Episode 3 Decimate

Three total strangers are about to take on this glorious Golden Wall.

It's worth a heart-stirring ?20,000.

Can they work together as a team and bring home the money,

or will the Wall come crumbling down?

DECIMATE.

This is Decimate.

APPLAUSE

Oh, thank you very much. Welcome to Decimate.

Let's meet this wonderful team hoping to win big money today.

I'm Jamie, a history student from Essex.

I'm Baz, a drama teacher from Liverpool.

I'm Olwyn, a medical secretary from Stockton-on-Tees.

Olwyn. What a beautiful name. Where does the name Olwyn originate from?

It's Welsh. It's Welsh? Yeah. OK. You've got family?

Yes, I've got two boys, one aged 28, one aged 30.

And how long have you been married? 31 years.

31 years! Come on, tell me, what's the secret of a good marriage?

Well, he works away a lot, so... That's what it is!

We don't see each other a lot.

Same with me, I'm in the Decimate studio all day,

wife's happy about it.

OK, well, listen, good luck and welcome to the show, my love. Baz.

Hello. How are you, my friend? Very well, thank you.

And you are a drama teacher. That's right.

I stand before you as a fellow thespian.

And you've got a wonderful book collection, I understand. Yeah.

When I was at university, for a birthday present,

I don't know why she bought it for me, but my nan...

Your nan. ..bought me a very good book called From Rags To Riches.

I wonder who that was by. I never read it, I don't know.

You never read it? No, it sat on my shelf. It's a happy ending.

I end up doing an afternoon game show. Oh, really?

LAUGHTER

Well, welcome to the show, Baz.

Ah, Jamie, you look like you should be in a boyband.

That's the first time I've heard that, Shane.

And a history student? Yeah. Up at St Andrews.

Yeah, it is a long way to go from Essex, but it's good fun.

What about family?

I live at home with my dad, my sister and my two cats -

Fat Tony and Maisie.

Are you single? Unfortunately, yes.

Sadly, I'm not surprised. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Jamie.

Cheers, Shane.

Well, listen, guys, welcome to the show. Here's how the show works.

The Golden Wall right there is worth ?20,000.

It's divided into ten columns worth ?2,000 each.

One at a time, you're going to step forward to face ten questions,

that is one per column.

You get a question right, that column is protected and it

will light up wonderfully, beautifully like this.

And the money will stay in the game. But you get a question wrong...

HE SIGHS

You've seen the show. This is what happens.

DECIMATE.

That column is wiped out and we lose that cash for good.

So, Jamie, Baz, Olwyn,

the idea is to protect as much money as you can, because once all three

of you have played, that is going to be what is at stake in our endgame.

So, team, are we ready to play? Yes. Yeah, I'm excited for it!

I've got a feeling it's going to be a good game.

Now, you've got to choose who is going to play round one.

To help you decide, I'm going to reveal some keywords.

Now, those are going to appear in the first round of ten questions.

So, here they are. We have...

(LAUGHS) So...

Having seen those keywords,

who's going to step forward for the first time and face our Golden Wall?

It's up to you guys to decide who's going to play first.

I think I'd like to take this step back here, guys.

I know quite a few things on there.

There's quite a few I don't know on there,

so I'd be happy for you to take it.

Do you want me to take it? Yeah. All right. I'll go first.

Ah, Olwyn. Oh, lads, you're putting

the pressure on the lady so early in the game. I know.

Right, before you step forward to face the Golden Wall,

it's up to Jamie and Baz to give you as much information about

these keywords as possible.

I'm going to give you 20 seconds to do it. Guys, don't let Olwyn down.

Time starts now.

What don't you know? Walsingham, I don't know Walsingham.

Walsingham, never heard of it. No idea. No idea either.

Right, that's good.

That's always a big help. And champion hurdle, do we think?

Would that be... I don't know, maybe Grand National?

I'm not really too sure.

No, champion hurdle would be Frankie Dettori,

a jockey. I think it is a flat...

We're looking at hurdle jumpers? All right, team.

Team, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

The time is up. There was a lot of information being thrown around

there, Olwyn. Did you manage to remember any of it?

Trying. Well, we're going to find out, as you step forward for

the very first time and face the Golden Wall.

Now, Olwyn, you're not completely on your own, my love,

cos if there's an answer you're not sure about,

you can pass back the question

to your team-mates.

If they think you've given a wrong answer,

they can buzz in to overrule you and change your answer.

But as a team, you only have five overrules and five pass-backs

between all three of you over the whole show.

We'll use them wisely, OK? I'm here to hold your hand.

You need anything, you come to me, all right? All right. OK.

So, are you ready to play?

Yeah. Here comes your first question,

to protect ?2,000 in column number one. OK.

I know this answer. Do you?

I've seen this film quite a few times,

so I do know this without any shadow of a doubt.

OK. And it is Alan Rickman. Yeah? I'm hoping.

OK. We're going to lock in Alan Rickman.

If this is right, we're going to protect ?2,000

in column number one.

Did Alan Rickman play Hans Gruber in Die Hard back in 1988?

Yes, he did.

Sadly, no longer with us. No. What a wonderful actor.

So, column number two, to protect another ?2,000.

Um...

It probably could be zinc, but it might be aluminium.

I think I'm going to have to pass back this one, Shane.

That's what they're there for, my love.

I don't know anything about this.

OK. Right, we're passing back to Jamie and Baz. Sorry.

Fellas, which metal is not used to make a one-pound coin?

She is relying on you, guys.

I think zinc is in most coins that they use to mint.

I think copper would be so much money,

it would cost a lot, wouldn't it?

Aluminium is fairly cheap. Aluminium is very cheap.

I'd say copper. (Fingers crossed.)

Yeah? Should we go for copper?

Copper. OK, we're going to lock in copper

to protect column number two. Are they right?

DECIMATE. Oh!

What did you say, Olwyn?

It might be a aluminium, but I don't really know. Aluminium?

If that's your gut instinct, maybe you should have gone with that.

Hm... The correct answer is in fact...

I didn't know. Right. We've lost column number two,

but don't be disheartened,

there's still a lot of money on the Wall, ?18,000.

We've got four pass-backs and five overrules still in play.

Here comes question number three.

Right. What is your geography like, Olwyn?

I do know quite a bit about geography,

but it's this landlocked...

Hungary, I think, is landlocked.

It's just between Slovakia and Slovenia.

I think I'm going to go for...

..Slovakia, and if I'm wrong, somebody will overrule me.

OK. We're going to lock in Slovakia.

If this is right, though, we're going to light up

column number three. Slovakia.

Is it a right answer?

DECIMATE. Oh!

It's Slovenia.

I don't know.

You thought it was one of two,

you ruled out Hungary and thought Slovakia or Slovenia. I know.

The answer is...

Right. Sorry, guys.

We've lost column number three. The Wall is now worth ?16,000.

Come on, let's get question number four right. Here it is.

Right.

It sounds like it could be a Hugh Grant middle name to me.

Because he seems very posh and that sounds like a posh name to me,

so I think I'm going to go for Hugh Grant.

Yeah? Mm-hm.

OK, we're going to lock in Hugh Grant.

To get us back on track, to light up column number four,

to protect ?2,000, Hugh Mungo Grant.

Yes!

Well played, Olwyn. Yes!

Right, we're back on track. Coming to the halfway mark,

we have four pass backs, five overrules in play.

Column number five.

Right. HE IMITATES OPERATIC SINGING

I have seen one opera my life. Have you seen that one?

And it's that one.

Mind, I was nine at the time, but I'm positive it's Figaro.

Yeah? Yeah. OK, we are going to lock in Figaro.

We're not messing around here.

If this is right, you'll protect column number five. Figaro.

Well played! Oh, look at us, we're back on track now.

We're on the second half of the Wall, to protect another ?2,000,

question number six.

Well, there is Wolsingham in Northumberland,

whether that's...

an old sort of name for it...

Somerset, it could be, but I might have a feeling for Norfolk,

somewhere along the lines.

I think I might pass back.

Are you going to use another pass back? Yeah.

OK. I don't think they know either.

Olwyn has passed it back to Jamie and Baz.

Oh, I've just seen their shoulders drop. Oh! Lads, come on.

The only thing I'm thinking that Stonehenge is, I think,

in Somerset and I don't know whether or not Walsingham is the place

of where it is or whether that's a separate site altogether.

Stonehenge could be in Walsingham.

That is the only historic pilgrimage site, and Somerset...

What are we going to do? Somerset?

We have to go with Somerset. I've got no idea. Yeah?

With deep regret, Shane. OK, we are locking in Somerset.

If this is right, we'll protect column number six

and another ?2,000.

DECIMATE. Oh, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

We're not doing very well.

The answer we were looking for was in fact...

Right.

You thought it might be Norfolk. I know.

You should trust your instincts. Maybe, yes.

OK. The Wall is now worth ?14,000. Still a lot of money, guys.

Question number seven.

I'm a terrible cook.

I would probably put celeriac with it, but I have a feeling...

that it's capers.

Just from the taste of it, I think it might be capers. Yeah?

Are we going to trust your instinct? Yes. Shall we lock in capers? Yeah.

We are locking in capers.

To light up column number seven,

is it correct?

Get in there!

Well done.

You got it. Good stuff. Right.

To protect another ?2,000, here comes question number eight.

I don't think it is lace because you get, like,

Nottingham lace, and glass is like crystal - Waterford and things

like that, but I think it is pottery. I think it's pottery.

I'll go for porcelain.

Yeah? Yeah.

We're going to lock in porcelain. Lock it in, yeah.

Right. To light up column number eight, Olwyn says porcelain.

Yes!

Well done, my love.

Now, we are two questions away from bringing ?14,000 into round two.

Here comes your penultimate question.

Right.

I'm going to pass back to the younger folks

who might know this one. OK. Sorry.

Jamie, Baz,

was it Rihanna, Lady Gaga or Beyonce?

Do you have any idea, Baz? I've got no idea.

Yeah, it's... There was loads of controversy over it.

It was definitely Beyonce. Yeah? Yeah. Let's go for it.

We're going to lock in Beyonce.

If this is right,

we're going to light up column number nine

to protect another ?2,000.

Baz thinks it's Beyonce

Yes!

Wow.

Now, our last and final question to light up column number 10,

to protect another ?2,000, here it comes.

Like the gee-gees, Olwyn?

Well, the Grand National. Right.

Cheltenham does the Gold Cup. Royal Ascot, champion, it might be.

I think I will try Ascot and lock that in. OK.

We're going to lock in Ascot.

No-one is overruling.

To protect our last and final column...

Ascot.

DECIMATE. Oh!

Sorry, I don't know that one.

The answer we were looking for is in fact...

Give a big round of applause.

You played well there, my love.

Oh, you did. No, you played brilliant.

Go and join your team. Sorry.

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Don't you be apologising. That is a good round.

We only lost four columns, so we've got ?12,000 in the game.

A lot of money. We're going to take that and spread it evenly

across ten new columns,

and it is now going to look like this.

Rrrrup!

There it is, 12 grand. Each column is now worth ?1,200.

Jamie, Baz, who is going to play next?

Before you decide,

here are the keywords to help you make up your mind.

And they are...

Whoa!

You might have been lucky and got the first round there, Olwyn.

So, who is going to play round two?

Jamie or Baz, up to you guys to decide. Who's it going to be?

It doesn't get any easier, does it? I'd be happy to take this one.

It's going to be a big team effort, I think, isn't it?

That's you, Baz?

Right, before you step forward, my friend,

it is down to Jamie and Olwyn to try and give you as much

information regarding these keywords.

As we did before, 20 seconds starts now.

What is a pung? Any ideas? No.

Mathias Rust?

I think he is a footballer. Football, maybe? Is he?

I haven't heard of him before.

Francis Morris?

Did he do the Morris cars?

No, it was William.

I think you're right for that.

William Morris was the...

All right, time is up.

THEY LAUGH

Any help, Baz? Can Jamie go? Cos that would be all right.

Yeah, we'll see.

We'll find out as I ask you to step forward for round two and

face the Golden Wall.

Right, we have

two pass backs,

five overrules still in play.

OK?

To protect ?1,200 in column number one, Baz,

here comes your first question.

Holly, I would have said more of a British hedgerow.

Willow, I know it's more of a tree, isn't it?

My guess would be mulberry, with the view that hopefully my team

will know with certainty and will overrule one way or the other.

OK, we're going to lock in mulberry.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

Sounds familiar, doesn't it, Baz? Yeah, it does. Yeah, yeah.

OK, right. If this is right, we're going to protect ?1,200.

Yes! Right, it is a great start to round two.

We have five overrules, two pass-backs in play.

To protect another ?1,200, here comes your next question.

I'm sorry, Baz, I didn't mean... Why did you bring this up?

This wasn't aimed at you, my friend.

All right? You've got a wide centre parting.

It's just a big forehead.

OK. Is it...?

Right, I think Mr Happy

is a round, yellow, circular one, I don't think he has any hair.

I think Mr Sneeze is a sort of blue spiky triangle thing.

I've never seen Mr Fussy,

but I think Mr Fussy would have very neat hair.

But my guess, with that rationale, I'd say Mr Fussy.

OK. We're going to lock in Mr Fussy.

No overrule.

To light up column number two...

Yes, he is!

Good one, Baz. Good stuff, mate.

Right, question number three,

to protect another ?1,200.

I would rule out On A Grecian Urn.

I think, actually, unravish'd bride, it would more likely be

referring to the seasons than to a nightingale, who's a bird.

A bride, it seems just too grand to be for a bird, so as a guess,

I would say To Autumn.

Right, so we're going to lock in To Autumn.

Yeah. To light up column number three, To Autumn.

DECIMATE. Oh!

The answer we are looking for is...

Oh, mate. OK, on the Wall now,

we've got ?10,800.

Let's see if we can protect another ?1,200 in column number four.

Geography is not something I'm very strong at.

The only rationale I would go along there is

a viaduct is obviously transporting water, you would think that boats

would travel along the viaduct, so I'm going Glenfinnan Viaduct.

OK, we're going to lock in the Glenfinnan Viaduct.

To light up column number four, get us back on track,

is that the correct answer?

DECIMATE. Oh!

The answer we're looking for is...

Wow. Right,

we've lost column number four. We are up to the halfway mark now.

The Wall is still worth a lot of money, ?9,600.

Here comes your next question.

Ha! Wow.

Uh...

Never heard of it.

Mathias, potentially German name, so could be Brandenburg Gate.

I'd rule out... I'd probably rule out the White House

because of the Red Square and the Brandenburg Gate being,

you know, Russia and Germany, respectively.

I have absolutely no idea. So what do you want to go with? Red Square.

I'm going to go with Red Square and hope Jamie's knowledge of

modern history and Russia, and maybe he'll overrule if we have to.

Sorry, team. It's a shot in the dark.

All right, we're going to lock in Red Square.

There is no overrule from your team-mates.

SHANE LAUGHS

Come on, let's light up column number five.

Let's get back on track.

Mathias Rust, did he land his plane back in 1987 in Red Square?

To protect ?1,200...

Yes, he did!

Right.

Second half of the Wall, two pass-backs, five overrules in play.

?9,600 up there on the Wall. Here comes question number six.

Again, geography, it's not a strong point for me.

Um...

Sapporo rings a bell, but I think that's a sport-related thing,

I don't know why exactly.

Out of those three, Kyoto would be my guess. Yeah?

Shall we lock in Kyoto? Kyoto.

OK, we're going to lock in Kyoto.

To detect ?1,200, is Kyoto the right answer?

Yes! Well done, Baz. APPLAUSE

OK.

Question number seven.

Is it...?

Er, OK, how could we work this out?

I know that in sort of Godfather movies, you've got the capo,

who's like the boss, the top, the head of the organisation.

My only rationale would be "from the beginning."

Da Capo, the top.

Right, we're locking in "from the beginning".

Does Da Capo mean "from the beginning"? To protect ?1,200.

Yes, it does! Look at this! APPLAUSE

Well done. Still ?9,600. Column number eight.

Was it...?

My first thing that I thought of was the National Gallery,

was what came into my mind. I don't know why.

I'm going to say the National Gallery,

but it's a total guess, a shot in the dark.

OK, we're going to lock in National Gallery.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

That button is nice and clean, it's not been pressed yet.

To light up column number eight, to protect another ?1,200.

Was Frances Morris appointed as the first female director

of the National Gallery?

DECIMATE! Oh...

The answer we're looking for is...

Don't despair, my friend, cos we've only lost three columns.

We want to try and keep safe the last two.

The Wall is now worth ?8,400.

We've still got five overrules in play, and two pass-backs.

Here comes question number nine to protect ?1,200 in column nine.

Is it...?

First of all, I can definitely rule out Discworld.

That's Terry Pratchett, so I know it's not there.

Between the other two, it's a 50-50 shot in the dark. Right.

Ruling out Discworld, I'd go with Eternia. Yeah.

Right, so we're going to lock in Eternia.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

To light up column number nine, to protect ?8,400,

did the Thundercats battle against Mumm-Ra, the Everliving

on the planet of Eternia?

DECIMATE! No!

I had no idea. I was never a big fan of Thundercats.

More of a Womble man. BAZ CHUCKLES

The answer we're looking for is...

Right.

The last and final question.

The Wall is now worth still a healthy ?7,200.

Here it is. Column number 10.

Is it...?

Familiar with these games?

I've played Go before,

and I don't think pungs and kongs are achievements there.

Mikado, the only reason I'd ever heard of the word

would be the Hot Mikado. I've no idea if that is even a game.

I'm really sorry, team, I feel like we've come unstuck here.

But I would go with mahjong.

OK, we're going to lock in mahjong.

To light up column number ten, to bring ?7,200 into round three,

is mahjong on the right answer?

Yes! APPLAUSE

Baz, well done, mate. Go and join your team-mates. Good stuff.

APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

THEY LAUGH

Oh, nightmare. Right, that was a toughie, wasn't it, Baz?

But, listen, mate, don't be disheartened.

We lost four out of the ten columns. You was on a roll there, OK?

You've managed to keep ?7,200 on our Wall and, as before,

we're going to take that and divvy it up into ten new columns.

This is for you, Jamie. And it now looks like this.

There we go.

Each column is now worth ?720. Jamie, you're last up.

So remember, the more columns you can keep in play,

the more spondoolies we're going to take through to the endgame.

Now, as usual, your team-mates are going to have 20 seconds

to brief you on these keywords.

And they are...

Your 20-second briefing starts now.

OK, so whereabouts is Tahrir Square?

Tahrir Square, no idea.

Is it in Estonia or Albania?

Oh, OK. One of those?

Maybe drawing the pans? What do you know about that?

What's drawing the pans?

I've never, ever heard of that. No idea.

OK. Tarquin the Proud, maybe?

Or Ada Lovelace, Kelvingrove? No...

Sorry, mate, you're on your own.

It could be in Glasgow, somewhere like that.

Oh, the Kelvingrove Museum's in Glasgow.

Right, time's up, team. Good, good, good. Time's up.

That help, Jamie? A little bit. OK. Not much.

We're going to find out,

as I ask you to step forward and face the Golden Wall.

APPLAUSE

The Wall is now worth ?7,200.

We're in a good position here,

cos we've got two pass backs and five overrules.

Which is very healthy!

OK, your first question is worth ?720, Jamie, and here it is.

Column number one.

Is it...?

Now, seeing that question,

it's reminded me of the news from five years ago.

I think I'm going to go for Cairo. Yeah? For this one, yeah.

OK, we're going to look in Cairo. You sounded fairly confident.

If this is right, we're going to light up column number one

to protect ?720.

Cairo.

Yes! Well played, mate. APPLAUSE

Good stuff.

Column number two.

Was it...?

I think, seeing those choices,

Coldplay have been doing like a global tour recently.

I believe that they played Glastonbury as well.

But I believe it's Coldplay.

Wow. OK, we're locking in Coldplay.

No overrule from you team-mates.

To light up column number two, to protect ?720,

are Coldplay the band that played for the fourth time in Glastonbury?

Yes, they are. Look at this.

Great start to the game here, Jamie.

Column number three, to protect another ?720.

Is it...?

Hmm.

To be honest, Shane, I haven't got a clue.

I'm not sure about wheat or rice, but I might take a punt on salt,

because you would have to evaporate the salt from the water.

That's the only way I'm thinking. I'll go for my instinct.

I'll go with salt, but please overrule. Be brave.

We've got good trust, hopefully, Shane.

We're going to lock in salt. I haven't got a clue.

I don't think they have either. If this is right, it's a great guess.

If it's wrong, we're going to lose column number three.

Jamie says salt.

Yes, Jamie!

Right, did you two know that?

No, you didn't. Stop lying. Taking Jamie's credit off him.

Right, this is a great round so far, mate, we've got three in a row.

Question number four.

Was it...?

Hmm. Maybe not comic books. Oh, I don't know, Beano and the Dandy.

Shane, can I pass this one back?

You can do what you want, it's your game.

There we go. I'll pass it back, then, please.

We're passing it back, we're passing it back.

Over to Baz and Olwyn.

We don't...

We didn't get the feeling comic books, both of us,

and immediately went with garden gnomes, was our feeling.

I'm sure there used to be pictures.

There was always a gnome in the picture and I don't know why.

Well, OK.

Yeah, we don't know any more than you, Jamie, mate,

but that's what we'd have gone with. We've gone with garden gnomes.

Do you want to lock in garden gnomes?

Right, Jamie's used the pass-back, he's relying on his team.

If he's right, we're going to light up column number four.

Was he right to pass back?

Yes!

Good teamwork. Very, very good teamwork. This wall is looking good.

We're coming up to the halfway mark.

We have one pass back and five overrules in play to protect

column number five.

Was it...?

You are a history student. You better get this one, mate.

not that it means much, Shane.

There's lots of history, I haven't studied all of it.

Well, you've let yourself down a bit, haven't you?

I haven't got a clue, guys.

We've got a pass back or overrule for each of the remaining

questions, so please buzz in if you know better,

but I'm going to go with Troy,

just because Athens and Rome you'd expect to be, like, emperors.

I'll go with Troy. Yeah? Please, yeah.

OK, I'm going to lock in Tory. Once again, no overrule.

Was Tarquin the Proud the last king of Troy

to light up our halfway mark and protect another ?720?

DECIMATE!

Oh!

I'll tell you what, mate, you convinced me.

Really? Yeah.

The answer we were looking for was in fact...

Rome. Tarquin the Proud was the last king of Rome.

Right, we've lost column number five.

We're still in a good position. The wall is now worth ?6,480.

We have one pass back, five overrules left.

That button is nice and clean, isn't it?

OK, here comes your next question to protect ?720.

Was it...?

I don't watch much snooker, Shane. OK.

But I have heard of Marco Fu and Ding Junhui to do with snooker.

Maybe James Wattana is a new guy that has just come on the block.

I think I'd take a punt on James Wattana. Yeah? Why not?

Just because I've never heard of him.

Let's lock in James Wattana. We're going to lock in James Wattana.

BUZZER Oh!

It does work! Hurrah!

The whole of the country rejoices in an overrule.

Right. Baz, you like your snooker?

Just sport in general, I'm a fan.

James Wattana has been around for a while, but Ding Junhui is the...

He got to the final of the 2016...

OK. Changed it from James Wattana to Ding Junhui.

Right. So we've used the overrule.

If this is correct, we're getting back on track.

To light column number six, is it a correct answer?

Yes, it is. Well played, team. Well done, Baz.

Well done!

We've used an overrule!

Right, the wall is still worth ?6,480.

We have four overrules and one pass-back in play.

Question number seven.

Is it...?

I know this one, Shane. I know this one. I think it's Kazakhstan.

Yeah, yeah, I love the film. Yeah, lock in Kazakhstan, please, Shane.

We're going to lock in Kazakhstan.

To protect another ?720, is it the correct answer?

Yes, it is.

Well done, Jamie.

Let's see if we can get three in a row.

Column number eight, to protect another ?720.

Was it...?

I've got a feeling it might be Byron,

but I'm nowhere near 100% certain.

I might use the last pass back here and see if the guys have

a better idea. We're losing our last and final pass back.

Baz, Olwyn, all yours.

I think Tennyson and Byron are obviously much,

much older than the computer age.

Ada Lovelace, that sounds like it's quite old...

Computers did come around a lot earlier than we were thinking.

I'd go with Tennyson, but...

We're going to go for Tennyson.

We're locking in Tennyson.

I don't know.

If this is right, we're going to light up column number eight.

Was he right to pass back?

DECIMATE!

It better not be Byron.

Correct answer is...

Oh, no.

Oh, team, that was the last pass back as well.

OK, the wall is now worth ?5,760.

We have no more pass backs and four overrules left.

The penultimate question, Jamie. Here it is.

Is it...?

I think it's Glasgow, Shane. I've been to this museum.

Yeah, it's Glasgow.

Glasgow. We're going to lock in Glasgow.

To light up column number nine to protect ?5,760,

the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum is in Glasgow, or is it?

Yes, it is. Well played, buddy.

Right. Here comes your last and final question

to bring ?5,760 into our endgame.

Is it...?

I think it's an -ography, but which -ography it is, I'm not too sure.

Comparative? That makes sense. Maybe the guys will overrule.

I'm going to lock in computed tomography.

OK. Right, we're going to lock in computed tomography.

To light up column number ten to take ?5,760 into our endgame,

is it the correct answer?

Yes! Well played, Jamie. Good stuff.

Go and join your team-mates.

Right, guys, between all three of you,

you've managed to keep ?5,760 on our golden wall.

Now it's the big moment.

The chance to win that money. Here's how it works.

We divide the cash once more into ten equal columns.

We do a little reshuffle. It's now going to look like this.

There it is. ?5,760 right there on the wall.

To leave with that cash,

you must work your way across the wall one last time, lighting

up all ten columns, but now you've only you got two minutes to do it.

You'll get three chances to light up each column.

But, of course, the more questions you need,

the more time we're going to use up.

Should you get all three questions wrong,

the column and its cash will be lost.

We'll have to rebuild the wall and a team-mate will take over from

where you left off.

Now, if as a team you fail to light up all ten columns,

I'm afraid you're going to leave with nothing.

So here are your ten key words. They are...

So, big decision. For the last time, who's going to face the wall first?

You decide.

What do you think? I'm happy to have a go, but if you're...

Are you not sure? Do you want to start and then I'll go second?

Yeah, I'll go, yeah.

OK. Who's it going to be? Me, please. Baz!

Responsibility has fallen to you.

Will you please join me and face the Golden Wall?

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Here it is, buddy.

If we light up all ten columns within the time,

you and your team will be leaving with ?5,760.

Let's put two minutes on the clock.

That time will start

when I finish reading the first question.

Good luck, Baz.

Hall. In the 1977 film Annie Hall,

who plays the title character's younger brother?

Pass. Christopher Walken.

The Royal Festival Hall in London

first opened in which decade?

'40s. '50s.

The Hall, Kitchen and Billiard Room feature

in the classic version of which popular board game?

Cluedo. Correct.

15. What does the G stand for in the name

of the original host of the quiz show Fifteen To One

William G Stewart?

George. Gladstone.

In rugby union, a player in which position

would wear the number 15 shirt?

Full back. Correct.

Carpet. Which Wiltshire town gives its name to a carpet

with a velvet pile and woven pattern?

Pass. Wilton.

In betting slang, a double carpet refers to what odds?

10-1. 33-1.

In which 1992 Disney film

is one of the characters a magic carpet?

Aladdin. Correct.

Midnight. Who wrote the novel Tom's Midnight Garden?

Pass. Philippa Pearce.

Which Oscar-winning actor stars

as the bounty hunter Jack Walsh

in the 1988 film Midnight Run?

Robert De Niro. Correct.

Roof. The first competitive match completed

under Wimbledon's Centre Court roof featured

which French player, later Andy Murray's coach?

Pass. Amelie Mauresmo.

The musical Fiddler On The Roof

is set in which country?

Russia. Correct.

Phoenix. As a child actor, Joaquin Phoenix was credited

in films with which self-given first name?

Pass. Leaf.

In the books by JK Rowling,

who founded the Order of the Phoenix?

Pass. Dumbledore.

The Phoenix, the Victoria Palace, the Ambassadors

and the Harold Pinter are all examples of what

in London's West End?

Theatre. Correct.

A1. The pop band A1 had their first UK number one single

with a cover of which 1980s hit?

Pass. Take On Me.

The A1 runs north from London and ends in which city?

Sheffield. Edinburgh.

What size of paper is half the area of a sheet of A1?

A2. Correct.

Rhodes. The Colossus of Rhodes

was a statue depicting which Greek God?

Mars. Helios.

Noted for her pink hair,

what is the first name of the fashion designer

born in 1940 whose surname is Rhodes?

Camilla. Zandra.

Rhodes Scholarships enable foreign students

to attend which English university?

Oxford. Correct.

DECIMATE!

Oh, mate.

I'm afraid you just ran out of time,

which means you and your team will be leaving with nothing.

Give them a big round of applause, everybody.

APPLAUSE

Baz.

Come here, team. Come over here. Don't be disheartened.

Come on, you played a great round there.

There was a few toughies, weren't there.

Yeah. I'm sorry, mate. Listen, thanks for being a good sport.

Have you enjoyed yourself, Jamie?

Yeah, it's been a good day.

Baz, give my regards to all your drama students. I will.

And you, darling. Lovely. Thanks for being a great team.

I'm gutted for you. Genuinely gutted for you.

So join me next time to see whether another team of complete

strangers can take home a huge cash prize or, like this team,

they'll be decimated.

Take care, everybody.

Bye-bye.

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Watch this. It is amazing.