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This programme contains some strong language. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:07 | |
This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden camera show | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
where four friends compete to embarrass each other in everyday situations. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
-The jokers are Joel Dommett... -What's your nan got to do with me? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-..Roisin Conaty... -Hello? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
-..Paul McCaffrey... -Indeed! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
-..and Marek Larwood. -Getting the boot. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Pushing each other to the limit, they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:42 | |
-No! -They've got to do or say everything the other jokers tell them via a hidden earpiece. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
-Tell him he's making your pencil hot. -You're making my pencil hot, Rick. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
But if they refuse, they lose and they face a humiliating forfeit. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
It's a ruthless fight to the finish where there are no winners, just a loser. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
-Oh! -No! -Can't believe it! | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
It's time for Challenge One, and the Jokers are at a garden centre | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
where they are posing as members of staff. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
They have to do everything the others tell them via the hidden earpiece. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
If they refuse, they lose. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
First up, it's Paul. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-'Worzel Gummidge meets Ray Winstone!' -'Could you make it look any worse?!' -'Oh, my God!' | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
-You look like proper old-school jester. -Right, the hat's coming off. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
The hat is coming off. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
-'Danny Dyer does garden centre.' -Shut up. -'Here we go.' | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
Go straight into this bloke, here. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Hello, mate. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
'Just say "boring".' | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-Boring, isn't it? -LAUGHTER | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
Bored out of my mind. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-Looking for anything special? -No. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Put your hand on him, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
'and you've got to maintain physical contact for the whole thing.' | 0:01:50 | 0:01:55 | |
-'Do it, Paul.' -Anything else going on, today? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
-Oh, the tennis? Murray? -Yeah. -What do you reckon the chances are? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
-I think he might actually win. -Murray! You think he might win? Big time. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Tell him Alan TITMARSH offered you tickets. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Alan TITMARSH actually offers me tickets cos he comes in here all the time. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
'He fertilised the plans with his own muck, so you turned him down.' | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
He, well, he fertilises our branch with his own muck, so I turned him down. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
-He's an odd character, Titchmarsh. -'You've seen him do it live.' | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
I've seen him do it live. Don't know what he eats, Titchmarsh. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
He'd put leaves on anything, I tell you. Strong, strong muck. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
I tell you what, have you seen these Sweet Williams? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
'Say, "It's great to say things with flowers, | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
"but this one says 'fuck off'." | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Have a good day, yeah? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
So, Paul refuses to complete his final instruction, | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
and gets himself a fail. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Next up, it's Roisin. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Hiya. Can I help you with anything? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Ask if he ever speaks to his plants to help them grow. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
-Do you ever speak to your plants to make them grow? -No. -It really helps. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
-'Try this one.' -Try this one. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
"Grow, go on, grow!" Shout it. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Grow! Grow! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
-I'm talking to you! -I'm talking to you! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Look at me when I'm talking to you! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
This one is angering me, it's got an attitude. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Just shout at it, "grow, you bastard!" | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
Grow, you bastards, grow! You embarrass me. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
-Hello. -Are you working here? -Yes, I am. -Can I give you these flowerpots? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
I just want them to be reused, because I think it's a really bad thing that... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
Say, "I'll take them now." | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
I'll take them now. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Now immediately throw them over your shoulder. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
-Thank you. -'Say, "Sorry, I need to have a drink now." | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
-Sorry, I need to get some booze in me now. -'Bye.' -Thank you very much, though. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
-'Oh, no! -She's picking them up! -Oh, my God! -Terrible!' | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Roisin Successfully completes her challenge | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
and gets herself a pass, putting pressure on the others | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
when it's their turn. Next up, it's Marek. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Can I interest you in any of these plans, Sir? Do you need to know anything? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Say, "This one is my wife, Lisa." | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-No, just looking. -This one's my wife, Lisa. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Look at his face! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Gone. He's gone. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Can I help you with anything today, at all? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-I'm looking for Airplants. -Airplants. -Yes. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
It's just down here, between the future and the past. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
It's just down here somewhere, between the future and the past. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
Give them a leaf from a plant, and say "this is a free sample." | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
OK, well, try this, this is a free sample we're giving out. Here. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
And then whisper, "don't tell my wife." | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
(Don't tell my wife about that.) | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
-Serious about that. -Yeah, sure. -Erm... | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
How to look like a dick in 3.4 seconds. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
-Actually do look like someone who would work in a garden centre. -100%. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
You really fit in. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-What are you looking for today? -I wonder if you have any Brunnera? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Ah, I think... | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Brunnera. OK. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
-Do you think you might have some? -Erm... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Unfortunately, I think, erm... | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
-Well, you're looking at one, lovely! -HE LAUGHS | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
Marek, start to undo your zipper and then say, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
'"would you like to take advantage of my personal watering service?"' | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
-Would you, erm...? -'Start to undo your fly.' -Would you...? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
-Oh, it's gone, it's gone. Thank you. -THEY GROAN | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
So, Marek refuses and joins Paul with a fail. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
Finally, it's Joel. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
Hey, guys, how are you? Good to see you. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Can I help you with anything at all? Just having a quick wander around? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Say, "Oh, my God! I want to help you so much it hurts." | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Guys, I really want to help you so much it hurts. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
Ask him if he'd consider adopting you. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Have you ever considered maybe adopting me? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Point to something, and then say | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
"this plant actually help me learn Japanese." | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
This... I mean, this plant over here, for instance... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-'Do it!' -This is a great one, it's actually helped me learn some Japanese. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
It's a Japanese plant. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Touch it, touch it and show them what happens. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
HE IMITATES JAPANESE | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
So Joel bags himself a pass, meaning at the end of the first challenge | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
it's Marek and Paul who are in | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
last place with one fail each. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Time for Challenge Two. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
The Jokers will be giving CPR demonstrations to complete strangers, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
but they must do and say everything they are told to by the other Jokers. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:55 | |
If they refuse, they lose, and remember - | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
whoever gets the most fails overall faces a humiliating forfeit at the end of the show. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:02 | |
First up, it's Paul. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Fantastic. Thanks very much for coming today. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
We're going to be learning a little bit about CPR. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Has anyone actually done any CPR, before we get started, at any level? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
I did a little. It was like a baby course. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
No-one likes a show off. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
-That was a long time ago. Don't ask me do I remember... -No-one likes a show off. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Well done. OK, are you ready? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
-Yeah. -Mmm-hmm. -Yeah? OK. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Forgotten this bit. Hang on a second. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
There... I've forgotten this bit. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
I can't fail this again. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
I can't go back to prison. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I can't go back to prison. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Focus. Come on, Paul. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
I need to revive my goddamn self at the moment. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
I need to revive my goddamn self at the moment. I need this. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
OK, come on, let's go. OK. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
-Check for vital organs. -'You could be looking at a gold mine on the black market.' | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
You could be looking at a gold mine on the black market with this, guys. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
Anyway, let's get pumping. OK. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
-Let's pump the shit out of this bitch. -Let's pump the shit out of this bitch. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Shout with me, guys, come on! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
I'm almost touching cloth. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
I'm almost touching cloth. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
OK. Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
If they are not reacting to anything else, | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
and this is only DEFCON 1, guys, OK? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
There is a way to shock them back into life. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Start to undo your trousers. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Erm... | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
JOKERS GIGGLE 'You can do this. Come on.' | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-No, actually, that's it, guys. -Was that it? -That was it, yeah. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
Paul's failure to undo his trousers gets him his second fail of the day. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Next up, it's Joel. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
First of all, there's a lot of things you have to do | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
before you start the actual procedures. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Firstly just check if it's a boy or a girl. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
First one being, check if it's a boy or a girl. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
And obviously, if it's a minger, probably kinder to just let them die. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
Guys, if it's a minger, probably best to leave it to die, you know what I'm saying? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
You tend to sort of go like that, right? And then, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
you'll sort of do it as long as you feel... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
You'll push out at least 15 farts out of this bastard. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
-It may sound very immature... -'But you will push farts out.' | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
But you will... You will definitely push farts out. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
One more thing that's worth bearing in mind, quite often when they've died, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
they will still be stiff. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Think it's only fair to give them a happy ending. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
So... | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Bearing in mind that they've just died, so it's only fair that you, erm... | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-that you, er... -'Give them a happy ending, Joel.' | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Just make sure that you give them a really peaceful ending. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
You bottler! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Joel's refusal to carry out his instruction | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
results in his first fail of the day. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Now it's Roisin. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
OK, so what we're going to do, if you come over, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
so you can see that he's lying there, he's obviously in trouble. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
'First of all, check for a bellybutton.' | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
So, when you see they are in trouble like this, check for a belly button. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Bingo. What's the next check? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Wallet. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
Wallet. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
But, you know, if it's got 20 quid, no-one's going to know. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
We call that CPR tax, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
in the biz! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-Let's see what's next. -'Nip nips.' -The nip nips. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Bingo, bingo. We've got a hottie. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Bingo, bingo. We've got a hottie. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Let's go for this. He actually is quite hot. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
What I find really, really useful... You OK? What I find really useful. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
-Pay attention, please, Hitesh. -Please pay attention, Hitesh. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Is to do... Are you paying attention or what? Is to do some chanting. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
THEY SNIGGER | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
-SHE CHANTS -# Hum-ba-hey-yo Hum-ba-hey-yo | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
# Open your eyes! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
# Hum-ba-hey-yo Hum-ba-hey-yo | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
# Hum-ba-hey-yo Hum-ba-hey-yo | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
# Open your eyes! # | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
It's not working. It doesn't always work. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
CPR is not to be confused... | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
-'..with CBT.' -With CBT. Does anyone know what that is? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
It's cock and ball torture. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Erm... I can't really remember any more of it, to be honest. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Roisin bails out at the last minute and gets a fail. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
Last up, it's Marek. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Thank you for coming here. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
The first thing you want to do in this situation is just... | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Check whether they are a dribbler. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Let's first of all check whether they are a dribbler. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
I've been involved with too many to go in cold again, | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
so just check around the mouth first of all. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
'You can always put a bit of lipstick on the doll to make it more attractive.' | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
I find... | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
To add a bit of incentive, | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
you can always add a little bit of lipstick to the doll. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
-It's actually quite serious, mate, so... -OK. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
If he's had a seizure... | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Sniff around the mouth to determine what they've eaten. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
To determine what they've eaten, you just need to... | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Garlic bread. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
Is that ball bag? Can you smell ball bag? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
-Erm... -'What can you smell, Marek?' -Is that ball bag? Can you...? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:22 | |
'Start licking round the mouth.' | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
'Yeah, that's ball bag.' | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Yeah, that is ball bag. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
Pick him up and say, "he looks a lot like a guy | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
"who bullied me at school", and start punching him in the face. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
I mean, this guy looks a bit like a guy who bullied me at school, so, erm... | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
So that's why I'm a bit weird doing this meeting, to be honest. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
He looks... It's exactly the same. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
Punch him in the face. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Punch in the face. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
OK. It's exactly the same as... You know... | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
That's for...! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
Right, well. That's it. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Marek succeeds in making it to the end of his demonstration | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
and gets his first pass of the day. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
At the halfway mark, and after two challenges, | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
it's Paul who is currently | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
in last place with two fails. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Challenge number three, and the Jokers are in Glasgow. Their task? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
To get complete strangers to take as many photos of them as possible. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
The Joker with the lowest number of photos loses, and gets a fail. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
First up, it's Paul. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
I was just wanting to get someone to take a couple of photos of me. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
-No chance. -Please say no. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
-Yeah. -Lovely, thank you very much. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
-Have you done photography before? -I'm doing it at college. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
You're doing it at college? Brilliant! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-So jammy! -Unbelievable. -Legs permanently apart. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
- He's just akimbo constantly. - That is a sign of a man with piles. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-How's that? What about one with the Olympics? -THEY LAUGH | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -'Every pose he's more like an 18th-century chimney sweep.' | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
That one goes quite nicely with the Greggs. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
There's a bus coming up, we got to get this! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
-Get that, definitely! Quick! What's he doing? -What's happening? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
You can come on here, man! This is a pedestrianisation. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
Get another picture, quick! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Quick! Get another picture! Another one, quick! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
She checked her clock. She's getting bored now. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
This is great, we're getting some really good stuff, here. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
And just quickly, the last one. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
The lion's head through the bushes, that is a great shot. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:30 | |
Oh, thank you very much. God bless you. Thank you, take care. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:35 | |
- Oh, and a kiss as well. - Oh, look at him! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
So, Paul manages to get eight photos taken, | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
meaning they need to beat it to avoid getting a fail. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Marek is up next. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
I think the problem Marek might come up against is | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
he looks like he's recently been named and shamed. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
-Excuse me. Would you be able to take a photo of me? -Yeah. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
I'm only here for one day... | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
A few different ones. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Try and make me look cool. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
He won't get loads with this game. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
Keep pressing it. Get as many as possible. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
I want to make myself one of those animation films. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
It's a good pose. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
CAMERA WHIRS | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
I'll do one like I'm about to take off into the sky. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Loads of them like I'm flying... | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
like I'm flying back home from Glasgow. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Can you get one? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Can you come in the photo with me? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
-In the photo. -With you? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Look, I've got a friend. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
"Look, I've got friends" ! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Hands up! Having a good time! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
That's amazing! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Thumbs up! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Then I get cross with you. No! | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
Then you run away. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
No! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
No! Get lost! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Let me have a quick look. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Can I have one of you like we're mates? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
That's good, isn't it? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
That's great. Thanks, mate! | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
CAMERA WHIRS | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Marek scores a total of 12 photos, | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
meaning he's beaten Paul and gets himself a pass. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Now it's Roisin's turn. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Excuse me, would you mind taking a photo of me? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
My boyfriend's going away for a long time. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
ALL: Ah! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
I'm not going to see him for three years. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
I want him to see all of my moods. Happy... | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Angry... | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Do you want to come in with the photo - be angry with me? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
I want to make him jealous, as well. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Come in, on you go. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Let's all do "angry". | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Who are all these people?! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Let's do "sexy". | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
Take two of each! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
That's brilliant. Excellent. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Go on mate - run off with the camera. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Look at me like you love me. Take as many as you can of us. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
She's trying to get off with everyone she talks to. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Thank you - just a couple more, just here. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
CAMERA WHIRS | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
A bit lower. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
Good one. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Can I have a quick look? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
She's losing, she's panicking. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Take them in succession - catch all my walking. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Just keep taking them. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
"Keep taking them"! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
CAMERA WHIRS | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
That's 40 photos to Roisin, meaning she's in the clear, | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
and gets a pass. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Finally, it's Joel. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
To avoid getting a fail, | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
he must better Paul's total of eight photos. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
'This guy.' | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Excuse me, sir. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
I was wondering if you could take a few pictures of me | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
whilst I'm in this beautiful place. Is that all right? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
No problem. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
-Sorry, are you in a rush? -No, not at all. -Excellent. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
-Aw! Not in a rush! -No! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Top right. Get the statue in - that would be great. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
'He's done this before. He's even doing the light!' | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
'Looks "thorough", if I'd to sum him up in one word.' | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
This man's amazing. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
This bloke's a camera thief! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
'Oh, that would be so funny!' | 0:17:46 | 0:17:51 | |
-He doesn't know how to work the zoom. -God love him. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
'Just press "zoom out".' | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
'I'd love him to run off with the camera.' | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Surely you can't see Joel from that distance! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Have a look, see what you think. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
He's just stumbled on the most generous man in the world! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
There was one that I needed. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
The wanted photos of me doing a full lap of this statue. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Is that all right? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
'Go!' | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Just take as many photos as you can. this is perfect! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:19 | |
I can't believe he's fallen for this! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Just get one the other way, then we'll finish this off. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
-Let's do one more this way. -'It's unprecedented.' | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
-We have two each way. -'Look at him!' | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
This is perfect! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
They will love this! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
Oh, you're so good! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Give me a hug, sir - you've been amazing. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Thanks so much for your help - have a lovely day! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
So Joel only manages to get six photos taken, | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
meaning he comes last and gets another fail. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Which means, going into the Final Challenge, | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
it's all to play for, | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
as both Paul and Joel have two fails each. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
But who will lose overall and face this week's forfeit? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
Let's find out, as we head into the Final Challenge. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
The Jokers are in London and posing as sports reporters, | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
interviewing members of the public. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
They don't know what they'll interview them about, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
as they have to do and say everything the other Jokers tell them to. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
If they refuse, they lose. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
First up, and currently in joint-last place, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
it's Joel. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Excuse me. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
for a media website we're setting up? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
It's about sport. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
-Are you a sporty person? -No. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
You're pretty fit, though, right? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
-You're pretty fit though, right? -Oh, yeah. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
If you were to go and watch | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
any football team at all... | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Tottenham. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Tottenham's your team, yeah? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
Now shout, "Tottenham!" | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
He's from round that area. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
"Tottenham!" Yeah? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Like, "Tottenham!" | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Shout it. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
-SHOUTING: -"Tottenham!" | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
"Tottenham!" | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
I know their song. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
I know their song. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
Make it up. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
There's this... | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
I can't even remember, I went there last week. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
"Balls, balls..." | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
It was like, "Tottenham! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
"balls, balls..." | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
"Tottenham! Balls, balls, balls." | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
You talk about balls a lot. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
I do talk about balls a lot. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
"Balls, balls, balls!" | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
Louder and louder. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
-SHOUTING: -"Balls! Tottenham, balls! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
"Ba-a-a-alls. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
"Balls!" | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
"Balls! Balls!" | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-Are we done? -I think I'm done. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
So Joel bags himself that all-important pass, | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
but will it be enough to avoid facing the forfeit? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Next up, it's Roisin. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Is it possible I can ask you a few questions about sport... | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
-for a new website based on sport? -OK. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Wonderful. How would you get kids into sport? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
I guess, offer more sports at school. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
'Sing it back to her.' | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
# I didn't really get into sport when I was little. # | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
I'll just clarify. You said... | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
# I didn't really get into sport when I was little. # | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. OK, brilliant. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
What is your favourite sport? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
-I like dancing. -'Sing it back.' | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
You like dancing? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
OK. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
In the style of a rap star. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
-AMERICAN ACCENT: -You like dancing? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
And prancing and moving around? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
Ask why. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Can I just ask you why? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
I guess I don't play any competitive sports myself. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
'Why?' | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
-Why? -I don't really know. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Why? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
-Why? -I don't know. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Now start asking questions in the style of an American preacher. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
-AMERICAN ACCENT: -You're at a football game... | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
and everybody's watching. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
"All the people watching the game now!" | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
All the people watching, and they're cheering! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
"And they're screaming their souls dry!" | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
And they're screaming, "Please let them win! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
"PLEASE LET THEM WIN! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
"I can't take another loss!" | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Would you be happy? Would you watch it? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
You'd watch that...? | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
That's another pass for Roisin. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Next, it's Marek. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Hello, sir. Can you answer some questions for a new sports website? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Thanks, mate. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
"I'm from a cricket website called LBW - Leg Before Willy." | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
It's a cricket website - Leg Before Willy. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
-Do you know anything about cricket? -Not much. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
You are cricket-crazy, say. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
I'm cricket-crazy! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Ask him a question and never get to the actual question. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Really long-winded. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Sorry... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
When you first go to... | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
the place... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
after you've... when you've finished, | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
when you see them start... | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
after that bit, when... | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
'Keep going.' | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
..During the early stages. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Stop - and just stare at him, straight in the face. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
You've lost me. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
I think he's lost me now. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Hold it! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Thanks a lot. See you later. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
"Cricket-crazy"! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
Cricket-crazy. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
That's a pass for Marek. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Where's John gone? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Finally, it's Paul. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
If he's to avoid facing this week's forfeit, | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
he's got to get himself a pass. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Hello, mate. I'm doing a couple of questions for a sport website. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
-Are you up for answering...? -Yeah! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Could you just stand up - is that OK? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
"Actually, sit down - sorry." | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Sit down, sorry. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
"Stand up." | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
No, actually, stand up. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Let me get this right. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
"You sit down." | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Let me just... | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
OK. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-Dave, are you a sports fan? -Uh... yeah. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
OK. Who's your team? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
Erm... Arsenal... down here, and Halifax, up in Yorkshire. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:53 | |
Reveal the horror of your own life. Your wife's left you. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
I love Arsenal, as well. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
Sorry about this, man. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
I'm having a hard time at the moment. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
My wife's just left me... | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
and everything reminds me... | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
OK, so, Halifax - | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
-do you go and watch Halifax a lot? -Not now. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
"She's taken the kids." | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
She took the kids. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
It's not funny. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
"They were fat pricks, but..." | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
I mean, they were fat pricks... | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Oh, were they? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Dave, let's talk football. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
What d'you think of Spain? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
Er... the best team. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
"That's where my wife is now, that bitch." | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
That's where my wife is now, the fucking bitch. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
England are crap. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Shout "I'm a shell of a man." | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Silly cow - I'm a fucking shell of a man, Dave. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Just start shouting it. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
I'm a SHELL of a man! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
Give him the microphone and walk off. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Just take that a minute, Dave. I'm a fucking shell of a man. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
Just walk off. Keep walking. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Don't take my job, it's all I've got. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
It's the only thing I've bloody got left. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
"Do me a favour and shut your fucking mouth." | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Dave, do me a favour. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
-HE LAUGHS -OK, it's been a fantastic afternoon, Dave. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
God bless you, thank you very much. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Dave! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
So Paul bottles it and gets his third fail of the day... | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
meaning he finishes in last place, | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
making him this week's loser. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
And now he has to face the consequences. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
With three fails to his name, it's time for Paul's mystery forfeit, | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
which will take place in this busy bookshop | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
and in front of an audience. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Hello, Paul McCaffrey. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Get off! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:39 | |
-You seem stressed. -I AM stressed. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Well, you should be. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
You have to go and read a passage of your latest novel. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
ROISIN: The one you've written? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
There's a lot of people downstairs waiting for you | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
to do an extract from your new book. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
This is the book you'll read from. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
I know you've spent a lot of time working on it. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
It's Pablo & Pascal Go To Mykonos. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
By Paul McCaffrey - a gay whodunnit. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Don't open it now. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
You have to read it when you get in front of the people. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
This is out of order. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Yeah, it is. See you later, mate. Bye! | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Unfortunately for Paul, the Jokers forgot to tell him | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
that the pages in his book are all blank. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
Please join me in welcoming Paul McCaffrey. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Confidence finally gone! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Hello, thank you very much. It's very kind of you to listen. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
I'll just be reading a short | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
passage from my new novel. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
It's nothing but blank pages to be found there, Paul. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
Pablo came out from the pool. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
His body was glistening in the sunlight. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Pascal was sat... | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
on his... | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
sorry, that's the wrong chapter. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
OK. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
No, that is the right chapter. Sorry! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
It was a hot day. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
The atmosphere was one of... | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
horror. Shock. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
With an undercurrent of joy. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Dinner that night was fraught | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
with... confusion... | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
complications... | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
and a lovely chicken dinner. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
Plump... | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
and cooked just-so. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
They possibly hadn't done enough potatoes, | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
but this was something they were not going to let get in the way of a lovely meal. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
That's the end of chapter three, guys. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
I'd like to throw it out to the floor - | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
if anyone has questions about the book, feel free to ask. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
No questions! No interest whatsoever! | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
No? OK, well, | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
all it remains for me to say is thank you very much for listening, | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
and enjoy the rest of your evening. Thanks very much. Cheers. Bye-bye. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
-HE WHISPERS: -That was a horror. That was horrendous. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
I'll tell you what - next week, I'll get you back. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:09 | |
That was out of order - one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever had to do. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
Mark my words - I'll get you back. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
Next week. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:16 | |
That's all for this week. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
Coming soon, Paul is out of control... | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
and Marek takes up photography. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:27 | |
This is some of the best stuff I've ever done. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 |