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First in the spotlight tonight

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is the former England cricketer Graeme Swann.

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His specialist subject - the Star Wars films.

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APPLAUSE

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Next, the Gogglebox vicar, the Reverend Kate Bottley.

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She'll be answering questions on Adrian Mole.

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Janice Long, the Radio 2 presenter,

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takes as her subject the Liverpool band Echo And The Bunnymen.

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And the singer Paul Carrack on Sheffield Wednesday.

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Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind with me, John Humphrys,

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and four people who've had plenty of experience of performing in front

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of very large audiences - but not under this sort of pressure.

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The prize is not money, of course - their fee goes to charity -

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but it's the honour of winning the Celebrity Mastermind title.

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The challenge - correctly answering 90 seconds of questions

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on their specialist subjects and two minutes on general knowledge.

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Easy? Maybe not.

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Let us find out.

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Our first contender, please.

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And your name is...

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Your chosen charity...

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And your chosen subject...

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Star Wars in 90 seconds.

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During their lightsaber duel in the original film,

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who tells Darth Vader,

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"You can't win. If you strike me down,

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"I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"?

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Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Which fellow droid does C-3PO refer to as

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"an overweight glob of grease"

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and "a near-sighted scrap pile"?

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R2-D2.

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In the first film, Governor Tarkin tests the Death Star

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by ordering the destruction of Princess Leia's home planet.

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What's its name?

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Alderaan.

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David Prowse plays Darth Vader in all three films.

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Who provides his voice?

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James Earl Jones.

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In The Empire Strikes Back, what's the name of Luke Skywalker's rear gunner

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who's killed during the Empire's attack on the ice world of Hoth?

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Dak.

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What is the name of the spaceport on Tatooine

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that Obi-Wan describes as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy"?

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Mos Eisley.

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What is the name of the giant, hairy creatures with curled horns

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that the Sand People use for transport?

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Er...pass.

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In The Empire Strikes Back, after Han Solo claims that

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Princess Leia had expressed her true feelings for him, she responds

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by calling him a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking...

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Nerf herder.

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When Han Solo is about to be put into carbon freeze,

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Leia tells him that she loves him. What is Han's two-word reply?

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"I know."

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Luke Skywalker travels to which system to be

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trained by the Jedi Master Yoda?

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The Dagoba System.

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Who co-wrote the screenplay for The Empire Strikes Back with Leigh Brackett,

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and for Return Of The Jedi with George Lucas?

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Irvin Kershner.

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Lawrence Kasdan.

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In Return Of The Jedi, what is the name of the admiral

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who commands the rebel fleet that attacks the second Death Star...

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BEEP ..and orders evasive action when he realises

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they've flown into a trap?

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Admiral Ackbar.

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Is correct. You had just one pass, Graeme.

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Those giant, hairy creatures are called Banthas.

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Yeah.

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You have scored, Graeme, ten points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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And your name is...

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Your chosen charity...

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Your chosen subject...

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Adrian Mole in 90 seconds.

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Adrian announces that he and Pandora Braithwaite are officially in love

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during a protest against the banning

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of an item of clothing at school. What clothing?

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Red socks.

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Adrian endures months of menacing from the school bully, Barry Kent,

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until a member of his family puts a stop to it. Which member?

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His grandmother.

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What does Adrian leave out of the first draft

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of his experimental novel,

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Lo! The Flat Hills Of My Homeland?

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An agent advises him to put them back in.

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Vowels.

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Which TV programme does Adrian describe as one that

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encourages not-very-bright people to confront other inadequate people

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-with their grievances?

-Could you repeat the question, please?

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Which TV programme does Adrian describe as one that

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encourages not-very-bright people to confront other inadequate people

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with their grievances?

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The Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Adrian is suspended from school for a week after he writes

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a poem on the toilet wall. What's the poem called?

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Pass.

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The third book of the series, True Confessions, includes

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entries from a secret diary that was discovered

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at a car-boot sale in Grantham. Whose diary?

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Margaret Thatcher.

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In The Cappuccino Years, Pandora's mother has had

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a slight stroke but has made an excellent recovery,

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apart from the total loss of which sense?

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Smell.

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Dress sense.

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What is the name of Mr Carlton-Hayes' partner?

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Adrian can't tell whether the person is a man or a woman,

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even after he talks to them on the phone?

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Leslie.

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Barry Kent's fiancee, Cindy, has a baby while he is in prison.

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What does she name it?

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Caistor?

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-Carlsberg.

-Oh!

-Yes.

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What is the occupation of Adrian's Auntie Susan,

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who receives an award from Jack Straw?

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She's a prison guard.

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For which constituency is Pandora elected... BEEP

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..as a Labour MP in the 1997 general election?

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Islington.

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No, Ashby-de-la-Zouch!

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-Of course!

-You had one pass.

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The poem he wrote on the toilet wall was called The Future.

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-Of course.

-As you would expect from him.

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You've scored, Kate, seven points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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And your name is...

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And your chosen charity...

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The Florrie Institute in Liverpool.

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And your chosen subject...

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Echo and the Bunnymen. Here we go.

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Echo and the Bunnymen played their first gig

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at a club in Matthew Street, Liverpool, in November 1978. Which club?

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Eric's.

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What's the title of the band's debut single that was released in the UK

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in 1979 on Zoo Records, with Read It In Books on the B-side?

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The Pictures On My Wall.

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The director Anton Corbijn shot the video for the Bunnymen's single The Game

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during their tour of which South American country in 1987?

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Mexico?

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Brazil. Which song includes the chorus...

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"Fate, up against your will"

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"Through the thick and thin he will wait until you give yourself to him"?

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The Killing Moon.

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The Bunnymen opened their headline Saturday-night set at the '85 Glastonbury Festival

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with a version of which Jonathan Richman song?

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-Sarah.

-She Cracked.

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What was the name of the first manager of the Bunnymen who,

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with David Balfe, formed Zoo Management?

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-He was replaced by Mick Hancock in 1984.

-Bill Drummond.

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The video for which Echo and the Bunnymen single

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features Will Sergeant dressed as a fish,

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Les Pattinson as a penguin and Ian McCulloch in drag?

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Bring On The Dancing Horses.

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-Seven Seas.

-Sorry! Ooh!

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Which 1985 single release that also features on the soundtrack

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of the film Pretty In Pink opens with the lyrics...

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"Jimmy Brown, made of stone Charlie Clown, no way home"?

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Dancing Horses.

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Which Indian violinist features on the group's third album, Porcupine?

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Oh!

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-Tony.

-Shankar.

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Who temporarily replaced Ian McCulloch as the band's lead singer in '89?

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-Noel Burke.

-He'd formerly sung with the band with the band St Vitus Dance.

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Noel Burke's correct.

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The band had a top-ten comeback hit in '97

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with a single that features Liam Gallagher on backing vocals. Which song?

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-Evergreen.

-Nothing Lasts... BEEP

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-Nothing Lasts Forever!

-That's the thing, isn't it?

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-You get them the second afterwards.

-I'm so scared!

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Well, look, you're not alone.

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-Janice, you've got six points.

-OK, thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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And our final contender, please.

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And your name is...

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Your chosen charity...

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And your chosen subject...

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Sheffield Wednesday, in 90 seconds.

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Sheffield Wednesday was founded in 1867.

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In 1899, they moved to their current home ground,

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which was originally called Owlerton but is now known by what name?

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Hillsborough.

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Who joined the club from Marseille in 1992 and was chosen by

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the Football Writers' Association as footballer of the year

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at the end of his first season?

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Chris Waddle.

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The first of Wednesday's three FA Cup Final victories was in 1896,

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when Fred Spiksley scored both goals in a 2-1 win against which club?

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Er... Wolverhampton Wanderers?

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Which Serbian-American businessman bought the club in 2010 and sold it in 2015?

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Milan Mandaric.

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The club won four league titles between 1903 and '30

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although since then, the nearest they've come

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to a fifth is finishing runners-up behind which team in 1961?

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Tottenham Hotspur.

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Jack Charlton managed the club from 1977 till '83.

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Which former Wednesday player replaced him?

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Howard Wilkinson.

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Who was banned for 11 matches for pushing the referee to the ground

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after being sent off during a match against Arsenal in 1998?

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Paolo Di Canio.

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Wednesday played on Christmas Day for the last time in 1957,

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when they drew 4-4 at home against which club?

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Er...

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-Blackburn Rovers.

-Preston North End.

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In 1935, Wednesday won the FA Cup for the third time.

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Who scored all six of their matches, including the winner in the final?

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Ellis Rimmer.

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Wednesday played in the Premier League from its foundation in '92

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until they were relegated in which year?

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-2000.

-Which club did Wednesday beat 3-1 on aggregate

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in the 2016 Championship play-off semifinals... BEEP

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-..before losing to Hull City in the final?

-Brighton.

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Brighton is correct.

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Well, almost all right, Paul. Ten points.

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APPLAUSE

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Well done.

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Well, that's a close contest so far. Let's have a look at all the scores.

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In fourth place, six points, Janice.

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Third place, seven points, Kate.

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Joint first place,

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ten points apiece, Graeme and Paul.

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So, the general knowledge round now, and if there's a tie

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at the end of it, then the number of passes is taken into account

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and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

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Let us get on with it and ask Janice to join us again, please.

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And we've got something in common, I suppose, Janice,

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in that we both do the radio, and I...

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-Opposite ends!

-..go to work as you come home from work.

-Yes, exactly.

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-Cos you finish at... What?

-I finish at three.

-Three in the morning?

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-So I get home about twenty to four.

-Go on at midnight?

-Yeah.

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But there's a big advantage to broadcasting in the middle of the night, isn't there?

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Well, it's great because the audience are really listening.

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There are no distractions. They're very discerning.

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They're very innovative. They've got time to, you know,

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join in if you're having a topic or whatever.

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They're very funny and, of course, people forget that, you know,

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when they're in bed, there are people baking the bread,

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they're printing the newspapers, they're looking after the sick,

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they're fixing cars, they're students who are doing dissertations.

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I even had a bloke get in touch with me and he was doing IVF for salmon.

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-So it's all going on!

-Doing IVF for salmon?

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Yeah, and I googled to see if that was possible and it does exist!

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-So...

-You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you?

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I have been working for the BBC since 1979.

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April the 1st, 1979, I joined Radio Merseyside

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and I remember seeing you in the newsroom.

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Absolutely, because I started on Merseyside for the BBC as well.

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-Yeah, so there you go.

-Absolutely.

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Right, now, Janice, you have six points so far.

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Plenty of time to catch...

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Well, two minutes to catch up with your massive general knowledge.

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-Calm down, calm down.

-Here we go.

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What is the name of the pensioner chat-show hostess

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who was originally created by Caroline Aherne as an agony aunt for local radio?

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Doris.

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Mrs Merton. "Chien" is the French word for which animal?

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-Sorry?

-Chien.

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-Cat.

-Dog.

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Which country finished third in the gold-medal table behind the USA

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and Team GB at the 2016 Olympic Games?

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China.

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In a Disney animated film, what is the name of the lonely Hawaiian girl

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who adopts an ugly extraterrestrial creature and calls it Stitch?

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Er, Tony.

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No, Lilo.

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What smoked fish is used in the Scottish soup cullen skink?

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Haddock.

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Which pop-soul band topped the UK singles chart for five weeks in 2016 with 7 Years?

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-It was the UK's longest-reigning number one by a Danish act.

-Oh!

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Oh, I know them! Er...

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-L...

-SHE ROLLS TONGUE

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-Lukas...

-Yeah...

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Thomas. I can't think.

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Lukas Graham. "Throstle" is an archaic name for which songbird?

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-Sorry?

-"Throstle" is an archaic name for which songbird?

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-Thrush.

-Yes.

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According to the theme song of a children's TV series that was first broadcast in 1976,

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if your mansion house needs haunting, who should you call?

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If your...

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Mansion house needs haunting, who should you call?

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-Joan.

-Rentaghost.

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Which celebrated English landscape painter

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had the forenames Joseph Mallord William? JMW.

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-Constable.

-Turner.

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The songs If I Were A Bell, Luck Be A Lady and A Bushel And A Peck

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come from which stage musical with music and lyrics by Frank Loesser?

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Luck Be A Lady...

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Er... Oh!

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-Take a stab at it.

-I can't even think of...

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Er, G-Guys And Dolls.

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Yes, Guys And Dolls, you see. That's the point!

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The island of Hoy, famous for its rock stack known as the Old Man,

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is the second-largest of which group of islands

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off the north of Scotland? BEEP

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-Islands off the north of Scotland?

-Shetlands.

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Oh, nearly. Orkney.

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But, anyway, you got into double figures. You have ten points.

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-Thank you very much.

-APPLAUSE

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And now Kate, again, please.

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And, er...

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I'm trying to think - if you'd said to somebody a few years ago,

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"I became famous because I watch telly"...

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-Yeah.

-..people would think you were mad, wouldn't they?

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Yeah, well, it's a crazy idea for a TV show, isn't it?

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But the whole reason that we ended up doing the show was because

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I pronounced this couple, Gary and Tracey,

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husband and wife and then the music started playing and I started

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dancing and they danced and the au...

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I nearly said "audience"!

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The congregation danced and they put that online

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and it got seven million hits.

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-Seven million?

-I know!

-And what did the bishop say?

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Well, we were between bishops at that time, so, you know...

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It's always easier to ask for forgiveness

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than it is for permission, John.

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Right. LAUGHTER

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But when you're doing the show, Gogglebox, your husband, actually...

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-He doesn't... Graham, he doesn't say very much.

-You know what?

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He says loads! You can't shut him up.

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But he speaks in very, very long sentences

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and he's not that interesting, so they chop him up.

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Can I just remind you that

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another one of the Christian codes is charity?

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There's... You know...

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Graham's the only reason I started going to church.

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I'm not from a religious family at all.

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I was at school and I saw this gorgeous young man crossing

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the quad at school and I said to my friend, "Who's that?"

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She said, "The vicar's son," and I thought,

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"Well, I'd better start going to church, then, hadn't I?"

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-That was it?

-That was it. I only went...

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-So it was lust that got you...?

-Well, you know, I...

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You call it lust, I call it infatuation.

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But I only went for a snog and I ended up with a dog collar.

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It's not really what I had in mind!

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LAUGHTER

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-Right. Now, you've got seven points...

-I did.

-..so far.

-Oh!

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-But you've got two minutes of general knowledge now.

-OK.

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This is where you, er...

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get into the... LAUGHTER

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Oh! Well, I don't think...

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-If I were them, I would object to that, because you're...

-Oh, right, OK. There you go.

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Oh, there we are. Fine, as long as they all get the same thing. Right, here we go.

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In which European capital city are the ruins of the Colosseum

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and the Circus Maximus?

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-Rome.

-A queen excluder is a selective barrier used by people

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engaged in what pastime or occupation?

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-Sailing?

-Beekeeping.

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In which Ocean is the Mariana Trench, which contains the Challenger Deep,

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the deepest known point on earth, around 36,000 feet below sea level?

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-The Atlantic.

-The Pacific.

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The aspen or trembling poplar belongs to which family of trees?

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The fir tree.

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Willow. What name is given to the light plastic hoop

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first manufactured in the late '50s that was used

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as a toy for children and an exercise aid for adults?

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Hula Hoop.

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Who, in 1970, became the first actor to be awarded a life peerage?

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He took Brighton as part of his title.

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David Attenborough.

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Laurence Olivier. Lord Olivier.

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With which song did Ben E King finally top the UK singles charts in 1987,

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nearly 26 years after its first entry?

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Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay?

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Stand By Me. Which topical television panel game has Paul Merton and Ian Hislop

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as team captains and is hosted by a different guest presenter each week?

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Have I Got News For You.

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What general term is used for schemes that encourage

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drivers to leave their vehicles outside congested city-centre areas

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and complete their journey by public transport?

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-Park and ride.

-The name of which long-distance challenge in Britain,

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undertaken by cyclists and walkers,

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is known as Lejog from the first letter of its start and end points?

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Land's End to John O'Groats.

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Which London street that was once famous for journalism adjoins Salisbury court,

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where the diarist Samuel Pepys was born in February 1663?

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-Fleet Street.

-Which actress has starred in

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the big-screen comedies Bridesmaids, Spy, The Heath

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and the 2016 all-female remake of Ghostbusters?

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Melissa McCarthy.

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In the jargon of the old American West, Boot Hill referred to what?

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-Graveyard.

-Yeah, or cemetery.

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Victoria, Cambridge Gage and Mirabelle are all varieties of which fruit?

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-Peach.

-Plum. In the Norfolk-based television series Kingdom,

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what is the profession of the title character, played by Stephen Fry?

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Police officer.

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No, solicitor. Which DJ, who died in October 2004,

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said that Teenage Kicks by The Undertones was his favourite record?

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BEEP It was played at his funeral.

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-Think of a DJ.

-2004, DJ?

-Make it quick.

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I'm trying to think of one that's not still alive,

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-so I don't offend anybody.

-Well, that would be wise.

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Terry Wogan.

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-No, it was John Peel.

-Oh.

-Yeah, there you go.

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You've now got a total, Kate, of 15 points.

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APPLAUSE

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And now Graeme again, please.

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And, er...

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You're in the business of doing what many of my interviewees do -

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-you're a spinner.

-Yes! I'm better than they are, though.

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You're better than they are. Well, that's true. We don't...

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-Yeah. So, look, you've got the ball.

-Yeah.

-And do you put the spin...

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-Yeah, go on. Show me.

-Well, the official way,

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the MCC way of coaching, at the Marylebone Cricket Club, is you put

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the ball between your fingers and pretend you're opening a door knob.

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-Really?

-So that...

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-In the rough and short of it, that's how you do it.

-Sounds easy!

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But I used to ram it further in my hand and try and rip it

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as hard as I could. It's not very good for your fingers.

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I've just about got the skin back on my knuckle.

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-I finished playing three years ago.

-Honestly?

-Yes.

-And what...

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You were amongst the best.

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I mean, what is it that makes one spinner better than another?

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I don't know. I think spinners have to be very mentally strong

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because if you get hit for six, as a fast bowler you can bowl

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a bouncer the next ball and try and frighten the batsman.

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As a spinner, you can't do anything.

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You're 50mph and they can hit you further and further out the ground

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so you've got to be very thick-skinned and very thick,

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-as my dad used to say to me.

-I'd never thought of that.

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Because yes, it looks,

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as a spectator who knows nothing about the game,

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so much easier to bash a spinning ball than one that's coming at you...

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You have to put a brave face on and pretend it's all part of the master plan.

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"Yeah, I know what you're doing!" And then you turn around and go,

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"Oh, God, don't do it again!"

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-Do you ever wish you'd been a fast bowler?

-Not in the...

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Wicketkeeper, definitely.

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On those cold days in April, they get big gloves to wear and I didn't.

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They haven't got to run around, have they and...

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-No.

-That's true. Right.

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You've got ten points so far and 15 is the score to beat.

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Let's see if we can do it with your general knowledge. Here we go.

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Which vegetable can be French, runner or baked?

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Bean.

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The BBC drama series Poldark, based on the novels by Winston Graham,

0:21:010:21:05

is set in which English county?

0:21:050:21:07

Cornwall.

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The name of which electronic device is derived from the words "transfer resistor"?

0:21:080:21:12

Radio?

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Transistor. In the 1972 film The Godfather,

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what is put in the producer Jack Woltz's bed

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to make him change his mind and give a film role to Johnny Fontane?

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A horse's head.

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What word can mean either "a large basket used for laundry or picnics"

0:21:260:21:29

or "to impede the progress of something"?

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-Hamper.

-Yes.

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Which American cavalry officer's last stand was the Battle of Little Bighorn,

0:21:320:21:36

when he was killed, in 1876?

0:21:360:21:38

George Custer.

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Which band had their biggest UK single with If You Leave Me Now,

0:21:390:21:43

which topped the charts in 1976?

0:21:430:21:45

They're named after the American city where they formed in 1966.

0:21:450:21:50

-Can I sing it to you instead?

-Go on, then.

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# If you leave me now... #

0:21:520:21:53

Right, now give me the answer.

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Oh, Philadelphia.

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-Chicago!

-Grr!

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What name is given to the rough, granular leather typically made from

0:21:580:22:01

the skin of a shark or ray and frequently dyed green?

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Rawhide?

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Shagreen. Which popular variety of potato with a white skin

0:22:060:22:09

with pink colouration was introduced in 1902

0:22:090:22:12

and named after the monarch who was crowned that year?

0:22:120:22:14

King Edward.

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In the Superman comics, what is the name of Clark Kent's girlfriend,

0:22:150:22:18

whom he finally married in 1996?

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Lois Lane.

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Which future dictator was born in Braunau am Inn in Austria on 20th April 1889?

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Adolf Hitler.

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Wallasey, West Kirby and Willaston are all places

0:22:290:22:31

on which peninsula in north-west England?

0:22:310:22:33

Birkenhead.

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Wirral. Which rock star has played the title roles

0:22:350:22:37

in the films Lisztomania, Tommy and McVicar?

0:22:370:22:41

Sting.

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Roger Daltrey. How many square faces does a cube have?

0:22:420:22:45

Six.

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In pantomime, what name is given to the leading male role

0:22:470:22:50

traditionally played by a woman in tights?

0:22:500:22:52

-Dame.

-Principal boy.

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The song Oh, Pretty Woman, which is the recurrent theme of the film Pretty Woman,

0:22:530:22:57

was written by Bill Dees and who? BEEP

0:22:570:23:00

Roy Orbison.

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Roy Orbison is correct.

0:23:010:23:03

No passes, Graeme. You've now got 20 points.

0:23:030:23:06

APPLAUSE

0:23:060:23:08

And finally, Paul again, please.

0:23:160:23:19

-And, Paul...

-Yeah.

-..you've been singing for a long time.

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-It's 40 years plus, isn't it?

-Er, yeah.

0:23:250:23:28

Well, I didn't start out singing, actually.

0:23:280:23:30

-I started out playing drums.

-Mm.

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And I sold the drums to buy an organ,

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although I couldn't play very much at all,

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in order to join the local soul band.

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But I didn't sing until...

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-Oh, about ten years down the road, actually.

-Still a long time ago.

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Long enough, yeah.

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And I'm interested whether, as a singer, you have to keep

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adapting your style as the years, the decades, go by.

0:23:530:23:58

Well, a little bit. I mean, I've always been into all kinds of music.

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You know, I've got very wide taste and I think...

0:24:020:24:06

I think the era that influenced me the most was around the '60s.

0:24:060:24:11

I was a big fan of soul music and Motown and all that sort of stuff

0:24:110:24:15

and that's been my major influence.

0:24:150:24:17

And that kind of goes in and out of style a little bit but I don't think

0:24:170:24:21

it's a good idea, at my age, to be trying to follow trends!

0:24:210:24:26

Well, why would you?

0:24:260:24:27

Presumably, you don't need to because people who like you like your music and that's...

0:24:270:24:31

Well, I think so. I mean, I...

0:24:310:24:33

I'm enjoying this stage in my career

0:24:330:24:36

and it's probably the most enjoyable, actually, in many ways.

0:24:360:24:40

-Really?

-Yeah, I think so.

-Because?

0:24:400:24:42

I'm a little more established now as a solo artist -

0:24:420:24:44

I've been in loads of bands and stuff, but...

0:24:440:24:48

I have a real nice following of people that still come to the shows

0:24:480:24:52

and are very, er...

0:24:520:24:55

-you know, encouraging. And so, yeah, no, things are...OK.

-Good.

0:24:550:25:02

-Long may it last.

-Thank you.

-Now, you have ten points.

0:25:020:25:05

The score to beat is 20, so here we go. Two minutes in which to do it.

0:25:050:25:10

Which rodent, introduced into Britain from America in the late 19th century,

0:25:100:25:13

has displaced its native red counterpart in most parts of the country?

0:25:130:25:17

Squirrel.

0:25:170:25:18

Yeah, the grey squirrel.

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Which cyclist became Britain's most-decorated Olympian at the Rio Games

0:25:190:25:23

when he won his eighth medal and fifth gold in the team pursuit event?

0:25:230:25:26

Bradley Wiggins.

0:25:260:25:27

Which 1948 Cole Porter stage musical, based on a Shakespeare comedy,

0:25:270:25:31

features the songs Wunderbar, I Hate Men and Brush Up Your Shakespeare?

0:25:310:25:36

Ooh, I don't know. My Fair Lady.

0:25:360:25:38

Kiss Me Kate.

0:25:380:25:39

What type of beer, known by the initials IPA, gets its name

0:25:390:25:42

because it was originally intended for the Far Eastern market?

0:25:420:25:46

Indian pale ale.

0:25:460:25:47

Which children's television series of 1980 featured occasional appearances

0:25:470:25:51

by Barbara Windsor as Saucy Nancy, a ship's figurehead,

0:25:510:25:53

Lorraine Chase as Dolly Clothes-Peg

0:25:530:25:56

and Billy Connolly as Bogle McNeep, an angry Scottish scarecrow?

0:25:560:26:00

Was it No Idea?

0:26:000:26:02

No, Worzel Gummidge.

0:26:020:26:03

Which classic children's book by Arthur Ransome was brought to the screen in 2016

0:26:030:26:07

in a film directed by Philippa Lowthorpe?

0:26:070:26:09

-The Invincibles.

-Swallows And Amazons.

0:26:100:26:12

What two words complete the proverb "a watched pot..."?

0:26:120:26:16

Never boils?

0:26:170:26:18

Which holiday resort on the North Wales coast is named after the 6th-century saint

0:26:180:26:22

who built a cell on the Great Orme, the headland that overlooks the town?

0:26:220:26:26

Llandudno.

0:26:270:26:29

Which large eagle is named after the malign creatures in Greek mythology

0:26:290:26:32

who were half bird and half woman?

0:26:320:26:34

No idea. Venus.

0:26:360:26:37

Harpy. The chart-topping album released by The Beatles in 1968 called The Beatles

0:26:370:26:42

is usually known by what name after the colour of its sleeve?

0:26:420:26:44

The White Album.

0:26:440:26:46

Roquefort, made in France from ewe's milk, is a variety of what foodstuff?

0:26:460:26:49

Cheese.

0:26:490:26:50

Which letter, the third of the Greek alphabet,

0:26:500:26:52

corresponds to the Roman letter G?

0:26:520:26:54

Selta.

0:26:580:26:59

Gamma. In The Muppet Show, what are the names of the two grumpy old men

0:26:590:27:02

who watch and heckle the cast from their seats in a box?

0:27:020:27:05

Er...Wilson and Henderson.

0:27:050:27:07

Statler and Waldorf.

0:27:070:27:08

What nickname was given to the world's first wide-bodied jetliner, the Boeing 747...

0:27:080:27:12

BEEP ..when it came into service in 1970?

0:27:120:27:15

The Jumbo.

0:27:150:27:16

The Jumbo. Correct.

0:27:160:27:18

You did well but not quite well enough.

0:27:180:27:21

-You got 18 points.

-OK, good.

0:27:210:27:23

APPLAUSE

0:27:230:27:25

APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:27:300:27:32

Well, Graeme held onto his lead. Let's have a look at all the scores.

0:27:320:27:35

In fourth place, ten points, Janice.

0:27:350:27:38

Third place, 15 points, Kate.

0:27:380:27:40

Second place, 18 points, Paul.

0:27:400:27:42

First place, 20 points, Graeme.

0:27:420:27:45

Graeme...

0:27:540:27:55

-Well done.

-Thank you very much.

-Not...

0:28:000:28:02

Not quite the Ashes but at least you can take it home with you.

0:28:020:28:05

I think it's better, to be honest.

0:28:050:28:08

You're lying!

0:28:080:28:09

At least this is the real thing. You don't get to touch the real Ashes.

0:28:090:28:13

-Is that right?

-No.

-Well done.

-Thank you.

0:28:130:28:16

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