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-Hi, I'm Jools... | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
-..and that's my mum - Anita. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
-And she is, by the way, -the best mum in the world. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
-Ever since I was invented, -it's been just her and me. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
-She's looked after me -from when I was cute... | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
-..to when I was gross... | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
-..to now. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
-She's an awesome nurse -in an old people's home. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
-Plus she's learning Welsh - -how wicked is that like? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
-She's kind... | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
-..so fun... | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
-..and really squashy. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
-You're gonna like her. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-Anyway, we'd done a module in drama -called Our Roots... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:49 | |
-..and that made me -think about stuff. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
-So tonight, -I was going to ask my mum about... | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
-..stuff. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
-Thanks, babes. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
-Mm! Hot chocolate. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
-I was half expecting a cup of tea, -I gorra be honest... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
-..but, you know, there's nothing -like a hot chocolate before bed. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
-Mum, you know if my dad and you -were still together... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
-..what anniversary -would you have this year? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-We weren't married, were we... | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-..so we'd have to go -from when we first met. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-That would've been -when he had his motorcycle accident. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
-That was in 1995. -That's right - in the April. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-April 27th it was. -I tell you how I knows that. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-You know Debbie from Orthopaedics? -It was her birthday. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
-We had a cake made for her in -the shape of a fibula. It was lush. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
-Anyway, in he comes. -His leg was shattered, right? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
-The next morning, -I takes his breakfast out to him. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
-I looks at the sign above his bed. -It says Mike Ranieri. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
-I looks down, like that, -and there he was. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
-Jools, he was gorgeous. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-But I knew -it wasn't a long-term thing. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-He was ten years younger -than I was, Jools... | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-..and I knew -he'd go back to Italy in the end. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
-But we had a great time and -look what I got off him - my baby. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
-I tell you one thing. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-If he knew about you, -he'd be back here like a shot. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
-You know what you totes should do? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
-You know what you totes should do? - -What? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
-Date. Go on a dating website. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
-For goodness sake! Don't be so daft. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
-For goodness sake! Don't be so daft. - -You're still lush for your age. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
-Cheers, babes. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
-Seriously. Jac Ashton in my year -well fancies you. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
-The gay one? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
-The gay one? - -Yeah. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
-Profile pic. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
-Profile pic. - -Jools. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
-Jools! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
-So I edited her photo on Instagram -on the Sierra filter... | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
-..with extra brightness -and radial tilt shift. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
-Let's face it... | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
-..you can make a sausage bap -look like Kim Kardashian. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
-I loves my daughter. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
-My beautiful daughter. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
-OK. Something sporty. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
-Canoeing! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
-Yeah! Two people can do that. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
-I love canoeing... | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
-..and I speak Welsh. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-I'd better delete that. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
-No, no, no! Don't send it! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-Oh, shi...! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
-PING | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
-Jools! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
-Shi...! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
-The next thing we knew, -my mum had like 16 hits. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
-She was like totes in demand. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
-No. No. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-No. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
-Oh! Daydream Believer. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
-If you squint, -he looks kind of like Zac Efron. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-Should've gone to Specsavers, babes. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
-Go on then, give him a whirl. -He looks kind enough. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-So she went -and she was totes nervous. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
-More nervous than when I was -on stage in Year 4 with the choir. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
-She was sick and everything! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-Well? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
-I gotta be honest, love. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
-I've had more fun emptying commodes. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
-Plus he did this all the time. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
-Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
-That's a shame. He looked nice. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-That's a shame. He looked nice. - -Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
-Yeah. Really annoying. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
-So he wasn't the one -but there were lots more ones to go. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-Oh, my life! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
-He's really hot. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
-Silver fox like. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
-He's a George Clooney lookalike. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-Oh, Mama! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-So? What was George Clooney like? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-So? What was George Clooney like? - -Oh, lovely. Yeah. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
-Lovely clothes. Lovely smell. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-Plays the harp. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
-Loves Kylie Minogue -and Barbra Streisand. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
-I said, "Babes, why don't you -just come out of the closet?" | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
-He said, "Thank you very much"... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
-..and he skipped off, -singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-Totes disappoints -coz I'd add to basketed... | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
-..a lush bodycon off-the-shoulder -full length bridesmaid's dress... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:40 | |
-..in Malibu Sunset red. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-Oh, well. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
-Right, I'm off. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
-There's only so much blaggin' -I can do about canoes. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-Thanks, love, but the only man -I want in my life is Arthur. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
-He's 87 and he needs his insulin -in half an hour. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-Thanks though. | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
-I mean really. Thank you, love. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-Ta-ra. See you tonight, alright? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-Ta-ra. See you tonight, alright? - -Love you, Mum. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
-Love you, Jooly Jools. Ta-ra, babes. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
-Love you, Jooly Jools. Ta-ra, babes. - -See you tonight. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
-Bedwyraledhughes. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
-Speaks Welsh. Likes canoes. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-Mum! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
-Fair play to my mum -for giving the dating stuff a go... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-..but it wasn't for her. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
-She wanted to go back to normal -with me and the old people... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
-You're not having any. -You're too naughty! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-Alright, Evelyn? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
-..who love her. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
-Alright, Arthur? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
-Arthur's her favourite. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
-Anita, when are you gonna marry me? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-I will marry you when you have -learned to speak Welsh. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
-Pryd wyt ti'n mynd i briodi fi 'te? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
-You little monkey, Arthur! -You never told me you spoke Welsh! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-I have to now! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
-Oh, Arthur who by the way -is well cute. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
-But I had a really good feeling -about Bedwyraledhughes. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
-What's his name again? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
-What's his name again? - -Bedwyr. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
-Bedweir. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
-Bedweir. - -No - Bedwyr. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
-Yeah. Bedweir. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
-Yeah. Bedweir. - -No, listen. Bed wyr. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
-Bed wyr. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-Bedwyr. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
-Bedwyr. - -Bedweir. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
-Just call him Beds. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
-I'm not calling him Beds on a first -date! He'll get the wrong idea. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
-You'll be fine. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
-I know what you're thinking. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-What's she doing sitting in a car -outside a pub at night? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-It's ten o'clock, the time -Mum told me to pick her up. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
-She was on a date. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
-With Bedwyr Aled Hughes. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-She's late. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
-Alrigh? Anita 'ere. -Leave a message or try again. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
-If at first -you don't succeed, innit? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-Please speak after the donk. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
-Ten o'clock, eh? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
-Yeah, sorry about that, babes. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Well? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-Yeah, he's nice. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
-He's really nice. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
-But...? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
-But...? - -No buts. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
-Oh! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-OK. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
-He's a Gog. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
-. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:31 | |
-Subtitles | 0:08:35 | 0:08:35 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-Bedwyr Aled Hughes was a Northwalian -but it was totes obvs she liked him. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:44 | |
-She was well excited -about their second date. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
-Mum? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
-Mum? - -Be there in a minute now. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
-You're going to look so stunning. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-You will when your highlights, your -makeup and your blow dry are done... | 0:08:57 | 0:09:02 | |
-..and you're actually -wearing clothes. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
-Jools, I'm cacking my pants -about this one. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
-You like him though, yeah? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
-You like him though, yeah? - -I think so. It's hard to say. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
-He speaks Welsh all the time. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
-I don't understand half of it. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-I don't understand half of it. - -You always say you need to practise. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-Yeah, but it's constant, Jools, -and it's really fast. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
-And it's all in Gog. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
-And he does this -"sti" and "lly" thing all the time. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
-What's that all about? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
-Miss Dafis Welsh is a Gog -and she says "sti". | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
-Mae'n iawn, sti. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
-Mae'n iawn, sti. - -That's the one. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
-It's alrigh' ya know. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
-Sti is ya know. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-'Lly is... hang on. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-Bore fory 'lly. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-'Lly is like. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
-Not like "like tomorrow morning" -but like "tomorrow morning like". | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
-Oh. What's a wanwl then? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
-He goes "wanwl" -and his eyes go all big. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-What's his job again? | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
-What's his job again? - -Builder or summin. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-Probs like a tool. A spanner. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
-Or something to do with canoes. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
-Bleedin' canoes! Why you had to -put that down, I do not know. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
-Let's get a move on. -Let's get this done and dusted. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
-Hiya. Alrigh'? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
-Hello... sti. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
-Hello. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
-You're alrigh'. It's fine. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-Alright then. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
-Yeah, so... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
-Yeah, so... - -Drink? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
-What you havin'? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
-What you havin'? - -A pint of lager top. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
-OK. I'll have -a pint of lager top, please. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
-Oh! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
-'Scuse... Hello... | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
-Pint... 'scuse me... | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
-Can I have -a pint of lager top here, please? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
-Wanwl! Cardiff is a big place. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
-I don't know how get anything done -when it takes hours just to park. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:13 | |
-But it makes a change -from cows and English people! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
-Yeah, thing is see, Bedwyr, righ'... | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
-..cards on the table and all tha'... | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
-..I knows it says on my profile -that I speak Welsh. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
-I've done a foundation course. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
-I'm on Level 2 and I hopes to do -a GCSE one day. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
-My daughter, Jools, is fluent -and I practise on her... | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
-..but it's nowhere near your Welsh. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
-You speak proper Welsh up there. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-You speak proper Welsh up there. - -Oh, right! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
-I thought you were very quiet -the other night, you know. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
-I thought I'd blown you... -I mean it. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-I thought you'd blown me too... off, -before tonight like. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
-I tell you what, you stick to -speaking Welsh and I'll follow you. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:59 | |
-Alright then. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
-Have you got somewhere -for me to park my canoe? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-You are a right little -Gog potty mouth, aren't you? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
-More cards on the table. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-The canoe thing? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
-Jools put it on the profile -to make me sound a bit more exotic. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:19 | |
-I've never been near a canoe. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
-Thank God for that! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
-I'm clueless when it comes to canoes -or any sport which gets me wet. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:28 | |
-I'm only happy -when I have a hammer in my hand. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
-I didn't get any of that either. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
-If I didn't know any better, -I'd think you were coming on to me. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
-You and your mwthwl. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
-No, morthwyl. Hammer! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-You did that! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-No, like that! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-No. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
-So, after that date, -when they totes made a connection... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
-Hiya! Alright? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
-..they went on more dates. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
-Ta. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
-Ta. - -Oh, sorry! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
-Ta. OK? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
-Nothing intense, -just relaxed, on the down-low. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
-Drinks or a cuppa and cake, -as Bedwyr Aled Hughes says. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
-Babes, I don't understand. -What you on about? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
-Nothing was totes awks -between them. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-But I hadn't -actually met him yet, until... | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
-So what time is your boyfriend -picking you up? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
-Not my boyfriend! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
-Half seven. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
-What time is it now, babes? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
-Seven. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
-Ooh! Hiya. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
-Sorry, am I early? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
-I couldn't remember -if we said seven or half past. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
-I thought it's better -to be early than late. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
-Have I messed it up? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
-Have I messed it up? - -No, you haven't messed it up. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-I'm Jools, obvs. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
-Bedwyr, obvs. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
-Come in. My mum will be down now. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-Can I get you a drink? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
-Tea, coffee, lager? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
-I'm fine, thanks. I'm driving. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
-Driving! Cute. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-Tell me about yourself, Jools. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-Come on! You probably know -everything about me, fair play. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
-She's probably -bored your pants off about me. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
-Yes... I mean no! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
-She hasn't bored my pants off. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-If you see what I mean. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
-She thinks the world of you. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
-Yeah, she's lush. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
-What about you? She hasn't -bored my pants off about you yet. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
-That's understandable. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
-It's not that she -doesn't want to talk about you. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
-She misses some details -because of the Gog thing. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
-Yes. I see. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
-Well, what can I tell you? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
-I'm down here working on -a building contract as a joiner. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:32 | |
-I live on Anglesey with my son. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
-Dylan Rhys is 16. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
-If I like it down here -and there's plenty of work... | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
-..he'll move down here -to live with me. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
-Where does Dylan live now? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
-Where does Dylan live now? - -With my mother. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-He's become close to his gran -since my wife departed. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
-My dad departed too. -We think he went to Italy. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
-Where did your wife depart to? | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
-Where did your wife depart to? - -Ah. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
-I suspected your mother didn't -understand the word 'profedigaeth'. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
-What's that? Portugal? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
-Oh! No, no, it's not Portugal. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
-Oh! Sorry, Beds. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
-When did she...? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-You know. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
-When Dylan was six. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
-We're back on our feet now. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
-But I've only just -started... you know. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
-Well, if it helps, I can tell you -that my mother is proper lush... | 0:16:34 | 0:16:39 | |
-..and a proper lady. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
-Jools, French knickers or a thong? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
-Too soon? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
-So... lager? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-So... lager? - -Yes. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
-Totes embarrassing! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
-But after that date, Beds and Mum -did more and more together. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
-They were so, like, comfortable. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
-No? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
-Beds never made me feel -like a blueberry. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
-Oh, love him. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-So cute. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
-PHONE BEEPS | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-My mum was in cloud cuckoo land. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-But one day, she was even more -cloud cuckoo landish than usual! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
-I'm having a sleepover -at Ffion's tonight. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
-Are you? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
-That's good actually, coz um... | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-That's good actually, coz um... - -Coz what? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
-Nothing. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
-It's fine. It's alrigh'. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
-Mum, what are you planning? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
-OK, Jools. Sit down for a minute. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-I need to have a word in your ear. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
-I've been meaning to 'ave a word, -like, coz as you know... | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
-..I've been seeing Bedwyr -for a couple of months. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
-I really likes him, Jools. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-You know, -I think I'm falling for him. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-You know? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
-But, the thing is... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
-But, the thing is... - -Oh, my God! He's moving in. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
-That's a really good idea. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
-OK! Cart before the horse! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
-No, what I was gonna say was I could -give him perhaps, I don't know... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
-..a drawer or a key or something. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
-Yeah, a key. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
-If you're going over -to Ffion's house... | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
-..I could get him over to our house -tonight and I'll suck it and see. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:39 | |
-The situation, like. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
-The situation, like. - -What? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
-Nothing. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-Good luck. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-FRONT DOOR CLOSES | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-So, anyway, what it is, right? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-I been thinkin', um... | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
-How do you fancy an allanfa? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-What? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:08 | |
-What? - -It's not the right word. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
-An efallai. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-I've forgotten the word now. -I've forgotten the word. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
-What word? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-What word? - -The word for the thing. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
-What is it in English? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
-I can't remember that now either! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
-I'm befuddled. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-What is it in Gog then? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
-What is it in Gog then? - -How would I know? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
-I've only just learned washi! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
-You stick it in. You stick it in. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
-You stick it in. You stick it in. - -Wanwl! Where? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
-You stick it in the door. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-Oh! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
-Goriad. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
-Goriad. - -A what? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
-Goriad. To open the door. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-Yeah, like an allwedd. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
-Allwedd! That's what it is. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
-What's wrong with me? A key, innit? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-Yes? What about it? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
-Yes? What about it? - -Oh, yeah. Sorry. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
-Righ'. What it is, righ'? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
-How do you fancy -an allwedd to my door... | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
-..so you can, you know, come and go. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
-Here and there. Higgledy-piggledy. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-That sounds kind of wrong, don't it? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-No. Sounds champion to me. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-Do it? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
-Alrigh'. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
-# And I will always love you | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
-# Ooh! # | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
-BEEP | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
-Oh! Hi, Jools. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
-Alrigh'? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-You're not staying at Ffion's house? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
-No. She's got a bug. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
-She puked over Cysgod Y Cryman. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
-Oh, drat. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
-Yes, well I must have -the same thing. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
-The same bug. How strange. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
-I threw up over myself... | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
-..so your mother -let me borrow her dressing gown. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
-I was sick all over my shirt, -my trousers... | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
-..my pants... | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
-..and everything. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
-Do you think I'd rather imagine you -puking all over your pants... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
-..than snuggling up with my mum? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
-..than snuggling up with my mum? - -Ah! Yes. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
-Oh, Beds. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
-Key? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
-Key? - -Yep - got it. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-Yes! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
-He had a key and a sleepover -and he wore my mum's dressing gown. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
-Obvs, proceed to checkout -on my off-the-shoulder bodycon... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
-..full length Malibu Sunset -bridesmaid's dress. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
-Hiya, babes! -You should've used your key. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
-You comin' in or what? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
-You comin' in or what? - -No. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
-What? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-What? - -I really don't want to do this. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
-I won't stay long. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
-It's for the best. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
-I've got to go back to Anglesey. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
-It's Mam. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
-She's had a heart attack. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
-I must go back. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-I handed my notice in on the site. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
-Sorry, Anita. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
-Really. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
-I'm so, so sorry. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
-Look, I know this is a bit sudden -and I don't expect an answer now. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
-I know you need time to think -and discuss it with Jools. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
-I can't do this without you, Anita. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
-I haven't been this happy for years. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
-I love you and I want you -to come home to Anglesey with me. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
-Please? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
-Pardon? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
-S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
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