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-Stand still!

-Stand still, will you?!

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-Stand still! Stand still!

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-Stand still, will you?!

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-Get off...!

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-I'll give you a dose if

-it's the last thing I do!

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-Carlo - stay here, and if

-the bugger gets out, shout!

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-Did I tell him or did I tell him?!

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-Einon? Einon!

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-How are you today, Einon?

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-How are you today, Einon?

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-D'you need some more dose?

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-How are you today, Einon?

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-D'you need some more dose?

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-I don't, but the ram does!

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-I'd like to help you, but my legs...

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-I'd like to help you, but my legs...

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-..are good enough to climb on chairs

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-Anyway, you can tell me where

-the rest of the dose is kept.

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-You're having another go?

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-I tell you, that crazy Casanova

-will get his dose, if it kills me!

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-Would you rather

-a burial or cremation?

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-That's right, you can laugh!

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-What would m'lady say if she

-knew you pinch her biscuits?

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-Eh?

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-Eh?

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-And less of that "eh"!

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-Eh?

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-Give me those biscuits!

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-Give me those biscuits!

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-What biscuits?

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-Crikey, how many have you eaten?

-She'll be raving mad...!

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-Yes, if she sees the dose you wasted

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-Tell me, where's

-the spare dose kept?

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-Tell me, where's

-the spare dose kept?

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-Under the telephone.

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-She's always kept it there,

-thinking I don't know about it.

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-Well, go fetch it.

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-Put these back, then.

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-What is it now...?

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-What is it now...?

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-I can't, she's still on the 'phone.

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-Who?

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-Who?

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-Delyth - she'll be hours.

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-How d'you know?

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-How d'you know?

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-She's talking to Henri.

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-The bank clerk?

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-Yes. There's something

-odd about him.

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-What d'you mean?

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-He talks twenty to the dozen

-on the phone - you can't stop him!

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-But when he comes here,

-all he does is watch television.

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-He'll have to sit up

-and take notice today.

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-He doesn't have much spark in him.

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-If he doesn't have much spark...

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-..there's a load of dynamite

-waiting for someone!

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-Crikey - that ram will be out

-before he gets his dose...

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-..is it under the telephone?

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-..is it under the telephone?

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-Yes...

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-..there, just between her legs.

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-You're coming here today?

-Well, I might go into town...

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-..ask someone at

-the bank for a lift.

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-Delyth, how much longer

-will you be?

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-Listen Henri, I have to go.

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-Wiliam!

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-A bottleful! A bottleful wasted!

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-Do you realise how much it costs

-and what it's done to the carpet?!

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-Oh, come on. It might

-do the carpet good.

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-How could it do it any good?!

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-It won't get worms...

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-..though it might grow horns!

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-I'll grow horns

-if you're not careful.

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-Have I put the biscuits out?

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-Have I put the biscuits out?

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-Er...

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-..yes, yes.

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-What's happened to them -

-is that all we've got left?

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-Delyth bought

-a new packet yesterday.

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-Tell her to buy another one today!

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-That's just your trouble...

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-..spilling the dose,

-ruining the carpet...

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-..eating biscuits - spend, spend,

-spend, that's all you can think of!

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-You'd better lock up that ram...

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-..or he'll ruin much more wool

-than your precious carpet!

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-And the whole farm needs new gates!

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-What's wrong with them?

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-What's wrong with them?

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-They're useless!

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-They're in good company!

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-Listen here, if you

-won't buy new gates...

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-..you'll have to get a proper lock

-to keep that crazy ram in its shed!

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-I tell you, you're to buy

-nothing for this farm!

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-Things are tight enough as it is.

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-Things are tight enough as it is.

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-Put something tight on him!

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-He isn't normal -

-he's a sex maniac!

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-A sex maniac -

-Einon's already warned you...

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-..that Casanova's dangerous!

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-Do you think I've never

-seen a Casanova before?!

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-When I was young, I dealt with

-'sex maniacs' like him every week!

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-He's only playing about.

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-He's only playing about.

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-Playing?!

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-What will you do if his

-'playing' gets out of hand?

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-Easy - I'll castrate him!

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-Herbert, ooh, Herbert!

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-He's dropped in again.

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-Carry him to the sofa.

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-He shouldn't go throwing

-his weight about!

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-Oh, Gwyneth...

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-..your arms are always so strong...

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-Oh, Herbert...?

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-Can you see me?

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-Can you see me?

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-Yes - that's why he looks ill!

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-Herbert, Herbert!

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-Herbert, Herbert!

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-Please, no, anything but that!

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-Herbert!

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-Herbert!

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-Oh, Gwyneth...

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-..what happened?

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-..what happened?

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-You tell me.

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-I don't know - I felt

-a pain go through me...

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-..like a knife.

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-..like a knife.

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-Really?

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-What a morning - I found

-a cowpat on the patio...

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-..and one of those damned salesmen

-refused to take 'no' for an answer.

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-He's here, Delyth!

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-Quiet, Einon. Herbert is

-telling us his problems.

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-Don't rush, we'll be here all day!

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-Tell me, what was this salesman

-trying to sell you?

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-All he seemed to have was a gate.

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-A gate, Einon!

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-A gate, Einon!

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-A great what?

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-What's your problem, Mr Thomas?

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-A great something.

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-Be quiet, Einon!

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-And you listen here. No-one's

-buying new gates for this farm!

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-He was quite a young salesman.

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-He was quite a young salesman.

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-I don't care - they're all the same!

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-Half a chance, and the last one

-here would have stayed for tea!

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-He'd soon realise his mistake!

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-And so will you if you so much

-as buy a gate while we're out!

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-And no more pinching biscuits -

-I've never seen anything like it!

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-Me?

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-Me?

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-I'm looking at you.

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-Are we going to town or not?

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-But Gwyneth...?

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-Einon and I are having a lift, too.

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-But Gwyneth, I'd hoped to have

-a quiet meal at the 'Royal'.

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-But Gwyneth, I'd hoped to have

-a quiet meal at the 'Royal'.

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-Well, make it a foursome.

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-Aren't you coming?

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-Aren't you coming?

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-No, not to the 'Royal'...

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-..I'll meet the boys at the 'Black'

-- there's a new barmaid there.

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-A real handful, or so I've heard!

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-You know what I mean...

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-..something to get to grips with

-- that's what I like in a woman!

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-Einon!

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-Einon - if you're coming with us

-you'll have to behave yourself!

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-And what do you want in town?

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-And what do you want in town?

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-I have to see the optician...

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-To test your eyes?

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-To test your eyes?

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-Yes.

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-Why don't you go with him?

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-Why don't you go with him?

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-There's nothing wrong with my eyes.

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-Oh? Then why do you always see

-things differently to others?

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-Ooh!

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-Stand still you sod, if you

-ever want to see the girls again!

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-'Bye, and thank you!

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-Stand still or I'll kill you!

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-Well, I'll be ...

-m'lady was right for once!

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-Some people have got a nerve!

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-Right, get out!

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-Get out - we don't want anything

-from you travelling salesmen!

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-Right, where is that gun?

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-Crikey...give me strength!

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-That had better not be

-another salesman...!

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-Alright, alright, I'm coming...

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-Yes?

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-Yes?

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-I'm sorry to trouble you...

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-Hello, Edwin!

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-Hello, Edwin!

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-Is it you, Wiliam?

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-Of course it's Wiliam

-- how's your leg?

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-I've still got it...!

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-Nice place...is it all yours?

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-Nice place...is it all yours?

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-Oh, no...

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-..just this corner of the table.

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-..just this corner of the table.

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-Oh, well, at least it's a start.

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-Tell me, are you still with, er...

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-Tell me, are you still with, er...

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-With the undertaker?

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-I left that job.

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-I left that job.

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-Why?

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-A mistake.

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-A mistake.

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-A mistake?

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-Did you bury the wrong corpse?

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-Did you bury the wrong corpse?

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-I nearly did...

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-Good grief, who?

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-Good grief, who?

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-Me!

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-How did that happen?

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-How did that happen?

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-Well, I had a tummy upset...

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-..so I took an aspirin...

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-..and went to lie down somewhere

-comfortable - inside a coffin.

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-I must have dropped off, because the

-next thing I knew there was singing.

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-I must have dropped off, because the

-next thing I knew there was singing.

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-At the graveside?

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-Worse.

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-At the crematorium.

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-What happened?

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-What happened?

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-I knocked a few times,

-but they were slow answering.

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-The boss told me he never wanted to

-see me again and I noticed it'd gone

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-What had gone?

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-What had gone?

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-My tummy upset!

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-It's odd how good can

-come of a bad thing.

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-You're right.

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-Have you found another job?

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-Have you found another job?

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-I've just started.

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-What are you doing?

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-What are you doing?

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-I'm a high pressure sales executive.

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-High pressure...?

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-High pressure...?

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-..sales executive.

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-Sounds good -

-what does it mean?

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-I'm a salesman.

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-And I sell gates.

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-What did you say?

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-What did you say?

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-I sell gates.

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-If you're...then,

-who was...er...?

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-Did you pass someone

-on your way here?

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-I don't think so...

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-..is anything wrong?

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-..is anything wrong?

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-It must have been another salesman.

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-I hope you didn't buy anything!

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-I hope you didn't buy anything!

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-Oh, no, no, no...

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-So, there's hope for me, yet!

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-So, there's hope for me, yet!

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-Aren't things going well?

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-No.

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-Difficulty selling your stock?

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-Difficulty selling your stock?

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-Yes.

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-How much have you sold?

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-Half.

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-Half.

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-Half? Half of what?

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-Half your stock,

-half a lorryload?

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-Half a dozen?

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-Half of one gate?

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-But it's a start, eh?

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-How did you manage

-to sell half a gate?

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-A deposit...

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-Well, a deposit is a start.

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-Who gave you the deposit?

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-Who gave you the deposit?

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-I did.

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-Things aren't looking very bright.

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-Unless I sell my stock,

-I'll get the sack.

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-And if I get the sack,

-I won't be able to pay my deposit.

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-You'll lose your deposit as well!

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-I hadn't thought of that.

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-I hadn't thought of that.

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-But you mustn't lose heart!

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-You've only just started...

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-..how long have you been at it?

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-..how long have you been at it?

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-Let's see...

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-..three months.

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-Half a gate in three months?

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-But there we are - it's a start.

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-But there we are - it's a start.

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-It's a start!

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-We need some gates here.

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-We need some gates here.

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-Do you really?

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-There we are again - something

-good turns up when you're down!

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-I'll be down if you

-don't give me a good deal.

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-I'll be down if you

-don't give me a good deal.

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-A deal?

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-You know - I take a little

-and you give a little.

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-No, no, I'm not allowed to give

-- you're supposed to buy.

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-Have you ever heard of 'discount'?

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-Have you ever heard of 'discount'?

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-Discount? What's that?

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-I'll show you what 'discount' is.

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-Is this the last one?

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-Is this the last one?

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-Yes - I can always bring you more.

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-Oh, no thank you, Edwin!

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-Oh, no thank you, Edwin!

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-How about fencing posts?

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-The boss said I'd sell fencing posts

-once some fool bought the gates.

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-'Bye, then. I'll see you next week.

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-At least I got them cheap.

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-Right, Casanova!

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-Try knocking your head against this!

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-Oh, no! She's back!

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-Thank you, Herbert.

-Come and help us, Einon!

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-I'll put the kettle on.

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-No, no, leave that to Einon.

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-I want to hide this dose

-before Wiliam finds it!

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-This way, Mam.

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-I'll bring your handbag.

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-I'll bring your handbag.

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-Very nice!

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-What was that?

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-Where is that farm hand?

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-Where is that farm hand?

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-Let me tell you about the discount.

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-I don't care if it

-was a 100% discount!

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-I've only one thing to say to you,

-and that is...

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-There, that door's on its last legs

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-There, that door's on its last legs

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-There's someone in there!

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-What's going on...?!

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-What's going on...?!

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-Don't, Mrs Jones!

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-Henri!

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-Is that Henri?

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-Is that Henri?

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-Yes, and that's Herbert...!

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-D'you think he likes biscuits?

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