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This colossal Golden Wall is worth £20,000.

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Today's three players have never met before.

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Can they work together to keep the Wall intact

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or will it all come crashing down?

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-DECIMATE.

-This is Decimate.

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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much. Welcome to Decimate.

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Let's meet this wonderful team hoping to win big money today.

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I'm Lisa, a student nurse from Edinburgh.

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I'm Iain, a retired geography teacher from West Sussex.

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I'm Tess, a fitness instructor from Essex.

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APPLAUSE Nice.

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-Tess, a fitness instructor?

-I am, yes.

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Recent thing but, yeah, I am a fitness instructor.

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-I know you wouldn't think it to look at me.

-Do you do classes?

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-Is it bodybuilding?

-I do classes.

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They are incredibly cheesy, I have terrible music, but I love it.

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It's not one of those, "And let's push it to the front,

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"and step it down and step it back"?

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Funny enough, you've been to one, haven't you?

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No, it's nothing like that.

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No, I do aqua classes, I do circuit classes, all sorts of things.

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What would you do with a share of £20,000?

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I'd love to go diving with great white sharks,

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which I know is a bit random, but I went to South Africa

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and really regretted not doing it, so that's on the bucket list.

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-I wish you the best luck. Welcome to the show.

-Thank you so much.

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-Iain.

-Shane.

-A retired geography teacher.

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This could come in handy, team.

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-So I'm led to believe.

-How do you fill your time now, then?

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Bit of gardening, bit of family history research,

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grandchildren, cycling.

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And what would you do with a share of £20,000?

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Depending on how much, some to charity.

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My wife says I need to buy more shirts,

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I don't quite know why, but...

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I've got a load of flowery shirts in the boot of my car

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that I used to wear a lot of,

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so if you need flowery shirts, come and see me.

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We could come to some sort of deal.

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-Welcome to the show, Iain.

-Thank you very much.

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-And Lisa.

-Hello.

-A student nurse.

-I am, yeah.

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-How long have you got to go?

-One year.

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-I've just finished second year.

-Really?

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-So it's really getting exciting now, yeah.

-What about family?

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I've got my husband and my two boys at home.

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-Can I show you something?

-Course you can, darling.

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One of my boys, Kyle, he made me this card and I'm hoping...

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This is his prediction of how well we're going to do today.

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-Look at those. A Golden Wall!

-Yeah.

-"Good luck! Decimate."

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-And who drew that?

-Kyle.

-Kyle.

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-He's my eldest son.

-Thanks for that, Kyle. Ah, welcome to the show, Lisa.

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In fact, welcome, Lisa, Iain, and Tess. Here's how Decimate works.

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The Golden Wall, the famous Golden Wall is worth £20,000.

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It's divided into ten columns worth £2,000 each.

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One at a time, you're going to step forward to face ten questions,

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one per column. You get a question right,

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that column is protected and will light up like this.

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-Look at that!

-Ooh.

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Get that right, the money stays in the game, as predicted by your boy.

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If we get a question wrong, well, sadly, this is what happens.

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DECIMATE.

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Fear the voice! The column is wiped out and, unfortunately,

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we will lose that cash for good.

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So, the idea, team, is to protect as much money as you can,

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because once all three of you have played,

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that is going to be what is at stake in our end game.

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Lisa, Iain, and Tess, I'm going to reveal some key words

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and these are going to appear in the first round of ten questions,

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so feast your lovely mince pies upon these.

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Having seen those key words,

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who's going to step forward and face the Golden Wall?

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-I'll do it.

-Yeah?

-Yeah. I'm happy to do that.

-Are you up for it, Tess?

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-Absolutely.

-You'll be the first to take on the Golden Wall,

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but before you do, we'll give Lisa and Iain 20 seconds

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to give you as many facts about those key words as they can.

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Don't let her down. 20 seconds starts now.

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-Balfour?

-Frank Cannon.

-Who's Frank Cannon?

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-The '70s detective.

-What was that in?

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-Cannon and Ball.

-Could be Cannon and Ball.

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-Could be Cannon and Ball.

-Ann Widdecombe,

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-she was in Strictly.

-Canon's only got one N.

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-Right.

-What could Flight be?

-Flight...

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What was the first flight to...?

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-Could be flight to space.

-Louis Bleriot.

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-Louis Bleriot?

-First flight...

-Time's up.

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-Any of that useful, Tess?

-I hope so.

-Let's hope so too.

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It remains to be seen but fingers crossed.

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OK, it's now time for you to leap forward,

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-as only a fitness instructor could do...

-Style it out.

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..and face the Golden Wall.

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APPLAUSE

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Tess, you're not completely on your own, my love.

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If there's an answer you're not sure about,

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you can pass back the question to Lisa and Iain.

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If they think you've given a wrong answer,

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they can buzz in to overrule and change your answer.

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But, as a team, you only have five overrules and five pass backs

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between all three of you over the whole show,

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so make sure we use them wisely, OK. Ready to play, Tess?

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-I think so, yeah.

-Good luck, my love. Here we go. Column number one.

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To protect £2,000, here comes question number one.

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-Have you seen the movie?

-I have. It's my favourite Bond film.

-Really?

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-I love Daniel Craig.

-He's good, isn't he?

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-So, I'm fairly confident that the answer is Monaco.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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OK, we're going to lock in Monaco. Tess is fairly confident.

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To protect column number one, Monaco, for £2,000.

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DECIMATE.

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No! No!

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-What happened there, Tess?

-I was...

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I was convinced it was Monaco. I've been to the casino in Monaco.

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I was convinced. It's Montenegro, isn't it?

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The answer was, in fact...

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-Ooh.

-Oh!

-Never mind. Listen,

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still early days. On the Wall is £18,000.

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It's still a lot of money, OK. Let's forget that even happened.

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-OK, can we start again?

-We'll start again with question number two.

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-I do really like Cluedo and...

-Yeah, but you really liked Casino Royale!

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Yeah, all right, all right! You don't have to rub it in!

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Um, I am 100% confident on this one. It's Hammer.

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-OK, we're going to lock in Hammer.

-Yeah.

-All right.

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No overrule from your teammates. Let's light up column number two.

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Let's start Tess's journey across the Wall. Hammer.

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-Yes, well done!

-Yay!

-This is how we play the game.

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We're up and running now. £18,000 on the Wall. Question number three.

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-Ooh, this is a tricky one.

-It is.

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Um, Reggae Reggae Sauce was obviously the Levi Roots one

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and he's got Jamaican...

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HP Sauce, there's obviously the House of Parliament.

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I'm going to say Tabasco and if they want to overrule me, they can.

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OK, we're going to lock in Tabasco Sauce.

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To light up column number three to protect another £2,000,

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Tess thinks it's Tabasco Sauce.

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-It's the right answer!

-Oh!

-APPLAUSE

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Good stuff. Right, column number four.

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Um, I really don't know.

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I am going to say...

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..37 seconds, but I haven't got a clue.

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OK, we're locking in 37 seconds.

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And there's no overrule from the teammates. 37 seconds,

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to light up column number four.

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DECIMATE.

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Iain, you were wavering then, mate.

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-You were kind of, like... What are you thinking?

-12.

-12?

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I nearly went for 12.

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-If this is right, the overrules are there for a reason.

-Yeah.

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Is it 12 seconds?

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-It is.

-12. I was torn.

-Never mind.

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On the Wall, there's still £16,000. We're still in a strong position.

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We've got five pass backs, five overrules still in play.

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Question number five, the halfway mark, Tess.

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Ooh. I really don't know. If she's written two...

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The question's worded so that she's probably written two

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and I'm thinking Father Figure, The Devil's Tune,

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they sort of gel together.

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The Clematis Tree, not necessarily but, again, I really don't know.

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I'm sorry to my teammates, but I'm going to say The Clematis Tree.

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Right, we're locking in The Clematis Tree.

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To protect £2,000, is Tess right?

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DECIMATE.

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Oh, no!

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-And they were behind you...

-This is not going well.

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It's not your fault. As a team... Cos you were nodding,

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-thinking she might be right, weren't you?

-Yep.

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The answer is...

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Right, so we've lost three columns.

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The Wall is now worth £14,000, a lot of money.

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To start the journey across the second half of the Wall,

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to protect another £2,000, column number six.

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Um, I'm going to go for Two.

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-It's many years since I've played billiards.

-Yeah?

-Many years.

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We're going back in time, you think it might be... Doo-doo-doo-doo...

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-It might be Two.

-It's all a blur, unfortunately.

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-It was all black and white in those days.

-Shall we lock in Two?

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We'll lock it in and hope that they can put me right.

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OK, we're locking in Two.

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-BUZZ No, we're not locking it in.

-Yay!

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Iain thinks differently. What do you think, Iain?

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White's worth one, red's worth two,

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-so I'm guessing, I'm thinking it's probably three.

-Yeah?

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We're changing it from Two to Three.

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To get back on track, was Iain right to overrule?

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-DECIMATE.

-Ooh!

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-Ooh!

-Iain! If this is Two, Tess...

-He's getting punched!

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You get him in a right good headlock, all right?

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To get you off the hook, it had better be One.

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The answer is...

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Right, leave it, love!

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Leave it, leave it!

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Back off, Iain, all right?! It's just a game.

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-Tess, calm down, all right.

-I'll see you after!

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-It's about the taking part.

-Yes, there's still £12,000, OK.

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We have four overrules and five pass backs.

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To protect another £2,000, question number seven.

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Ooh, I remember reading something recently about Top Gear

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and it was somebody really surprising, but I can't think.

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It's just not coming back to me.

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Don't forget, you've got five pass backs.

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Yeah, and Iain will obviously overrule me,

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-whether I'm right or not.

-Oh! LAUGHTER

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-Ha-ha!

-Fighting talk.

-I'm going to say...

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There's a divide in the team already.

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I'm going to say Angela Rippon, cos there's just something in my mind.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-We're going to lock in Angela Rippon.

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I just think he's scared to press the overrule button now.

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-He IS scared, he IS scared, yeah.

-You're right.

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To light up column number seven,

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was Angela Rippon the first presenter on Top Gear?

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-Yes!

-Yay!

-APPLAUSE

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Tess, come on, we're coming back now.

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Right, £12,000 on the Wall. Here comes question number eight.

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Mmm, on the basis Iain might have seen these on the telly,

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I'm going to use a pass back.

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Oh, right, now, she really is relying on you, Lisa, Iain.

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Mariner 4. Remember any of these, Iain?

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-No, before my time.

-Was it? OK.

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-'60, I think, is far too early.

-Yeah?

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-And I think '65 is far too early.

-Shall we lock in '70?

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-Shall we go '70?

-It's a guess.

-What are we going for?

-'70.

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OK, they're going to lock in 1970 to light up column number eight.

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-DECIMATE.

-Oh!

-Ooh!

-Not your fault, Tess.

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No, it's Iain's again.

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Iain's pointing at Lisa now. The answer is...

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Right,

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the Wall is worth £10,000.

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Penultimate question to protect another £2,000.

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I really haven't got the faintest. In the briefing beforehand,

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Iain was telling me about the prime minister Balfour.

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He was a prime minister,

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I'm going to guess at the Republic of Ireland,

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cos I wouldn't have thought we'd have had much say

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in matters relating to USSR or Israel,

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so I'm going to say Republic of Ireland.

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We're locking in Republic of Ireland. Lisa's nodding.

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OK, column number nine, to protect another £2,000,

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Republic of Ireland.

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DECIMATE.

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Oh!

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-Lisa, Iain, any ideas?

-Israel.

-Oh, you're saying Israel NOW, are you?

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-He was too scared to push the button.

-Was he?

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You think it might be Israel.

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You know it's Israel and you didn't press the button?

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-I was talked out of it.

-That's not true! He was too frightened.

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The answer is...

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-Iain, come on!

-I told you to go with your gut.

-Mmm.

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The Wall is now worth £8,000.

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There's not going to be anything left!

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Question number ten, your last and final question, Tess.

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-I love going to the theatre.

-Cool.

-It's one of my favourite things.

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All right, well, you've got this.

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-Yeah, Lindsay Lohan.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-We're locking in Lindsay Lohan.

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Come on, let's keep £8,000 in play for Round Two. Still a lot of money.

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Let's light up column number ten.

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-Well played, darling.

-Oh!

-APPLAUSE

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-Now, go and join your teammates.

-That's hard.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, team, unfortunately, we lost six columns there.

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But listen, don't despair. We've still got £8,000 in the game.

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It's a lot of money.

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We're going to take that and spread it equally across ten new columns

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and it's now going to look like this.

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Eight grand, right there. Each column is now worth £800.

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So, who's going to play next, Lisa or Iain?

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Here are those crucial key words to help you decide.

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Now, you've seen how tough it was for Tess up here.

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-Lisa, Iain, who's going to play next?

-I'll go.

-You go.

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-You're going for it, Iain?

-I'll go.

-Right, 20 seconds.

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Lisa, Tess, help out your teammate. Go.

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Big Lebowski's a film starring Jeff Bridges.

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It's got Steve Buscemi. It's about bowling.

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-Who's the Home Secretary?

-Beedle could be...

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-Beedle The Bard was by JK Rowling.

-Yes.

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-Tour...

-Chatham?

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Chatham could be anything. Chatham Dockyard.

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When did we join the EU before we left?

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Time is up, team.

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-Any of that useful, Iain?

-Not at all.

-OK.

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LAUGHTER

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Incredibly helpful, incredibly helpful.

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We'll find out. Please step forward and face the Golden Wall.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, we have £8,000, OK.

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Also very positive,

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-we've got four pass backs and four overrules in play.

-Yep.

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OK, to protect £800 in column number one, here comes your first question.

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-Geography teacher?

-Allegedly.

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This is not my region though, Europe.

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Finland is a long, narrow country, but it gets fat at the bottom.

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Sweden doesn't go as far north as you think it goes.

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Germany's quite a large country, isn't it?

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Come on, your maps, maps in the classroom.

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That's what I'm visualising. I'm trying to visualise the map.

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Sweden is out. It's either Finland or Germany.

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-I'm going to go Germany.

-Yeah? OK, our geography teacher...

-Thank you.

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..is going to lock in Germany.

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Girls, bearing in mind, he IS a geography teacher.

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-We bow to his knowledge.

-He must be right then!

-He must be.

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He must be right if he's a geography teacher, right?

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-I'm not going to live this down, am I?

-No, you are not!

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To light up column number one,

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Iain, our geography teacher, says Germany has the largest area.

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Thank you, Shane.

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DECIMATE.

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THEY SHRIEK AND LAUGH

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Oh, Iain! Were you a good geography teacher?

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-Clearly not.

-The answer is, in fact...

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Sweden.

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Geography teacher got it wrong. Right, we've lost column number one.

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-Dear, oh, dear.

-£7,200 on the Wall.

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We have four pass backs, four overrules in play.

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To protect £800, column number two.

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Um, I don't think it's the White House.

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I don't even know where Grant Park is.

0:19:130:19:16

I'm thinking of Forrest Gump

0:19:160:19:18

and I'm looking at the Lincoln Memorial

0:19:180:19:22

-and I think it's the Reflecting Pool.

-Yeah?

0:19:220:19:24

We're locking in the Reflecting Pool.

0:19:240:19:26

To protect £800, Reflecting Pool.

0:19:260:19:29

It's the right answer. APPLAUSE

0:19:320:19:35

Thankfully. Right, question number three to protect another £800.

0:19:350:19:39

I have no idea but I've been reliably informed that it's Bowling.

0:19:500:19:54

-This was mentioned in the brief.

-OK, let's lock in Bowling.

0:19:540:19:58

-Did you mention that, Tess?

-Yeah.

0:19:580:20:01

But she also thought Casino Royale was in Monaco.

0:20:010:20:03

-You also thought Germany... You know what I mean?

-Yeah, OK, 1-1.

0:20:030:20:08

LAUGHTER

0:20:080:20:10

Right, to light up column number three, it's got to be Bowling.

0:20:100:20:13

Good stuff. We're on a roll now. APPLAUSE

0:20:150:20:18

Column number four, another £800.

0:20:180:20:20

-Right, this is the guy who won the young rider, I think.

-Yeah?

0:20:320:20:36

Um, Cavendish is a sprinter and Geraint Thomas is a leg man.

0:20:360:20:42

I think Yates was disappointed he didn't get on the podium

0:20:420:20:46

-by coming fourth. I think it's Adam Yates.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:20:460:20:50

OK, we're locking in Adam Yates.

0:20:500:20:52

To protect another £800, column number four.

0:20:520:20:55

It's the right answer. Good stuff. APPLAUSE

0:20:560:20:59

Up to the halfway mark.

0:20:590:21:01

This is turning into a strong round now.

0:21:010:21:03

Column number five, question number five.

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I don't know the name David McKee. Not David McKee.

0:21:200:21:23

I'm torn between Oliver Postgate and Eric Thompson.

0:21:230:21:27

-I'm drawn to Oliver Postgate.

-Yeah?

-Oliver Postgate.

0:21:270:21:31

We're locking in Oliver Postgate. BUZZ

0:21:310:21:34

And there's an overrule from your teammates.

0:21:340:21:36

You think it's someone else?

0:21:360:21:38

I think it's David McKee and I don't know why,

0:21:380:21:40

but when the names came up, it jumped out.

0:21:400:21:42

I used to watch it when I was little

0:21:420:21:44

and the name's jumped out at me. David McKee.

0:21:440:21:46

OK, we're changing Iain's answer from Oliver Postgate to David McKee

0:21:460:21:52

to light up column number five.

0:21:520:21:56

-Yes!

-Oh! Shows what

-I

-know!

-APPLAUSE

0:22:000:22:04

Great use of the overrule. Well done, ladies.

0:22:040:22:07

Good stuff. Look at this. This is a strong round now.

0:22:070:22:10

We have four pass backs, three overrules in play.

0:22:100:22:12

Column number six to protect another £800.

0:22:120:22:15

Shakespeare WAS the Bard,

0:22:250:22:27

but I don't remember him writing anything like that.

0:22:270:22:30

I've read a lot of Shakespeare and I don't remember any of those.

0:22:300:22:32

It doesn't sound like a Dickens...

0:22:320:22:35

-JK Rowling.

-Yeah?

-JK Rowling.

-OK, we're locking in JK Rowling.

0:22:350:22:41

-No overrule from your teammates.

-I told him that in the brief.

0:22:410:22:44

-Apparently Tess told you that in the brief.

-I didn't remember.

0:22:440:22:47

Maybe it was there in the subconscious.

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It's there in the subconscious, that's what it is.

0:22:490:22:52

Iain says, through Tess, JK Rowling.

0:22:520:22:55

Good teamwork. Well done. APPLAUSE

0:22:570:23:01

We are pulling this back round, team. This is a strong Round Two.

0:23:010:23:06

Here comes question number seven.

0:23:060:23:08

I'm going to hand this back to the ladies, who seem to be on a roll.

0:23:220:23:25

-Going for a pass back?

-I'm going for a pass back.

0:23:250:23:27

-Ah, ladies, Iain finally has faith in you.

-No, he doesn't.

0:23:270:23:31

-Yes, he does.

-He doesn't have faith in himself.

0:23:310:23:34

-Do you think you've got this one?

-Tess does.

0:23:340:23:36

My instinct, when it came up, was Kate Moss,

0:23:360:23:38

-before the answers came up.

-OK.

-So, we're going to say Kate Moss.

0:23:380:23:42

-Happy with that?

-Yep.

-Happy with that?

-Yep.

0:23:420:23:45

Kate Moss. We're locking in Kate Moss.

0:23:450:23:47

The ladies' choice, supermodel Kate Moss,

0:23:470:23:51

to protect £800 in column number seven.

0:23:510:23:54

-It's the right answer.

-Oh!

-Good stuff. That's great teamwork.

0:23:560:23:59

APPLAUSE That was great teamwork, OK.

0:23:590:24:02

Here comes question number eight to protect another £800.

0:24:020:24:04

In the 1660s, we were fighting all sorts of...

0:24:190:24:22

-..battles against the Dutch.

-OK.

0:24:240:24:26

And I think this is Mr van Tromp.

0:24:260:24:29

-Netherlands.

-Netherlands. We're locking in the Netherlands.

0:24:290:24:33

Come on, let's light up column number eight

0:24:330:24:36

to protect another £800.

0:24:360:24:38

It's the right answer. Good stuff. APPLAUSE

0:24:400:24:44

If we get all the way through this wall,

0:24:440:24:46

and the only question that let you down was the geography question...

0:24:460:24:49

-I know!

-..you will not hear the end of it at home.

-I'm sure I won't.

0:24:490:24:53

Question number nine.

0:24:530:24:54

-Paul McCartney was actually at school with a friend of mine.

-OK.

0:25:060:25:10

So that makes him the same age as me.

0:25:100:25:13

It's got to be Ringo or Lennon, I would have thought.

0:25:130:25:16

-I'm going to say Lennon.

-Yeah?

0:25:160:25:19

OK, we're going to lock in John Lennon

0:25:190:25:22

to protect column number nine.

0:25:220:25:26

DECIMATE.

0:25:280:25:30

The answer is...

0:25:340:25:36

Ringo Starr.

0:25:370:25:38

OK, we've lost column number nine. The Wall is now worth £6,400.

0:25:380:25:42

Here comes your last and final question, Iain,

0:25:420:25:44

to protect another £800.

0:25:440:25:46

Margaret Beckett, was she ever at the Home Office?

0:25:580:26:01

Clearly not Theresa May.

0:26:010:26:03

-I've a feeling it's Jacqui Smith.

-Yeah?

-Jacqui Smith, yeah.

0:26:030:26:07

We're locking in Jacqui Smith...

0:26:070:26:09

..to bring £6,400 into Round Three.

0:26:110:26:14

Was Jacqui Smith the first woman

0:26:140:26:16

to hold the post of the UK Home Secretary, to protect £800?

0:26:160:26:20

Yes! Good stuff, buddy. Go and join your teammates.

0:26:230:26:27

APPLAUSE

0:26:270:26:30

Wow, listen, you've managed to keep £6,400 on our Golden Wall.

0:26:300:26:35

As before, we're going to take that and divvy it up into ten new columns

0:26:350:26:39

and it will now look like this.

0:26:390:26:42

-Each column is now worth £640. Lisa...

-Yeah.

0:26:430:26:48

You're up next, my love.

0:26:480:26:49

Remember, the more columns you can keep in play,

0:26:490:26:51

the more cash we're going to play for in the end game.

0:26:510:26:54

Here come the all-important key words.

0:26:540:26:57

Iain, Tess, look after your teammate. 20 seconds.

0:27:100:27:12

Were-rabbit was Wallace and Gromit.

0:27:120:27:14

-Yorkshire Village, Hebden.

-Yeah, Wallace and Gromit.

0:27:140:27:17

-What's Cyclops?

-Cyclops is a one-eyed monster.

0:27:170:27:21

It could have been in Dr Who or...

0:27:210:27:23

-1939 was the start of the war, wasn't it?

-September.

0:27:230:27:25

September. Yorkshire Village again - Hebden?

0:27:250:27:28

Census - there was one in 1941.

0:27:280:27:30

It could be where was Last Of The Summer Wine filmed?

0:27:300:27:33

-That was Holmfirth.

-OK, time is up, team.

0:27:330:27:36

Ooh.

0:27:360:27:38

-Right, are you ready, Lisa?

-Yes, as ready as I'll ever be.

0:27:380:27:42

Please step forward and face the Golden Wall.

0:27:420:27:44

APPLAUSE

0:27:440:27:46

Lisa, now, you've seen

0:27:470:27:49

-how your teammates have been playing the game.

-Very well.

0:27:490:27:52

We're not letting Iain off column number one just yet, OK,

0:27:520:27:57

but we have three pass backs and three overrules in play.

0:27:570:28:01

£6,400 right there.

0:28:010:28:04

To protect £640, here comes question number one, column number one.

0:28:040:28:08

-Well...

-Are you a fan of this?

0:28:210:28:23

I am and I've watched them all with the kids, so I know this one,

0:28:230:28:26

cos every time we go shopping, they make me buy it cos of that reason.

0:28:260:28:29

-Oh, right.

-So, I'm very confident it's Wensleydale.

0:28:290:28:33

-Wensleydale.

-Wensleydale. We're locking it in.

-Yeah.

0:28:330:28:37

To light up column number one

0:28:370:28:39

to start our journey across the Wall in Round Three, Wensleydale.

0:28:390:28:43

-DECIMATE.

-What?!

0:28:440:28:46

What?

0:28:460:28:47

You know what? There was me, upping it cos I thought you were right,

0:28:490:28:53

-cos you were so convinced, you convinced ME!

-I WAS convinced.

-Team?

0:28:530:28:57

I was pretty confident she was right as well, cos that's his thing.

0:28:570:29:01

The answer we were looking for was, in fact...

0:29:010:29:03

The Wall is now worth £5,760.

0:29:060:29:08

We have three pass backs, three overrules in play.

0:29:080:29:11

Here comes question number two.

0:29:110:29:12

-Hmm, that's a tricky one.

-Wow.

0:29:280:29:30

I think Elton John's got a song with Boogie-woogie in it.

0:29:300:29:34

I'm going to say Elton John and if the team want to overrule me,

0:29:340:29:39

-that's fine.

-OK.

-Elton John.

-We're going to lock in Elton John.

0:29:390:29:42

BUZZ

0:29:420:29:44

And there's an overrule from your teammates.

0:29:440:29:46

Iain, Tess, you're not convinced?

0:29:460:29:49

-No.

-OK.

0:29:490:29:51

We are thinking...that it is Jools Holland.

0:29:510:29:56

So, we're changing Lisa's answer from Elton John to Jools Holland.

0:29:560:30:00

Column number two.

0:30:010:30:03

Oh, good use of the overrule!

0:30:040:30:07

APPLAUSE

0:30:070:30:09

OK, column number three. We're up and running now.

0:30:100:30:13

I have no idea. Um, I should know this.

0:30:300:30:34

-I'm going to pass it back to my team.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:30:350:30:38

-OK, we've got three pass backs.

-Yeah, I'm going to use it.

0:30:380:30:41

OK, Iain, Tess.

0:30:410:30:42

-Well, it's not Acrostic.

-No?

-We've ruled out one.

0:30:420:30:45

Acrostic is where you use all the letters,

0:30:450:30:48

the word, as a sort of revision exercise.

0:30:480:30:51

Right, so if it's not Acrostic, what about the other two?

0:30:510:30:54

-It's one of the other two.

-Pangram or Lipogram. Which one?

0:30:540:30:57

-One of those two.

-OK.

-Yeah.

0:30:570:31:00

Down to you then, Tess. Which one do you think?

0:31:000:31:02

Oh, I have not got a clue.

0:31:020:31:04

Lipogram sounds like a made-up word.

0:31:040:31:07

Right, the Six O'Clock News is about to start,

0:31:070:31:09

-unless we lock something in.

-Pangram. Let's lock in Pangram.

0:31:090:31:12

-Shall we lock in Pangram?

-We're not at all confident.

0:31:120:31:14

-We're not at all confident.

-Pangram, to protect £640.

0:31:140:31:17

DECIMATE.

0:31:180:31:20

Oh!

0:31:200:31:22

Is Lipogram a made-up word?

0:31:230:31:25

-No, Lipogram it is.

-Oh!

0:31:260:31:30

Right, the Wall is now worth £5,120.

0:31:300:31:32

We have two pass backs, two overrules in play.

0:31:320:31:34

Question number four.

0:31:340:31:36

Handbag? No, you'd more find a dog in a handbag.

0:31:510:31:55

Laundry basket, it could be.

0:31:550:31:58

-I'm going to guess shoebox...

-Yeah?

0:31:580:32:01

..because I am, and I'm going to hope that my team can overrule me

0:32:010:32:07

-if it's wrong.

-OK.

-Shoebox.

-We're locking in Shoebox.

0:32:070:32:10

No overrule from your teammates.

0:32:100:32:13

The character Jack Worthing in the Oscar Wilde play

0:32:130:32:17

The Importance Of Being Earnest was found in a shoebox.

0:32:170:32:21

DECIMATE.

0:32:220:32:24

Well...

0:32:260:32:28

-It doesn't look like my boy's card.

-No, it doesn't, does it?

0:32:290:32:32

OK, we've lost column number four. The answer is, in fact...

0:32:320:32:36

Right, we've lost column number four.

0:32:380:32:40

Let's not be disheartened.

0:32:400:32:42

-There's £4,480.

-Still a lot of money.

-It IS a lot of money.

0:32:420:32:44

We've got two pass backs, two overrules in play.

0:32:440:32:47

Question number five, the halfway mark.

0:32:470:32:49

Ipswich, I've not really heard of them.

0:33:080:33:10

Chelsea is another big, huge team,

0:33:100:33:12

but I'm going to go with Man U, Manchester United, just because.

0:33:120:33:16

We're locking in Manchester United.

0:33:160:33:18

No overrule from your teammates.

0:33:180:33:21

To light up our halfway mark, come on, you Reds!

0:33:220:33:26

DECIMATE.

0:33:270:33:29

LISA LAUGHS

0:33:290:33:31

Right, the answer was, in fact...

0:33:320:33:34

Right, come on, team,

0:33:360:33:37

come on! £3,840. If we can get it in the end game,

0:33:370:33:41

you'll all go home this afternoon with over a grand each.

0:33:410:33:43

I've got a feeling you won't, but that's not the point, all right.

0:33:430:33:46

LAUGHTER

0:33:460:33:48

Come on, Shane, you're meant to encourage us!

0:33:480:33:51

Question number six.

0:33:510:33:52

-This is a very tricky one.

-Right.

0:34:080:34:11

I'm thinking first instinct would be Hinduism,

0:34:110:34:15

-but I'm going to pass this one back to the team.

-You're passing it back.

0:34:150:34:18

-Yeah.

-Right, Iain, Tess, come on, look at the Wall.

-We are!

0:34:180:34:24

TESS LAUGHS

0:34:240:34:25

Um, I would veer towards Hinduism

0:34:250:34:28

-and that was Lisa's instinct as well.

-Mmm.

0:34:280:34:32

-I need an answer.

-The two girls think Hinduism, yeah?

0:34:320:34:34

-Is that what you're saying?

-Yeah.

-Shall we lock it in?

0:34:340:34:37

-We ain't got a clue.

-You thought Hinduism, didn't you, Lisa?

0:34:370:34:39

-I did think that. That was my first instinct, yeah.

-First instinct.

0:34:390:34:42

We're going to lock in Hinduism to light up column number six,

0:34:420:34:47

to protect £640.

0:34:470:34:50

Hinduism, please be right.

0:34:510:34:53

Yes! APPLAUSE

0:34:550:34:58

And there is jubilation all over the country!

0:34:580:35:01

Right, we have four columns left.

0:35:010:35:04

To protect another £640, here comes question number seven.

0:35:040:35:08

-OK, we discussed this in the briefing at the start.

-OK.

0:35:220:35:25

And Iain told me September.

0:35:250:35:28

And since he's so good at geography and countries and things,

0:35:280:35:32

-I'm going to go with September.

-Right, we're locking in September.

0:35:320:35:36

-Yeah.

-Cos he mentioned it, did he?

0:35:360:35:38

He did, he told me that at the start.

0:35:380:35:40

Well, there's no overrule, so it must be right.

0:35:400:35:43

-If it's wrong, it's Iain's fault again.

-Yeah.

0:35:430:35:46

Let's light up column number seven.

0:35:460:35:48

Yes! Come on, that's it! APPLAUSE

0:35:500:35:54

We are only three columns away now

0:35:540:35:56

from bringing £3,840 into our end game.

0:35:560:36:00

Here comes question number eight.

0:36:000:36:02

OK, my first gut instinct,

0:36:150:36:17

when I heard the question before the answers came up, was Heartbeat.

0:36:170:36:20

-Yeah?

-Dalziel and Pascoe... No, Heartbeat.

0:36:200:36:24

-Go with my gut instinct. Heartbeat.

-OK, Heartbeat.

0:36:240:36:26

-Right, don't... Is there an overrule?

-Heartbeat.

0:36:260:36:30

-She's having this.

-We're confident. 100%.

-Yeah.

0:36:300:36:33

OK, if this is right, we're back on track.

0:36:330:36:37

Column number eight, Lisa says Heartbeat.

0:36:370:36:41

Yes! APPLAUSE

0:36:430:36:46

We're all over this now, aren't we? Look at that! Three in a row.

0:36:460:36:50

It's like the first half of the Wall didn't happen!

0:36:500:36:52

Penultimate question to protect another £640.

0:36:520:36:56

My first instinct would be Tetris because maths is involved

0:37:090:37:12

and you have to use your mind to sort of think out the shapes.

0:37:120:37:16

-I'm going to say Tetris.

-We're going to lock in Tetris.

-Yeah.

0:37:160:37:21

There's no overrule from your teammates.

0:37:210:37:24

-Come on.

-Come on.

-Let's have this.

0:37:240:37:27

To protect £640, is the answer Tetris?

0:37:270:37:32

Yes! Lisa! APPLAUSE

0:37:350:37:39

Your last and final question to bring £3,840 into our end game.

0:37:410:37:45

-Mm-hmm.

-Here it comes.

0:37:450:37:47

-I'm going to make a guess.

-OK.

0:38:000:38:02

But it is a guess, team, so feel free to overrule me.

0:38:020:38:05

I think I'm going to lock in Odysseus.

0:38:050:38:08

-Yeah, I'm going to lock Odysseus in.

-OK, we're locking in Odysseus.

0:38:080:38:11

There is no overrule from your teammates.

0:38:130:38:17

-Listen, if we get this right, we've pulled this game back.

-Yeah.

0:38:170:38:22

-And we're going to be playing for £3,840 in our end game.

-That's good.

0:38:220:38:25

That's very good. Only if column number ten is right.

0:38:250:38:29

Yes, it is! Come on, love. Brilliant game.

0:38:330:38:37

Go and join your teammates, sweetheart.

0:38:370:38:40

APPLAUSE

0:38:400:38:43

Now, listen, we only lost four columns in that round

0:38:450:38:48

and what a great end there to your game - five in a row.

0:38:480:38:50

So, between you, you've managed to keep £3,840 on our Golden Wall.

0:38:500:38:56

But now, it's the big moment...

0:38:560:38:58

..a chance to win that money, and here's how it works.

0:38:590:39:02

We divide the cash, once more, into ten equal columns.

0:39:020:39:05

We do a little reshuffle and it's now going to look like this.

0:39:050:39:10

Here we go. £3,840 right there.

0:39:110:39:14

To leave with that cash, you must work your way across the Wall

0:39:140:39:16

one last time, lighting up all ten columns.

0:39:160:39:19

But now, we're up against the clock.

0:39:190:39:21

You've only got two minutes to do it.

0:39:210:39:22

You'll get three chances to light each column

0:39:220:39:25

but, of course, the more questions you need,

0:39:250:39:27

the more time we're going to use up on the clock.

0:39:270:39:29

Get all three questions wrong, that column is lost and the cash is lost.

0:39:290:39:34

We'll have to rebuild the Wall

0:39:340:39:36

and a teammate will take over from where you left off.

0:39:360:39:38

If, as a team, you fail to light up ten columns,

0:39:380:39:41

sadly, Lisa, Iain and Tess, you'll leave with nothing.

0:39:410:39:44

OK, team, here are your ten key words.

0:39:440:39:47

So, we have a decision to make. Who is going to face the Wall first?

0:39:590:40:03

-I don't want to go first.

-Do you want to go first?

0:40:030:40:05

OK, yeah, I'll throw myself on the sword and look stupid first again.

0:40:050:40:09

No, don't be silly! You played a great round.

0:40:090:40:12

The responsibility has fallen to you.

0:40:120:40:13

Will you please join me and face the final Golden Wall.

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APPLAUSE

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If you light up all ten columns within the time,

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you, Lisa and Iain will be leaving with £3,840.

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Let's put two minutes on the clock.

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That time will start

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when I finish reading the first question.

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-Tess, good luck.

-Thank you.

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Liberty. The band Liberty X was made up of runners-up

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from which TV talent show?

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-Popstars.

-Correct. Belle.

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A period of European history, that lasted

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from the 1870s until the start of World War I,

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is often referred to as La Belle what?

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-Epoque.

-Correct. Beach.

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Later adapted into a film, directed by Danny Boyle,

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The Beach is a novel by which author?

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-Alex Garland.

-Correct. Cool. In the film Cool Hand Luke,

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the title character eats 50

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of what item of food in one hour?

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-Boiled eggs.

-Correct. OK.

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In 1881, the gunfight at the OK Corral

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took place in which town in Arizona?

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-Pass.

-Tombstone. How often is the print edition

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of the celebrity magazine OK! published?

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-Monthly.

-Weekly.

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OK is the abbreviation for which US state?

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-Oklahoma.

-Correct. Willow.

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Found in the leaves of the willow tree,

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which acid is the basis for aspirin?

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-Er...hydrochloric.

-No, salicylic acid.

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Which actor has children named Jaden and Willow?

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-Will Smith.

-Correct. Door. Green Door was a 1981

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UK number one single for which singer?

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-Shakin' Stevens.

-Correct. Africa.

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Which country was known as South West Africa

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for 75 years until it officially gained independence in 1990?

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-Pass.

-Namibia. Which mountain "Rises like Olympus

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"over the Serengeti", in the lyrics

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-to Toto's hit song Africa?

-Oh, er...

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-Kilimanjaro.

-Correct. Donkey.

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Which Scottish author wrote

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Travels With A Donkey In The Cevennes?

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-Pass.

-Robert Louis Stevenson.

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What term for the female of a donkey shares its name

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with a spinning machine for threads?

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-Jenny.

-Correct. Canada.

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Who became Prime Minister of Canada in 2015?

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-Er, pass.

-Justin Trudeau. What is the largest

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French-speaking province of Canada?

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-Quebec.

-Correct.

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You've done it! You've done it!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Well! Thank you, thank you!

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-Oh! Oh!

-I want to keep it all!

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LAUGHTER

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You stormed that! You should be really proud of yourself.

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I'm amazed. It makes up for my terrible start, doesn't it?

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Well, it makes up for him getting a geography question wrong,

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I know that for a start! Haven't they been a great team, everybody?

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-Yay!

-Lots of fun. APPLAUSE

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Congratulations. You're taking home £3,840.

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APPLAUSE That's brilliant.

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Join me next time to see if another team can take home

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a huge cash prize, just like this lot here,

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or whether they'll be decimated. Take care, everybody. Goodbye.

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APPLAUSE

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DECIMATE.

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