Yes.

In 1977, in which country did Sheene set a long-standing record

for the fastest lap in a Grand Prix at an average speed

of over 135 miles per hour?

-Belgium.

-Yes.

On which Suzuki bike did Sheene make his debut in the 1974 500cc World

Championships? He went on to win the World title with it in 1976 and '77?

Pass.

At which fashionable London nightclub did Sheene first meet

the model Stephanie McLean, whom he married many years later?

-Stringfellows.

-No, Tramps.

Which former Beatle became a close friend of Sheene after they met at

the '77 Formula One Grand Prix at Long Beach, California?

-George Harrison.

-Yes.

At which Grand Prix did Sheene ride his last World Championship race

in '84? He didn't complete the race

because of ignition problems.

-San Marino.

-Yes.

What was the name of the former boxing champion who appeared

alongside Sheene in adverts for a body scent,

encouraging users to splash it all over?

-Henry Cooper.

-Yes.

In 2002, at which venue did Sheene win his last race in Britain

to clinch the Lennox Cup?

He had been diagnosed with cancer and died the following year.

-Goodwood Festival of Speed 2002.

-Yes.

What was the name of the eight-times world champion

who became one of his bitterest rivals?

They fell out both professionally and personally?

-Carl Fogarty.

-Phil Read.

Which famous racing event did Sheene consider...

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..too dangerous for World Championship competition?

He competed in it only once but failed to finish?

-The TT Races.

-Indeed. One pass.

The Suzuki bike was the RG500.

-Of course it was, John.

-Of course it was. We all knew that.

-You have 9 points.

-Thank you very much.

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And our next contender, please.

And your name is?

-Neil Fitzmaurice.

-Chosen charity?

Zoe's Place in Liverpool.

And your chosen subject?

The Films of Robert De Niro.

Robert De Niro's films. Here we go.

De Niro won his first Oscar for his performance

in which 1974 film sequel directed by Francis Ford Coppola?

-Godfather II.

-Yes.

In The Deer Hunter, Michael, played by De Niro,

returns to Vietnam in search of his friend who has gone AWOL

and finds him playing Russian roulette in a bar.

What's his friend's name?

Christopher Walken. Not sure what his name is in it. Pass.

In Angel Heart, what's the name of De Niro's character who

hires the private investigator, Harry Angel, to track down a singer

-called Johnny Favorite?

-Louis Cyphre.

-Yes.

Which Oscar-winner has directed De Niro in eight films since the '70s,

including Mean Streets, Taxi Driver and New York, New York?

Martin Scorsese.

In Once Upon A Time In America, Noodles phones the police

with a tip-off that Max is going to rob which bank?

Er, pass.

In Cape Fear, Max Cady has "My Time Is At Hand" tattooed on one forearm

and a quote from the Book of Romans tattooed on the other.

What's it read?

-Pass.

-The climactic shoot-out in Heat between Neil McCauley

and Lieutenant Vincent Hanna takes place at which airport?

-Er, JFK.

-No, Los Angeles International.

At the end of Raging Bull, the washed-up former boxer Jake La Motta

recites a speech from a Marlon Brando film

to warm up for his stage act. What film?

-On The Waterfront.

-Yes.

In Meet the Parents, Jack Byrnes used to work for the CIA

but, as a cover, says he worked in what business?

Er, pass.

What is the full name of the senator whose campaign

Travis Bickle offers to join in order to meet Betsy, whom he's admired from afar?

-Pass.

-In which 1990 film, based on Nicholas Pileggi's book Wiseguy,

does De Niro play the career criminal Jimmy Conway?

-Goodfellas.

-Yes. In The King of Comedy, who stands in...

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..as the host of The Jerry Langford Show when Langford is kidnapped

by aspiring comedian Rupert Pupkin?

Er... pass.

I can tell you, because your time is up, Tony Randall.

And your other passes,

Charles Palantine was the full name of that senator.

Flowers is what Jack Byrnes used as a cover.

"Vengeance Is Mine" was what Cady had tattooed on the other arm.

The bank they wanted to raid was the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.

And in The Deer Hunter, Nicky was his friend's name.

Neil, you have 5 points.

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And our next contender, please.

And your name is?

-Katie Thistleton.

-Your chosen charity?

-FOP Friends.

-And your chosen subject?

-The life and times of Rachel Green.

-Rachel Green, here we go.

Rachel Green is a character from the hit American sitcom Friends.

At the start of the series she lives off credit cards funded by her father

before finding a job at which coffee shop?

-Central Perk.

-Yes.

In series two, Rachel dates a man who looks a lot like Ross,

prompting Chandler to say if they ever lose Ross they'll have a spare.

-What is the man called?

-Russ.

Yes. In The One At The Beach, what is the name of Ross's girlfriend

whom Rachel persuades to shave her head so that Ross will go off her?

-Bonnie.

-Yeah.

Which actor plays Ross's old friend Will Colbert? He hates Rachel

because she was horrible to him in high school when he was fat?

-Brad Pitt.

-Yes.

In The One With The Ball, Rachel owns a cat called Mrs Whiskerson.

-What breed is it?

-Sphinx.

-It is.

In The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, she is over familiar with

Mr Zelner, the man interviewing her for a job

at a famous fashion house. Which one?

-Um, Ralph Lauren.

-Yeah.

Which Oscar-winning actress plays Rachel's spoiled sister, Jill,

who comes to stay with Rachel to learn how to survive without

-her father's money?

-Reese Witherspoon.

-Yeah.

To which city, where Ross is about to marry Emily,

does Rachel make a last-minute dash

after realising she still loves him?

-London.

-Yes.

When Rachel tries to tell her father she's pregnant,

she loses her nerve and instead blurts out she has got what device?

Pass.

After Rachel has a baby girl following a long and tedious labour,

she rejects Ross's ideas for baby names

and finally settles on one suggested by Monica. What is it?

-Emma.

-Yes. In The One With The Late Thanksgiving,

what type of event are Phoebe and Rachel attending with Emma

that prevents them from arriving on time for Monica's dinner?

-A baby pageant.

-Yes, a beauty pageant.

What dessert from Momma's Little Bakery do Rachel and Chandler eat

-after it is accidently delivered...

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..to their door instead of to their neighbour, Mrs Braverman?

-A cheesecake.

-Cheesecake is correct.

You had one pass. The rather bizarre answer to that,

in telling her father she was pregnant, she says she's got a TiVo.

-Yes.

-Anyway, Katie, you got 11 points.

-Thank you.

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And our final contender, please.

-And your name is?

-Johnny Ball.

-And your chosen charity?

-Action For Children.

Chosen subject?

-Michael Faraday.

-Michael Faraday in 90 seconds.

Faraday was a 19th-century scientist famed for his

contributions to the fields of electricity and magnetism.

What was the name of the chemist who gave Faraday his first scientific job

at the Royal Institution as a lab assistant?

-Humphry Davy.

-Yeah.

Which gaseous element did Faraday succeed in liquefying in 1823?

-Chlorine.

-Yes.

What was the name of the clergyman at Trinity College, Cambridge,

with whom Faraday devised the words anode and cathode, electrolysis and ions?

Pass.

In 1825, he joined a Royal Society sub-committee

for the improvement of what?

-Pass.

-In a letter of November 1831 to Richard Phillips,

Faraday says he has discovered two kinds of induction.

One is magneto-electric. What is the other?

-Alternate.

-No, Volta-Electric.

Who endowed the Professorship of Chemistry at the Royal Institution

in 1833 on the condition that its first holder should be Faraday?

Ooh, pass.

Which award did the Royal Society give to Faraday in 1832?

He received it again in 1838.

Copley.

To which organisation was Faraday appointed scientific adviser in 1836?

He stayed in that post until 1865.

Trinity House.

Faraday died in 1867 in a grace and favour house that he had been given

in 1858. The house was on a green near which historic royal palace?

Hampton Court.

In 1861, Faraday delivered his last series of Christmas lectures for children

and allowed them to be published. What was their title?

Chemical History Of The Candle.

What name did Faraday give to the weak form of magnetism he investigated in 1845?

He concluded it was present in all substances,

unlike paramagnetism and ferromagnetism.

BEEP

I pass!

Ha-ha!

I can tell you it was diamagnetism.

You had four passes altogether.

The chap who endowed the professorship of chemistry

was John Fuller.

He joined the Royal Society sub-committee

for the improvement of optical glass.

The Reverend William Whewell was the clergyman with whom

he devised those words such as anode.

You've scored 6 points.

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That's the first round done. Let's have a look at the scores.

In fourth place, Neil Fitzmaurice.

In third place, Johnny Ball.

In second place, Mary Anne Hobbs.

In first place, Katie Thistleton.

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It is now the General Knowledge Round.

If there is a tie at the end of it, the number of passes

is taken into account. The person with the fewer passes is the winner.

Let us get on with it and ask Neil to join us again.

-No avoiding it, Neil!

-There isn't, is there?!

You've been in The Office, Phoenix Nights

and Peep Show,

arguably, three of the most successful sitcoms...ever.

What is the thing that made them work?

You're not allowed to say me.

HE LAUGHS

Good writing. Great writing, I think.

Phoenix Nights, I was lucky enough to co-write with Pete and Dave.

I think it starts with a script

and then it goes on from there.

Phoenix Nights was a joy. It was fantastic.

It was stand-up comedians taking the mickey out of each other all day.

The Office was interesting.

I'm in the first scene of the first episode of The Office.

If you look at that scene again,

you only see my shoulder

and I'm chuckling.

No-one had ever seen this, vis a vis

touching his tie and this character that came to life in front of me.

It was fantastic to watch. Great to watch him do that role.

What a great show. Well, three great shows.

You've got 5 points.

You've now got two minutes of general knowledge. Here we go.

What name is used for a period or cycle of 1,000 years?

A millennium.

What West Country dialect name for rough cider comes from a word for stunted apples?

Scrumpy.

In the 2013 TV film Burton And Taylor, Dominic West played Richard Burton.

Who played Taylor?

Oh, pass.

Springboard and platform are the two main types of which Olympic discipline?

Diving board.

Which Jamaican reggae star born Orville Burrell had his first UK number one album in 2001

with Hot Shot?

Erm...Shabba Ranks.

Shaggy.

What is the term used for the unauthorised accessing

of a computer system or gaining of information stored on another person's phone,

especially voicemail?

Hacking.

Which biblical character, who has a book named after him,

was renowned for his patience in enduring the sufferings that afflicted him?

Don't know. Pass.

What was the real surname of the three literary sisters

who published their first work under the pseudonyms Currer, Ellis, and Acton Bell?

Bronte.

What is mined at Winsford in Cheshire?

The mine is said to be Britain's oldest working example of its type.

Slate.

Salt. What part of a plant produces food by photosynthesis

and allows for the loss of water through transpiration?

The stem.

The leaves. Which dystopian novel by George Orwell

has been adapted for the stage by Robert Icke and Duncan Macmillan?

1984.

What French word for the training of horses is applied to

the first stage of the equestrian three-day event?

Erm...

Dressage.

Which Irish humorist's war memoirs include Monty, His Part In My Victory

and Adolf Hitler, My Part In His Downfall?

Spike Milligan.

What name is shared by 18 French kings who ruled between 814 and 1824?

Louis.

Which song that gave Elvis Presley a number two UK hit in 1956 features

the closing lyrics "Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, you ain't no friend of mine"?

You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog.

Which British cyclist first came to the public's attention

when he won the 4,000 metres individual pursuit gold medal

on his revolutionary Lotus bicycle at the Barcelona Olympics?

Chris Hoy.

Chris Boardman.

What type of large brass instrument is Tubby,

the title character of a song recorded by Danny Kaye in the 1940s?

A tuba.

Tubby the tuba is right.

Two passes.

Job was the biblical character and Helena Bonham Carter

was Elizabeth Taylor, albeit briefly.

-Neil, you've got a total of a very respectable 16 points.

-Thank you.

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Now, Johnny again, please.

I'm sorry to remind you of this fact

but your career in telly does go back a long way.

What on earth made you think

you could make maths entertainment?

It was just what I wanted to do.

I was writing with Play Away then

and I was writing almost all the comedy.

They said, "If you had your own series, what would you do?"

I said, "Maths." I'd planned it, in a way.

I felt there was so much to talk about in maths.

It became maths and science.

We could get anything and everything into the shows.

That's what we did.

What are you? Are you a television presenter or a teacher?

-Never a teacher.

-You could be both.

-I failed at school.

-So you're completely self-taught?

-Yeah.

I became a drummer, then a comedian.

I got into children's television.

I found the integrity of the people I worked with

was so fabulous,

I was more comfortable there.

You started it and it ended with you.

It was your whole... Well, it was your television life.

It was so sad that nobody else did it after I'd done it,

produced shows like that.

I've got a maths book that I want to do.

The history of maths. It's called

Tales Of Maths And Legends.

I just want that to work.

Good luck with it.

You got 6 points. Here we go.

General knowledge. Two minutes.

In education, two of the three Rs are reading and writing. What is the third?

Arithmetic.

In which '60s television show, originally hosted by David Jacobs,

did a panel of music experts vote records hits or misses?

Er...

Oh, good heavens!

How can I pass on that?! Pass!

What is the French equivalent of the Italian antipasto?

Hors d'oeuvre.

Which American author created the characters Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn?

Of course I know!

Ah! Oh! Pass!

In gardening, what name that comes from a German dialect word meaning soft,

is given to a layer of organic material placed on the soil around plants to provide...

Mulch.

..insulation and to keep weeds down?

Which long-running radio programme features a pub called The Bull

and a hotel called Grey Gables?

The Archers.

Which Swiss resort gets its name from its position between

Lake Brienz and Lake Thun?

Ah...

I've been there!

Hazard a guess.

Oh... No. Pass.

In July 2014, who announced his retirement from international football,

after making 114 appearances for England, a number only bettered by Peter Shilton

and David Beckham?

Steven Gerrard.

Which Scottish author wrote The Crow Road,

that was made into a television series in 1996?

Louis Stevenson.

Iain Banks. What word for a stone that unites

two intersecting walls of a building has come to mean something of prime importance

on which an enterprise or set of ideas is based?

Pass.

What four letters normally appear before a colon

at the start of web addresses on the internet?

I don't understand the question! Pass!

All right. A London theatre associated with Shakespeare

was burned down in 1613 when its thatch caught fire

after the discharge of a cannon during a performance of Henry VIII.

Which theatre?

I'm in panic mode!

It happens!

Oh. Oh, that is terrible. Pass.

I'll take that as a pass.

Which comedian accompanied The Wonder Stuff

on the '91 chart-topping single Dizzy?

Pass.

Well, you're put out of your misery because I can tell you

that one - it was Vic Reeves.

-The Globe.

-The Globe. Exactly.

I could ask them all again and you'd get them all.

HTTP are the letters on the internet.

I didn't understand it.

The cornerstone is the word for stone....

Interlaken is the Swiss resort.

I got that wrong. The one I couldn't think of was wrong.

You'll be very cross with Mark Twain,

which you didn't get.

Who wrote Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer.

Even more cross - Jukebox Jury.

Ha! Ha!

Blame the chair, Johnny.

BOTH TALK AT ONCE

You're into double figures. You got 11 points.

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Mary Anne again, please.

You've gone through an interesting sort of musical...life.

Punk, heavy metal, electronica,

dubstep.

I have. It's all true.

I guess I'm kind of a child of John Peel, really.

When I was a kid, I had a radio about as big as a sardine can.

In the dead of night, I used to sit in my bed

with the blankets all the way over my head like this

and scroll across the dial looking for John Peel's programme.

I guess Peel always stood at a kind of gateway

to an alternate universe for me.

Is it true to say

that it's relatively easy to be a generalist pop DJ,

but if you've got to specialise, as you've done,

you've got to get it right because you'll be sussed out otherwise

by those people who really know, the real enthusiasts, is that fair?

Yes. I think that's fair.

It's a really delicate specialist subject

and you kind of have to be on top of your game, really.

But I'm lucky because I'm supported by an absolutely incredible team.

I think when you get that chemistry right,

you can create a kind of real magic, I hope,

that resonates with an audience on a global level, really.

Well, you've done very well at it.

-You've got 9 points in this particular programme.

-Yes.

Let's see how you do with your general knowledge.

Here we go. In Alice's Adventure In Wonderland,

which cat slowly disappears, tail first, leaving only its grin?

-Pass.

-Which Australia word for the cut-off loop of a river

is mentioned in the song Waltzing Matilda?

Pass.

What name for the tightly fitting bell-bottomed trousers that were

in fashion in the '70s comes from a slang term for "to be a layabout"?

-Flares.

-Loons.

Who topped the UK singles chart for the first time in 1988

with I Should Be So Lucky?

-Pass.

-How was the Greek hero Odysseus known to the Romans?

-Evil.

-Ulysses.

Russian Roulette, the story of an assassin, is the 10th and final book

in the series by Anthony Horowitz featuring which boy agent?

-Pass.

-In gardening, what name is given to herbaceous plants

that live for more than two years?

-Biannual.

-Perennial. Close.

A Japanese alcoholic drink, sometimes known as rice wine,

comes in several basic types depending on the method of brewing

and the different percentage of milling in the rice used.

Which drink?

-Saki.

-Which city is Germany's financial centre.

It's the home of its main stock exchange,

the country's central Bank, the Bundesbank,

and the European Central bank?

-Berlin.

-Frankfurt.

Whom did Andy Murray appoint as his new coach in June 2014

in succession to Ivan Lendl, who parted company with him in March?

She was female, but I don't know her name.

Which department store's clothing section featured

in the television series Are You Being Served?

I don't know, pass.

Which former member of the Beatles collaborated on Liverpool Oratorio

with the American composer Carl Davis?

It was first performed in 1991.

-John Lennon.

-Paul McCartney.

Whom did the nightclub owner Jack Ruby shoot dead

in the Dallas Police headquarters on 24 November 1963?

-A bad man.

-Lee Harvey Oswald.

By what the name is the mountainous area of the north of Scotland known?

-Pass.

-Well, I can tell you

because you are out of time. The Highlands.

-Oh!

-I know, I know.

-I think I'm in the wrong chair, John.

Well, you're not alone in being jinxed by the chair.

-Here are your passes. The Grace Brothers, that was the...

-Of course.

In Are You Being Served?

Amelie Mauresmo was appointed by Andy Murray as his new coach.

Alex Rider was the hero in the Anthony Horovitz series.

Kylie Minogue topped the UK singles chart,

-but that's not your sort of music.

-Not really.

Billabong is the cut-off loop of a river.

And the Cheshire Cat disappeared leaving just the grin.

-You now have a total, Mary Anne, of 10 points.

-Thank you.

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And finally, Katie again, please.

Now, CBBC,

and you have a sort of co-presenter.

I do. Usually I co-present with a dog, which is a bit unusual.

-Dogs aren't terribly bright, are they?

-Er, no.

Thanks for that!

-This, I'm assuming, is Dodge.

-This is Dodge, my co-star.

-Hi, Mr Humphrys.

-Hello, Dodge, how are you?

Listen, I've brought my phone, so I'll text you the answers, OK?

-Oh, thanks.

-Do that with your eyebrows again, with your fringe.

-Do we get extra points if I do that?

-Yes, of course you do.

Oh, thanks. Katie, give him the pig, he might let you through.

OK, we've got a present for you, John.

I'm not trying to butter you up, but it's Pig with 'tache,

one of our popular characters.

-It's just a pig with a moustache basically.

-I can see that.

Do you take bribes?

Rather more handsome, if I may say so, than the dog.

-Sorry, dog, nothing...

-Next time we'll go on Celebrity MasterChef.

I think we'd better move on, really. Thank you very much indeed, Dodge.

Thanks, Dodge.

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-Katie, you've been upstaged.

-That too.

Nonetheless, this is... Your moment has come

because the score to beat is 16.

You begin with a score of 11. Here we go. Two minutes.

Noddy Holder was the lead singer of which chart-topping group?

Oh, pass.

Which area in west London gives its name to a sweet currant bun

first made there in the 17th century?

I don't know, sorry.

Sally Ride became the first American woman to make what journey in 1983?

-Across the Amazon?

-No, into space.

In which capital city's harbour is there a bronze statue

of Hans Christian Andersen's Little Mermaid?

Liverpool.

Copen... Copenhagen.

Which author, whose first novel was White Teeth won

the 2006 Orange Prize with On Beauty,

a loose, contemporary reworking of EM Forster's Howards End?

Oh, pass.

What is the usual number of balls bowled in a cricket over,

not counting wides and no-balls?

-Three.

-Six.

In which American city's French quarter

is the traditional jazz centre the Preservation Hall?

-Paris?

-New Orleans.

The word "bovine" refers to cows and oxen.

To what animals does the word "ovine" refer?

Think of an animal.

-Sheep.

-Yes. What takes place in the House of Commons

every Wednesday afternoon when the House is sitting?

It starts at 12 noon and lasts about half an hour.

-Pass.

-Part of Mendelssohn's Incidental Music

To A Midsummer Night's Dream is traditionally played

at what type of ceremonial occasion, usually in church?

-A christening.

-A wedding.

Which actress found fame as Vivian Ward

in the title role of the 1990 film Pretty Woman?

Julia Roberts.

What is the first name of Bertie Wooster's manservant Jeeves,

the gentleman's gentleman created by PG Wodehouse?

Oh, pass.

Whose first three UK solo hits, Got To Be There, Rockin' Robin

and Ain't No Sunshine came from his 1972 debut album Got To Be There?

-Bill Withers.

-Michael Jackson.

Which actress and comedian, now a clinical psychologist,

wrote a bestselling biography about her husband Billy Connolly?

I can't remember her name, I'm sorry.

Which Asian special administrative region has hosted

a prestigious annual rugby union sevens tournament since 1976?

-Pass.

-Which noisy and aggressive bird

commonly found in gardens has

a glossy green-black summer plumage

and emits a variety of chuckles and whistles

along with many imitations of other birds?

-Think of a bird.

-Crow.

-No, starling.

-Oh, that was terrible.

Well, you know, it happens.

Let's give you your passes, there were seven of them.

Hong Kong is where the rugby union sevens have been playing for a long time.

-Pamela Stephenson, Billy Connolly's husband.

-I knew that.

Bertie Wooster's manservant's first name was Reginald.

Prime Minister's Questions happens on Wednesdays.

The author, White Teeth and all that, Zadie Smith.

-Chelsea, the Chelsea bun.

-Oh!

And Slade, Noddy Holder.

-I can't believe I didn't get Slade.

-I know, I know. No explaining it.

-Anyway, Katie, you've got 13 points.

-Thank you.

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So Neil held the lead. Let's look at all the scores.

In fourth place with 10 points, Mary Anne Hobbs.

In third place with 11 points, Johnny Ball.

Second place, 13 points, Katie Thistleton.

First place, 16 points, Neil Fitzmaurice.

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-Congratulations.

-Thank you very much. Wow.

-I know.

What are you going to do with it?

I don't know, it'd be good for cutting pizza maybe.

-I wondered about shaving.

-Maybe. No, it's going to take pride of place.

-Somewhere.

-And it's going to go down as a memorable day

when I managed to con an award out of someone.

-I don't know how I won that.

-There'll be many more. Well done.

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