Pennod 6 Darren Drws Nesa

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-# There's nowhere like home #

-Where are they?

-# Or so I'm told

-# There's nowhere like home

-# No #

-I don't believe this.

-# Home is just like you #

-SOUNDS OF DRAWERS SLAMMING

-Every time the same! Every time!

-He's cross again.

-It won't be anything much.

-The toothpaste tube pressed

-in the wrong place or something.

-How many times have I said?

-Ooh!

-I take it you haven't been

-for your relaxation session.

-What's wrong?

-What's wrong?

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-Someone's stolen my gardening socks.

-Gardening socks?

-I didn't know you had any.

-I didn't know they existed.

-I didn't know they existed.

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-Are they flowery?

-They're thick and fit snugly

-in my gardening shoes.

-Have you taken them?

-Have you taken them?

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-No.

-Let's call Sherlock to investigate.

-Let's call Sherlock to investigate.

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-Are you sure?

-I've no idea where they are.

-I've no idea where they are.

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-Go and look for them.

-I'll finish these first, OK?

-I'll finish these first, OK?

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-No, I want them now.

-Where are you going?

-Next door to steal them back.

-Yes?

-Yes?

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-Give them to me.

-Why?

-Why?

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-Because they're mine.

-I got these from Darren's drawer.

-Where are you going?

-Where are you going?

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-You're both stealing my socks.

-This has to stop.

-Cool head, David.

-Don't get so worked up.

-You'll get a heart attack.

-You'll get a heart attack.

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-I can't bear the thought.

-Dirty feet in my socks!

-My feet are clean, thank you.

-My feet are clean, thank you.

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-Feet are the dirtiest body part.

-After the backside.

-After the backside.

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-Hold on.

-I might be wearing your boxers too.

-They are a bit tight.

-They are a bit tight.

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-Ugh!

-Hey, Debbie!

-Your David's got big problems.

-Sitting in the garage

-with his eyes shut isn't working.

-Why? What's wrong?

-Why? What's wrong?

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-He's around the house...

-You've got a ring.

-Yes.

-David and I are engaged.

-You didn't mention a ring.

-I wasn't going to call

-to show it off.

-To see if you liked it.

-No.

-Thanks for considering my feelings.

-Congratulations.

-Aren't you a bit old to get engaged?

-Where's the old one?

-Where's the old one?

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-Do you want it back?

-No. What for?

-Your drawer.

-Darren's drawer.

-Stop stealing.

-That's nothing

-compared to what you stole from me.

-OK? What was David doing upstairs?

-OK? What was David doing upstairs?

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-Don't talk to me.

-What's wrong?

-My wife's got an engagement ring.

-It's time you bucked up.

-You knew they'd get married.

-You and Debbie are over.

-Sorry, but that's the truth.

-Sorry, but that's the truth.

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-I know.

-Where are you going?

-Where are you going?

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-Alan phoned.

-He wants me for an extra two hours.

-He wants me for an extra two hours.

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-Why the make-up then?

-I need to look my best, don't I?

-Do you?

-Do you?

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-Yes. Anything wrong with that?

-No, I suppose not.

-Where do you think you're going?

-Where do you think you're going?

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-Out for half an hour.

-Don't you fancy helping me

-in the garden?

-I've got a piano lesson soon.

-Dyfs, come here.

-I called Mrs Bradley Piano

-last night.

-We both agreed

-that you'll never be a pianist...

-..that will wow an audience

-at the Albert Hall.

-I've told you that for years.

-So, I've decided...

-..that you can give them up.

-Ooh! Yes! Yes!

-Yes!

-Yes! Yes!

-Oh!

-I love you.

-More than any son in the world

-loves his father this second.

-Thanks, Dad.

-Will you wear your gardening gear?

-Will you wear your gardening gear?

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-I'll garden all day if you like.

-Yes!

-# Oh, life is so good #

-Yes!

-Can't you knock any sense

-into your father?

-He's like a little boy

-that Santa Claus has forgotten.

-He does understand.

-He just doesn't know

-what he wants.

-Dyfrig's diary

-isn't in its usual place.

-Maybe he's found

-a better hiding place.

-The old place was rubbish.

-As if he wanted it to be found.

-I won't know

-what's happening to him now.

-Maybe that's for the best.

-You won't have to read about him

-being stabbed with pencils.

-I've persuaded Dad

-to let him give up piano lessons.

-But that isn't the problem.

-Isn't it?

-Isn't it?

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-No.

-We need to do something

-about Wild Adrian.

-Or you.

-I'll text him with a warning.

-He'll stop

-once he knows I'm after him.

-It'll take more than that.

-It'll take more than that.

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-Do you think he'll be home today?

-It's beach weather.

-Look for him until you find him.

-Then?

-Then?

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-Sort him out.

-Like you said you would.

-You're a hero, Darren.

-Is the sun lounger in the garage?

-Is the sun lounger in the garage?

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-It should be. Shall I look for it?

-No, it's OK. I'll sit out the back.

-No, it's OK. I'll sit out the back.

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-Have you seen Dyfs?

-He was on the phone

-arranging to meet his friend.

-Someone from the houses at the back.

-He climbed over the wall earlier.

-Really?

-Really?

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-Really.

-I don't believe this.

-Ooh, Daz.

-No lies, no excuses,

-I need your help in the garden.

-Oh, I've made other arrangements.

-Change them. That's not a request.

-Oh, that's a nuisance.

-I was in the mood

-to sort out that Adrian as well.

-MOBILE PHONE

-Hello?

-Hiya, Gemma. OK?

-Yes, thanks.

-Are you still coming tonight?

-Great. I'll see you later. Ta-ra.

-Was David upstairs earlier?

-Yes.

-What did he want?

-Looking for something.

-Prawns, steak, cava?

-What are we celebrating?

-Well, business is on the up.

-It's busier every day.

-And we've settled in, haven't we?

-It was a tough year for you.

-But Kevin and Darren

-have been great.

-Where would we be without them?

-We have fun, don't we?

-Yes.

-We've been very lucky, fair play.

-It could have been better

-for you and Kevin.

-Well, I can't have everything.

-He's still thinking of Debbie.

-That's silly.

-She's marrying someone else.

-Daz, what are you doing?

-No, stop the machine.

-Stop! Oh!

-What are you doing?

-What are you doing?

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-What's wrong with you?

-What's wrong with you, you mean.

-What have I done?

-What have I done?

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-You haven't got a clue.

-Don't be so ungrateful, David.

-You should be thanking me,

-not shouting like an idiot.

-You;re cutting the grass across.

-You;re cutting the grass across.

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-Eh?

-You're cutting across, not along.

-The stripes go that way,

-not this way.

-Are you all there?

-I cut along the grass.

-I cut along the grass.

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-Does it matter?

-Of course it matters!

-Out of the way.

-Hey, watch what you're doing.

-You shut up.

-Are you looking for trouble?

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-The last thing he did

-was let me give up the piano.

-How did I thank him?

-I legged it to go and play.

-This wouldn't have happened if...

-This wouldn't have happened if...

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-Don't blame yourself.

-It was my fault.

-It was my fault.

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-No, Dyfrig.

-I'll never forgive myself.

-Come on, don't cry.

-You're crying too.

-I'm crying because you're crying.

-I'm sad because you're sad.

-I don't like seeing you sad.

-You're sad often.

-I want Mam!

-It's not fair.

-I miss her so much.

-I know.

-You should be able

-to talk to Dad when you're sad.

-When you get bullied.

-I know you get bullied.

-I know you know.

-It won't happen again.

-How do you know?

-Darren's gone to sort the bully.

-Wild Adrian?

-MOBILE RINGS

-Hiya. Debbie?

-Is he?

-Dad's coming home.

-OK. I'll see you later.

-Thank goodness.

-Has Darren really gone

-to look for Wild Adrian?

-Yes, I think so. I sent him.

-I hope he hasn't.

-I'd better stop him.

-Dyfrig?

-Have you been fooling everyone?

-I'd like to have seen him.

-I'd like to have seen him.

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-And me!

-He spent half an hour

-gargling with mouthwash!

-Is Darren here? Where is he?

-Is Darren here? Where is he?

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-I'm not telling you.

-Has he gone to look

-for Wild Adrian?

-Yes.

-Does he know how wild

-Wild Adrian is?

-Everyone knows he's very wild.

-Everyone knows he's very wild.

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-Has he been gone long?

-Oh, no! All we can do

-is wait and pray.

-Oh, Darren. Did you find him?

-Yes.

-That Adrian's insane.

-He shouldn't be allowed out.

-What happened?

-What happened?

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-I called him a bully.

-Then he said, "I'm not a bully!"

-Then he headbutted me.

-Which proves I was right.

-Adrian's a bully in denial.

-Adrian's been falsely accused.

-Adrian's been falsely accused.

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-No, it was him.

-Uneven teeth,

-freckles, squeaky voice.

-Yes, but he didn't bully Dyfrig.

-Then who did?

-Have I got to go

-through this again?

-No-one was bullying Dyfrig.

-No-one was bullying Dyfrig.

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-No-one?

-No, he was lying to get attention.

-Because he was sad, poor dab.

-Really? I fancy bullying him myself.

-I'm going to clean this.

-Very considerate, Dyfrig, fair play.

-A surprise for when he comes home.

-Did you get this from a museum?

-Did you get this from a museum?

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-It works champion.

-Do you understand it?

-Lead to the choke first,

-to get petrol around the engine.

-Is there petrol in it?

-Is there petrol in it?

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-Yes, plenty.

-And a bucket over there

-to hold the cuttings.

-And just push it?

-And just push it?

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-You have to start it first.

-Once you do, watch out.

-Why?

-Why?

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-It goes like a bomb.

-What did I tell you?

-Too late, they're back.

-Will you sort out the machine,

-Gwenllian?

-I'm so glad you're alive.

-It'll take more than 230 volts

-to beat me.

-Are you alright?

-Are you alright?

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-Yes, built to last.

-He's lucky to be alive.

-He's lucky to be alive.

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-And us.

-Life's so fragile.

-We don't know

-what's around the corner.

-We've been talking and we've

-set a date for the wedding.

-Good news.

-Three days before Christmas.

-What do you say, Dyfs?

-What do you say, Dyfs?

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-Great, I'm happy for you.

-Sorry, Dad.

-I'll never do

-anything underhanded again.

-I know it's hard to believe,

-but I'll try my best.

-What are you celebrating?

-Oh, everything.

-Especially that your father

-saved David's life.

-# I need a hero #

-Someone looking for me?

-Someone looking for me?

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-Yes, me.

-Where have you been?

-For a sit-down.

-Time to think.

-About anything important?

-Yes.

-Something very important.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-I'll go.

-Hello.

-Gwenllian's keys.

-She left them at Alan's house.

-She left them at Alan's house.

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-Oh. Do you want to...

-No, thanks.

-Hiya!

-Hiya!

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-OK? I'm in a rush. Bye.

-Who was that?

-Who was that?

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-Trefor.

-Who's Trefor?

-Who's Trefor?

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-Alan's boyfriend.

-You didn't tell me Alan was gay.

-You didn't tell me Alan was gay.

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-Didn't I?

-I thought I had.

-Why? Is it important?

-Yes.

-Come on, baby.

-How long have you been there?

-How long have you been there?

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-Oh, you're lovely.

-Do you think so?

-I feel like the Elephant Man.

-What do you think

-of the man of the hour?

-It means hero, Gemma.

-It means hero, Gemma.

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-Oh, yes.

-My hero!

-We're in love!

-So I see.

-Nice for you.

-I had a boyfriend at your age.

-Rory, his name was.

-He joined the navy.

-What happened to him?

-What happened to him?

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-He jumped ship in Indonesia.

-I haven't seen him since.

-I haven't seen him since.

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-Epic fail. Massive shame for you.

-I haven't had much luck

-with men, to be honest.

-You should see her husband, Eddie.

-I've seen cleverer things

-in the monkey enclosure.

-Eddie could be nasty.

-Oh, your sad story

-makes me want to cry, Gwenllian.

-And now you're living with Dad.

-Make the most of your time together.

-You really like each other,

-and that doesn't happen often.

-Not everyone is as lucky.

-You're right, Gwenllian.

-Another pea, Darren?

-Darren, someone wants you.

-What?

-What?

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-Thanks for going to see Adrian.

-It was very brave.

-It was very daft, on so many levels.

-I never thought

-you'd do that for me.

-It wasn't for you. Angharad

-and Chloe were worried about you.

-Thanks anyway, and sorry again.

-Thanks anyway, and sorry again.

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-Bye.

-Wait.

-Wait.

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-What?

-Do you want your old room back?

-Do you want your old room back?

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-Why? What have you done to it?

-Nothing. It's yours,

-and I tricked you out of it.

-Do you want it?

-Do you want it?

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-No, I'm OK, thanks.

-Please come back, for your mother.

-Please come back, for your mother.

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-Where will you go?

-The attic, probably. Please?

-Did you mislead me on purpose

-about Alan being gay?

-Yes.

-Were you trying to make me jealous?

-Yes.

-Did it work?

-Yes.

-A small wedding then?

-Family and close friends?

-The man next door?

-The man next door?

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-We'll have to offer.

-I'll help to organize everything.

-I'll help to organize everything.

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-And I'll play the piano.

-Right, I'd better

-tell them next door.

-I'll come with you.

-Not to tease him, I hope.

-No, no, I want...

-..I want to thank him

-for saving my life.

-And me.

-And me.

-And me.

-Imagine they're little fairies

-dancing on your head.

-Do you feel better

-after being battered?

-Do you want the truth?

-Oh, hiya!

-Oh, hiya!

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-Hello!

-Are you OK?

-Are you OK?

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-Fine, thanks.

-Oh, hi, Gemma. Where is everyone?

-In the kitchen, I think.

-We've got something to tell you.

-Hello!

-We're not staying,

-just called in for a minute.

-I wanted to thank you, Kev.

-No problem.

-And to tell you

-that we're getting married.

-At Christmas.

-Congratulations!

-Maybe we will too.

-What do you think, Gwenllian?

-A double wedding?

-A double wedding?

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-Why not?

-Calm down.

-It's a joke!

-Is it?

-Yes?

-Well?

-Well...

-I'm speechless.

-I might need two speeches

-by Christmas.

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