Episode 21 Perfection

Welcome to the quiz show that demands perfection.

Behind the screen, four contestants hoping their knowledge is flawless,

as one single mistake could give the game away.

This is Perfection.

Welcome to the quiz show where only perfect play is good enough.

Behind me are the contestants. We call them the Usual Suspects. They're in our isolation room.

In a moment, we'll find out which of them

has been selected to join me here to play Perfection.

They'll face a series of true or false statements.

For example, if I said "I'd Do Anything" is a song from Oliver!,

would you say that was true or false?

Well, if you said true, I can't tell you you'd be right.

Answering true or false might seem easy

but if the contestant gets an answer wrong,

the Usual Suspects will be allowed into the game to capitalise on the mistake.

So you know how the game works. Let's meet the Usual Suspects.

Hi. I'm BB. I'm from Glasgow.

I'm a lawyer and event planner and this is my first game.

My name's Steve. I'm from London.

I work in sales and this is also my first game.

I'm Paul from Lichfield in Staffordshire.

I'm an art teacher. This is my third game.

I'm Jane from Rossendale in Lancashire.

I'm a housewife and this is my 15th game.

Hello, Usual Suspects, and welcome to the game.

-Especially to our two newbies. How you doing?

-Good, thanks.

-Yourself?

-Good. Looking forward to playing?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-BB, you're actually currently with child, I understand.

-I am.

-How far off are we?

-Six weeks away, so no accidents today.

No panics, I hope. We'll try and keep everything calm for you. Steve, you might be called to help out

-if anything happens.

-I just need a couple of towels.

-Is that what it is?

Jane, I understand you're one away from the all-time record

of being the longest-serving Usual Suspect in the history of the game.

Yes. So they tell me. I'm just hoping I've been married

long enough for my husband to know who I am when I get home.

Well, it's been a while, certainly. Welcome to you all

and best of luck as we find out which one of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

Paul, it's you that's been selected. Please come and play Perfection.

-Paul, welcome to the game. Nice to be down here?

-Yes, it is.

-Ready to play?

-Absolutely.

-Will you walk off with the cash?

-There's quite a bit around this time.

-Seems so.

-Yeah.

-Tell us about your family, learn a bit more about you.

-I've got three sons, one 25, one 23,

and one six year-old. And my 23-year-old's got two children.

Grandchildren, boy and a girl.

Right, Paul, it's now you versus the Usual Suspects. You were team-mates, now you're enemies.

Their job is to stop you winning the prize fund.

Your failure means the prize fund rolls over to the next game.

One of them could be playing for more money.

Every game on Perfection is worth £1,000. Here's the good news.

Nobody has won the last nine games, so the prize fund stands at £10,000.

So you walk out at the end of this game, £10,000 in your pocket,

what do you spend it on?

Initially, I'd really like to buy my dad a new car.

-He's never had a new car in his life.

-Anything else?

Yeah, I'd like to treat all the family to a holiday,

Disneyland, something like that.

Do you dream, as an artist, of doing anything other than teaching?

Obviously, there's your own artwork in the background?

If I could move into my own business, instead of teaching,

and look at an art cafe, something like that,

-that would be nice dream to have.

-Good luck.

Here's how the game works. You'll play three rounds and the final.

Every time you achieve perfection will make the final easier.

But if your performance is less than perfect,

the Usual Suspects will have the chance to step in

and steal the round, making the final harder. Usual Suspects,

I'm going to switch you off for now so you can't see or hear anything. And away they go.

You can now talk through your answers without giving away vital knowledge.

Each round consists of four true or false statements.

You'll only get 45 seconds and once you've given your first answer,

-they'll be locked in. Understand?

-Right.

-Ready?

-Yes.

-Then let's play Perfection.

-APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds in round one starts now.

I'm not really sure about that.

-But I'm going to say false because it could possibly be the Incas.

-False.

It sounds possible.

-But again, I'm not really sure so I'll go true for that one.

-True.

Never heard of him, to be honest, so it'll be another guess.

-But I think I'll go false.

-False, and you probably need to get a move on.

-I'll say true for that one.

-True.

You've answered all four statements, with a little time to spare.

-What do you think of that round?

-Awful. Didn't know any of them.

It was all guesswork, was it? Before we reveal how you've done,

it's time for us to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So, these are the four statements, and next to them are Paul's answers.

Let's start with you, BB. Has he achieved perfection?

I think A, B and C are correct.

D I'm not sure of, but it seems to be right on the money

-so I think he's done really well.

-Steve? Perfection?

I think it's likely. To be honest,

the only one I really know he's got right is C

-so I'd be guessing at the other three.

-Jane, what do you think?

I think possibly he has got perfection this time, yes.

A ringing endorsement from the Usual Suspects, Paul. The moment of truth.

You need to get all four right to win the round. Let's see how many are correct.

Three out of four's good, but it's not perfection.

You've now let your enemies into the game.

Usual Suspects, can you steal the round? You can see the answers.

-You need to change one of them.

-Rex means cat. We think that's correct.

-Conan O'Brien is actually a TV presenter.

-A talk-show host.

Aztecs are South American, but Abu Simbel seems Middle-Eastern, so I think that's correct.

-It's between A and D.

-A and D.

-I'm going to say D.

-I'm going to say D as well.

-Can we change D, please, Nick?

-D, changing from true to false,

Leaving A, B and C as answered by Paul.

Let's find out the correct answers.

It is false. They're actually in Egypt.

It is true. Absolutely right.

It's false. He is an American talk show host

and you know where this is going now.

Yeah, it's false. Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

It's a fermentation system used for making beer.

Paul, they managed to succeed where you failed and have stolen the round.

Usual Suspects, you have the opportunity to make Paul's chances of winning the prize fund

much harder in the final and here's how.

In front of you, Paul, is your final board.

The six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

Behind each one, a true or false statement.

You need to answer all six to win the money.

Here are the categories.

They start with the Welsh and range through Government,

Newspapers and Pixie Lott, with many others in between.

If you'd won the round, you could add two categories of your choice.

But the Usual Suspects stole the round, so they choose

the categories, hoping to make the final harder for you.

Usual Suspects, which two do you want to choose for him?

-We are going for Pixie Lott, right?

-I think we're saying Pixie Lott.

Can we have Pixie Lott for the first category, please?

-Pixie Lott goes across into the final. And one more.

-Cocktails?

I don't really see Paul being the Manhattan kind of guy.

-He's not really Sex And The City, is he?

-No, ha!

-We're thinking herbs.

-Herbs or cocktails.

-We'll go with cocktails.

-Can we have cocktails, please?

-Cocktails goes across.

Well done, Usual Suspects. You've won the first round. Time to switch you off.

We'll see you in round two. And now they can't hear you,

I thought that was a little bit rude about you then, wasn't it?

-They think you've never been near a cocktail?

-I've had a few.

-Mixed a few as well. I used to be a barman.

-Did you really?

-Before university.

-OK, Pixie Lott,

-they reckon you haven't heard of her?

-I know the one famous song.

There you go. So that'll be interesting.

Looking at the list over there, which ones do you really like?

Oh, Football's a natural. I was at university in Wales, so the Welsh.

-Mad Max, I've seen the films.

-So they're all quite good.

Which ones do you want to avoid?

UK Coast, possibly. Government. Not too keen on those.

It's only round one. You still have two more rounds to find perfection

and choose your own categories for the final.

-Are you ready for the next round?

-Yes.

-Let's play round two.

-APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds starts now.

-I believe he only won it twice, so I'm saying false.

-False.

-Not really sure about that. Um, I will say true for that.

-True.

-I've not heard that about him, so I'll say false.

-False. And finally:

It sounds good but I think it's false

because I think it's in the House of Lords, or it's a pub.

-So you're saying false?

-False.

-Thank you.

And with time to spare you have answered all four statements.

-Was that a better round?

-A bit better, but still some grey areas there.

Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

These are the four statements. Next to them are Paul's answers.

-Steve, has he achieved perfection?

-I actually don't think he has.

I think I remember something about Robert Hardy being

involved in longbows, so I think he's got that one wrong.

-BB, what do you think?

-I'm going to throw my hands up here - I have no idea.

This is the hardest round I've seen.

Very honest of you, BB.

Jane, what do you think?

The one I'm not sure about is the Woolsack.

I can never remember if it's in the House of Commons or House of Lords.

That's the one I'd be dubious about.

Well, Paul, the moment of truth - you need to have answered all four statements perfectly

to have won the round, let's see how many are correct.

You've failed to achieve perfection,

you've now let your enemies, the Usual Suspects, into the game.

Usual Suspects, can you steal this round?

You can see Paul's answers, you need to change one.

-Which one's it going to be?

-It's going to be Steve, I think.

Is there any that you know are definitely right?

I don't think Nigel Mansell won the World Title three times.

I think at best it was probably two.

-That will be correct with the false.

-So, the Woolsack?

-I can never remember which one it's in.

-I think it's between C and D.

-What shall we change, then?

-I'd plump for C.

-What would you rather go with?

-I'm not in this.

The next one, call me on the next one.

I'll agree with you on C, and if I'm wrong that's my problem.

If I'm wrong I will get my coat.

Can we change C, please, Nick?

You can change C from false to true

leaving A, B and D as answered by Paul.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

Nigel Mansell won the F1 World Title three times, true or false?

It is false - in actual fact he only won it the once.

Selsey Bill is on the English Channel coast, true or false?

Yeah, that's true.

We come to the one that you changed,

the actor Robert Hardy is an expert on longbows, true or false?

It is true, well done, Steve, you pulled that out the back of your mind there.

And the Woolsack is a seat in the House of Commons, true or false?

It's false, it is in the House of Lords.

Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

Paul, the Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed and have stolen the round.

Usual Suspects, you now have the opportunity to make Paul's chances

of winning the prize fund of £10,000 that bit harder.

Let's see the final board.

Two subjects chosen so far by the Usual Suspects,

and because you won the round, you've earned the right to choose the next two.

I think maybe Mad Max.

-I think Paul could have watched the Mad Max films.

-Herbs?

Herbs, please, for the first one.

-Herbs goes across, and one more, please.

-Why don't we go for radio?

He looks like a radio kind of guy.

-But radio's quite broad.

-Can we have radio as well, please, Nick?

BB's not so sure, but you're going for it, radio's going across.

Congratulations, you've won the second round,

it's time to switch you off but we'll see you in round three.

Away they go. They almost went for Mad Max there for you.

That would have been interesting.

-As it is, they've gone for herbs - all right?

-Yeah, I cook.

I guess that might help. And radio?

-I listen to a lot of radio.

-BB thought that, but the others didn't listen.

-That's actually not been too bad for you, has it?

-That's OK.

-You ready?

-Yeah.

-Let's play round three.

APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds start now.

I believe that's true, I think he did his own book. True.

True.

No, I think that's false, Isaac Newton did a lot, but not that.

False.

I think that's a bit soon for them, I think that's false, as well.

False. And finally...

-No, that's false, I don't think so.

-False.

Thank you, and with plenty of time to spare you've answered all four statements.

Before we reveal how well you've done,

it's time for us to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So, Usual Suspects, these were the four statements and next to them are Paul's answers.

-BB, are you joining in this time?

-Yes, I am!

-Do you think he's achieved perfection?

Well, I think he's pretty close.

D, Mark Cavendish. I don't know if he won 2010

-so I'm not sure about that.

-Mm.

That's my only quarrel with the list but I think he's done pretty well.

-Steve, perfection?

-Possibly. If he's got any wrong, it'll be one.

I know Mark Cavendish has won a lot of stages in the Tour de France but never won it.

I don't think an Englishman's ever won it.

Not sure about the Periodic Table so I'll say that's false.

I remember Prince Charles presenting Jackanory.

If I remember, he wore a kilt and sat on the moors.

If he has got one wrong, I'd say it's C.

-That's very specific for a vague recollection!

-THEY LAUGH

-Jane, has he achieved perfection?

-Um... I think possibly the Vikings

-could be the one that's wrong.

-Interesting. Paul, the moment of truth.

You need to answer all four perfectly to have won the round. Let's see how many are correct.

APPLAUSE

Congratulations, Paul, you've achieved perfection.

Tough set of questions there. You've done very well.

Prince Charles has presented Jackanory on TV

and that of course we now know to be true.

Whether he was wearing a kilt at the time, we cannot confirm!

We know it to be...false.

You said that was false. You thought it was a bit early.

It is, of course, false.

And Mark Cavendish won the Tour de France in 2010, true or false?

It is, of course...false. Let's have a look at the final board.

First four subjects chosen by the Usual Suspects.

You now get to choose two subjects because you won that last round.

So what are you going to go for?

-I think I'm going to go for The Welsh.

-The Welsh, and...?

-And I have to go for Football.

-And Football goes across.

-Not what you were expecting, Usual Suspects, was it?

-No!

-Not really.

So we now know our six final categories. They are:

It's time to switch off the Usual Suspects, away they go.

Paul, what do you reckon as a board? Good one?

There's a few to trip me up there. It gets better as it goes down.

Yeah. OK, Paul, for £10,000, it's time to play the final.

APPLAUSE

Paul, this is the all-important final. If you can achieve perfection you could be leaving

with a prize fund of £10,000. If you fail, you leave with nothing,

which is great news for the Usual Suspects as one of them

could be playing for a rollover of £11,000 on the next game.

Let's play the final round.

APPLAUSE

Paul, here are your final six categories.

You must answer all six statements correctly.

Think carefully. There's no time limit but once you've given your first answer, it's locked in.

-You ready?

-Yes.

-OK, let's reveal your first statement. Pixie Lott.

Ooh, I don't know that much about her. It's a real possibility.

I know she was named Pixie as a young child because she was so small.

-I think it's true. I think I'll go for true.

-True.

..in a Manhattan cocktail...

I think that's true, yeah. I think I've seen the ingredients,

I've possibly mixed it a couple of times way back.

-But I think that's true, yeah.

-True.

I wouldn't know. Absolutely no idea so I'm really unsure about that.

-It sounds an odd name to call it so I'm going to go for false.

-False.

That's true. Back in the Fifties

before my time but he had a puppet called Archie.

-Yes, so I think that's true.

-True.

Now we're into the subjects you chose for yourself. The Welsh.

Um... I don't think she would've chosen that as a title.

Um... I think that's false.

I think that probably refers to somebody else. False.

False. And finally, football.

I haven't seen that anywhere.

She's got an interest in West Ham as far as I know.

-I think that's false as well.

-False.

If there's one mistake, you leave with nothing.

-Which ones are you worried about?

-Basil, Pixie Lott.

A and C. Let's switch on the Usual Suspects.

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements and next to them are Paul's answers.

Paul, you can't change your answers by yourself but if you think

you've made a mistake you can

unlock the board with the help of the Usual Suspects. This will, however, come at a cost.

Usual Suspects, I'll now ask you to tell me how well you think Paul has done, if you want to help

and if you do, how much it will cost.

-Paul, who would you like to hear from first?

-BB first, please.

Paul, I think there's one question in particular

and I think I could help you with that one.

-How sure are you, BB?

-Quite sure, quite sure.

-If I offered you 2,000?

Double it and add a one to it.

So she's saying she wants 5,000 of the £10,000.

-Do you want to hear from anyone else first?

-Yes, Jane, please.

There's possibly one that I would alter.

-How much do you want to come down?

-I would say 5,000.

-And Steve?

You've definitely got one wrong, and like the others I'd come down for £5,000.

They all think you've got one wrong and they're all offering to come down for £5,000.

Do you need their help, can you go it alone, can you negotiate a different price?

-Steve, would you come down for £4,000?

-Four-and-a-half.

-OK. I'd agree with that, yeah.

-Agreed, negotiations have been agreed.

Steve, for £4,500 of the £10,000 prize fund,

please come down and join us.

APPLAUSE

OK, Paul, you've asked Steve for help. If you achieve perfection it'll cost you £4,500.

Steve, you've now forfeited your chance to play in the next game.

This is your only shot at winning perfection.

Have you made the right decision? We'll find out.

Here are the final round statements. All six answers are now unlocked.

Steve, which answers do you want Paul to change?

I'm happy with B to F

and the one I think we probably need to discuss is A.

You know Pixie Lott?

-I bluffed a bit, mate.

-AUDIENCE GROANS So you're not sure?

-Just so we know what you're talking about, you bluffed in what respect?

-Well, I'm not 100% on A

and I was happy to go with him on the other five.

So you reckon this was your best chance to get some cash?

-Oh, yes.

-Paul, are you happy with your choice now?

-Um...no!

Do you think I'm right on all the others?

I wasn't sure if it was gin but isn't that a Cosmopolitan?

-Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.

-Yeah. I'm happy with B to F.

The one I think we probably need to discuss

-is A.

-It's just, in the back of my mind, Victoria rings a bell.

You think it does?

-Would you change it if it was your game?

-No, I'd be taking a punt.

-So I think we'll stick with it.

-OK.

-Not changing anything at all?

-No.

In which case those answers are locked in, having made no changes.

Six answers away, let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

Paul, you thought that was probably true.

So Pixie Lott's real first name is Victoria. Is that true or false?

It is true.

OK.

The spirit in a Manhattan cocktail is vodka.

Paul, you said true.

The Usual Suspects thought this might give you a problem,

but you've actually been a barman and you've mixed a couple of these.

Mm-hm.

Yeah. So you said true.

You need this to go green to get you a third of the way to the £10,000.

Is it true or false?

It's false.

It's rye whiskey and vermouth.

So I'm afraid you failed to achieve perfection

and you're not going home with any money.

Can you still achieve perfection at home? Let's run through

the statements and the answers and see where we're at.

Cilantro is another name for the herb basil.

Is it true or false?

-That's false. It's what the US call coriander.

-Mm-hm.

Peter Brough was a popular radio ventriloquist.

You said this was true. Is it true or false?

It's true. Extraordinary when you think about a ventriloquist

on the radio. How does that work?

Voice Of An Angel is a Katherine Jenkins album.

You said that's false.

It's false.

Karen Brady owns Brentford Football Club. You said this was false.

You said that she had an interest in West Ham. Is it true or false?

Yes, it is false.

Flippin' heck. So, five out of six.

You almost achieved perfection. The one that did it

for you was the Manhattan cocktail.

Usual Suspects, that's fantastic news for you. The prize fund

rolls over to the next game, where one of you could be playing for the total of £11,000!

APPLAUSE

Paul, Steve, you failed to achieve perfection and go home with nothing.

I hope you enjoyed playing.

-Yes, it's been a good game.

-Very much.

-Ladies and gentlemen, Steve and Paul.

APPLAUSE

Right, it's now time to meet the next Usual Suspects

hoping to play Perfection today.

Usual Suspects, please introduce yourselves.

Hi. I'm Stu, I'm from Beaconsfield and I'm a delivery driver.

Hi. I'm Milan, I'm from Bath and I'm a dental student.

Welcome, especially the newbies.

-Stu, looking forward to playing?

-Oh, yes, Nick.

-Are you a bit of a quizzer?

-Yes!

-Any other hobbies?

Oh, I do a bit of dancing and play a bit of golf.

Milan, what about yourself? Any hobbies?

Yes, I play a bit of cricket and a bit of football.

Generally a sporty individual.

Jane, you've now equalled the record for the most number of appearances

as a Usual Suspect on the game.

Thank you very much.

Any longer and we'll have to start putting you on the credits at the end!

Best of luck, as we find out which of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

Jane, it's finally you! Congratulations!

You've been chosen. Come and play Perfection!

-Jane, welcome to the game.

-Thank you.

-Finally. I bet it's felt like a long sentence up there.

-It has.

Mind you, quite good fun watching people come, go and make mistakes. You've obviously learnt a lot.

It's now you versus the Usual Suspects. They were you're team mates, they're now your enemies.

Every game on Perfection is worth £1,000.

Here's the good news - nobody's won the past ten games,

so the prize fund currently stands at £11,000.

APPLAUSE

So, what would you spend £11,000 on?

I would love to hear whales singing to each other in the wild.

It's just one of those things.

If I had enough money, that's what I would like to do.

That's a fantastic thing to go and do.

-Thank you.

-Three rounds and a final to come. Usual suspects,

-we'll switch you off so you can't see or hear anything. And away they go. OK, ready?

-Yeah.

Then let's play Perfection.

Round 1, your 45 seconds start now.

-True.

-True.

-False.

-False.

-True.

-True.

-False.

-False.

False, I think.

With time to spare, you're answered all four.

-Do you think you might have achieved perfection?

-No.

-No?

-No.

Before we reveal how you've done, it's time for us to bring back

the Usual Suspects.

So, Usual Suspects,

here are the four statements and next to them Jane's answers.

BB, has she achieved perfection?

She's done really well but I'm thinking

Sooty and Sweep, I'm thinking one of them has black ears

and the other one has one black and one white.

OK. Jane, the moment of truth. You need to have answered all four

perfectly to have won the round. Let's find out how many are correct.

Congratulations, Jane, you have achieved perfection.

What a ripping start.

That's fantastic!

Let's look at those statements and answers in more detail.

Amanda Holden was in the drama Cutting It. Yes, she absolutely was.

Belisha Beacons were named after a famous singer. You said that was false and it is, of course, false.

Both Sooty and Sweep have black ears.

It's actually true!

Despite what the Usual Suspects thought.

And Haiti and Cuba occupy the same island. You said false

and it is, of course, false.

As a result of a perfect round, winning the prize fund is easier.

Appearing now is the final board. These six blanks

need to be filled with subject categories.

Because you won the round, you've earned the right to choose

two categories add to the board.

-So which two do you fancy out of that lot?

-Er, Strictly.

-And...

-Strictly goes across.

-And TV presenters.

-And TV presenters goes into the final as well.

What a fantastic subject. Usual Suspects, see you next round.

In the meantime, we're switching you off. And away they go.

Now they can't hear you, which ones do you really want to avoid?

-Probably boxing.

-Boxing.

-Anything else?

-German food.

-German food.

You've made a great start to the game. If you're ready,

-we'll play on to Round 2.

-OK.

Let's play Round 2.

Your 45 seconds starts now.

-False.

-False.

-False.

-False.

-True, I think.

-True.

-True.

-True.

And with almost half your time left, you've answered all four.

-So a very confident round.

-Fingers crossed!

Before we reveal how you've done it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

-So, Milan, do you think she's achieved perfection?

-I don't, Nick.

I have a strong suspicion about C, that the Gabba, I think,

-is based in Australia, not Jamaica.

-OK. Jane, the moment of truth.

You need all four statements to have won the round.

Let's find out how many are correct.

A good score but it's not perfection.

You've let your enemies into the game.

Usual Suspects, can you steal the round? You can see Jane's answers.

-You need to change one of them.

-Are you guys sure?

-100%.

-100, 100, 100?

-100% sure.

-Because I will be blaming you...

-BB, what's it going to be?

-It's going to be C.

-C is going to change from true to false,

leaving A, B and D as answered by Jane.

Let's find out the correct answers.

It is false, it was actually World War II.

It's false, it's actually mashed potato with spring onions.

False, it's Brisbane.

Stu and Milan, well done, and you now know where this is going.

Yup, absolutely true,

congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

Usual Suspects, you now have the opportunity

to make Jane's chances of winning the prize fund of £11,000 much harder. Let's see the final board.

Because you won the round, you've earned the right to choose the next two categories, Usual Suspects.

-What are they going to be?

-What are you guys thinking?

-I'm thinking boxing.

-Yeah.

-OK, we'll go for boxing.

-Boxing goes across.

-I think shipping.

-I think so.

-Shipping?

-All right, we're going to go for shipping.

-OK, thank you, shipping goes across.

Into the final congratulations, Usual Suspects, you've won the second round.

It's time to switch you off, but we will see you in round three.

And away they go. Interesting.

Boxing, the one that you said you didn't want. Shipping?

It depends. If it's ship-building for something famous,

-possibly I stand a chance of getting it.

-You might be in with a chance. You ready?

-Yeah.

Then let's play round three.

Your 45 seconds starts now.

Ooh. Um...

-I say true.

-True.

Well, she's only young, isn't she? Um...

-I'll say true.

-True.

-False.

-False. And finally...

-Uh... No. No, false.

-False.

And with a little time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

Before we reveal how you've done,

it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So, these are the four statements and next to them are Jane's answers.

-Milan?

-I don't think she's achieved perfection

because I know for a fact that the CN Tower

-is based in Toronto, not Seattle.

-BB?

Britney's not 30, she's a baby. So that's not right.

Jane, you need to have answered all four statements perfectly

to have won the round, let's find out how many are correct.

Two out of four, I'm afraid, so certainly not perfection.

You've let your enemies into the game. Usual Suspects, can you steal the round?

You need to change two answers, but which two?

I'm sure about A, totally.

Yes, A, we're going to say A is false.

A changes to false and we need one more.

-And Britney Spears was...

-Well, hold on. Britney Spears has been around a long time.

1981 will make her 30 years old, I think she's 28 or something.

-If you're sure, BB, I'm... I'm...

-OK, so which one are we changing?

We're going to change B, and it's my fault.

B changes from true to false, leaving C and D as answered by Jane.

So, let's find out what the correct answers are.

Seattle is the home of the CN Tower. Is that true or false?

It is false and you're absolutely right, up there, it is Toronto.

Britney Spears was born in 1981, is it true or false?

It's true. Oh, dear, Usual Suspects,

you had the chance to steal the round from Jane

but you failed to achieve perfection.

-Sorry!

-I wonder whether you managed to achieve perfection at home.

William Hogarth painted A Rake's Progress, true or false?

It is actually true. And finally,

the masked booby is a South American monkey, true or false?

It is, actually, false.

So, let's have a look at the board.

Four subjects on there so far, two spaces still to be filled.

To fill those spaces you'll take it in turns to choose a category.

So, Jane, which category would you like to add?

I think I'll try Carry On.

Carry On goes across and becomes the fifth of six categories,

so, Usual Suspects?

Go for Clooney?

I think she'd know Clooney.

I think railways.

I have a nasty feeling railways as well.

OK. All right, we're going to go for railways.

So, we now know our six final categories. They are...

Usual Suspects, it's time to switch you off for the final time.

And away they go. So, railways they chose for you in the end.

It could be anything, couldn't it, really?

From way back when they first started, up to present day.

OK, Jane, for £11,000,

it's time to play the final.

Jane, this is the final. If you can achieve perfection,

you could be leaving with a prize fund of £11,000. If you fail, you'll leave with nothing

which would be great for the Usual Suspects

as one of them could be playing for a roll-over of £12,000 on the next game.

If you're ready, let's play the final round.

Jane, here are your final six categories.

You must answer all six statements correctly if you want to win the £11,000.

there's no time limit, but once you've given your first answer, it's locked in.

Let's reveal your first statement. Strictly.

Ooh. Um...

Do you know, I always get them mixed up.

Um...

I really can't remember who won series seven.

I'll say true, I think.

-True.

-Yeah.

TV presenters.

I know she's to do with sport. Um...

Is it her father that's to do with sport as well?

I'm going to say false.

-False.

-I'm going to say false, please, Nick.

Boxing.

I recollect the name but I re-e-e-eally

don't know if he's a boxer.

It's 50/50.

I'll plump for true, I think.

-True.

-Yeah.

-Shipping.

I think it is.

I think I've actually heard it... Yes, yes, I think I have. True.

-True.

-Yeah.

-Carry On.

I think he did, yes, if I remember rightly.

Um... yeah, I'm going to say true on that one.

-True.

-Yeah, I'm going to say true.

It was a category you wanted, that one, wasn't it?

And finally, railways.

Um...

I'm going to say false because I don't think it is.

I think Lime Street is somewhere else.

So, you're saying false?

Yes, I'm going to say false on that one.

And with that, Jane, those answers are locked in.

-Remember, if there's one mistake, you leave with nothing.

-Yup.

Which ones are you unsure of?

Boxing,

possibly A.

I really can't remember who won series seven.

Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they've got to say.

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements,

and next to them are Jane's answers.

Jane, your answers are locked in, you can't change them by yourself, but you can unlock them

with the help of the Usual Suspects. This will, however, come at a cost.

Jane, who would like to hear from first?

Um, Stu, I think, please.

-Stu?

-She's got one wrong and there's one "maybe", there.

Do you want to come down and help and, if so, for how much?

Well, we can start of at, say, £10,000 and maybe negotiate a bit.

Uh, do you want to hear from anybody else?

I think we'll ask Milan what he thinks.

I think, as Stu said, four of them are right.

The other two I'm not so sure about.

Unfortunately, I don't think I can help you out this round.

BB, please.

I can see you have one definitely wrong and four probably right.

I think I'm going to pass, this time.

OK, so far you only have one offer

and it's from Stu for 10,000 of your 11,000.

Now, is he bluffing? Do you need his help?

-In which case, you'd better start negotiating.

-Um...

4,000.

Jane's offering you 4,000, Stu - what do you think?

We've got, ooh, 11,000 in the pot.

We could split it.

If he's definitely sure on the answers,

we could split it and go halves, yes.

-Are we agreed?

-Yeah.

-Negotiations have been completed.

Stu, for £5,500, of the £11,000 prize fund, please come and join us.

Stu, you've now forfeited your chance to play in the next game.

This is your only shot at winning perfection.

Here are the final round statements. All six are now unlocked.

Stu, which answers do you want Jane to change?

Well, I definitely want Jane to change D,

because Rutland's an inland county, it's not a shipping forecast,

so that would be a definite.

You know about Strictly Come Dancing,

which I'm not totally sure about.

How sure are you about question A? That's the one thing.

Ali Bastian was actually a celebrity in the series,

I just can't remember whether they won or not.

I said true to start with.

Do I alter it or do I leave it?

Jane, you are the main player,

so the decision falls to you. Which is it going to be?

I'll leave it as true for A.

A, you're saying, is true?

-Well, I changed Rutland to false.

-Rutland changes from true to false.

-And I think we were all right on the others, weren't we?

-We were, yeah.

-You're leaving all the others as you originally answered, yes?

-Yes.

Well, your answers are now locked in. £11,000 at stake.

£5,500 to you, Jane.

£5,500 to you, Stu.

Six answers away, let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

A, Ali Bastian won Strictly Come Dancing series seven.

-That's the one you spent the most time on, isn't it?

-Yeah.

Let's skip past it and go to B.

Gabby Logan is a former international swimmer,

true or false?

You said false. Jane, Stu agreed with you, didn't want to change it.

This should turn red. Gabby Logan is a former international swimmer,

true or false?

-APPLAUSE

-It is false, absolutely right.

She was a gymnast.

Manny Pacquiao is a famous boxer.

Jane, you really weren't sure on this.

You took a guess at this and said true.

-Fair to say it was a guess, wasn't it?

-Yeah.

-Is it true or false?

-APPLAUSE

-It's true.

Two out of two and a third of the way towards the £11,000.

Rutland is one of the UK's shipping forecast zones.

You said true, originally, Jane.

Stu came down and said, "Change it to false."

You agreed with him and changed it to false.

Rutland is one of the UK's shipping forecast zones.

Is that true or false?

-APPLAUSE

-It is false.

So, you move on. You're halfway there, halfway to the money.

In Carry On Cleo, Kenneth Williams played Caesar.

You said this was true, Stu agreed with you that it was true.

In Carry On Cleo, Kenneth Williams played Caesar, true or false?

It's true.

APPLAUSE

Only two statements away from £11,000.

F, Lime Street is the main railway station in Leeds.

-Jane, you thought this was false. You thought it might be...

-Liverpool.

-So this will turn red, yes?

-Hopefully.

Which will put you just one away from the money.

Lime Street is the main railway station in Leeds,

is that true or false?

It is false.

APPLAUSE

It is Liverpool Lime Street.

Let's go back up to the top. This is the one that's going to decide

whether you leave here with £11,000, £5,500 each,

or you go home with nothing.

Ali Bastian won Strictly Come Dancing series seven.

Jane, you said it was true.

After a long discussion with Stu, you decided to keep it at true.

-It was a subject you chose for yourself.

-Yeah.

Ali Bastian won Strictly Come Dancing series seven.

Is it true or false for £11,000?

-It's false.

-Oh!

-GROANING

-It's false. Wow, that's cruel.

-I'm sorry, Stu.

-No, it's all right.

-Any idea at all who might have won if it wasn't Ali Bastian?

-No.

-Remember Chris Hollins winning?

-Chris Hollins, yeah. Yeah.

Chris Hollins won series seven.

Well, that means, I'm afraid,

because you failed to achieve perfection,

you are leaving with no money at all.

Usual Suspects, that's great news for you.

The prize fund rolls over to the next game,

where one of you could be playing for a total of £12,000.

APPLAUSE

Jane. We'll miss you. It won't be the same without you, you've been here so long.

You played well. You were close, but it just wasn't close enough.

You failed to achieve perfection and you're going home with nothing, but I hope you enjoyed playing.

-It's been wonderful.

-Thank you, Jane. Thank you, Stu.

-APPLAUSE

-Ladies and gentlemen, Stu and Jane.

Well, that's all we have time for, please join us next time

when our Usual Suspects have the chance to play again,

this time for £12,000, but remember,

as we say quite often on this programme,

five out of six just isn't good enough.

We only pay for perfection. Goodbye.

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