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First in the spotlight tonight is the actor Vincent Franklin | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
and his specialist subject the Pixar films. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
The Olympic sprinter Christian Malcolm | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
answers questions on Olympic sprinting. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Radio Five Live presenter Chris Warburton and | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
his subject - Reeves and Mortimer. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
And the comedian Graham Fellows on the yachtsman Donald Crowhurst. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind with me, John Humphrys. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
Now, this might be the point at which our four contenders are asking | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
themselves, "Why did I ever agree to put myself through this?" | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
There's no fee in it, they're doing it for charity. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
On the other hand, there is a lot at stake, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
not least the honour of becoming a Celebrity Mastermind. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
The usual rules, of course, 90 seconds on their specialist subject | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
and two minutes on general knowledge, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
so let's ask our first contender to join us, please. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
-And your name is? -Vincent Franklin. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-Your chosen charity? -Scene & Heard. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
-And your chosen subject? -The films of Disney Pixar 1995 to 2014. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:45 | |
In 90 seconds, starting now... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
The Pixar productions logo sequence at the beginning of the films | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
includes what office item jumping on the letter I in the word Pixar? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
An anglepoise lamp. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
In Up, Carl and Ellie save money in a glass jar | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
throughout their lives to take a trip to a South American location | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
described as a land lost in time. What's the place called? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Paradise Falls. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
What is the name of the actor who regularly has a voice part in Pixar's | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
feature films, including PT Flea in A Bugs Life and Gordon in Brave? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
John Ratzenberger. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
In Toy Story 2, Woody learns that he is | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
a character from a television show called Woody's what? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Roundup. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
In Brave, Merida meets a witch who gives her some wooden carvings and a | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
spell in the form of a cake that turns Merida's | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
mother into a bear. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
What object does Merida give the witch in exchange? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
A pendant. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
In ratatouille, when Remy the rat unexpectedly finds | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
himself in the sewers of Paris underneath one of the city's | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
finest restaurants, his only possession is a book by Auguste Gusteau. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
-What is the title of the book? -Anyone Can Cook. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Mike's chameleon-like roommate in Monsters University is | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
Sully's main rival scarer in Monsters, Inc. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
What is his name? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Pass. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
What is the name of the cutest little | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
town in Carburettor County according to Mater, the tow | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
truck, who becomes Lightning McQueen's best friend in Cars? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Radiator Springs. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
When Edna E Mode makes Mr Incredible a new costume, she refuses to include | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
what feature that he asks for on health and safety grounds? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Cape. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
Unknown to Wall-E, EVE's directive is to find plant life. He innocently | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
presents her with a seedling that he's found and put into what object? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
A boot. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
In Toy Story 3... END OF ROUND BUZZER | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
..the toys try to fix Buzz Lightyear after he's been put back | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
to his factory setting by Lotso's gang | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
but, instead of English, he starts speaking in what language? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Spanish. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Spanish is correct. You had just the one pass, Vincent. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
The name of Mike's chameleon-like roommate was Randall or Randy. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
But you scored ten points. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
And our next contender, please. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-And your name is? -Christian Malcolm. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
-Your chosen charity? -Action For Children Fostering Wales. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
-And your chosen subject? -Olympic sprinters. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Olympic sprinters. In 90 seconds, here we go. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Which sprinter field failed to qualify for the American | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
team in Atlanta in 1996 | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
but won the 100m gold medal at the following Games in Sydney? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Michael Johnson. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Maurice Greene. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
Who won the 100m gold medal in Moscow in 1980 to become the first | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
British winner of the event since Harold Abrahams in 1924? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Alan Wells. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Which former world record holder false | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
started in the final of the 100m in Barcelona | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
and eventually finished fifth with the gold going to Linford Christie? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
Pass. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
Who tore a hamstring during his 400m | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
semi-final in Barcelona in 1992, | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
but limped to the finish line with the help of his father? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Derek Redmond. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
Two British athletes ran in the final of the 200m in Barcelona, | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
one was John Regis, who was the other? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Marcus Adam. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
What is the nationality of brothers Kevin and Jonathan Borlee, who came | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
fifth and sixth respectively in the 400m final at London 2012? | 0:04:55 | 0:05:00 | |
Belgium. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
After Ben Johnson was disqualified from the 100m | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
in Seoul, Carl Lewis was awarded the gold medal, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Linford Christie took silver and who got the bronze? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Calvin Smith. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Who won silver medals in the men's 100 and 200m in Barcelona | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
and then again in Atlanta, | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
where he was beaten by two world record breaking runs? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Frankie Fredericks. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
In 1980, which Soviet athlete became the last non-American runner | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
to win the 400m Olympic gold medal prior to Kirani James in 2012? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Viktor Markin. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Which former world record holder was injured during the 100m | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
final in London | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
and finished in last place over two seconds behind the next athlete? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
END OF ROUND BUZZER | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Pass. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Well, I can tell you because your time is up. It was Asafa Powell. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
-Asafa Powell. -And you had one other pass. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
That former world record holder who false started - he was Leroy Burrell. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
You've scored, though, Christian, seven points. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
And our next contender, please. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-And you name is? -Chris Warburton. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Your chosen charity? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
The Charnwood Trust. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
-And your chosen subject? -Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Reeves and Mortimer, here we go. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
In Bang, Bang, It's Reeves And Mortimer, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
which television presenter is asked by Davey and Donald Stott, | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
on their chat show, are the artist impressions on Crimewatch | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
drawn by you or a monkey? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
Nick Ross. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
In The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer, Paul Whitehouse and Mark Williams join Vic | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
and Bob to play which glam rock group in residence and on holiday? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Slade. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
In House Of Fools, Vic and Bob's neighbour, Julian, trusts them | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
with the safety of an object that she plans to offer to Bruce Willis to | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
persuade him to star in a film version of a novel. What object? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
A pork pie. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
In Catterick, which actor plays Dan The Seafood Man, DI Fowler's partner | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Webster and the abusive manager of the Mermaid Hotel Roy Oates? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
Matt Lucas. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
In The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer in The Antiques Road Show, Whisky and Brandy Bolland | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
open the doors of a wardrobe and find the pop star Prince living inside what? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
A termite mound. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
In Vic Reeves Big Night Out, what is the name of Vic's lab-coat-wearing assistant, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
who can't help but raise a smile whenever he sees | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
a spirit level and can apparently self-reproduce without fertilisation? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Les. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
In House Of Fools, the television presenter Dominic Littlewood | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
presents Bob with which award? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Toupee Of The Year. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-Wig Of The Year. -Yeah, Wig-wearer Of The Year. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
In The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer, what's the name of the pair of Frenchmen who get | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
a roundabout spinning in a children's playground | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
by the sheer volume of their extraordinary flatulence? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Le Corbusier et Papin. -Yes. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
In Catterick, Pat The Barman in the Siberian Khatru pub is | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
constantly trying to promote a dish that he | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
describes as a type of flattened chicken. What is it? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-Uh... -HE LAUGHS | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
Pass. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
In House Of Fools, Vic wants to win a chimp... BUZZER | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
..which is first prize in a competition to provide a genuine photograph | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
of a real living what? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Pass. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
I'll tell you, ghost. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-Yes, ghost. -Yeah, a real living ghost. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Right, and the other pass... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
He was trying to promote a dish that he had - flattened chicken. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
-BOTH: -Spatchcock. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-You member it now. It's easy when it's stopped, isn't it? -It is. -Yeah. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
-Chris, you've got eight points. -OK. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
And our final contender, please. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
-And your name is? -Graham Fellows. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
-Your chosen charity? -The MS Trust. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-And your chosen subject. -Donald Crowhurst. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Donald Crowhurst. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
In 90 seconds... | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Crowhurst was a sailor who vanished during the 1968/69 | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Sunday Times Round The World Yacht Race, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
what name was given to the 40-foot trimaran in which he set off on the race? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
The Teignmouth Electron. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Which local caravan dealer agreed to sponsor Crowhurst's entry | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
in the race but insisted that his business would have | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
to buy back the yacht if he pulled out of the race? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Stanley Best. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
The boat's hulls were built at Cox Marine at Brightlingsea. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Which company assembled and fitted her out | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
at their boat yard in Brundle, Norfolk? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Eastwoods. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
What was the name of the owner of the Devon news agency who persuaded | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Crowhurst to start his race in Teignmouth and became his publicist? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Rodney Hallworth. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
What was the name of Crowhurst's family house | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
in Bridgwater, Somerset he feared he'd have two sell it | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
if he didn't win the prize money in the race? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Pass. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
On which 20-foot sloop had Crowhurst gained most of his previous sailing experience? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
Pot of gold. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
On what date in 1968 did Crowhurst finally set | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
sail from Teignmouth on the last day in which he could join the | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
round the world race according to the rules? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
October the 31st. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
Crowhurst secretly put into a small Argentine | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
port on the 6th of March 1969 to carry out urgent repairs and that | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
would have led to instant disqualification if it came to light. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
What was the name of the port? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Rio Salado. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
Which yachtsman dropped out of the race when his boat sank off the | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Azores in May '69, making Crowhurst the likely fastest voyage? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
Nigel Tetley. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
Yes. A Norwegian cargo ship passed close to the Teignmouth Electron | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
on 25 June 1969. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
Its captain noted the Crowhurst seemed in good physical shape. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
What was the name of the ship? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
HMS Picardy. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
No, Cuyahoga. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
15 days after this sighting, which Royal Mail vessel | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
located and picked up the Teignmouth Electron | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
deserted and drifting in mid-Atlantic? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
The Picardy. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
That was the Picardy, indeed. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
You had just one pass, Graham. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
The name of Crowhurst's family house in Somerset was Woodlands. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
You've scored nine points. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
Well, a very close first round. Let's have a look at the scores. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
In fourth place, seven points, Christian. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Third place, eight points, Chris. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Second place, nine points, Graham. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
First place, ten points. Vincent. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
And the general knowledge round now | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
and, if there's a tie at the end of it, then the number of passes | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
is taken into account and the person with the fewer passes is the winner. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
So let's get on with it and ask Christian to join us again, please. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
And it's not long since you retired from sprinting. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:18 | |
A very, very successful career you had. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Lots of medals and all the rest of it but, once it's all over, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
do you say, "That's it, I don't have to train any more"? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
I'd like to but, if I'm honest, I find it very difficult. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
For about the first six, seven weeks, I stopped, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
I didn't do anything, and then, all of a sudden, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
I just felt my body just calling me back to the track | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
to do some kind of training, so what I do is now I play football | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
a couple of times a week with my friends and I go to the gym as well. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
-I don't run, I don't do any sprinting. -Ah, you don't? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
I'm done with sprinting and I'm a sprinter | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
so I won't be doing no marathons, so no long-distance running. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Because of course that's the way a lot of people go, isn't it? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Yeah, you won't see me out on the streets jogging. No way. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
How incredibly sensible of you. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
And, if you were asked by a young teenager | 0:11:58 | 0:12:04 | |
why they should become an athlete, what would you say? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
I think, for me, athletics... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
I didn't on holiday before the age of 17, | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
never travelled the world or anything like that. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
My very first time travelling was going on a plane at 17 | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
representing Great Britain to go to the World Juniors, | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
and, ever since then, I was travelling on a plane | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
20, 30 times a year, so it got me to see a lot of the world, | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
but not only that, I met a lot of friends as well, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
so I think there's a good social aspect. But it just taught me | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
a lot of values, athletics, | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
and I think it's something which you find hard... | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
The environment I was in, my training group, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
the people I grew up with, taught me a lot. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be the person I was today. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
Well, that's not a bad testament, is it? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Yeah. Well done. Now, you've got seven points. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Plenty of time to catch up. There's not much in it. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Let's see how you do with your general knowledge. Two minutes. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
The maximum legal speed limit on Britain's motorways | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
was introduced on a trial basis in 1965 and made permanent in 1967. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
-What is it? -70mph. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Yes. What name, now used by a Premier League football club, | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
was given to the glass and cast iron building erected to house | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
the Great Exhibition of 1851? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Fulham? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Crystal Palace. Which Looney Tunes cartoon cat often chased Tweety Bird | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
and was voiced by Mel Blanc for over 40 years? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Sylvester. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Yeah. What name's given to the rubber disc | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
used instead of a ball in ice hockey? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
-Puck. -Yes. Who gave his trademark performance | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
as the shy, diffident bachelor Charles | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-in Four Weddings and a Funeral? -Hugh Grant. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Yes. Which New York borough gives its name to a cocktail | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
normally consisting of rye whisky, sweet vermouth | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
and Angostura bitters? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Pass. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
In E Nesbit's novel of 1906, | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Roberta, Phyllis and Peter come to be known as the Railway what? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
Children. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
Yes. In 2006, under what name did the record producer Danger Mouse | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
and hip-hop singer CeeLo Green become the first act | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
to top the UK singles charts based on download sales only | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
with the song Crazy? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Pass. | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
What is the southernmost of the world's continents? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Pass. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Which 1948 Cole Porter musical partly based on the Taming of the Shrew | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
features the songs Brush Up Your Shakespeare | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
and Always True To You (In My Fashion)? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Pass. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
Which ancient people worship the falcon-headed god Horus, | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
whose eyes were the sun and the moon? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Egyptians. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Yes. The red is the largest of which marsupials native to Australia | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
noted for hopping and bouncing on their hind legs? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Kangaroos. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
Yes. The 18th-century British engineer James Brindley | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
was a pioneer in the development | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
of what type of transport infrastructure? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Car. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Canals. Anthony Horowitz's 2015 novel Trigger Mortis is set in 1957 | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
and features which famous British secret agent? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Bond. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Yes. Which political party won 56 seats | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
at the 2015 UK general election, | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
considerably more than they'd won in any previous general election? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
The NSP. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
-The SNP. -SNP, sorry. SNP! | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
That's what I meant. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Oh, the SNP. You had four passes altogether. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Kiss Me, Kate was that Cole Porter musical. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Antarctica is the southernmost continent. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
It was Gnarls Barkley who sang Crazy | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
and Manhattan is the cocktail. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
You have, Christian, 15 points. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
And now Chris again, please. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-And you're obviously a fan of Reeves and Mortimer. -I am. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:39 | |
They are real performers, aren't they? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Yeah, Vic and Bob, I mean, there's a lot of comedy tradition. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
I mean, there's the slapstick, there's the absurdity | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
and they borrow a lot from the past. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
But, actually, when they first came out, | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
I think it was a complete breath of fresh air | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
and they were doing what no-one else was doing | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
and, in fact, they've been called the alternatives to the alternatives | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
at the time and I think, you know, even now, | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
you'll come across people who will be doing the catchphrases... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
What? 20, 25 years on from when they began. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
It's terrifying. I've been on one of their shows and it's terrifying | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
because you've just no idea what's going to happen. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
And you stand outside the studio and you're chatting to them | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
and they're really clever, friendly and all the rest of it, | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
and then you go, "Oh!" | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
Shooting Stars is the classic example | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
and, quite often, you'll get people on that programme | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
whose agent obviously didn't tell them what it was going to be about. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
Larry Hagman was the great example, | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
and they said it looked like he was in hell | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
because he just had no idea what was going on around him. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
Terrifying, but brilliant. I mean, they're stars, aren't they? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-They are. -And long may they last. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Now then, the scores, eight points is what you've got at the moment. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Let's see how you do with your two minutes of general knowledge. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Who won an Emmy in 2002 and a Golden Globe award in 2003 | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
for playing Rachel Green in the sitcom Friends? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Jennifer Aniston. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
Border collies are particularly noted for working with which farm animals? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Sheep. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
Yes. What French name is used for the carnival celebrated | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
in cities such as New Orleans on Shrove Tuesday? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
Mardi Gras. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
Yes. Which part of the body is made up of two substances, | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
grey matter and white matter with both types | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
extending into the spinal cord? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
The brain. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
Yes. The spicy red sausage that's known as chorizo | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
is a speciality of which Mediterranean country? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Spain. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Yes. What name is used for the art form usually depicting people | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
in cartoon style in which characteristic features are distorted | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
or exaggerated for comic effect? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Pass. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Which American rapper, whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
had a UK number one single with Ice Ice Baby in 1990? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
Vanilla Ice. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Yes. In which 2015 film does the boxer Billy Hope, | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
played by Jake Gyllenhaal, turn to the trainer Tick Wills | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
to help him get his life back on track? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
The Fighter. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
No. Southpaw. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
What is the English translation of the phrase Vivat Regina | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
that was part of the 1953 coronation ceremony? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
Pass. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
Which actor who plays Sherlock Holmes on television | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
took on the role of Hamlet in a London production in 2015? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Benedict Cumberbatch. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
Yes. In English law, there are four quarter days | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
on which tenancies traditionally began. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
On what festive date in December does the fourth fall? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Christmas. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Yes. Which American city has two professional baseball teams, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
the White Sox and the Cubs? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Chicago. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Yes. Which British Prime Minister | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
was born at Blenheim Palace in Oxfordshire in November 1874? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
Churchill. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
Yes. The 2014 autobiography of a television chat show host | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
who was born in Ireland in 1963 is called Life and Loves of a He Devil. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
Who's he? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
Pass. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
What variety of maize is often cooked, buttered, salted | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
and eaten on the cob? Its kernels have a high sugar content. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Corn. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
Yes. Sweetcorn. Detective Jimmy McNulty, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
played by the Sheffield-born actor Dominic West, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
and the drug dealer Stringer Bell, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
played by the London-born actor Idris Elba were leading characters | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
in which television crime series set in Baltimore? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
-The Wire. -The Wire, indeed. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
The best TV programme ever. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-Right, you got three passes. Graham Norton... -Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
The He Devil. Yep. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Long live the Queen, that's the English translation of Vivat Regina. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
And caricature is that art form | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
depicting people in an exaggerated style. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
You have a total, Chris, of 20 points. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
And now Graham, again, please. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
And, Graham, you've been playing John Shuttleworth for how long? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:32 | |
30 years...off and on, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
but I didn't think it would take over my life. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
People think you are him, don't they? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Well, that's always a nice compliment. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
It still happens, less so than it used to, | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
but people will actually go back to the box office after a few minutes | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
and demand their money back | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
because, you know, "We didn't pay to see this bloke who can't sing | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
"and who's got awful jokes," so they think it's a real person. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
To be honest, the best accolade I ever had | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
was actually somebody coming on this show | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
and I watched the programme, where you asked them questions | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
about the radio shows of John Shuttleworth. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-Do you remember that? -Yeah. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
And the funny thing is she got 12 right | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
and I watched the show and I got eight, | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
but I didn't mind. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
-Right, you've got nine points. -Yeah. -Score to beat is 20. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
Let's see if you can do it with your general knowledge. Here we go. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Which eccentric Spanish artist, a contemporary of Picasso's, | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
sported an upturned pointed moustache | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
that was once voted the most famous moustache of all time? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Goya. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Dali. What is the only group of mammals capable of true flight? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
Birds. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
Bats. Which name, literally meaning fried vegetables, | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
is given in Indian cuisine to a starter dish | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
of onions deep fried in batter? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
Bhaji. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
Yes. Which rebuilt Elizabethan playhouse | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
was officially opened by the Queen in 1997 | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
some 200 yards from its original site in Southwark? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
The Globe. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Yes. Which flamboyant pianist and entertainer once famously said | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
of bad reviews, "I cry all the way to the bank"? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Pass. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
What name indicating a relatively rare occurrence | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
is given to a second full moon in a calendar month? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
New moon. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
Blue moon. Which Russian ballet dancer and choreographer | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
joined Diaghilev's Ballet Russe in Paris in 1909 | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
and retired from the stage in 1919? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
He died in London in 1915. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Nijinsky. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
Yes. Which book of the Bible begins | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
with the story of the six days God spent creating the universe? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
Genesis. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Yes. The rivers Tigris and Euphrates flow through the centre | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
of which country before flowing into the Persian Gulf? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Egypt. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
Iraq. In the 1970s television series Starsky & Hutch, | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Paul Michael Glaser played Starsky. Who played Hutch? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
Er... David Soul. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Yes. Which castle in Berkshire is claimed to be | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
the largest inhabited castle in the world? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Windsor. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
Yes. What is the name of the groundskeeper at Hogwarts School | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
who goes on to become a teacher of the care of magical creatures? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Hagrid. | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
Yes. Which fictional detective solved his last case | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
in the '75 novel Curtain, which is set in a house called Styles Court, | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
where he also solved his first case? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Poirot. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
Yes. What is the title of Engelbert Humperdinck's | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
1967 UK number one single | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
that went on to spend over a year in the charts? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Please Release Me, Let Me Go. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Yes. What name is shared by the home ground of Manchester United | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
and the cricket ground where Lancashire County Cricket Club | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
have their headquarters? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Old Trafford. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
Yes. Hugo Chavez was president of which South American country | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
from 1999 till his death in 2013? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Chile. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
No. It was Venezuela. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Anyway, I'll give you your pass and then I'll give you your score. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
"I cry all the way to the bank" was Liberace. Yeah. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
You know what you got? 19 points. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
And, finally, Vincent again, please. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
And The Thick Of It. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
And the Tory spin doctor who slightly changed his personality, didn't he, | 0:23:06 | 0:23:11 | |
as the series went on? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
Yeah, he became increasingly annoying | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
but also, because he was the opposite of Malcolm, | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
the more vicious and unpleasant Malcolm became, | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
the more I wanted him to be sort of more increasingly sort of new-age. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
-Did you have some influence over...? -No, we had brilliant... | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
I work on all those comedies where it looks like we're making it up, | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
which starts with really brilliant scriptwriters. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
But we would play around with scripts | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
and sort of muck them around, | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
because they would write brilliant jokes | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
but, if we did the entire episode, | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
it would be three and a half hours long. So they'd then go away | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
and cut it but also put things in that they'd thought of | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
so we'd sort of record it, we'd rehearse it and improvise bits | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
and we'd improvise the scenes in-between the scenes that you saw. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
And it really worked brilliantly. What a series. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
It was a glorious thing to be a part of | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
and I think, also, it became a training manual for politicians. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
-I was amazed. -Are you serious? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
Yeah, yeah, because you think it's a satire | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
but you bump into them in the street or around Parliament, | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
if you're round there doing research, | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
and they just all love it and also how many things they follow. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
I said in one episode, I said, | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
"Praise him like he's your dead brother," | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
when the Prime Minister resigned, which we just made up. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
It was a line we made up and I got a call a little while later, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
when the Prime Minister had resigned, and they said, | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
"A Tory MP has just said to me, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
'We've been told to praise him like he's our dead brother.' " | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
-No! -No, it's not a training manual. It's satire. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
This is a very dangerous loop we're about to enter. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
-Right, well, now, this is really tense. -Gee, thanks. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
No, no. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
However, the score to beat is still 20 and you have ten as we speak, | 0:24:38 | 0:24:44 | |
so you have two minutes in which to score 11 or more points. Right. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
Here we go. The Maoris are indigenous people of which Commonwealth country? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
New Zealand. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:53 | |
Yes. Which film director has made cameo appearances | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
in The Blues Brothers, Gremlins and Vanilla Sky? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Oz. | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
Spielberg. In the novel Moby-Dick, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
what is the name of the captain of the whaling ship Pequod, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
who is consumed by the desire for revenge against the whale | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
who took off his leg? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
Ahab. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Yes. By what alternative name is association football known, | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
particularly in America? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
Soccer. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:13 | |
Yes. In 1984, Malcolm Morley became the first winner of an art prize | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
administered by the Tate Gallery | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
and named after a famous British artist. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Which prize? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
Turner. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Yes. What punctuation mark usually comes between HTTP and // | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
in the address of a website on the Internet? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
A full stop. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
No, a colon. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
Which ocean is sometimes referred to | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
as the Herring Pond or simply the Pond? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
The Irish Sea. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
The Atlantic. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
In what 1997 film does Jim Carrey play the unscrupulous lawyer | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Fletcher Reede, who has to tell the truth for 24 hours | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
after his son's birthday wish comes true? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Mary Berry's Life Story. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
Liar Liar. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
To what length of time does the word Sennight refer, | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
with a derivation similar to fortnight for 14 days? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
Seven. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Yes. Larry Adler was celebrated | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
for making which musical instrument acceptable in classical concerts? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
The harmonica. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
Yes. Which actor played the dishevelled Los Angeles | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
police lieutenant Columbo on television? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Peter Falk. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
Yes. To what group of fish do the large carnivorous hammerheads belong? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Sharks. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
Yes. In which city did Berry Gordy Jr | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
found the Tamla and Motown record labels? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
Detroit. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
Yes. In 2000, which former British heavyweight champion | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
became the first boxer to be knighted? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Henry Cooper. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
Yes. What small rectangular cake with a German-sounding name | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
is covered with marzipan and, when it's sliced, | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
reveals four small squares of pink and yellow sponge? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
A Battenberg. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
Yes. Which major landscape painter was born at East Burgholt in Suffolk | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
-in 1776... -Constable. -..and died in Hampstead in 1837? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
-Constable. -Is correct. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
During which British king's reign did the First World War | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
and the General Strike take place? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
George V. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Yes. What name is given to the force | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
that has looked after the personal security of the Pope since 1506? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
The Vatican... Oh, the Swiss Guard. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
The Swiss Guard is absolutely right. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
No passes. 24 points. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
So he did it. Let's have a look at the scores. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
In fourth place, 15 points, Christian. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Third place, 19 points, Graham. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Second place, 20 points, Chris. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
First place, 24 points, Vincent. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Vincent, come and get it. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
-Well done. -Thank you very much. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
So what is the spin doctor's response to an award? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
It's not about awards. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
It's not about awards, it's about the little people. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:55 | |
But this is really heavy and I could get Malcolm with this. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
This is the terrible thing | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
because he was a wicked, wicked, horrible man | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
and now he's a timelord. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
I was a really, kind, of good man doing his best | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
and I'm available for panto. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
-But you've won. -I've won Celebrity Mastermind! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
Exactly! That's the whole point. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
That's it. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:14 | |
You don't have to be a celebrity or even a timelord | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
to take part in the regular Mastermind programmes. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
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