Episode 8 Celebrity Mastermind

In the spotlight tonight

is the BBC's disability correspondent Nikki Fox.

Her subject, Kate Bush.

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The comedian and presenter Iain Stirling

answers questions on the films of Robin Williams.

Next, the historian Kate Williams,

her subject Emily Bronte.

And the 6 Music presenter Chris Hawkins.

He's answering questions on Coronation Street.

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Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind,

with me, John Humphrys.

Four contenders who have made a great success of their lives,

but now face a challenge that is daunting, even for them.

Their fee goes to charity,

their reward is the honour of becoming a Celebrity Mastermind,

at least for one of them.

Otherwise, the usual rules apply -

a minute and a half on their specialist subject,

and then two minutes on general knowledge.

So, let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

-And your name is?

-Chris Hawkins.

-Your chosen charity?

-..is The Christie, in Manchester.

-And your chosen subject?

-Coronation Street.

In 90 seconds, starting now.

Who joined the Coronation Street cast in 2014,

playing the burglar Michael Rodwell?

Les Dennis.

Yeah. Which much-loved long-running character died in July 2015,

six months after the actress who had played her for 42 years died?

Deirdre Barlow.

Yes. In which building on the street did Violet Wilson give birth

to her son Dylan in February 2008?

The Rover's Return.

Yes. Who did Peter Barlow kiss on the day of his marriage to Carla Connor?

He was later wrongly convicted of murder

after she was killed by Rob Donovan.

Tina.

Yes. In 2005, Sir Ian McKellen appeared on the street as Mel Hutchwright,

the author of a steamy bodice ripper,

who'd been invited to visit the Weatherfield book club to talk about his novel.

What was its title?

Hard Grinding.

Yes. Les was so excited when a famous rock band

played at his and Cilla's wedding that he fulfilled a lifelong dream of trashing

the contents of a room,

only to find that he'd destroyed his own wedding presents.

Which band was it?

Status Quo.

Yes. To which city did Sarah Louise Platt take Bethany

after she accepted a job offer from her uncle Stephen?

Milan.

Yes. What was the name of Chesney's Great Dane?

He was named after a famous Manchester United goalkeeper.

Schmeichel.

Yes. In 2011, which character,

played by the original cast member Philip Lowrie,

returned to the street after a 43-year absence?

Dennis Tanner.

Yes. Tracy was serving a life sentence for the murder of her lover, Charlie Stubbs,

when she was allowed out of prison on temporary release to attend whose funeral?

Blanche.

Yes. What was the professional name of the children's entertainer

Jesse Chadwick, played by John Thomson... BEEP

..who moved in with Eileen Grimshaw in 2009?

-Pass.

-Oh! That's a shame,

cos you had them all right up to that point.

I can tell you it was General Custard.

-Of course.

-How could you forget that?! Ha!

But I tell you what, you got ten points.

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And our next contender, please.

-And your name is?

-Kate Williams.

-Your chosen charity?

-Whole Child.

-And your chosen subject?

-The life and works of Emily Bronte.

Emily Bronte, in 90 seconds.

In April 1820, Emily Bronte's father, the Reverend Patrick Bronte,

moved his family from Thornton in Yorkshire to the Parsonage of which village?

Haworth.

Yes. What pseudonym did Emily use when her poems were published,

together with Anne's and Charlotte's, in 1846.

Ellis Bell.

Yes. From 1824 to '25, Emily attended the clergy daughter school,

where the register stated that she "reads very prettily and works a little".

In which village was the school?

Cowan Bridge.

Yes. In Wuthering Heights, what is the name of the pious, elderly and misanthropic

long-time servant who speaks in a broad Yorkshire dialect?

Joseph.

Yes. In Wuthering Heights, Catherine Earnshaw and Edgar Linton

are married at the chapel of which nearby town?

Gimmerton Sow.

Yes. What is the town of the fictional kingdom that Emily and her sister Anne

created in 1834?

They wrote a diary paper together that includes the earliest surviving mention of it.

It is Gondal.

It is. What is the name of the housekeeper at Wuthering Heights

who rescues Mr Lockwood from an attack by the house dogs?

Zillah.

Yes. Which character, one of the main narrators of Wuthering Heights,

describes Heathcliff as "rough as a sore edge, and hard as windstone"?

Nelly.

Yes. What is the first line of Emily's poem that continues,

"No trembler in the world's storm-troubled sphere. I see Heaven's glories shine."

No Coward Am I.

No, No Coward Soul Is Mine.

Emily died in December 1848,

aged only 30 at the Haworth Parsonage after contracting which disease?

Her sisters Maria and Elizabeth had previously suffered from it.

Tuberculosis.

Yes. Heathcliff is discovered as a child by Mr Earnshaw,

"starving and houseless and as good as dumb" in the streets of which city?

Liverpool.

Yes. In September 1838,

Emily took up a teaching position... BEEP

..at a school near Halifax,

although her ill health caused her to return home the following spring.

What was the name of the school?

Law Hill.

Is correct.

No passes, 11 points.

-Thank you.

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And our next contender, please.

-And your name is?

-Iain Stirling.

-Your chosen charity?

-Mind.

-And your chosen subject?

-The films of Robin Williams.

In 90 seconds, starting now.

Williams won an Academy Award for best supporting actor

for his portrayal of the psychiatrist, Sean Maguire, in which 1997 film?

Good Will Hunting.

Yes. In the '92 animated film Aladdin,

Williams provides the voice of the peddler

and which large, boisterous central character?

Genie!

Yes. Who directed Insomnia,

in which Williams plays the sinister murder suspect Walter Finch?

Erm...

Christopher Nolan.

Yes. In the 2006 film Night At The Museum,

Williams plays a waxwork of an historical figure, who,

along with other museum exhibits, comes to life at night-time.

Who was the figure?

Theodore Roosevelt.

Yes. Mrs Doubtfire describes herself as "a hip old granny who could hip-hop,

"bebop, dance till you drop, yo, yo, make a wicked cup of..." what?

Coffee!

-Cocoa!

-No!

In which film does John Keating, an unorthodox English teacher,

inspire his class with the words, "Carpe Diem,

"seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary"?

Dead Poets' Society.

Yes. In One Hour Photo,

Sy Parish is obsessed by a family whose photos he develops.

After he's fired, he steals something from a locked glass display cabinet

in the supermarket. What does he steal?

A knife.

Yes. Williams plays a household robot named Andrew,

who gradually acquires human thoughts and feelings in which 1999 film?

Bicentennial Man.

Yes. What is the full name of Williams's character in World's Greatest Dad,

who says, "I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone.

"It's not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone"?

Andy Chisholm.

Lance Clayton. In which '96 comedy does Williams play Armand Goldman,

a gay nightclub owner who tries to convince the family

of his prospective daughter-in-law... BEEP

..that he has a traditional lifestyle?

The Bird Cage.

The Bird Cage is correct.

And no passes. Iain, you have eight points.

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And our final contender, please.

-Look at that manoeuvring!

-Wow!

-And your name is?

-Nikki Fox.

-Your chosen charity?

-Homeless Link.

-And your chosen subject?

-The wonderful Kate Bush.

Kate Bush, in 90 seconds.

Kate Bush performed 22 live concerts in 2014,

with a show named Before The Dawn.

They took place at the same venue as the last full concert 35 years previously,

in May '79. Which venue?

The Eventim Apollo.

Yes. A version of one of her songs was played as part of the closing ceremony

at the 2012 London Olympic Games,

while a group of dancers assembled a huge pyramid of white boxes.

Which song?

Pass.

What's the name of the former farmhouse in Welling, Kent, where Bush grew up,

and where she later had her own recording studio built in the barn?

East Wickham Farm.

Yes. What is the title of her '85 album that contains the hit singles

Running Up That Hill, Cloudbusting,

and The Big Sky, as well as the title track?

Hounds Of Love.

Yes. A 45 minute film starring and directed by Bush was released in '93,

and features songs from her album The Red Shoes. What's the film called?

The Line, The Cross, And The Curve.

Yes. Which song did she sing on the '91 compilation album Two Rooms

that features the compositions of Elton John and Bernie Taupin?

Erm...

Rocket Man?

Yes. With which comedian did Bush perform a comic duet for a Comic Relief benefit

at the Shaftesbury Theatre in '86?

She played the love interest to his smarmy loser.

Rowan Atkinson.

Yes. What honour did she collect from the Queen at a ceremony at Windsor Castle

in April 2013?

CBE?

Yes. What is the name of Bush's own record label she created in 2011?

The albums Director's Cut, and 50 Words For Snow,

were both released on it that year.

Fish People.

Yes. The title track from the '82 album The Dreaming

is primarily about the plight of which country's indigenous people?

Australia.

Yes. Which film star appears as Wilhelm Reich with Kate as his son

in the video for the single... BEEP

..Cloudbusting, taken from the album Hounds Of Love?

Kiefer Sutherland.

No, no, Donald!

Donald Sutherland.

But very close, and you had just one pass.

The name of that song that was played as the part of the closing ceremony at the Olympics

was Running Up That Hill.

However, Nikki, you have nine points.

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-Thank you!

Well, doesn't get much closer than that.

Let's have a look at all the scores.

In fourth place, eight points, Iain Stirling.

Third place, nine points, Nikki Fox.

Second place, ten points, Chris Hawkins.

First place, you've guessed it,

11 points, Kate Williams.

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And it is the general knowledge round now

and if there is a tie at the end of it,

then the number of passes is taken into account,

and the person with the fewer passes is the winner

so let us get on with it, and ask Iain to join us again, please.

And, er...

you are that...

-..rare combination of stand-up comedian...

-Yes.

-..and, as it were, straight presenter.

-Yes.

And you do it on CBBC,

-and your programme is called The Dog Ate My Homework...

-Indeed.

..for those who don't know.

And I tell you what interests me

is the range of the ages of the children who watch,

it's from six to what?

-Six to about 12. They get a bit old then.

-Right.

How can you find humour to appeal to that...

Because at that age it's an enormous wide...

There's one thing that speaks to all children, John.

Toilet humour.

LAUGHTER Ha!

If you don't get a laugh, chuck in a fart, you're absolutely fine.

LAUGHTER

-Anything else that appeals?

-I think it's...

I think they find the same stuff as adults funny,

you've got to get the tone right, I think that's the biggest thing,

is not speaking down to them, I guess. Just be funny.

-Funny's funny, I think.

-Yeah, but again, bridging the gap?

-I don't know.

-You don't even think of it, do you? When you are...

-I am now, John, I'm panicking!

-Oh, God!

I think I'm going to come last in Mastermind

and no longer have a career in television.

-But apart from that, you'll be jolly glad you came, won't you?

-Yes!

Thank you for having me. Appreciate it. I'll chuck you a fart later.

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Look, I think we best stop this.

JOHN LAUGHS You've got eight points...

-You've got eight points.

-Yes, I do.

And two minutes to catch up, so loads and loads of time for your general knowledge. Here we go.

Amanda Grayson, a schoolteacher from Earth,

who married the Vulcan diplomat Sarek,

is the mother of which Star Trek character?

Spock?

Yes. What words can come after road, air, and trolley,

to describe uncontrollable outbursts of temper?

Rage.

Yes. A map of Kent and part of Essex published privately in 1801

was the first map produced by which organisation?

The Map...Club.

No. Ordnance Survey.

In a three-pin plug, to which pin should the green and yellow striped wire

be connected?

The left...prong.

The earth.

Which boxing belt was donated in 1909 by Hugh Lowther

and is named after the earldom that he held?

Pass.

In 1914, under what title did James Joyce publish

a collection of 15 short stories set in his native city?

Pass.

What term for an animal that suckles its young

comes from the Latin for breast?

HE WHISPERS TO HIMSELF

Udder?

Mammal.

Florence is the capital of which Italian region

popular with British holiday-makers?

Pass.

Which show that was first staged in New York in 1967,

and then revived in London in 2010,

is subtitled The American Tribal Love Rock Musical?

Oh, John!

Pass.

Bernard Leach was a leading British artist who established a studio

in St Ives in 1920 making what form of art?

Just try one.

Pottery?

Yes! Who is the only American president to have been born in Hawaii?

Barack Obama.

Yes. What French name for a kind of heavy lidded dish has come

to be applied in Britain to the food, usually consisting of meat and vegetables,

cooked in it?

Pie!

Casserole. In which country is Shinto the native religious tradition?

Sri Lanka.

Japan. Which classic 1973 horror film starring Edward Woodward

as a devoutly Christian policeman,

is set on the remote Hebridean island of Summer Isle?

Wicker Man.

Yes. In 1901, which Italian physicist

became the first man to... BEEP

..transmit a radio signal across the Atlantic?

Mr Radio!

Close, close.

Mr Marconi, actually, Guglielmo Marconi, to be exact.

-Thank you.

-You had a few passes, but actually it was only four.

-The musical was Hair.

-Oh, yeah!

-Yes.

Florence is the capital of Tuscany.

James Joyce wrote Dubliners,

and the boxing belt was the Lonsdale belt.

But there you go. You got 13 points.

Oh, thank very much, Cheers.

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And now Nikki again, please.

Bear with me, John.

HE CHUCKLES

-Nikki. Disability correspondent.

-Yes.

Why is now... We've never had one in the BBC before.

Why is now the time for us to have a disability correspondent,

what's changed?

Well, I think it's... I think BBC News themselves,

the people that I work with, the big bosses,

they recognise that as much as they were trying,

they weren't getting the stories that mattered to disabled people

on, you know, the six o'clock news, the ten o'clock news,

as much as they wanted to, you know.

So they created this role...

..and I think that's a great step forward, really.

What's your ambition?

I mean, is it to raise the profile of people with disabilities,

the problems that they face, or is it to be a journalist?

Because, I mean, it's quite difficult to do both.

I am a journalist, the same as the health correspondent,

and the politics correspondent,

so, you know, I am a correspondent, I am a journalist,

and I just want to put stories on the six o'clock, ten o'clock news,

do a really good job with them,

make them as accessible as possible, yeah.

That's the job.

Yeah, precisely.

Right, well, Nikki, you've got nine points, er, so far.

You have two minutes now for the general knowledge, so here we go.

A Liverpool born comedian is famous for making up words including

tattyfilarious and chicolology. Who is he?

Er...

It's not the guy that... Oh.

-Go on. Quick guess.

-Ken Dodd.

Yes! Ken Dodd. Which insect gets its name from an ancient superstition

that it crawls into a person's head when they're asleep?

Er...spider.

Earwig. What's the name of the row of houses that are part of

the Bath World Heritage Site that are laid out in a single arc

and were designed by John Wood the Younger between 1767 and 1774?

Pass.

In the television series Dallas,

what was the name of JR's long-suffering alcoholic wife,

played by Linda Grey?

Oh...

Pass.

The 19th century soldier Giuseppe Garibaldi contributed

to the unification of a modern European country. Which country?

Pass.

Who took eight for 15 in the fourth test against Australia

at Trent Bridge in August 2015?

They are the best figures ever recorded by a fast bowler in Ashes history.

Cricket. My mates told me I should pay more attention.

Pass.

In which county is the Queen's residence Sandringham house?

Er...

Buckinghamshire.

Norfolk. Which American cult actor who had major roles in only three films

was killed when he crashed his Porsche Spider

head-on into another car on 30th September 1955?

Steve McQueen.

James Dean. What Spanish word for a fleet of warships is used to describe

the one that set sail to invade England in 1588?

Armada.

Yes. Which port city on the Mediterranean vies with Lyon

for the distinction of being France's second largest city?

Pass.

How many pairs of ribs does the human skeleton normally contain?

Pairs of ribs?

How many pairs of ribs?

Two.

12. Which Welsh Guardsman who served during the Falklands War wrote

the autobiography Walking Tall,

in which he describes his war experiences

and his subsequent struggle to rebuild his life,

in spite of his physical and emotional scars?

Pass.

What type of open, square-ended, flat-bottomed riverboat,

used chiefly for recreation... BEEP

..is propelled by a pole that is known as a quant?

Goodness me.

Pass. I don't know.

Well, I can tell you cos you're out of time.

-It's a punt.

-Oh!

-As in Cambridge.

-Oh, of course.

-Yeah.

-The other passes. Simon Weston was that...

-Oh, for goodness' sake.

-Yeah.

-You knew him, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-Marseille is the second largest city.

Stuart Broad, the cricketer.

That I would never have known.

-Garibaldi, Italy.

-Oh!

Sue Ellen in the television series in Dallas,

and that lovely crescent in Bath is the Royal Crescent.

Nikki, you got 11 points.

She's off!

-Thank you.

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And now Chris again, please.

And Chris...

6 Music presenter and all that,

and you say you believe that vinyl is really coming back? That right?

Yeah, there has been a fantastic resurgence in vinyl,

yeah, it's been huge,

and I think that's been a massively good deal for the record industry.

-Why?

-Well, its sound, the sound's amazing,

the sound is so much more pure.

Because I remember them telling us when vinyl was on its way out,

and we had these wonderful things called CDs,

I remember them saying exactly the opposite -

you won't have any of the hiss, you won't have this, you won't have that.

It's pure sound. Do you remember that?

People said you could drive over CDs with a steam roller

-and they would still play.

-You didn't scratch them, you didn't...

-Exactly.

-No, I think that there is a much more of a pure sound,

and I personally like having that thing in my hand

to hold and to think I am now going to put this on and listen to it,

I think it makes the experience greater,

I think it enriches that experience.

-A bit like physical books and e-readers, isn't it?

-Absolutely.

-Yeah.

-Indeed.

Now, you got ten points, so you're in with a very strong chance

of winning the title. Let's see how you do in the next two minutes.

Here we go.

What's the name of the bodybuilder turned actor and later politician

who was born in the Austrian village of Thal in July 1947?

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Yes. Which prison, built to hold French prisoners in the Napoleonic wars,

lies near the village of Princetown in Devon?

Dartmoor.

Yes. In 1935, Percy Shaw founded The Reflecting Road Studs Company

in Halifax, Yorkshire, to manufacture his invention.

By what name is it popularly known?

Cats' eyes.

Yes. Which footballer began his playing career in 1995,

with the youth team of Newell's Old Boys in his home city

of Rosario in Argentina, before moving to Barcelona at the age of 13?

Messi.

Yes. Who won an Oscar for the screenplay of the '95 film version

of Sense And Sensibility, in which she also won an acting nomination

for playing Elinor Dashwood?

Emma Thompson.

Yes. The name of which island of the West Indies

comes from the Spanish for ancient or antique?

Pass.

Which vegetable is called aloo in Indian cuisine?

The bean.

Potato. To which Apostle has the word doubting been applied,

because he questioned the truth of the resurrection

till he had seen and touched Christ for himself?

Thomas.

Yes. What other word do Americans use for autumn?

Fall.

Yes. In which European capital city did the composers

Mozart, Beethoven and Schubert all die?

-Pass.

-What is generally considered to be the largest living bird?

It grows up to nine feet tall, almost half of which is neck?

The ostrich.

Yes. The BBC drama series Doctors is set in the Riverside practice

in which Midlands city?

Birmingham.

Yes. The stems of which tree-like tropical grass

are commonly used as canes to stake plants in the garden?

Don't know. Pass.

Emile Galle and Louis Comfort Tiffany are particularly

renowned for their decorative ware made from what material?

Cotton?

Glass. Who sang with Elton John on the '76 UK No.1 hit Don't Go Breaking My Heart?

Kiki Dee.

Yes. The various forms of hepatitis are diseases of which organ of the body?

Pass.

What is the name of the head of the party

in George Orwell's 1984? BEEP

It's now used to symbolise the overwhelming power of the state.

Oh!

The... The... Pass.

You'll be so cross.

-I know.

-Big Brother.

-Thank you.

-Yeah. You're welcome.

-Yeah, thanks!

-The other passes.

Hepatitis is a disease of the liver.

-Bamboo is that... Yup.

-Yup.

Vienna, the European capital city where all those composers died.

You'll be cross with this as well. Ancient or antique - Antigua.

HE GROANS I know. There you go.

But, look, you have 20 points.

Thank you.

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And finally, Kate, again, please.

And...

..looking through some of the books you've written, a lot of women...

-Yes.

-..are your subjects.

-Yes.

Is it because there are now so many more, at least there seem to be,

so many more women historians that we are finally seeing that women

actually did play quite a large part in our history?

I think that's true

and I think there always is a fascination with the stories

of powerful, exciting women,

and it's a great challenge, as well, writing about a woman

because often more of her life is hidden,

so you really have to dig deep into the sources to find out about her

and when you do get your hands on her letters,

often her expressions and her emotions are much more exciting

because she's keeping them private.

So it's like finding out lots of secrets.

My favourite thing is a comparison

between the French and English methods of love.

So, Napoleon writes to Josephine and he's so romantic.

He says, "Oh, I send you a thousand kisses, but send me none back,

"because they set my soul on fire." So, hot stuff.

And Nelson writes to Emma, he says,

"Dear Emma, I love you so much I can't touch my pudding."

LAUGHTER

But I do think that's honest!

Do you know, I'm not often struck speechless, but...

LAUGHTER

This is like, you know, in the gladiators,

they fed them a really nice meal and then they fed them to the lions,

so you're being really nice to me and now you're going to give me really hard things.

Yes, that's true. Absolutely true.

-No!

-You had 11 points to start with. Oh, dear! 20 points.

You've only got to score ten points

and you become the Mastermind champion.

-Deep breath.

-Or Celebrity Mastermind champion. Here we go, two minutes.

The altar stone, the slaughter stone, and the heel stone

are features of which famous ancient monument on Salisbury plain?

Stonehenge.

Yes. In which country did the white crumbly cheese feta originate?

Greece.

Yes. By what three letter abbreviation is the hereditary material that is

the genetic building block of nearly all life commonly known?

DNA.

Yes. Which former county has been divided for administrative purposes

into two counties with the prefixes West and East,

and the unitary authority of Brighton and Hove?

Sussex.

Yes. In which month are the feast days of the British patron saints

St David and St Patrick celebrated?

March.

Yes. The kookaburra, or laughing jackass, belongs to the same family

as which brightly coloured British bird that lives on river banks?

Kingfisher.

Yes. What word, normally used as a military rank,

and pronounced differently in Britain and America

means literally a stand-in for the occupier of a position?

Deputy.

Lieutenant, or "leftenant".

In 1892, Lady Windermere's Fan became which writer's first successful play?

Oscar Wilde.

Yes. Which British band topped the UK album charts

in May 2015 with their third album Wilder Mind?

One Direction?

Mumford & Sons. What name of French and Spanish origin

is commonly given to a Muslim place of worship?

Er...temple.

Mosque.

Which South American country has a length of about 2,700 miles,

but an average width of less than 110 miles?

Chile.

Yes. What is the title of Andrew Lloyd Webber's sequel to the Phantom Of The Opera?

It opened in London in 2010?

Pass.

In which sport are the Derby and Grand National run over 480 metres?

Flat racing.

Greyhound racing. The films The Deer Hunter, Apocalypse Now,

and Platoon are all set during which war?

Second World War.

Vietnam War. What is the title of William Golding's novel describing how

a party of English schoolboys marooned on a desert island

after a plane crash gradually revert to savagery?

Lord Of The Flies.

Yes. In 2010, Robert Robinson steps down as the presenter of a Radio 4

general knowledge quiz after 38 years in the chair. Which quiz?

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

Brain Of Britain. In which US state is the bullion depository of Fort Knox,

which holds the bulk of the nation's gold reserves?

Texas.

Kentucky. Which Yorkshire-born sculptress

was among the first in Britain to create abstract works?

-Barbara Hepworth.

-Yes. What... BEEP

..name is given... I've started so I'll finish.

..to the sweet secretion from plant blossom that bees

use as the raw material to make honey?

Nectar.

..is correct. You had one pass.

The title of the Lloyd Webber sequel was Love Never Dies,

and you have scored...

22 points.

APPLAUSE

Thank you.

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Well, she did it.

Let's have a look at all the scores.

In fourth place, 11 points, Nikki Fox.

Third place, 13 points, Iain Stirling.

Second place, 20 points,

Chris Hawkins.

First place, 22 points,

Kate Williams.

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Kate?

-Oh, thank you.

-Congratulations.

You're so kind, that looks amazing.

-Historically, where does that rate, you know, or rank?

-Oh, amazing.

I never thought... I think you...

This is my grandma's favourite programme

when I was a little girl, so we watched it all the time

and she used to watch, saying, "Ooh, those people are clever!" So...

She was right, of course.

-Well done.

-Thank you so much.

-Congratulations.

-Thank you, John.

Now, you do not have to be a celebrity to take part

in the regular Mastermind programme.

If you'd like to appear in the next series on BBC Two

then do visit us online at...

..and you can follow us on Twitter at...

..and do join us again next time, for more Mastermind.

Thanks for watching.

Goodbye.

APPLAUSE Well done. Off you go.