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This programme contains some strong language | 0:00:02 | 0:00:11 | |
This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden-camera show | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
where four friends compete to embarrass each other | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
in everyday situations. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
The jokers are Joel Dommett... | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
-Get on the love bus, Nico! -..Roisin Conaty... | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
-Hello? -..Paul McCaffrey... -Bundesliga! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
..and Marek Lawood. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Pushing each other to the limit, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
They've got to do or say everything | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
the other Jokers tell them via a hidden earpiece. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
-Shout, "Cat!" and chase an imaginary cat. -Cat! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
But if they refuse, they lose, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
and face a humiliating forfeit. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
It's a ruthless fight to the finish, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
where there's no winners, just a loser. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
It's time for challenge one, | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
and our Jokers are at a hair salon in Edinburgh, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
where they'll be taking turns to shampoo customers' hair. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
They have to do everything the others tell them to. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
But if they refuse, they lose. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
First up is pretty boy, Joel. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Joel, get your hands lubed up. You're going to enjoy this. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-PAUL: -'Shit's about to get heavy.' | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Absolute pleasure, I'm Joel. How are you? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Give him a little pat on the bum, Joel. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
'Like a football manager. Give him a little pat on the bum. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
'Go on!' | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-Come on. -SMACKING SOUND EFFECT | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Yeah, yeah. Take a seat. Sorry. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
All right, let's just get this temperature right for you. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
I know how uncomfortable this can be. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
'I've got one in my house.' | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
I know how uncomfortable these sinks can be. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
I've got one in my house. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
'I don't use it to wash hair, though.' | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
I, um... | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
..don't use it to, er... | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
to wash hair, though. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
I shit in it! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Mostly, I tend to, erm... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
What do you do in it, Joel? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
I tend to shit in it. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Joel, start to dry wretch in the next sink. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
'Go on!' | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
HE WRETCHES | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Joel successfully completes his challenges | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
and gets himself a pass, | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
putting pressure on the others when it's their turn. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Next up, it's Roisin. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-Are you going anywhere on holiday this year? -No, not yet, no. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-Got to try and get the eczema off first. -Oh, God! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
-JOEL: -'Oh, God!' | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
So I'm just lathering up my hands. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
I just need to... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Get the eczema off. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
..try and get some of this eczema off. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
-Oh! Oh, no! -I'm having a really peely Thursday. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
THEY HOWL WITH LAUGHTER | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Peely Thursday. I'm having a really peely Thursday. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Having a what? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
SHE STIFLES LAUGH Peely Thursday. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Sing. Make up a song about how much you enjoy washing hair. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
# Claire, Claire | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
# I have enjoyed washing your hair, Claire | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
# Claire, Claire | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
# I love washing your hair... # | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
-It's made me really wide down there. -# It's made me really wi... # | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
So Roisin bottles it at the final hurdle, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
and is awarded the day's first fail. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Next up, it's Marek. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
There we go. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Tucked in. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
'Bend down, Marek,' | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
and just give her a small peck on the forehead. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
'Just a tiny little kiss on the forehead, Marek.' | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
You're wonderful! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh, God! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Come on, Marek! You can do this! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Sorry? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Oh, you! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
You're a sweetie! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
ROISIN: 'Play peek-a-boo. Go down quite close to her.' | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Peek-a-boo! -HE LAUGHS | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
Now come round the other side of the sink | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
'and say, "Peek-a-boo!"' | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Peek-a-boo! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
Do your voice higher when you say, "Peek-a-boo!" | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
-(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) -Peek-a-boo! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
'And underneath the sink. Wait till we get...' | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
-HE ADOPTS LOW VOICE -Peek-a-boo! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Scary one there! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
-PAUL: -'So now tell her you need to do the front of her hair,' | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
come round, and sit on her lap. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
'Come on, Marek!' | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
You're going to need to get on the lap if you're going to do the front. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
All: Aw! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
With Marek refusing to sit on the customer's lap, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
he joins Roisin in getting a fail. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Finally, it's Paul's turn. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
-Hello, Helen. How you doing? -Nice to meet you. -Are you OK? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-Yeah, good, thank you. -Pop yourself down there. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Lovely. Ooh, just pop the knees round you. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
OK, let's just get the temperature... | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Put the conditioner on and say, "Milky waterfall!" | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
OK. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Milky waterfall! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
My favourite kind of waterfall! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Whisper it! Whisper it! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
-HE WHISPERS -Milky waterfall! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-HE GIGGLES -OK. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Very relaxing, this. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
Very relaxing. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Slowly fall asleep until your head touches her head. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
And just snorily say, "Waterfalls." | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
HE SNORES 'Waterfalls.' | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Waterfalls. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
So Paul completes his challenge and earns himself a pass, | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
meaning that after the first challenge, | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Roisin and Marek are in joint last place | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
with a fail each. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
-I hate blondes! -What do you think of this guy? I'm really feeling it. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Lovely, isn't it? I feel like an extra Jedward. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-Oh, thanks! -That's terrible! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
What? What are you talking about? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
Time for challenge number two, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
and the Jokers find themselves at a car dealership, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
where they'll be taking turns trying to sell cars. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
To avoid getting a fail, | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
all they have to do is persuade a customer to get inside the boot. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Easy! But remember, whoever has most fails by the end of the show | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
faces a humiliating forfeit. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
First up, it's Joel. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
So, er, of course, we've got the ABS as standard on this one. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Erm, electric windows. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
I mean, look, there is so much room in here. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
So what's the economy of the car? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Erm, that is a great question. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
I need to ask Mickey, my manager. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Erm, bear with me two seconds. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
I'll go and ask my manager in there. Take a seat in there. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
-Shout, "Mickey!" -Start shouting, "Mickey!" | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-HE SHOUTS -Mickey! Mickey! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Mickey! I've got one in the car! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Mickey! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
I've got one in the car, Mickey! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
-PAUL: -'I've got a buyer!' | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Mickey, I've got a buyer! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
I've got a buyer, Mickey! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
-He wants it! He really wants it! -Mickey, he wants it! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
I can see it in his eyes! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
Definitely wants it! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-I can see it in... -HE STARTS TO LAUGH | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
I can see it in his eyes. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Mickey? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
-He's got money! -He's got money! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
He's got money, Mickey! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
THEY GIGGLE. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
He's loaded! He's cake-o-bake-o. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Mickey! He's cake-o-bake-o! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I can't find Mickey, but he's, er... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Look under your car for Mickey. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Mickey? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Mickey? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
If you have a test in here, this is one of the best features. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
There's absolutely zero chance! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
It has an incredible boot. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
You can fit at least two people in there. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
'Erm...so, I mean...' | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
jump in. Jump in. Sure you wouldn't like to jump in? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
I'll get in. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
I'll jump in. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Unlucky, loser! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
He hated me! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
So that's a fail for Joel. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Next up, it's Roisin's turn. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Hello. Good morning. Is there anything you're interested in? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
The DS5? Cool. Well, do you want to get inside | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
and have a look at the car? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
Brilliant. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
Buckle up, big boy, let's keep it safe! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
At the moment, I have a... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Buckle up, big boy, let's keep it safe! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
More than 100 miles at least. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
It'll do more than 100 miles, at least. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
You'll definitely get 100 miles out of this car. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
-No, just in total. -In total. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
It's a nice colour. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
You're colour blind? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Bright orange. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:01 | |
It's bright orange, so it might not be for you. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
This boot is one of our features. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
-You can actually get... MAREK: -'8,000 litres.' | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
You can get, like 8,000 litres in there. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Like, honestly. Get in. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Really...yeah, honestly. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Put your leg in. Put your leg in. It's amazing. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
If you put your leg in that boot... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
-She's going to do it. -No way! -She will! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Honestly, get in. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
You're not going to get in? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
You're not going to get in. OK, well, you know... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Aw! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
'Aw!' | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Hello. Are you interested in, er...cars? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
-Yeah, kind of. -OK. Could I show you round this one here? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
It was going to be called the Citroen Boogabar. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
It was going to be called the Citroen Boogabar. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
As you can tell, it's brand-new, cos there's no dirt on it at all. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
One of the key features is this boot here. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
I mean, | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
if you were to sort of, erm... | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
get in the boot of the car, | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
I could give you, like, a 20% discount. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
I can get you two tickets to the Odeon if you get in. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
If you were to get in there. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
-Sorry, I'm a bit thirsty. -I'm a bit thirsty after that. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Take the lid off the water and pour it over yourself. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
I'm really thirsty. It's quite warm, isn't it? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
OK, that's better. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Pour some more water over yourself but do it more sexually. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Get in the boot. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
THEY ROAR WITH LAUGHTER | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Get...get... | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-get in the boot. -ROISIN: 'Get in the boot!' | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
That's really cold. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
Get in the boot. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
-HE YELPS -Get...get in the boot! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
-HE SPLUTTERS -Oh, please! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
OK. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
-What's your name? -Rachel. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
I'm Paul. Pleased to meet you. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
How you doing? All right? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
Shake my other one! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Erm, so... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
shake my other one, actually. Try that. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Oh, you've got a strong left hand! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
I've been working that baby so hard. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
I've been working that baby so hard. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Sorry! I've washed it, though. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
-Nice car. -It's lovely, isn't it? Very comfortable. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
-Put your seat back. -MAREK: -'Say, "Party time!"' | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
It's party time! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Ask her to put her hand on the wheel. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Put your hand on the wheel a second. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
'And start making car driving noises.' | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
HE IMITATES CAR | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-Beep, beep! -HE BEEPS HORN | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Get some road rage in there. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
-HE SHOUTS -Get out the fucking way! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
-You dickhead! -HE IMITATES CAR | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
-MAREK: -'Are you pissed off?' | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Yeah! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
Let's move on to the boot. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Now... | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
..look at that boot. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
It's quite a big boot, yeah. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I'll tell you what, you say that's quite a big boot, jump in. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
No, I'm not doing it! No! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
-Check this out! -No, I'm claustrophobic! No way! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Wa-wa-wahhh! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Trust me, I promise I won't shut the boot. Give it a try. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
It is SO comfortable. It is SO... | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Oh, God! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
I can feel it! No! I can feel it! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
'To get the full measure of it. Please! Trust me.' | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
I will not shut the boot. Just have a sit in there. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
You're joking! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
She's claustrophobic and she's getting in! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Put your legs just to the side here. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Trust me. Trust me! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
I can't believe we got someone with claustrophobia to get into a boot! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
So Paul succeeds where the others failed, | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
and get himself a pass. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
At the halfway mark, after two challenges, it's Roisin and Marek | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
who are trailing with two fails each. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I thought we were going to spend the day at a card dealership. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
I thought we were going to have a day at Clinton's. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
I was the only one who managed it! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
You looked like you were in your natural habitat. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
My natural habitat is in the shop, Habitat. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
That's two shop-based japes. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
-There must be a sale on. -THEY LAUGH | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Challenge number three is the taste test. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
The Jokers are running a promotional stand for a new juice drink, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
and they must do and say everything the others tell them to. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
If they refuse, they lose. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
First up, it's Marek. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Would you like to try our free juice samples? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Are you going to try it, or..? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
OK. Let's just relax. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Can you start to feel it fizz in your wang? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Can you... | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
can you start to feel it fizz in your wang at all? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
In your wang. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
It's, erm... | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
the wang is just the bit, erm... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
it's the taster bit in the throat, here. Upper wang. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
And you can taste it in your wang? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
And you can taste it in, erm...in your wang? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Kneel directly in front of him, | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
'put your elbow on his knee.' | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
What can you taste? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
I'll just lean on you, sir. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
Strawberry. You think strawberry. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Touch your nose on his knee. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Strawberry... | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
-THEY LAUGH JOEL: -'Come on!' | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
What else? Strawberry and, let me... | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Oranges, strawberries... | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
..lemon... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Yes! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
..lime... | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
..strawberries. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
One more! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
And, what was the other drink? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Erm...and lime. OK. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
'Well, that's, erm...' | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
..that is comprehensive. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
Yeah, comprehensive. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Yeah, the name we're going to have for it is going to be... | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
Scrotum Potion. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
It's, erm... | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
Scrotum Potion. So that's, erm... | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Yeah. You would buy that? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
We'll try and find out. Thank you very much. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
With his Scrotum Potion, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Marek finally gets his first pass of the day. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Hey, guys. Would you like a little taste? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Can I ask you a few questions about it? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
There actually isn't any alcohol in it. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Is that something you'd prefer? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
What's more important, length or girth? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
So, what...so what is more important, erm... | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
..what is more important? Er, length? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
Or girth? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Erm, the bottle size. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
In terms of sort of a juice drink. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Would you prefer the tall ones to a long skinny one? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
Or a short...? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
Girthy? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
It doesn't matter? It's whatever comes out the bottle? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
This is incredible for cystitis. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Erm... | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
this, apparently, is... | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
..this is...apparently this juice, I mean, we've done tests on it, | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
and apparently, it is, er...it's incredible for, erm... | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
..for chesty coughs. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Aw! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
So Joel refuses, and in the process, gets a fail. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Would you like to taste it? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
I'm very, erm...sensitive to calories. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
You're sensitive to calories? This is actually calorieless. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
-OK, that's good. -It's got no calories in it. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
This will multiply your shitting power by about eight. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
If you drink this, er... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
..it will multiply your shitting power by about eight. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Nice! Very nice! Very nice! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
The hit you get from this juice is like this. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Pick up an orange. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
-No, I haven't done it yet. -'Take a big bite out of it,' | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
smack it on your head. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
-SHE SNIGGERS -No, OK, I'm with you. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
OK, sure, sure. Oh, weird, OK. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
THEY LAUGH 'It's like that.' | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Sure, I got you. OK. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
You didn't have to do that, but anyway...OK. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
-That's what it's like. -OK. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
What is your favourite juice? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Orange juice, natural from Florida. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Tell him that Florida doesn't exist. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
OK. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Florida doesn't exist. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
-What do you mean, Florida doesn't exist? -It's a rumour. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
All right. I think we're going to end this conversation. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Thanks very much. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
You start pretending Florida doesn't exist, | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
the conversation's over! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Finally, it's Paul's turn. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Try and make it look a bit less | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
'like you're working at a pie shop.' | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Hi, guys. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
We're looking for people | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
to answer a few questions about flavour. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
You big juice fans? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
OK, let's get the juice. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Down it, and then start acting hammered. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
One for you. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
One, two, three. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Wa-hey! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
One more, one more! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
All right! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Shout, "I don't need Claire!" | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Drink! I don't need Claire! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Hit over the side. I don't need her! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
-HE SHOUTS -I don't fucking need Claire! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Start chucking fruit on the floor. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
I don't need her! I don't need her! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
I don't fucking need her! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Throw all of it on the floor. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
I don't need her! I don't need her! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
I don't need this job! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Do you think you'd probably buy a bottle of this? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Paul bags his third pass of the day, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
meaning that going into the final challenge, it's all to play for, | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
as Marek, Joel, and Roisin | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
all have two fails to their name. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
But who will lose overall | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
and end up facing this week's forfeit? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Let's find out, as we head into the final challenge. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
The Jokers are in Glasgow, pretending to be lost, | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
and are asking complete strangers for directions. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Their task, to get a kiss from whoever helps them. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
But no kisses means a fail. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
It's all to play for. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
And first up, it's Roisin. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Excuse me? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-Oh, she's going in! -Do you know where the station is? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
It's just straight down that way? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Oh, that's amazing. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
It's so nice to meet you. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-JOEL: -'It's so weird! No, don't kiss her!' | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Don't kiss her! Don't do it! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
-THEY GROAN -Oh, wait! | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
-JOEL: -'Oh, that was SO tense!' | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
That was so tense! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
Excuse me, guys, do you know the way to the West-something Art Gallery? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:24 | |
-GIRL: -'Kelvingrove Art Gallery?' | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Kelvingrove Art Gallery! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
OK. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
It would have been better if she then went for a kiss from him! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
-Brilliant. What's your name? -Zara. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
Zara, you're amazing! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
You've saved my life. ZARA LAUGHS | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Oh, oh! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
-JOEL: -'Oh, scariest eyes of all time! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
'Oh, God! So creepy!' | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
THEY CHEER Boom! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
I can't believe it! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
'That was brilliant!' | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
So Roisin gets her kiss, and in the process, | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
gets herself that all-important pass. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
-JOEL: -'Oh, he's acting!' | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
-Straight off the bat! -He's acting! Uh-oh! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
I'm so lost! | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
I need to get to, | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
I think it's Central Station. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-Oh! -HE MAKES KISSING NOISE | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
No, I'm not going to! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
THEY WHOOP | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
-JOEL: -'He got the backhand slap!' | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
A slap! That's half a point, surely? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Right, I've got a new technique. I've got a new technique. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Are you local to Glasgow? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
I'm just looking...I'm basically, I'm a bit hungry, | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
and I was just wondering, can you recommend somewhere decent to eat? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
The Counting House? Oh, thank you so much. Have a great day. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
-JOEL: -'Oh, he just left it!' | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
Just left it! He didn't even go for it! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
ROISIN: 'He didn't even get his lips to purse!' | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
I think you've forgotten something! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Paul finally gets his first fail of the day. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
But next up, it's Joel. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
He has to get a pass in order to avoid facing the forfeit. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
That guy! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
Excuse me, mate? Sorry, I'm just a little bit lost. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
I need to get to the sort of main shopping area. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
So, OK, it basically just goes back around the other side? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Oh, mate, you're amazing! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Thank you so much. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
-PAUL: -'Almost! That was really close!' | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
That man looked so shocked at his own behaviour! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
He was like...urgh! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
-Here we go. -Red scarf. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
-'Bread and butter, isn't it?' -Excuse me? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Hey there, I'm a bit lost. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
I was wondering where the main shopping areas are. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
I just wanted... | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
So you do left and then down there? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
-Uh-huh. -You've been so lovely, thank you so much. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
THEY GRIMACE | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Joel bags that all-important kiss, | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
putting the pressure on Marek. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
If he's to escape the embarrassing forfeit, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
he's got to get a pass. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
He's going to get a kiss, or he's going to get stabbed! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Hello, ladies! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
-HE MIMICS MAREK -Hello, ladies! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Do you know where the Science Centre is? I'm a bit lost. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
The Glasgow Science Centre? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
OK, yeah, yeah. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
That is brilliant. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Thank you so much. Go on, give us a kiss! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
You have to keep going. All the way down. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
JOKERS: 'Aw!' | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Thank you. Take care. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Do you know where...I think, the Science Centre? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
The Glasgow Science Centre? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
Yeah. That's great. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Yeah, yeah! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
I'll find it, all right! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
Follow the river and then I'll hit the Science Centre? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
That's really great. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:54 | |
What are you doing? What are you doing now? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
-ALL: Oh! -'Are you taking me to the Science Centre?' | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
We could just go to the Science Centre now. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
-It's turning into a date! -Oh, you're being so creepy! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
-PAUL: -'He's going with him!' | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
Let's just have a quick, erm...let's have a quick kiss. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Just a quick one. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
Just one kiss? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
OK. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
All right. Thanks, mate. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
Thanks, mate. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
'Oh, God! It's so tense!' | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
-That was horrible! -So tense! | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
So Marek fails to get that all-important kiss, | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
giving him another fail, which puts him in last place. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
And now, he's got to face up to the consequences. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
Marek, I am SO happy about this! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Yeah, I bet you are. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
-I think this might be the best day of my life. -I'm very excited. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
It's either the best or worst day of your life. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
You might slightly enjoy it. Can you get on with it, please? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
-Put the blindfold on him. -Put the blindfold on. Here we go. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Luckily you've got no hair, so it slips over perfectly! Look at that! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
You're a bad boy and you deserve to be punished! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
There you go. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
-Off you go, mate. -See you later! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
So with three losses to his name, | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Marek finds himself heading off for his mystery forfeit... | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
I'm genuinely shitting myself. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
-..which will take place at this packed cabaret show. -Oh, God! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
He must be shitting himself! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Oh, God, no! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Oh, God! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:25 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight for one night only, | 0:26:25 | 0:26:30 | |
Marek Lawood is going to become... | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
a ladyboy! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
How many people are out there? | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
-BEHIND CAMERA: -500. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
It's all part of the magic, isn't it? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS AND WOLF-WHISTLES | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
JOKERS GIGGLE OFF-CAMERA | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
He's got good legs! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Oh, mate! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
He loves it! Look at that! Trying to pretend that he doesn't like it! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
-JOEL: -'This is amazing!' | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
ROISIN: 'Oh, my God!' | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
AUIDENCE CHEERS | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
He's done that before! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS AND WOLF-WHISTLES | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Oh, excellent work, Marek! That was brilliant! | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
I'd like to say to you, Paul, Roisin, and Joel, | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
you're all in serious trouble. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
I got felt up on the way up as well, | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
by a few women in their fifties. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
Do you know what? Fuck off. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
That's all from Impractical Jokers this week. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
Next time, there's some embarrassing dancing... | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
..some big words confuse Marek... | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
The word you need to get them to repeat is logjammer. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
..and Paul smells something he shouldn't have. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
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