Episode 17 Perfection

Welcome to the quiz show that demands perfection. Behind this screen are four contestants

who hope their knowledge is flawless because one mistake could give the game away. This is Perfection.

APPLAUSE

Hello and welcome to Perfection, the quiz show where only perfect play is good enough.

Behind me are the contestants. We call them the Usual Suspects. They're in our isolation room.

In a moment, we'll find out which one of them has been randomly selected to play Perfection.

They will face a series of "true or false" statements.

For example, if I said...

..would you say that's true or false?

Well, if you said "true", I can tell you you'd be right.

Answering "true" or "false" might seem easy,

but if the contestant gets a single answer wrong,

their opponents will be allowed into the game to capitalise on their mistakes.

So you know how the game works. Let's meet the Usual Suspects.

Hi, my name's Ellie. I live in Cornwall. I'm a student studying Drama and this is my first game.

I'm Pat, I live in Derbyshire. I'm retired and this is my fourth game.

Hi, I'm Kassa from London. I'm a student and this is my sixth game.

Hi, I'm Andrew, I'm from Orpington in Kent. I'm a hotel manager by trade and this is my seventh game.

Welcome. Good luck as we now find out which one of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

-Andrew, it's you. Please come and play Perfection.

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Andrew, welcome to the game. Nice to see you at last. You've been up there a while.

Yes, it seems like I'm getting citizenship.

It's now you versus the Usual Suspects. They're now your enemies.

Their job is to stop you from winning the prize fund.

Your failure will mean the prize money rolls over and one of them could play for a bigger total.

Every game on Perfection is worth £1,000. Here's the good news.

Nobody has won the last three games, so the prize fund currently stands at £4,000.

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So if you won £4,000, what would you spend it on?

If I was lucky enough to win, I would put the money towards getting married to my beloved.

She means the world to me.

I don't have enough money to do what I'd like with her and £4,000 would mean I could do something for her.

-Fantastic. If you win the money, you'll spend it on getting married?

-Yes. I'll still end up with no money!

You'll play three rounds and then a final. Each round that you achieve perfection makes the final easier.

However, if your performance is less than perfect, the Usual Suspects can steal the round,

making the final much harder for you.

Usual Suspects, we'll switch you off for now, so you can't see or hear anything. And away they go.

Each round consists of four "true or false" statements.

You'll only have 45 seconds and once you've given your answers, your first answer, they'll be locked in.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Good. Then let's play Perfection.

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Round 1. Your 45 seconds starts now.

-No, he was a Tory, so that's false.

-False.

"Vol-au-vent" is something to do with the wind, I think,

-so I'll say that's false.

-False.

No, I think that was Stephen Fry, so I'll say that's false.

And finally...

-I think it probably is. I'll say that's true.

-True.

And with that, all four statements have been answered.

Good time management, by the way.

-Happy with that round?

-I think so. I'm not sure about B.

I should know about vol-au-vents coming from a hotel background, but it just didn't ring right.

Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

These were the four statements and next to them are Andrew's answers.

-Kassa, has he achieved perfection?

-I'm questioning C and D, so I'm not too sure.

-Pat, what do you think?

-I've not seen the film Wilde, so I don't know if Hugh Grant was in it or not.

But I think A and B are right.

You need to have answered all four statements perfectly to have won the round.

Let's find out how many are correct.

Congratulations, Andrew. You have achieved perfection.

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Despite the doubts of the Usual Suspects, you have come through with flying colours.

"Sebastian Coe was a Labour MP." You said that was false.

It is false. He was a Conservative MP, as you said.

"Vol-au-vent translates from French as 'flaky pie'." You said that was false.

It is false. It means "flight in the wind".

"In the film Wilde, Hugh Grant played Oscar Wilde." True or false?

It is, of course, false.

It was Stephen Fry, just as you said.

And "Oslo is further north than Moscow". You said that was true and, of course, it is absolutely true.

After that perfect performance, you've made winning the prize fund a lot easier.

This is your final board. These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

Here are your final categories - Film Sequels through Colditz, African Leaders, Daylight Saving

and on to Kids' Comedy with many more in between.

Because you won that round, you can choose two categories to add to the board.

Which two would you like to play?

-I'm not particularly bothered. I'll try Film Sequels.

-Film Sequels goes across.

-And Album Covers.

-And Album Covers goes over.

Usual Suspects, you didn't get a look in there. We'll see you in the next round.

We'll switch you off. And away they go. Let's talk about that list over there.

-Which ones would you like to avoid?

-African Leaders is a strange one, so that may be a bit troublesome.

And Kids' Comedy. If it's from my era, it would be OK,

but if it was something like Teletubbies, I wouldn't like that.

Andrew, you've made a great start to the game. If you're ready, let's go on and play Round 2.

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Your 45 seconds starts now.

-That sounds preposterous, so it's probably true.

-True.

-Yeah.

That's definitely true because I've got a friend who's from Brazil

-and she speaks Portuguese.

-True.

-Yes, that's definitely true.

-True. And finally...

That doesn't ring a bell.

-I know she had some strange name, but I'm going to go with "false".

-False.

Very good time management again. Happy with that? Felt like a comfortable round.

A couple of them were OK, but again, D, it's...

I know her name, but I can't think of it.

Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

These were the four statements and next to them are Andrew's answers.

-Ellie, what do you make of them?

-He might have achieved perfection.

I agree "A" might just be too crazy to be real, but you never know.

-Kassa, what do you think?

-I'm just questioning A and D. I'm not sure who Dusty Springfield is.

OK, Andrew, the moment of truth. Let's find out how many you've got correct.

Three out of four is good, but not quite good enough. You have failed to achieve perfection,

so you've let the Usual Suspects into the game.

Can you steal the round? You need to change only one answer, but which one?

-What do you think?

-It's either A or D.

I've seen a documentary on the man with the longest ever beard,

but I can't remember how long they said it was.

It could be eight feet, anything.

-Come on, team.

-Shall we go for A?

-A?

-Yeah.

-I think we're going to go for A. Change it from "true" to "false".

A changes from "true" to "false", leaving B, C and D as answered by Andrew.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

"The record for the longest ever beard is nine feet." Is that true or false?

It is false.

In actual fact, it's 18-and-a-half feet long.

Crazy! You know where this is going because you only needed to change one.

You know you've done very well. "Portuguese is the principal language of Brazil." That's true.

"The word 'olfactory' refers to the sense of smell." True or false? It is true.

"Dusty Springfield's real name was Daisy Summerfield." True or false?

That's false.

Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

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Dusty Springfield was born Mary O'Brien.

-And just for you, Kassa, she was a singer.

-OK.

-She was kind of like the Beyonce of her day.

-Gee!

The Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed and have stolen the round.

You can now make Andrew's chances of winning the prize fund of £4,000 much harder.

Let's see the final board. There are already two categories chosen to go into the final by Andrew,

but because you won the round, Usual Suspects, you can choose the next two categories.

So which would you like Andrew to play in the final?

-Anything stand out?

-I was thinking African Leaders.

OK, we'll have African Leaders.

African Leaders goes into the final. One more, please?

-Kids' Comedy, I think.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Kids' Comedy, please.

Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You've won the second round.

It's time to switch you off, but we will see you in Round 3. And away they go.

-With unerring accuracy...

-Brilliant, wasn't it?

-They picked the two things you didn't want.

African Leaders, I'm not too worried about. It will be Nelson Mandela or something like that.

-But Kids' Comedy, if it's Teletubbies, I've had it.

-The way to go forward is to achieve perfection.

It would be nice to choose the last two categories, wouldn't it?

-Let's see if we can get you to achieve perfection. Ready?

-Yeah.

-Let's play Round 3.

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Your 45 seconds starts now.

-True or false?

-That doesn't sound right, so I'll say "false".

-False.

True or false?

-I think the Tatra Mountains are in Asia, so that would be false.

-False.

-Yeah, I've seen them doing it, so that's true.

-True. And finally...

That rings a bell as well and I think it's correct,

-so I'll try "true".

-True.

Within the time, you've answered all four statements.

-Good round?

-Three guesses.

-Really?

-A bit of a punt, I'm afraid.

Before we reveal exactly how well you've done, it's time to bring back those Usual Suspects.

So, Usual Suspects, these were the four statements and next to them are Andrew's answers.

-Ellie, has he achieved perfection?

-I haven't a clue.

But I think D I would maybe look at again.

-Kassa, what do you think?

-I don't agree with C.

I'm not sure women's weightlifting is an Olympic sport.

-Pat, what do you think?

-I'm with Ellie. I'm not sure about D and also A and B.

Andrew, you need to have answered all four statements perfectly to have won the round.

Let's find out how many are correct.

Just one out of the four.

Needless to say, that's not perfection. It's a good deal short of it. I don't want to be brutal.

You've let the Usual Suspects into the game.

Can you steal the round? You need to change three of Andrew's answers. Which three?

Oh, golly, we're in trouble.

What about C? I don't think that's an Olympic sport.

I'm sure I've seen big, beefy women...

-It easily could be.

-You're in charge.

-OK, B?

-Yeah, OK.

-We want to keep B the same and change the rest.

-"A" you want to change from "false" to "true".

-Yeah.

-C from "true" to "false".

-Yeah.

-D from "true" to "false".

-Yeah.

-Leaving B as it is.

-Yeah.

Let's find out what the correct answers are.

"Irvine Welsh wrote the novel Trainspotting." True or false?

It's true.

"The Tatra Mountains are in Europe." Is that true or false?

That is true, I'm afraid, Usual Suspects.

You've failed to achieve perfection. I wonder whether you can still achieve perfection at home?

Let's find out. "Women's weightlifting is an Olympic sport." Is that true or false?

That's true.

"Juliette Binoche played the title role in Amelie." True or false?

That's false.

It was Audrey Tautou. Do you know her?

-Anybody?

-No.

-You'll have to take my word for it then. Let's have a look at the board.

Well, there are four already chosen, two chosen by Andrew, two by the Usual Suspects.

Because no-one won Round 3, we have two blank spaces to fill.

You'll take it in turns to choose a category.

Andrew, as the single player, you get to choose first. Which category do you want to take into the final?

-I'll take a risk with Outlaws.

-Outlaws goes into the final.

Usual Suspects, we need you to choose one more.

-Tea stands out for me.

-Yeah.

-I'd go Tea or Royals.

-He'll probably know a lot about Royals.

-I'd say Tea. Yeah?

-Tea.

-OK, we'll have Tea, please.

Tea goes across into the final.

We know our six final categories.

Usual Suspects, time to switch you off for the final time. Away they go.

-What do you make of that final board?

-Not too frightened.

-Not till I see the questions!

-Yeah.

All right, Andrew, for £4,000, it's time to play the final.

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Andrew, this is the all-important final.

If you can achieve perfection, you could be leaving here with £4,000.

If you fail, you leave with nothing

which would be great news for the Usual Suspects as one of them could play for a rollover of £5,000.

So let's play the final round.

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Andrew, here are your final six categories.

You must answer all six statements correctly to win £4,000.

Think carefully. There is no time limit, but once you've given your first answer, it's locked in.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Let's reveal your first statement.

Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false.

Film Sequels...

That's going back a bit. I think Terminator 2 was probably after Superman III.

-So I'll say that's false.

-False.

Album Covers...

-True or false?

-It's a scene from London or some of the boys.

-I don't think it's a horse race, so I'll say that's false.

-False.

African Leaders...

That's definitely wrong because Haile Selassie,

-if I remember rightly, was in Ethiopia, so that's false.

-False.

Kids' Comedy...

I've seen them and they're very alike, but I don't think they're blood brothers.

I think they're just good friends.

I'm ending up with a lot of "false" here, so I'll say "false" on that.

False.

Outlaws...

No, he definitely didn't. If you believe the film, he was killed at the end of the shoot-out in Mexico

and if you believe the real legend, he died in South America somewhere, so that would be false.

-False?

-Yeah.

-And finally, Tea...

It kind of rings a bell, so my instinct is to say that it's true.

True. And with that, you have answered all six statements

and those answers are locked in.

If there's one mistake, you leave with nothing. Which ones worry you?

The first two.

C, I'm OK with. E, I'm OK with.

I don't know where I am, really.

I don't know any more.

-All in all, that's looking like a tough final for you?

-Yeah, I'm not confident at the moment.

Let's bring back the Usual Suspects to see what they have to say.

You can see the final six statements and Andrew's answers.

Andrew, your answers are locked in, but if you think you've made a mistake, you can unlock the board

with the help of the Usual Suspects. This will, however, come at a cost.

Tell me how well you think Andrew has done, if you want to help and if you do, how much it will cost him.

-Andrew, who would you like to hear from first?

-I'll start with Kassa.

I'm only sure of two, though I don't think I'm going to risk it, but how do you feel about it?

Quietly confident, I think, but if you're not too sure...

I can always come back to you. If I could hear from Pat next, please?

I'm not sure of two of them, so I don't think I'd be able to come and help you.

-OK, Pat's ruled herself out.

-And finally, Ellie?

I'm not sure about three or four. I don't think I'd be of any use to you.

-So Ellie's ruled herself out.

-Yeah, and I don't think Kassa was that confident.

-No?

-I think I'll just go it alone.

-You're going to go it alone?

-Yes, yes.

-OK.

You never know. You maybe achieved perfection on your own and you won't have to share any of the winnings.

You've decided to go it alone. £4,000 at stake. Six answers away.

Let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

If a statement turns green, it's true, if it turns red, it's false.

-Which ones are you worried about?

-The first two.

You might be in with a chance if you can get through those. Let's take a look from the top to the bottom.

"Terminator 2 was released before Superman III." You said "false".

We'd like this to turn red to get you well on your way towards the £4,000. Is it true or is it false?

-It is false. Well done.

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Superman III, 1983,

Terminator 2, 1991.

Let's move on to the next one. "The cover of Blur's Parklife depicts a horse race." You said it was false.

Is it true or is it false?

-It is false. Very well done.

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-It's a greyhound race.

-Is it?

-It is a race, but not a horse race.

-You were worried about those two.

-They could've gone either way.

-Quite confident about this next one?

-I'm pretty sure.

-"Haile Selassie was President of Kenya." You said it's false because he was President of...?

-Ethiopia.

So we fully expect this to turn red and for you to be halfway towards the £4,000. So is it true or false?

It is false. Very well done.

-APPLAUSE

-He was actually Emperor of Ethiopia.

"The Chuckle Brothers are siblings in real life." You said this was false. How confident are you?

Now I'm not, but it just seems that they are just working partners

and happen to look similar, so...

The money's important because you'd like to put it towards a wedding.

That's the idea, yes.

I mean, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I'm a believer in fate.

Let's hope you keep on course for the money here and it's an opportunity that you can take up.

"The Chuckle Brothers are siblings in real life." Is that true or false?

-I'm afraid it's true.

-Yes.

You kind of thought that afterwards?

I was arguing with myself and thought, "No, go with your gut." I didn't, so it's my own fault.

Andrew, you didn't manage to achieve perfection. I wonder if you can still achieve perfection at home?

Let's take a look through those statements.

"Butch Cassidy died at the Battle of the Alamo." You said that's false. Is it true or false?

It is false.

It's believed he was killed in 1908 in a shootout, as represented in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

-And, finally, Earl Grey tea is flavoured with bergamot oil. You said true.

-Yeah.

Is it true or false?

It IS true.

-That's not bad, five out of six.

-Not good enough.

-I'm afraid not.

It means, Usual Suspects, good news for you. The prize fund rolls over

where one of you could be playing for a total of £5,000.

Andrew, you failed to achieve perfection so you go home with nothing except our thanks

for being a great contestant and Usual Suspect. Enjoyed yourself?

-I had an absolute blast.

-Andrew, ladies and gentlemen.

It's now time to meet the next Usual Suspect hoping to play Perfection today.

Usual Suspect, introduce yourself.

Hi, I'm Gary, from Medway in Kent, and I'm a recruitment manager.

Good luck, Gary, as we find out which of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

Pat, it's you! Please come and play Perfection.

Pat, welcome to the game. They were your team-mates, they're now your enemies.

As nobody's won the last four games, the prize fund currently stands at £5,000.

So if you won £5,000, what would you spend it on?

-I want to go on a safari to Africa.

-Do you?

-I do.

-You're into your wildlife, aren't you?

-Yeah.

-Is there a particular animal you want to see?

-No, I just...

I like the idea of the adventure in Africa, seeing the animals,

but the adventure of going to Africa and seeing all the marvellous things.

Tell us about your family.

-My other half is cheering for me. And I have two children and seven grandchildren.

-Wow.

-And you think you'll get the cash to go on safari?!

-No!

-It'll probably get shared out.

-Yeah.

Three rounds and a final to come. Usual Suspects, we'll switch you off.

When Pat makes a mistake, you'll be back. Away they go.

-Shall we get started?

-Let's.

-Let's play Perfection.

Round One, Pat. Your 45 seconds starts now.

Queen Juliana of the Netherlands, so I think that is probably true.

True.

Yes, I think that's true, too.

True.

-No, that's Scotland.

-So you're saying...?

-False.

-False.

-That's true.

-True. And with plenty of time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

-Happy with that?

-I think I answered C in a hurry, but the rest I think are OK.

-We'll find out, won't we?

-You're right, but first it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

Usual Suspects, these are the four statements and Pat's answers.

-Kassa, has she achieved perfection?

-I don't think so. I think I'd change B.

-OK.

-Ellie, how's she done?

-I'm not entirely sure about C.

-The moment of truth.

You need to have answered all four perfectly. Let's find out how many you've got correct.

Three out of four's not bad, but it's not perfection. You've let the Usual Suspects in.

-Can you steal this round? You need to change one, but which one?

-D, the cricket.

-I know nothing about cricket.

-Shall we go with it?

-I'll trust you.

We're going to change D to false.

D changes to false, leaving A, B and C as answered by Pat.

Let's find out the correct answers.

The current Dutch monarch is Queen Juliana. True or false?

It's false! The current monarch is Queen Beatrix.

Oh, dear, Usual Suspects. You've failed to achieve perfection.

Can you still achieve it at home? Let's go through the rest.

I will pick you up, though, Pat. You said Queen Juliana of...

-The Netherlands.

-And then said true to the Dutch monarch.

-Yes.

-What was that all about?

-I don't know, I think!

Either way, let's carry on. Simon and Garfunkel used to perform as Tom and Jerry. True? ..It is.

Heriot-Watt University is based in Wales. True or false? It is false.

-It is in Edinburgh.

-I thought it was Scotland.

John Arlott was a well-known cricket commentator. True or false? True.

-You knew that, Pat.

-Yeah.

-Pat, this is your final board.

These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories. And here are the categories.

Hybrids, Wallace and Gromit, Roman Numerals, Dog Shows, Tables and Charts.

Because neither side won the round, the two categories will be carried over to the next round

where four will be on offer. Usual Suspects, you missed a chance. It's time to switch you off.

You may get another chance. Away they go.

-Pat, what do you think of those categories? Which ones would you choose?

-Roman Numerals, I think.

-Hybrids.

-Which are you desperate to avoid?

-2012 Pop.

-2012 Pop.

-Yeah, definitely, definitely.

-And Doctor Who, maybe.

-And Doctor Who.

Winning the next round could prove crucial.

-Shall we press on?

-Yes.

-Let's play Round Two.

Your 45 seconds starts now.

-That's false.

-False.

-I think it's in Venice.

-I'm not sure about that. I'll say...true.

-True.

-Yes, I think that's true.

-True.

-No, false.

-False.

-Germaine Greer was, er, a women's lib lady.

-Right.

-Happy with that?

-Perhaps B and C are wrong, but A and D are OK.

Before we find out how well you've done, let's bring back those Usual Suspects.

-These were the statements and Pat's answers. Gary, has she achieved perfection?

-She's done well.

-I'd say at least three.

-Which one are you worried about?

-D.

-Kassa?

-I'm worried about B.

-They think you've done quite well.

Let's find out how many are correct.

-Again.

-Three out of four. Consistent, but you've let them in.

This would be a good one to steal with four categories on offer.

-You need to change one answer. Which one is it going to be?

-C or D isn't it, really?

I don't know enough about Amnesty International. I'm just guessing.

-I've heard of Tasmanian devils in New Zealand.

-So I think D.

-D?

-Can we change D to true?

-Leaving A, B and C as Pat answered.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

The Rialto Bridge is in Rome. Is that true or false?

-It is false. Where is it, Pat?

-Venice.

-It is in Venice. You're absolutely right.

Slumdog Millionaire was based on the book Q&A. True or false?

That is true. Most Tasmanian devils live in New Zealand. This is the one. Is that true or false?

That's false.

They are almost entirely indigenous to Tasmania.

Can you still achieve perfection at home?

Amnesty International was founded by Germaine Greer. True or false?

That is, of course, false.

It was a British lawyer called Peter Benenson.

Pat, once again, neither side has won the round.

The four categories will be carried over, so it's all on Round Three.

All six categories will be available. A great one to win.

For the moment, I'll switch you off, Usual Suspects. We'll see you in Round Three.

-You've got to win this one, Pat.

-I'd love to think so!

-Let's play Round Three.

Your 45 seconds starts now.

-Yes, he was.

-So you're saying...?

-Sorry. I beg your pardon. True.

True.

That's Queen, We Will Rock You.

-Er, yes, I think I'll go true for that as well.

-True.

-No, that's false.

-False.

-Yes. I think that's true.

-True. And with time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

-Happy with that?

-Yes, I think so.

-Is this perfection?

-Fingers crossed!

Before we reveal how you've done, I'll bring back the Usual Suspects.

These are the four statements and Pat's answers. Ellie, has she achieved perfection?

-I think she's close on this one. I'm not sure about B, though.

-Gary?

I'm with Ellie on B, to be honest. Something's telling me it was more '80s than '70s.

Pat, the moment of truth. You need to have answered all four perfectly. How many are correct?

-Oh, goodness me!

-That's not perfection.

-It's not.

You've let the Usual Suspects in.

I think they're at sea as well. They thought you'd done very well.

Yes!

Usual Suspects, can you steal the round? You need to change three answers. Which three?

I think B is definitely false.

-Rock music wasn't really the '70s.

-What was in the '70s?

-Hippies.

-That was the '60s!

-Oh, was it?

-'70s was glam rock. And Freddie Mercury was a bit glam.

-In that case, I'm completely wrong.

-I have no idea.

-I like cheese.

-Me, too.

And I have no idea about cheeses!

At least you agree you like cheese. That's the key thing.

-When I went to Lanzarote, my mum took me to, I think, the Picasso Museum.

-Yeah.

-I'm not entirely sure.

-You're confident about Picasso?

Putting it all on me!

-I'm fairly sure.

-OK.

-If this goes horribly wrong, please blame me.

-That's fine.

-OK, we'll keep A and change all the rest.

-OK, B changes to false, C changes to true

and D changes from true to false. A remains as Pat answered.

Let's find out the correct answers.

Pablo Picasso was Spanish. True or false?

It is true. Ellie, you're absolutely right.

So were you, Pat. You know where this is going now.

The musical We Will Rock You is set in the 1970s. True or false?

It is false.

It's set in the future, in actual fact.

The Orange Revolution took place in Ukraine. True or false?

Yeah, that's true. And Huntsman cheese combines layers of Edam and Gouda. True or false?

That's false. Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

Huntsman combines layers of Double Gloucester and Stilton. Worth making a note of.

Usual Suspects, you can now make Pat's chances as hard as can be.

Let's look at the final board. Because you won that round, you've earned the right

to choose all six categories. Two from the first round, two from the second, two from the third.

-What would you like Pat to play in the final?

-Shall we go for two each?

-Yeah, OK.

I'll go for 2012 Pop.

2012 Pop.

-Awards.

-Awards goes across.

-I'll go for Hybrids.

-Hybrids.

-And Doctor Who.

-And Doctor Who.

I'll pick Wallace and Gromit. And...Dog Shows.

And Dog Shows. We now know our six final categories.

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OK, guys. Time to switch you off. Well played. We'll see you later. And away they go.

That's a kind of mixed bag. They have picked 2012 Pop and Doctor Who,

-which you really didn't want.

-Yes.

-But they also gave you Hybrids, which you would have picked.

For £5,000, it's time to play the final.

Pat, this is the all-important final. You could leave with a prize fund of £5,000.

-That's got to be good.

-Absolutely.

-If you fail, you get nothing,

which is great news for the Usual Suspects, who could play for £6,000.

So let's play the final round.

Pat, here are your final six categories.

You must answer all six correctly to win the £5,000.

Think carefully. No time limit, but once you've given an answer, your first answer is locked in.

-Yeah.

-Let's reveal your first statement. Tell me if it's true or false.

-I haven't the faintest idea! I'll guess true.

-True.

-I've not heard of the Stirling Prize. I think I'll try... false for that.

-False.

Yeah.

Now, then, a jenny id the offspring of a donkey... Jennys and hinnys.

One's a horse and a donkey, one's a donkey and a horse. Like male and female of each.

-I don't know if it's hinny or jenny. I'll say true.

-True.

-Yes.

-Yes, I think he did. Yes, true.

-True.

Oh, goodness me! I don't know their address. They certainly live somewhere.

-I'll say true.

-True.

No, I'm sure it wasn't. It's run by the Kennel Club.

-I think that's probably false.

-False. And with that your answers are locked in.

-If there's one single mistake, you leave with nothing. Which ones are you worried about?

-All of them!

-I think D is OK and F is OK.

-So they're the only ones you're really confident on.

Yes, absolutely. I knew I'd know nothing about A. It was going to be a guess.

-And I've not heard of the Stirling Prize.

-You never know. Let's bring back the Usual Suspects.

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements and Pat's answers.

Pat, your answers are locked in, but if you think you made a mistake,

you can unlock them with the help of the Usual Suspects, but at a cost.

-Who would you like to hear from first?

-Kassa.

I know two are definitely wrong. I could be tempted to come down.

-How much for?

-Half. £2,500.

-Right, OK.

-So an offer from Kassa. Want to hear from anyone else?

-Ellie, please.

I can see two that are definitely wrong. The rest of the board I could swing either way,

-so I wouldn't be coming down today.

-Ellie's ruled out.

-And Gary?

-There's two on there that I'm very confident with.

I'm not 100% on the other four, so I won't be coming down today.

-So the one offer on the table is from Kassa.

-If you're confident in the other answers.

I'm confident on three.

-OK.

-I'm not so confident on the fourth.

-OK. I think I'm going to rule myself out, then. Sorry.

-That's OK. That's fine.

In which case, after some negotiation, they're all out,

-which means none of the Usual Suspects are willing to help.

-Uh-huh.

£5,000 at stake, six answers away. Let's find out if you have achieved perfection.

I'm interested to know, Kassa, you said two were definitely wrong. Which ones?

-A and C.

-You would have changed A and C. That's really interesting.

-Pat, the first two you didn't know.

-Yes, absolutely.

-Let's start at the bottom and work up towards those.

-Gee, thanks(!)

It'll keep you on edge! Crufts was originally a show for cats.

-You were confident that was false.

-I sincerely hope so.

So this should turn red. True or false? ..It's false.

Always been for dogs. Wallace and Gromit live at 62 West Wallaby Street.

-You went for true.

-Yes.

-Is it true or false?

It is true.

Well played. A third of the way to £5,000.

-It would be nice to have that money.

-It would.

-Might even go on safari.

-I might!

-If the rest of the family don't get their hands on it first!

-If I get all these right!

Tom Baker succeeded Jon Pertwee as the Doctor. You said true. Is that true or false?

-True. You are halfway to the money.

-Yes.

This next one is interesting. You were negotiating with Kassa. If she'd come down,

she'd have changed this next one. Let's find out if it would have worked.

A hinny is the offspring of a horse and a donkey. Is that true as you said

or false as Kassa thought you might have changed it to?

It's true!

Well, that's interesting. So you'd both have been going home without any money!

Either way, here you are, only two away.

-OK, so the Stirling Prize is an award for architecture. You'd never heard of it.

-I haven't.

-This had to be a guess.

-Absolutely.

-We need this to turn red to keep you on course for the £5,000.

Is it true or is it false?

-It's true, I'm afraid.

-Yes.

These were tough categories. You knew A and B would be difficult.

You haven't achieved perfection and won't go home with any cash.

Can you still achieve perfection at home with this last statement?

Call Me Maybe was a number one single for Katy Perry. Kassa wanted to change it. True or false?

-Yeah, it is false, I'm afraid.

-Yes.

-Who is it by, Kassa?

-I can't remember, but it's not Katy Perry!

-Carly Rae Jepsen.

-Absolutely right.

So considering you didn't choose any of your own categories, that was a sterling performance.

Well, I won't use the word sterling!

-That was a pretty good performance.

-Thank you.

-Usual Suspects, the prize fund rolls over

and one of you could be playing for a total of £6,000.

-Pat, you failed to achieve perfection, but thanks for playing. I hope you enjoyed yourself.

-I did.

-Thank you very much. Let's hear it for Pat, everyone.

-APPLAUSE

Well, that's all we have time for. Please join us next time when our Usual Suspects play again,

this time for £6,000. But remember on this show we only pay for perfection. Goodbye.

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