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-Is my cocoa ready, Delyth?	0:00:58	0:01:00
-You greedy so-and-so, Einon!	0:01:10	0:01:12
-Delyth?	0:01:19	0:01:20
-The missus isn't back, is she?	0:01:20	0:01:23
-No. Seen Delyth?	0:01:24	0:01:25
-No. Seen Delyth? - -She isn't here.	0:01:25	0:01:26
-What have you got there?	0:01:26	0:01:27
-What have you got there? - -Not Delyth, but you're close!	0:01:27	0:01:30
-Her boyfriend!	0:01:31	0:01:32
-Her boyfriend! - -Let's see.	0:01:32	0:01:35
-Shut the door - -he hasn't had his medication yet.	0:01:36	0:01:40
-What's that stuff? -What's wrong with him?	0:01:41	0:01:43
-Addled eggs.	0:01:44	0:01:45
-That's all he's given me for weeks.	0:01:45	0:01:49
-I'd say he was doing well to lay -any kind of egg, addled or not!	0:01:49	0:01:53
-It's the hens who lay addled eggs, -and that stupid cockerel's to blame!	0:01:53	0:01:58
-I see! So he isn't... er...	0:01:58	0:02:02
-He isn't, he hasn't, and he won't, -if I don't get some powder down him!	0:02:03	0:02:08
-There's somebody there!	0:02:11	0:02:13
-Please help me catch him!	0:02:14	0:02:17
-I'll call him, and you catch him.	0:02:18	0:02:19
-Call him? What's his name?	0:02:20	0:02:22
-I told you - the boyfriend!	0:02:22	0:02:24
-I told you - the boyfriend! - -Henri?	0:02:24	0:02:26
-You've never called him Henri?	0:02:26	0:02:28
-There'll be no point calling him -anything, if you won't help!	0:02:28	0:02:32
-I hope Delyth doesn't hear!	0:02:33	0:02:35
-I hope Delyth doesn't hear! - -Hear what?	0:02:35	0:02:36
-Here he is. Call him, Wiliam!	0:02:37	0:02:38
-Here he is. Call him, Wiliam! - -I can't.	0:02:38	0:02:40
-What do you mean?	0:02:40	0:02:41
-What do you mean? - -I've forgotten his name.	0:02:41	0:02:43
-I told you - Delyth's boyfriend.	0:02:44	0:02:47
-You mean Henri, do you, Einon?	0:02:47	0:02:48
-You mean Henri, do you, Einon? - -Yes... eh?	0:02:48	0:02:51
-Who said that?	0:02:51	0:02:53
-I did - the white hen, -Henri's girlfriend.	0:02:54	0:02:57
-I didn't know you were there.	0:02:57	0:02:59
-I didn't know you were there. - -Obviously. Is Henri fine down there?	0:02:59	0:03:02
-I'm worried - he's not very lively.	0:03:02	0:03:05
-His name suits him, then.	0:03:05	0:03:08
-Get rid of it before Mam comes back, -or it won't look good for you.	0:03:08	0:03:12
-Is she still feeling low?	0:03:13	0:03:14
-She had to take a taxi - -that's probably why.	0:03:14	0:03:17
-Why did she have to take a taxi? -Couldn't Herbert Thomas take her?	0:03:18	0:03:23
-I nearly forgot - she doesn't want -him mentioned while she's here.	0:03:24	0:03:28
-Who?	0:03:29	0:03:30
-Who? - -Her - the "monster"!	0:03:30	0:03:33
-She phoned to say she'd be on the -Aberystwyth train.	0:03:33	0:03:37
-She'll be staying a few days.	0:03:37	0:03:40
-She'd have stayed a month last time, -but for the dead rat in her bed!	0:03:40	0:03:45
-I wonder who put it there?	0:03:46	0:03:48
-I wonder who put it there? - -I wonder!	0:03:48	0:03:50
-Who is she?	0:03:50	0:03:52
-Auntie Popi. -She's not really related.	0:03:52	0:03:57
-Why call her auntie, then?	0:03:57	0:03:58
-Why call her auntie, then? - -Because she's anti-everything!	0:03:58	0:04:00
-And we're her closest connections.	0:04:00	0:04:03
-Isn't she married?	0:04:03	0:04:04
-Isn't she married? - -She was, and all three are gone.	0:04:04	0:04:08
-Two of them are up there...	0:04:08	0:04:11
-The third took an overdose of All -Bran, and hasn't been seen since!	0:04:11	0:04:16
-I don't know how she got one, -let alone three!	0:04:17	0:04:20
-Is she ugly?	0:04:20	0:04:22
-I've seen a lot of women, -but she's the ugliest of the lot.	0:04:22	0:04:26
-How was she married so often?	0:04:26	0:04:28
-How was she married so often? - -She's rich.	0:04:28	0:04:29
-As rich as she is ugly! -Wait till you see her.	0:04:30	0:04:34
-They're here! Quickly, Einon!	0:04:34	0:04:37
-Don't excite him, or he'll sh...	0:04:38	0:04:40
-We all know what he'll do, -thank you, Einon!	0:04:40	0:04:43
-I've got him!	0:05:02	0:05:04
-Take him back to the hens.	0:05:05	0:05:07
-Take him yourself. -Go on, you brought him in.	0:05:07	0:05:12
-But they'll see me!	0:05:12	0:05:15
-Delyth, put him under your jumper.	0:05:16	0:05:20
-One more lump won't -make a difference!	0:05:20	0:05:23
-Wiliam, for shame!	0:05:23	0:05:25
-Take him out -through the bathroom window!	0:05:26	0:05:30
-Don't let her see the powder!	0:05:35	0:05:38
-In here, Auntie Popi.	0:05:41	0:05:42
-In here, Auntie Popi. - -You have to be firm with his type.	0:05:42	0:05:46
-It's daylight robbery -with these taxi-drivers, you know.	0:05:46	0:05:50
-Who is this?	0:05:59	0:06:00
-Einon was right. -You are a rich woman - very rich.	0:06:00	0:06:05
-Hello, Auntie Popi. Nice to see you. -Did you have a nice journey?	0:06:07	0:06:11
-Don't waste your breath on flattery.	0:06:12	0:06:15
-Where's that nice lad?	0:06:16	0:06:19
-Henri.	0:06:19	0:06:20
-I know his name, thank you. -Why isn't he here?	0:06:20	0:06:24
-He's at work, in the bank.	0:06:24	0:06:26
-In the money, is he? Stick with him, -my girl - a tidy lad.	0:06:26	0:06:31
-Unlike him - is he the farm hand?	0:06:32	0:06:34
-Yes.	0:06:34	0:06:35
-Why isn't he working? Another -layabout, like Einon, I suppose.	0:06:36	0:06:40
-He needs a boot.	0:06:40	0:06:42
-He needs a boot. - -A boot?	0:06:42	0:06:43
-Yes - up his backside!	0:06:43	0:06:45
-If you can find it. Modern men -have such small backsides.	0:06:46	0:06:52
-Maybe you'd lend me some of yours?	0:06:52	0:06:56
-So, he has a tongue in his mouth!	0:06:56	0:06:59
-That's normal around here. -Maybe it's different in Bristol Zoo.	0:07:00	0:07:04
-Isn't that where she comes from?	0:07:04	0:07:06
-Isn't that where she comes from? - -What!	0:07:06	0:07:07
-Tea, anyone?	0:07:08	0:07:09
-Tea, anyone? - -About time. And some currant cake.	0:07:09	0:07:12
-I'll make it now.	0:07:12	0:07:13
-I'll make it now. - -You'll do no such thing!	0:07:13	0:07:16
-You may help, but come straight back -to tell me what's been happening.	0:07:16	0:07:21
-I'll come and help.	0:07:24	0:07:25
-I'll come and help. - -No, you won't!	0:07:25	0:07:27
-You take my cases up to my bedroom.	0:07:27	0:07:31
-Directly above.	0:07:31	0:07:33
-Your bedroom?	0:07:33	0:07:34
-Your bedroom? - -That's what I said.	0:07:34	0:07:37
-I thought it was my bedroom!	0:07:37	0:07:40
-Good Lord! Is this full of make-up?	0:07:42	0:07:45
-Make-up? I never waste money -on such rubbish!	0:07:45	0:07:50
-Surely you're not -naturally that ugly?	0:07:50	0:07:53
-I won't stand here to be insulted!	0:07:54	0:07:57
-Stand at the other end of the yard, -and I'll insult you long-distance!	0:07:57	0:08:01
-Hello. Nyth Cacwn.	0:08:04	0:08:07
-Ah, Mr Thomas.	0:08:07	0:08:09
-How are you, Mr Herbert Thomas?	0:08:09	0:08:12
-You'd like a word... -just a minute, then.	0:08:14	0:08:17
-It's Herbert, and he'd like a word -with someone called "Gwyneth".	0:08:18	0:08:23
-Tell him I'll phone back, -sometime next week.	0:08:24	0:08:28
-I expect you heard that. Good-bye.	0:08:29	0:08:32
-And who is this Herbert?	0:08:32	0:08:36
-Well, come on!	0:08:36	0:08:39
-Auntie Popi!	0:08:44	0:08:46
-A nice woman.	0:08:51	0:08:53
-Who was on the 'phone?	0:08:53	0:08:54
-Who was on the 'phone? - -Who d'you think?	0:08:54	0:08:55
-Oh, no!	0:08:55	0:08:57
-It's her own fault - she usually -'phones him while you're milking.	0:08:57	0:09:01
-Where's Wiliam? I'll skin him alive!	0:09:02	0:09:05
-What did I do? -You usually want to talk to him.	0:09:06	0:09:09
-Not today, while she's listening!	0:09:09	0:09:13
-The old bag!	0:09:13	0:09:14
-The old bag! - -Where's my tea?	0:09:14	0:09:17
-Coming, Auntie!	0:09:17	0:09:20
-Wiliam, this is going too far! -Today again!	0:09:23	0:09:27
-I didn't eat them.	0:09:27	0:09:29
-I didn't eat them. - -Who did, then?	0:09:29	0:09:31
-Einon!	0:09:34	0:09:36
-The bathroom!	0:09:36	0:09:38
-The bathroom! - -What sort of service is this?	0:09:38	0:09:41
-At last.	0:09:48	0:09:50
-At last. - -Come and sit here.	0:09:50	0:09:53
-Who is responsible for this?	0:10:09	0:10:13
-Henri.	0:10:14	0:10:16
-I'll take you to the bathroom.	0:10:16	0:10:18
-I'll take you to the bathroom. - -I know the way, thanks.	0:10:18	0:10:21
-Eurgh!	0:10:22	0:10:24
-Are you all right, Einon?	0:10:34	0:10:35
-I was climbing -out of the bathroom window.	0:10:36	0:10:39
-I lost my footing.	0:10:40	0:10:42
-What about the cockerel?	0:10:43	0:10:44
-I could't hold on to both him -and the window-frame!	0:10:45	0:10:48
-Where is he now?	0:10:49	0:10:50
-Where is he now? - -Still up there.	0:10:50	0:10:52
-In the bathroom?	0:10:52	0:10:52
-In the bathroom? - -Oh no!	0:10:52	0:10:53
-Why, what's wrong?	0:10:54	0:10:57
-The cockerel's after me!	0:10:57	0:11:00
-What's wrong with the stupid woman?	0:11:01	0:11:04
-He hasn't had the powder yet!	0:11:04	0:11:07
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-Definitely, Gwyneth. -But not before you've made sure...	0:11:29	0:11:35
-..that there isn't -another cockerel in the bed.	0:11:35	0:11:39
-I've already checked twice!	0:11:39	0:11:43
-But for someone of my age, one -cockerel a day is more than enough!	0:11:44	0:11:50
-Satisfied?	0:11:55	0:11:57
-What was that - is there a storm?	0:12:04	0:12:08
-Yes - in my bedroom!	0:12:08	0:12:10
-Hold it steady!	0:12:11	0:12:12
-How can I, after the knock I had! -Sending a man of my age...	0:12:12	0:12:18
-Don't blame me! -You brought him in here!	0:12:18	0:12:21
-What are you doing?	0:12:23	0:12:25
-I'm not sure if this is separating -the powder and the sugar properly.	0:12:25	0:12:29
-What d'you mean?	0:12:29	0:12:30
-What d'you mean? - -Try it.	0:12:30	0:12:31
-Not too much, mind - it's strong.	0:12:32	0:12:35
-I was told to make sure there was -nothing between the cockerel...	0:12:35	0:12:39
-..and the hens, -once he'd been dosed.	0:12:40	0:12:43
-As strong as that?	0:12:43	0:12:44
-Guaranteed! He'll go for -the first hen that catches his eye!	0:12:45	0:12:48
-The first hen he sees?	0:12:49	0:12:52
-Don't mess around!	0:13:02	0:13:04
-What on earth is going on?	0:13:15	0:13:17
-Nothing.	0:13:20	0:13:21
-Well, what's he doing on his knees? -Is he a Buddhist, or something?	0:13:22	0:13:26
-He's looking for something.	0:13:26	0:13:29
-He's looking for something. - -You're both looking for trouble.	0:13:29	0:13:31
-One more stunt like that, and you'll -be looking for new lodgings. Right?	0:13:32	0:13:36
-You too, Einon. Understand?	0:13:37	0:13:40
-I can understand quite well - -I'm just deaf!	0:13:40	0:13:43
-When it suits you!	0:13:44	0:13:47
-All right, Auntie! -Has anyone seen Delyth?	0:13:47	0:13:50
-So, there you are.	0:13:52	0:13:53
-So, there you are. - -Why, is anything wrong?	0:13:53	0:13:55
-Only these two clowns -messing around!	0:13:56	0:13:59
-And Auntie Popi's -about to go to bed.	0:13:59	0:14:02
-Oh, no - she'll never leave.	0:14:02	0:14:04
-Why don't you tell her to leave?	0:14:04	0:14:07
-Why don't you tell her to leave? - -I couldn't do that, because...	0:14:07	0:14:09
-Because she might not -leave us any money!	0:14:09	0:14:12
-What a dreadful thing to say!	0:14:12	0:14:15
-Why can't you be nice to the woman?	0:14:15	0:14:18
-That would be like shaking hands -with a crocodile.	0:14:19	0:14:22
-She probably snaps off the head -of every man she doesn't like!	0:14:23	0:14:28
-Einon, d'you know -the Sun's 'phone number?	0:14:30	0:14:33
-What for?	0:14:34	0:14:35
-I thought that if they wanted a -close-up of the Loch Ness Monster...	0:14:35	0:14:39
-..they'd find it in my bed!	0:14:40	0:14:42
-That's enough! She may be difficult, -but not as bad as you make out.	0:14:42	0:14:48
-You share your bedroom with her, -then.	0:14:48	0:14:52
-What are you talking about?	0:14:52	0:14:54
-What are you talking about? - -Someone has to - I've nowhere to go.	0:14:54	0:14:56
-Have my bed.	0:14:56	0:14:57
-Have my bed. - -Thanks. I won't disturb you.	0:14:57	0:15:00
-I said have my bed, not share it!	0:15:00	0:15:03
-And where will you sleep?	0:15:03	0:15:05
-And where will you sleep? - -In Einon's bed!	0:15:05	0:15:08
-I'll sleep in Delyth's bed, Delyth -in Einon's, and Einon in yours!	0:15:08	0:15:13
-And where am I supposed to sleep?	0:15:13	0:15:16
-Herbert Thomas probably has a cosy -little place reserved for you...	0:15:16	0:15:20
-Leave him out of it. He's not to be -mentioned while she's still here!	0:15:20	0:15:25
-That's a blessing!	0:15:27	0:15:28
-That's a blessing! - -Where's my tea?	0:15:28	0:15:30
-The kettle's boiling!	0:15:30	0:15:32
-Make her some tea, for God's sake! -I'm off to bed, with some company.	0:15:33	0:15:37
-How many are you taking?	0:15:40	0:15:42
-Two - one for each clown -in this house!	0:15:42	0:15:45
-This place is going to the dogs.	0:16:04	0:16:06
-What?	0:16:06	0:16:07
-What? - -Just talking to myself.	0:16:07	0:16:09
-Her upstairs...	0:16:10	0:16:11
-Her upstairs... - -Yes, she's too much, for all of us.	0:16:11	0:16:14
-But we should still be positive - -apply for a Tourist Board grant.	0:16:14	0:16:20
-I can just see the advert - -"Welcome to Nyth Cacwn...	0:16:21	0:16:26
-..a traditional Welsh farmstead with -some very special attractions...	0:16:26	0:16:31
-..every morning, come and see -Einon, the village idiot...	0:16:32	0:16:36
-...chasing his cockerel...	0:16:36	0:16:39
-..and in the afternoon, Delyth, the -beautiful Maid of the Mountains...	0:16:39	0:16:43
-..feeding the Horrible Monster!"	0:16:44	0:16:47
-What d'you think?	0:16:47	0:16:48
-That your imagination is better -than your English!	0:16:49	0:16:53
-What does she want, now?	0:16:54	0:16:56
-More tea! And make sure -it's proper brown tea, this time!	0:16:56	0:17:01
-I'll do my best.	0:17:02	0:17:04
-More demands?	0:17:04	0:17:05
-She'll be like that until we get rid -of her. There must be some way...	0:17:05	0:17:10
-There's no sugar left.	0:17:10	0:17:11
-There's no sugar left. - -The rest is in the bowl, in there.	0:17:11	0:17:14
-Get rid of her, you said? -In the tea!	0:17:27	0:17:30
-Wiliam, -that's taking things too far!	0:17:31	0:17:35
-I know she's unpleasant, and -a nuisance, but poison in her tea?	0:17:35	0:17:41
-Not poison...	0:17:41	0:17:44
-Where's your mother?	0:17:45	0:17:46
-Where's your mother? - -Still in bed.	0:17:46	0:17:47
-Right! Here's what we'll do!	0:17:47	0:17:49
-First of all, 'phone Herbert Thomas.	0:17:49	0:17:53
-Yes, Herbert Thomas. And then...	0:17:53	0:17:57
-Dementia Antipopica... -I've never heard of it.	0:18:03	0:18:08
-No tea, thanks. -I had one when you 'phoned.	0:18:09	0:18:11
-Come on - Delyth made it specially.	0:18:11	0:18:14
-No, thanks, -I'm cutting down on sugar.	0:18:15	0:18:18
-One small one, then.	0:18:19	0:18:21
-One small one, then. - -Have more than one!	0:18:21	0:18:22
-On no account!	0:18:22	0:18:25
-Dementia Antipopica, you said.	0:18:25	0:18:28
-Was the Doctor quite sure?	0:18:29	0:18:30
-Was the Doctor quite sure? - -Yes! -No!	0:18:30	0:18:32
-That is to say, he was quite certain -that the symptoms...	0:18:32	0:18:36
-..were fairly definitely similar...	0:18:37	0:18:40
-..to an identical illness, -if not to the disease itself.	0:18:41	0:18:45
-If you see what I mean.	0:18:45	0:18:47
-If you see what I mean. - -Of course.	0:18:47	0:18:49
-I think I'll take another spoonful. -It's not very sweet, is it?	0:18:51	0:18:56
-Yes indeed, her behaviour -when I 'phoned this morning was...	0:18:58	0:19:03
-..strange?	0:19:03	0:19:05
-..strange? - -To say the least.	0:19:05	0:19:07
-There she goes again!	0:19:08	0:19:10
-Gwyneth made that noise?	0:19:11	0:19:13
-Isn't it awful?	0:19:14	0:19:16
-For the last time, -where's my brown tea?	0:19:17	0:19:21
-Coming, Mam!	0:19:22	0:19:24
-Mam? Since when am I your mother? -Now, get a move on!	0:19:24	0:19:28
-That voice...	0:19:29	0:19:30
-She keeps thinking she's someone -else - some "Auntie Popi"...	0:19:30	0:19:35
-Isn't it terrible?	0:19:36	0:19:37
-Isn't it terrible? - -Yes, and so sudden.	0:19:37	0:19:39
-Drink your tea, before it goes cold.	0:19:39	0:19:42
-Perhaps you'd like to see her?	0:19:46	0:19:49
-Well...	0:19:50	0:19:51
-Finish your tea, -and we'll go up together.	0:19:51	0:19:55
-Herbert, what are you doing here?	0:20:00	0:20:02
-Don't get excited - they've -explained about your illness.	0:20:03	0:20:07
-But I'm not ill!	0:20:07	0:20:09
-But I'm not ill! - -Of course... now, come along.	0:20:09	0:20:11
-Don't talk to me like that!	0:20:11	0:20:14
-Come now... Auntie Popi!	0:20:14	0:20:18
-Are you daft? -Auntie Popi's up there!	0:20:19	0:20:23
-Yes, rest her soul!	0:20:23	0:20:28
-Yes, rest her soul! - -No - up there!	0:20:28	0:20:31
-Don't get excited.	0:20:32	0:20:33
-Don't get excited. - -Excited?	0:20:33	0:20:36
-She's out of bed!	0:20:36	0:20:38
-Right - I've warned you! -I'm coming down!	0:20:38	0:20:44
-Quick - out, before she sees you!	0:20:44	0:20:47
-Quick - out, before she sees you! - -But he hasn't finished his tea!	0:20:47	0:20:50
-She's coming!	0:20:51	0:20:53
-Where is he?	0:20:54	0:20:56
-Here I am, my love!	0:21:03	0:21:05
-Come here, my love!	0:21:40	0:21:43
-Herbert!	0:21:46	0:21:48
-Now then Henri, how many spoonfuls -of sugar - three, four, five...!	0:22:27	0:22:32
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