5 Stori: Mewn Twll

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-May God keep you safe.	0:00:35	0:00:38
-May God also keep you safe.	0:00:42	0:00:44
-It's a big day tomorrow.	0:00:51	0:00:53
-For the three of us.	0:00:54	0:00:56
-Hello, this is Gwyn John -from Jones the Box.	0:01:08	0:01:10
-Can I confirm the details of Heather -and Mark Evans's funeral tomorrow?	0:01:11	0:01:16
-At eleven o'clock. Yes, that's fine.	0:01:16	0:01:19
-Yes - busy day.	0:01:20	0:01:21
-Yes, it'll be strange.	0:01:22	0:01:23
-But there we are, -we must all go eventually.	0:01:24	0:01:27
-Yes. I'll see you -around a quarter to eleven.	0:01:28	0:01:31
-Right. Bye.	0:01:31	0:01:33
-Hello, Jac.	0:01:48	0:01:50
-A pint and a chaser, please.	0:01:50	0:01:52
-Am I in it?	0:02:03	0:02:04
-I always told my family -that I didn't want a fuss.	0:02:06	0:02:09
-I bet they made a splash.	0:02:09	0:02:11
-A melodramatic double-page spread.	0:02:11	0:02:14
-Well, we did go out with a bang.	0:02:14	0:02:15
-Well, we did go out with a bang. - -It was an accident.	0:02:15	0:02:17
-It kept fusing. I told you.	0:02:17	0:02:18
-It kept fusing. I told you. - -It could have happened to anyone.	0:02:18	0:02:21
-You should have paid an electrician.	0:02:22	0:02:24
-You should have paid an electrician. - -Did Last Gasp win the 3.10 at Ascot?	0:02:24	0:02:27
-I've got it in a double.	0:02:27	0:02:29
-Typical! You and your gambling.	0:02:29	0:02:32
-Typical! You and your gambling. - -Thank you.	0:02:32	0:02:33
-Did you order crisps or nuts -with your drink?	0:02:33	0:02:36
-Gwyn, you really must cut down -on the drinking.	0:03:00	0:03:03
-KNOCKING	0:03:08	0:03:10
-MUSIC	0:03:15	0:03:17
-This is the one!	0:03:19	0:03:20
-Oh!	0:03:20	0:03:22
-Hey! Great news.	0:03:35	0:03:38
-Last Gasp won the 3.10 at Ascot.	0:03:39	0:03:41
-If Kick The Bucket wins tomorrow, -I'll win 150.	0:03:42	0:03:45
-I'll go halves with you -if you'll collect my winnings.	0:03:45	0:03:49
-What's going on here?	0:03:50	0:03:52
-Who are you? Tell me the truth.	0:03:53	0:03:55
-Who are you? Tell me the truth. - -Cool down! Don't be so uptight.	0:03:55	0:03:57
-Who are you? -I want to know right now!	0:03:58	0:04:01
-You know who we are.	0:04:01	0:04:03
-You filled in the forms -with our details on them.	0:04:03	0:04:06
-You have neat handwriting.	0:04:06	0:04:08
-What are you doing here?	0:04:08	0:04:10
-What are you doing here? - -Isn't it obvious? We're dead.	0:04:10	0:04:12
-How did you get in? -I've got an alarm, and a fence.	0:04:14	0:04:17
-Read these, if you don't believe us.	0:04:18	0:04:21
-I'm Heather Evans, 59 years old.	0:04:23	0:04:25
-Date of birth, 3 January 1956. -Nine stone two pounds.	0:04:25	0:04:29
-And I'm Mark Evans, 64 years old.	0:04:30	0:04:32
-Date of birth, 26 February 1951.	0:04:32	0:04:36
-But no way am I 14 stone!	0:04:36	0:04:38
-How do you do?	0:04:39	0:04:40
-You can talk!	0:04:42	0:04:43
-Yes, but she talks more than me.	0:04:44	0:04:46
-Always has, since the day we met.	0:04:46	0:04:49
-Always has, since the day we met. - -But I don't play with electrics.	0:04:49	0:04:51
-You can't talk and be dead.	0:04:51	0:04:53
-Why not?	0:04:54	0:04:55
-Why not? - -Why not? Why not?	0:04:55	0:04:56
-You have a tendency -to repeat questions.	0:04:57	0:05:00
-It's a bad sign.	0:05:00	0:05:01
-Shut up!	0:05:02	0:05:04
-Shut up! - -There's no need to shout.	0:05:04	0:05:06
-If you came here to steal, -you're wasting your time.	0:05:07	0:05:10
-There's nothing here.	0:05:10	0:05:12
-There's nothing here. - -We're not here to cause trouble.	0:05:12	0:05:14
-How long -have you been an undertaker?	0:05:15	0:05:17
-For 20 years.	0:05:18	0:05:19
-You've never talked to dead people?	0:05:20	0:05:22
-You've never talked to dead people? - -No. Never.	0:05:22	0:05:24
-You told me -about your fat neighbour...	0:05:24	0:05:27
-..who plays John Ac Alun songs -all the time.	0:05:27	0:05:30
-Then you moaned about insects -eating your geraniums.	0:05:30	0:05:34
-Yes, well, I may talk -to some dead people sometimes.	0:05:34	0:05:38
-There you go then. -What's the problem?	0:05:40	0:05:43
-It's one thing for me -to talk to them... you... them.	0:05:43	0:05:47
-You're not meant to answer me!	0:05:47	0:05:50
-Typical man! You expect us to listen -to you, but you moan when we talk.	0:05:50	0:05:55
-I don't know who you are -and I don't want to know either.	0:05:55	0:05:59
-I want you to leave right now.	0:05:59	0:06:01
-I want you to leave right now. - -Hey! Hold on.	0:06:01	0:06:03
-One question and we'll leave.	0:06:10	0:06:12
-Why do you talk to dead people -every now and then?	0:06:12	0:06:16
-It's something everyone does.	0:06:18	0:06:20
-Mechanics talk to cars, -gardeners talk to plants...	0:06:21	0:06:25
-..and I talk to corpses.	0:06:25	0:06:28
-So it's got nothing to do -with the fact you're lonely.	0:06:29	0:06:33
-No.	0:06:35	0:06:36
-I'm not lonely.	0:06:36	0:06:38
-You've asked your question. -Go back to wherever you came from.	0:06:39	0:06:43
-I thought -you wanted nothing to do with us.	0:07:41	0:07:44
-Stop it!	0:07:44	0:07:45
-Ignore him.	0:07:45	0:07:47
-How do you feel?	0:07:47	0:07:49
-How do you feel? - -I've been better.	0:07:49	0:07:50
-He suggested we were thieves.	0:07:51	0:07:53
-Yes. Sorry about that.	0:07:53	0:07:55
-I'm a lot of things, -but I'm definitely not a thief.	0:07:55	0:07:58
-You've made your point. -Nobody's perfect.	0:07:59	0:08:01
-Two words.	0:08:02	0:08:03
-Electrics and conservatory.	0:08:03	0:08:04
-Exactly! Now, shut up!	0:08:06	0:08:08
-What can I do for you?	0:08:10	0:08:12
-Please tell me what's going on.	0:08:12	0:08:14
-We want to ask you a favour.	0:08:21	0:08:23
-Would you mind not burying us?	0:08:24	0:08:28
-LAUGH	0:08:29	0:08:31
-What's so funny?	0:08:31	0:08:33
-I'm talking to two dead bodies -who don't want me to bury them...	0:08:33	0:08:38
-..and you ask me what's funny?	0:08:38	0:08:39
-..and you ask me what's funny? - -I know it's a lot to ask.	0:08:39	0:08:41
-I promise you can bury us -at some point, but not now.	0:08:41	0:08:45
-Why?	0:08:45	0:08:46
-Why? - -We have things to do in this world.	0:08:46	0:08:49
-I'm not 65 yet. -I've got years ahead of me.	0:08:49	0:08:52
-Not really. You're dead!	0:08:52	0:08:54
-Sorry, I didn't mean to sound -heartless, but that's the truth.	0:08:55	0:09:00
-People live to be over 100 nowadays.	0:09:00	0:09:02
-People live to be over 100 nowadays. - -Yes, but you're not one of them.	0:09:02	0:09:05
-That's life. Nobody can control it.	0:09:06	0:09:08
-I'll take that as a no then.	0:09:10	0:09:12
-Yes.	0:09:12	0:09:13
-Yes. - -Please reconsider.	0:09:13	0:09:15
-It would only be temporary.	0:09:15	0:09:17
-It would only be temporary. - -I can't.	0:09:17	0:09:19
-Why not?	0:09:19	0:09:21
-Why not? - -I have to bury you tomorrow.	0:09:21	0:09:23
-It's my last chance. I'm selling up.	0:09:23	0:09:26
-It's my last chance. I'm selling up. - -Take it off the market.	0:09:26	0:09:27
-I can't.	0:09:27	0:09:28
-I've got a prospective buyer -calling any minute.	0:09:29	0:09:32
-DOORBELL	0:09:32	0:09:34
-I can't help you. I'm selling up.	0:09:34	0:09:37
-After five o'clock tomorrow...	0:09:37	0:09:39
-..I won't have a licence -to bury anyone.	0:09:39	0:09:42
-I've got to go. See you.	0:09:43	0:09:45
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-Come in. Take a seat.	0:10:02	0:10:04
-Would you like a tea or a coffee?	0:10:05	0:10:07
-No, thank you.	0:10:07	0:10:09
-Sorry about the mess.	0:10:10	0:10:12
-The cleaning lady's gone on holiday.	0:10:14	0:10:16
-The cleaning lady's gone on holiday. - -Very nice. Where?	0:10:16	0:10:18
-Where?	0:10:20	0:10:21
-To...	0:10:22	0:10:23
-To...	0:10:23	0:10:24
-To... - -Well? Answer him!	0:10:24	0:10:25
-To...	0:10:26	0:10:28
-..Indonesia.	0:10:29	0:10:31
-Yes - to Indonesia.	0:10:31	0:10:33
-Wow! Different.	0:10:34	0:10:35
-Now then, where were we?	0:10:46	0:10:49
-The company history.	0:10:49	0:10:51
-It was established -over 80 years ago.	0:10:51	0:10:54
-My late wife and I -bought the company 15 years ago.	0:10:54	0:10:59
-I did a five-year apprenticeship -prior to that.	0:11:00	0:11:03
-It's always been a happy company.	0:11:04	0:11:06
-When I say happy, I don't mean -we're happy to bury people.	0:11:06	0:11:11
-A funeral is a sad occasion.	0:11:11	0:11:13
-I've always felt we give people -dignity during difficult times.	0:11:15	0:11:20
-Sad times.	0:11:20	0:11:22
-Do you have any questions?	0:11:26	0:11:28
-Do you have fleas here?	0:11:28	0:11:30
-Do you have fleas here? - -No.	0:11:30	0:11:31
-I don't think we have fleas.	0:11:31	0:11:33
-But not every dead body -is in perfect condition.	0:11:34	0:11:37
-Hey!	0:11:37	0:11:38
-Hey! - -What about the accounts?	0:11:38	0:11:40
-Can I take a look at the books?	0:11:40	0:11:42
-Can I take a look at the books? - -Yes, of course.	0:11:42	0:11:44
-I'm a firm believer -in being organized.	0:11:45	0:11:48
-Problem?	0:11:50	0:11:51
-I've just remembered something.	0:11:54	0:11:57
-The latest figures -are with my accountant.	0:11:57	0:12:00
-I can show you the figures for the -last quarter on these spreadsheets.	0:12:01	0:12:06
-They're on my computer.	0:12:06	0:12:10
-Are you alright?	0:12:13	0:12:15
-Are you alright? - -Yes.	0:12:15	0:12:16
-But the computer isn't working.	0:12:16	0:12:19
-Power cut.	0:12:20	0:12:22
-Power cut. - -Power cut?	0:12:22	0:12:23
-Yes. Come through to the workshop.	0:12:25	0:12:28
-We renovated it five years ago.	0:12:31	0:12:34
-After those big storms, we put -a new slate roof on the building.	0:12:43	0:12:48
-There's a two-inch layer -of insulation in the walls.	0:12:48	0:12:51
-This place is like an oven, -even in winter.	0:12:52	0:12:55
-We can come to some arrangement -about the furniture.	0:12:56	0:13:00
-Some of it -has been here since the start.	0:13:00	0:13:03
-Was it these two who died -in the conservatory explosion?	0:13:03	0:13:08
-Yes.	0:13:08	0:13:09
-How's their dog?	0:13:10	0:13:11
-How's their dog? - -Still in shock.	0:13:11	0:13:13
-Poor dab.	0:13:14	0:13:15
-Yes, but it's stopped shaking now, -apparently.	0:13:16	0:13:19
-That's good news.	0:13:20	0:13:22
-Did you know them?	0:13:27	0:13:28
-No, but everyone says -they were really lovely people.	0:13:29	0:13:32
-A new roof?	0:13:37	0:13:38
-There must be...	0:13:39	0:13:40
-Thank you for your time, -but I'm not interested.	0:13:41	0:13:44
-Wait! You don't understand.	0:13:44	0:13:47
-I can explain.	0:13:47	0:13:49
-DOOR CLOSES	0:13:49	0:13:51
-Heather! Mark!	0:13:53	0:13:54
-What do you think you're doing?	0:13:59	0:14:00
-What do you think you're doing? - -That man had dirty ears.	0:14:00	0:14:03
-If he can't care for his ears, -he can't care for a business.	0:14:03	0:14:07
-I hate to say this, but she's right.	0:14:08	0:14:09
-I hate to say this, but she's right. - -I'm always right.	0:14:09	0:14:11
-I wouldn't go that far.	0:14:11	0:14:12
-I wouldn't go that far. - -I would.	0:14:12	0:14:14
-You scared that man on purpose.	0:14:15	0:14:17
-You scared that man on purpose. - -I wouldn't trust him to bury my dog.	0:14:17	0:14:19
-Listen, Mark and I -have been talking.	0:14:20	0:14:23
-We can't ask you to do such a thing -without giving anything in return.	0:14:24	0:14:28
-So, why don't we help you -run the business?	0:14:29	0:14:32
-We'll have a six-month trial period.	0:14:33	0:14:35
-We'll have a six-month trial period. - -You helping me?	0:14:35	0:14:37
-It's better than lying in a hole.	0:14:38	0:14:39
-It's better than lying in a hole. - -And I'm claustrophobic.	0:14:39	0:14:41
-You sent him packing so that you -can get your hands on this place?	0:14:42	0:14:46
-How selfish can you be?	0:14:47	0:14:48
-We were thinking of you too.	0:14:49	0:14:50
-You're far too young to retire. -What will you do with your time?	0:14:51	0:14:56
-There are lots of things -I want to do.	0:14:56	0:14:59
-Lots of things.	0:14:59	0:15:00
-Travelling?	0:15:01	0:15:02
-In-In-Indonesia is very popular!	0:15:02	0:15:05
-In-In-Indonesia is very popular! - -Yes, I may travel.	0:15:05	0:15:06
-And I want to spend more time -in the garden.	0:15:07	0:15:10
-Your geraniums died in a week.	0:15:11	0:15:13
-Cooking then.	0:15:13	0:15:14
-I'd like to learn -how to bake a banana cake.	0:15:15	0:15:18
-Banana cake?	0:15:18	0:15:19
-Banana cake? - -I'm not sure what I'll do yet.	0:15:19	0:15:21
-But I'll enjoy doing nothing -for a while.	0:15:21	0:15:24
-Listen.	0:15:25	0:15:26
-You'll be bored in a week.	0:15:29	0:15:31
-Things aren't the same any more.	0:15:31	0:15:33
-Things aren't the same any more. - -No, but people are still dying.	0:15:33	0:15:36
-Yes, but small businesses -don't stand a chance these days.	0:15:36	0:15:40
-We can help you -take a fresh look at things.	0:15:41	0:15:44
-You know nothing about funerals.	0:15:45	0:15:47
-You know nothing about funerals. - -No, so we'll have some fresh ideas.	0:15:47	0:15:50
-Coffin Of The Month. -Buy one plot, get one free.	0:15:51	0:15:54
-I'm running a service, -not a supermarket.	0:15:54	0:15:58
-A supernatural market!	0:15:58	0:16:00
-It'll be perfect.	0:16:00	0:16:02
-We'll rebrand the company -and create a new logo.	0:16:03	0:16:06
-Three heads are better than one.	0:16:06	0:16:09
-Three heads are better than one. - -Two of those are dead!	0:16:09	0:16:10
-It's just a six-month trial.	0:16:11	0:16:13
-If you're not happy with things, -you can bury us...	0:16:14	0:16:18
-..without a single complaint.	0:16:18	0:16:20
-Well?	0:16:20	0:16:22
-Are you responsible for these two?	0:16:32	0:16:35
-I always said -you had a strange sense of humour.	0:16:35	0:16:39
-What do you want me to do, Gwen?	0:16:40	0:16:42
-ALARM	0:17:03	0:17:05
-What the...?	0:17:51	0:17:52
-What the...? - -Good morning to you too!	0:17:52	0:17:54
-We need an answer.	0:17:54	0:17:56
-I never make any decisions -until I've had coffee and toast.	0:17:56	0:18:00
-That marmalade is two months -past its sell-by date.	0:18:01	0:18:04
-It tastes better that way.	0:18:04	0:18:06
-Muesli or porridge -would be healthier.	0:18:07	0:18:09
-What is he? A bear?	0:18:09	0:18:11
-I'll do what I want in my own house.	0:18:11	0:18:15
-Are you always this jolly?	0:18:15	0:18:17
-Only when I find two corpses -in my cupboard.	0:18:17	0:18:20
-If this partnership's -going to work...	0:18:22	0:18:25
-I haven't agreed to anything.	0:18:25	0:18:26
-I haven't agreed to anything. - -But you've got to!	0:18:26	0:18:28
-Why are you so determined -not to be buried?	0:18:29	0:18:32
-It comes to us all in the end.	0:18:33	0:18:35
-It comes to us all in the end. - -I know.	0:18:35	0:18:36
-We're frightened.	0:18:38	0:18:40
-Just like you.	0:18:43	0:18:44
-Nonsense.	0:18:46	0:18:47
-I'm going to have a shower.	0:18:49	0:18:53
-That's that. -We may as well eat something.	0:18:54	0:18:57
-That marmalade's mouldy.	0:18:58	0:19:01
-We're being buried in three hours, -so who cares about fluffy marmalade?	0:19:01	0:19:06
-I know that Mark isn't perfect...	0:19:17	0:19:20
-..but he feels guilty -about the explosion...	0:19:21	0:19:24
-..and he deserves a second chance.	0:19:24	0:19:27
-That may be true, -but it's not my job to play God.	0:19:27	0:19:30
-It's my job to help your family -say goodbye to you properly.	0:19:31	0:19:36
-Do you want me to con them?	0:19:37	0:19:39
-They won't be any the wiser.	0:19:39	0:19:40
-They won't be any the wiser. - -No, but I will.	0:19:40	0:19:42
-You're an honest man, Gwyn...	0:19:43	0:19:45
-..but sometimes you have to listen -to your heart and break the rules.	0:19:45	0:19:49
-Stop this sentimental rubbish. -It has no effect on me.	0:19:50	0:19:54
-Gwyn, if you're not careful, -you'll find the horse has bolted.	0:19:55	0:20:00
-Wil Evans put 75p in the collection -and he's filthy rich.	0:21:18	0:21:22
-What a swine.	0:21:22	0:21:24
-Thank you. I know it wasn't easy.	0:21:24	0:21:26
-Thank you. I know it wasn't easy. - -No, it wasn't easy.	0:21:26	0:21:27
-You won't regret it.	0:21:27	0:21:29
-75p is an insult -and we should teach him a lesson.	0:21:30	0:21:33
-No, Mark. -That's not why we stayed here.	0:21:33	0:21:37
-No, I know.	0:21:38	0:21:40
-But 75p? What a cheek!	0:21:40	0:21:42
-But 75p? What a cheek! - -Hush!	0:21:42	0:21:44
-Gwyn! Turn on Radio 5 Live.	0:21:45	0:21:47
-"The winner was Kick The Bucket."	0:21:50	0:21:52
-"The winner was Kick The Bucket." - -Yes! That's 150!	0:21:52	0:21:54
-I'm a genius with these horses.	0:21:54	0:21:55
-I'm a genius with these horses. - -Remember we're going halves.	0:21:55	0:21:58
-It's going in the business account.	0:21:58	0:22:01
-It's going in the business account. - -But I won it.	0:22:01	0:22:02
-You and your gambling.	0:22:02	0:22:03
-You and your gambling. - -It's a bit of fun. It does no harm.	0:22:03	0:22:06
-Hey! Stop this bickering.	0:22:06	0:22:09
-We're partners now, -so I can bicker if I like.	0:22:09	0:22:13
-I'm the brains, so I'm the boss.	0:22:13	0:22:15
-I'm the brains, so I'm the boss. - -I'm the oldest.	0:22:15	0:22:16
-Yes, but I'm the only one -who's still alive, so I'm the boss.	0:22:16	0:22:21
-Do you know what?	0:22:21	0:22:23
-I think the next six months -are going to be fun!	0:22:23	0:22:27
-# That's the way to live	0:22:28	0:22:29
-# That's the way to live #	0:22:30	0:22:32
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