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Hello. Are you lost? Come in.

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Come into this weird little room.

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We're going to play a game called Only Connect.

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I'm going to ask some questions and you won't know any of the answers.

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But that's OK. There are no prizes, I can't hear you

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and consciousness is finite, so nothing matters anyway.

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Let's meet the teams.

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On my right - Douglas Thompson,

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an Oxford English graduate who can name every king and queen

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of the British monarchy and was once caught up in a Turkish rebellion.

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Khuram Rashid, an English and drama graduate

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who is attempting to break a world record

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by travelling through every London Tube station

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in the fastest possible time.

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And their captain, Mark Seager,

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a modern languages graduate who once scored minus 200%

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on an exam he sat on a student exchange programme in Belgium.

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United by their passion for all things European,

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they are the Europhiles.

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So, Mark, what's your favourite thing about Europe?

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I think the fact that you've got so many countries in a relatively small

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area that have all got very diverse sort of cultures and things going on.

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And what are the main diversities between, say,

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Belgium and Luxembourg?

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I've not made it to Luxembourg yet, so I wouldn't be able to comment.

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Although I did once have a Luxembourgeoise housemate

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-and she said it was basically just an extension of Belgium.

-Excellent.

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And the first time "Luxembourgeoise" has been said on the show,

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-so congratulations for that.

-Really?

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Good luck tonight.

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You will be facing, on my left, Hamish Galloway,

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a Cambridge maths graduate and fellow of

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the Institute and Faculty of Actuaries,

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who came second in a national maths competition at the age of 15.

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Nick Latham, an Arsenal supporter who enjoys live music

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and once attended 40 gigs in one year.

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And their captain, Davina Galloway,

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a civil servant and magistrate who met her

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husband Hamish at a music quiz and was once bitten by a scorpion.

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United by their DNA, they are the Relatives.

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Although I am hoping that Mr and Mrs Galloway aren't united by their DNA.

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-Tell us, Davina, how you are all related.

-Nicholas is my son.

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I'm the only person that calls him Nicholas, but Nicholas is my son

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and Hamish is my husband.

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And do you think we will be seeing family bickering tonight?

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-Absolutely.

-I'll look forward to that. Let's start the quiz.

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In Round One, I simply want to know what is the connection

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between four apparently random clues, but the fewer clues the teams

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need to see before getting the right answer, the more points they get.

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Relatives, you won the toss so you'll be going first.

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Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.

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Twisted Flax, please.

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Twisted Flax.

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What is the connection between these clues?

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Here's the first.

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-Take next.

-Next, please.

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A tub of Vitalite.

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THEY CONFER

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-Take the next one.

-Next, please.

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"Nuclear power? No thanks." So that's a symbol with the...

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THEY CONFER

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Next, please.

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Flag of Argentina.

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THEY CONFER

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Five seconds.

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A circle. Things in a circle.

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BELL

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They've got circles in the middle of them.

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That's not the answer, I'm afraid,

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so I'll go to the Europhiles

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for a possible bonus point.

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Do they all have the sun on them?

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Or depictions of the sun.

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They have pictures of the sun

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with a face on it.

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They all have that.

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But they do all feature the sun, yes. The Teletubbies do.

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A tub of Vitalite has got the sun

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with a pair of sunglasses, I think.

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As John Finnemore would say,

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to protect it from what? Itself?

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And "Nuclear power? No thanks"

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was a badge, wasn't it?

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With the sun. It said that on it.

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The flag of Argentina has the sun on some stripes.

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So you get the bonus point, Europhiles. And you get the chance

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to choose your own hieroglyph.

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-Water, please.

-Water.

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What is the connection

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between these clues?

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Here's the first.

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New Year: 1am. Anything? Next.

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Chinese New Year: 1am.

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Something that happens.

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It could be time zones.

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Different time zones.

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I suppose so, yes.

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New Year: 1am here would be

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back in the Atlantic somewhere. Next.

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Diwali: 1am.

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I don't know what this is.

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Shall we take the next one?

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Does anything happen in Diwali?

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-I don't know.

-Next.

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November: midnight.

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Five seconds.

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No. We don't know.

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Don't know, so a possible

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bonus chance for the Relatives now.

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It's the latest you're allowed

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to let off fireworks in the UK.

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That is it. That is when the

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letting off of fireworks must stop.

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It's the moment when the fun stops

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on all those

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firework-friendly occasions.

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You get the bonus, Relatives,

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and you may now choose a question.

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-Eye of Horus, please.

-OK.

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What connects these clues?

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The time starts now.

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That's a sort of "b" symbol.

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-Next.

-Next, please.

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I have no idea what that is.

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So I would take another one.

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Next, please.

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Hugh Laurie's sporting prize.

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He was a rower in the boat race.

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But...

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Is that...he got his oars? I imagine he got an oar.

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Whether that fits in with anything else, I don't know.

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-Take the next one.

-Next, please.

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-Rare steak. Blue.

-Five seconds.

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So you've got blue. It's blue.

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BELL

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We think they're all blue.

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The answer is blue.

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Yes, Hugh Laurie got a blue

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for rowing when he was at Cambridge.

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Rare steak is known as blue.

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A blue note is flattened.

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And what about the second one?

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-Polyommatus icarus.

-No idea.

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It's the common blue butterfly.

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They are all blue, so well done. And, Europhiles, it's your turn.

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-Two Reeds, please.

-Two Reeds.

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CHIME

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The music question.

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You'll be shouting, "Next,"

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when you want to hear

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the next clue this time.

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Here's the first.

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# I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French. #

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This is Maximo Park.

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It's called Graffiti. Next, please.

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MUSIC: "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead

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That's... It's umlauts. It's umlauts.

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There's one above the I in Maximo.

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OK.

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BELL

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These acts all have

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an umlaut in their name.

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That's absolutely right.

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Coming in after two clues,

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you get three points.

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Gratuitous umlauts.

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You heard, I think you said,

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Maximo Park and Motorhead.

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You would have heard

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Blue Oyster Cult,

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or perhaps Oe-yster Cult,

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and the last one would have been Spinal Tap.

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Back to you, Relatives, for a choice.

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A Horned Viper, please.

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Horned Viper.

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This is the picture question,

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so you'll be seeing pictures.

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What connects them? Here's the first.

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Right, I don't know what that is.

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Next, please.

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That's the computer that took on people on Jeopardy.

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But what it's called, I don't know.

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-Go for next.

-Next, please.

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That's Lucy Liu.

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She's Watson in Elementary.

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-Try it again then.

-Next, please.

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-Oh, it's Watson.

-It is Watson. Yeah, take it.

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BELL

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Watson.

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The answer is Watson.

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Yes, that Emma Watson in the last picture.

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And you recognised Lucy Liu playing

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Dr Joan Watson in Elementary.

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A revolutionary feminist move.

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They actually cast a woman

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to play the...submissive assistant.

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And the second one, Watson is the name, of course,

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of the computer quiz contestant who played on Jeopardy.

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They brought that computer in to try

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Only Connect. It simply exploded.

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Do you want to have a guess now

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-at the first one?

-I was wondering

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whether it was Crick and Watson.

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But something to do with the DNA.

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You're basically right.

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It's the base pair.

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The Watson and Crick base pair.

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It is named after those people. So very well done.

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And one question remains. It'll be

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the Lion for you, Europhiles.

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Your time starts now.

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Croatian tennis player. Next.

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The UAE. Don't know how that connects with Goran...

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It's in seven parts, isn't it?

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-He doesn't.

-He doesn't, no.

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Next.

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Unimaginative. Oh.

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Goran was sometimes called Boring Goran.

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I don't know how that connects with the UAE.

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Next.

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Verisimilitude.

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-OK, so real appearance.

-Five seconds.

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No? No.

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Don't know it. So it's the last

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bonus chance of the round.

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Have they got either asteroids

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or maybe people who are magicians

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in the middle of their names, hidden in the middle of their names?

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No, they haven't. But next series

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we are definitely going to construct

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that question. No, now,

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it is to do with the words. So you

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were right to look for that, Hamish.

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With this question,

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as the poet Yeats would say,

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a terrible beauty is born.

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If you look at them, you will see

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they all alternate

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vowels and consonants.

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The name of Goran Ivanisevic

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and the United Arab Emirates

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and the words unimaginative

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and verisimilitude -

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vowels and consonants

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one after another.

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At the end of Round One, then,

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the Relatives have three points,

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the Europhiles have four.

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In Round Two, there are sequences and this time the teams may

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see only three clues, because I want to know what comes fourth.

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Relatives, you'll be going first again.

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Which hieroglyph would you like?

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Eye of Horus, please.

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OK, you'll be seeing the first of a sequence.

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I want to know what would come fourth. Time starts now.

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Beijing 2000.

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-The Olympics?

-Well, no, no,

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that's one of the Olympics. Go next.

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Next, please.

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Rome 2004.

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THEY CONFER

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Rome hasn't been an Olympic city.

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-It's not World Cup.

-Next, please.

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It isn't Commonwealth Games.

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What happens in four-year intervals as well?

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G7 conference 2012.

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THEY CONFER

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Five seconds.

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Take 2012 London.

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BELL

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2012 and London.

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Not the answer, I'm afraid.

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You could get a bonus, Europhiles.

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It's the...

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Sochi

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20... 2014.

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That's wrong on many counts.

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No, the answer is Paris 2012.

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It is to do with the Olympic Games.

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But it's the places

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that came second in the bids.

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So, in 2012, Paris came second.

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The winner was, of course, London.

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So, no points there but, Europhiles,

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you may choose a question.

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-Two Reeds, please.

-Two Reeds.

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What would come fourth in this sequence?

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And they're going to be picture clues. Here's the first.

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That's... That's Laa-Laa.

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OK. Next.

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Is that a quarry or a...?

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THEY CONFER

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Next.

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That...

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-Oh. Hawaii is H-A.

-Yes.

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THEY CONFER

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So it's L, H, I, J, K, L.

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Oh, no, so it's H-A, J-A...

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-Five seconds.

-..L-A.

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F-A.

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BELL

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The musical note "fa".

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Not the right answer, I'm afraid.

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Bonus chance for the Relatives.

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Do we have anything?

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-Musical note "ti" then?

-"Ti".

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That's not it either.

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Now, I'm going to tell you I would

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have accepted the answer kangaroo.

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And you're going to think that you're right,

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it's about the beginnings of the words, but it's not.

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It's about the ends of the words.

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Laa-Laa ends in a double A.

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Double A, double E, double I, double O.

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What's in the second picture?

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-I'm not sure.

-Scree.

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Yes, it's some scree.

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Ending in a double E.

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Hawaii in a double I.

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And I needed something that

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finished with a double O,

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for example, kangaroo.

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Relatives, it's your turn again.

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What would you like?

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-Horned Viper, please.

-Horned Viper.

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What would be the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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Kings.

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Next, these.

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It must be people's names.

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J-H. So E-R-G. Anybody?

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J-H. Anybody?

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Next, please.

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Leonard James... Who is...? Is that the names of...

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the Blair children?

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The Leonard one is the youngest one, isn't the?

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THEY CONFER

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Three seconds.

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BELL

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Hamish to answer.

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No, we have nothing.

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Nothing. OK.

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A chance for you then, Europhiles.

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Charles Andrew Edward.

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That's not it.

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The answer is Margaret Hilda.

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Why is it Margaret Hilda?

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-Middle names of...

-Full names of...

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Prime Ministers.

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Yes, now, here's the fiendish thing.

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Edward Richard George,

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those are the names of...

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-Ted Heath.

-..Ted Heath.

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James Harold is Harold Wilson.

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Leonard James is James Callaghan

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and next would be

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Margaret Hilda Thatcher.

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It's a very strange thing that,

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of the six Labour Prime Ministers there have been,

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three of them have had

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the first name James,

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but none of them used it.

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The only one that was called James, James Callaghan,

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is actually called Leonard.

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Europhiles, it's your turn.

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Twisted Flax, please.

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The Twisted Flax.

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What is the fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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He was Children's Laureate.

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Next.

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Anthony Browne. Oh, they're all Children's...

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It's Malorie Blackman now, isn't it?

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BELL

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Malorie Blackman.

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Coming in after two clues,

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you get three points.

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The answer is Malorie Blackman.

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And why is that?

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They are the four most recent holders

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of the children's Laureate position.

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That's right. And the current

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Children's Laureate, Malorie Blackman,

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would be next in the sequence. Well done.

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Back to you, Relatives.

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The last choice of the round.

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-Water, please.

-OK.

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What would be the fourth in the Water question?

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Here's the first.

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-Guanaco. Next.

-Next, please.

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THEY CONFER

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How are they in order?

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-Take next.

-Next, please.

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-Dromedary. How many...?

-Humps.

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Bactrian would normally be

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the next one but why would they...?

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Dromedary has got one hump.

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Why would bactrian having two humps be next in the sequence?

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-Would it be something with no humps then?

-Something with no humps?

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How many humps does a llama have?

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It's got to be bactrian, surely.

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-Five seconds.

-Yeah, go for bactrian.

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BELL

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Bactrian.

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The answer is bactrian camel.

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But you don't know why.

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You don't know the sequence.

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I thought that the dromedary had one hump and the bactrian had two,

0:16:020:16:05

which would mean the guanaco had minus one...

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which seems somewhat unlikely.

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Yes, no, it is simply size.

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They are all camels,

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or at least all of the family

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camelidae,

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and we are going up in size.

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So, bigger than a dromedary,

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a bactrian camel.

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I suppose its extra hump

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adds to its size.

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I'm not sure how they calculated it.

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But, you know, this is a very careful show.

0:16:250:16:27

I'm sure our question editor was out with the tape measure,

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going round the humps, and the answer is bactrian camel.

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OK, Europhiles,

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only the Lion remains.

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That'll be for you.

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What is the fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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Oh, is it going to be

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World Footballer Of The Year?

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Next.

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Oh, it is. It's World Footballer Of The Year.

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THEY CONFER

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Messi? Who is the guy who won it just recently?

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I have no idea.

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The only one I can think of is Messi,

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who's won it recently.

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I think he was last year.

0:17:040:17:07

Shall we go for that?

0:17:070:17:08

THEY CONFER

0:17:080:17:10

Shall we go for that?

0:17:100:17:12

BELL

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Lionel Messi.

0:17:140:17:15

I'm afraid that would

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not work as a sequence.

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So, I'll show the third clue

0:17:170:17:19

to the Relatives.

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I'm quite happy to say it's a fellow Welshman. It's Gareth Bale.

0:17:200:17:23

It is local Cardiff boy Gareth Bale.

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Quite right.

0:17:250:17:26

-Can you explain why that is?

-Yes.

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It's the most expensive players in the world.

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Zidane was 50 million, Kaka was 58 million,

0:17:300:17:33

Ronaldo was 80 million and Gareth Bale is 86.5 million.

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You're pretty close on the numbers.

0:17:370:17:38

It is record breakers

0:17:380:17:40

for the transfer fee.

0:17:400:17:41

Each one of them broke the record.

0:17:410:17:43

Zidane, apparently 46.6 million

0:17:430:17:45

was the fee and

0:17:450:17:46

Gareth Bale, 85.3 million.

0:17:460:17:50

What does he do for that?

0:17:500:17:52

Can he juggle?

0:17:520:17:53

He's just very good at scoring goals.

0:17:530:17:56

OK. Well, worth every penny.

0:17:560:17:59

85.3 million. Gareth Bale is the right answer. Well done.

0:17:590:18:03

That means at the end of Round Two, the Relatives have six points,

0:18:030:18:06

the Europhiles have seven.

0:18:060:18:08

Time for the Connecting Wall.

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This time we have four groups of four connected clues,

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but they're all jumbled up.

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So, it's a blizzard of 16 that the teams have to sort

0:18:160:18:19

back into those neat groups.

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You will be going first this time, Europhiles. Lion or Water.

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Lion, please.

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OK, you have two and a half minutes to solve the Lion wall.

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Starting now.

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Right, OK. Downton. Presumably Downton Abbey.

0:18:320:18:36

Is there any other Abbeys here?

0:18:360:18:38

Possibly not.

0:18:380:18:39

-OK.

-Gotham City.

0:18:390:18:42

-Oh, Gotham City.

-Sin City.

0:18:420:18:43

Sin City. Emerald City.

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Cloud city.

0:18:460:18:48

BUZZER

0:18:480:18:49

These are... Princess City?

0:18:490:18:52

Dark City?

0:18:540:18:55

Dark City? That's the one I just picked, isn't it?

0:18:570:18:59

BUZZER

0:18:590:19:01

I'll try it with those.

0:19:010:19:04

THEY CONFER

0:19:040:19:07

I think pear, dark and blonde other types of beer or ale or something.

0:19:070:19:10

Oh, yeah. Pear, blonde, dark and...

0:19:100:19:15

THEY CONFER

0:19:150:19:17

BUZZER

0:19:170:19:18

Oh, yeah.

0:19:180:19:19

Pear, dark, blonde...

0:19:190:19:20

emerald? Oh, Cloud. Yes.

0:19:200:19:22

BUZZER No.

0:19:220:19:24

THEY CONFER

0:19:240:19:27

That's me. I don't think it's me there.

0:19:270:19:30

Hill. What else? Princess.

0:19:300:19:33

Chantilly. Chantilly cream.

0:19:330:19:36

Chantilly. Chantilly.

0:19:360:19:38

What's that song? Chantilly Lace.

0:19:380:19:40

About halfway through.

0:19:400:19:41

THEY CONFER

0:19:410:19:43

Pear, pear, pear, pear.

0:19:430:19:46

Jam. Jam jar.

0:19:460:19:48

Sin.

0:19:480:19:50

Oh, dear.

0:19:500:19:51

-OK. Downton. What can be other than Abbey?

-No idea.

0:19:530:19:58

Emerald. Emerald Abbey.

0:19:580:20:01

Princess Abbey?

0:20:010:20:03

BUZZER

0:20:030:20:04

-No. OK. Pear.

-The Oval.

-Cricket grounds, maybe?

0:20:040:20:09

Shall we try the cities again?

0:20:110:20:13

Gotham City, Dark City.

0:20:130:20:16

Cloud, no, Emerald City.

0:20:160:20:18

THEY CONFER

0:20:180:20:19

30 seconds.

0:20:190:20:21

OK. Pear City.

0:20:210:20:22

BUZZER

0:20:220:20:23

Oval City?

0:20:230:20:26

BUZZER

0:20:260:20:27

OK.

0:20:270:20:28

Cushion. Pin cushion?

0:20:280:20:30

Things you sit on.

0:20:320:20:34

Ten seconds now.

0:20:360:20:37

Hill. Jam. Dark.

0:20:370:20:41

I'm just reading them out now.

0:20:410:20:45

Cloud. That's like data storage.

0:20:450:20:47

That's it, I'm afraid.

0:20:490:20:50

Time is up and the wall has frozen.

0:20:500:20:52

It is a particularly horrid wall

0:20:520:20:54

but there are still plenty of points available for the connections.

0:20:540:20:57

So, let's resolve the wall.

0:20:570:20:58

OK, the first group.

0:20:590:21:00

I don't know if it fits all of them,

0:21:050:21:07

but can they all be preceded with strawberry?

0:21:070:21:09

Yes, they can.

0:21:090:21:10

What about the next one?

0:21:100:21:12

It could be lace because there is Chantilly lace.

0:21:150:21:17

I do need to press you for an answer.

0:21:170:21:19

-Lace.

-They are types of lace.

0:21:190:21:21

What about the next one?

0:21:210:21:22

-Are they shapes of jewellery?

-I think I'll take it.

0:21:260:21:28

Because they are cuts for jewellery.

0:21:280:21:30

Specifically of the stone, a diamond would be cushion cut or pear cut.

0:21:300:21:34

But that is a cut of the stone for the sake of jewellery.

0:21:340:21:37

So I'll accept it.

0:21:370:21:38

And the last one?

0:21:380:21:39

-Fictional cities.

-Called something city?

0:21:430:21:45

They are fictional cities.

0:21:450:21:46

They are all fictional places called that city.

0:21:460:21:49

They are fictional cities.

0:21:490:21:51

You kept putting Emerald in the group. You never had those four.

0:21:510:21:54

So, you got no points, I'm afraid, for finding the groups but you did

0:21:540:21:58

get four points for the connections so that is a total of four.

0:21:580:22:03

Time to bring back the Relatives and see

0:22:030:22:05

if we can break up their happy family dynamic with a horrible wall.

0:22:050:22:09

You're going to get the Water wall.

0:22:090:22:11

And you've got two and a half minutes to solve it. Starting now.

0:22:110:22:15

Einstein a Go-Go.

0:22:180:22:20

What else have we got?

0:22:200:22:23

Psion is a computer.

0:22:230:22:24

Paladin, no?

0:22:260:22:27

Psion and Mac and Wizard are computers.

0:22:270:22:30

-PowerBook?

-Try it.

0:22:300:22:31

-BUZZER

-What else have we got?

0:22:310:22:33

-Give me another one.

-I don't know.

0:22:330:22:35

Let's try something else.

0:22:350:22:39

Monk, priest, paladin,

0:22:390:22:40

aren't they all religious?

0:22:400:22:42

Monk, priest. Where are you going on that, Nicholas?

0:22:420:22:46

BUZZER

0:22:460:22:47

Priest, paladin, monk and...

0:22:490:22:52

Take something else off there.

0:22:520:22:55

BUZZER

0:22:550:22:56

The only one I know is Rick Waller.

0:22:560:22:58

Any other Ricks that you've got there?

0:22:580:23:01

Mona Lisa. Lisa Simpson. There's no more Simpsons out there, are there?

0:23:010:23:06

Performa must be a computer.

0:23:070:23:09

PowerBook.

0:23:110:23:12

BUZZER

0:23:120:23:13

BUZZER

0:23:150:23:16

THEY CONFER

0:23:160:23:19

Newton, Einstein, Monk.

0:23:190:23:21

That's what you're looking for, isn't it?

0:23:210:23:24

What are the Wallers? Rick Waller.

0:23:250:23:27

Amanda Waller.

0:23:280:23:30

THEY CONFER

0:23:300:23:34

Think about this logically.

0:23:340:23:38

-BUZZER

-Let's try some of these.

0:23:400:23:43

BUZZER

0:23:430:23:44

You've got a minute left.

0:23:460:23:47

BUZZER

0:23:490:23:51

What about Pussy Galore? Someone a Go-Go from James Bond or something.

0:23:510:23:55

BUZZER

0:24:010:24:02

BUZZER

0:24:030:24:05

THEY CONFER

0:24:070:24:10

BUZZER

0:24:100:24:11

THEY CONFER

0:24:110:24:13

30 seconds now.

0:24:130:24:14

There's Judas Priest, there's...

0:24:140:24:17

Whisky Mac, Whisky Galore, Whisky...

0:24:180:24:22

Whisky a Go-Go.

0:24:240:24:26

BUZZER

0:24:260:24:27

I'll try that with...

0:24:270:24:29

BUZZER

0:24:290:24:30

BUZZER

0:24:330:24:34

Five seconds now.

0:24:350:24:36

BUZZER

0:24:380:24:39

And that's it. The time is up.

0:24:410:24:43

The horrible wall has won your first encounter, but plenty of points

0:24:430:24:48

available for the connections in the groups you didn't find.

0:24:480:24:51

Let's see if you can spot them. So, let's resolve the wall.

0:24:510:24:54

OK.

0:24:540:24:55

They're piano players. Jazz players like Fats Waller...

0:24:590:25:02

That is another Waller. Fats Waller. Jazz pianists.

0:25:020:25:05

Thelonious Monk, Art Tatum, Oscar Peterson and Fats Waller.

0:25:050:25:09

And the next one.

0:25:090:25:10

We'll go with computer... Old brands of computer.

0:25:140:25:18

They're not all brands of computer.

0:25:180:25:21

Now, I wonder if any of our viewers have any idea what this might be.

0:25:210:25:25

Its Dungeons and Dragons and fantasy gaming.

0:25:250:25:28

They are characters you can choose in fantasy games to play.

0:25:280:25:31

That was that one.

0:25:310:25:32

OK, what about the next one?

0:25:320:25:34

-I'm thinking...

-Whisky.

-Yeah. Whisky. Go for whisky.

0:25:370:25:42

The answer is whisky. It's priest you weren't familiar with.

0:25:420:25:45

It's a term coined by Graham Greene to mean a priest who...you know,

0:25:450:25:49

of rather weak moral character, but preaches otherwise.

0:25:490:25:52

A whisky priest.

0:25:520:25:53

And the last one.

0:25:530:25:54

-Apples. Apples. To do with Apple.

-That is what it is.

0:25:580:26:00

They are former Apple products. That's what it was.

0:26:000:26:03

So, unfortunately, no points for finding the groups,

0:26:030:26:06

but you do get three points for the connections.

0:26:060:26:09

Let's see what that does to the scores, going into Round Four.

0:26:090:26:13

The Relatives have nine points.

0:26:130:26:15

The Europhiles have 11.

0:26:150:26:17

And if you could have solved those walls for ten points each,

0:26:180:26:21

why not have a go on our website,

0:26:210:26:23

where you will find plenty you can play

0:26:230:26:24

or even write your own?

0:26:240:26:26

We are going to play the Missing Vowels round.

0:26:260:26:28

Fingers on buzzers.

0:26:280:26:30

The first group of four clues

0:26:300:26:32

are all cities in Japan.

0:26:320:26:34

-BELL

-Europhiles.

0:26:360:26:38

Yokohama.

0:26:380:26:39

Correct.

0:26:390:26:40

BELL

0:26:410:26:42

Sapporo.

0:26:420:26:43

Correct.

0:26:430:26:44

-BELL

-Europhiles.

0:26:460:26:47

Nagasaki.

0:26:470:26:48

Yes.

0:26:480:26:49

Don't know this one.

0:26:550:26:56

It's Funabashi.

0:26:560:26:58

The next group are all

0:26:580:26:59

euphemisms for "go to the lavatory".

0:26:590:27:02

-BELL

-Relatives.

0:27:040:27:06

Powder one's nose.

0:27:060:27:07

Correct.

0:27:070:27:08

-BELL

-Europhiles.

0:27:100:27:12

Visit the little boy's room.

0:27:120:27:13

Correct.

0:27:130:27:15

-BELL

-Relatives.

0:27:190:27:20

Use the facilities.

0:27:200:27:22

Correct.

0:27:220:27:23

-BELL

-Europhiles.

0:27:260:27:28

See a man about a dog.

0:27:280:27:29

And that's the end of that lovely group.

0:27:290:27:31

Next category are all scarf wearers.

0:27:310:27:33

-BELL

-Relatives.

0:27:360:27:38

-The Snowman.

-Correct.

0:27:380:27:39

-BELL

-Europhiles.

0:27:410:27:42

The fourth Doctor.

0:27:420:27:43

Tom Baker, of course.

0:27:430:27:45

-BELL

-Relatives.

0:27:460:27:47

Penelope Pitstop.

0:27:470:27:48

Yes.

0:27:480:27:49

-BELL

-Relatives.

0:27:520:27:53

Isadora Duncan.

0:27:530:27:54

That's right.

0:27:540:27:55

END OF ROUND JINGLE

0:27:550:27:58

That is the end of the quiz and, looking at the final scores,

0:28:000:28:03

the Relatives have 14 points

0:28:030:28:06

and the Europhiles have 17.

0:28:060:28:08

Europhiles, well done. You're straight through to the next round.

0:28:080:28:11

Relatives, you're not out.

0:28:110:28:12

You get another chance later in the series. So good luck with that.

0:28:120:28:16

And that's the end of the quiz.

0:28:160:28:17

We're going to leave the Europhiles to celebrate

0:28:170:28:19

and the Relatives to lick their wounds,

0:28:190:28:21

which I can guarantee will be tastier than

0:28:210:28:23

the vol-au-vents on offer in the green room.

0:28:230:28:25

And, on that revolting note, goodbye.

0:28:250:28:28

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