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This programme contains some strong language

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This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden camera show where

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four friends compete to embarrass each other in everyday situations.

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The Jokers are Joel Dommett...

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What's your name got to do with me?

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-..Roisin Conaty...

-Hello?

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-..Paul McCaffrey...

-Bundesliga!

-..and Marek Larwood.

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Pushing each other to the limit,

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they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges.

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They've got to do or say everything the others Jokers tell them

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by a hidden earpiece.

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-And then do a horrible voice.

-Not relaxed!

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But if they refuse, they lose and face a humiliating forfeit.

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It's a ruthless fight to the finish where there's no winners,

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just a loser.

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No!

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It's time for challenge one and the Jokers are working

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as masseuses where they will be offering members of the public

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free massages, but they've got to do and say everything

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the other Jokers tell them to whilst trying to earn a tip.

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And whoever earns the least amount fails.

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First up, it's Joel.

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-Those hands were born to grind into someone's back.

-Good day, sir.

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Would you like a massage? I'm giving everyone a free little go.

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-Very good.

-Boom.

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Pop your face in there. Lovely. Right, let's get started.

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"My juices are really flowing now."

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My juices are really flowing now.

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Now start rubbing him really, really fast.

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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want some of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah."

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-Come on!

-Shout, "Come on, Nico, come with me!"

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Nico, come with me!

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Get on the love bus.

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Get on the love bus, Nico!

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Me, you, love bus, now, Nico!

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"They're your pains coming out of my mouth right now," and do a howl.

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Your pain's coming out of my mouth right now.

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HE HOWLS

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Do you feel that? I've released it. I released it.

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A little howl.

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-HE HOWLS

-There's a little bit left.

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Thank you very much, Nico.

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Right, now, if you fancied giving a small tip.

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Two pounds, that's incredible, Nico.

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Two pounds.

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So Joel earns himself a tip of two pounds,

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meaning that they out to beat to avoid getting a fail.

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Hello, could I interest either of you in a free massage?

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-Shoulders.

-Shoulders?

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Jackpot.

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-Take a seat. Perfect.

-Do you want me to take this off?

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Yeah, you could take that off. Yeah. OK.

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I'm going to relax your body and your mind.

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"OK, now I'm going to try the Baranian nose massage."

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We're going to try the...

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Baranian nose massage.

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"I'm just going to give mine a bit of a wipe first."

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Give mine a bit of a wipe first.

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Every time you touch your nose on her go, "Ding!"

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'Go on.'

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Ding.

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And again.

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Ding.

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JOKERS LAUGH

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Ding.

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Roisin, now tell her that you're going to make her relax

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with the sound of Wales.

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I'm going to make you relax now properly with the sound of whales.

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And just keep saying "Relax" in a Welsh accent.

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Relax. Just really let it all out. Relax. Relax.

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-"Relax now, boy."

-Relax.

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Relax now, boy. Whose that jacket?

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"Whose coat's that jacket?"

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Whose coat's that jacket?

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"Whose coat's that jacket, now?"

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Whose coat's that jacket?

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Relax now, boy. Relax

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'Start doing a bit of horse racing commentary in a Welsh accent.'

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Relax now, boy. You can do it.

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Run, you can go for the line, go on, you're doing so well!

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He's going in the first lane, no-one saw him coming,

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oh, God, I can't believe what he's doing here now.

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Relax now, boy.

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You need to get a tip now, Roisin. Good luck with that.

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-Was that OK?

-Brilliant.

-Oh, brilliant. Thank you.

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'She properly enjoyed it. Wow.'

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I think you've accidentally unlocked a new style of massage.

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Oh, that's really kind of you. Thank you so much. It's very kind of you.

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It's about three quid.

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Roisin's tip of three pounds means she's in the clear

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and gets herself a pass.

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Next, it's Marek's turn.

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OK, sit yourself down. Great. Thanks for this, Tony, OK?

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Just put your head in that bit here. You feel pretty tight, yeah?

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Oh, blimey. Quite knotted.

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"You're a knotty, knotty man."

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You're a knotty, knotty boy.

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JOKERS LAUGH

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-Aren't you, Tony?

-Yeah.

-So knotty.

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"I'll have to spank you."

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Well, I'm going to... I'm going to have to spank you.

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That's it.

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Just keep on saying, "Knotty boy! Knotty boy!"

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Knotty boy!

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JOKERS LAUGH

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-Knotty boy!

-'Go back to massage. Go back to massaging.'

-Knotty boy!

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How's that? All right?

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OK, great.

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-Lean into him and then put your arms around him.

-Right.

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'This is called...'

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The semi-orgasmatron.

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It's called...

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It's only half developed, so it's called the semi-orgasmatron.

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OK. Relax.

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How's that?

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JOKERS LAUGH

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-Great. Super. How was that, all right?

-Yeah, not too bad.

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Thank you very much, Tony. If you feel like chipping in at all.

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-I'll put a few knots in there.

-Two pounds. Thanks, mate.

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Two pounds is good. Really good.

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So, Marek earns himself two pounds, but will that be enough

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to avoid getting a fail?

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Let's find out as it's now Paul's turn.

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We're doing free massages today.

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Got a shop opening, don't know if you've read about it.

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-Have a quick massage.

-Here he comes. Good man.

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Let's do this.

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Just pop your head forward. That's great.

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Oh, yeah.

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I want you to start laughing

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and saying his funny bone's making you feel ticklish.

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HE LAUGHS

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Your funny bone's making me feel ticklish.

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I've never had that before.

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Really laugh.

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HE LAUGHS

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Get off!

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Oh, has that ever happened before?

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No.

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"Just relaxing the body."

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Just relaxing the body.

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Now start changing your voice so it's really like this.

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IN GENTLE VOICE: OK. Just really relaxing you.

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-Just really relaxing you.

-Just really relaxing you.

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And then do a horrible voice, say, "Not relaxed!"

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Not relaxed!

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-And then back to the relaxing one.

-Really relaxing you.

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Really relaxing you.

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Then, "Not relaxed!"

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Not relaxing you!

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Do you feel good?

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Oh, he's not going to give him anything.

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The anything I'd ask, if you feel like you've benefited from that,

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and you look like you have, anything you feel...

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-Thank you so, so much.

-Well done, Paul.

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£1.70.

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So Paul only manages to get himself

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a tip of £1.70,

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resulting in him coming last

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and getting a fail.

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Meaning that, after the first challenge,

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it's Paul that's in last place.

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Time for Challenge Two and the Jokers will be taking it in turns

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to join in on a stranger's conversation.

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But, whoever holds the shortest conversation loses and gets a fail.

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First up, it's Marek.

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Marek's on the prowl.

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It's a big stone.

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-It's a big stone, isn't it, that one?

-It's a big one.

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Well, my parents had a rockery,

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and they're thinking of getting some stones,

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and they're coming to have a look at different ones around here.

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-You think your parents would like them?

-Pardon?

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-Did your parents...

-I don't know.

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I don't know how they got it there.

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It's quite a big stone to get down there.

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It's a bit like a mini Stonehenge.

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Yeah, I think a machine must have brought it.

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Like a tractor or a crane, or something like that, probably.

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I've spent a lot of time coming down here thinking about how

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they got that stone up there, but I still can't find the solution.

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What do you think, sir? How do you think they got it there?

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-My friend's from Switzerland.

-Is he?

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I wonder if they do that in Switzerland. Oh, great.

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What are you doing now? Are you going to a disco or anything or...

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-No. Just walking.

-OK.

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I think I might go to a disco later.

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-OK. Super.

-Enjoy yourself.

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All right then. Thanks a lot.

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-Thank you.

-Take care.

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I'll look at that stone again.

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So Marek manages to crash

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someone's conversation for 52 seconds,

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meaning that's the time to beat to avoid getting a fail.

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Next up, it's Roisin.

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It's like a wildlife programme,

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'where she's seen her prey. She's about to pounce.'

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-I don't want to be a granny.

-Oh, grannies are great!

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Do you think?

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-Brilliant!

-She just came up with, "I don't want to be a granny?!"

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You should be a grandparent before you're a parent,

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and actually, there's a lot of truth in that.

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She's in there now. In that conversation.

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She's going to be invited for dinner!

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I don't want to have five days...

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No, no, no. I haven't actually got a child,

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but I imagine maybe like, two or three days.

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No, one day's fine!

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One day's fine, yeah. You're right.

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Absolutely. Maybe a Tuesday.

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This is incredible!

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Grandmothers are the best, though. They are.

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I do love grandmothers. They are always...

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This is, like, longer than any conversation

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I've ever had in my life!

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I had third-degree burns once on my face.

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Like, from just being like, not even in hot place.

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Anyway, we'll chug along.

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Overstaying her welcome.

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Well, it was lovely to meet you guys.

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Take care. Bye-bye.

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With Roisin getting a time of 59 seconds,

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she beats Marek's time and get herself a pass.

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But how will the others do?

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Let's find out. And next up, it's Paul.

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Here he is.

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PAUL CHUCKLES

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What a good time.

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-We've got some good shots, haven't we?

-Yeah.

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'Yeah, it's been a good time, hasn't it?'

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Brilliant weekend. I think the highlight, for me, was probably...

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-what was the best bit?

-The best?

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-The best shot, you reckon we got over the weekend.

-The best shot?

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-Of what?

-Well, just the weekend.

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-It's been a great weekend, hasn't it?

-It has been great.

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We had a laugh, didn't we? The other day?

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I can't believe they still think he's normal!

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Ice cream wasn't classic, was it?

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I didn't try the ice cream.

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You, oh, no, that was me, wasn't it?

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The ice cream? Toffee waffle.

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HE LAUGHS

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-Toffee waffle?

-Yeah!

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THEY GIGGLE

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Or rum and raisin. Always a classic.

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Sort of reminds me of my nan, though.

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What are you up to today, then?

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Just probably going to sit and look at the pigeons.

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THEY LAUGH

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Ahhh!

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Despite running out of things to say,

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Paul also scores a time of 59 seconds,

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which is good enough to get himself a pass.

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Finally, it's Joel.

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To avoid getting a fail,

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all he needs to do is beat Marek's time of 52 seconds.

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It looks like the start of a dating advert.

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'Why doesn't he just go and join someone's conversation?'

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He can't just stand there!

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-'Here he goes.'

-I think I met your mum

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from West Cauldron, right?

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-No? She's not from there at all?

-No.

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-But, from Fife?

-Yes.

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-You're down from Fife?

-Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. Me too. Me too.

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But you are talking about how you were from Fife,

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and you guys know from Fife...

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Would you mind? I'm just talking to my...

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Oh, cool, cool. Sorry.

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-BUZZER

-Unlucky, mate!

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Oh, Captain Charming!

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Probably the scariest man I've ever interrupted in my life.

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That was the worst thing I've ever done in my life!

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So Joel chose the wrong person to chat to.

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And with the shortest time of all, of 21 seconds,

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he comes last and gets a fail.

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Meaning he joins Paul in last place with one fail each.

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I've got one of these faces the people want to talk to.

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So the old lady just acted like I was an old friend.

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I hated it. I feel unloved.

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It made me feel like I'm some sort of scary weirdo.

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I thought I was Marek.

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What?! What do you mean?!

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At least he tried. You just, like, stalked round them.

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It's interacting with people you don't know.

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-My mother always told me that conversation is sacred.

-What?!

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I've not even had a proper conversation, I don't think.

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I'm just a lonely man.

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A very lonely, bald man, who looks a bit like an alien.

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Time for challenge three,

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and our Jokers are pretending to be reporters

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asking complete strangers a series of questions.

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But they have been written by the other Jokers,

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and failure to ask the questions will result in a fail.

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And whoever gets the most fails at the end of the show

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faces a humiliating forfeit.

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First up, it's Paul.

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Excuse me, I just want to ask a couple of questions

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for Etiquette magazine.

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If you're asking questions for Etiquette,

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you want to say please, for a start.

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THEY LAUGH How about, "Fuck you, Marek?"

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'How's that for etiquette?'

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Hi, there.

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Can I just ask a couple of questions for Etiquette magazine?

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Would that be OK? Can I just ask,

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which of the world's nations has the best manners, would you say?

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Judging from the children I was with,

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I would say India.

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India? OK, that's interesting.

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I can't stand them, myself.

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Not a big fan myself, but...

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-ROISIN:

-'Next question, in the style of a Victorian gent.

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'All flamboyant.'

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Of all the manners out there,

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of which do you find most annoying, good madams?

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This is great!

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Arrogance.

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Indeed!

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Arrogance, 'tis the most pitiful of manners.

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-'Tis true.

-Yes.

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-ROISIN:

-'Shout, "Cat!"'

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And chase an imaginary cat.

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CAT!

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He's gone!

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-MAREK:

-'Keep running! Keep running, Paul!

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-'Keep chasing it!'

-CAT!

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'Keep running! Keep running!'

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'Go back and say, "Did you see that cat?"'

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Sorry, where were we?

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When is it OK to share urinals?

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Say, "I don't really like you," and move on.

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Is that what you would like us..?

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HE STUTTERS

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Turn around and walk away.

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HE LAUGHS OK, you've been absolutely brilliant. Thank you very much.

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So Paul refuses to complete the final instruction,

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and gets himself a fail.

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Next up, it's Marek.

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Excuse me, sir, I wondered if you have the time

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-to answer a few questions for magazine?

-Yeah.

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-It would just take a few seconds.

-No problem.

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The magazine's called Confrontation.

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OK, so first question,

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would you consider yourself a confrontational person?

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-Yes.

-Yes?

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OK.

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Er...what...

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..what are you looking at?

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THEY GIGGLE

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-PAUL:

-'Don't say anything. Hold it.'

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That's all?

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Sorry, I forgot...erm, great.

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Ask the next question in a Nigerian accent.

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HE ADOPTS NIGERIAN ACCENT What is the average number of weapons

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you carry at any one time, mama?

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Two, but I can also improvise about three or four.

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Three or four? I think that's great.

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Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Perfect.

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That's another pass for Marek.

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Next, it's Roisin.

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I work for a magazine. It's called Suspicion.

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So I've just got a few questions.

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Have you...

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..have you been slagging me off lately?

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No. Why would I slag you off?

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-I don't know you.

-I don't know.

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I've just got a bad feeling about it.

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I just get a bad feeling about it sometimes.

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-Would you consider yourself a paranoid person?

-No.

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-MAREK:

-'Duck! Immediately, duck!'

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'And look up again.'

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And duck again.

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'Next question. Go on.'

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Why do you... SHE GIGGLES

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..why do you keep whispering?

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-You don't know? You don't know.

-No idea.

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And, finally, finally...

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Say it!

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That's it. That's the lot.

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'Thank you very much. Thank you.'

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So Roisin joins Paul with a fail.

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Finally, it's Joel.

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Joel, I need a story for by first thing tomorrow. A big story.

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-'Go and find me that scoop, bitch!

-'What about that woman?'

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Excuse me? Hi, there. I'm a reporter for a magazine.

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I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions?

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-Yeah, you can ask me anything.

-Absolutely, absolutely.

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It's for a magazine, it's a crime magazine called Truest Crime.

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First question is, when did you last visit your uncle in prison?

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What?! I've never had an uncle in prison.

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You've never had an uncle in prison?

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What sort of question is that?!

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Do I look like I have an uncle in prison?!

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Yes. Yes, you definitely do.

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I mean, you know.

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-MAREK:

-'Yes, you do.'

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Sort of...yes, you do.

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You know, you might do.

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That is the weirdest question I've ever been asked.

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You definitely do.

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Now, er...

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..if I...

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Is he going to do it? Is he going to do it?

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SHE LAUGHS What's wrong?

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With Joel refusing to ask his question,

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he gets another fail.

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Which means, going into the final challenge, it's all to play for.

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As Paul and Joel are joint last overall with two fails each.

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The final challenge sees the Jokers in a self-service canteen,

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and they've got to steal as many items of food as they can

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from the other diners' plates.

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But they must do this without speaking.

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Whoever gets the fewest items loses and gets a fail.

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First up, it's Roisin.

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She's scared. You can tell she's scared.

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-PAUL:

-'Oh, the stress on her face!'

0:20:210:20:23

-MAREK:

-'She's putting stuff on her plate!'

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She's just using the buffet!

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Oh, here comes trouble!

0:20:310:20:32

-Oh, God!

-Here comes trouble!

0:20:320:20:34

She's making it worse for herself. Dragging it out.

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Onion rings. One.

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She's not even flinched!

0:20:540:20:56

'It's almost like,'

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"I'm going through a few problems, yeah."

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THEY GASP

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-JOEL:

-'Oh, my God!'

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Why would you not move away?

0:21:040:21:05

THEY LAUGH

0:21:090:21:11

-JOEL:

-'Her wild eyes at that point!'

0:21:120:21:14

-MAREK:

-'She's not even reacting!'

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She didn't like that one!

0:21:180:21:19

She's taking her coat. She's off.

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So Roisin managed to steal three items of food,

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meaning that's the score to beat to avoid getting a fail.

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Marek in his natural habitat!

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Oh, my God!

0:21:400:21:42

-JOEL:

-'I'm so scared!'

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THEY GIGGLE

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He's going to go back in! God!

0:21:540:21:57

-JOEL:

-'Look at the other people! Like, "What the hell?!"'

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THEY LAUGH

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THEY LAUGH

0:22:080:22:11

-JOEL:

-'That's the best thing I've ever seen!'

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That was amazing!

0:22:150:22:16

Marek's no-nonsense approach

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scores him an entire plate of food,

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and in the process, a pass.

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Next up, and currently in joint last place, it's Paul.

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HE WHISTLES

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The most sinister whistler I've ever seen.

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He just needs to look a bit hungrier.

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He's gone tongs. He's taken tongs.

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-He's scanning.

-It's a clever technique.

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-MAREK:

-'It's a reach over!

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-'He's going for the reach over!'

-JOEL GASPS

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-MAREK:

-'Look at the anger!

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'Oh, this is genuinely...'

0:23:000:23:03

-JOEL:

-'Oh, my God! this is so weird!'

0:23:030:23:05

It's like the start of a horror film!

0:23:050:23:08

The buffet's over there, mate. Just there.

0:23:080:23:10

-THEY LAUGH

-He has to take more!

0:23:130:23:16

Excuse me, what do you think you're doing?

0:23:180:23:20

-JOEL:

-He just gave them some!

0:23:250:23:27

Catherine, don't let him!

0:23:280:23:30

They're getting so angry!

0:23:300:23:32

He's got loads!

0:23:360:23:38

-THEY GIGGLE

-He's got loads!

0:23:380:23:41

Can you tell him to go away, please?

0:23:410:23:43

He's not with us. He's not.

0:23:480:23:50

He's just taking our food.

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Excuse me, sir, you are not allowed to take food like this.

0:24:000:24:04

-JOEL:

-'Oh, my God!'

0:24:090:24:11

ROISIN: 'They're so angry!

0:24:110:24:12

-PAUL:

-'They're so angry!'

0:24:120:24:14

Paul manages to steal ten items of food and gets a pass.

0:24:150:24:20

Next up, it's Joel, and to avoid facing this week's punishment,

0:24:200:24:23

he must beat Roisin's score of three.

0:24:230:24:26

I've never seen him this uncomfortable.

0:24:260:24:28

I'm so scared.

0:24:290:24:31

He looks like he's about to cry.

0:24:330:24:34

Man on the edge.

0:24:360:24:38

I'll pretend to be on my phone.

0:24:380:24:40

Oh!

0:24:420:24:45

MAREK: 'Oh, the fake telephone call!

0:24:450:24:47

'Put the phone in your pocket,'

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and start nicking some food!

0:24:490:24:50

MAREK: 'Oh, here we go!'

0:24:520:24:54

-ROISIN:

-'Oh, hello, he's still talking.'

0:24:540:24:56

THEY LAUGH

0:25:030:25:05

What are you doing?

0:25:050:25:06

I'm so sorry. This is not...I apologise.

0:25:060:25:09

MAREK: 'Oh, he's talking!'

0:25:090:25:12

I thought this was the buffet. I really apologise.

0:25:120:25:14

It's a really horrible thing to do.

0:25:140:25:16

So Joel bottles it and ends up speaking.

0:25:180:25:20

His one item of food means he loses

0:25:200:25:23

and gets his third fail of the day, putting him in last place.

0:25:230:25:26

And now, he's got to face up to the consequences.

0:25:260:25:30

So with three losses to his name,

0:25:300:25:32

Joel finds himself heading off for his mystery forfeit,

0:25:320:25:35

which will take place at a dry cleaners.

0:25:350:25:37

-We know what happens to losers, don't we, Joel?

-No.

0:25:370:25:40

They get punished.

0:25:400:25:41

We just want you to go in the dry cleaners.

0:25:410:25:43

Just handing your dry cleaning.

0:25:430:25:45

But, Joel, you haven't got any dry cleaning.

0:25:450:25:48

Apart from everything you're wearing. And we mean, EVERYTHING.

0:25:480:25:51

-What, even his socks?!

-Even his socks!

0:25:510:25:54

And then, Joel, we want you to come out to us again.

0:25:540:25:57

In you go. Quick, they're about to close, Joel, so hurry up!

0:25:570:26:01

Come on, you've got to get those clothes dry cleaned, Joel!

0:26:010:26:03

-Hello, there. How are you?

-I'm good.

0:26:080:26:11

All right. Er...

0:26:110:26:13

-I'm just going to dry clean my...

-Can I have your surname, please?

0:26:130:26:17

My surname is Dommett.

0:26:170:26:18

D-O-M-M-E-T-T.

0:26:180:26:21

Oh, my God!

0:26:210:26:22

-First name?

-First name is Joel. J-O-E-L.

0:26:220:26:25

Poor bloke!

0:26:270:26:28

-We don't do shoes.

-You don't do shoes?

0:26:280:26:30

-No.

-That's fine. Sorry.

0:26:300:26:31

I feel like a pervert.

0:26:310:26:32

I've never seen someone undress so slowly.

0:26:320:26:34

-It's not burlesque!

-ROISIN LAUGHS

0:26:340:26:36

Is it this stuff you're getting cleaned?

0:26:360:26:39

Yeah, and just a few more things.

0:26:390:26:41

Oh, my God!

0:26:410:26:44

Go on, Joel.

0:26:440:26:46

I thought I wanted this.

0:26:470:26:48

But now...I think it's awful.

0:26:480:26:52

It was a good idea on paper. Poor bloke!

0:26:520:26:54

Do you do T-shirts?

0:26:550:26:56

THEY LAUGH

0:26:590:27:02

Yeah, I'm going.

0:27:020:27:03

So Joel was this week's loser, and clearly, the man has no shame.

0:27:120:27:16

You know you're supposed to do that thing

0:27:160:27:18

where you just pull it a few times before you leave?

0:27:180:27:20

I think it was the glass made it look different. That was all.

0:27:200:27:23

-You'll probably get a discount next time.

-How you feel now?

0:27:230:27:26

I'm genuinely shaking so much!

0:27:260:27:28

You've given the nation what they wanted.

0:27:280:27:30

It was impressive! Don't worry about anything down there.

0:27:300:27:33

-You looked incredible.

-It was wonderful.

0:27:330:27:34

Yeah, I'm going to go straight home and draw a picture of it.

0:27:340:27:38

THEY LAUGH

0:27:380:27:40

Next time on Impractical Jokers, there's some rubbish dancing,

0:27:440:27:47

-Joel speaks to some flowers...

-HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:27:470:27:50

..and Marek loses the plot.

0:27:500:27:52

OK, stop looking at me! Get out of my way!

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