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First in the spotlight tonight is the chef Paul Rankin.

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His specialist subject, Stieg Larsson's Millennium trilogy.

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APPLAUSE

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Next, the presenter Sonali Shah.

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She'll be answering questions on the human body.

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APPLAUSE

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The actor and comedian Omid Djalili

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takes as his subject Chelsea Football Club.

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APPLAUSE

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And the undisputed star of CBBC, Hacker T Dog,

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on, what else, the Pet Shop Boys.

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APPLAUSE

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Hello, and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind with me,

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John Humphrys, and four famous faces

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who've achieved a lot

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in their different ways over the years.

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But are now about, perhaps, to face a more testing challenge.

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One of our contenders is even going to be allowed on the furniture.

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The rules are the same, otherwise.

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90 seconds of questions on their specialist subject

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and two minutes on general knowledge.

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So, let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your specialist subject?

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In 90 seconds, starting now.

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In The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo,

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the industrialist Henrik Vanger hires a journalist to investigate

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the disappearance of his niece Harriet 36 years previously.

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What's the journalist's name?

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-Blomkvist.

-At the start of the trilogy,

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Lisbeth Salander is working as a researcher

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for the security company owned by Dragan Armansky.

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What is the company called?

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Milton Security.

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Who replaces Erika Berger as editor in chief of Millennium

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after Berger is headhunted for Svenska MorgonPosten?

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Pass.

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What is the occupation of Paulo Roberto,

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with whom Salander has trained since she was 17?

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He's a boxer.

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By what codename is Salander known in the hacking community?

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Wasp.

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Salander planned to give Blomkvist a metal sign featuring

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Elvis Presley as a present but when she sees him with

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Erika Berger, she throws it into a skip.

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What song title is on the side?

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Heartbreak Hotel.

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Salander's father was a Russian hit man whose real name

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is Alexander Zalachenko.

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What name did he adopt when he defected to Sweden?

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Pass.

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On which Caribbean island is Salander staying

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when it is hit by the hurricane Matilda?

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Granada?

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Salander's half brother Ronald Niedermann is unable to feel pain.

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What medical name is given to this condition in the trilogy?

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Congenital analgesia.

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In which country does Blomkvist eventually meet

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the missing woman Harriet Wenger?

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She had fled there using a friend's identity.

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Australia.

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What is the name of the lawyer who was Salander's first guardian,

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and who has a stroke?

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He recovers enough to give evidence in her defence

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at her trial for murder.

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Holger Palmgren.

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What acronym is commonly used for the Swedish security police

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also known as Swedish International Security or SIS?

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-SAPO?

-Yes, that is correct.

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You had two passes,

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the name that Salander's father adopted when he defected was Bodin.

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And the replacement for Erika Berger as editor in chief

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was Malin Erikson.

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-Paul, you have scored ten points.

-Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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The human body in 90 seconds.

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What is the human body's largest organ which includes

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the epidermis and dermis?

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-Skin.

-Which pea-sized structure at the base of the brain

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is also known as the hypophysis

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and is regarded as the body's master gland?

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It produces and controls various hormones.

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Pituitary gland.

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An extensor muscle extends a limb.

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What is the equivalent term for the muscle that acts to bend a limb

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or joint such as the biceps?

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-Pass.

-Which fibrous protein,

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whose name derives from the Greek for horn,

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is the main constituent of hair and nails?

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Keratin?

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What name is given to the mucous membrane that covers the cornea

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at the front of the eyeball

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as well as the inside of the eyelid?

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-Pass.

-Which greenish fluid, secreted by the liver,

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is concentrated and stored in the gall bladder

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and released after we've eaten to help the digestion of fats?

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-Bile.

-What name is given to the triangular bone formed from

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five fused vertebrae towards the base of the spine which provides

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a strong connection between the pelvis and the spine?

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-Coccyx?

-The sacrum.

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The heart has four main chambers,

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the upper ones are the left and right atrium,

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the lower two are called the left and right what?

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Pass.

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The T-cell is a type of lymphocyte or white blood cell produced

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in the bone marrow and gets its name from the glandular organ

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where it matures. Which gland?

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Pass.

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What name, after a 16th century Italian anatomist,

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is given to the oviducts

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that carry eggs from the ovaries to the uterus?

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-Fallopian.

-Loop of Henle and Bowman's capsule

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are structures in which organs of the body?

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-Ear?

-Kidneys.

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Four passes, Sonali.

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-The gland where the lymphocyte matures is the thymus.

-OK.

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The heart has the atrium and the ventricles.

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-You knew that, didn't you?

-Yes, I did.

-Absolutely.

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And the mucous membrane in the eyes and all that, conjunctiva.

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And the extensor muscle and the flexor muscle.

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-Of course.

-Which you also knew.

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I know, I know. However, Sonali, you have five points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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Chelsea Football Club in 90 seconds.

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In July 2016, who became Chelsea's 10th full-time manager

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since Roman Abramovich took over the club?

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He succeeded Gus Hiddink who was finishing his second spell

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as stand-in manager.

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-Um...

-CLEARS THROAT

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Er...

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-Jose Mourinho?

-Conte.

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Who scored the late equaliser to bring the score to 1-1

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in the 2012 Champion's League final against Bayern Munich?

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Chelsea won on penalties.

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-Didier Drogba.

-Which midfielder scored 10 or more Premier League goals

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in 10 successive seasons from 2003-04 to 2012-13?

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Frank Lampard.

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When Chelsea won the Premier League title in 2005,

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they lost just one match along the way.

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Which team beat them?

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-Middlesbrough.

-Manchester City.

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Which team did Chelsea beat 8-0 in the last match

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of the Premier League season in 2010?

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-Wigan Athletic.

-Jose Mourinho announced on his arrival in

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a pre-season press conference,

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"I'm not one who comes straight out of the bottle, I think I am a..."

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-Happy one.

-Special one.

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Who became Chelsea's oldest player at 41 when he played in goal

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against Cardiff City in a Premier League match in May 2014?

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Mark Schwarzer.

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In the 2005-6 season, and again in 2014-15,

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Chelsea won the Premier League title by how many points?

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-103.

-If only! Eight.

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Whom did Chelsea sign from Liverpool

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for £50 million in January 2011?

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Fernando Torres.

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In which city did Chelsea lose the 2008 European Champions League

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final match to Manchester United after a penalty shootout?

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Moscow.

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What position at Chelsea Football Club

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has been held by the American lawyer Bruce Buck since 2004?

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-Chairman.

-Chairman is exactly right.

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On it, you have scored seven points.

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APPLAUSE

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-And our final contender.

-Is that me? It is, cocker!

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And your name is?

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It's Hacker The Dog, off the telly.

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And your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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The Pet Shop Boys, the pop band from yesteryear.

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Yes, got that. 90 seconds on the Pet Shop Boys starting now.

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The Pet Shop Boys were formed in London in 1981

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by Chris Lowe and which journalist?

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Neil Tennant.

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The duo's first four studio albums all reached the UK top three

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but they finally topped the chart with which album in 1993?

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Very.

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Bobby Orlando produced the original version of West End Girls

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that failed to chart,

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the duo then re-recorded the song with which producer?

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Stephen Hague.

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What was the title of their second compilation of hit singles

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which was released in 2003, 12 years after Discography?

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-Ultimate.

-No, PopArt.

-No, that's wrong!

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The duo appeared alongside Barbara Windsor in a 1988 feature film,

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what was its title?

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-It Couldn't Happen Here.

-Yes, it could, actually.

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In July 2014, the Pet Shop Boys appeared at the BBC Proms

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where they performed A Man From The Future,

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a work based on the life of a great computer pioneer. Who was he?

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-Robert Turing.

-Alan Turing.

-D'oh!

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Which singer released the 1989 album Results

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which was produced by the Pet Shop Boys

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and includes the UK top 10 single, Losing My Mind?

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Liza Minnelli.

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In 2011, Sadler's Wells staged a Pet Shop Boys ballet

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which was based on a Hans Christian Andersen story

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and choreographed by Javier de Frutos.

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What was its title?

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The Most Incredible Thing.

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The duo wrote and produced I'm Not Scared, which was

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a UK top 10 single in 1988

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for which group, fronted by Patsy Kensit?

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Eighth Wonder.

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Their 1987 single What Have I Done To Deserve This

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featured which female vocalist?

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Dusty Springfield.

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In 1991, they had a UK hit with a cover of a U2 song,

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although their version included excerpts from

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Can't Take My Eyes Off You.

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What was the U2 song called? BEEPING

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Where The Streets Have No Name! I've started so I'll finish.

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Where The Streets Have No Name.

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-LAUGHTER Yes. Correct.

-Thank you.

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-You're welcome.

-Thank you.

-APPLAUSE

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Thank you, cockers, eh?

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Have I won? Have I won?

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You have scored...

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-Yeah.

-Nine points.

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Nine! That's the best! I'm the best! Yes!

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So, that's the end of the first round.

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Let's have a look at all the scores.

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In fourth place, five points, Sonali.

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Third place, seven points, Omid.

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Second place, nine points, Hacker.

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First place, ten points, Paul.

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APPLAUSE

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So it is the general knowledge round now.

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And if there's a tie at the end of it,

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then the number of passes is taken into account,

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and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

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Let's get on with it and ask Sonali to join us again, please.

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And obviously, the high point of your career is presenting sport

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on the Today programme, but you do a bit of telly as well.

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-Quite a lot.

-Yes, I sit next to you often, don't I?

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You do, you have that great, ahem...honour, yeah.

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-Escape To The Country.

-Yes.

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All about houses and you take a couple, to show them three houses,

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they want to live in the country and you ask them to choose.

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-What is the single thing they most want?

-Everyone wants a fireplace.

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Wood-burning fire?

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Exactly, they have this dream,

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this idyllic country cottage escape in their heads.

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Cos you think thatched roof or roses round the door or whatever.

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Sometimes thatched. People are scared about

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what they perceive as the high maintenance of thatch, but actually,

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it's once every 20 years or so.

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Right, so it isn't the aesthetic appeal of the house so much?

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-No, it's everything. Cost, area.

-Yes.

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People just want to escape.

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Getting out of town...

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Get out of their current life,

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they might be retiring or they just want a new life.

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And that, you know...

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-Well, it works, doesn't it?

-Really well.

-Thank you for that.

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-Now, you've got five points, but loads of time...

-Sorry about that.

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On the contrary, it's the black chair to blame.

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You've got plenty of time to catch up and overtake

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because you have two minutes now on general knowledge.

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Here we go.

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Espresso and cappuccino are types of which hot drink?

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-Coffee.

-Which British city had the world's first underground railway?

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It opened in 1863.

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-London.

-Which Spanish-born singer,

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the son of a chart-topping artist,

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had a number one hit in February 2002 with the song Hero?

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Enrique Iglesias.

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Whose penultimate sentence in Shakespeare's play is,

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"Et tu, Brute?" Meaning "And you, Brutus?"

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-Caesar?

-What length for the very brief shorts

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that were the height of women's fashion in the '70s

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was coined by the American magazine Women's Wear Daily?

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I know this. Pass.

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-Oh! No...

-Irish or red,

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English and Gordon are breeds of which gun dog?

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Setter.

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The title of which bank employee is represented by the letter T

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in the initials ATM when they refer to a cash machine?

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-Teller.

-Salt Lake City is the capital of which American state?

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-Utah.

-What is the name of the snowman that The Ronettes sang about

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on Phil Spector's '63 album, A Christmas Gift For You?

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-Pass.

-Who wrote the '91 book Neither Here Nor There,

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an account of his travels around Europe?

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Bill Bryson?

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The young shoots of a plant of the grass family are a staple

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ingredient of Chinese and other Far Eastern cuisines. What plant?

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Pass.

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Eric Idle's stage musical Spamalot,

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which won a Tony award for Best musical in 2005, is described

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as having been lovingly ripped off from which Monty Python film?

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Pass.

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For what type of historic buildings

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are the Welsh towns of Caernarfon, Caerphilly and Conwy renowned?

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-Pass.

-In which 1960 psychological thriller,

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directed by Alfred Hitchcock,

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is the lead character Norman Bates played by Anthony Perkins?

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Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Pass.

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What is the surname of Father Ted,

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played by Dermot Morgan in the '90s TV comedy series?

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Pass.

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Which European country was split into two separate states

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in the aftermath of the Second World War

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and became a single nation again in 1990?

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-END-OF-ROUND BUZZER

-Pass!

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Well, I can tell you that one.

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You will be so cross with yourself.

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Don't even tell me, don't tell me!

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-Once you get into a run like that...

-Oh, I know!

-It's strange.

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-Anyway, Germany was the answer, as you...

-Yes,

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but it's the 1990s that confused me, yes.

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The surname of Father Ted was - I didn't know it - Crilly.

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-The movie was Psycho.

-Yes.

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-Caernarfon, Caerphilly etc have castles.

-Yes.

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-Monty Python And The Holy Grail...

-Yes.

-..was the movie.

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Of course I knew that!

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The young shoots of grass and all that - bamboo.

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And the snowman The Ronettes sang about was called...

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What else could he be called? ..Frosty.

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And this one you will really be cross about, those very brief shorts -

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-hot pants.

-Hot pants.

-Yeah.

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-Never mind. Sonali, you have 13 points.

-Thank you very much.

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APPLAUSE

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And now Omid again, please.

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And you start out only with seven points here.

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Let's talk about your career.

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Comedian/actor.

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Now, when you are acting you're being somebody else

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and when you are a comedian,

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presumably, you've got to be sort of...

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isn't the word "authentic" these days?

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You have to be kind of an authentic version of yourself

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and that's why the latest show I'm doing is called Schmuck For A Night

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because, as I've proved, I'm a schmuck.

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You know, on social media you can end up in the newspapers

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by doing one tweet, whereas before it used to be...

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Remember Points Of View?

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You could write in to Points Of View and say,

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"Dear Points Of View, I'm offended at the best of times,

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"but imagine my horror watching the television

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"when I saw a bare arm, a bare leg and exposed male genitalia,

0:16:410:16:44

"at which point I realised the television was off

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"and I was looking at a reflection of myself..."

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LAUGHTER

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"..whereupon I was immediately asked to leave my local branch of Currys."

0:16:510:16:55

LAUGHTER

0:16:550:16:57

Which is easier, acting or stand-up?

0:16:570:16:59

They are both really, really hard.

0:16:590:17:02

But not as hard as this.

0:17:020:17:04

Right, seven points so far.

0:17:040:17:07

All to play for, two minutes, general knowledge, starting now.

0:17:070:17:10

The flightless bird the emu is native to which country?

0:17:100:17:13

-Rod Hull.

-Australia!

0:17:130:17:15

The Italian composers Verdi, Puccini and Rossini

0:17:150:17:18

are celebrated for their work in what type of musical genre?

0:17:180:17:22

-Classical music.

-Opera.

0:17:220:17:23

Which British comedy actor has played the IMF agent Benji Dunn

0:17:230:17:26

in the films Mission: Impossible III,

0:17:260:17:28

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol,

0:17:280:17:30

and Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation?

0:17:300:17:31

-Dave Schneider.

-Simon Pegg.

0:17:310:17:33

Where in the solar system

0:17:330:17:34

are the Oceans of Storms and the Sea of Clouds?

0:17:340:17:37

-Over the oceans.

-The moon.

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A fictional doctor created by Hugh Lofting

0:17:390:17:41

has household companions that include

0:17:410:17:43

Dab-Dab the duck, Gub-Gub the pig

0:17:430:17:45

and Too-Too the owl. Who is he?

0:17:450:17:46

-Abu Dhabi.

-Dr Doolittle.

0:17:460:17:48

Ruby Seedless and Thompson Seedless

0:17:480:17:51

are widely grown varieties of which fruit?

0:17:510:17:53

-Bananas.

-Grape.

0:17:530:17:55

Which Jamaican-born reggae artist first entered

0:17:550:17:58

the UK singles chart in '75 with No Woman No Cry?

0:17:580:18:01

-Bob Marley.

-Yes!

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Borrowdale, Patterdale and Great Langdale are among

0:18:020:18:05

the principal valleys in which national park?

0:18:050:18:07

-Wales.

-The Lake District.

0:18:070:18:09

Whose first collaboration with Andrew Lloyd Webber

0:18:090:18:11

was The Likes Of Us, a musical version of the Dr Barnardo story,

0:18:110:18:14

written soon after they first met?

0:18:140:18:15

-Simon Pegg.

-Sir Tim Rice.

0:18:150:18:17

Alice's Adventures Underground

0:18:170:18:19

was the title of the first version

0:18:190:18:21

of which book by Lewis Carroll?

0:18:210:18:23

-Alice In Wonderland.

-Yes!

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Which prestigious comedy prize

0:18:240:18:26

did the Scottish comedian Richard Gadd win in 2016

0:18:260:18:29

for his show Monkey See Monkey Do.

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-The Edinburgh Comedy Prize.

-It was!

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The name of which London tube station gave Duffy

0:18:330:18:35

a UK top-five hit single in 2008?

0:18:350:18:38

-Cockfosters.

-Warwick Avenue. LAUGHTER

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What is the title of Ian Fleming's first novel,

0:18:400:18:43

originally published in 1953,

0:18:430:18:45

in which he introduced James Bond?

0:18:450:18:47

-Dr Yes.

-Casino Royale.

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Icicle-like structures formed by the action of slowly dripping water

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found suspended from the roof or growing from the floor of caves

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are known as stalactites and what?

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-Stalagmites.

-Yes.

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In which reality television show, first broadcast in 2007,

0:19:000:19:03

is one person in a couple given the budget

0:19:030:19:05

to plan every aspect of their wedding?

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The other person is excluded from all decisions.

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-I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

-Close. Don't Tell The Bride.

0:19:090:19:12

-END-OF-ROUND BUZZER And that's...

-Didn't we start?

0:19:120:19:14

I thought we started? I was having such a good time.

0:19:140:19:17

It's all over, it's done, yeah, yeah.

0:19:170:19:18

And I'm not sure how hard you were trying,

0:19:180:19:21

but in spite of yourself, you've scored a few extra points

0:19:210:19:24

and you now have 11.

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Thank you very much.

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APPLAUSE

0:19:270:19:29

And now, I'm afraid, it's Hacker again, please.

0:19:350:19:39

Thank you.

0:19:390:19:40

FOOTSTEPS CLICK

0:19:400:19:43

-Hacker.

-What?

0:19:440:19:46

This is a question I think we all want answered.

0:19:460:19:48

What is it like being a dog?

0:19:480:19:51

It's great, cocker, you should try it.

0:19:510:19:53

I can only see in black and white, it's a dog thing,

0:19:530:19:55

so I don't have to pay the full TV licence.

0:19:550:19:57

LAUGHTER

0:19:570:20:00

Win-win, John, win-win.

0:20:000:20:02

Can I come on Question Time? What is your other show?

0:20:020:20:04

My other show is the Today programme...

0:20:040:20:06

Get us on it, cocker, I'm cheap.

0:20:060:20:07

And there are... There are no pictures on it, it's the radio.

0:20:070:20:12

I'm even better on radio,

0:20:120:20:13

I can do different lip-synch like this, watch.

0:20:130:20:15

Welcome to The Question Time.

0:20:150:20:17

HACKER IS SILENT

0:20:170:20:19

-That was very good.

-Thank you.

0:20:200:20:21

You're welcome.

0:20:210:20:22

That'll stitch up Ceefax, won't it?

0:20:250:20:27

HACKER IS SILENT

0:20:270:20:30

Hm... I think we'll move on now.

0:20:320:20:34

Good thinking.

0:20:340:20:35

-You will move your lips when...?

-I'll do it properly now.

0:20:370:20:39

People will just think I'm not very good at my job.

0:20:390:20:42

I'm quite good, one of the best in the UK.

0:20:420:20:44

Uh-huh. Anyway, here we go.

0:20:440:20:46

-And...

-I've no chance now.

0:20:460:20:47

And you have two minutes to answer...

0:20:470:20:49

Oh, yeah, a long time in dog years.

0:20:490:20:52

That's true.

0:20:520:20:53

Here we go, two minutes, starting now.

0:20:530:20:56

Which character from a seaside puppet show

0:20:560:20:58

said, "That's the way to do it"?

0:20:580:20:59

Mr Punch!

0:20:590:21:00

Which creatures form the main diet of the aardvark?

0:21:000:21:03

-Ants.

-Termites, yeah.

0:21:030:21:05

In Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie,

0:21:050:21:07

which supermodel does Edina apparently kill

0:21:070:21:10

by knocking her off a balcony into the River Thames?

0:21:100:21:12

Kate Moss!

0:21:120:21:14

Who succeeded Dwight D Eisenhower

0:21:140:21:16

as American President in 1961?

0:21:160:21:18

-Trump.

-Kennedy.

-Oh, right.

0:21:180:21:20

What did Marie Antoinette supposedly tell the poor people to eat

0:21:200:21:24

when she learned they had no bread?

0:21:240:21:26

Apples!

0:21:260:21:27

-Cake.

-Oh, right.

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What name is shared by a film

0:21:280:21:29

that starred Bob Hoskins,

0:21:290:21:30

an Oscar-winning song recorded by Nat King Cole

0:21:300:21:33

and a painting by Leonardo da Vinci?

0:21:330:21:35

Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

0:21:350:21:36

Very close. Mona Lisa.

0:21:360:21:38

Which motorway was opened by Margaret Thatcher in October 1986

0:21:380:21:41

in a ceremony held between junctions 22 and 23,

0:21:410:21:44

London Colney and South Mimms?

0:21:440:21:46

-M4.

-M25.

0:21:460:21:47

Which system of computer linkups had its origin

0:21:470:21:50

in a US Department of Defense programme

0:21:500:21:52

to provide a secure communications network called the Arpanet?

0:21:520:21:56

-The internet.

-Correct!

0:21:560:21:58

What is the title of Madness's 1980

0:21:580:22:00

UK number-three hit single, that begins,

0:22:000:22:02

"Naughty boys in nasty schools,

0:22:020:22:04

"Headmasters breaking all the rules"?

0:22:040:22:06

-Baggy trousers.

-Yes.

0:22:060:22:07

Which English tennis player won the ladies' title

0:22:070:22:10

at the French Open in 1976, aged 20?

0:22:100:22:13

-Sue Barker!

-Yes!

0:22:130:22:14

On which Caribbean island are the resorts

0:22:140:22:17

of Montego Bay, Negril and Port Antonio?

0:22:170:22:20

-Sue Barker again!

-Jamaica.

0:22:200:22:23

In which book by Charles Dickens

0:22:230:22:24

are the villainous Fagin, Monks and Bill Sikes characters?

0:22:240:22:27

-Oliver Twist.

-Yes.

0:22:270:22:29

The 1981 cult film in which Kurt Russell first plays

0:22:290:22:32

the antihero Snake Plissken in a dystopian future

0:22:320:22:35

is entitled Escape From what city?

0:22:350:22:37

New York!

0:22:370:22:38

Soprano, alto and tenor are all varieties

0:22:380:22:41

of a single-reed wind instrument made of brass.

0:22:410:22:43

Which instrument?

0:22:430:22:45

The, er... The... The oboe.

0:22:450:22:46

No, the saxophone.

0:22:460:22:48

What is the first letter of the Greek alphabet?

0:22:480:22:50

Alpha.

0:22:500:22:51

Which Oscar-winning Welsh actress took over the lead role

0:22:510:22:53

in the London production of the musical 42nd Street

0:22:530:22:55

while she was still a teenager,

0:22:550:22:57

after the lead and her understudy were both taken ill?

0:22:570:23:00

Shirley Bassey.

0:23:000:23:01

-Catherine Zeta-Jones.

-I was close!

0:23:020:23:05

It was close, they were both Welsh,

0:23:050:23:06

but, Hacker, you have now scored a total of 18 points.

0:23:060:23:12

Not bad, eh? Eh? Not bad for a dog from Wigan, is it?

0:23:120:23:17

-Well done, it was fantastic.

-Thank you, sir.

0:23:250:23:27

I was all right, weren't I?

0:23:270:23:29

And finally, Paul again, please.

0:23:320:23:35

-Now, Paul, food.

-Food, yeah.

0:23:400:23:44

We are seeing new trends in food, aren't we?

0:23:440:23:46

I mean, pop-up restaurants, real cooking and so on and so on.

0:23:460:23:50

What's that all about?

0:23:500:23:52

Yeah, I get a bit fed up with trendy kind of things

0:23:520:23:55

because I sort of think proper food is proper food.

0:23:550:23:58

I like the idea of pop-ups as just a fun thing,

0:23:580:24:01

as a total business thing or...

0:24:010:24:03

Street food?

0:24:030:24:04

Yeah, I mean, proper street food is great, isn't it?

0:24:040:24:06

You see it in Asia, you know, people who will get up

0:24:060:24:10

and they will make one or two things really, really well

0:24:100:24:13

-and sell it cheaply.

-Yeah.

0:24:130:24:15

I think there is a market for really good dog biscuits at lunchtime,

0:24:150:24:19

maybe done a wee bit different?

0:24:190:24:20

-Count me in, cocker!

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:24:200:24:23

I'm worried about him now, I think he's going to win.

0:24:230:24:25

Well, you're not the only one.

0:24:250:24:27

LAUGHTER

0:24:270:24:29

Let's hope you do very well, not that I'm partial, obviously,

0:24:290:24:31

but you've got ten points already.

0:24:310:24:34

18 is the score to beat.

0:24:340:24:36

-Oh, I think...

-HACKER:

-That's mine!

0:24:360:24:38

-I know it's yours!

-We are aware of that.

0:24:380:24:39

So, here we go, two minutes of general knowledge starting now.

0:24:390:24:43

The daughter in TV's The Addams Family

0:24:430:24:45

shares her name with which day of the week?

0:24:450:24:47

-Wednesday.

-What name is given to

0:24:470:24:49

the type of hernia in which part of the stomach

0:24:490:24:51

protrudes through the diaphragm into the chest?

0:24:510:24:53

-Hiatus.

-Which former Emmerdale and Doctor Who actress

0:24:530:24:57

plays Queen Victoria in the 2016 TV series Victoria?

0:24:570:25:00

-Emma Bunton.

-Jenna Coleman.

0:25:000:25:02

What name is given to the Roman defensive wall

0:25:020:25:04

built across northern Britain

0:25:040:25:06

between Bowness-on-Solway and Wallsend-on-Tyne in about 122 AD?

0:25:060:25:10

Hadrian's.

0:25:100:25:11

Which animal that once roamed

0:25:110:25:13

the American plains in huge numbers

0:25:130:25:15

was declared the country's national mammal in May 2016?

0:25:150:25:18

-Buffalo.

-Or bison, yes.

0:25:180:25:19

Which mountain on the border of France and Italy

0:25:190:25:21

is the highest in the Alps?

0:25:210:25:22

Mont Blanc.

0:25:220:25:24

Which Agatha Christie character

0:25:240:25:25

is helped in his investigations

0:25:250:25:27

by Captain Arthur Hastings

0:25:270:25:28

and Inspector James Japp, among others?

0:25:280:25:31

-Clouseau?

-No, Poirot.

0:25:310:25:32

What flowers did William Wordsworth see

0:25:320:25:34

in the poem that begins,

0:25:340:25:35

"I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills"?

0:25:350:25:39

Daffodils.

0:25:390:25:40

According to the Book of Genesis,

0:25:400:25:41

Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed with fire and what?

0:25:410:25:44

Brimstone.

0:25:440:25:46

Which psychopathic villain and arch enemy of Batman

0:25:460:25:49

is played by Jared Leto in the 2016 film Suicide Squad?

0:25:490:25:53

Pass.

0:25:550:25:56

Which French fashion designer first worked with Madonna

0:25:560:25:59

on her costumes for the 1990 Blond Ambition Tour

0:25:590:26:02

that included the famous conical bra?

0:26:020:26:03

Jean-Paul Gaultier.

0:26:030:26:05

What type of pin is known in America as a thumb tack?

0:26:050:26:08

-Safety... No, drawing...

-Drawing pin.

0:26:090:26:11

The killing of which animals

0:26:110:26:12

was the subject of the Krebs experiment,

0:26:120:26:14

which aimed to study the impact

0:26:140:26:16

on the infection rate of TB in cattle?

0:26:160:26:18

Pass.

0:26:180:26:20

The survey of England carried out on the orders of William the Conqueror

0:26:200:26:23

is known by a name that refers to the final day of judgment

0:26:230:26:25

because there was no appeal

0:26:250:26:27

against the taxes detailed in it. What name?

0:26:270:26:29

-Revelations?

-Domesday Book.

0:26:290:26:31

Which Yorkshire town gives its name to a double-loin lamb chop?

0:26:310:26:34

Ooh!

0:26:360:26:38

Pass. Oh!

0:26:380:26:39

Which creatures have two pairs of legs

0:26:390:26:41

per segment, although the name suggests

0:26:410:26:42

they have ten times as many as the centipede?

0:26:420:26:44

-END-OF-ROUND-BUZZER

-Millipede?

-Yes.

0:26:440:26:47

-And that was an important point.

-Was it?

0:26:480:26:51

Well, I'll tell you in a minute.

0:26:510:26:52

You had three passes.

0:26:520:26:54

-The Barnsley Chop, which you...

-Barnsley!

0:26:540:26:56

Yeah, you knew that, of course you did.

0:26:560:26:59

The subject of the Krebs experiment was badgers.

0:26:590:27:01

And the psychopathic villain was the Joker.

0:27:010:27:05

Paul, you have scored...

0:27:050:27:07

-19 points! HACKER:

-Hooray!

0:27:070:27:09

Phew! At the end of the general knowledge round,

0:27:260:27:29

let's have a look at all the scores.

0:27:290:27:30

In fourth place, with 11 points, Omid.

0:27:300:27:33

Third place, 13 points, Sonali.

0:27:330:27:34

Second place, 18 points, Hacker.

0:27:340:27:37

First place, 19 points, Paul!

0:27:370:27:40

APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:27:400:27:43

Woof! Woof!

0:27:480:27:50

Woof!

0:27:500:27:52

APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:27:520:27:55

He's not barking at me!

0:27:570:27:59

Paul.

0:28:030:28:05

Thank you, folks.

0:28:080:28:09

May I say congratulations and what a relief it is that you won!

0:28:090:28:13

But, I mean, you beat a dog when all is said and done.

0:28:130:28:16

I think I had saved mankind, haven't I? Yeah?

0:28:160:28:20

It could have been a lot worse.

0:28:200:28:21

Anyway, that aside, congratulations, very well done.

0:28:210:28:24

Thank you.

0:28:240:28:25

You don't have to be a celebrity, or indeed a dog,

0:28:250:28:27

to take part in the regular Mastermind programme.

0:28:270:28:30

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0:28:300:28:33

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