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I'm Rick Edwards and this is !mpossible.

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Impossible.

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Impossible.

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Impossible!

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Welcome to !mpossible, the quiz with the third dimension.

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Most quiz shows have just right answers and wrong answers,

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but we also have impossible answers.

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They're not just wrong - they couldn't possibly be right.

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Hoping to get lots of right answers,

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whilst dodging those pesky impossible answers, are 24 players.

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-Hello, players. ALL:

-Hello, Rick.

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This is your last chance to unlock this.

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Our humongous exclamation mark

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filled with 10,000 shimmering pound coins,

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all personally buffed by me.

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At the end of the show,

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one of our fabulous two dozen will face the final question

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and here...it is.

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Today's £10,000 question.

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Get this right and all of that money will come down here

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and into your pockets.

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Replacing Josh, who sadly left yesterday empty-handed, is Brenda.

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-Hello.

-Tell me a bit about yourself, Brenda.

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-What do you do?

-Actually, I'm retired now,

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so I have a lot more choice of how I spend my time, which is good.

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Go on. Talk me through a typical day, then, Brenda.

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A typical day might be sort of getting up...

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Not in real time, Brenda.

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OK. Fine, fine. I do a lot of walking.

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I do a lot of helping out with family and things like that.

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-Nice.

-So quite a lot of days might be artwork, might be reading -

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great passion of mine.

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-What sort of artwork?

-I do quite a lot of drawing with pencils

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and crayons. I particularly specialise in birds.

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Oh, so if birds came up...

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-Feathered birds, yes.

-Feathered birds.

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Well, great to have you here.

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And although she's feeling much better today,

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Rachel is still not quite well enough to play.

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Wishing you better soon, Rachel.

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I'm assuming you're watching. But in her place is Marion.

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-Hello.

-How are you?

-I'm fine, thank you.

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-What do you do, Marion?

-I'm what's called an early years officer.

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I work in a preschool nursery class, managing staff who look after

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children aged three to five before they go to school.

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OK. And what do you do in your spare time, Marion?

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I'm the vice president for a local operatic society.

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-Oh!

-At the moment, we are rehearsing for Oklahoma!

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-OK.

-And I'm only in the chorus this time, but the last part I played,

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I can't remember, but it was a man in South Pacific because they were

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short of men, so I played a rather short man.

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And did you pop on the old beard, Marion, or...?

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I just grew the one I had.

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Yeah, lovely. Lovely.

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It's beautifully trimmed for today cos you're on telly.

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The make-up girls are wonderful.

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If you were to get your hands on the £10,000...

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Firstly, that would be a bit of a smash and grab.

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Secondly, what would you do with it?

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I'd really love to get some tickets for some great rock shows.

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Oh, yeah? What kind of shows?

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Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses, anybody, I can really...

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Are you a bit of a head-banger, Marion?

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A bit of a head-banger, yes.

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Unfortunately, I've not got long hair any more but...

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We'll get you a wig. Make-up will sort you out, no problem, Marion.

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-I've got some, I've got some.

-Oh, good. You're fine, then.

-Yes.

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-Well, best of luck, Marion.

-Thank you very much.

-Let's crack on.

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You'll face five multiple-choice questions, each with three answers.

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The right answer scores you a point.

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The wrong answer gets you nothing.

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But if you choose the impossible answer...

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Impossible.

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..that really is a huge disaster.

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It immediately knocks you out of today's show and we'll have to say

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goodbye. It's going to be hard for me, it's going to be hard for you.

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After five questions, the highest scorer will get the first chance

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to bag a place in today's final. Are you all ready?

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-ALL:

-Yes.

-OK.

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Here's your first question.

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OK. We've got 19 As and five Cs.

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The answer you should have gone for...

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..is A, Bruno Tonioli.

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A point to all of you who went for that.

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The five Cs, I do not want to be saying goodbye to you here.

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Hoping you've avoided the impossible. Have you?

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You have. Louis Walsh, not a judge on Strictly Come Dancing.

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A judge on the X Factor. So everyone proceeds to question two.

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We've got 15 Cs and nine Bs.

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The right answer...

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..is C, Singapore.

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The Raffles Hotel in Singapore is named after him.

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A point to all of you.

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The impossible answer...

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The impossible answer was A, Angola,

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which is a country in southern Africa.

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Everyone still in play as we move on to question three.

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Now, we have got all answers out there.

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Means we are going to be saying goodbye to some people.

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Said, you have gone for Enver Hoxha.

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Yeah. General Franco, in my mind,

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it just rings bells with something Spanish,

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or something European at least.

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So I thought it has to be either A or C and I just went with A.

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Alan went with C, Marshal Tito.

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I think I've heard that Tito was Yugoslavian,

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so it rang a bell with me, that name did.

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OK. Carolynne, you went with General Franco.

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How did you arrive at Franco?

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A, B, C,

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C, B, A,

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A, B.

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-Lovely.

-Yeah.

-Lovely pattern to it.

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-That was it.

-One of you has given the impossible answer.

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It's the Bs.

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Franco was a right-wing dictator, not a Communist,

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so Carolynne, Holly, Dan and Daniel,

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we have to say goodbye at this point.

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Thanks, guys. Take care.

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And the right answer, where the points are going...

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..C, Marshal Tito.

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A point to all who put C.

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Enver Hoxha was an Albanian Communist leader.

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Question four.

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The majority have gone with A.

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Let's see if you're right.

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You are. A point to all of you that went for fencing.

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George, are you using the old pattern again?

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It was a slip of a finger there.

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I did know it was fencing.

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I know boxing isn't in the pentathlon,

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so I'm pretty safe.

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So, safe, you reckon?

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-Yeah.

-Marion,

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George seems fairly convinced

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that boxing is not in the modern pentathlon.

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Yes, I was taken in...

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I was thinking round robin,

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I thought ring and I thought of boxing ring.

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-It just...

-One of you has definitely given the impossible answer.

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I'm afraid it is C, boxing - not a modern pentathlon event.

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Marion, short and sweet.

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-I know I am.

-But lovely, lovely to have you here.

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-Thank you.

-Alan, it's been a pleasure.

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-Thank you.

-Take care. Bye-bye.

-Thank you. Bye-bye.

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Just two of you on four points.

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They are Jinesh and Anne.

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Question five.

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Our leaders have given the same answer.

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B.

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The impossible answer...

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..is C, Sailing To Byzantium.

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It is not by Philip K Dick, it's a poem by WB Yeats.

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Pam, have to say goodbye.

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Shannon, in the leader sandwich, got to say goodbye to you.

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Emily as well.

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George, maybe you should have stuck with the system.

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And Stewart. And Jamie.

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-Bye.

-And you put a nice thing in your hair for the last show as well!

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-I know! It's OK.

-I can't believe it.

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Goodbye to you all. You've all been fantastic.

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-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Just 12 of you left now.

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Let's see if our leaders have both given the correct answer.

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They have. A point to everyone who went for B,

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Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?

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So, you both finish the round on five.

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The person to lock in their answers quickest...

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..was Anne.

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-APPLAUSE Congratulations.

-Thank you.

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You have the first chance to grab a place in today's final.

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-Hello again, Anne.

-Hello again.

-How are you doing?

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I'm doing fine now.

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Nice round for you, Anne.

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-Yes.

-What would you spend the money on?

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Well, I like going skiing.

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-Oh, do you?

-Yes, I've been going skiing since I was 30.

-Uh-huh.

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Despite the fact I don't like heights,

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I'm accident prone and I've had five knee operations.

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But I'm still doing it.

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-I mean, that's extraordinary, Anne.

-I know.

-All right.

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-Shall we do it?

-Yeah. Let's go for it.

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You know how this is going to work.

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This is your chance to put up to £500 into the daily prize pot

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and take one big step towards playing the £10,000 question.

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Cos you're first, Anne, you've got a choice of four topics.

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-OK.

-Here they come.

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It's going to have to be Books And Literature.

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-Books And Literature?

-Yes.

-I'm going to reveal nine answers.

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Any idea what the first half of the question might be?

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Something to do with The Wombles or Rainbow.

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Let's have a look.

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First half of the question is...

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Wombles. Good.

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So, five of those are impossible because they aren't Wombles.

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You've got five goes

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and each impossible answer you add will give you £100 in the prize pot.

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-OK.

-Where would you like to start?

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I'm going to start with Hamble, because I know that's a doll.

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Is Hamble an impossible answer?

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Hamble is indeed a doll from Playschool.

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Where next?

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Bungle. I think Bungle's another Playschool thing.

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Is Bungle an impossible answer?

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Bungle is from Rainbow.

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-Looby Loo next.

-Is Looby Loo an impossible answer?

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Looby Loo is from Andy Pandy.

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I don't recognise Scoop,

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so I think I'll go for Scoop next, please.

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Is Scoop an impossible answer?

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Scoop is the digger from Bob The Builder.

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Never watched Bob The Builder.

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One more go, Anne.

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Bungo.

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Is Bungo an impossible answer?

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-Oh!

-No.

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Bungo is a Womble.

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-Oh, right.

-You've put £400 into the prize pot,

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but are you going to be playing for that money

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and a shot at the £10,000 question in today's final?

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-I hope so.

-I hope so too, Anne.

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In a moment, I'm going to reveal the second half of the question

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and I will be looking for the right answer.

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Tell me the right answer, you're in the final.

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Give me a wrong answer and the next-best player will have the chance

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to steal your place in the final.

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-I know that happened to you before and it was painful.

-Yes.

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This time, might be even more painful cos it is your row-mate,

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Jinesh, lying in wait.

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I mean, he's smiling now. The smiling assassin, waving.

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There is still an impossible answer up there.

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If you give me that, you will be eliminated from today's show.

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-I'll have to say goodbye.

-OK.

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-Shall we have a look at the full question?

-Yes, please.

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Oh, that one I don't know.

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Tobermory.

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Is Tobermory the right answer?

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-Oh, dear.

-It's a wrong answer.

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Not an impossible, though.

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-Jinesh?

-You'll be pleased to know, I know nothing about the Wombles,

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but I'm going to be safe and go for Bungo. Play it safe.

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Because you know it's not an impossible answer?

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-Yeah.

-OK. Is Bungo particularly fond of 40 winks?

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No. That's a wrong answer.

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Anne, great news for you.

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-Thank you.

-The answer you're looking for...

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-Anyone? CONTESTANTS:

-Orinoco.

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Oh, wow. There you go.

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They think Orinoco...

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and they're spot on.

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And what's the impossible answer?

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-CONTESTANTS:

-Mungo.

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Mungo.

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-Why?

-Mary, Mungo And Midge.

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It's good stuff. JT, this would have been a good grid for you, mate.

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I'd have been there, mate. I'd have been there.

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Anne, take your place in the final.

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Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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There are still two places left in today's final alongside Anne.

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Let's see who's going to be grabbing the next one.

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Here's your first question.

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So, we have ten Bs, just the one A.

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-Pat?

-I have to say, the Village People, I'm sad to say, actually,

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they're a bit after my time.

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LAUGHTER

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They are.

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But you're familiar with them, though, Pat?

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Not really.

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I mean, obviously, I've heard their music, but, yeah, not familiar.

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OK. Let's have a look at the right answer.

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It's A, the soldier, Pat.

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PAT LAUGHS APPLAUSE

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That was one of the best kind of self applauses

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I've seen in some time, Pat. Right in the air, "Yes! Go, me!"

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A bit of a surprise.

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Only you get a point, Pat.

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Have the rest of you avoided the impossible answer?

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It was C, the firefighter.

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So, all ten of you escape.

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There is no firefighter in the Village People.

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Moving on to question number two.

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Let's see if the majority have given the right answer this time.

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They have. It was A Beautiful Mind, so a point to all of you.

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The impossible answer...

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Children Of Men is not a biopic.

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Walk The Line is a film based on the life of Johnny Cash.

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Question number three.

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Pretty even split between Bs and Cs.

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The answer you were looking for...

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..is B, Barbara Hepworth.

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A point for all you Hepworths out there.

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Let's check the remainder of you have avoided the impossible.

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You have.

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Francis Bacon was Irish born.

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Question number four.

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We have got all answers out there

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which means we are going to be losing some people.

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Said, have you read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?

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I haven't read it, but I have seen the film and I recognised the name

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Zaphod Beeblebrox.

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-Easy for you to say, Said!

-I know.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox. That's the only name that I recognise,

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so I know it's in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

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-But I don't know whether it's the right answer.

-OK.

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Pat, why did you go for Master Fezziwig?

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-I just liked the name. Looked good.

-Great name, isn't it?

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Thought it would fit on an estate agent's sign quite nicely.

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Yeah, I'd rent from Master Fezziwig.

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Let's find out who we are going to be sadly saying goodbye to.

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The impossible answer...

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..is B, Master Fezziwig.

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Master Fezziwig is a Dickens character.

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Pat, your luck has run out.

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Thank you ever so much for playing !mpossible.

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Jammy and Jennifer, the Js up there.

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It's been great fun having you on the show.

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-Jenny, you're out as well.

-I am. I am.

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Oh, Jenny. Well, it's been lovely having you here.

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-Thank you.

-Take care, everyone. Goodbye.

-OK. Bye.

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Let's see who's going to get the points.

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C, Hotblack Desiato.

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Everyone who goes for Hotblack Desiato gets a point.

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Final question.

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Fairly even split between As and Bs.

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Let's check that everyone's avoided the impossible answer.

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You have. John Dillinger was a famous criminal in the States.

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Jinesh, back on the Bs.

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Yeah, maybe I should have gone A for this one.

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The agony of choice, Jinesh.

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But at least I didn't pick C, so I'm still in it.

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The points are going to...

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..A, Andrew Jackson.

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Andrew Jackson is going to be replaced

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by the civil rights activist Harriet Tubman.

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So, Brenda, Said and, crucially, Sue get a point

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which means that Sue finishes the round in the lead

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on four points and you have a chance to grab a place in the final, Sue.

0:19:570:20:01

-Hello again, Sue.

-Hello, Rick.

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Have you ever won anything before?

0:20:090:20:11

I'm looking for a history of winning, really.

0:20:110:20:14

Do you remember Spot the Ball?

0:20:140:20:15

-Or were you too young for that?

-I do remember Spot the Ball!

0:20:150:20:18

Well, the year I got married, in 1978...

0:20:180:20:21

-Yeah.

-..we used to do Spot the Ball and we won £150 or so,

0:20:210:20:25

-which was a fortune then.

-That's really good.

0:20:250:20:27

Especially as we'd just got married.

0:20:270:20:29

Shame you don't get those competitions any more.

0:20:290:20:31

-No, you don't.

-It's a good competition.

0:20:310:20:33

-150 quid!

-Yeah.

0:20:330:20:34

So, that is the history of winning.

0:20:340:20:37

-Yeah.

-So, we've got three topics.

0:20:370:20:39

-Yeah.

-Let's have a look at them.

0:20:390:20:41

Famous People, Pop Music and Politics.

0:20:430:20:46

I'm going to go for Famous People.

0:20:470:20:48

-Going to go Famous People?

-Yeah.

-All right.

0:20:480:20:51

-OK.

-So, five of those are impossible because they are not US-born models.

0:21:060:21:11

Where do you want to start, Sue?

0:21:110:21:13

I'll start with Jean Shrimpton, who was British.

0:21:130:21:16

Jean Shrimpton, confidently saying she was British.

0:21:160:21:19

Is Jean Shrimpton an impossible answer?

0:21:190:21:21

Yes.

0:21:230:21:25

She's British.

0:21:250:21:26

Elle Macpherson who I believe is Australian.

0:21:290:21:33

Is Elle Macpherson an impossible answer?

0:21:340:21:36

Yes, she's Australian.

0:21:400:21:42

-The Body.

-The Body, yes.

0:21:420:21:44

Heidi Klum sounds German, but I think she might be South American,

0:21:460:21:51

but I don't think she's American, so I will go for Heidi Klum.

0:21:510:21:54

Is Heidi Klum an impossible answer?

0:21:540:21:56

Yeah.

0:21:590:22:01

Sounds German, is German.

0:22:010:22:03

Oh, is? OK.

0:22:030:22:05

I'm pretty sure that two are US born...

0:22:050:22:08

Gisele Bundchen I don't believe is.

0:22:110:22:15

OK.

0:22:150:22:16

Is she an impossible answer?

0:22:160:22:18

She is.

0:22:230:22:25

Any idea where she is from?

0:22:250:22:27

Is she South American?

0:22:270:22:28

-Yeah, Brazilian.

-Yeah.

0:22:280:22:30

Amber Valletta.

0:22:350:22:37

Amber Valletta?

0:22:380:22:39

-Slightly less sure about this one, Sue?

-I'm not sure about this one.

0:22:410:22:44

All right. Is Amber Valletta an impossible answer?

0:22:440:22:48

Ah, sadly not.

0:22:520:22:55

She is a US-born model.

0:22:550:22:56

-OK.

-But £800 in the prize pot.

0:22:560:22:59

Let's see if you are going to be playing for that money

0:22:590:23:02

and for a shot at the £10,000 question in today's final.

0:23:020:23:05

In a moment, I'll reveal the second half of the question

0:23:050:23:08

and I want you to give me the right answer.

0:23:080:23:10

Once you've given me the right answer, you are in the final.

0:23:100:23:12

-Right.

-But if you give me a wrong answer,

0:23:120:23:15

the next-best player will have the chance

0:23:150:23:17

to steal your place in the final.

0:23:170:23:19

And I can reveal

0:23:190:23:21

that that was Said.

0:23:210:23:22

There is still one impossible answer up there, Sue.

0:23:250:23:28

-Yeah.

-If you give me that, you will be eliminated from the show.

-Yeah.

0:23:280:23:32

-I know this.

-Oh!

0:23:390:23:40

I know it was Cindy Crawford.

0:23:400:23:42

-Yeah?

-Married to the lovely Richard Gere. Yes.

0:23:420:23:45

Is Cindy Crawford the right answer?

0:23:450:23:47

It is.

0:23:500:23:51

You knew it.

0:23:510:23:53

And you are going through to the final.

0:23:540:23:56

One impossible left up there.

0:23:560:23:59

It's Linda Evangelista.

0:23:590:24:01

-Oh, right. OK.

-Who is Canadian.

0:24:010:24:03

-OK.

-Not important, Sue.

0:24:030:24:05

-Take your seat and wait for the final.

-Thank you.

0:24:050:24:08

There is just one place left in the final.

0:24:140:24:16

Who's it going to be? Only six of you surviving.

0:24:160:24:19

This is your last chance.

0:24:190:24:21

This is it. Here is your first question.

0:24:210:24:24

So, we have got five Bs and one A.

0:24:380:24:41

Let's see if the majority are correct.

0:24:410:24:43

They are. It's B, How Deep Is Your Love.

0:24:440:24:47

A point to you five.

0:24:470:24:49

The impossible answer...

0:24:490:24:51

Never Ever, not a Take That song.

0:24:550:24:56

It was a 1997 number one for All Saints.

0:24:560:24:59

Question number two.

0:24:590:25:01

The right answer...

0:25:140:25:16

Is C, Mrs Dalloway.

0:25:180:25:20

So, a point to you guys.

0:25:200:25:21

-Kerry.

-Never heard of any of them and I panicked

0:25:230:25:26

and just pressed the top one.

0:25:260:25:29

But, you know, I've got much further than I thought I would

0:25:290:25:31

and I've exceeded my expectations this week...

0:25:310:25:34

-Don't do your goodbye speech yet, Kerry.

-No, it's fine.

0:25:340:25:36

You might not have gone!

0:25:360:25:37

-Said.

-I think she did a play, like, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?

0:25:370:25:41

-Or someone did a play with her name in it.

-Yep.

0:25:410:25:44

Shot in the dark, so went for B.

0:25:440:25:47

All right. The impossible answer...

0:25:470:25:49

..is B, Cold Comfort Farm is a novel by Stella Gibbons.

0:25:520:25:57

-Sorry, Said, it's the end of the road.

-It is.

0:25:570:26:00

You've been a good contestant, you've been down a couple of times.

0:26:000:26:03

-I have.

-Have you enjoyed it?

-I have. It's been a really fun experience

0:26:030:26:06

and I'm really glad to have played it with everyone here as well.

0:26:060:26:09

-Ah, bless him! Thank you, Said.

-Thank you very much.

0:26:090:26:12

See you later. Bye.

0:26:120:26:14

See, Kerry. Didn't need to do your speech.

0:26:140:26:17

Question number three.

0:26:170:26:18

Got a split between As and Cs.

0:26:340:26:36

-Terry.

-I seem to remember that something was discovered by accident

0:26:360:26:41

and I'm sure it was the army,

0:26:410:26:43

so, fingers crossed.

0:26:430:26:45

The answer you were looking for...

0:26:450:26:47

..is A, the Terracotta Army.

0:26:490:26:51

It's in China, Terry.

0:26:510:26:54

-Ah, yes.

-Ah, yes.

0:26:540:26:55

Ah, yes. A point to Jinesh, Terry and Kerry.

0:26:550:26:58

The impossible answer...

0:26:590:27:01

Yes, the Citadel of Machu Picchu is in South America.

0:27:040:27:07

Question number four.

0:27:080:27:09

So, we've got four Bs and just the one C.

0:27:220:27:26

Let's see the right answer.

0:27:270:27:29

It is B, Edsel.

0:27:300:27:32

The Edsel is considered to be one of the great car flops.

0:27:320:27:37

A point to all of you.

0:27:370:27:39

-Jinesh.

-Do you know what?

0:27:400:27:42

I'm feeling lucky today, so I'm going to say I'm not out.

0:27:440:27:47

All right. Let's see.

0:27:480:27:50

A, Corvair.

0:27:520:27:54

You are feeling lucky, Jinesh.

0:27:540:27:56

The Corvair was made by Chevrolet.

0:27:560:27:58

Question five.

0:27:590:28:00

You've all gone for A, Scott Mills.

0:28:130:28:16

Let's check you haven't all given the impossible answer.

0:28:160:28:18

No, that's Nick Ferrari, he hosts a talk show on LBC.

0:28:210:28:24

Let's see if you have got the right answer.

0:28:240:28:27

You have. So, a point to everyone, but at the end of that round, Terry,

0:28:290:28:34

on five points, you are coming down to play the grid.

0:28:340:28:37

Just caught you eyeing up the money there, Terry.

0:28:440:28:47

-Yes. Yeah.

-It's impressive, isn't it?

-It is.

0:28:470:28:49

I'm going to need a bigger suitcase, I think, to take that home.

0:28:490:28:52

You'll be able to buy a lovely new suitcase, Terry.

0:28:520:28:54

I've got to ask you, Terry, I've been looking at you and there is...

0:28:540:28:57

There's someone in there and I can't work out who it is.

0:28:570:29:01

-Who is it?

-A little bit of my secret past.

0:29:010:29:03

About 20 years ago, a young man called Damon Hill won...

0:29:030:29:08

-Yes, it's Damon Hill!

-Yes, it's Damon Hill.

0:29:080:29:10

-Thank you.

-He won the Formula 1 World Championship in '96.

0:29:100:29:14

-Yes.

-And I was pleased to be the UK number one lookalike for him.

0:29:140:29:20

Very nice, Terry.

0:29:200:29:21

Yeah.

0:29:210:29:23

APPLAUSE

0:29:230:29:24

What kind of stuff do you do as a lookalike?

0:29:240:29:26

I've had a few surreal moments.

0:29:260:29:28

I mean, I did attend a party once with the Queen,

0:29:280:29:32

two David Beckhams and Mary Hopkin.

0:29:320:29:35

Not bad.

0:29:350:29:37

-Not a bad party at all.

-Not bad to hang around with, were they, really?

0:29:370:29:41

Did you meet the actual Damon Hill?

0:29:410:29:43

Very briefly, once, and he gave me a little wink of acknowledgement.

0:29:430:29:47

And there was an F1 magazine as well.

0:29:470:29:49

I did send my photo in pretending to be him

0:29:490:29:53

and in the next issue, he must have seen it

0:29:530:29:55

because there was a picture of him

0:29:550:29:56

pretending to be me pretending to be him.

0:29:560:29:59

So that was quite a nice compliment, really.

0:29:590:30:01

Yeah, that is a nice compliment.

0:30:010:30:03

OK. The remaining topics are...

0:30:030:30:05

It's got to be Pop Music, hasn't it?

0:30:080:30:10

All right. We are going to see nine answers.

0:30:100:30:12

-OK.

-Here they come.

0:30:120:30:14

-Wow.

-What strikes you?

0:30:260:30:28

There's a lot of Queen in there.

0:30:280:30:31

I would severely kick myself if I don't manage to get this.

0:30:310:30:33

-Depends on the question.

-All right. Let's look at it.

-Let's have a look.

0:30:330:30:36

Five answers are impossible. Where would you like to start?

0:30:400:30:43

Well, let's start with Fleetwood Mac, I think, and Rumours.

0:30:430:30:48

Is Rumours an impossible answer?

0:30:480:30:49

Yes. It's by Fleetwood Mac.

0:30:520:30:54

OK. Another confident one, I think,

0:30:570:30:59

Paul McCartney and Wings, it will be Venus And Mars,

0:30:590:31:03

so that is not one either.

0:31:030:31:05

Is that an impossible answer?

0:31:050:31:06

Absolutely right again. Paul McCartney and Wings.

0:31:120:31:15

Made In England, I think that's going to be an Elton John...

0:31:160:31:20

A not-very-good Elton John album, sorry about that.

0:31:200:31:22

But, yeah, I think that was the case on that one.

0:31:220:31:25

So, I will go for Made In England.

0:31:250:31:27

OK. Is that an impossible answer?

0:31:270:31:29

And it is by Elton John.

0:31:330:31:35

OK.

0:31:350:31:37

One I don't recognise, In Through The Out Door,

0:31:370:31:40

can't really say who did that.

0:31:400:31:42

-OK.

-We'll try that one.

0:31:420:31:44

In Through The Out Door, is that an impossible answer?

0:31:440:31:46

It is.

0:31:500:31:51

By Led Zeppelin.

0:31:520:31:53

Oh, of course! Blimey. An album classic.

0:31:530:31:56

-Imagine that.

-Four out of four.

0:31:560:31:58

OK.

0:31:580:31:59

And I think, personally,

0:31:590:32:02

Sheer Heart Attack was a great album.

0:32:020:32:05

As was The Game, I believe, and Jazz.

0:32:070:32:09

So, let's go for Hot Fuss.

0:32:090:32:10

Is Hot Fuss an impossible answer?

0:32:100:32:13

And that is a 2004 album by the Killers.

0:32:180:32:21

-The Killers. Of course.

-Five from five.

0:32:210:32:23

-£500 added to the prize pot which now stands at £1,300.

-Wow!

0:32:230:32:27

In a moment, I'm going to reveal the second half of the question

0:32:270:32:30

and I will be looking for the right answer.

0:32:300:32:33

If you give me a wrong answer, the next-best player will have a chance

0:32:330:32:37

to steal your place in the final

0:32:370:32:39

and that player is Kerry.

0:32:390:32:41

Now, you are in a very strong position here, Terry,

0:32:420:32:46

because there are no impossible answers left out there

0:32:460:32:48

and you seem to know all of these albums.

0:32:480:32:50

Let's reveal the full question.

0:32:520:32:53

I think I'm going to go for the classic '70s Sheer Heart Attack.

0:33:020:33:07

The rest of them seem kind of '80s, so, Kind Of Magic and The Game

0:33:070:33:11

where they went all short-haired and curly and a bit poppy,

0:33:110:33:15

so Sheer Heart Attack, I think,

0:33:150:33:18

was a great album for that.

0:33:180:33:19

'74?

0:33:190:33:20

-Let's see.

-'75. I don't know.

0:33:200:33:23

Is Sheer Heart Attack the right answer?

0:33:230:33:26

It is. Not only that, Terry, but it was 1974.

0:33:330:33:37

-Was it?

-Absolutely perfect grid play.

0:33:370:33:40

-Do I get an extra point?

-You are through to the final. No.

0:33:400:33:43

For the rest of you, I'm afraid victory today proved impossible.

0:33:490:33:53

It's been a real joy getting to know you all.

0:33:530:33:55

Hope you enjoyed it. Goodbye.

0:33:550:33:57

-ALL:

-Bye!

0:33:570:33:59

But for Anne, Sue and Terry, it's time for the final.

0:33:590:34:02

Anne, Sue and Terry, there is £1,300 in today's prize pot,

0:34:080:34:12

but only one of you can win that money

0:34:120:34:15

and the right to face the £10,000 question.

0:34:150:34:17

You are each going to start with ten lives.

0:34:170:34:20

Questions are on the buzzer. Most of them are normal,

0:34:230:34:25

straightforward questions, with normal, straightforward answers.

0:34:250:34:29

Buzz and get one right, you knock a life off both of your opponents.

0:34:290:34:33

Buzz and get one wrong, you lose one of your own lives.

0:34:330:34:36

However, some of the questions are impossible.

0:34:360:34:40

If you think you have spotted one of these,

0:34:410:34:43

all you have to do is buzz in and say, "Impossible."

0:34:430:34:46

That's really bad news for your opponents

0:34:460:34:48

because they will both lose two lives.

0:34:480:34:51

But if you say a question is impossible when it isn't

0:34:510:34:54

or give any other answer to an impossible question,

0:34:540:34:57

it is you that will lose the two lives.

0:34:570:35:01

Best of luck, let's start.

0:35:010:35:02

In which British city is John Lennon Airport located?

0:35:020:35:07

-Sue.

-Liverpool.

0:35:070:35:09

It is Liverpool.

0:35:090:35:11

Anne and Terry, you lose a life.

0:35:110:35:12

Sandwiches made with which fruit preserve are Paddington Bear's favourite food?

0:35:140:35:19

-Terry.

-Marmalade.

-It is marmalade.

0:35:190:35:21

Which multiple Olympic gold medallist won his third consecutive

0:35:220:35:28

Great North Run in 2016?

0:35:280:35:30

-Terry.

-Impossible.

0:35:300:35:31

It's not impossible. It's Mo Farah.

0:35:310:35:35

Terry, you lose two lives.

0:35:350:35:36

What was the first name of Kylie Minogue's character in Neighbours?

0:35:380:35:42

-Anne.

-Charlene.

-It was Charlene.

0:35:420:35:45

Which German word for a form of entertainment

0:35:470:35:50

translates into English as empty orchestra?

0:35:500:35:53

-Sue.

-Karaoke.

0:35:540:35:56

It is karaoke, but it's a Japanese word, so it's impossible.

0:35:560:36:01

-Yeah.

-You knew that, Sue.

-I know.

0:36:010:36:02

But you lose two lives.

0:36:020:36:04

What is the capital of the US state of Tennessee?

0:36:060:36:09

-Terry.

-Memphis.

0:36:100:36:12

It's not, unfortunately. It's Nashville.

0:36:120:36:14

Which Shakespeare play is the inspiration for the musical Kiss Me Kate?

0:36:170:36:22

-Anne.

-I've forgotten now.

0:36:220:36:24

Out of time, I'm afraid, Anne.

0:36:260:36:27

It's The Taming Of The Shrew. You lose a life.

0:36:270:36:30

Which Austrian psychoanalyst coined the term Oedipus complex?

0:36:320:36:36

-Sue.

-Freud.

0:36:360:36:37

Sigmund Freud. I will accept that.

0:36:370:36:39

In which decade of the 20th century did King Edward VII abdicate?

0:36:410:36:46

-Terry.

-Impossible.

0:36:480:36:50

It is impossible.

0:36:500:36:51

Edward VII didn't abdicate.

0:36:510:36:53

It was Edward VIII, his grandson, who did, which means, Sue and Anne,

0:36:530:36:57

you both lose two lives which means we are tied.

0:36:570:37:01

Which letter is represented in Morse code by three dots?

0:37:010:37:06

-Terry.

-S.

-It is S.

0:37:060:37:09

Libeccio and Sirocco are examples of which natural phenomenon?

0:37:090:37:15

-Sue.

-Winds.

0:37:150:37:17

They are winds.

0:37:170:37:18

The national flag of Poland is white and which primary...?

0:37:200:37:24

-Sue.

-Red.

-And which primary colour?

0:37:240:37:27

It is red.

0:37:270:37:28

Which of the Queen's children has a son known as Viscount Severn?

0:37:290:37:33

-Terry.

-I'm going to go impossible.

0:37:350:37:38

You're going to wish you hadn't.

0:37:380:37:39

It's Prince Edward, which means you lose your last two remaining lives.

0:37:390:37:44

-It was a gamble, Terry.

-It was a gamble.

0:37:440:37:46

But you are out of the game.

0:37:460:37:47

In the popular nursery rhyme, what does Little Miss Muffet sit on?

0:37:470:37:52

-Anne.

-Tuffet.

-It is a tuffet.

0:37:520:37:54

It's a low footstool.

0:37:540:37:56

Which Welsh poet wrote the radio drama Under Milk...?

0:37:570:38:01

-Anne.

-Dylan Thomas.

0:38:010:38:02

Under Milk Wood. It was Dylan Thomas.

0:38:020:38:05

One life each.

0:38:070:38:08

The name of which fictional horse features in the title of

0:38:080:38:12

the only novel by Anna Sewell?

0:38:120:38:15

-Sue.

-Black Beauty.

0:38:150:38:17

It is Black Beauty.

0:38:170:38:19

Anne, you lose your last life, unfortunately.

0:38:190:38:22

Anne and Terry, commiserations.

0:38:220:38:25

Sue, it's time to face the £10,000 question.

0:38:250:38:29

Well done.

0:38:290:38:30

APPLAUSE

0:38:300:38:33

Very well done, Sue. How are you feeling?

0:38:390:38:41

Got a bit shaky legs again, but I'm OK.

0:38:410:38:45

Shaky legs is absolutely fine, Sue.

0:38:450:38:48

All right. Here's how it works.

0:38:480:38:51

I'm going to show you nine answers and then ask you a question.

0:38:510:38:54

Three of the nine answers are correct

0:38:540:38:56

and if you can find them all within ten seconds, you win the ten grand.

0:38:560:39:01

I can only accept the first three answers you give me.

0:39:010:39:03

If you fail to give me three answers before the ten seconds are up,

0:39:030:39:07

-you also lose the £1,300.

-Yeah.

0:39:070:39:11

This is your one shot at the £10,000 question,

0:39:110:39:15

I want you to be leaving wondering where you're going to put

0:39:150:39:18

all those pound coins. It's a nice problem to have.

0:39:180:39:20

-So do I.

-Any subject that you are particularly hoping for, Sue?

0:39:200:39:24

Books and lit, but that's come up, so it won't again.

0:39:240:39:27

I'm like Kate. Food and drink would be good.

0:39:270:39:30

I'm pretty OK with geography.

0:39:300:39:32

Let's have a look, then.

0:39:320:39:33

I can tell you it's Sport.

0:39:370:39:40

Depends on the sport.

0:39:420:39:44

All right.

0:39:440:39:45

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

0:39:460:39:48

-Best of luck, Sue.

-Thank you.

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Everyone is on tenterhooks.

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Everyone wants you to win big.

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-Thank you.

-Here are your nine answers.

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And you're looking for...

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And your time starts now.

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Gareth Southgate.

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Chris Waddle.

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Steven Gerrard.

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-How do you think you have done?

-I'm happy with, I think,

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Waddle and Southgate, because I kind of remember them missing.

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I'm not so sure about Steven Gerrard.

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Let's get the one you are not sure about out of the way.

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Would my hero, Steven Gerrard, miss a World Cup penalty?

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Is Steven Gerrard a right answer?

0:40:530:40:55

He is.

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He missed against Portugal in 2006.

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-OK.

-Still hurts.

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Waddle you seemed quite sure about?

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I'm actually more sure about Gareth Southgate because they did

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the TV advert, didn't they, with Gareth Southgate?

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-They did.

-I'm more sure about him now, actually,

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than I am Chris Waddle.

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Did Gareth Southgate miss in a World Cup penalty shoot-out

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whilst playing for England?

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He didn't. It was in Euro '96, I'm afraid, Sue.

0:41:410:41:45

Oh! All right, OK. OK.

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Not an impossible answer, though,

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so you've still got the daily prize money of £1,300.

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-Yeah.

-That's what we want you to hold on to now.

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Yes, hopefully.

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For £1,300, Sue...

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Did Chris Waddle,

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legendary Spurs player,

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miss in a World Cup penalty shoot-out for England?

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He did.

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-He did.

-Lovely.

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-You've won £1,300, Sue.

-Thank you so much.

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-Thank you.

-The other answer that you missed was Paul Ince.

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I don't remember him doing that, but...

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Against Argentina in 1998.

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Chris Waddle missed against West Germany in 1990.

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The impossibles that you did very well to avoid...

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You can probably tell me, actually, Sue.

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Roy Keane is Irish, Gareth Bale is Welsh, Ally McCoist is Scottish.

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Exactly right.

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You knew that grid pretty well.

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Nevertheless, £1,300.

0:42:510:42:53

-Thank you so much.

-Thank you very much for playing Impossible.

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-Well done, Sue.

-Thank you.

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Sue leaves with £1,300.

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I'm going to be back next week when someone else will have the chance

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to win ten grand. This has been !mpossible,

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the quiz where, actually, anything is possible. Goodbye.

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