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This programme contains some strong language. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:09 | |
This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden camera show where | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
four friends compete to embarrass each other in everyday situations. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-The four jokers are: Joel Dommett... -Balls, balls, balls! -Roisin Conaty... -The nip-nips. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
-Paul McCaffrey... -Yeah! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
-and Marek Larwood... -Look at me and my weapons! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Pushing each other to the limit, they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
They've got to do and say everything the other Jokers tell them | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
via a hidden earpiece but if they refuse, | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
they lose and face a humiliating forfeit. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
It's a ruthless fight to the finish where there are no winners, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
just a loser. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Time for challenge one, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
and the Jokers are at the seaside, posing as guides | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
welcoming visitors to wet and windy Brighton. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
They must do and say everything the other Jokers tell them via the hidden earpiece. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:12 | |
If they refuse, they lose. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
First up, it's Marek. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Hello. Look at that face! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-Smile! -I'm not wearing any pants under this. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Hello, ladies. Welcome to Brighton. Are you enjoying yourselves today? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Anything you want to know about Brighton I can help you with? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
-Rub your nipples, rub your nipples and say are you sure? -Are you sure? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
That's pretty good. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
Hello, ladies. Welcome to Brighton. Can I help you with anything today? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
I know just the place. What sort of coffee do you like? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
OK, the place you want to go... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Do you want a seagull ride? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Do you want a seagull ride? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Or piggyback? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
I can give you... I am the seagull of the south. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Start squawking towards them. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
MAREK SQUAWKS | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
She would have ridden me to heaven and beyond! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Marek follows his instructions and gets the first pass of the day. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:36 | |
Next up, it's Roisin. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
Welcome to Brighton. We've been expecting you. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Give him a hug. Just give him a hug. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
So nice to see you! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
-Nice to see you. Where have you been? -Tell the guy in the hat | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
if he goes on the pier, you must pat him down. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
If you're going on the pier, I'll need to pat you down. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
-MALE: -Where? -Seriously. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
OK! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
-Pat him down, pat him down! -Pat that fucker down. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
MEN CHAT | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Tell the guy in the woolly hat, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
"I'm going to need a urine sample! Get busy!" | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
From you, I'm going to need a urine sample. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Hi, guys! Welcome to Brighton! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
-Can I just ask you a couple of questions about Brighton? -You can. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
What's your favourite thing to do in Brighton in this weather? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Do you know, I've got some facts to give you. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Brighton's known to have a werewolf problem. Do you know this? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
Brighton is renowned to have a bit of a werewolf problem. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
-Is it? -Yeah. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Then gradually start turning into a werewolf. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Are you...do you know... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Start turning into a werewolf. Ask some normal... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
SHE HOWLS | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Thank you. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Roisin also completes the challenge and gets a pass. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Next, it's Joel. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
How about that guy with the rucksack on? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Welcome to Brighton, sir. How are you? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Do you want to take advantage of the shopping here, sir? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
It's absolutely incredible. There's so much here to offer. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
You can buy a stick of rock, a bucket and spade. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
"I bought a butt plug." | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
"I bought a butt plug", Joel. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-I mean, I...I bought a... -Joel, what have you been buying? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
I bought some incredible... | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
To be honest, I can't get it out. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
"I've had it in since 6am." | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
I'm actually moving here. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Then you definitely need one of these! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
I, er...no, no. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Joel loses his bottle, so he gets the first fail of the day. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Last up, it's Paul. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Hello, welcome to Brighton. Thank you. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-Thank you for coming. -The thing I like about you, Paul, is, | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
you know how to pull off any costume. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
How are you doing? Welcome to Brighton. You having a good day? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
He hated me! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
How are you finding your stay? Got a minute for a chat? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
"Have you heard the reports of a man shitting on seagulls?" | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Hi, guys. Have you heard the report? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
There's a guy apparently walking around | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
shitting on the heads of seagulls. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
-Wears a poncho, apparently. -"Looks like a darts player." | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
And he looks like an out of work darts player. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Keep your eyes open, ladies, you might see him. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Welcome to Brighton. Here on holiday? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
No! Can I ask you a quick question about your stay in Brighton? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
You're gorgeous. Mind if I give you a kiss? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
You're gorgeous! Do you mind if I give you a kiss? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Come on, mate, seriously. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
Come on, mate, seriously. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
All right, take care. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Paul does as he is told and gets himself a pass. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:01 | |
At the end of the first challenge, Joel's behind with one fail. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Time for challenge two. The Jokers will be | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
posing as reporters for a web-based film channel, but they've got to | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
say everything the other Jokers tell them to through the hidden earpiece. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
And if they refuse, they lose. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
First up, it's Joel. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Joel, I think you don't look enough like a presenter. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Can I ask you a few questions about a web-based movie channel | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-we've just started? -Yeah, sure. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-Absolutely. Are you a fan of films? -Yeah. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-What's your favourite movie, would you say? -Man, that's tough. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
-I got to say Pulp Fiction. -Pulp Fiction is a great one. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
So what would you say is the last film you saw in the cinema? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Was it The Avengers, I think? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
What did this guy think of the film, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
and point the microphone at his dick. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
So, what did, um... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
What did this guy think? | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
-What? What are you getting at, man? -Put the microphone there. -Joel, get the mic down. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
I mean this guy here... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
-No comment. -No comment! -I thought I heard something. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
I'm sure I heard something. I'm sure I heard something. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-What's your name, I didn't get your name? -David. -David. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
And point down and say "What's that guy's name?" | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
And what's this guy's name? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-I got to go. -You're amazing, David. Thank you so much. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
Oh, God! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
So Joel bags himself a pass. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
Up next, it's Paul. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Hello, there. We're filming for a new web-based film channel | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
and we're asking questions about films. Got a couple of minutes? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
-Yeah, not that I watch many films. -That's fine. You watch a few? What's your name? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
-Patrick. -I'm Paul, pleased to meet you. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
How are you doing? Fantastic. We're from Slam Dunk The Funk TV. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
-What's your favourite film? -What's your favourite film? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-Of all time? -Of all time. -Silence Of The Lambs. That was a good film. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
Silence Of The Lambs. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
I really fancied the bloke in that. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
That was one of the best films I've seen, yeah. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
I really fancied a bloke in that. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Love it when he tucks it under his legs. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-Any other questions? -I love it when he tucks it under his legs. -Right! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
What's your favourite - popcorn or cock porn? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
What's your favourite - popcorn or cock porn? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
Say that again? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
What's your favourite - popcorn or cork porn? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-Popcorn. -Yeah, me too. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
MAREK: "Especially the salty stuff." | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
-The salty stuff? -Probably. -Probably, me too. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
You can't beat salty popcorn. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Cheers. Thank you. You've been a great host...guest. Cheers. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
What's your top three films? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Dune, Lord Of The Rings, obviously, and Harry Potter. | 0:08:54 | 0:09:00 | |
You like the fantasy stuff? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-Sci-fi. -OK, sci-fi. -"In your lifetime..." -In your lifetime... | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
-how many tits do you think you've actually seen on screen? -Not today. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
Thank you very much. It's been a great interview. Take care. Thank you very much. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
Paul bottles it and gets his first fail of the day. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Now it's Roisin's turn. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Hello. Is it possible I can ask you some questions for a web-based | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
channel about films? It'll take literally two minutes. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
-What's your favourite film of all time? -Grease, definitely. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Great film. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-I can do all... -I can do all the songs from that. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
-I can do all the songs from that. -And the dance routines, yeah? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Yeah, I'll do one now. Guess what song. Do the dance routine. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
-Do you recognise this one? -Not really. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-I think this might be Staying Alive, actually. Um... -Have you ever seen Dirty Dancing? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:53 | |
-Have you ever seen Dirty Dancing? -Yes. It's a good film. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Did you know all the actors in Dirty Dancing... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-Did you know the actors... -'..were only allowed on set...' | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
-..were only allowed on set... -..once they'd shit themselves. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
..once they actually... shit themselves? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Oh! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
That's actually true. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
I'm doing my only version of it now. It's called Dirty Interview. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
-You've been wonderful. Thank you very much. Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
That's a first fail for Roisin. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
And finally, it's Marek's turn. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Hello, sir. Can I ask you a few questions for a new film web-based channel? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
-It'll take two minutes. -Um, yeah. -Ah, thanks, mate. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-I've got a bit of a cold. -Do your introduction to camera, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
-and change your accent to an Irish accent. Say "I've just got to do my introduction." -OK. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:40 | |
-COMEDY IRISH ACCENT: -Hello. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Hello there, and welcome to the Film Channel. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
It's one of the best film channels you can see on the internet. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
I'm here, so I am, and here we are. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
What's your favourite film, now, son? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Um, my favourite film... The recent one is probably Men In Black 3. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Go back into your normal voice. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-Men In Black 3, great film. -Yeah, the opening scene was good. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-Don't give it away, but what happens in the opening scene? -Something to do with tongues. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:06 | |
Something to do with tongues? Sounds like my kind of film. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
-Keep laughing. -Keep laughing. -Keep laughing. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
That's it, really. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Keep laughing. Until we say stop, keep laughing. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
ROISIN: 'Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
'Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing.' | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
Keep laughing. Keep laughing. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
'Keep laughing. Keep laughing. More. More. More. More. More. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
'Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
-'Keep laughing.' -That's right - tongues. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-Stop it! Stop it! -'Ask if he's seen Schindler's List. Straight away.' | 0:11:49 | 0:11:55 | |
"Have you seen Schindler's List?" | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
-Hello, can I ask you a few questions for a new film web-based channel? -Yes. -Great, fantastic. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:03 | |
Say, "If I were a film, I'd be Return Of The Jedi. What would you be?" | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
If I were a film, I'd be, um... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
I'd probably be Return Of The Jedi. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
What would you be? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
"Rack" To The Future? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
-What film would I be? -Yeah, yeah. -Why are you laughing? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
I'm just thinking about Return Of The Jedi. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-Um... -RACK To The Future! -Thank you, thank you very much. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Lovely to meet you. Take care. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
So that's a fail for Marek, | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
meaning at the end of round two, all the Jokers have one fail each. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
For the next challenge, the Jokers are in a shopping centre, working | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
as graphologists, where they will be analysing the public's handwriting. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
The results of their analysis will be told to them by the other Jokers | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
through the hidden earpiece, and if they refuse, they lose. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
First up, it's Marek. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
I hate to point it out, but a lot of these pencils are blunt. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
-That's the least of your worries. -Hello, would you like to do the handwriting analysis? Oh, please! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:58 | |
I've had no customers all day and I really need some customers. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
-It'll take five minutes. -Brilliant. -Sit down here. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Great, thank you. Let me tell you a bit about what it is. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
It's graphology. Have you heard of this before, graphology? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
I'll just... It's brilliant. So first of all, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
if you just write down, maybe, what you've done this morning. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
What you've done this morning. Oh, left-handed. Very good. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
Ah, very interesting. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
-OK, straight off the bat... -Straight off the bat... -Yes? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
..what this reveals to me... | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
You're well attracted to me. THEY CHUCKLE | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
..is... | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
you're... I mean... Well, you're sort of very attracted to me. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
I can't... I can't... | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Before we move on, I can't do any flirting, | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
because we have to concentrate on this, I'm afraid. OK? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Not today, anyway. What you need to do is write another sentence here. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:50 | |
Describe your pet in one sentence, here. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
I just want to look at the slants and some of the different angles to it. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
Yeah. If you can cut out the attraction stuff, we can move on. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-Let's have a look at this again. Now, what this says is... -Yes? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
-Fold it up. -And put it in your pants. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
OK. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
OK. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
I'm just going to store this somewhere. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
'I need to get this verified.' | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Need to get this verified! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-I just need to verify this. -JOKERS LAUGH | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
This is the quickest way to check it. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Now just do some little thrusts, tiny thrusts. Just tiny thrusts. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:28 | |
Just to verify it. And just say, "Verifying, verifying, verifying." | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
Verifying, | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
verifying, verifying... | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
'Carry on verifying.' | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Verifying. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
Verifying. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
OK. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
No, that's not what I thought. OK... | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Um, thank you very much for your time. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Marek gets himself a pass. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Now it's Joel's turn. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
What's your name? | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
-Kath, as in Kathleen. -As in...? Kath as in Kath? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Lovely to see you, Kath. You look very glamorous, very lovely. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
Just write any sentence that comes into your mind, Kath. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Uh, right... | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
As she's writing it, start singing it, but in an R&B style. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
# My name is... | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
# Kaaaaaaath | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
# Kathy Thompson... # | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
That's great, that's great. Keep going. Just keep writing. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
Keep writing. This is great. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
# My name is Kath Thompson | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
# I have a son, Liam | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
# I have a son His name is Liam... # | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Now pick it up, look at her straight in the face and say, "Business time." | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
This is business time, right here. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Stand up, and sing it. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
A very similar reading, Kath, yeah. It's incredible. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
# I live in Southport, but | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
# Come from Liiiiiiverpool | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
# I love life and try to live life to the full... # | 0:16:01 | 0:16:07 | |
-Right. -You're made of magic. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Joel sings his way to a pass. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Next up, it's Roisin. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
Could I interest either of you in a free handwriting analysis? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
-How long does it take? -It will take about five minutes. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
-Well, I'll have a go. -'Oh, we're in. Here we go. Jackpot.' | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
So if you could start by just writing your name | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
and what your favourite colour is. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Try and touch her hair. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
-Full name, or just...? -Just your full name. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Try and touch her hair. Go on, just try and touch her hair. Go on. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
That is very nice. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
'OK, we're going to look at your slants first of all.' | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
OK, so we'll look at your slants to start with. Um... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-You're really working the angles. -You are really working the angles here. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
-Don't be frightened to tell me. -I'm going to tell you. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
-It says you have right-wing tendencies. -'OK, um...' | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
Er, what it tells me, just on initial readings, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
is that you probably are quite right-wing. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Um... | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
The second thing it tells me, and this is the first time today | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
this has happened, and this is unusual... | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Slightly embarrassing - you've got worms. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Slightly embarrassing. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Um... You might have worms. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
For goodness' sake! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
You're nuts. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
So that's a pass for Roisin. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
And now it's Paul's turn. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
'That's not the face of a content man.' | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Morning. We're doing some free handwriting analysis today. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
-Have you ever had that done? -No, I haven't. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Would it be something I could interest you in - the ancient art of graphology? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
-Oh, right, well... -I tell you what - | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
-it's fascinating what you can find out. -OK. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-Will it cost me anything? -No, it's free. It's absolutely free. -OK. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Let's have a go. Come on, sit yourself down. OK. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Now, let's start with a sentence. I would like you to write your name. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
When you read her name, say, "Come off it. Tell your real name." | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
-Elizabeth Homax? -Lomax. Capital L. -Come off it. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
I haven't got time for this. Can you write your real name? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
That's your...? Sorry, OK. It's a lovely name. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
OK, now, if you could just write that in block capitals. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
-What this reveals to me about you... -What this reveals to me about you... | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
-'..is, when I read this...' -..when I read this... | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
-'I hear it like this in my head...' -I hear it like this in my head... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
And now do an African accent. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
ATTEMPTS AFRICAN ACCENT: I had coffee, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
toast, | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
and a banana. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
This is how I'm hearing it. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
Ask her to write one more thing. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
So what I need you to write now... | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
'Your address, please.' | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
..if you could write your address. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
-'I can definitely tell by this...' -I can definitely tell by this... | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
..you have excellent personal hygiene... | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
You've got excellent personal hygiene... | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
..but very loose morals. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
But... | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
So Paul refuses to follow his instructions | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
and gets his second fail of the day. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Currently leaving him in last place. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
For the final challenge, the Jokers are at Brighton Pier, | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
ready to ride the Turbo rollercoaster. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
This is a two-part challenge. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
First, the Jokers can only scream on the dull parts of the ride. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Secondly, they must talk to the stranger beside them | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
about a particular topic. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
They need to complete both actions to avoid a fail. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
First up, it's Joel, who must scream | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
at the inappropriate moments | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
as well as talking about his mortgage. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
Seriously! What is going on?! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
Hold me! Hold me! Hold me! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Hold me! Hold me! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
Yeah, the bank didn't give me a mortgage, and I was like, | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
"Seriously, why wouldn't you give me a mortgage? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
And they said, "What's the point in doing all this now?" | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
And I was with Abbey National, and I was like, | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
"What the fuck is going on?" Like, every single time. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
I mean, like, how much can I possibly tell her | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
that I just don't want a relationship? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
I just don't want a relationship, ever. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
And I'm like, "Stop it. I just want to get over this..." | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
HE SCREAMS Seriously! Aargh! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
HE SCREAMS Stop looking at me! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
It's a weird thing to do! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
HE WAILS | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Joel does both parts correctly, | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
and gets a pass, avoiding this week's forfeit. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Next up, it's Roisin, | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
who needs to scream on the dull parts of the ride | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
and talk about her shoes at the scary parts. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
How do they...does anyone check it? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
It's not down! Check it! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Get someone to check it! Oh, my God! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
-That's it. -Yeah? -You've got to hold it down, though. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
-You've got a lovely beard. -Thanks. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
A really nice beard. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Have you got a girlfriend? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
-I've got a wife. -You've got a wife. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
I've been trying to get a pair of shoes all day. It's been a nightmare. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
-What, in Brighton? -Yeah, I just can't find them anywhere. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Trying to get shoes the whole time. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
-Did you not get any shoes? -Couldn't find any shoes anywhere. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
It was a nightmare. I just come on here to try and get over it, really. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
Roisin gets it wrong with her real screams, | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
putting her in danger of this week's forfeit. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Now, it's Marek's turn. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Not only does he need to scream in the wrong places, | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
he also needs to talk about his mum. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Is yours fixed? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
-It will be. -Oh, yeah. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
I don't want this! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
I don't want this to be me! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
Aaaaagh! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
Mum, I hate you! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
No! No! | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
HE SCREAMS No! No! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
Not now! Not now! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
I never meant to say those things! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Marek mentioned his mum | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
and screamed when no-one else did, so he gets a pass. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
And now it's Paul's turn. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
To avoid being this week's loser, Paul must not fail. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
He needs to fake scream and talk about football. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
HE LAUGHS Oh, God! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Aargh! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Oh, no, this is the worst bit! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
HE SCREAMS Oh, God! | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Oh, no! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Oh, God, I don't like this! I don't like this! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Oh, no! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Oh, God! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
HE SCREAMS AND LAUGHS | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Oh, mate! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Oh, no! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Oh, mate! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
A genuinely terrified Paul | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
fails on both parts of the challenge, | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
and gets his third fail of the day. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
So after all that, Paul's fear of rollercoasters | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
bags him the honour of this week's loser. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
And now, it's time to face the consequences. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Paul's forfeit is going to be taking place | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
at the world-renowned Royal Institute, | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
which is the home to modern science. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-Come on, Paul. -There's a good boy. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Welcome to your punishment! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Mwah-ha-ha! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Your audience awaits | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
in the world-famous Faraday Lecture Theatre. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
But the thing is, they were expecting | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
world-renowned psychologist, Dr Charles Fernyhough, | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
but he's done a sickie. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Anyway, good luck, mate. Be lucky. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Tonight's audience have high expectations, | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
but Paul knows nothing about his slide presentation, | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
apart from the topic, memory. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
The rest of the presentation has been prepared by the other Jokers, | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
which he will see for the first time | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
when he walks into the great lecture hall. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Royal Institution. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
My name's John Whitfield, and I'll be your chair. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Before the main lecture, we've got a short talk by Mr Paul McCaffrey, | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
please join me in welcoming Paul to the RI. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Hi, guys. Thank you. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Thank you very much. I'm going to talk to you today | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
very briefly about The McCaffrey Principle. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Thank you very much for coming. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Everything I'm going to tell you is false. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Now, I'm just going to talk a little bit | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
about liminal recollection | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
and ecphoric similarity. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Now, it may sound like that's the first time I've ever seen that, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
but the truth couldn't be any different. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Liminal. We all know what liminal is. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
Recollection, very self-explanatory. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
When you put the two words together, you get liminal recollection. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Ecphoric. A few of you are thinking, "Ghostbusters." I can see it. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
I'm going to go through the words, | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
-'and then come back.' -He's getting heckled! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Ecphoric similarity is where | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
you've got two very, very separate entities combined together... | 0:26:33 | 0:26:38 | |
...and that creates an ecphorocism. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
And when you get two of these very, very similar kind of things, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
then you have an ecphoric similarity. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
And when this happens, | 0:26:49 | 0:26:50 | |
you quite often end up with liminal recollection. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Is everyone keeping up with this so far? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
Just to go over that, just because I think | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
some people are struggling with ecphoric. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
It's a Latin word. Erm... | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
..it's not? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
AUDIENCE MEMBER: It's Greek! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
It's Greek. I'm glad. I was just checking a few. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
-You looked like you were nodding off. -Oh, my God! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
And, you know, I... | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
that's me and Paul Weller. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
-He hates him! -That's it, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
I hope you've learned something this evening. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
You've been very patient. Enjoy the rest of your lecture. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Thank you very much. Cheers. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Oh, here he is! The genius, Paul! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Dr Paul McCaffrey, if you don't mind! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
That was horrendous! | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
There were some people in there who actually thought | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
I was laughing in the face of science. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
One bloke kept heckling me. They hated me. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
That's it for Impractical Jokers, series one. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
-We've laughed... -Peek-a-boo! | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
I wipe from the back to the front. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:01 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
That's just common sense. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
..we've cringed... | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
God! Oh, no! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:11 | |
..and we're still all friends. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
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