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Welcome to the quiz show that demands perfection. Behind this screen are four contestants

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who hope their knowledge is flawless because one mistake could give the game away. This is Perfection.

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APPLAUSE

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Welcome to Perfection, the quiz show where only perfect play is good enough.

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Behind me are the contestants. We call them the Usual Suspects. They're in our isolation room.

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In a moment, we'll find out which one of them has been randomly selected to play Perfection.

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They will face a series of "true or false" statements.

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For example, if I said...

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..would you say that's true or false?

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If you said "true", I can tell you you'd be right.

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Answering "true" or "false" might seem easy,

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but if the contestant gets an answer wrong,

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their opponents come into the game to capitalise on their mistakes.

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So you know how the game works. Let's meet the Usual Suspects.

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I'm Juliet from Maidstone in Kent. I'm a transcription administrator and this is my first game.

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Hi, I'm Steve, I'm from Nottingham, I'm a semi-retired salesman and this is my second game.

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Hello, I'm Laura, I'm from Edinburgh, I'm a hairdresser and this is my third game.

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Hello, I'm Shanine, I'm from London, I'm an archives assistant and this is my sixth game.

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Welcome and best of luck as we now find out which one of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

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Steve, it's you. Please come and play Perfection.

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-Steve, welcome to the game.

-Thank you.

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You've got a big family watching and cheering at home.

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Two children, six grandchildren and eight great-grandchildren.

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-Eight great-grandchildren? That has to take up your time.

-Absolutely.

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They say the funniest things, don't they?

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Yes, my great-granddaughter number one, she was six,

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and she said to me one afternoon, "Grandad, I wish you and Grandma were one year old."

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-I said, "Why?" She said, "Then we could spend the rest of our lives together."

-Aw!

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-Even now, I get emotional about it.

-Isn't it amazing?

-Six years old.

-The most wonderful things.

-Yeah.

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Steve, it's now you versus the Usual Suspects. Their job is to stop you from winning the prize fund.

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Your failure means the prize money rolls over to the next game and one of them plays for a bigger total.

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-Every game on Perfection is worth £1,000. Unfortunately for you, the previous two games were won.

-Yeah.

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Extraordinarily, lightning struck twice, so the prize fund is re-set to £1,000.

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-But £1,000...

-That don't sound bad to me.

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-Especially with those grandchildren and great-grandchildren to look after.

-I might get a pint out of it.

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-I don't think you'd get much more.

-No.

-Here's how the game works.

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You play three rounds and a final. Every round you achieve perfection makes the final easier.

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But if your performance is anything less than perfect, the Usual Suspects can steal the round,

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making the final much harder for you. More of that later.

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Usual Suspects, we'll switch you off for now, so you can't see or hear anything. Cheerio.

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Each round consists of four "true or false" statements.

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-You'll only have 45 seconds and once you've given your first answer, it'll be locked in. Ready?

-Sure.

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Then let's play Perfection.

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APPLAUSE

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Round 1. Your 45 seconds starts now.

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-I think that's true, yes.

-True.

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It's certainly a Greek letter, it's certainly a Greek cheese.

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-Yes, we'll go for "true".

-True.

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-Oh... Yeah, I think that's true as well.

-True. And finally...

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-I'll say "false" on that one. That's quite a lot.

-False.

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With time to spare, you've answered all four statements. Nice time management.

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You gave yourself time to think about the last one. That one's worrying you?

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5,000 is a lot. But there's a lot of water in the Great Lakes.

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Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

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These were the four statements and next to them are Steve's answers.

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Shanine, has he achieved perfection?

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-There's something about B I'm unsure of.

-Laura, what do you think?

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The same for myself. Feta cheese is definitely Greek,

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but I don't think it's named after a Greek goddess.

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Juliet, welcome to the game. What do you think?

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I would also go along with the others and say that B is the one that I would have issues with,

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so I don't think perfection has been achieved.

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It's all Greek to them. You need to have answered all four statements perfectly to have won the round.

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Let's find out how many are correct.

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Just two out of four,

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so you've let your enemies, the Usual Suspects, into the game.

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Can you steal the round? You need to change two of Steve's answers, but which two will it be?

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-A and C are definitely right.

-Right, OK.

-An Emperor is the largest species of penguin,

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-so we've got to change B to "false" and D to "true".

-OK.

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We're going to change B from "true" to "false".

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B changes from "true" to "false".

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-And D from "false" to "true".

-And D from "false to "true",

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leaving A and C as answered by Steve.

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Let's find out the correct answers. If the statement turns green, it's true. If it turns red, it's false.

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"Bill Murray starred in the film Groundhog Day." Is that true or false?

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-It is true. It's a very good film.

-I haven't seen it.

-How did you know it's true?

-I'm clever that way.

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-Are you?

-I haven't been to the cinema for 40 years.

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-Is that right?

-Yeah.

-Let's move on, shall we?

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"Feta cheese is named after a Greek goddess." Is that true or false?

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It is false.

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-The Greek word for "feta" comes from an Italian word meaning "slice".

-Oh, right, yeah.

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"Emperor is the largest species of penguin." True or false?

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It is true. You know where this is going, Usual Suspects.

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"The US state of Michigan has over 5,000 lakes." True or false?

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It's true. Congratulations, Usual Suspects.

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-You have achieved perfection.

-APPLAUSE

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They've succeeded where you failed and they've stolen the round.

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Usual Suspects, you can make Steve's chances of winning the prize fund that much harder in the final.

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Steve, this is your final board. These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

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Here are the final round categories starting with Angelina Jolie,

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ranging through Aztecs, Savings and on to Country Music with many more in between.

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If you'd won that round, you could have added two categories of your choice to the board,

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but because the Usual Suspects stole the round, they choose, hoping to make the final much harder for you.

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So, Usual Suspects, which two would you like Steve to play in the final?

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I'd quite like Eurovision to go on the board.

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-Yes, Eurovision.

-Any others? What do you reckon?

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Medals seems quite difficult.

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We'll go for Medals on the board.

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Medals comes across.

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-And Eurovision.

-And Eurovision. Interesting. Thank you very much, Usual Suspects.

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You won the first round. Time to switch you off, but we will see you in Round 2.

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-Do you know anything about Medals?

-No.

-They were right then.

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-Do you watch Eurovision at all?

-Not since about 1968.

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It might still work for you. You never know what the question is.

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Give me two categories you'll be choosing if you get the opportunity.

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Country Music probably and Wild West.

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And two that you're desperate to avoid?

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Angelina Jolie. I'm probably the only man in the world that wants to avoid Angelina Jolie.

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And Diseases, that sounds nasty.

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Steve, it's only the first round.

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You still have two more rounds to find perfection and choose your own categories for the final.

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-If you leave it to them, they'll choose stuff to trip you up.

-Yes.

-All right, let's play Round 2.

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Your 45 seconds starts now.

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She was executed, but I would have thought it was in public.

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-So I'll say "false".

-False.

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-They have big meetings there. I'll say that's true.

-True.

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-No, that's false. He won it on Aldaniti.

-False. And finally...

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-I'll say "true".

-True. Again, with time to spare,

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-you've answered all four statements. Comfortable, happy?

-Yeah, I'm happy.

-Really?

-Yeah, I'm always happy.

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-Nice state to be in. You'll have to tell me the trick.

-Euphoria, it is.

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Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

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These were the four statements and next to them are Steve's answers.

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-Has he achieved perfection? Juliet?

-A and D, I would definitely change.

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Shanine, has he achieved perfection?

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He hasn't achieved perfection. The Oval Office is in the White House.

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So that would be false. And I'm not sure about A or D either.

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Steve, let's find out how many you got correct.

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Three out of four's not bad, but it isn't perfection,

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which means the Usual Suspects are into the game.

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Usual Suspects, can you steal the round? You need to change just one of Steve's answers.

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-I would change B from "true" to "false".

-The Oval is something to do with cricket.

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-The Oval Office is the President's office in the White House.

-Oh, right.

-Right, OK.

-OK, great.

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We're going to change B from "true" to "false".

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You're changing B from "true" to "false", leaving A, C and D as answered by Steve.

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Let's find out what the correct answers are.

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"Marie Antoinette was executed in the Bastille." Is that true or false?

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False. She was executed in what is now the Place de la Concorde.

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"The Oval Office is a room in 10 Downing Street." True or false?

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It is false. Exactly as you said, Shanine, it is in the White House.

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You know where this is going, so you can afford to look happy.

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"Bob Champion won the Grand National on Foinavon." True or false?

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-It is false. Foinavon was the horse that scuttled round...

-And everything else fell over, yeah.

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-100/1.

-100/1, that's right.

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Bob Champion won on Aldaniti, of course.

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"Ginza is an up-market shopping district of Tokyo." True or false?

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That's true.

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Usual Suspects, congratulations. You have achieved perfection.

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APPLAUSE

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Steve, the Usual Suspects succeeded where you failed and stole the round.

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Usual Suspects, you can make Steve's chances of winning the prize fund that much harder.

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Let's see the final board.

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We've got two on there, Medals and Eurovision, chosen by yourselves,

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and because you won that round, you choose the next two as well.

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-Which two do you want Steve to play in the final?

-Angelina Jolie?

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He said he hadn't been to the cinema in a while. It might be a good one.

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-If he's not a cinema buff, he probably doesn't know much.

-I don't think he'd know much about fashion.

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-I can't see him going for handbags somehow.

-No!

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-We'll put Angelina Jolie on the board.

-Angelina Jolie goes across.

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-And Fashion.

-Fashion. Congratulations, Usual Suspects.

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You've won the first two rounds. Time to switch you off, but you'll have another chance in Round 3.

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-It's almost like they heard you - Angelina Jolie.

-Yeah.

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-I'm hurt on your behalf that they think you don't know about fashion.

-I'm not surprised.

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-The only way to get subjects you like into the final is to win the next round.

-Yes.

-Let's play Round 3.

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APPLAUSE

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Your 45 seconds start now.

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True or false?

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-Boris Pasternak, could be. I'll say "yes".

-I have to have the word.

-True.

-Thank you. True.

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True or false?

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-I thought they were Brownshirts, so I'll say "false".

-False.

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-That's definitely true.

-True.

-And finally...

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Oh, that's a clever one.

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I'll say... I'll say "false" on that.

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-I think it's all in England.

-False.

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Nice time management again. Perfection this time, do you think?

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-Go on, we'll say "yes".

-Before we reveal how well you've done, time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

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These were the four statements and next to them are Steve's answers.

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Has he achieved perfection? Laura, what do you think?

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I thought that B was true. That definitely rang a bell for me.

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-Shanine?

-There's a couple I'm unsure of.

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A, I know it was set in Russia, but I don't know if it was an English book or another language.

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And C and D as well.

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-Not much of a vote of confidence from the Usual Suspects, but you never know.

-One never knows.

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You think you've got perfection. Let's find out. How many have you got correct?

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Congratulations, Steve. You have achieved perfection.

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-APPLAUSE

-Very well done. Let's take a look at those answers, shall we?

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-"Doctor Zhivago was originally written in Russian." Who did you say wrote it?

-Boris Pasternak.

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Right, and he did write it in Russian, so that is true.

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-"Mussolini's followers were called Redshirts." You thought they were called...?

-Brownshirts.

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Is that true or false? It is, of course, false.

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-It's Blackshirts.

-There were Brownshirts, Blackshirts.

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-Every shirt but this one.

-Redshirts were followers of Garibaldi.

-Yeah.

-Blackshirts followed Mussolini.

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-Brownshirts were actually in the UK.

-Oswald Mosley.

-Oswald Mosley, yeah.

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"The Eton Rifles was a hit single for The Jam." Bit of a Jam fan, were you?

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-I'm a bit of a music fan. They were a very popular group.

-You said "true".

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And it is true. Very well done.

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"Hadrian's Wall is partly in Scotland." You thought it was entirely in England. True or false?

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It is false. It's entirely in England. Great round.

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As a result of that perfect performance, you've made winning the prize fund that much easier.

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Let's look at your final board. The first four categories were chosen by the Usual Suspects.

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But because you won that round, you can choose the last two categories to add to the board.

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-Which two do you fancy playing?

-Wild West and Country Music.

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Wild West goes across and Country Music.

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We now know our six final categories.

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It's time to switch off the Usual Suspects for the last time. Cheerio.

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-Got half a chance with that?

-Apart from the middle 'un.

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I'll be struggling, unless it's, "Which husband is Angelina Jolie on at the moment?"

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I can take an educated guess at that one.

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You never know, do you? Steve, for £1,000, it's time to play the final.

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Steve, this is the all-important final. If you achieve perfection, you could leave with £1,000.

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If you fail, you leave with nothing which is great news for the Usual Suspects

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as one of them could be playing for £2,000 on the next game. So let's play the final round.

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APPLAUSE

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Here are your final six categories.

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You must answer all six statements correctly to win the £1,000.

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Think carefully. There's no time limit, but once you've given an answer, it's locked in. Ready?

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-Sure.

-Let's reveal your first statement. Tell me if you believe it to be true or false.

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Medals...

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-True or false?

-I'd say so because it's for bravery.

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And valour is bravery. I would say yes, false... True.

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I've said "false", haven't I?

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-I'm afraid I have to take the first answer you give me and you said "false" first.

-I did.

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What a mug!

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Eurovision...

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I'd say "false". I don't think he was involved with it.

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-He might have been involved with the acts, but not with the presentation.

-False?

-False.

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Angelina Jolie...

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-I'll say "true".

-True.

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Fashion...

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-True.

-True.

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On to the two subject categories you chose for yourself now. Wild West...

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No, because it wasn't a character. It was a true person.

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-So I'd say that's false.

-False.

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And finally, Country Music...

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-That's false. She was the wife of Johnny Cash.

-False.

-False.

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And with that, you have answered all of the statements and they are locked in.

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If there is one mistake, you leave with nothing.

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-Which ones are you unsure of?

-The Angelina Jolie one and the "for valour" one.

-That was so unfortunate.

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You explained what you thought your answer was going to be, then gave me the opposite answer.

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-Unfortunately, the way the rules run, I have to take the first answer you say.

-I appreciate that, yes.

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Let's switch on the Usual Suspects.

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You can now see the final six statements and next to them are Steve's answers.

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Your answers are locked in and you can't change them by yourself,

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but if you think you made a mistake, you can unlock them with the help of the Usual Suspects.

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This will, however, come at a cost.

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Usual Suspects, tell me how well you think Steve has done,

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if you want to help and if you do, how much it will cost.

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-Steve, who would you like to hear from first?

-From Juliet.

-I think you've done quite well.

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I think you've got about three right and three wrong,

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but the three wrong ones I wouldn't know the answer to be able to help you,

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so I wouldn't be able to come down and help you. Sorry.

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-Juliet ruling herself out. Who would you like to hear from next?

-Laura.

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There's definitely two wrong, I'm afraid, and possibly a third one,

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but I'm not 100% sure, so I wouldn't be willing to take the risk and come down.

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-You're definitely ruling yourself out, Laura?

-Definitely.

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-Who next?

-Shanine.

-There's definitely one wrong and a couple I'm unsure of.

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And because I'm unsure of some and the money is quite low, I'm afraid I won't come down and help.

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Steve, none of our Usual Suspects are willing to help, so you're on your own. £1,000 at stake.

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Six answers away. Let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

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-Let's start at the top with the one you're kicking yourself for.

-Yeah.

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"For Valour is inscribed on the Victoria Cross."

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You said, "Yes, that's right," then just blurted out "false",

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which I had to take. You're convinced that's true.

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Is there any chance you could be wrong?

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It could be on the George Cross, but it is a bravery award, the Victoria Cross.

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"For Valour is inscribed on the Victoria Cross."

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We need this to turn red. Is it true or false?

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-It's true, I'm afraid. You knew it was true.

-Yeah.

-That's really frustrating.

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Maybe you can achieve perfection at home, so let's go through the rest of those statements.

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"Louis Walsh was a presenter of Eurovision in 1997." You said "false". Is it true or false?

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You were right. Ronan Keating and Carrie Crowley were the presenters in 1997, but not Louis Walsh.

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-I don't know if it's good news or bad news when you get one right.

-You still want to get them right.

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"Angelina Jolie named her twins Phinnaeus and Sunday." Is that true or false?

0:21:080:21:14

-It's false.

-Oh, good.

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Actually, she named the twins Knox and Vivienne. That one's not right. Let's move on to the next one.

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"Yves Saint Laurent was born in Algeria." You said that was true. Is it true or false?

0:21:230:21:29

It is true.

0:21:290:21:30

"Mark Twain created the character Calamity Jane." You said "false", she is not a character.

0:21:300:21:36

-She was a historical figure.

-Yeah.

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Is it true or false?

0:21:380:21:40

It is false.

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She was a frontierswoman which is what you said more or less.

0:21:420:21:45

"June Carter was the wife of Willie Nelson." You said she is...?

0:21:450:21:49

-Johnny Cash.

-Johnny Cash's wife.

0:21:490:21:52

So is it true or false?

0:21:520:21:54

It is false. She was married three times.

0:21:540:21:57

Her third husband was Johnny Cash. Absolutely right. You got 4 out of 6.

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-You would have got five. You knew A, but just said the wrong answer.

-Yes.

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Usual Suspects, good news for you. The prize fund rolls over.

0:22:070:22:11

One of you could be playing for £2,000.

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Steve, you failed to achieve perfection and go home with nothing but our thanks. Hope you enjoyed it.

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-Absolutely brilliant.

-Let's hear it for Steve, everybody.

0:22:230:22:28

It's now time to meet the next Usual Suspect hoping to play Perfection today.

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-New Usual Suspect, please introduce yourself.

-Hi, my name is Rich, I live in Poole and I'm a teacher.

0:22:360:22:43

Welcome, Rich. Best of luck to all of you as we find out who's been randomly picked to play Perfection.

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Shanine, it's you! Come down and play Perfection.

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-Shanine, welcome to the game.

-Hello.

-You've been here a while.

-A long time!

-Have you enjoyed being here?

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-I feel a bit sad that I'm not captain any more.

-It's your chance to win some cash.

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Good luck. They were your teammates, they're now your enemies.

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Nobody's won the last two games, so the prize fund currently stands at £2,000.

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So what would you do with £2,000 if you won it?

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It would go towards.... I want to become an archivist. I work in archives.

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To become a professional archivist, you need a post-graduate qualification.

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-What does an archivist do?

-Kind of cataloguing papers. It's more about the preservation of history.

0:23:350:23:43

What does a professional archivist do that a non-professional doesn't?

0:23:430:23:48

You get more money!

0:23:480:23:50

Well, that seems like a plan, then!

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There's three rounds and a final to come. Usual Suspects, we're going to switch you off.

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When Shanine makes a mistake, you will be back in the game.

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-You can talk through your answers without giving anything away.

-OK.

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-Are you ready to go?

-I am.

-Let's play Perfection.

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Round One. Your 45 seconds start now.

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-True.

-True.

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-Just guessing. True.

-True.

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-True.

-True.

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-It was written by Ricky Gervais, so that's false.

-False.

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And you've answered all four. How did that feel?

0:24:460:24:50

-The one I'm sure about, I'm sure about. The rest I'm not.

-Before we reveal how you've done,

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we bring back the Usual Suspects. These were the four statements and, next to them, Shanine's answers.

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-Laura, has she achieved perfection?

-I thought baba ganoush was African, but a food.

-Ah, interesting.

0:25:030:25:11

-Juliet, what do you think?

-I think baba ganoush is an Indian god.

0:25:110:25:15

-So A's not true.

-Rich, how do you think she's done?

-She might have got perfection.

0:25:150:25:21

OK. Shanine, mixed bag there. You need to have answered all four perfectly to have won the round.

0:25:210:25:27

Let's find out how many are correct.

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Just one out of four.

0:25:330:25:36

You don't need me to point out it's not perfection. It does let your enemies in.

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Can you steal the round? You need to change three.

0:25:410:25:45

-Extras was written by Ricky Gervais, so we need to change the other three.

-Agreed?

-I think so.

0:25:450:25:52

-Change A, B, C, please, Nick.

-Thank you.

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A changes from true to false, B from true to false, C from true to false.

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D remains as answered by Shanine. Let's find out what the correct answers are.

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If it turns green, it's true. If it turns red, it's false.

0:26:050:26:09

Baba ganoush is a style of North African music. True or false?

0:26:090:26:13

It is false.

0:26:130:26:15

It's an aubergine dip, in actual fact. Not a god, Juliet.

0:26:150:26:21

It's very nice, but not godly.

0:26:210:26:23

The River Mekong flows through the city of Bangkok. True or false?

0:26:230:26:27

That's false as well.

0:26:270:26:31

It runs along the border of Laos and Thailand, not through Bangkok.

0:26:310:26:37

Velcro was invented by NASA scientists. True or false? No, that is false as well.

0:26:370:26:43

Invented by a Swiss engineer, although people did think it was a rip-off from NASA!

0:26:430:26:49

A rip-off from... Oh, please yourselves.

0:26:490:26:52

Jimmy Carr wrote the sitcom Extras. You know where this is going. Is that true or false?

0:26:520:26:58

It is false. Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

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It was, of course, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

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-Oh, dear, Shanine. They've stolen the round.

-Yeah.

0:27:110:27:16

Usual Suspects, you can now make Shanine's chances much harder in the final. Here's how.

0:27:160:27:21

Shanine, this is your final board. These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

0:27:210:27:27

Here are your final round categories, starting with Carry On, Language, Insects, Economics

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and many more. The Usual Suspects now get to choose the two categories,

0:27:340:27:39

hoping to make the final that much harder for you to win. Which two would you like Shanine to play?

0:27:390:27:45

-Is Carry On not like Carry On films?

-Yes. Go for that. It might be the actors or actresses

0:27:450:27:52

-involved in that series, which is more my era!

-She's too young!

0:27:520:27:56

-Economics. She's not going to like Economics.

-Go on, then.

-Economics?

0:27:560:28:01

-Carry On and Economics, please, Nick.

-OK. Carry On goes across.

0:28:010:28:06

And Economics. That sounds like a movie there never was.

0:28:060:28:09

Well done, Usual Suspects. It's time to switch you off. We'll see you in Round Two.

0:28:090:28:15

-Shanine, what do you make of that? Carry On?

-I'm quite pleased!

0:28:150:28:20

-Is that right?

-I read the Kenneth Williams biography recently, so I quite like Carry On films.

0:28:200:28:25

-And Economics?

-Oh, dear. My landlady works for economists, but I don't know if it will be...

0:28:250:28:31

-I don't know how that helps you.

-She might have told me things.

0:28:310:28:36

Of the ones that are left, which would you avoid?

0:28:360:28:39

I'd probably avoid Insects and Language.

0:28:390:28:43

-And two that you would choose?

-Oh. I'd go for Britpop, I think.

0:28:430:28:49

-And...TV Drama.

-OK.

0:28:490:28:52

It's only the first round. You still have two more.

0:28:520:28:56

-Are you ready to continue?

-I am.

-Then let's play Round Two.

0:28:560:29:01

Your 45 seconds starts now.

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-That's true.

-True.

0:29:090:29:12

-I think that's true.

-True.

0:29:160:29:19

-It's set in the Nazi era, so false.

-False. And finally...

0:29:240:29:29

-That's definitely false.

-False. Loads of time to spare and you've answered all four.

0:29:320:29:37

-You don't hang around.

-I go with my instinct.

0:29:370:29:41

-What does it tell you about that?

-I'm pretty confident, actually.

0:29:410:29:45

-Could it be perfection?

-It might.

0:29:450:29:48

All right. It's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:29:480:29:52

So these are the four statements and next to them are Shanine's answers.

0:29:520:29:57

-Rich, has she achieved perfection?

-I think she's done really well. I'm sure the first three are right

0:29:570:30:04

and probably the fourth one.

0:30:040:30:06

-Laura, what do you think?

-A, B and C, definite. If any are wrong, it'll be D.

0:30:060:30:11

The moment of truth. They think you've done well, you're confident.

0:30:110:30:16

Let's find out how many are correct.

0:30:160:30:18

Congratulations, Shanine. You have achieved perfection.

0:30:250:30:29

Very good. Let's look at those answers in detail.

0:30:310:30:34

-A velodrome is an arena for cycle racing. After the last Olympics, I think everyone knows.

-Yeah.

0:30:340:30:42

True or false? It is true. The United States bought Alaska from Russia. You said true.

0:30:420:30:47

And it is...true.

0:30:470:30:50

Bought it for 7.2 million in 1867.

0:30:500:30:54

Raiders of the Lost Ark is set in the 1960s. You said it was set at the time of the Second World War.

0:30:540:31:01

And it is, of course, false.

0:31:010:31:04

1936 it was actually set. Ken Livingstone was educated at Harrow School. You KNEW that to be false?

0:31:040:31:11

He's a working class... Well, I don't think he was public school-educated anyway.

0:31:110:31:17

We now know that you're right. It was false.

0:31:170:31:21

St Leonard's Primary School and Tulse Hill Comprehensive.

0:31:210:31:25

So, Shanine, as a result of that perfect performance, you've made winning the prize fund of £2,000

0:31:250:31:33

a lot easier. Let's see your final board. It's showing two categories chosen by the Usual Suspects,

0:31:330:31:39

but you've earned the right to choose the next two categories.

0:31:390:31:44

-I'd like Britpop.

-Britpop goes across into the final.

0:31:440:31:48

-And TV Drama.

-And TV Drama.

0:31:480:31:51

Usual Suspects, I'm now going to switch you off. We'll see you in the next round. And away they go.

0:31:510:31:58

Well done. By choosing your own categories, hopefully you've made winning easier. Shall we carry on?

0:31:580:32:04

-Indeed, yeah, let's.

-Let's play Round Three.

0:32:040:32:08

Your 45 seconds starts now.

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-False.

-False.

0:32:150:32:17

-I'm going to say true.

-True.

0:32:220:32:24

-Just a guess. I'm going to say true.

-True. And finally...

0:32:290:32:34

-Another guess. False.

-False.

0:32:370:32:40

And with almost half your time to spare, you've answered all four.

0:32:400:32:44

-You really don't hang around.

-The longer you think, the longer you doubt yourself.

-Good theory.

0:32:440:32:51

Before we reveal how you've done, time to bring back those Usual Suspects.

0:32:510:32:56

Usual Suspects, these are the four statements and next to them are Shanine's answers.

0:32:560:33:02

-Juliet, has she achieved perfection?

-I don't think so. She's done quite well.

0:33:020:33:07

I know the Masai Mara is in Kenya, but whether it's in Namibia, I'm not sure.

0:33:070:33:13

-And I'm not too sure about D.

-Rich, what do you make of them?

0:33:130:33:18

I agree with Juliet. Masai Mara is in Kenya. That's definitely false.

0:33:180:33:22

The moment of truth. You need to answer all four perfectly.

0:33:220:33:26

How many are correct?

0:33:260:33:29

-3 out of 4 is pretty good.

-More than I thought I got!

0:33:340:33:38

But it's not perfection. As a result, your enemies are back in.

0:33:380:33:42

Can they steal the round? You can see Shanine's answers. You have to change just one. Which?

0:33:420:33:48

A is correct. Gazpacho is traditionally served cold.

0:33:480:33:52

-Minestrone soup is that rubbish stuff they do at school.

-With pasta, tiny wee pastas.

0:33:520:33:58

-Masai Mara's in Kenya.

-C from true to false, please, Nick.

0:33:580:34:02

That leaves A, B and D as answered by Shanine.

0:34:020:34:05

Let's see what the correct answers are.

0:34:050:34:09

Minestrone soup is traditionally served cold. True or false?

0:34:090:34:13

It is false. It's actually gazpacho that is served cold, not minestrone.

0:34:130:34:18

Not all minestrone is like the stuff you used to get at school, Rich.

0:34:180:34:22

-Sorry!

-You've upset a lot of Italians.

0:34:220:34:26

Bauxite is the main ore of aluminium. True or false? That is true.

0:34:260:34:31

The Masai Mara National Reserve is in Namibia. Is that true or false?

0:34:310:34:36

It is false. It is in Kenya, south west Kenya.

0:34:360:34:40

You know where this is going. Fulham was a founder member of the Football League.

0:34:400:34:46

It is false. Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You achieved perfection.

0:34:460:34:51

Just to clear up that final answer, the Football League didn't originally include any London clubs.

0:34:540:35:01

Shanine, they have succeeded and stolen the round.

0:35:010:35:06

You now have the opportunity to make Shanine's chances of winning much harder. Let's look at the board.

0:35:060:35:13

Four subject categories evenly split so far between Shanine and yourselves,

0:35:140:35:20

but you've earned the right to choose the last two categories.

0:35:200:35:25

-So which ones would you like?

-I think The Pope will be difficult,

0:35:250:35:29

-if it asks you which one is which.

-And I think Tapestry. It's totally random. Definitely Tapestry.

0:35:290:35:37

-Would you agree, Rich?

-I'm happy.

0:35:370:35:39

-We'll go for The Pope and Tapestry, Nick.

-The Pope goes across.

0:35:390:35:43

And Tapestry makes up the sixth category. We now know the six final categories.

0:35:430:35:49

Guys, it's time to switch you off for the final time. Cheerio.

0:35:540:35:58

What do you make of those last two?

0:35:580:36:01

Tapestry could be anything, so I'm not too confident on that.

0:36:010:36:05

The Pope. I work in the Church of England archive, so I've been reading about Pope John Paul

0:36:050:36:11

and his visit to London in '82, so I might be OK.

0:36:110:36:15

OK, Shanine, for £2,000 it's time to play the final.

0:36:150:36:20

Shanine, this is the all-important final. If you achieve perfection, you could leave with £2,000.

0:36:220:36:28

If you fail, you leave with nothing and one of the Usual Suspects could play for £3,000 in the next game.

0:36:280:36:35

So let's play the final round.

0:36:350:36:37

Shanine, here are your final six categories.

0:36:400:36:44

You must answer all six statements correctly to win the £2,000. Think carefully.

0:36:480:36:52

-There's no time limit, but once you give an answer, it's locked in. Are you ready?

-I am, yeah.

0:36:520:36:58

Then let's reveal your first statement. Tell me if you believe it to be true or false. Carry On.

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I know it was a Carry On film. I've got in my head that it was about a policeman and black and white.

0:37:110:37:17

-So I'm going to say false.

-False.

0:37:170:37:20

Economics.

0:37:220:37:24

Viv Nicholson won the Pools back in the 1960s.

0:37:290:37:33

-I don't think she was related to the head of the IMF, so I'm going to say false.

-False.

0:37:330:37:39

Britpop.

0:37:400:37:42

-I'm not a huge Blur fan, but I'm going to say true.

-True.

0:37:450:37:50

TV Drama.

0:37:510:37:53

I can picture him in my head and I know he was in that '70s series.

0:37:580:38:04

I'm not sure if his name's Martin Sheen. No, Martin Sheen's the dad of Charlie Sheen, so false.

0:38:040:38:11

False.

0:38:110:38:13

The Pope.

0:38:140:38:16

It sounds like an Italian place, but whether it's where he stays, I really don't know.

0:38:220:38:29

-I'm going to be bold and say true.

-True.

0:38:300:38:34

And, finally, Tapestry.

0:38:340:38:36

I think it's kind of like the Battle of Hastings. The 100 Years' War was kind of 1700s, 1800s.

0:38:400:38:47

So I'm going to say false.

0:38:470:38:50

False. And with that, Shanine, those answers are locked in.

0:38:500:38:55

-One mistake and win nothing. Which ones are you unsure of?

-Definitely E.

0:38:550:38:59

-The rest I'm reasonably confident on.

-OK, let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they say.

0:38:590:39:06

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements and Shanine's answers. They are locked in.

0:39:060:39:13

If you think you made a mistake, you can unlock them with their help, but at a cost.

0:39:130:39:19

-Who would you like to hear from first?

-I'll start with Rich.

-I predicted perfection twice.

0:39:190:39:24

-I'm going to say you've got it again.

-Very nice. You didn't think about cheating her out of the money

0:39:240:39:31

-and coming down?

-No comment.

-You're an honest guy, are you?

0:39:310:39:36

Or he might be bluffing and he wants it to roll over.

0:39:360:39:40

-Who's next?

-I'll go with Juliet.

-Two of them I wouldn't be sure on and one is definitely wrong.

0:39:400:39:47

Does that translate into wanting to come down to help out?

0:39:470:39:51

On the basis of the two that I don't know, I'm afraid not, sorry.

0:39:510:39:56

-OK. Juliet won't help.

-Laura.

0:39:560:39:59

The same. There's definitely one I think is wrong and two I'm not sure about. Sorry about the categories!

0:39:590:40:06

If I knew, I'd come and help you, but I can't, sorry.

0:40:060:40:10

-Negotiations are over and none of the Usual Suspects are willing to help. You're on your own.

-Fine.

0:40:100:40:16

£2,000 at stake, six answers away. Let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

0:40:160:40:22

-If a statement turns green, it's true. If red, it's false. Shall we start at the top?

-Yeah.

0:40:230:40:28

Carry On Dick was the first colour Carry On film. You said you remembered it in black and white.

0:40:280:40:35

-Is that right?

-Yeah. I'm not 100% sure, admittedly now, looking at it.

0:40:350:40:41

Nonetheless, that's your reasoning. We need this to turn red to get you on your way. True or false?

0:40:410:40:48

It is false. Very well done.

0:40:490:40:51

Carry On Cruising was the first in colour. The first female head of the IMF was Viv Nicholson.

0:40:540:41:00

You weren't sure who the first female head was, but you said Viv Nicholson won on the Pools.

0:41:000:41:07

-Yes.

-So unless she did really well, she wouldn't be promoted.

0:41:070:41:11

We need this to turn red to get you a third of the way there. Is it true or false?

0:41:110:41:17

It is false. Very well done.

0:41:170:41:19

Christine Lagarde is the first female head of the IMF and Viv Nicholson won the Pools.

0:41:210:41:27

Alex James was the drummer of Blur. This is one you were confident with.

0:41:270:41:31

You knew he was in Blur and you said true. Is that true or false?

0:41:310:41:37

-It's false!

-Oh!

0:41:370:41:40

Of course - he was the bassist!

0:41:400:41:42

He is the bassist, not the drummer.

0:41:420:41:45

Alex James very famously in Blur, but he was the bass player, not the drummer.

0:41:450:41:51

I'm afraid you've failed to achieve perfection. Let's look at the rest. You may achieve perfection at home.

0:41:510:41:58

Judge John Deed was played by Martin Sheen.

0:41:580:42:02

You said false. Is that true or false?

0:42:020:42:05

It is false, in actual fact.

0:42:050:42:08

Martin Shaw played John Deed.

0:42:080:42:10

The Pope's summer residence is in Castel Gandolfo. You said true. Is it true or false?

0:42:100:42:16

It is true. Do you want to have a second one wrong?

0:42:160:42:21

-I'm not sure now!

-It's quite upsetting when you miss it by one.

-Yeah.

0:42:210:42:27

The Bayeux Tapestry depicts The Hundred Years' War. You said it depicts...

0:42:270:42:32

-The Battle of Hastings.

-1066.

0:42:320:42:35

So is it true or is it false?

0:42:350:42:38

It is false. It depicts the Battle of Hastings, so the only one you got wrong

0:42:380:42:44

-was that Alex James is the drummer with Blur. The moment I said it...

-I didn't read the question properly.

0:42:440:42:51

-You went with "in Blur".

-Oh. Yeah.

0:42:510:42:54

-You were that close.

-I thought I'd get loads wrong. I can't believe it's just one.

-So frustrating.

0:42:540:43:00

-And it's one you knew, really!

-Yes. Yeah. Oh.

0:43:000:43:04

-A category you picked yourself!

-Double whammy.

-Really frustrating.

0:43:040:43:09

Fantastic news for the Usual Suspects. The prize fund rolls over and they could play for £3,000!

0:43:090:43:16

Bad luck, Shanine. You played incredibly well, but you go home with nothing but our thanks.

0:43:190:43:26

-Thank you.

-Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Shanine.

0:43:260:43:31

That's all we have time for. Join us next time when our Usual Suspects have the chance again

0:43:320:43:38

to play for £3,000, but remember on this show we only pay for perfection. Goodbye.

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