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I'm Rick Edwards, and this is Impossible.

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Welcome to Impossible, the quiz where the questions aren't impossible,

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but some of the answers are.

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They're not just wrong, they couldn't possibly be right.

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We have 24 players all settled in and ready to go.

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-Hello, players! ALL:

-Hello, Rick!

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I like these guys!

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Every day, one of them will have the chance to unlock this...

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-PLAYERS:

-Ooh!

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Our overly generous exclamation mark filled with 10,000 pound coins.

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At the end of each show,

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one of our players will face the £10,000 question.

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Here it is.

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-PLAYERS:

-Ooh!

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Get this right, and all of that cash will come flooding out.

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Yesterday, Josh left us with £1,000 and our new player today is Theresa.

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-APPLAUSE

-Hello!

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Who's your...? Who's your mate, there?

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Erm, it's from my daughter.

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Hello, Emily. It actually says, "Mum, you're a star."

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-So...

-Oh, it's cute, isn't it?

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-I know!

-Has the bear got a name yet?

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Well, we could call her Richardina.

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I don't mind Richardina, I think it's an incredibly pretty name.

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-All right.

-Richardina, the bear?

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-She is there.

-Good stuff, lovely to meet Richardina.

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-Thank you.

-What do you do, Theresa?

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Well, me and Emily are kind of roller-coaster fanatics.

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-Oh, really?

-The taller, the faster, the scarier, the better.

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And if you were to win the £10,000,

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would you spend it on roller-coasters?

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Probably. There's quite a few roller-coaster parks in the world,

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and I think we kind of need to do all of them.

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Whatever you like, Theresa!

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Oh, it would be wonderful.

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-Great to have you on the show, best of luck.

-Thank you, thank you very much.

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-Vicky?

-Yes.

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-What do you do, Vicky?

-Well, I play computer games.

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-What kind of computer games do you play?

-Hidden-object computer games.

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But I'm addicted to one particular one,

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which you have to buy energy and rubies to get further.

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-Right.

-And I'm in such debt over that.

-LAUGHTER

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You're having a terrible time in the virtual world, Vicky!

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Yes, I know, so I need the £10,000!

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Yeah, so you can get yourself out of this horrible ruby debt, or whatever it is!

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LAUGHTER

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Well, best of luck, great to have you on the show, Vicky.

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-Thank you.

-Kurtis.

-Hello.

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What you do in your spare time?

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Erm, I make music with friends, so we built a studio in his back garden.

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-That's cool.

-Yeah.

-What kind of music?

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Sort of like hip-hop, pop, R&B, rap - bit of everything, really.

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What do you do, are you producing, are you singing...?

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No, I'm a sort of, like, singer, rapper sort of thing.

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I mean, obviously, at some point, Kurtis...

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-Yeah.

-..I'd like you to be down here rapping at me!

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-Yeah. All right!

-Good! Good, OK, that's settled.

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Just to remind you, this is Ian,

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our British Sign Language interpreter, who is working with Ciaran.

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-Shall we crack on? ALL:

-Yes!

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Here's your first question.

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The good news for 23 of you is

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you've all gone with A - Silvio Berlusconi.

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Is that the right answer?

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Yes, it is. So, a point to all of you.

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Eve...

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Politics is not my strong point!

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-Is football?

-No.

-LAUGHTER

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The impossible answer...

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Francesco Totti is a footballer, not an Italian Prime Minister.

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-Which means we'll have to see you tomorrow.

-Bye.

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Berlusconi's bunga bunga parties were notorious -

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and I will leave it at that.

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LAUGHTER

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Question number two.

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All answers represented.

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Franklyn - you've gone for The Guardian.

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It's quite silly, because I used to print papers out in my old

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second job. I used to put out The Guardian every day.

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But I used to put out The Independent every day, so...

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But I didn't really pay attention, I just put it out for customers to

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-buy, so...

-Did you put The Observer out every day?

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-I don't know.

-Interesting.

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Interesting. Theresa and Richardina...

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-Mmm.

-You went with B - the Observer.

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That's a Sunday paper, isn't it? Sunday only.

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The impossible answer is...

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B - The Observer.

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Exactly as you said, Theresa, it's a Sunday paper, not a daily newspaper.

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Annie and Theresa, we'll have to say goodbye.

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-We'll see you both tomorrow.

-Bye-bye.

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And let's see where the points are going.

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C - The independent.

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Point to all of you. Question number three.

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All answers out there. The right answer...

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Is B - Cerne Abbas.

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So, a point for all of you who went for B.

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Tracey, can you picture the man, the old naked man?

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I can see it in my mind, yeah, carved into the...

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Oh, me, too, Tracy! LAUGHTER

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-But, yeah, carved...

-Absolutely lovely!

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Carved into the hillside!

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But I have absolutely no idea what they call the village,

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so it was just a guess for me, I'm afraid.

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OK. The impossible answer is...

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A - Holmes Chapel is not in Dorset.

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It's in Cheshire, I'm afraid.

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So, Joe, Terry and Alyssa, we say goodbye.

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-See you all tomorrow.

-Bye.

-Bye.

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Question number four.

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Just Yodas and Chewbaccas staring back at me.

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Let's see if you've avoided the impossible answer.

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You have. Uhura is not a Star Wars character,

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she was a Star Trek character.

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Let's find out where the points are going.

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To the Cs, Chewbacca.

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Point to all of you.

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She was known as Chewbacca Mom.

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And her video was watched 164 million times -

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the most-watched video on Facebook that year.

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We go on to question number five.

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Pretty even split between As and Bs.

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Just the one C, Kurtis.

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I can tell you the impossible answer...

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..is Musee Marc Chagall,

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which is not in Paris, it's in Nice, I'm afraid, Kurtis.

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-No worries.

-Not very nice for you.

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-We'll see you tomorrow.

-See you tomorrow, bye.

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The right answer...

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..is B - Musee Rodin.

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So, a point to all of you who went for B.

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So, we finish that round with four of you on a maximum of five points.

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They are Kathryn, Peter, Matthew and Junaid.

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But the fastest to lock in their answers across the round...

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..was Peter! APPLAUSE

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Congratulations, Peter.

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-You have the first chance to grab a place in today's final!

-Thank you.

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-Hello, Peter.

-Hi, Rick.

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Tell me a bit about what you do in your spare time -

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-how do you like to enjoy yourself?

-I do like the garden,

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I try to do that. And then my wife then imposes time on me,

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she takes me out.

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-It's...

-Ooh, that...

-It's tough!

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That is tough, Peter. Where does she take you?

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We live on the coast, and she likes to walk,

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and there's a few nice parks nearby.

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-You trail along behind.

-She trails along behind!

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Right. What would you do with the £10,000?

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South America and Central America is a part of the world I've not been to,

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so I'd like to take Doreen on a trip there.

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Preferably through the Panama Canal, I don't know why,

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-I just fancy doing that.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, that would be nice.

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-Yeah, that would be fantastic. Let's focus, then.

-Sure.

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This is your chance to put up to £500 into the daily prize pot,

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and, crucially, take a massive step towards playing the £10,000 question.

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I'm going to give you a choice of four topics.

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-Yes.

-Let's have a look at them.

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I guess I'd better try sport.

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Erm...

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And hope it's football!

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So, we're looking for...

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football, ideally, but sport generally?

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Yeah. Yeah. Football, cricket, yeah.

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-OK. All right.

-Not golf, Rick, please!

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Ooh...

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-I'm going to reveal nine answers.

-Yeah.

-Here we go.

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-I said not golf!

-LAUGHTER

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Would you like to have a look at the first half of the question?

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-Yes, please.

-OK.

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Which venue for matches at the 1966 Fifa World Cup...

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Five of those answers are impossible.

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-Yep.

-Your first job is to find those impossible answers and get rid of them.

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Each one you successfully eliminate will put £100 into the daily prize pot.

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How old were you in 1966, Peter?

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Er... 17.

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-OK.

-Our generation is one of the only ones that's ever going to see

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-England win a World Cup, so...

-Yeah, all right, Peter!

-Yeah.

-LAUGHTER

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Where would you like to start, then?

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Well, being a Geordie, obviously I'll eliminate St James' Park -

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they didn't play any games at Newcastle.

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OK. Is St James' Park an impossible answer?

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It is. Very good. APPLAUSE

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I think they played at Goodison Park, so if they did,

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they wouldn't have played at Anfield, so I'll say Anfield.

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OK. Is Anfield an impossible answer?

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It is! APPLAUSE

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Yep. And I know they played at Ayresome Park,

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so, I suspect Elland Road might have been a bit near that, so...

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Oh... Yeah...

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I'll take a punt at Elland Road, then, please, Rick.

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Is Elland Road an impossible answer?

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It is, you know! APPLAUSE

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They would have played in the Midlands,

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and I think that would more likely be Villa Park than Molineux,

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so I'll say Molineux next, Rick.

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Is Molineux an impossible answer?

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APPLAUSE

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No matches played at Wolves' home ground.

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It seems strange that they wouldn't play at Old Trafford, doesn't it?

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Erm, I think they played at Maine Road,

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so I'll say Old Trafford, Rick, with no great confidence.

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-OK, so, slightly less confident on this one.

-Yep.

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Old Trafford - is Old Trafford an impossible answer?

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-No.

-No, they DID play there.

-Yeah.

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So, £400 added to the prize pot, though.

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-Yeah.

-Pretty good. Are you going to be playing for that money and for

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a shot at the £10,000 question in today's final?

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In a moment, I'm going to reveal the second half of the question.

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-Yep.

-And I want the right answer.

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Give me the right answer, you'll be in the final.

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Give me a wrong answer,

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and the next-best player will have the chance to steal your place...

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-Yes.

-..in the final.

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That next best player...

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..was Junaid. APPLAUSE

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-Hold tight, Junaid!

-Football is my Achilles heel, so...

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I have absolutely no idea!

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Fairly promising for you, I think, Peter!

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-Shall we have a look at the full question?

-Please.

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Which venue for matches at the 1966 Fifa World Cup

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hosted the semifinal between West Germany and the Soviet Union?

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-Villa Park.

-Yeah?

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Is Villa Park the right answer?

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It's not, I'm afraid.

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That's a wrong answer, which means we throw to Junaid.

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-I'm just going to go for Goodison Park.

-OK.

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Did Goodison Park host the semifinal between West Germany and the Soviet Union?

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-Oh, wow!

-APPLAUSE

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It DID, Junaid. You've robbed Peter's place in the final!

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-Thanks.

-And I have to say, I wasn't necessarily expecting that!

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Neither was I!

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-Bad luck, Peter.

-That's OK.

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The other impossible answer?

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-White Hart Lane.

-White Hart Lane, yeah.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Do you happen to know the other London venue?

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Well, obviously, Wembley, they played the final.

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-Wembley, yeah.

-But another one...

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-Another one.

-White City.

-Yes, it was White City.

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-Yeah.

-No longer a sports ground of any description,

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but they did play matches at White City.

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-Yeah.

-Very bad luck, Peter, and Junaid, well done, you're in the final!

-Thanks.

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APPLAUSE

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Still two places left in today's final alongside Junaid.

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Let's find out who's going to be claiming the next one.

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There are 16 of you left.

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-Are you ready? ALL:

-Yes!

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Good luck, here's your first question.

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All answers out there.

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The right answer...

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..is B - Billy.

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A point to all of you. The impossible answer...

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..is A - Barry. There's never been a Barry Mitchell,

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meaning that, Linda and Matthew, see you both tomorrow.

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Sorry, Matthew.

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Question number two.

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Anyone remember this song?

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-Peter?

-"The greatest something in the land

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"was Captain Beaky and his band.

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"Timid Toad and Reckless Rat..."

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So, I guess that rules out Modest Mouse!

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The impossible answer...

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..is B - Modest Mouse.

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Modest Mouse are an American band.

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Sue, Franklyn, Sam, Evonne and Eddie - we'll have to say goodbye.

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-See you tomorrow.

-Bye.

-See ya.

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And the points are going to...

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..everyone who went for A - Timid Toad.

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So, Tracey, Ciaran, Andrew and Angela.

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Question three.

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Just As and Bs.

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The right answer...

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..is B - Lord's. So, a point to everyone who went for Lord's.

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Have the As avoided the impossible answer?

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Yes, they have. The Crucible is not a Test cricket ground,

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it's a snooker venue in Sheffield.

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Question four.

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Let's see if you've avoided the impossible answer.

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A couple of you haven't.

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The impossible answer is A River Runs Through It -

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not a novel by Ernest Hemingway.

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Tracey and Andy - we'll see you both tomorrow.

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A River Runs Through It was written by Norman Maclean.

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Let's see if the rest of you have got a point.

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Ooh. No, you haven't.

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The correct answer was C - To Have And Have Not.

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And after a round of old-lady questions,

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exactly as Angela requested yesterday, Angela is in the lead!

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-Well done!

-On three points!

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When do I give you half the money that I win?

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Immediately that you win it! LAUGHTER

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Now, don't mess this up, Angela.

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LAUGHTER

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Final question.

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Kathryn, I'm afraid you didn't lock your answer in quickly enough.

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-I know.

-I'm sorry.

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-That's OK.

-Going to have to say goodbye.

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The impossible answer...

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..is Ed Balls.

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Ed Balls is not the son of a former cabinet minister,

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and he didn't stand in the 2017 general election.

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So, you know you haven't given the impossible answer, Angela,

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but have you given the right answer?

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Who can say?!

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I can, Angela! You have!

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APPLAUSE

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A point to the three of you who went for B.

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Yes, Ben Gummer lost his Ipswich seat

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in the June 2017 general election.

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And he is the son of John Gummer.

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Hilary Benn, the son Tony Benn, kept his seat at the 2017 election.

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Which means, Angela, you finish in the lead on four points.

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You're coming down to play a grid!

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APPLAUSE

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-Angela...

-Yes.

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Very, very nice to have you here.

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-Thank you.

-How old were YOU at the 1966 World Cup Final?

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Well, I lived in Australia then.

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I was one of the... You know the £10 Poms?

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-£10 Poms?

-Yes, yes!

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-Ah!

-My husband, myself and three children

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set off for Australia with £50.

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-Amazing!

-Yeah.

-And did it work out pretty well?

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Well, we came back with much more than £50!

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So, yes, it did, Angela!

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-Yes.

-Yesterday, you were slightly concerned about the questions.

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I'd like to think we do questions for everyone.

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Yeah, but I have seen the categories -

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I don't watch children's television!

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-Ah.

-Can I have something else, please?

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No. I can't change the categories for you.

0:20:200:20:23

Listen, they can't shoot you for trying, that's what I say.

0:20:230:20:25

No, of course they can't. Of course they can't.

0:20:250:20:27

What would you do with the money if you were to win the £10,000, Angela?

0:20:270:20:33

Looking at you, that's got to be the main prize, hasn't it?

0:20:330:20:36

Oh, stop it!

0:20:360:20:38

You're going to make me blush, Angela!

0:20:380:20:40

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:20:400:20:42

Now, can you give me some easy questions now I've said that?

0:20:420:20:45

Now you've buttered me up, of course I can, Angela!

0:20:450:20:47

Shall we have a look at the three topics?

0:20:470:20:49

-Yes, please.

-All right.

0:20:490:20:50

Children's Television, which we know you don't like...

0:20:520:20:55

Geography or Pop Music.

0:20:550:20:57

I'd better go for geography.

0:20:570:20:59

So, nine answers relating to geography - here they come.

0:20:590:21:02

Yeah, they're... I think they're all some kind of island,

0:21:170:21:20

to be honest with you.

0:21:200:21:21

-OK.

-I'm probably wrong, but that's what I think!

0:21:210:21:24

Well, let's have a look. The first half of the question reads...

0:21:240:21:27

Which overseas department of France...

0:21:270:21:30

-Yeah, right.

-Where would you like to start?

0:21:300:21:33

Er, possibly South Georgia.

0:21:330:21:36

Why are you starting with that, then, Angela?

0:21:360:21:38

Because I think it's something, like,

0:21:380:21:40

down near the Falklands or something.

0:21:400:21:42

Is South Georgia an impossible answer?

0:21:420:21:45

APPLAUSE

0:21:470:21:50

Absolutely spot on, Angela.

0:21:500:21:52

It's a British territory near the Falklands in the South Atlantic.

0:21:520:21:55

-Where next?

-I'll try -

0:21:550:21:58

and I'm not sure how you pronounce it - Guam?

0:21:580:22:01

So, we're going to have a go on Guam.

0:22:010:22:04

Is that wrong?

0:22:040:22:05

APPLAUSE

0:22:070:22:08

Guam is a US territory in the Pacific.

0:22:080:22:11

-Yeah.

-Two from two.

0:22:110:22:13

Right. I tell you what I'll try, without a great deal of confidence -

0:22:130:22:18

-Aruba.

-Is Aruba an impossible answer?

0:22:180:22:22

APPLAUSE

0:22:250:22:27

That's a Dutch territory in the Caribbean.

0:22:270:22:30

Three from three.

0:22:300:22:31

Yeah. I'll go for Guadeloupe, please.

0:22:310:22:34

Guadeloupe?

0:22:340:22:37

Ooh.

0:22:370:22:40

No, Guadeloupe IS an overseas department of France, I'm afraid.

0:22:400:22:45

-Right, yeah.

-But one go remaining, let's get rid of one last impossible.

0:22:450:22:49

I'll try Mayotte - you know, with no confidence whatsoever.

0:22:510:22:56

Is Mayotte an impossible answer?

0:22:560:22:59

Unfortunately not.

0:23:010:23:03

That's another overseas department of France.

0:23:030:23:05

-Nevertheless...

-Yeah.

-£300 added to the prize pot - now stands at £700,

0:23:050:23:08

pretty decent. But are you going to be playing for that money, Angela,

0:23:080:23:12

and for a shot at the £10,000 question in today's final?

0:23:120:23:15

In a moment, I'm going to reveal the second half of the question,

0:23:150:23:19

and you'll be looking for the right answer.

0:23:190:23:20

Give me the right answer, you're in the final with Junaid.

0:23:200:23:24

Give me a wrong answer,

0:23:240:23:25

-and the next-best player will have the chance to steal your place in the final.

-Right.

0:23:250:23:30

And that next-best player...

0:23:300:23:32

-..is Vicky!

-Oh, no!

-Oh, yes, Vicky!

0:23:330:23:36

APPLAUSE

0:23:360:23:38

-Shall we have a look at the full question?

-Please, yes.

0:23:390:23:43

Which overseas department of France

0:23:430:23:47

has a capital city called Fort-de-France?

0:23:470:23:51

Guadeloupe, because I do know that that is a French territory.

0:23:530:23:57

-Mmm.

-It's only because I'm a coward, you know, that I'm doing that!

0:23:570:24:01

No-one is sitting here thinking you're a coward, at all!

0:24:010:24:04

-Have you asked them all?

-LAUGHTER

0:24:040:24:07

I can tell by looking at them.

0:24:070:24:09

Does Guadeloupe have a capital city called Fort-de-France?

0:24:110:24:16

-Ooh.

-No.

0:24:180:24:20

It doesn't. That's a wrong answer, but not an impossible answer.

0:24:200:24:24

So, Vicky, we throw over to you.

0:24:240:24:27

I haven't got a clue, so I'm going to be a coward and say Mayotte.

0:24:270:24:31

-OK.

-Cos I know that's not an impossible answer.

0:24:310:24:35

-OK, so similar tactic.

-Yeah.

-That Angela employed.

0:24:350:24:38

-We old ladies are very, very cowardly, you know.

-LAUGHTER

0:24:380:24:42

Is Mayotte the right answer?

0:24:440:24:46

It's not.

0:24:510:24:52

-Well done, Angela.

-Unlucky, Vicky.

0:24:520:24:55

Good news for you, though, Angela, you're going through to the final.

0:24:550:24:58

APPLAUSE

0:24:580:25:00

Any idea what the right answer would be?

0:25:000:25:03

Maybe Martinique.

0:25:030:25:04

-It is Martinique.

-I should have been brave enough.

0:25:040:25:07

You didn't need to be in the end.

0:25:070:25:09

And the other two impossible answers, Montserrat,

0:25:090:25:13

which is actually a British territory in the Caribbean.

0:25:130:25:16

-Right.

-And Anguilla, the same, British territory in the Caribbean.

0:25:160:25:20

-Right.

-You can forget all that now, Angela,

0:25:200:25:22

you've had a nice, lucky escape, we'll see you in today's final.

0:25:220:25:25

-Right, thank you.

-Would you like a little hand? APPLAUSE

0:25:250:25:29

Just one place up for grabs in the final with Junaid and Angela -

0:25:330:25:37

who's it going to be? Here's your first question.

0:25:370:25:39

-Vicky.

-I can't see the Can-Can being danced in the underworld

0:25:580:26:03

and Danse Macabre is something not very nice

0:26:030:26:06

and the Can-Can's quite jolly, isn't it?

0:26:060:26:09

Ciaran, you've gone for A - Orpheus In The Underworld.

0:26:090:26:13

-BSL INTERPRETER:

-To be honest, I've never listened to music anyway,

0:26:140:26:17

so, yeah, I've got no musical knowledge at all.

0:26:170:26:22

It's an extremely good excuse, Ciaran.

0:26:220:26:24

LAUGHTER

0:26:240:26:25

The impossible answer...

0:26:260:26:28

-Oh, no!

-B, Danse Macabre.

0:26:300:26:33

Danse Macabre is not by Offenbach, it's by Saint-Saens.

0:26:330:26:38

It is also the theme tune to Jonathan Creek.

0:26:380:26:41

Meaning Abigail and Andrew,

0:26:410:26:43

we have to say goodbye and we'll see you both tomorrow.

0:26:430:26:45

Let's see where the points are going.

0:26:470:26:49

To our As.

0:26:510:26:52

Orpheus In The Underworld.

0:26:520:26:54

So, a point to Ciaran and a point to Peter.

0:26:540:26:57

Question number two.

0:26:570:26:58

You've all gone for C, Crete.

0:27:110:27:13

Let's see if that's right.

0:27:130:27:14

It is. So, a point to all of you.

0:27:160:27:18

The impossible answer...

0:27:190:27:20

..is Comino.

0:27:220:27:24

Comino is the smallest of the three main islands of Malta.

0:27:240:27:28

On we go to question three.

0:27:290:27:30

Once again, you've all gone for the same answer, C.

0:27:480:27:51

The right answer...

0:27:510:27:52

..is C, Tsetse fly.

0:27:550:27:58

A point to all of you.

0:27:580:28:00

The impossible answer is A - Brundlefly,

0:28:000:28:06

which is what Seth Brundle,

0:28:060:28:08

the scientist played by Jeff Goldblum, becomes

0:28:080:28:11

when he combines with the fly in the film The Fly.

0:28:110:28:15

Question number four.

0:28:160:28:18

Let's find out where the points are going.

0:28:330:28:34

Nowhere.

0:28:370:28:39

C, Ella Eyre.

0:28:390:28:42

The impossible answer...

0:28:430:28:44

..is B. Jess Glynne did not attend the Brit School.

0:28:470:28:52

I'm sorry, Ciaran.

0:28:520:28:53

-BSL INTERPRETER:

-See you tomorrow, bye-bye.

0:28:550:28:58

Final question.

0:28:580:28:59

Let's see if either of you have given the right answer.

0:29:150:29:17

No. The right answer is A, Katrine.

0:29:220:29:26

So what that means is that one of you has given the impossible answer

0:29:260:29:30

and the other one will be coming down to play the grid.

0:29:300:29:34

The impossible answer...

0:29:340:29:35

..is B, Dewar.

0:29:380:29:41

Dewar was Scotland's first First Minister.

0:29:410:29:44

Peter, you've knocked yourself out, we'll see you tomorrow.

0:29:450:29:48

Thank you, yes, cheers.

0:29:480:29:50

But, Vicky, you've won the round.

0:29:510:29:53

APPLAUSE

0:29:530:29:56

Last player standing. Congratulations!

0:29:560:29:58

You have the last chance to grab a place in today's final.

0:29:580:30:01

APPLAUSE

0:30:010:30:03

-Hello, Vicky.

-Hello, Rick.

0:30:090:30:10

Tell me a bit more about your interest in computer games.

0:30:100:30:13

How many hours a day are you putting into it?

0:30:130:30:14

-Don't ask.

-Give me a ballpark, though, Vicky.

0:30:140:30:17

Probably about five or six hours.

0:30:170:30:19

That is really, really solid work, actually!

0:30:190:30:23

If you were to win the £10,000, what would you spend it on?

0:30:230:30:26

I've been researching.

0:30:260:30:28

-Yeah.

-When I haven't been playing my games.

0:30:280:30:30

And I am looking to buy a flashy mobility scooter.

0:30:300:30:35

How flashy can you get?

0:30:350:30:36

-You can get them that they fold themselves up with just a press of a button.

-Oh, wow!

0:30:360:30:41

And then, you see, the rest of the money would go to go and visit my grandson,

0:30:410:30:45

who lives in Bilbao. And whenever we go over there, we have to walk around Bilbao.

0:30:450:30:48

But if I had my mobility scooter, I'd be faster than everybody else.

0:30:480:30:53

You would be. I mean, we've got to get you this money, Vicky.

0:30:530:30:56

-I know.

-Cos that's a great trip.

0:30:560:30:57

-It is.

-You're whizzing around Bilbao...

0:30:570:30:59

-I know.

-..in your snazzy mobility scooter.

0:30:590:31:01

-I know.

-Shall we have a look at the last remaining topics?

0:31:010:31:03

-Oh, go on, then.

-You've been left with Children's Television and Pop Music.

0:31:030:31:08

-Well, I'm going to go for children's television and hope it's something I know.

-OK.

0:31:080:31:13

-Yep.

-Here they come.

0:31:130:31:14

Yeah, right!

0:31:260:31:28

So the first half question is -

0:31:280:31:31

Which children's programme created by Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin...

0:31:310:31:38

-Right.

-So five of those are impossible.

-Yes.

0:31:380:31:41

So the daily prize pot currently stands at £700,

0:31:410:31:44

for each impossible answer you eliminate, we'll add another £100.

0:31:440:31:48

-Where shall we start?

-We'll start with Morph. That was Tony Hart.

0:31:480:31:53

-With Morph.

-Morph.

0:31:530:31:54

OK, is Morph an impossible answer?

0:31:540:31:56

APPLAUSE It is.

0:31:590:32:02

It's actually an Aardman animation,

0:32:020:32:04

who went on to make Wallace and Gromit.

0:32:040:32:05

Of course. From Bristol. Yeah.

0:32:050:32:09

Well, I've never heard of William's Wish Wellingtons,

0:32:090:32:12

-so I'll go for that.

-OK.

0:32:120:32:14

Is William's Wish Wellingtons an impossible answer?

0:32:140:32:18

APPLAUSE It is. Two from two, Vicky.

0:32:200:32:24

You're making this look easy.

0:32:240:32:26

-I'm going to go for Chigley.

-Chigley.

0:32:270:32:30

Got anything for me on Chigley?

0:32:320:32:34

-Sounds like chewing gum to me.

-It does a bit.

0:32:340:32:37

Is Chigley an impossible answer?

0:32:390:32:41

APPLAUSE

0:32:440:32:46

Part of the Trumpton Shire trilogy.

0:32:460:32:49

OK, I'm going to go for Bod.

0:32:490:32:51

Bod.

0:32:510:32:53

Is Bod an impossible answer?

0:32:540:32:56

APPLAUSE

0:33:000:33:04

-Bod is based on the books by Joanne and Michael Cole.

-Right.

0:33:040:33:09

I think I'm going to go for Pogles' Wood.

0:33:090:33:11

-Pogles' Wood.

-Never heard of it.

0:33:110:33:13

Is Pogles' Wood an impossible answer?

0:33:130:33:15

Sadly not.

0:33:190:33:21

But you've put an extra £400 into the prize pot,

0:33:210:33:24

which now stands at £1,100.

0:33:240:33:26

-OK.

-For the second half of the question,

0:33:260:33:29

I'm going to be looking for the right answer.

0:33:290:33:31

-Yeah.

-Give me the right answer, you're in the final.

0:33:310:33:33

-OK.

-If you give me a wrong answer,

0:33:330:33:36

the next-best player will have the chance to steal,

0:33:360:33:40

and that is Peter.

0:33:400:33:42

APPLAUSE

0:33:420:33:44

Hold tight, Peter.

0:33:440:33:45

-Shall we look at the full question?

-Go on, then.

0:33:480:33:50

Which children's programme created by Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin

0:33:520:33:57

featured a Soup Dragon?

0:33:570:33:59

SHE CHORTLES

0:34:000:34:01

Well! A Soup Dragon...

0:34:030:34:05

-I'm going to go for Noggin The Nog.

-Noggin The Nog.

0:34:070:34:10

Is Noggin The Nog the right answer?

0:34:120:34:14

-At least it's not impossible.

-It's not, but it's not impossible.

0:34:180:34:21

-Exactly.

-Come on, Peter.

-Yeah, come on, Peter.

0:34:210:34:25

-Come on.

-I don't remember the TV show, but our daughter, who...

0:34:250:34:30

This is about 35 years ago,

0:34:300:34:33

she had a number of annuals and I seem to think -

0:34:330:34:38

was it in the Clangers? On the moon?

0:34:380:34:41

Is Clangers...

0:34:430:34:44

..the right answer?

0:34:460:34:47

-APPLAUSE

-Yes!

0:34:500:34:51

-It is!

-Well done!

-I'm afraid.

0:34:510:34:53

Well done, Peter. You've nabbed Vicky's place in the final.

0:34:530:34:57

Just to tidy the board up,

0:34:570:34:59

the other remaining impossible answer was Willo The Wisp.

0:34:590:35:03

Willo The Wisp was narrated by Kenneth Williams.

0:35:030:35:05

Bad luck, Vicky. Hope we see you down here again.

0:35:050:35:08

-Thank you.

-Peter, congratulations.

-Thank you.

0:35:080:35:12

For the rest of you, I'm afraid that victory today proved impossible,

0:35:140:35:17

-but we'll see you all again tomorrow. Goodbye. ALL:

-Bye.

0:35:170:35:21

But for Junaid, Angela and Peter, it's time for the final.

0:35:210:35:24

Junaid, Angela and Peter, there's £1,100 in today's prize pot,

0:35:300:35:35

but only one of you can win that money and the right to face the £10,000 question.

0:35:350:35:40

Questions are on the buzzer.

0:35:400:35:42

You each start with ten lives.

0:35:420:35:44

There they are.

0:35:440:35:46

A right answer knocks a life off both of your opponents.

0:35:460:35:49

A wrong answer, and you lose a life of your own.

0:35:490:35:52

But look out for those impossible questions.

0:35:520:35:55

You can knock two lives from your opponents but if you mess up,

0:35:550:35:58

you lose two lives of your own. Best of luck.

0:35:580:36:00

-You ready?

-Yes.

-Yes, thanks.

0:36:000:36:03

OK. Which Glasgow football team play their home games at Ibrox Stadium?

0:36:030:36:08

-Peter.

-Glasgow Rangers.

0:36:080:36:11

It is Glasgow Rangers.

0:36:110:36:12

In which decade of the 20th century did Barack Obama become President of the United States?

0:36:140:36:19

-Junaid?

-Impossible?

-It is impossible.

0:36:190:36:21

He became president in 2009.

0:36:210:36:23

Alex Garland's novel The Beach is mainly set in which Asian country?

0:36:260:36:31

-Peter.

-Indonesia.

0:36:310:36:33

It's not, it's Thailand, I'm afraid. Peter, you lose a life.

0:36:330:36:36

Which letter comes immediately after the D when spelling the word "knowledge"?

0:36:380:36:43

-Junaid.

-G.

0:36:440:36:46

It is the G.

0:36:460:36:47

Which African country's film industry is known as Nollywood?

0:36:490:36:53

-Junaid.

-Nigeria.

-It is Nigeria.

0:36:530:36:55

During which year of World War II was the Battle of Gettysburg fought?

0:36:570:37:02

-Peter.

-Impossible.

0:37:020:37:04

It is impossible.

0:37:040:37:05

It was a battle during the American Civil War in 1863.

0:37:050:37:08

Which EastEnders actress went on to play the role of landlady Stella Price in Coronation Street?

0:37:110:37:16

-Junaid.

-Michelle...

0:37:180:37:21

Forgot her name.

0:37:210:37:23

-Sorry, it's Michelle...

-Collins.

-..Collins.

0:37:230:37:26

You didn't quite get that in time. Junaid, you lose a life.

0:37:260:37:28

A female of which equine species is called a jenny?

0:37:310:37:34

-Peter.

-Donkey.

0:37:360:37:37

It is the donkey.

0:37:370:37:38

Which sauce has an African-Portuguese name that means pepper pepper?

0:37:400:37:44

Junaid.

0:37:470:37:48

-Peri peri.

-Yes, peri peri or would have accepted piri piri.

0:37:480:37:52

-ANGELA:

-Goodbye, Angela.

-Not yet, Angela. You have one life remaining.

0:37:520:37:56

Peter, you have four, Junaid has five.

0:37:560:37:58

In which film does Katharine Hepburn play the character Holly Golightly?

0:37:580:38:03

-Peter.

-That's impossible.

0:38:030:38:05

It is impossible.

0:38:050:38:06

It's AUDREY Hepburn who played Holly Golightly in Breakfast At Tiffany's.

0:38:060:38:10

Junaid, you lose two lives, Angela, you lose your last life, I'm afraid,

0:38:100:38:15

which means, Angela, you are out.

0:38:150:38:16

In 2013, which former member of The Smiths had his autobiography published...?

0:38:180:38:23

-Peter.

-Morrissey?

0:38:230:38:24

..as a Penguin classic. It was Morrissey.

0:38:240:38:27

Which French fashion phrase literally translates into English as ready to wear? Peter.

0:38:270:38:33

A la mode.

0:38:330:38:34

No, sorry, it's pret-a-porter.

0:38:340:38:35

For which London constituency was David Cameron the member of Parliament until 2016?

0:38:380:38:43

-Peter.

-That's impossible.

0:38:430:38:45

..until 2016.

0:38:450:38:46

It is impossible. He was MP for Whitney in Oxfordshire,

0:38:460:38:50

which means, Junaid, you lose your last two lives.

0:38:500:38:53

Commiserations to both you and Angela.

0:38:530:38:55

We'll see you back in the pack tomorrow but, Peter,

0:38:550:38:58

it's time to face the £10,000 question.

0:38:580:39:00

APPLAUSE

0:39:000:39:02

Very well done, Peter.

0:39:090:39:10

You are today's winner with £1,100, which is lovely,

0:39:100:39:14

but you could be leaving with a whole lot more if you can answer the £10,000 question.

0:39:140:39:20

This is how it's going to work.

0:39:200:39:21

I'm going to show you nine answers and then ask you a question.

0:39:210:39:24

Three of the nine answers are correct.

0:39:240:39:26

If you can give me those within ten seconds, you win the £10,000.

0:39:260:39:31

That's the good news. The less good news is that three of those answers are wrong.

0:39:310:39:35

Pick any of those and you won't win the ten grand.

0:39:350:39:39

The bad news is that three of the nine answers are impossible.

0:39:390:39:43

If you give me one of those, you will lose the daily prize pot.

0:39:430:39:47

I want you to be leaving wondering how you're going to get that home.

0:39:480:39:52

-Thanks.

-That's what I want.

-Yeah.

0:39:530:39:54

Any subject you're particularly hoping for?

0:39:540:39:56

Literature would be nice.

0:39:560:39:58

History, maybe. It's a big subject, of course.

0:39:580:40:01

It depends which part of history that comes.

0:40:010:40:03

I can tell you that the subject is Politics.

0:40:030:40:06

-Best of luck.

-Thank you.

0:40:060:40:07

And you're looking for...

0:40:200:40:24

Labour Prime Ministers whose real first name was James.

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And your time starts now.

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James Callaghan.

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James Harold Wilson.

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James Tony Blair.

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-How do you feel?

-I've got no idea.

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I'm just thinking because I've said two that didn't start with James,

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I wonder whether James Callaghan perhaps had a Harold or a George in front of it,

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so perhaps the obvious one is the one that's wrong.

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So, let's start with Harold Wilson.

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Is Harold Wilson a Labour Prime Minister whose real first name was James?

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Yes.

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APPLAUSE

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James Harold Wilson, as you said.

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Now, you're slightly concerned about James Callaghan.

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Is James Callaghan a right answer?

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It's not, unfortunately.

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As you suspected, his first name was Leonard,

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-so it's Leonard James Callaghan.

-Yep, yep.

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-However, we're still hanging onto the daily prize pot of £1,100 at the moment.

-Yeah.

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Feels relatively safe, don't you think, Peter?

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-Oh, yeah. I'm sure Tony Blair and James Callaghan were Labour Prime Ministers.

-Right.

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So, let's see, is Tony Blair a right answer?

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Not a right answer, but as you said, very confidently,

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Labour Prime Minister.

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So, therefore, you do still win £1,100, Peter.

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-APPLAUSE

-Thank you, cheers.

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The answers you were looking for...

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Now you've got a bit longer to look at it, what do you reckon?

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Must be James Gordon Brown, surely.

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James Gordon Brown, that's right.

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And...

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James Clement Attlee.

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Ramsay MacDonald was a Liberal, wasn't he, so, James Clement Atlee?

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-No.

-No?

-James Ramsay MacDonald.

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Ramsay MacDonald was the first Labour Prime Minister.

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Of course, yes. It's David Lloyd George I'm getting mixed up with the Liberal, yeah.

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The impossible answers. Edward Heath, Conservative.

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Anthony Eden, Conservative.

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-And David Lloyd George, Liberal.

-Yeah.

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That doesn't matter, though. You just won £1,100!

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Yes, lovely, thank you.

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Hope it goes a small way towards the cruise on the Panama Canal.

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-It's been a pleasure. Thank you very much.

-Enjoyed meeting you.

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That's very kind of you, Peter. Been nice meeting you.

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Peter leaves with £1,100.

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The rest of us will be back tomorrow, when someone else will have the chance to win the £10,000.

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This is been Impossible, the quiz where, actually, anything is possible.

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Goodbye.

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Give me a hug!

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