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Oh, we've had some good times in the forest, haven't we? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Obviously, apart from all of those complete strangers coming down here, | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
all trying to steal your carrots. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Terrifying you out of your wits on a weekly basis. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
My name's Jason and I live in an underground forest with a Hare. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
For eight mad weeks, we invited guests to pop down here | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
and have a go at some really weird stuff. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
If they did that stuff well, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
there was £15,000 to be won every Saturday night, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
as long as the guests remembered one simple rule - | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
Don't Scare The Hare. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Ah! There you are. It's me again, your friendly voice of the forest. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
And what a forest it is. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
It's got everything that a magical forest should have. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
It's got giant alarm clocks. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
A Hare and a flying hat. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Oh, and that man off the Gadget Show. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
This evening I'm going to take you back to a happier time, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
it says here. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Yes, it was a simple time for simple people, when the only thing that really mattered | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
was that the contestants didn't scare a very nervy robotic Hare. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
They wouldn't listen, would they? They just kept on doing it. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Ah, the things people do for money. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
She says, reading the script. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
OK, Hare, so, you think you can dance? Yeah? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
# And it goes a little something like this... # | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Ey? Yeah? All right? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
CLAPPING IN TIME TO SONG | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Agh, oh... | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
There's something about the forest that gets everyone dancing. Me, Hare, | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
our guests, even curmudgeonly old badger, they've all thrown down some moves. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
So, Hare and I have chosen a top ten woodland dance spectacular. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
All right? Let's do it. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Actually, I can't. Have you got some aromatic back rub? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
You're tuned into Woodland FM and the top ten countdown of woodland dance spectaculars. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:25 | |
At ten are the Dancing Queens. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
At number nine... | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
Kung Fooey. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
At number eight, Adam, waving goodbye to his promotion. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:37 | |
In at seven, it's a Femme Fatale, | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
falling head over heels for a certain little hare. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Oh, blimmin' 'eck. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
At six, it's our Welsh prison officers. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
She's got the robot going on, see? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
At five, oh, look at that marine get down. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-I'll give you a pirouette. -Four, it's Adam again. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Two words, drama school. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-All right. -OK! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
Yeah, yeah. Change gear. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
At three, it's Richard Hammond. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-What are you showing me? -If you'll allow me to lead. -Nothing will give me more pleasure. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
-My wife doesn't always let me lead. -No? -No. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-So... -OK, there. How's that? Any good? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
-A bit lighter, you need to be lighter on your feet? -OK, like that? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-And you need to follow, yes. -OK. Can we stop? -Yes. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-I'm just enjoying this a little bit too much. -OK. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-What more can you ask for? -Nothing. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
In at two, it's Karima. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Fair to say, Hare had a bit of a soft spot for her. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Oh, my goodness. Hey, you, look away. Thank you! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:39 | |
How about that? Fantastic. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
At number one, it's Melvyn from the Blitz Kids. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Come on, Melvyn. Let's see some moves. -All right. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
# Can't touch this. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
# Can't touch this. # | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Melvyn works in IT. I thought he was dull until I knew he could do this. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
So you could say he turned me off, and then on again. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Oh, yeah, he's got the full routine. Absolutely! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Bangers... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
and smash! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
What a joy this game was. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Each week, Hare found himself down the forest. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
There he is with his girlfriend, trying for a bit of 'me' time. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
The problem was his mates would always try and scare him | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
with the dreaded fireworks display. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Contestants had to grab rotten apples and leg it over the farm yard in a variety of ways | 0:04:19 | 0:04:25 | |
to try and prevent the fireworks going off by knocking them down. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
Three fireworks... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
..and then five... | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
and then seven fireworks that had to be walloped before the fuses burnt out. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:39 | |
Various techniques were used - | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
the classic lob, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
smash it as hard as you can... | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Nice one. Technique - underarm. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
..and the more gentle and feminine underarm. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
And the 'Why not just stand as far away as I can and hope luck's on my side' technique... | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
-..which it wasn't. -AUDIENCE: -Don't Scare the Hare! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
It was a tough one and many people were doomed to failure. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
And then came along a 21-year-old student called Sharm. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Sharm showed early promise in the game, so we were rather surprised | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
when he and his housemates failed to go home with the £15,000 at the end of the show. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
It was like he'd played this game before. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Students do have a lot of time on their hands, don't they? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
I mean, just look at how hard he's lobbing those apples! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
He'd got a lot of anger in him, that boy. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Oh, look, there's Hare's date. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
Bet she's wishing they'd just gone for a drink. Look at him go. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
Poetry in motion, just smashing down those fireworks. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Thank God Isaac Newton isn't here. The world would have been a different place. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Sharm had to go back and get some apples at the last minute. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
The fuse was too short... | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Oh, no! Our Hare was scared out of his wits. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Don't Scare the Hare! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Next up, there were five. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
This is like a very dangerous fairground game. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
So, like most fairground games, then? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Sharm smashed down those five in a row. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Firework, students, hay bales and a very timid Hare, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
what could possible go wrong? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
That was an incredible attempt. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
At the last possible moment! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
And then...there were seven. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Right, here we go. Seven fireworks. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Oh, he is fierce! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
This was the final round. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
He had to extinguish seven fireworks using only a fistful of apples. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Hang on, wasn't that a Clint Eastwood film? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
I'd forgotten how incredible he was at this. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Come on! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
Could he do it before a fuse blew? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
Just one more! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Sharm, come on, come on, come on. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Yes! Just in time. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
That was an A+ performance from a very promising student. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Oh, there's nothing quite like the solid bond | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
between one guy and his hair. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Yes, as a bald man, I'm aware of the massive irony inherent in that statement, | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
but I'm referring to those quiet little moments we've had along the way, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
because you're nothing if you haven't got your hare. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Again, I'm ahead of you. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
No! Look, you're not having Wi-Fi in the hen house! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
Why? Because it's a hen house! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Come on, then. Who'd you most like to visit us in the forest? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Katy Perry? No? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Cheryl Cole? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Fiona Bruce? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Weirdly, I'm totally with you. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
So, the vicar says, "Yes, it is a candlestick, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
"just don't tell the organist!" Ha! Do you see...? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
What's wrong with it? That's my nan's best joke. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
I don't care if it's your birthday, you're not having Grand Hare Auto 6. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
I know you're worried about people coming down here, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
but, honestly, I don't think a disguise is the answer. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
All right, best of three, then. Here we go. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
One, two, three. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Rock beats scissors! How is it that you get me with that every time? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
OK, charades. Your go. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
"Are you looking at me?", Taxi Driver, Robert De Niro! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
Brilliant! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
Yeah, course I won't tell anyone you're nervous about standing for the forest elections, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
but I wouldn't trust the birds, they Twitter. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Just...just to the left. Up-up a bit. Yes! Yes! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh, you've got the spot! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Talking to a hare in an underground forest. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
People are on medication for less. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Running yolk! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Ha-ha! Running yolk! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
It's funny already cos it's, like, a pun, isn't it? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Hare wanted his breakfast | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
and you really shouldn't mess with him when he's hungry. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Contestants had to deliver the jumbo eggs to Hare's breakfast table | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
without smashing them on the giant assault course. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
What? I never said it was Newsnight, did I? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
They had to carry the eggs through the gate... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Oh... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Yeah, she's done it. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Over the hay bales. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Come on, Gap! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
You can get the giant spoons from any normal game show hardware store, by the way. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:47 | |
Those twisty, steppy stone things proved to be a bit of a nightmare. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
A few of the contestants went over head first on those. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Take your time, take your time. You can do it...oh! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Don't worry, we settled out of court. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Nice move! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
This is the best argument for porridge I've ever seen. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
The irony was after all of that effort to make his breakfast, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Hare decided he fancied a bowl of cereal instead. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Who could forget handsome Charlie's brilliant giant egg run, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
when he so very nearly made it. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Charlie played a lot of American football. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Which doesn't explain why he was good at this. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Charlie went on to win £15,000. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
You can't buy your pride back, can you, Charlie? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
He's already got two eggs, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
but having scared Hare once, was desperate to get this one to the table. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Hare's a little overexcited there - | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
someone had just pressed his reset button. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Charlie was doing so well, then came the twisty, turny stepping stones. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
Yes, the fully grown man is on to the twisty, turny stepping stones. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
Now I can see why people eat breakfast bars. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Over the stile with the massive egg. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
God, what am I saying? I went to Cambridge, you know. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
All I could think of when I was watching this game was, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
"Where do they plug the toaster in?" | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Charlie was full of self-belief all the way and then, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
would you believe it, he dropped it! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh! Charlie dropped it at the last minute, | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Hare ran for the hills. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
Please don't laugh, Charlie, this was very serious. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
We all have different ways of coping when we make mistakes. Some of us pretend they never happened. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
Some of us let rip with a series of Anglo-Saxon verbs, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
and some form a coalition, but I prefer a more subtle approach. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
When I make a mistake, you'd never even notice. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
What? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
We all have different ways of coping when we make mistakes. Some of us.. Hey, noo-na-noo. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:55 | |
Great, now, while we... BRUP! Ey! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
I know you're one of these players that's got a kind of...um... | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-So, Kerry, do you I have any...? BRUP! Way-hey! -One more time. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
-But you've no idea how many carrents... -Carrents? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Carrots and currents. If you make a carrot and a current...all right. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
BRUP! Hey! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
I've seen how much you want those carrots. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
I think you'd even betray tres... | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Tres? What's a tres? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
There are loads of carrots up there for grabs in the allotment | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
which is crucial... (MAKES SILLY NOISES) | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
I love that joke about strangers, that's why I got so excited I messed it up. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
I messed it. I messed it up. I was going to mess it up. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Why did I even do it? I should have done it... | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Way-hey, hoo! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Ready? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
This is all about total concentration. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
A very steady hand and knee... Knees? Knees of steel? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Where am I going with that? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
Mate, I'm not being rude, but Sammy might... | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
-Oh, I've got it wrong again. Ready? -Muppet. -Thank you. You can laugh. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
I'll get you to try it in a minute. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, hang on. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
HE STUTTERS | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Right, I want two copies of that tape, please - | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
one to me and one on a bike, straight to BAFTA. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
In this game, Hare's friends are celebrating his election success | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
by throwing him a party. How thoughtful, you might think. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Well, it would be if they hadn't gone and held it behind this giant, thorny bush! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
The contestants had to deliver one balloon to Hare's party | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
without popping it on the massive thorns. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Oops, Owl's had a bit too much magic pop. You can't take him anywhere. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
Hang on a minute, thorny bushes?! Massive balloons? That sounds noisy. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:59 | |
Are we sure Hare's friends really understand him? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Now, apparently these bushes are quite easy to grow, once you've bolted them all together. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:07 | |
This wasn't a game show, this was a health and safety nightmare. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
Those balloons didn't half make a noise when they popped. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
It could be argued that some contestants did overreact a bit. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
There's Audrey from the Dancing Queens. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
This was one the most exciting games of the series. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Who'd have thought that it would've been completed by someone who is completely bonkers! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:30 | |
The show doesn't take itself seriously - you've seen the set. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
So, your left, Audrey. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
No! No! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
-Stop squealing, Lynn, for goodness sake, you'll wake Jason. -APPLAUSE | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
Audrey was doing well. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Keep it centre, Audrey. That's it. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
-That's it, Audrey, you're past it. You're past it. -I'm not that old! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
So, Audrey got through the first bush, all right, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
just two more to go. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
-Up. Up, up, up. Go quite high. -Well done, Audrey. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
-It's got a mind of its own! -This must be Scottish for balloon! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
-Right, Audrey. -Perilously close. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Oh, no, Audrey burst it! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Don't Scare the Hare! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Hare was furious. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
-You put it quite high, Audrey, there's nothing at the top. -And we're back. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
WHOOPING | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
-Oh! -Steady yourself. Keep it steady. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
You have to keep it steady for going through this next bit. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
At this stage, Audrey still had two balloons left. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
Steady! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
It's coming off! It's coming off! I can't see, up a wee bit. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
Right, stop there. That's it, you're there, Audrey. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
-You're there! -Last year someone tied those balloons to Hedgehog. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
It was a terrible mess. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
What are we doing? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
-Yes, sorry, balloons! -I'm a bit on the shaky side. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
That's it, well done, Audrey. You need to bring it up a bit. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
Lots of help from her team-mates there, that must have been annoying. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Up to your left. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
-To your left. To your left, Audrey. -Keep it where it is. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
Yes, well, it's easy to stand and shout from the side, | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
not so easy when you're trapped inside a MASSIVE bush. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
Ask Hedgehog - he was there for nearly two weeks before anyone found him. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
You're nearly there! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Oh! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
She was doing well, but did she make it? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
That's it. That's it. That's it. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Yes, she did! Hooray! So, what have we learned here? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:55 | |
Well, never put a firework in a cake for one. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Good work, Audrey. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Time we got ourselves a new hobby. What about train spotting? Yeah? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
HE SQUEAKS All right. Let's do this, baby. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
Hmm? I'm thinking this will work better at a train station, you know. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Somewhere where there are actually some trains. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Let's just stick to the hobbies you've already got. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Like most woodland animals, Hare doesn't get | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
a lot of time off between game shows. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
When he does get spare time, it's a daunting task to find | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
a suitable hobby when you can't even go upstairs. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
In many ways, Hare is an inspiration to us all. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
Hare likes nothing better that than a nice relaxing day fishing. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
Which is odd as his instructions advise that he should be kept away from water. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:52 | |
When he's not taking his life in his own hands by the pond, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
he likes to play with his Rubik's Cube. The Rubik's Cube was very popular in the '80s. | 0:17:55 | 0:18:01 | |
Hare was given his by Vanilla Ice. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Who said robots couldn't do martial arts?! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
It was Nietzsche, wasn't it? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Hare thinks Nietzsche is an idiot. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
After a long day's panicking, Hare likes to kick back | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
and just chill, yeah. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
He usually stops shaking by the time the medicine kicks in. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Hare loves to party, but his raves can sometimes get a bit out of hand. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
After last year's, Badger woke up on his own in a field in Northampton! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
Luckily, somebody faxed him back. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Hare's a bit of a drama queen. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-He LOVES musicals - he trod the boards in his youth, you see! -SCREAMING | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
Rolled across them. When he's not doing all of that, sometimes | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
he just likes to put a bucket on his head and run into bits of the set. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
I mean tree, in the enchanted forest. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
So, it's certainly not all work, work, work for this little fella. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:59 | |
In fact, his agent has said after this show, he may never work again. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
It's Alarm-a-geddon! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
It was the game that made time stand still. No, literally. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
The contestants had to turn off the alarm clock | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
so that Hare could get a good night's sleep. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Oh, look, there's our Steph. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
She was so good at this, she and her team went on to win £15,000. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:29 | |
-Contestants had to finish the game before the sun came up. -COCK CROWS | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
The irony was, we found out later it was the game music that kept the Hare awake. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
He was fine with the noisy clocks. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
One challenge the contestants faced was deciding which way to go. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
I'm the same some mornings. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
-Come on, Jackie! -What an odd place to choose to sleep, Hare! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
Sometimes I don't think you help yourself. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
The other challenge was trying to stay upright. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Well, it's not easy when you're zipped into a sleeping bag and there's £15,000 at stake. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
Oh, that looked painful! Get off the floor, you're on telly! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
Keep it going, brother. ALARM CLOCK RINGS | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Oh! Quick, he's down! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
That's it. Big breath. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Here's Jackie! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Who would have thought that a 40-year-old sales executive | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
would be the girl to conquer our most physical game? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
She used the windmilling technique. Technically that's cheating, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
but we let her have it as we thought her face looked funny | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
-while she was doing it. Oh, no! -ALARM CLOCK RINGS | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
One scare down, but Jackie kept on going. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Hare can't tell the time, of course. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
He can read it, he just can't tell it. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Jackie was looked confused there - thought she had applied to be on Countdown. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
Hare has that look on his face. Probably just downloaded it. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Jackie, I'm behind you. I'm in the one behind you! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
Oh, and she powered through the game. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Maybe she has a lot of clocks at home to practise on? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
You're nearly there, Jackie! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Jason was never too far away to shout encouragement from the sidelines. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Up here! Up here! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Quick, that one's going to blow, Jackie! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Jackie was a fit girl, all right! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
I don't have to bother keeping fit, one the perks of being a disembodied voice. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
ALARM CLOCK RINGS | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
No! She missed that one and she woke Hare again! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
This game reminds me of a dream I once had before I was woken up | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
by six giant alarm clocks! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Third time lucky, as my bungee jumping instructor used to say. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
-Hare loves sleeping under the stars. That's how he got into showbiz. -COCK CROWS | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
And that's daybreak. Time to stop all this nonsense. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
This is all going to seem very silly in the morning. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
Now, since we first invited you to our underground forest, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
one of us has become quite a hit with the ladies. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Yeah, I'm talking about him. It's been quite tough for me, | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
being the Tim Burton to his Johnny Depp. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
No matter though, there's been a lot of love in this glade, | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
plenty enough for everyone. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Hare what do you think of Sinead's...? Actually, Hare, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
what do you think of Sinead? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
It's a beautiful thing. Look at that. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
He's a soppy old thing and he likes to wear his heart on his sleeve. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
Well, there's not a lot of room in his chest due to his massive engine. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Hare seemed to fall for almost all of the female contestants, | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
I mean, look at that, some of those girls are mighty foxy. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
Oh, my goodness. Hearts and everything! A beautiful moment! | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
Maybe Hare just needs to play hard to get once in a while. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
The trouble is he just loves a hug and a cuddle. Who doesn't? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Well, he's only human. I suppose, sort of. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
-Are you all right there, Paddy? -I think you've made a friend there. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
-He's a good-looking Johnny. -A good-looking Johnny? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
-What does that mean? -He's not bad looking. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
-No, he's definitely, definitely got a soft spot for you. -Does he? -Yes. -I could go for him. Look. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
-This is the problem though, he is absolutely smitten. -Get your coat, you've pulled! -Exactly! | 0:23:16 | 0:23:21 | |
Hey, you've been kissed by a girl! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
Look at you. What I have told you about that?! | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Lucky for you I've got a moist wipe! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Go on, then, you introduce the next bit. HARE SQUEAKS | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Yes, dude, honestly beautiful. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
I couldn't have put it better myself. But watch the swearing! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Hare loves carrots so much that he grows them | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
in a specially designed electrified allotment. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
Just look at his lasers. It's like a Take That concert down there. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
In this game contestants have to steal Hare's carrots | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
in a variety of ingenious ways - | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
with massive poles with hooks on the end, | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
bare hands... | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
..or with a pair of oversized, very hard to control salad tongs. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
If you're going to try this at home, kids, | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
make sure you get permission to borrow the balloon first. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
If the contestants set off the noisy alarm, Hare gets really scared | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
and they have to return the carrots to his basket. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
The team with the most carrots at the end of the game go on to play for the £15,000. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:37 | |
Those multiple carrots were tempting, but they turned out to be much harder to control. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:42 | |
This game was all about teamwork. Winch your mate in the wrong direction, | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
you could get into real trouble. Some contestants took this game more seriously than others. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
Personally, I find it hard to take anyone seriously, | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
-who's dangling on a wire and shouting at me in a beanie hat. -Go, babe! Forward! Sto-o-p! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:59 | |
-Back! Back! -To you! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
To you! To you! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Go like the wind! Come on! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
Forward! Forward! Forward! Forward! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:12 | |
-Forward! Go on, forward! -To one, to one! To one. -Slowly. Stop. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:17 | |
Quite often it all proved too much. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Some people had to go down and sit with the forest nurse for a while. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
SHE ROARS | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
This one was hard to watch. Tony had scooped the triple carrot, | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
but he couldn't get it in his basket. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
-He must be useless at grocery shopping! -Stop! Stop! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:41 | |
Stop! Stop! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Well done, Tony. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
However much they screamed at each other, at the end of the game, | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
the teams would always kiss and make up. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
We did have one divorce, but they said they'd been having problems | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
even before they electrified their partner on national TV. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
That was brilliant! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
OK, five across, a short-haired mammal? Four letters? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Hare! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
You'll know! Any ideas? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Cos I'm stumped! Anyway, I'll remember it eventually. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Actually, going on my performance in the forest, I probably won't. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
I'm going to call this team... | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
I've forgotten what I'm going to call them. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
I'm so sorry. Right, here we go. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Nice to meet you and, for obvious reasons I'm going to call you... | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
Forgotten! Now, while you're here in the forest, you'll have to try | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
to collect as many of Hare's carrots as you can by foul means... No, you sausage, one more time. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:48 | |
Six alarm clocks, three carrots and all of that in this dress, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
in Lady Gaga...in all of that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:03 | |
Gameshow God! Anyway, as W... Hey! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
As WH Auden once said, stop all of the clocks. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
You see, despite being... HE LAUGHS | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
I'll get there. Well, as WH Auden says, stop all the clocks. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
There, you see, I can still do highbrow. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
I know, I totally messed it up. Balance... No, I messed it up again. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
Give me one more try. You each need one person to fly. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:31 | |
Of course, you've no choice, sisterhood... | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Sister Act... CHEERING | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Oh, it's not going to happen. As my nan used to say, | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
prepare the explosives! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
-Did she? -Yeah, she's inside now. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
Armed robbery. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
Here comes the blag of the century, and remember, | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
you're not supposed to scare the blooming hare off! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
It's the worst Michael Cain impersonation even I have ever heard. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
What have we got? 15 croaky voices and ultimately only one huge prize. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:08 | |
It sounds like Andrew Load... Sounds like Andrew Lloyd... | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
Sounds like a Lloyd Webber. Argh! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
One more time. Right, ready? So, what have we got? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
15 croaky voices and ultimately one huge prize, | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
sounds like Lloyd Webber's new TV show! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:28:21 | 0:28:26 | |
This was the grand final where only a few | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
general knowledge questions stood between our teams and £15,000. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:40 | |
The tables were turned as the contestants put their heads | 0:28:40 | 0:28:44 | |
together in order to catch our poor little hare. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
The team had to answer questions correctly in order to coax Hare through the gate, into the garden. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:52 | |
Further right answers would position our little star right under the net | 0:28:52 | 0:28:56 | |
and a few more would see him well and truly trapped. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:01 | |
No wonder he was always so tense. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
The questions were pretty straightforward, | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
but the answers were very difficult to understand. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
-This is £15,000 we're talking about? -I know. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
-Yes. -Are you guessing? -Yeah. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
15 grand is 15 grand. Oh, God, it's 15 grand! | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
-We might have served him often on an often basis. -By yourself? | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
By myself. I think it'll be the shoe. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
Excellent. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
Is there any subject we can get we could be worse on than ballet? | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
-I'm not sure. -You're Katie? -Yep. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
-You're Tom, what are you going to name your child? -None of them. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:42 | |
I'll go for A! | 0:29:42 | 0:29:43 | |
I met a girl once that lived in Coventry. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
-Is this another one of your stories? -She wasn't very nice to us. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
She broke up with us after a few weeks. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
I'm looking at A, Princess Andrew? | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
Not Princess Andrew, Prince Andrew. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
It's a war ship, man, it's got to be something, Victory or something. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
I can't hang about, just do it. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
-Coventry strip's blue, hold on, Coventry City blue. -I know this. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:13 | |
What you have to be aware of, | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
-is that you're taking responsibility for this one. -And I'm colour blind! | 0:30:15 | 0:30:20 | |
Drop the net! | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
Sadly, every week there comes a point where | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
we have to say goodbye to our losing team. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
You'd think that moment would all be about them, | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
but, oh, no, somehow Hare manages to steal the limelight. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:43 | |
Hare was so sad to see the teams go, that he would often end up in tears. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:48 | |
Well, he would be if he could cry. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
So, it was goodbye to the family with the marine, | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
daredevil dancing daddy. They never did do lunch. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
-The Ladettes. -Goodbye to the friends who went away with nothing, | 0:30:56 | 0:31:00 | |
not even a cheque book and pen that you can't use in real life. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:04 | |
Goodbye to the biggest twins I've ever seen | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
and their TINY cousin, Lucy. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
It looks like Hare has taken a shine to one of them. Can you guess which? | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
-The Dancing Queens. -Goodbye to the sisters who couldn't sing. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:17 | |
Hare should be nice to that dog, I've heard it's replacing him in the next series. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:21 | |
-The Mothers. -It's goodbye to The Mothers. Not that Hare was bothered. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:25 | |
Sorry, mums, nice to meet you. It's always sad to see contestants go. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:29 | |
-Sister Act! -Goodbye to the sisters although Hare was much more bothered | 0:31:29 | 0:31:33 | |
-about his Rubik's Cube, but at least they went away with a carrot each. -Femme Fatale! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:38 | |
Goodbye to the friendly Femme Fatale who went away with 11 carrots, but no money, | 0:31:38 | 0:31:42 | |
but if they like soup, they'll be laughing. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
Remember, Hare, it's not always about you, it's about the show's winners. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
We love it when our guests win, don't we, Hare? | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
HE SQUEAKS Don't we, Hare? Better. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
How can you not be moved by the glee on their excited little faces? Bless them all. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:02 | |
Oh, money. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
# Tonight's the night | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
# Let's live it up... # | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
Our scaredy hare made some team members rich beyond their wildest dreams, | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
all for playing some very silly games. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
There's Melvyn, the IT man with the moves. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
There's Kerry. Maybe if she had stopped jumping and concentrated | 0:32:20 | 0:32:24 | |
she would've won something! | 0:32:24 | 0:32:25 | |
The Scarers winning there, they don't care about poor old Hare, they've now got £15,000 to spend! | 0:32:29 | 0:32:34 | |
Oh, the Kung Fooeys. HI-YAH! There's Karima. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:42 | |
She was always a winner in Hare's eyes. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
And there is Sam. He's got a new job as a fireman. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
And the Weedgies are taking £15,000 back to Glasgow. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
That is one MASSIVE deep-fried pizza! | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
# Here we come, here we go We gotta rock, rock | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
# Easy come, easy go Now we're on top | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
# Feel the shot, body rock Rock it, don't stop | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
# Round and round Up and down, around the clock | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
# Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
# Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
# We keep, keep on going You know what we say | 0:33:35 | 0:33:39 | |
# Party everyday day, P-P-P-Party everyday... # | 0:33:39 | 0:33:43 | |
EXPLOSIONS AND CHEERING | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
All these people won quite a lot of cash | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
and had a lot of fun on the way. So, if you see them on the street, | 0:34:01 | 0:34:06 | |
don't be afraid to ask to borrow a tenner. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
I'm joking, of course - you might as well make it a couple of grand! | 0:34:09 | 0:34:13 | |
Well, that's it. Time's up for our little trip down forest memory lane. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:18 | |
Hope you enjoyed it and we'll see you again soon. Say goodbye, Hare. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:22 | |
HE SQUEAKS | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
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