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-Hello, Twm. You're in good time.

-They're all inside, getting ready.

-Ready for what?

-Ready for what?

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-They're all going away.

-Right - put these away, quick.

-You'll cop it, if she gets

-to know about this sly egg-dealing!

-You'd be in deeper trouble if the

-Queen knew you were selling them!

-She's unlikely to visit these parts!

-Where are they, then - the fags?

-You promised me a packet of fags

-for doing this job for you.

-Hey! What's this?

-You gave me twenty last week.

-I thought ten might be better

-for your health.

-I'll just pop in to say hello.

-This rain's never-ending.

-How are you, Twm?

-How are you, Twm?

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-Soaked.

-I can't understand why it's so wet.

-I can't understand why it's so wet.

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-It's because of the rain.

-Those fags'll be the death of you.

-They haven't killed me yet.

-They haven't killed me yet.

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-Tea?

-I'd better not - I'm in a hurry.

-Well, half a cup then.

-Well, half a cup then.

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-Make up your mind, we're in a hurry.

-Where's Billy the Kid today?

-Getting ready for the wedding.

-He's best man for that mate of his.

-Of course, today's the day.

-The weather was fine when I married.

-But the storms came later on?

-Yes - I've almost been struck by

-lightning a few times!

-Well, how do I look?

-D'you think you're going to a fair?

-Change that stupid shirt!

-You're the Best Man!

-You can't go in a black shirt.

-You're not going to a funeral.

-You're not going to a funeral.

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-You haven't seen the bride!

-What will people think of us?

-What will people think of us?

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-You look like the Maffia!

-Tell this boy to change

-that black shirt and daft tie!

-People will think he's an idiot.

-People will think he's an idiot.

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-We know that already!

-Mam's right - put on a white shirt.

-I haven't worn one since I was a kid

-- anyway, I haven't got one.

-You have!

-You have!

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-Haven't!

-Have!

-Have!

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-Haven't!

-Yes, you do have a white shirt.

-Where?

-Where?

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-Your wardrobe.

-And what right did you have

-to look in my wardrobe?

-Your wardrobe? It's been

-in my family for generations.

-I can well believe it. I'm going

-to tell the Pope I've found it.

-Found what?

-Noah's Ark! I'm scared of opening

-the doors in case they come out.

-Giraffes, kangaroos, hippopotamus...

-For the last time, get changed!

-But I haven't got another shirt!

-Take off that foolish shirt,

-and get upstairs with Delyth!

-Why didn't you say so earlier?

-Delyth - shall I take off

-my trousers as well?

-Twm, have you seen Einon?

-Er...just briefly.

-Why - is anything wrong?

-I don't understand it. He says

-the hens still won't lay any eggs.

-Yes, he said he was worried that

-you weren't getting many eggs.

-Sorry, Missus, no eggs at all.

-I want to know where they are.

-Well well, Twm Post!

-And how are you on this wet morning?

-We've already met.

-We've already met.

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-I thought you'd already met.

-Yes, we have.

-Of course. I've known Twm for years,

-and his father before him.

-I remember your dad delivering

-letters for years and years.

-Your dad always had a bit of news.

-Have you got any news this morning?

-No, not much.

-What about Herbert Thomas?

-Did he have any news this morning?

-Didn't he mention tonight's Dinner?

-No... er, yes, he did.

-I saw him in the lane, and he said

-"I'm going to the Dinner tonight".

-That's news!

-That's news!

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-Quite an evening!

-Did he say who he's taking

-with him this year?

-Well, I've heard that you, Missus,

-are the lucky woman. Am I right?

-Yes, he has asked me.

-Well, you watch yourself.

-They say he's quite a womaniser!

-I've heard that nobody goes to

-the Dinner with him a second time.

-Because they've no strength left!

-Right, put this on.

-But it isn't mine - it's a new one.

-Of course. You wouldn't buy one,

-so somebody else had to.

-Thanks. I must remember

-to pay you back some time.

-You'll have no chance to forget -

-I told the shop you'd pay on Monday.

-Pay! How much was it?

-The shirt was 20.

-The tie was 5, the cuff-links 3.

-28 altogether.

-You spent my money without asking,

-on things I'll never wear again!

-Why didn't you buy a shirt with

-buttons, instead of this nonsense?

-D'you realise what I earn?

-D'you realise what I earn?

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-Of course - we pay you.

-Oh, yes.

-These are nice cuff-links.

-Could I borrow them for a funeral?

-It's too tight!

-You're such a baby!

-Well, what d'you think?

-How much was this?

-How much was this?

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-That's free!

-For all it's costing,

-I might as well be getting married!

-Who'd be stupid enough to marry you?

-One of the bridesmaids, perhaps?

-One of the bridesmaids, perhaps?

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-There's only one, and she's seven!

-Off you go, then.

-Only the bride may be late today.

-Enjoy yourself, and don't get drunk.

-Enjoy yourself, and don't get drunk.

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-And don't lose the ring!

-Mam...

-I'd best be off, too.

-Where are our letters?

-Where are our letters?

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-There aren't any - just rain!

-Mam! Mr Thomas is here.

-Mam! Mr Thomas is here.

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-I'll be down, now.

-What on earth is that hat?

-Like it? It's a special surprise.

-It's awful! I wouldn't put that

-on a scarecrow!

-Don't listen to her -

-you look like a queen.

-You'll steal the show tonight.

-Now, for the Flower Show!

-Of course! Let's go, then.

-And don't forget the milking,

-tonight, Delyth.

-Aren't you coming back to do it?

-Aren't you coming back to do it?

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-Of course not. We won't have time.

-Tough, then.

-Henri and I will be out all day.

-Out all day?

-You knew that Wiliam was off today.

-So did you. Anyway,

-we arranged this days ago.

-Hello, lovey ducks.

-Don't be silly, Henri.

-I'll get my coat.

-I'm sorry. I don't know

-what's wrong with her.

-She forgot she has to do the milking

-tonight. You don't mind, do you?

-No. We'll get back early, and I'll

-watch telly while Delyth's milking.

-So long as we're at Dic and Nia's

-by eight, there's no problem.

-No problem?

-You do the milking,

-I'll watch telly.

-Nonsense!

-Henri isn't used to handling teats

-and suchlike, are you, Henri?

-Well, we can't do the milking.

-Neither can we. Come on,

-or the afternoon will be over.

-But...

-But...

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-Is the car locked?

-Of course.

-Of course.

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-Where are the keys?

-Are you coming with me, or going

-to the Flower Show with these two?

-How nice! I haven't been

-to a flower show for weeks.

-Delyth! Oh, that girl!

-I don't know what's come over her.

-Well, you wouldn't be in this mess

-if you'd accepted my offer.

-But I'm still willing to discuss it.

-Not now! Right now I'm just worried

-about who'll do the milking.

-Einon, you're not going anywhere

-this afternoon, are you?

-What do you mean, maybe?

-What do you mean, maybe?

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-I may go, and I may not.

-Go where?

-Go where?

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-Away. I want to go away.

-Einon, please, I beg of you - do

-the milking, and go away afterwards.

-Ah! I see - you want me

-to do the milking.

-Yes. You will, won't you?

-But I'm retired. I'm not supposed

-to work, because I get a pension.

-Wiliam gets paid for milking now,

-and I shouldn't do it for nothing...

-..when Wiliam is paid not to do it,

-if you see what I mean.

-And I wanted to go away, too.

-Have you 5, Herbert?

-Have you 5, Herbert?

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-Don't worry, 10 will be fine!

-Come on, for heaven's sake.

-It can't be helped - I can't

-go to town with the car dirty.

-And tell your farm hand -

-the cows are far too messy.

-They're not like you, Henri.

-And what do you mean by that?

-House-trained.

-Wiliam will have to talk to them.

-And where is he?

-And where is he?

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-At a wedding, Henri.

-A wedding?

-What usually happens

-to courting couples!

-You know, we've been courting for

-nearly 6 years and 10 months.

-How time flies!

-Sometimes. Step on it, then!

-You said you didn't want

-to come back.

-Are we going, or not?

-Wouldn't it be nice if Mr Thomas

-and your mother got married.

-What's happening about the milking?

-I don't know, and I don't care.

-Now, come on!

-Isn't she pretty.

-He must make her feel young.

-So long as he doesn't make her feel

-anything else. Put it in gear!

-I'm doing my best.

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-Why did you want to come back early?

-Why did you want to come back early?

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-A headache.

-I thought only married women

-had those.

-Don't nag.

-Dic and Nia are my best friends,

-and it was rude to leave like that.

-Dic and Nia are boring, boring!

-How are they boring?

-How are they boring?

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-Dic goes on about the same things.

-Where they went on holiday,

-what they've bought for the house...

-..when and where he'll change his

-car. Nia's got babies on the brain.

-She should talk less, and have one!

-They've been very kind to us.

-Only because they want a captive

-audience for their selfish talking.

-Listen.

-Dic and Nia are fine in small doses.

-But we should spend more time

-by ourselves.

-Why cross the river to fetch water

-when there's a tap in the house?

-Are you feeling all right?

-I thought you had a headache.

-I'm making a fast recovery!

-You planned this, didn't you?

-You planned this, didn't you?

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-No... well...

-..before the headache, it did cross

-my mind that the house was empty.

-And perhaps we could...

-And perhaps we could...

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-Delyth! What are you doing!

-Relax! The bank manager

-isn't watching you now!

-That's not what I'm worried about!

-Ouch!

-Ouch!

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-Wait there - I'll be back, now.

-Ouch!

-Hold it steady!

-Hold it steady!

-Look what you've done!

-It's ruined! I only bought it today.

-What will Mummy say?

-Don't! You'll make it worse!

-Mummy'll give me a row, and it's

-gone through to my underpants now!

-Come upstairs to change.

-I'll find something of Wiliam's.

-I'll find something of Wiliam's.

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-I'm soaking wet.

-So this is where you live!

-So this is where you live!

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-Yes. Come through to the kitchen.

-D'you live here by yourself?

-D'you live here by yourself?

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-Er... yes, yes, I do.

-Kinky! So you wear long-johns?

-Are you wearing some now? Let's see!

-Those aren't mine.

-They're... Grandpa's.

-You said you lived alone.

-I do... well, in a way,

-except for Grandpa and Grandma.

-But Grandma isn't here now.

-She was here, but not any more.

-And Grandpa's in bed.

-But won't he hear us, and come down?

-No - he's rheumatic.

-He can't come downstairs.

-And he's blind and deaf.

-He's stuck up there all the time?

-Yes, but he's quite content. He has

-a television, and all he needs.

-He doesn't need a television,

-if he's deaf and blind.

-He's only colour-blind!

-So you own this farm?

-Er... yes. It was given to me,

-by Grandpa and Grandma.

-For nothing?

-For nothing?

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-Er... yes, because I look after...

-...them.

-So you're rich, are you?

-So you're rich, are you?

-

-Well...

-The accountant said last week...

-..considering the value of the farm

-and the stock, I'm a millionaire.

-I'm so glad I met you.

-Some things are more important...

-than money.

-So where's your Grandma?

-Well, she went a bit doolally.

-I couldn't cope by myself.

-I had to take her to hospital.

-She may come back, but I doubt it.

-She's eighty-eight, you see.

-If I'm not back by midnight,

-Daddy'll kill me.

-Your dad's a librarian, isn't he?

-Your dad's a librarian, isn't he?

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-Yes.

-What's so funny about that?

-I just thought that if I kept you

-out after midnight, he'd fine me!

-Slow down!

-Who's this?

-Who's this?

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-That's Delyth, my sister.

-Where does she live, then?

-Where does she live, then?

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-America.

-She's married to a cowboy.

-She's married to a cowboy.

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-You're joking!

-She married an American

-with a ranch.

-I haven't seen her in five years.

-Would you like to see her again?

-Would you like to see her again?

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-Yes, but not tonight.

-I can think of better things

-to do tonight.

-I've got a sister, too.

-She was married at 18,

-but I think she regrets it now.

-How old is she now?

-How old is she now?

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-Twenty!

-She soon changed her mind!

-She soon changed her mind!

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-Well, she saw me having a good time.

-Yes, we are having a good time.

-I don't want to marry too young. I

-don't want to lose my independence.

-Carry on like this,

-and you'll certainly keep it!

-One thing I'd like to do before

-marrying is go on a world cruise.

-I'd have to save for ages before

-going anywhere, on my wages.

-Get a better job, then.

-Get a better job, then.

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-I've just done 3 training schemes.

-Three?

-Three?

-

-Yes. The first was selling petrol.

-But I was sacked after 3 days,

-for making a mistake.

-I put diesel instead of petrol

-in the boss's car. He went berserk.

-There was no need for that.

-Diesel's cheaper than petrol.

-Then, in a solicitor's office.

-And you were sacked again.

-No, I told him to stuff his job,

-because he was harassing me.

-What did he do?

-He called me into the office, and

-squashed me against the typewriter.

-I was bruised all over.

-I was bruised all over.

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-He had more luck than some.

-Now I work in a doctor's surgery.

-It's not bad, but everybody

-who comes in seems to be ill.

-But that's why they come!

-Everything

-must be kept confidential.

-Guess who came in today? Councillor

-Evans, and he's going to have a...

-..no, I mustn't say!

-He's going to have a...

-Never!

-But he's 60!

-I know, and he wants it private,

-to get it done fast.

-Holy bananas!

-Well, Linda,

-as your personal physician...

-..let me give you a Full Medical.

-What on earth was that noise?

-Probably Grandpa, getting up.

-Grandpa? Oh, yes, of course!

-D'you know what I'd like?

-A coffee - my mouth's dry.

-I'm sure!

-Shall I make it?

-No, you rest your mouth there!

-Holy bananas - they're back!

-Who?

-Who?

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-G-g-grandma!

-But she's in hospital!

-But she's in hospital!

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-She'll kill us if she finds us!

-Look, Herbert, Einon's gone and left

-the door open and the lights on.

-Wait till I get hold of him!

-She sounds nasty!

-Who's that with her?

-Who's that with her?

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-Her personal psychiatrist!

-Well, I'm glad to be home.

-Half of them were blind drunk.

-Yes, a few went over the top.

-Did you hear that?

-Everybody drunk at the hospital!

-And what were the mayoress and the

-huntsman up to, in the cloakroom?

-He was after something, I expect.

-It upsets me to see a woman in her

-position, playing around like that.

-I feel sorry for her husband.

-Do you think it's warm in here?

-Yes, somewhat...

-I hope you don't mind

-that I dragged you home so early.

-I'd rather ten minutes with you,

-than a whole evening with them!

-That psychiatrist's kissing

-your Grandma!

-It's part of the treatment!

-I think he's a dirty old pig!

-The wine's gone to your head.

-I don't need wine

-to show my feelings for you.

-You're a very exciting woman!

-He should be reported

-to the Medical Council!

-I haven't said this before,

-but I think now is the time.

-What on earth?

-What are you doing here?

-I could ask the same! What you were

-up to doesn't bear thinking about!

-At your age, too!

-At your age, too!

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-And what were you doing upstairs?

-Wasn't the sofa good enough?

-Look here - we went upstairs,

-because Henri wet his trousers.

-Shut up, both of you!

-What? Don't talk to me like that

-in my own home!

-Calm down!

-Calm down!

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-I've got to go to the toilet!

-Linda, meet Grandma.

-You don't look eighty-eight!

-And this is the psychiatrist.

-And this is the psychiatrist.

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-You should be struck off!

-If you believe that this is

-Grandpa, you'll believe anything!

-Hello, Grandpa!

-You must be Delyth, from America.

-So where's this cowboy, then?

-He's right by your side!

-This time you've gone too far!

-Everybody's been farther than me

-tonight!

-Watch your mouth!

-Don't talk to Mam like that! You'd

-no right to bring this floozy here!

-I had as much right as anybody -

-I pay for my keep!

-You took advantage!

-No more than anybody else,

-coming back for a sly snog!

-Right, you've gone too far!

-Come in, my darling.

-All the others are out tonight!

-Shall I do the milking tomorrow?

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