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This programme contains some strong language. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden camera show where four | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
friends compete to embarrass each another in everyday situations. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
The jokers are Joel Dommett... | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
What's your man got to do with me? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
-..Roisin Conaty... -Hello? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
-..Paul McCaffrey... -Indeed! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
-..and Marek Larwood. -Get in the boot. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Pushing each other to the limit, | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
They've got to do or say everything the other jokers tell them | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
via a hidden ear piece. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
Tell him he's making your pencil hot. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
You're making my pencil hot! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
But if they refuse, they lose and face a humiliating forfeit. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
It's a ruthless fight to finish where there's no winners, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
just a loser! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
I can't believe it! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
It's time for challenge one and our jokers are in a book shop | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
where they'll be taking turns to get a random customer to repeat | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
whatever word the other three jokers tell them | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
to via the hidden ear piece. If they fail or refuse, they lose. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
First up, it's Paul. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
This is unusual, they all say the same thing. "Marek is a prick." | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
Some people just look really out of place in bookstores. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
What book have you got in your hand? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Great British Losers, another book about Marek. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Unfortunate that you said that, Paul, | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
because the word you have to get repeated is "volumptuous." Be lucky. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
I think he'll be able to do it. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
I tell you what, guys, if you're looking for a book NOT to buy... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
This! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
It just literally says the word volumptuous about 20 times. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
That's all it says, volumptuous. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Oh, my God! This guy... How did he do that? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
All the best. Good luck. Cheers. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
That was like a hit and run. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
That was the best thing I've ever seen. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Paul successfully gets his word repeated | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
and bags himself a pass. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Next up, it's Joel. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
When you're ready, we want you to get the next person you talk to | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
to repeat the word slunger. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
Excuse me, sorry, you haven't by any chance | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
heard of a book called The Slunger, have you, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
by any chance? The Slunger? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
No chance, mate. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
People seem to be talking about it a lot, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
I was just wondering if it's any good. The Slunger? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Never heard of it at all? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
It's supposed to be this really dark crime thriller. The Slunger. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Definitely not? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
You wouldn't read it? You're not a fan of a book called... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
There are a lot of plungers in it but The Slunger. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Definitely not the... | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Yeah, it's close. What's the, um...? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
The Slunger. I'm sure it's great, people seem to say it's amazing. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
It's an incredible book. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Exactly. Exactly. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
The Slunger, The Slunger, that's going to really annoy me. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Is it The Slunger? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Joel Dommett is...The Slunger! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
I just slunged all over that guy! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
So Joel fails to get the customer to say slunger | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
and in the process gets himself a fail. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Next, it's Roisin. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
OK, Roisin, the word you've got to get someone to repeat back to you | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
is fusty. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Is that a word? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
There she is, old Fusty Springfield! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Looks like a book signing's gone wrong! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
There we go, that's the guy. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Hello. Don't suppose you've read this by any chance? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Sorry, I've been reading it and there's a word | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
and I have no idea what it means. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Do you know what the word fusty means? Yeah. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Mouldy? Oh, OK. Thank you very much! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Easy work for Roisin as she joins Paul with a pass. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Finally, it's Marek. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
The word we need you to get this person to repeat is toosh. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Have you read this one? Have you tried reading this one? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
It's really funny. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh, OK. Makes me laugh my toosh off, this one does. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
Where are you from? Italy? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Do you know that expression when something's | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
so funny that you laugh your toosh off? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
You heard that? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
What do you say, what's your equivalent of toosh? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Ahh! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh, this is funny, though. See you later. Ha! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Marek gets himself a result, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
which means, at the end of the first challenge, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
it's Joel who's in last place with the only fail so far. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Marek, have you heard of a book called I Am a Dickhead? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Yeah, it's written by Paul McCaffrey, it's an autobiography. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
Slam! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
It's now time for challenge two. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
The jokers are taking it in turns to be bouncers at this busy | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
nightclub where they've got to do and say everything the others | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
tell them to and if they refuse, they lose. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Remember, whoever gets the most fails faces a humiliating forfeit | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
at the end of the show. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
First up, it's Paul. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
He looks the part! He looks like a really good band manager. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
-Hi, guys. You coming in? How are you doing, OK? -Yes. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
We don't let anyone bring in their own rooves. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
We don't let anyone bring in their own rooves for a start. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
We have perfectly good roof in there, so this'll have to go. OK. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
-Can I have a quick look at the bag? -Yes, be my guest. -Thank you. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Pretend to smell it then faint. Faint! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Stay there, Paul. Stay there. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Stay there. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Look up to them and say, "Just step over me." | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Just step over me, please. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Go in. You're in, you're all right. Just go over me. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Please, no photos. Just stay where you are. OK, guys, OK. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
That's a pass for Paul. Next up, it's Joel. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
All right, lads. How are you? You all right? Have you got any ID? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-Hello, mate. -Yes, we do have ID. -Get it out, that would be great. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
-Move your clipboard and hold it down... -Rub it against your groin. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
Say, "Are you sure you're 18?" | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-Are you sure you're 18? -No, not any more. -Not any more? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Start sniffing him for drugs. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
I think there's something... | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
"Have you got some fun powder on you?" | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Have you got some fun powder on you, Nicholas? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-What's that? -You got some fun powder on you, Nicholas? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Sniff his groin. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
You got some fun powder down here, Nick? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Now look at him straight in the face and say, "I got a man." | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
I got a man. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Say, "I've got a man - what's your man got to do with me?" | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
-What's your man got to do with me? -What? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
I've got a man, what's your man got to do with me? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-What's my man got to do with you? -Say, "Great song." | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Great song, have a good night, mate. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Classic, lovely to meet you, mate. Have a good one. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
Joel also gets himself a pass and now it's Roisin's turn. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
-Hi, guys. Are you on the guest list tonight? -Are we on the guest list? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
-No. -OK, brilliant. -No coats on heads inside. -When you get inside... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
this is fine for outside, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
but you're not allowed your coat on your head in there. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
-No, that's fine. -As for you, sweet cheeks, it's no-pants Tuesday. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
..it's no-pants Tuesday. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
-Any piercings I need to know about? -OK, that's cool, that's perfect. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Any piercings I need to know about? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-Piercings? -Piercings. -No. -And then just let the guys in. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Say, you, you, in. You two, wait here. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
OK, you, you, you can go in. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Sorry, got a few more questions for you, ladies. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-We need more sausage, mate. More sausage. -Do you want to come in? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Yeah, we need more sausage in there. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-More sausage. -More sausage. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Any of you girls packing? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Any of you girls packing? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Not today. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Roisin's refusal gets her her first fail of the day. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
Finally, it's Marek. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
All right, guys, coming in tonight? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Come in and have a drink, come in and have a drink. Come and have a drink. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
When they cross the threshold, start ringing an alarm. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Come and have a drink. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Woo-ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh! Sorry, guys. No, actually... | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
OK, OK, just names. Thanks, guys. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
You lot, straight in. Straight in. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
You lot, straight in, yeah. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
-Thanks. -Yeah, thanks. -Cheers. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-Say, "Are you here to disco or party?" -Hi. Disco? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
-Are you here to disco or party? Which one? -Just both. -Both? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
You can't do both, mate. Yeah, they are separate tonight. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Tonight's disco, so... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Do you want to just disco or party? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Just general party. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Pat the guy down then give him a hug. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
It's freezing outside... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
OK, hang on, just got to check... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Turn around and say, "My turn." | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Right, my turn. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Do it properly. Do it properly! Right in all the cracks. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:41 | |
You must feel the stuff I've got on me. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Right down here, down here. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Right, OK, thanks, mate. Thanks. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Now, to the last one, say, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
"I'm going to show you my ID," | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
and drop your trousers. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
I'm going to show you my ID... | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
-Yeah, just go in, mate. -Ha! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Dropping his trousers proved one step too far for Marek, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
which means at the half way point it's Marek, Roisin and Joel | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
all with one fail each. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
The next challenge sees the jokers working as caricature artists | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
in Brighton, but they'll be drawing | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
and doing everything the other jokers tell them to whilst trying | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
to earn a tip and whoever earns the least amount, fails. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
First up, and currently in joint last place, it's Joel. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Have you guys ever had a caricature done before? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
No? Well, let the excitement commence. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Draw a massive plate of spaghetti. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Say, "This is going to be really saucy." | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
This is going to be... | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
It's going to be really saucy, guys. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
As you're drawing it, just keep mouthing under your breath, "Hot sauce!" | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
"Papa got hot sauce on the picture!" | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-Papa got hot sauce! -"Me finger's getting sticky with hot sauce!" | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
God! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
CRACKING UP: My finger... | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
My finger's getting sticky with the hot sauce. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
Hot sauce! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
All right, so I was going to write something above this but I can't... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
"I love meat!" | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
Even though it's free, I do ask for tips. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
At the moment all I've got is a couple of clips, | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
so I'd love something in there. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
I think you're really going to love this. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
What do you thing, guys? This is the hot sauce. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
Smallest amounts to the biggest gift. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
-And they're tipping him? Unbelievable! -No way! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:55 | |
You are absolutely incredible. You're incredible. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
Unbelievable! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
One pound! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Joel manages to bag himself a tip of one pound, meaning that's | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
the amount to beat to avoid getting a fail. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
-OK, cool, my name's Paul. What's your name? -Rich. Sit down. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
OK, Paul, we want you to draw a massive horse | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
with a hugely engorged penis. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Say, "Please keep looking sexy." | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Please keep looking sexy! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Straight face, serious. No smiles. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Seriously. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
-More. -More. -More. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
-Less. -Slightly less. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Tell him he's making your pencil hot. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
You're making my pencil hot, Rick! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-It's swelling up in my hand! -It's swelling up in my hand. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
I think you're going to like this, Rick. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Rick, how do you feel? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
It's all right, is it? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
I feel like you'd like to give me a tip. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
I was very generous with the penis there. Let's not forget that. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
Oh, thank you so much. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
No problem. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
-What did he get? -£2! -What? Oh, my God. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:18 | |
Unbelievable. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Paul gets himself a tip of £2, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
meaning he is in the clear gets a pass. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Caroline, what a beautiful name. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
-Have you had a caricature done before? -No. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
You haven't had it done before. OK. Right. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
Say out loud to yourself, "Do not focus on the breasts." | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
One minute away. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Er... | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Do not focus on the breasts, do not focus on the breasts. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Look at her and say, "You're so beautiful." | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
You're so beautiful. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-Draw a big picture of yourself, Marek. -OK. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Get about seven pens in your hand, Marek, | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
and then just keep changing from one to the other, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
going, "Pink, blue, green, OK." | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Let's go. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Pink, blue, OK. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
OK. Not these ones. Not these. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Now rip the one you've done off and start again. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
This is shit. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
That's shit! Right. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
OK, stop looking at me. Get out of my way. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Everyone, get out of my way. Not you. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
You, stay where you are. Get out of my way, all of you. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
Tell them you've been doing this for ten years. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
-I've been doing this for ten years. -And then laugh for ages. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Put your arms out wide and look up into the sky. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
Look up into the sky and laugh. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY | 0:16:02 | 0:16:08 | |
Look at me with all my pens! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Ready, Caroline? What do you think? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
If you want, you can put a tip in the jar. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Zero chance. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
I've got no tip but enjoy the rest of your day. Thank you very much. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
So, Marek fails to get a tip and, in the process, gets a fail. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Can I ask you first, have you ever had your caricature done before? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
No, never. Brilliant. You're going to enjoy this. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Say, "My favourite Spanish artist is Picasso." | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
My favourite Spanish artist is Picasso. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
"His famous quote is this..." | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
He had a favourite quote and that was... | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
And make something up now, in Spanish. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
That was... | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
"Chorizo, chorizo, chorizo." | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
-Mucho chorizo. -"Chorizo. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
"Chorizo. Chorizo." | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Get really angry, start crying, saying, "I can't believe it. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
"This is all I've ever wanted to do in my life and I've messed up again." | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
I just want to do it well, you know? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
I just come out here to draw. I've just messed it up again. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
I'm only giving it away free. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
"I just want to make Picasso proud." | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
All my pens don't work and I just want to make Picasso proud. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
Chorizo. Chorizo. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Just draw a massive chorizo, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
with a massive arrow pointing towards it that says chorizo on it. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
I think we're done. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
It's free, but if you could give a tip, that would be great. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Can I get a tip? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
-No tip? -"This is my life." | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
So no tip means another fail for Roisin | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
and she joins Marek in getting her second fail of the day, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
which takes them a step closer to facing the forfeit | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
at the end of the show. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
But who will it be? Let's find out as we head into the final challenge. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
The jokers find themselves on London's South Bank | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
where their challenge is simple, to get a stranger to dance | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
with them but they must do this without speaking. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Failure to do so means a fail. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
It's all to play for and first up, it's Paul. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Any moment, he looks like he's about to walk into a pub. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
"Where's the pub gone?" | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-Right, let's start. Ready? Warmed up? -Yeah. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
We don't have any injuries. We ain't got any time for them, mate. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
Don't worry, there'll be no injuries. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Let's see the McCaffrey magic. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Put your fingers on your lips and then just wiggle your bum. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
Fingers on lips and wiggle your bum. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
His nuts are so close to their knees. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
-Fail, that's a fail. -You failed, Paul. Unlucky, mate. -You failed. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
Right, I've got a new technique, a new technique. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
You're like a street seller. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
That's so West End. So West End. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
"Come and buy my fruit, ladies. Come and buy my fruit." | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
I think that's a fail. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
So Paul gets his first fail of the day. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Next up with more silent dancing, it's Joel. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
Bring out your big guns. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
By that, I mean your moves, not your balls. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Funnily enough, I do call them my big guns. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Show us what you're made of, Princess. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
-That's it. -Oh, my God. He's gone straight for house party circa 1995. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:08 | |
The Fresh Prince of bad hair. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
There you are, they're having none of it. It's like he's Casper. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
That woman isn't even looking at him. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
She's actually pretending to be a photography student | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
rather than dance with him. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Oh! And break dance pose. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
And down! Half windmill. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
-Oh, my God. That's amazing. -Look at that! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
And then try and turn round and face them with that pose. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
Don't break your neck. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
Turn round, Joel. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Why won't anyone dance with me? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
No-one wants to dance with the good-looking boy. Oh! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-I would have danced with you, Joel. -Thanks, Roisin. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
For the record, Joel, I wouldn't. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-Focus on their thrusts, Joel. -No, don't focus... | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
-More pelvic. -"Pelvicise" it. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Try and get him up. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
-Just the thrusts, just the thrusts. -That's a fail. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
Just the thrusts. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:10 | |
That's what we call a fail. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
That's a full fail. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Joel's failure to get a dance gets him his second fail, | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
putting him joint last alongside Marek and Roisin | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
and it's Roisin who's up next. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
To guarantee she avoids this week's forfeit, | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Roisin must get someone to dance with her. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
I'm really excited. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
You look a bit like someone's aunt who's trying to find | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
their wedding reception. But in a good way. Uh-oh... | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Really... | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
It's all well and good when you are up there on that balcony, isn't it? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Wait till I throw you off it. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
-It's a very good chance for you to meet people. -Look at these two here. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
-Ah, the running man is out. -Didn't see that coming. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Oh! | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
Robot! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
It's semi-human, what you are doing. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
You're semi-human. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Think you scared the life out of them. No sale. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
-This is quite stressful. -Unlucky, Roisin. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Man with red trousers. Don't let him walk past you. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
Yes, it's half dancing, half air traffic control at the moment. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
You can't get anyone to dance, see if you can land a plane. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Roisin also fails to get a dance | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
and in the process gets her third fail of the day. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
It's now all down to Marek. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
If he gets a dance, Roisin will be crowned this week's loser. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
-Do it. -Do it. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
That's the creepiest thing I've ever seen. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
It's like being at the world's loneliest disco. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
In he goes. She's quite attractive, Marek. Don't be scared by this. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
Easy does it. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
-He looks so predatory. -Oh, God. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Yeah, I wouldn't put my hands on my hips, if I were you. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
That's a bad look. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Here he goes. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
-You look like you're having a fit. -Totally blanking him. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Eye contact. Oh, she likes him. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Do some different moves. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
He's doing the robot. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Oh, he's in. Incredible. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
-That's amazing. -That was great. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-This is unbelievable. -That's beautiful. -You spunk! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
-He's such a player. -I can't believe this. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
Marek successfully gets a dance and in the process, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
that all-important pass, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
meaning that with three fails to her name, this week's loser is Roisin. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:11 | |
And now she's got to pay up. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
For this week's punishment, Roisin will be giving a motivational | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
speech to this room of strangers but she has no idea what her speech | 0:24:17 | 0:24:21 | |
will include, much to the delight of the other jokers. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Roisin, you are officially the loser. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
You love to motivate us to do absolutely stupid things. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
I mean, you motivate me every day of the week. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
And this office needs a shake up. You are the woman for the job. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
-The jacket of ultimate dreams here. -That's lovely. Put it on. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
We've given you a few slides and some stuff you can talk to them about. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
Eye of the tiger. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
Believe in yourself first and then others can believe in you too. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:54 | |
-I really hate you. -OK, good luck. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Go, go, go. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
That's the kind of motivation we need. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Hello. Thank you very much for coming along. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
My name is Roisin Conaty. Welcome to today, this morning's speech. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
So, we're going to be doing a presentation I made for you | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
and it's called Looking Forward To Forward Thinking. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
She's scared. You can tell. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
The first thing I'm going to talk to you about is motivationalism. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:21 | |
Sometimes, it's hard to be motivated when you seem to keep on losing. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:26 | |
I used to... | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
be extremely shy, be constantly embarrassed by my friends... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
..and be baffled by bing bongs. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
I used to enjoy myself at inappropriate times. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
And be uninspired to make a difference. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
But now... | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
..every day I get out of bed and say, "You are the best," | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
no matter who I'm in bed with. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Through these easy steps, you should be able to do the same. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
The Pissbox is what we call... where you put your bad thoughts. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:19 | |
If you thought is not helping, not motivational, | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
you'd say get rid of it and put it in the Pissbox. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Demonstration. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
OK, so you have a thought. That's not a helpful thought. Pissbox. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:34 | |
It's good to know your weaknesses, so you can turn them into strengths. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
John the Baptits. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
My weaknesses - I'm hypercompetitive, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:48 | |
I've got horrendous morning breath sorry about that | 0:26:48 | 0:26:54 | |
frequently topless without reason... | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
..and Greg. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Greggs. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
Coming up to our final thoughts now, guys. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
Remember, if all else fails - | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
If all else fails... | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
..just fuck them in the dick. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
Thank you very much for coming, guys. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
That's all from Practical Jokers this week. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
-Next time, the jokers give CPR lessons... -Come on. Pump it... | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
..and Roisin makes a confession. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
A wipe from the back to the front, that's just common sense. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
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