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This programme contains some strong language.

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This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden camera show where

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four friends compete to embarrass each other in everyday situations.

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-The four jokers are: Joel Dommett...

-Balls, balls, balls!

-Roisin Conaty...

-The nip-nips.

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-Paul McCaffrey...

-Yeah!

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-and Marek Larwood...

-Look at me and my weapons!

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Pushing each other to the limit, they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges.

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They've got to do and say everything the other Jokers tell them

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via a hidden earpiece but if they refuse,

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they lose and face a humiliating forfeit.

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It's a ruthless fight to the finish where there are no winners,

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just a loser.

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Time for challenge one,

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and the Jokers are at the seaside, posing as guides

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welcoming visitors to wet and windy Brighton.

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They must do and say everything the other Jokers tell them via the hidden earpiece.

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If they refuse, they lose.

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First up, it's Marek.

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Hello. Look at that face!

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-Smile!

-I'm not wearing any pants under this.

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Hello, ladies. Welcome to Brighton. Are you enjoying yourselves today?

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Anything you want to know about Brighton I can help you with?

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-Rub your nipples, rub your nipples and say are you sure?

-Are you sure?

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That's pretty good.

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Hello, ladies. Welcome to Brighton. Can I help you with anything today?

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I know just the place. What sort of coffee do you like?

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OK, the place you want to go...

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Do you want a seagull ride?

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Do you want a seagull ride?

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Or piggyback?

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I can give you... I am the seagull of the south.

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Start squawking towards them.

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MAREK SQUAWKS

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She would have ridden me to heaven and beyond!

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Marek follows his instructions and gets the first pass of the day.

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Next up, it's Roisin.

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Welcome to Brighton. We've been expecting you.

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Give him a hug. Just give him a hug.

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So nice to see you!

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-Nice to see you. Where have you been?

-Tell the guy in the hat

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if he goes on the pier, you must pat him down.

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If you're going on the pier, I'll need to pat you down.

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-MALE:

-Where?

-Seriously.

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OK!

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-Pat him down, pat him down!

-Pat that fucker down.

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MEN CHAT

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Tell the guy in the woolly hat,

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"I'm going to need a urine sample! Get busy!"

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From you, I'm going to need a urine sample.

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Hi, guys! Welcome to Brighton!

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-Can I just ask you a couple of questions about Brighton?

-You can.

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What's your favourite thing to do in Brighton in this weather?

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Do you know, I've got some facts to give you.

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Brighton's known to have a werewolf problem. Do you know this?

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Brighton is renowned to have a bit of a werewolf problem.

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-Is it?

-Yeah.

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Then gradually start turning into a werewolf.

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Are you...do you know...

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Start turning into a werewolf. Ask some normal...

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SHE HOWLS

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Thank you.

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Roisin also completes the challenge and gets a pass.

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Next, it's Joel.

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How about that guy with the rucksack on?

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Welcome to Brighton, sir. How are you?

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Do you want to take advantage of the shopping here, sir?

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It's absolutely incredible. There's so much here to offer.

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You can buy a stick of rock, a bucket and spade.

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"I bought a butt plug."

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"I bought a butt plug", Joel.

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-I mean, I...I bought a...

-Joel, what have you been buying?

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I bought some incredible...

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To be honest, I can't get it out.

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"I've had it in since 6am."

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I'm actually moving here.

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Then you definitely need one of these!

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I, er...no, no.

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Joel loses his bottle, so he gets the first fail of the day.

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Last up, it's Paul.

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Hello, welcome to Brighton. Thank you.

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-Thank you for coming.

-The thing I like about you, Paul, is,

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you know how to pull off any costume.

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How are you doing? Welcome to Brighton. You having a good day?

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He hated me!

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How are you finding your stay? Got a minute for a chat?

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"Have you heard the reports of a man shitting on seagulls?"

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Hi, guys. Have you heard the report?

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There's a guy apparently walking around

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shitting on the heads of seagulls.

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-Wears a poncho, apparently.

-"Looks like a darts player."

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And he looks like an out of work darts player.

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Keep your eyes open, ladies, you might see him.

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Welcome to Brighton. Here on holiday?

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No! Can I ask you a quick question about your stay in Brighton?

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You're gorgeous. Mind if I give you a kiss?

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You're gorgeous! Do you mind if I give you a kiss?

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Come on, mate, seriously.

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Come on, mate, seriously.

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All right, take care.

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Paul does as he is told and gets himself a pass.

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At the end of the first challenge, Joel's behind with one fail.

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Time for challenge two. The Jokers will be

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posing as reporters for a web-based film channel, but they've got to

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say everything the other Jokers tell them to through the hidden earpiece.

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And if they refuse, they lose.

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First up, it's Joel.

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Joel, I think you don't look enough like a presenter.

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Can I ask you a few questions about a web-based movie channel

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-we've just started?

-Yeah, sure.

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-Absolutely. Are you a fan of films?

-Yeah.

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-What's your favourite movie, would you say?

-Man, that's tough.

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-I got to say Pulp Fiction.

-Pulp Fiction is a great one.

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So what would you say is the last film you saw in the cinema?

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Was it The Avengers, I think?

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What did this guy think of the film,

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and point the microphone at his dick.

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So, what did, um...

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What did this guy think?

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-What? What are you getting at, man?

-Put the microphone there.

-Joel, get the mic down.

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I mean this guy here...

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-No comment.

-No comment!

-I thought I heard something.

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I'm sure I heard something. I'm sure I heard something.

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-What's your name, I didn't get your name?

-David.

-David.

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And point down and say "What's that guy's name?"

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And what's this guy's name?

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-I got to go.

-You're amazing, David. Thank you so much.

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Oh, God!

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So Joel bags himself a pass.

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Up next, it's Paul.

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Hello, there. We're filming for a new web-based film channel

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and we're asking questions about films. Got a couple of minutes?

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-Yeah, not that I watch many films.

-That's fine. You watch a few? What's your name?

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-Patrick.

-I'm Paul, pleased to meet you.

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How are you doing? Fantastic. We're from Slam Dunk The Funk TV.

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-What's your favourite film?

-What's your favourite film?

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-Of all time?

-Of all time.

-Silence Of The Lambs. That was a good film.

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Silence Of The Lambs.

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I really fancied the bloke in that.

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That was one of the best films I've seen, yeah.

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I really fancied a bloke in that.

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Love it when he tucks it under his legs.

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-Any other questions?

-I love it when he tucks it under his legs.

-Right!

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What's your favourite - popcorn or cock porn?

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What's your favourite - popcorn or cock porn?

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Say that again?

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What's your favourite - popcorn or cork porn?

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-Popcorn.

-Yeah, me too.

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MAREK: "Especially the salty stuff."

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-The salty stuff?

-Probably.

-Probably, me too.

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You can't beat salty popcorn.

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Cheers. Thank you. You've been a great host...guest. Cheers.

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What's your top three films?

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Dune, Lord Of The Rings, obviously, and Harry Potter.

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You like the fantasy stuff?

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-Sci-fi.

-OK, sci-fi.

-"In your lifetime..."

-In your lifetime...

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-how many tits do you think you've actually seen on screen?

-Not today.

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Thank you very much. It's been a great interview. Take care. Thank you very much.

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Paul bottles it and gets his first fail of the day.

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Now it's Roisin's turn.

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Hello. Is it possible I can ask you some questions for a web-based

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channel about films? It'll take literally two minutes.

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-What's your favourite film of all time?

-Grease, definitely.

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Great film.

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-I can do all...

-I can do all the songs from that.

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-I can do all the songs from that.

-And the dance routines, yeah?

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Yeah, I'll do one now. Guess what song. Do the dance routine.

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-Do you recognise this one?

-Not really.

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-I think this might be Staying Alive, actually. Um...

-Have you ever seen Dirty Dancing?

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-Have you ever seen Dirty Dancing?

-Yes. It's a good film.

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Did you know all the actors in Dirty Dancing...

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-Did you know the actors...

-'..were only allowed on set...'

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-..were only allowed on set...

-..once they'd shit themselves.

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..once they actually... shit themselves?

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Oh!

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That's actually true.

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I'm doing my only version of it now. It's called Dirty Interview.

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-You've been wonderful. Thank you very much. Thank you.

-Thank you.

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That's a first fail for Roisin.

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And finally, it's Marek's turn.

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Hello, sir. Can I ask you a few questions for a new film web-based channel?

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-It'll take two minutes.

-Um, yeah.

-Ah, thanks, mate.

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-I've got a bit of a cold.

-Do your introduction to camera,

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-and change your accent to an Irish accent. Say "I've just got to do my introduction."

-OK.

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-COMEDY IRISH ACCENT:

-Hello.

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Hello there, and welcome to the Film Channel.

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It's one of the best film channels you can see on the internet.

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I'm here, so I am, and here we are.

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What's your favourite film, now, son?

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Um, my favourite film... The recent one is probably Men In Black 3.

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Go back into your normal voice.

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-Men In Black 3, great film.

-Yeah, the opening scene was good.

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-Don't give it away, but what happens in the opening scene?

-Something to do with tongues.

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Something to do with tongues? Sounds like my kind of film.

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THEY LAUGH

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-Keep laughing.

-Keep laughing.

-Keep laughing.

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That's it, really.

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Keep laughing. Until we say stop, keep laughing.

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ROISIN: 'Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing.

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'Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing.'

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Keep laughing. Keep laughing.

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'Keep laughing. Keep laughing. More. More. More. More. More.

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'Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Keep laughing.

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-'Keep laughing.'

-That's right - tongues.

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-Stop it! Stop it!

-'Ask if he's seen Schindler's List. Straight away.'

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"Have you seen Schindler's List?"

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-Hello, can I ask you a few questions for a new film web-based channel?

-Yes.

-Great, fantastic.

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Say, "If I were a film, I'd be Return Of The Jedi. What would you be?"

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If I were a film, I'd be, um...

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I'd probably be Return Of The Jedi.

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What would you be?

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"Rack" To The Future?

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-What film would I be?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Why are you laughing?

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I'm just thinking about Return Of The Jedi.

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-Um...

-RACK To The Future!

-Thank you, thank you very much.

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Lovely to meet you. Take care.

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So that's a fail for Marek,

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meaning at the end of round two, all the Jokers have one fail each.

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For the next challenge, the Jokers are in a shopping centre, working

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as graphologists, where they will be analysing the public's handwriting.

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The results of their analysis will be told to them by the other Jokers

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through the hidden earpiece, and if they refuse, they lose.

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First up, it's Marek.

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I hate to point it out, but a lot of these pencils are blunt.

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-That's the least of your worries.

-Hello, would you like to do the handwriting analysis? Oh, please!

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I've had no customers all day and I really need some customers.

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-It'll take five minutes.

-Brilliant.

-Sit down here.

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Great, thank you. Let me tell you a bit about what it is.

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It's graphology. Have you heard of this before, graphology?

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I'll just... It's brilliant. So first of all,

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if you just write down, maybe, what you've done this morning.

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What you've done this morning. Oh, left-handed. Very good.

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Ah, very interesting.

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-OK, straight off the bat...

-Straight off the bat...

-Yes?

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..what this reveals to me...

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You're well attracted to me. THEY CHUCKLE

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..is...

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you're... I mean... Well, you're sort of very attracted to me.

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I can't... I can't...

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Before we move on, I can't do any flirting,

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because we have to concentrate on this, I'm afraid. OK?

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Not today, anyway. What you need to do is write another sentence here.

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Describe your pet in one sentence, here.

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I just want to look at the slants and some of the different angles to it.

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Yeah. If you can cut out the attraction stuff, we can move on.

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-Let's have a look at this again. Now, what this says is...

-Yes?

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-Fold it up.

-And put it in your pants.

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OK.

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OK.

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I'm just going to store this somewhere.

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'I need to get this verified.'

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Need to get this verified!

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-I just need to verify this.

-JOKERS LAUGH

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This is the quickest way to check it.

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Now just do some little thrusts, tiny thrusts. Just tiny thrusts.

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Just to verify it. And just say, "Verifying, verifying, verifying."

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Verifying,

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verifying, verifying...

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'Carry on verifying.'

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Verifying.

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Verifying.

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OK.

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No, that's not what I thought. OK...

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Um, thank you very much for your time.

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Marek gets himself a pass.

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Now it's Joel's turn.

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What's your name?

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-Kath, as in Kathleen.

-As in...? Kath as in Kath?

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Lovely to see you, Kath. You look very glamorous, very lovely.

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Just write any sentence that comes into your mind, Kath.

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Uh, right...

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As she's writing it, start singing it, but in an R&B style.

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# My name is...

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# Kaaaaaaath

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# Kathy Thompson... #

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That's great, that's great. Keep going. Just keep writing.

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Keep writing. This is great.

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# My name is Kath Thompson

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# I have a son, Liam

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# I have a son His name is Liam... #

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Now pick it up, look at her straight in the face and say, "Business time."

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This is business time, right here.

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Stand up, and sing it.

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A very similar reading, Kath, yeah. It's incredible.

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# I live in Southport, but

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# Come from Liiiiiiverpool

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# I love life and try to live life to the full... #

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-Right.

-You're made of magic.

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Joel sings his way to a pass.

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Next up, it's Roisin.

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Could I interest either of you in a free handwriting analysis?

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-How long does it take?

-It will take about five minutes.

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-Well, I'll have a go.

-'Oh, we're in. Here we go. Jackpot.'

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So if you could start by just writing your name

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and what your favourite colour is.

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Try and touch her hair.

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-Full name, or just...?

-Just your full name.

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Try and touch her hair. Go on, just try and touch her hair. Go on.

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That is very nice.

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'OK, we're going to look at your slants first of all.'

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OK, so we'll look at your slants to start with. Um...

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-You're really working the angles.

-You are really working the angles here.

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-Don't be frightened to tell me.

-I'm going to tell you.

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-It says you have right-wing tendencies.

-'OK, um...'

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Er, what it tells me, just on initial readings,

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is that you probably are quite right-wing.

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Um...

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The second thing it tells me, and this is the first time today

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this has happened, and this is unusual...

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Slightly embarrassing - you've got worms.

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Slightly embarrassing.

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Um... You might have worms.

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For goodness' sake!

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You're nuts.

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So that's a pass for Roisin.

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And now it's Paul's turn.

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'That's not the face of a content man.'

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Morning. We're doing some free handwriting analysis today.

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-Have you ever had that done?

-No, I haven't.

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Would it be something I could interest you in - the ancient art of graphology?

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-Oh, right, well...

-I tell you what -

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-it's fascinating what you can find out.

-OK.

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-Will it cost me anything?

-No, it's free. It's absolutely free.

-OK.

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Let's have a go. Come on, sit yourself down. OK.

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Now, let's start with a sentence. I would like you to write your name.

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When you read her name, say, "Come off it. Tell your real name."

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-Elizabeth Homax?

-Lomax. Capital L.

-Come off it.

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I haven't got time for this. Can you write your real name?

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That's your...? Sorry, OK. It's a lovely name.

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OK, now, if you could just write that in block capitals.

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-What this reveals to me about you...

-What this reveals to me about you...

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-'..is, when I read this...'

-..when I read this...

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-'I hear it like this in my head...'

-I hear it like this in my head...

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And now do an African accent.

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ATTEMPTS AFRICAN ACCENT: I had coffee,

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toast,

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and a banana.

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This is how I'm hearing it.

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Ask her to write one more thing.

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So what I need you to write now...

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'Your address, please.'

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..if you could write your address.

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-'I can definitely tell by this...'

-I can definitely tell by this...

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..you have excellent personal hygiene...

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You've got excellent personal hygiene...

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..but very loose morals.

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But...

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So Paul refuses to follow his instructions

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and gets his second fail of the day.

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Currently leaving him in last place.

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For the final challenge, the Jokers are at Brighton Pier,

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ready to ride the Turbo rollercoaster.

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This is a two-part challenge.

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First, the Jokers can only scream on the dull parts of the ride.

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Secondly, they must talk to the stranger beside them

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about a particular topic.

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They need to complete both actions to avoid a fail.

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First up, it's Joel, who must scream

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at the inappropriate moments

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as well as talking about his mortgage.

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HE SCREAMS

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Seriously! What is going on?!

0:19:580:20:02

Hold me! Hold me! Hold me!

0:20:100:20:14

Hold me! Hold me!

0:20:140:20:18

HE SCREAMS

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Yeah, the bank didn't give me a mortgage, and I was like,

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"Seriously, why wouldn't you give me a mortgage?

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And they said, "What's the point in doing all this now?"

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And I was with Abbey National, and I was like,

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"What the fuck is going on?" Like, every single time.

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I mean, like, how much can I possibly tell her

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that I just don't want a relationship?

0:20:410:20:43

I just don't want a relationship, ever.

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And I'm like, "Stop it. I just want to get over this..."

0:20:460:20:50

HE SCREAMS Seriously! Aargh!

0:20:500:20:53

HE SCREAMS Stop looking at me!

0:20:530:20:55

It's a weird thing to do!

0:20:550:20:57

HE WAILS

0:20:570:20:59

Joel does both parts correctly,

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and gets a pass, avoiding this week's forfeit.

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Next up, it's Roisin,

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who needs to scream on the dull parts of the ride

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and talk about her shoes at the scary parts.

0:21:080:21:11

How do they...does anyone check it?

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It's not down! Check it!

0:21:130:21:15

Get someone to check it! Oh, my God!

0:21:150:21:19

-That's it.

-Yeah?

-You've got to hold it down, though.

0:21:190:21:22

-You've got a lovely beard.

-Thanks.

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A really nice beard.

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Have you got a girlfriend?

0:21:290:21:31

-I've got a wife.

-You've got a wife.

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I've been trying to get a pair of shoes all day. It's been a nightmare.

0:21:340:21:38

-What, in Brighton?

-Yeah, I just can't find them anywhere.

0:21:380:21:41

Trying to get shoes the whole time.

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SHE SCREAMS

0:21:440:21:46

Oh, my God!

0:21:460:21:48

HE SCREAMS

0:21:490:21:52

-Did you not get any shoes?

-Couldn't find any shoes anywhere.

0:21:570:22:00

It was a nightmare. I just come on here to try and get over it, really.

0:22:000:22:04

Roisin gets it wrong with her real screams,

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putting her in danger of this week's forfeit.

0:22:090:22:11

Now, it's Marek's turn.

0:22:110:22:14

Not only does he need to scream in the wrong places,

0:22:140:22:17

he also needs to talk about his mum.

0:22:170:22:19

Is yours fixed?

0:22:190:22:20

-It will be.

-Oh, yeah.

0:22:200:22:23

HE SCREAMS

0:22:260:22:29

I don't want this!

0:22:290:22:31

I don't want this to be me!

0:22:330:22:35

Aaaaagh!

0:22:350:22:38

Mum, I hate you!

0:22:380:22:40

No! No!

0:22:460:22:47

HE SCREAMS No! No!

0:22:530:22:57

Not now! Not now!

0:23:060:23:10

I never meant to say those things!

0:23:110:23:13

Marek mentioned his mum

0:23:150:23:17

and screamed when no-one else did, so he gets a pass.

0:23:170:23:20

And now it's Paul's turn.

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To avoid being this week's loser, Paul must not fail.

0:23:220:23:25

He needs to fake scream and talk about football.

0:23:250:23:28

HE LAUGHS Oh, God!

0:23:280:23:31

Aargh!

0:23:310:23:33

Oh, no, this is the worst bit!

0:23:340:23:38

HE SCREAMS Oh, God!

0:23:380:23:40

Oh, no!

0:23:400:23:42

Oh, God, I don't like this! I don't like this!

0:23:420:23:45

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

0:23:450:23:47

Oh, no!

0:23:470:23:50

HE SCREAMS

0:23:500:23:53

Oh, God!

0:23:550:23:58

HE SCREAMS AND LAUGHS

0:24:050:24:08

Oh, mate!

0:24:140:24:16

Oh, no!

0:24:170:24:19

Oh, mate!

0:24:190:24:21

A genuinely terrified Paul

0:24:210:24:22

fails on both parts of the challenge,

0:24:220:24:25

and gets his third fail of the day.

0:24:250:24:28

So after all that, Paul's fear of rollercoasters

0:24:280:24:30

bags him the honour of this week's loser.

0:24:300:24:33

And now, it's time to face the consequences.

0:24:330:24:35

Paul's forfeit is going to be taking place

0:24:350:24:38

at the world-renowned Royal Institute,

0:24:380:24:40

which is the home to modern science.

0:24:400:24:43

-Come on, Paul.

-There's a good boy.

0:24:450:24:48

Welcome to your punishment!

0:24:480:24:50

Mwah-ha-ha!

0:24:500:24:52

Your audience awaits

0:24:520:24:54

in the world-famous Faraday Lecture Theatre.

0:24:540:24:58

But the thing is, they were expecting

0:24:580:25:00

world-renowned psychologist, Dr Charles Fernyhough,

0:25:000:25:03

but he's done a sickie.

0:25:030:25:05

Anyway, good luck, mate. Be lucky.

0:25:050:25:08

Tonight's audience have high expectations,

0:25:080:25:10

but Paul knows nothing about his slide presentation,

0:25:100:25:13

apart from the topic, memory.

0:25:130:25:15

The rest of the presentation has been prepared by the other Jokers,

0:25:150:25:18

which he will see for the first time

0:25:180:25:20

when he walks into the great lecture hall.

0:25:200:25:22

Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Royal Institution.

0:25:220:25:25

My name's John Whitfield, and I'll be your chair.

0:25:250:25:27

Before the main lecture, we've got a short talk by Mr Paul McCaffrey,

0:25:270:25:31

please join me in welcoming Paul to the RI.

0:25:310:25:34

APPLAUSE

0:25:340:25:37

Hi, guys. Thank you.

0:25:370:25:39

Thank you very much. I'm going to talk to you today

0:25:400:25:43

very briefly about The McCaffrey Principle.

0:25:430:25:46

Thank you very much for coming.

0:25:460:25:48

Everything I'm going to tell you is false.

0:25:480:25:50

THEY LAUGH

0:25:510:25:53

Now, I'm just going to talk a little bit

0:25:550:25:57

about liminal recollection

0:25:570:25:59

and ecphoric similarity.

0:25:590:26:01

Now, it may sound like that's the first time I've ever seen that,

0:26:010:26:05

but the truth couldn't be any different.

0:26:050:26:07

Liminal. We all know what liminal is.

0:26:070:26:10

Recollection, very self-explanatory.

0:26:100:26:12

When you put the two words together, you get liminal recollection.

0:26:120:26:16

THEY LAUGH

0:26:180:26:20

Ecphoric. A few of you are thinking, "Ghostbusters." I can see it.

0:26:200:26:23

I'm going to go through the words,

0:26:270:26:29

-'and then come back.'

-He's getting heckled!

0:26:290:26:31

Ecphoric similarity is where

0:26:310:26:33

you've got two very, very separate entities combined together...

0:26:330:26:38

...and that creates an ecphorocism.

0:26:400:26:43

And when you get two of these very, very similar kind of things,

0:26:430:26:47

then you have an ecphoric similarity.

0:26:470:26:49

And when this happens,

0:26:490:26:50

you quite often end up with liminal recollection.

0:26:500:26:53

Is everyone keeping up with this so far?

0:26:530:26:55

THEY LAUGH

0:26:580:27:01

Just to go over that, just because I think

0:27:010:27:03

some people are struggling with ecphoric.

0:27:030:27:05

It's a Latin word. Erm...

0:27:050:27:07

..it's not?

0:27:070:27:09

AUDIENCE MEMBER: It's Greek!

0:27:090:27:10

It's Greek. I'm glad. I was just checking a few.

0:27:100:27:13

-You looked like you were nodding off.

-Oh, my God!

0:27:130:27:17

And, you know, I...

0:27:170:27:19

that's me and Paul Weller.

0:27:190:27:20

-He hates him!

-That's it, ladies and gentlemen.

0:27:230:27:26

I hope you've learned something this evening.

0:27:260:27:28

You've been very patient. Enjoy the rest of your lecture.

0:27:280:27:31

Thank you very much. Cheers.

0:27:310:27:32

APPLAUSE

0:27:320:27:34

Oh, here he is! The genius, Paul!

0:27:370:27:39

Dr Paul McCaffrey, if you don't mind!

0:27:390:27:42

That was horrendous!

0:27:420:27:43

There were some people in there who actually thought

0:27:430:27:46

I was laughing in the face of science.

0:27:460:27:48

One bloke kept heckling me. They hated me.

0:27:480:27:51

That's it for Impractical Jokers, series one.

0:27:530:27:56

-We've laughed...

-Peek-a-boo!

0:27:560:28:00

I wipe from the back to the front.

0:28:000:28:01

THEY LAUGH

0:28:010:28:04

That's just common sense.

0:28:040:28:06

..we've cringed...

0:28:060:28:07

God! Oh, no!

0:28:070:28:11

..and we're still all friends.

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