Episode 4 Perfection

Welcome to the quiz show that demands Perfection.

Here are four contestants who will be

hoping their knowledge is flawless

because one single mistake could give the game away.

This is Perfection.

APPLAUSE

Hello and welcome to Perfection, the quiz show were only perfect play

is good enough.

Behind me are the contestants. We call them the Usual Suspects.

They are in our isolation room.

In a moment we will find out which one of them

has been randomly selected to join me here to play Perfection.

They will then face a series of true or false statements.

For example if I said...

Would you say that is true or false?

If you said true I can tell you you would be right.

Answering true or false might seem easy but if the contestants

get a single answer wrong, their opponents the Usual Suspects,

will be allowed into the game to capitalise on their mistakes.

So you know how the game is played. Let's meet the Usual Suspects.

I'm Gav from Aberdeen. I'm a design engineer and this is my first game.

Hi, I'm Vicky from Oxford.

I am a librarian and this is my second game.

Hi, I'm Pete. I'm from Manchester.

I am a recruitment consultant and this is my third game.

Hi I'm Alexis. I'm from Wrexham.

I am a stay at home mum and this is my seventh game.

Welcome to you all. Best of luck as we now find out which one of you has been

randomly picked to play Perfection.

Gav, it is in fact you. Come down and play Perfection.

Gav, welcome to the game. Straight in and straight down to play.

-Bit of a shock?

-Yes, they must be wanting rid of me.

-It's all random, so there you go.

-Aye.

-Gav, it is you versus the Usual Suspects.

Briefly they were your team-mates but do not be

mistaken by the smiley happy faces up there.

Their job is to stop you winning the prize money because your failure

would mean the prize money rolls over to the next game

where one of them could be playing for a bigger total.

Every game on Perfection is worth £1,000. Here is the good news.

Nobody has won the last four games

so the prize fund currently stands at £5,000.

APPLAUSE

-What would you spend the £5,000 on?

-I have got a fiancee and a young daughter.

-It would be nice to take them away and treat them.

-That would be nice.

Anywhere in particular they would like to go?

The young one is seven, so it would be lovely to go to Disney World. We've got friends in Australia -

nice to go over there.

There was a little weird moment about you saying that

-if you could be anybody else in the world it would be...

-Elvis.

Can you do an Elvis impersonation?

Everyone does this. "Thank you very much." Pretty easy. You know.

LAUGHTER

It is very good - if Elvis has been born in Scotland.

Listen, here's how the game works.

You will play three rounds and then a Final.

Every round that you achieve Perfection will make the Final easier for you.

If your performance is less than perfect

the Usual Suspects have a chance to step in

and steal the round, making the Final much harder for you.

Usual Suspects, we're going to switch you off for now,

but we can't wait to see you again a little bit later. Cheerio.

And away they go.

Gav, each round consists of four true or false statements. You will be answering against the clock.

You have only got 45 seconds.

Once you have given your answer, your first answer, it will be locked in.

-OK.

-Ready?

-Yes.

-Good. Then let's play Perfection.

APPLAUSE

Round One. Your 45 seconds starts now.

-I think a hive is for bees. Formicary. Yes, I will go true.

-True.

Never seen the film. But I'm going to go true with that as well.

True.

-That is true.

-True.

It is quite a long way down there. I am going to go true for that also.

True.

And with that and with time to spare you have answered all four statements.

Anything you are worried about?

Looking back I think there is maybe one at least that I think

I might have made a mistake on.

-Which one are you worried about?

-B.

-I think that is Clueless.

-OK.

Before we reveal how well you have done it is time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

Hello, Usual Suspects.

These were the four statements and next to them are Gav's answers.

Alexis, has he got Perfection?

I don't think so.

I thought that Elizabeth had

Mary, Queen of Scots killed, but I could be wrong.

I doubt my own name at this minute to be honest.

She might have just sent her into exile but I'm not sure about C.

Pete, what do you think?

I think he might have one or two wrong

but there is a couple of questions that I have not even got a clue on.

Vicky, can you pick any holes

-in his answers?

-I think I can.

Definitely C is false.

Mary, Queen of Scots was executed.

All right, Gav, the moment of truth.

Let's find out how many you got correct.

Just one out of the four. Certainly not Perfection.

As a result you have now let your enemies,

the Usual Suspects, into the game.

Usual Suspects, can you put your collective heads together

and work out which three you need to change?

-I think Legally Blonde is Cher isn't it?

-Yes, it is.

Yes, Cher is the right one isn't it?

So it is the other three we need to change.

Nick, we will change A from true to false please.

-A from true to false.

-C, true to false.

-C, true to false.

D, true to false.

D, true to false.

Leaving B as answered by Gav. Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

A formicary is another name for a wasps' nest. Is that true or false?

It's false.

It is actually a name for a colony of ants.

The heroine in Legally Blonde is called Cher.

Is that true or false?

It is false. She is actually called Elle Woods.

As a result, Usual Suspects, you have failed to achieve

Perfection as well, which only leaves you at home.

Can you still achieve Perfection?

Let us go through the answers and find out.

Mary, Queen of Scots died of old age in exile.

Is that true or false?

That is false. She was executed by Queen Elizabeth, beheaded.

Finally, Argentina lies entirely

in the southern hemisphere.

True or false?

That is true.

Usual Suspects, had you achieved Perfection,

you would now have the opportunity to make Gav's

chances of winning the prize fund that much harder in the Final.

Here is how.

This is your Final Board.

These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories

and you will need to answer correctly all six to win the prize fund.

Here are the Final Round categories.

Starting with Instruments,

ranging through Archery,

Sculpture, Mazes and Chemistry,

-with many more in between.

-OK.

Because neither side won the round, the two categories that were due to

be chosen will now be carried over to the next round

meaning four categories will be on offer.

Missed your chance there, Usual Suspects.

However you might get another chance in Round Two.

That is when we will see you. In the meantime, cheerio. And away they go.

Which ones do you fancy in there?

Maybe Film Quotes, Singers,

Instruments.

Which ones would you be desperate to avoid?

Probably Charles Dickens,

Sculpture, Mazes.

-Look, are you ready for the next round?

-Yeah, let's go.

Good, let's play Round Two.

APPLAUSE

Gav, your 45 seconds starts now.

-I don't really know but I'm going to go with true.

-True.

-Yes, it does. True.

-True.

Jimmy Carr, Jack Dee. I think Jack Dee is a little bit older than

Jimmy Carr.

-I am going to go with false.

-False.

Plenty of time to spare.

Zumba! Yes, I think it is the dance

-and I'm going to go with true for that.

-True.

-Yes.

You said that with some relish. Have you done Zumba?

No, I haven't. I don't intend to either but I know it.

-You're convinced it is a type of fitness workout?

-Yes.

How was that round?

I think the cocktails one I am pretty good with.

Ed Miliband, I have absolutely no idea.

All right. Before we reveal how well you have done it is time to bring back

the Usual Suspects.

Hello again, Usual Suspects.

These were the four statements

and next to them are Gav's answers.

What do you make of them?

-Pete?

-I think he has got one wrong.

He has got the first one wrong.

I don't know what it is but

I do not think it is Dartmouth.

Interesting.

Vicky, what do you think?

I'd have to agree with Pete and say that A may be false.

-Alexis?

-Jimmy Carr

and Jack Dee is quite tricky.

I am not sure about C.

OK. Gav, The moment of truth has arrived.

Let us find out how many

you actually got correct.

Close, but as they say, no cigar.

Gav, you have failed to achieve Perfection which means once

again you have let your enemies the Usual Suspects into the game.

This is your opportunity, Usual Suspects. You can see Gav's answers.

You need to change just one of them

but which one?

I am still not sure about A.

-I think it is A.

-You think it is A?

-Yes.

-Yes, let us go with A.

OK, we would like to change A

from true to false please.

A changed from true to false leaving B, C and D

as Gav answered.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

It all kind of rests on this first one really doesn't it?

Ed Miliband's constituency is in Dartmouth.

You are looking for it to turn red to agree with you

that it is false.

Is it true or false?

It is false. Very well done. It's Doncaster actually.

So you know where this is going now, don't you?

A classic Singapore sling cocktail contains gin.

Is that true or false?

It is of course true.

Jimmy Carr and Jack Dee were born in the same year.

Is that true or false?

It is false.

Jimmy Carr 1972, about 10 years earlier Jack Dee, '61, '62.

There is doubt actually over his specific birthday

but either way he's about 10 years older than Jimmy Carr.

Zumba is a type of fitness workout.

True or false?

Well, we all know

it is absolutely true.

So congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved Perfection.

APPLAUSE

I was rather hoping you might Zumba to the music there as it went.

-Gav, it has gone horribly wrong hasn't it?

-Yes.

Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed.

They've stolen the round. Let us see the Final Board.

Nothing chosen for the Final yet

but because you won the round you

have earned the right to choose

four categories to add to the board.

Which four would you like

Gav to play in the Final?

Shall we go Lib Dems, politics?

Yes, Lib Dems.

Lib Dems, please.

Thank you very much.

Lib Dems is the first in.

How about Sculpture?

Yes, I would go with Sculpture.

Are you happy with Sculpture? OK, we will put Sculpture in please.

Sculpture is in next.

Charles Dickens.

Charles Dickens please.

Charles Dickens goes in.

What's Mazes?

I thought about Mazes.

-It's quite obscure isn't it?

-Yes.

-Mazes.

-Mazes.

And I presume you are choosing all

these because you are brilliant

in these areas and will be able to take the money.

USUAL SUSPECTS: Yes.

Right(!) Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have won the second round.

It's time to switch you off. But we'll see you in Round Three.

And away they go.

When I said to you, "Which ones would you really like to avoid?",

with amazing almost laser vision they have gone straight for them

and picked three of the four you didn't want.

-You said they couldn't hear me, yeah?

-They can't.

They really can't hear you.

-It's my own fault. I put myself here.

-You are improving.

One in the first round, three in the second round.

Surely now we're heading for Perfection aren't we?

-Good.

-Shall we play Round Three?

-Yes.

-Round Three.

APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds starts now.

-That is true. Tulisa was in N-Dubz.

-True.

-I like my fruit and cantaloupe is a variety of melon. That is true.

-True.

-I think Naomi Campbell is a giant. That has got to be false.

-False.

I don't think it's as much as seven.

I think it's only five.

-I'm going to say false.

-False.

And with loads of time to spare

and with absolute confidence you've

-buzzed through that round.

-I'm a bit more comfortable on that one.

-I think I've done all right there.

-Yes. Good for you.

Before we reveal how well you have done it is time to

bring back those Usual Suspects.

Hello there, Usual Suspects.

These were the four statements

and next to them are Gav's answers.

Alexis, has he achieved Perfection?

He may well have done.

-I think I would go with all the answers he has given.

-Pete?

The only one I would change is D but that would be a guess.

Apart from that I think he has got

-Perfection in this round.

-Vicky?

I am pretty sure he has got Perfection.

They are bigging you up over there.

Let's find out how many you've got correct.

Congratulations, Gav, you have achieved Perfection.

APPLAUSE

Well, you promised you were going to achieve Perfection this time

and you have come through with your promise.

No look-in for you this time, Usual Suspects.

He is in control of his own destiny.

Let us go through the answers for you at home especially.

Tulisa found fame as a member of the group N-Dubz.

Of course we know that is actually true.

Cantaloupe is a variety of melon.

We now know that that is true.

Kate Moss is taller than Naomi Campbell.

You said, no, Naomi Campbell is a giant.

She is tall.

She will be very pleased to be described as a giant!

It is false.

The difference is six centimetres only

but it is different enough for you to be right.

China's national flag features

seven yellow stars.

We now know that to be false.

You said five stars, didn't you?

-I have a feeling it is five.

-It is one large and four small

yellow stars so in actual fact five stars, just as you said.

As a result of that perfect performance you have now

made winning the prize fund a little bit easier.

Let us have a look at your Final Board.

You get to choose two categories of

your own. What do you fancy?

Two more.

I am going to have Singers please.

Singers goes across.

-Yep.

-And?

I'm stuck between Film Quotes

and Instruments.

I am going to take Instruments please.

-Instruments.

-Yes.

We know our six Final categories.

They are...

It is time to switch off the Usual Suspects for the last time. Cheerio.

And away they go. What do you think?

-What are your chances?

-Not bad. So-so. I'll give it a bash.

The prize money is £5,000. It's time to play the Final.

APPLAUSE

Gav, this is the all-important Final.

If you can achieve Perfection, you could be leaving with a prize fund of £5,000.

If you fail, you will be leaving with nothing,

which is great news for the Usual Suspects, because one of them

could be playing for a rollover of £6,000 on the next game.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Then let's play the Final Round.

Gav, here are your final six categories.

You must answer all six statements correctly

if you want to win the £5,000.

Think carefully, there's no time limit,

but once you've given an answer, your first answer, it's locked in.

Let's reveal the first statement.

Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false. Lib Dems.

-No, I'm going to go false with that one.

-False.

-Another one you didn't fancy that they chose for you.

-No.

-Sculpture.

I think the Venus de Milo has a cloth or towel wrapped around.

Venus de Milo...

I'm going to say false for that, Nick.

False. Another one you didn't want but got, Charles Dickens.

Oliver Twist.

I know the story vaguely, but I wouldn't say Wackford Squeers...

I'm going to say false.

False.

Mazes.

I'm trying to remember the type of hedges that grow tall.

Purely and simply as a guess, I'm going to say true for that, Nick.

-True.

-Yeah.

Singers.

That's not ringing any bells to me either. Gary, Indiana.

I know Prince, Squiggle. Gary, Indiana.

I've got a couple of friends who are big Prince fans.

They're going to shoot me if I get this wrong!

Do you know what, I'm going to say true.

-True. And finally, instruments.

-Yeah.

-Another of your own choices.

-Yeah!

Dulcimer. Dulcet tones...

Dulcet... Let's say true for that, please, Nick.

True. And with that, you've answered all of your statements,

and those answers are locked in.

Remember, if there is one single mistake, you leave with nothing.

Which of them are troubling you?

-Yeah, A, B, C, D, E, F...

-Let's put it the other way round.

Anything that you feel really certain of?

Do you know what, I'm not super confident on any of them, to be honest with you.

-Really?

-It's my own fault, so I have got to go with that, I'm afraid.

All right. Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they've got to say.

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements,

and next to them are Gav's answers.

Gav, your answers are locked in, and you can't change them by yourself.

But if you think you've made a mistake,

you can unlock the board with the help of the Usual Suspects.

This will, however, come at a cost.

Usual Suspects, I'm now going to ask you to tell me

how well you think Gav has done, if you want to help,

and if you do, how much it is going to cost him.

So Gav, who would you like to hear from first?

I think I'll go to Vicky at the far side, please.

You've done pretty well.

I think there is possibly one I might change,

but, to be honest, I would like to see the money roll over,

-so I'm not going to help you on this occasion.

-Fair play.

We'll go over to Alexis, please.

Yeah, I think there's one I would change, but there's a couple

I have got no idea about, so I can't possibly offer to help you.

-Sorry.

-You can't? Okey-doke. We all go with Pete in the middle then.

There are three questions in the middle I don't know the answer to.

So I wouldn't be interested in coming down.

A, I would not be able to give you any help,

and B, I wouldn't feel confident in any of the answers I gave you, I'm afraid.

Your heart must be warmed by the avalanche of help that is

being offered to you by the Usual Suspects!

I'd probably be the same myself!

Listen, they all think you've got something wrong, but won't come and help.

They might be wrong, you might be right.

Either way, I think the negotiations have concluded.

None of the usual suspects are willing to help,

so you are on your own.

£5,000 at stake, six answers await.

Let's find out if you have achieved Perfection.

Let's start at the bottom,

cos you chose the bottom two categories, so let's start

-with those and see if we can get you off to a flying start.

-Good.

A dulcimer is a type of Persian trumpet.

You could have done with a more obvious instrument

in that question, really.

-Yes, but dulcet tones jumped out at me, for some reason.

-Yeah.

We're about to find out. You said true.

We need it to turn green to get you off to a flying start.

Is it true or false?

Yeah, it's false, I'm afraid.

It's a stringed instrument, I'm afraid.

-Gav, that's bad news.

-Yeah.

It means that you haven't achieved Perfection,

and you're not going home with the cash, I'm afraid.

Can you still achieve Perfection at home?

Let's take a look at the rest of the statements.

Gary, Indiana was the birthplace of Prince.

You say your mates will be screaming at the screen.

Will they be clapping you now, or will they be throwing things?

Is it true or false? That's false too.

Actually, Gary, Indiana was the home of the Jackson family.

Prince, appropriately, was born in Minneapolis. Because he's mini!

LAUGHTER

Hampton Court Maze consists mainly of yew hedge.

You had a long think about that.

What are the hedges that grow very tall? You said true.

-We could do with a green one here, couldn't we?

-Yeah.

We want one right. True or false?

Yes, bang on, and it is yew hedges that grow really tall. Quite right.

Wackford Squeers is a character in Oliver Twist.

It would be nice if you were right about this too. Is it true or false?

It is false. Well done.

It is actually Nicholas Nickleby, the brutal headmaster.

So, this is interesting. B.

The Venus de Milo is naked from the waist down.

Let's find out, is it true or false?

It is false.

She's naked from the waist up.

And is wearing something of a cloth around her waist,

as you thought, actually.

Paddy Ashdown's real first name is Jeremy. You said that was false.

We need this to turn red. Is it true or false?

It's true, in actual fact.

So, the Usual Suspects were the ones who tucked you up there.

No, fair play to them.

As a result of their play, the prize fund rolls over to the next game,

where one of you could be playing for £6,000.

APPLAUSE

Unfortunately, Gav, for you that is the end of the line.

You didn't achieve Perfection,

which means that you don't go home with the cash.

-But I hope you enjoyed playing at least.

-I did. Great fun.

-Great fun having you. Gav, ladies and gentlemen.

-Thank you.

That's how it goes sometimes.

It's now time to meet the next Usual Suspect hoping to play Perfection today.

Usual Suspect, please introduce yourself.

Hi, I'm Mick from Solihull, West Midlands.

And I'm a retired telephone engineering manager.

Nice to meet you, Mick.

Good luck and best of luck to all of you as we now find out which

one of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

It is you, Alexis! Congratulations! Come down and play Perfection!

-Alexis, welcome to the show.

-Hi!

-Pleased to be here?

I am absolutely pleased to be here. I didn't think it would ever happen.

-Young mum.

-I am. I'm not that young!

Four children under the age of eight.

-Yeah. Four children under the age of eight.

-Flipping heck!

-They keep you pretty busy, I would have thought!

-Yeah.

This has been quite a relaxing time for me, being on this show!

And yet, in the meantime,

you manage to do all of these things like jumping out of aeroplanes,

parachuting, bungee jumping, you go running.

You are a real adrenaline seeker.

Yeah, well, life can get a bit dull

if you don't do those kind of things, really.

It's a bit like Groundhog Day. You do the same thing.

Cup of tea, put the children to bed. So you have got to just take these opportunities

and do something that makes you feel alive.

Right, well, look. It's now you versus the Usual Suspects.

They were your team-mates, now they're your enemies. Here's the good news.

Since nobody has won the last five games,

the prize money currently stands at £6,000.

APPLAUSE

-£6,000 is a lot of cash.

-It's a lot of money. That amount of money...

My children would want to go to Florida. Nice pair of shoes.

The shoes theme again. It's extraordinary. Really?

I just can't help it. I love shoes.

One pair of shoes is the same as the other. High heeled shoes...

I don't know. It's just a fetish, I think!

LAUGHTER

-OK, let's move on.

-I can't explain it.

OK, three rounds and a Final to come.

Usual Suspects, we're going to switch off for now, so you can't see or hear anything. Cheerio.

-Away they go. Are you ready to play?

-I am.

-You have been waiting for this for a while.

-I have.

-Let's play Perfection.

Round One. Your 45 seconds start now.

-I'm going to say false.

-False.

I'm not sure about that. False.

I don't know that one, to be honest.

Possibly. I'll say true.

-She might have done that.

-True.

True.

These... It's not a good question for me, that. I don't know.

-True, I'll say. I've heard of the horse.

-True. And finally...

-True.

-True.

And with just a little time to spare. You used your time very well, I thought.

You have answered all four statements. Happy with that or not?

Yeah. All four have been answered. Yeah.

-I don't know if they're right!

-There were a few toughies in there for you.

-Yeah.

-Just subjects you aren't so keen on.

Look. Before we reveal how well you have done,

it is time for us to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So, Usual Suspects, these were the four statements.

And next to them are Alexis' answers.

Mick, how do you think she's done?

-I would not be happy with at least two of those, Nick.

-Really?

-Which ones are you worried about?

-C and D.

-Vicky, do you agree?

No, I would say I thought C was correct.

My dad is quite into horse racing, which he has passed on to me

a bit, and Desert Orchid was a very good horse.

-Pete, what do you reckon?

-I think possibly two, B and D.

B and D might be wrong?

That's a mixed bag from the Usual Suspects, wasn't it?

Not very confident that you have achieved Perfection, though.

Well, it is time for us to find out.

You need to have answered all four statements perfectly to have won the round.

Let's find out how many are correct.

Two out of four.

About 50-50, but it is just not good enough in this game, I'm afraid.

You let your enemies, the Usual Suspects, into the game.

Usual Suspects, can you steal the round? You can see Alexis' answers.

We need to change two of them. But which two?

-PETE:

-I'm pretty sure that Kenya is more to the East of Africa.

-MICK:

-I agree with you.

OK, we're false on that one. Madonna, the Turner prize.

-MICK:

-Is that the...

The art prize. I'm pretty sure I remember that being broadcast.

-I think that's when Madonna famously swore.

-MICK:

-Really?

I'm pretty sure that's correct.

-MICK:

-I've got a funny feeling that Desert Orchid was a flat racer.

-Ah, that's true.

-Not a steeplechaser.

The Puritans, they were definitely not Catholic.

-PETE:

-They definitely weren't Catholic.

-No.

We are happy with D being changed,

we've just got to decide the other one.

-Come on.

-C and D?

-We will change C to false.

-C changes from true to false...

-And D to false.

D changes from true to false, leaving A and B as answered by Alexis.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the answers are.

Kenya has a coastline on the Atlantic Ocean.

Is that true or false?

It is false.

It's in East Africa, and it has a coastline on the Indian Ocean.

So quite right, Mick, it is on the other side of the country.

The Turner Prize was once presented by Madonna.

Vicky, you thought this might be true,

because she may have sworn, as you remembered.

Is it true or false?

It is true. 2001, she awarded it to Martin Creed.

Desert Orchid won the English Grand National twice.

This is kind of the decider, for you guys. Is it true or false?

Yeah, it is false.

He won the Irish Grand National once,

never the English Grand National.

So you were wrong about how you got there,

but you got there nonetheless!

That was the important thing. And now you know where this is going.

So, the Puritans were a 16th century Catholic sect.

Is that true or false?

It is false.

Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved Perfection.

The Puritans were of course Protestant.

So, Alexis, they managed to succeed where you failed, I'm afraid.

-They did.

-They have stolen the round. Alexis, this is your Final Board.

The six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

Here are your Final Round categories.

Starting with Eurovision, and running through Comedians,

Henry VIII, Nobel Prizes,

and on past Spiders to Coldplay

and many more in between.

Because the Usual Suspects stole the round from you, they get to

choose the two categories, to make the Final that much harder for you.

Usual Suspects, which two would you like Alexis to play in the Final?

-MICK:

-You've learned more about Alexis.

-PETE:

-Prime Ministers, maybe?

-Yeah, I'd go with Prime Ministers.

-PETE:

-Prime Ministers, Nick.

Prime Ministers is first across. And a second one?

-I'm happy with that.

-Yeah, Nobel Prizes.

-Nobel Prizes.

And Nobel Prizes. That goes across too. Well done, Usual Suspects.

You have won the first round.

It's time to switch you off, but we will see you in Round Two. Cheerio.

And away they go. Now they can't hear you, Alexis...

What do you make of their choices?

-I bet you would have chosen them yourself.

-They're not too bad!

-Really?

-They're not too bad. I know a few Nobel Prize winners.

-Good for you.

But looking across at the ones on the left...

-They could have picked worse.

-And worse would have been...?

Spiders, in every sense, would be worse for me.

Sea Routes and Landmarks, maybe.

Well, that's nice that you are struggling to find things that you don't like.

Spiders and Sea Routes are the ones to avoid. Which ones do you really like there?

Children's TV, obviously. Comedians, Eurovision...

-So there is a few in there.

-Yeah.

-Look.

-Are you ready for the next round?

-I am.

-Let's play Round Two.

Your 45 seconds start now.

-True.

-True.

-That's a guess! True.

-True.

-True.

-False.

-False.

-I think so.

-Finally...

-No, it's like a tree, isn't it? No, false.

-False.

And with almost half your time left, you've answered all four statements.

-That sounded like a very confident round.

-I'm not sure it was!

You came across very confident. Which ones are you worried about?

Erm, I'm doubting B now.

I've got no idea on A, that was just absolutely a guess.

OK, before we reveal how well you've done,

it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So Usual Suspects, you can see the four statements

and next to them are Alexis' answers.

Vicky, has she achieved Perfection?

I don't think she has, Nick.

I'm not sure about A,

I've never heard of a dik-dik being a small type of antelope.

Pete, without sniggering, cos everybody's sniggering

for the same reason, but, you know, try not to do it on telly.

What exactly do you think is going on in these answers?

I think she's got three right. I'm not so sure about A.

Not sure about A. Mick, what do you think?

I am sure about A, I know exactly what a dik-dik is.

-What do you think it is?

-It's a small antelope.

-Interesting.

Well, let's find out. Alexis, it's the moment of truth.

Let's... I'm not going anywhere near this, I'll only get into trouble.

Let's find out how many you've got correct.

Congratulations, Alexis, you have achieved Perfection.

APPLAUSE

Yeah, let's run through those answers

with as little sniggering as possible.

A dik-dik is a small type of antelope. True or false?

It is true. I actually spent a lot of time in the bush in Africa.

It's about this high, it has no horns, no teeth,

doesn't run very fast.

It is basically the fast food in Africa for every other animal.

Whenever you see one, it's stood there in the outback going...

..cos it knows it's the next meal for any animal out there.

Jim Morrison was the lead singer of the Doors.

You were worried about this, second guessing yourself.

We know, of course, now, that it is true.

The first names of CS Lewis were Christian Slater.

You said false and you're absolutely right, it is false.

Clive Staples.

Ah, yeah.

The National Trust logo is a sprig of holly.

You said no it isn't, it's to do with a tree. Is it true or false?

It is, of course, false.

It's a sprig of oak leaves, and it's to do with a tree.

Very well done.

As a result of that perfect performance,

you've made winning the prize fund of... Remember how much it is?

-£6,000.

-I didn't think you'd forget. ..a lot easier.

Let's see the Final Board.

Because you won the round, you've earned the right to choose

two categories to add to the board, so which two do you fancy?

I'm going to put Children's TV in there.

That's no great surprise to anybody who knows you.

Let's take Children's TV across.

-And?

-I think I'll take Comedians across.

-Comedians goes across.

Lovely. Usual Suspects, she didn't let you get a look-in there.

I'm going to switch you off, but we will see you in the next round.

Cheerio. And away they go.

-So, Perfection again in the last round, d'you think?

-Let's hope so.

Yeah, let's play Round Three.

APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds starts now.

Ooh, erm...

I've heard of somebody being a grave-digger,

I'm not sure that it's Rod Stewart but I'll go true.

True.

That's just true.

I've got no reason other than instinct saying true in that.

-True.

-Mmm.

Oh, I'm not sure that it's white, I'm going to go false.

I'm going to say false.

False.

And finally...

False.

False.

Very good, very quick, very definite.

So it seems.

Anything you're worried about there? I mean,

Rod Stewart then Vladimir Putin, you said that was just a hint.

-Frascati didn't ring any bells for you?

-It didn't, no.

I might kick myself with that one.

You seemed very definite about the world population

not reaching 12 billion.

Yeah, yeah, I've kind of contributed to it, though.

Yes, I suppose that is one way of thinking about it.

Well, before we reveal how well you've done, it's time for us

to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So Usual Suspects, these were the four statements

and next to them are Alexis' answers.

-Pete, has she achieved Perfection?

-No, she hasn't.

-I think she's got C wrong.

-Oh!

Vicky, d'you agree?

I do, but I'm not sure about A as well. It seems a bit random.

All right, Alexis, you need to have answered

all four statements perfectly

to have won the round. Let's find out how many are correct.

Three out of four.

Close, but just not good enough in this game, I'm afraid.

You've let your enemies, the Usual Suspects, into the game.

Usual Suspects, can you steal the round? You can see Alexis' answers.

You need to change one, but which one's it going to be?

It's got to be C, hasn't it?

I think it is C, cos I know Vladimir Putin,

he has this very macho image, so that's definitely true.

-Definitely, it's got to be C.

-If there's only one, it's got to be C.

We're going to go for C, Nick.

You're changing C from false to true,

and all the rest remain as Alexis answered.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

Could it possibly be true?

It is true.

Is it true or false?

It is true, so it's down to these last two.

Wonder whether you've chosen the right one to change.

Is it true or false?

It is true,

so the Usual Suspects know where this is going.

Is that true or false? It is, of course...

false, congratulations, Usual Suspects,

you have achieved Perfection.

APPLAUSE

In October 2011, the world population was estimated

to have reached just over seven billion, not 12 billion.

You said you thought that was a little bit too much.

Yeah, it's too much.

Alexis, I'm afraid the Usual Suspects succeeded where you failed

and they've stolen the round. Let's have a look at the Final Board.

It's Even Steven at the moment, first two subjects in the Final

chosen by the Usual Suspects, next two chosen by you, Alexis.

Because you won the round, you have the chance to choose

the last two, Usual Suspects, so what's it going to be?

-Sea Routes, yeah, I'm thinking that.

-Sea Routes.

Can we pick Sea Routes, please, Nick?

Sea Routes goes across into the Final, and one other, please?

-Landmarks.

-Can we have Landmarks as well?

And Landmarks goes in.

Thank you, Usual Suspects,

we now know our six Final categories. They are...

OK, guys, time to switch you off for the final time. Cheerio.

And away they go.

This is the importance of actually winning the game

and being able to choose your own subjects,

cos there are so many on there that you could have dealt with...

Yeah, I would have liked.

Sea Routes was one, specifically, and Landmarks, in fact...

It will depend on the question but Sea Routes, I can't imagine

a question you could ask me that I would know the answer to!

-You never know, you could be surprised.

-You don't know!

So, Alexis, for £6,000,

it's time to play the Final.

Alexis, this is the all-important Final.

If you can achieve Perfection you could be leaving

with a prize fund of £6,000. If you fail,

you'll be leaving with nothing, great news for the Usual Suspects,

as one of them could be playing for a rollover of £7,000 next game.

-You ready?

-I am.

-Then let's play the Final Round.

APPLAUSE

Alexis, here are your final six categories.

You must answer all six statements correctly

if you want to win the £6,000. Think carefully.

-No time limit, but once you've given an answer it'll be locked in.

-OK.

-You ready?

-Yeah.

-Right, let's reveal the first statement.

Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false.

Is that true or false?

Erm, Margaret Thatcher was in for quite a while,

Tony Blair was in for... I think that's false.

Margaret Thatcher was...12,

I think she was about 12 years. False.

I have to take your first answer anyway, false.

Once you've said it, I have to take it.

-Is that true or false?

-Erm, that's false.

I don't think he's ever won it.

False.

Children's TV.

-That's false.

-That's false.

She's Wendy.

-You know that, do you?

-I do.

-False.

-So who is Jess, d'you know?

Jess is Pat's cat. Postman Pat.

Let's move on to the next subject chosen by yourself, Comedians.

D'you know, I really don't know this one. I need to think.

I'm going to say false.

I don't know, it doesn't ring any bells,

and that's the only reason that I can say false to that.

False.

Erm, I think that's true.

Somewhere in the back of my head,

I think I know this but I just can't bring it to the front.

-So you're saying true?

-Yeah, true.

Thank you.

Agra. I'm going to say true.

True. OK.

You have answered all statements, and those answers are now locked in.

Remember, if there's one single mistake, you leave with nothing.

-Which ones are you unsure of?

-The last three.

I'm completely happy with B and C, I think.

They're absolute guesses, D, E and F, from somewhere deep inside me.

OK, well, let's bring back the Usual Suspects,

to see what they've got to say.

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements

and next to them are Alexis' answers.

Your answers are locked in, you can't change them by yourself,

but if you think you've made a mistake you can unlock them

with the help of the Usual Suspects. This will, however, come at a cost.

So, who would you like to hear from first?

I think I'll hear from Vicky first.

I think there's a couple of questions that I'm not entirely

sure about, so I don't think I'll be able to help you, I'm afraid.

OK. Pete?

There's three questions that I'm not sure about either.

-I wouldn't want to give you the wrong answers.

-OK, thank you, Pete.

Mick?

Alexis, you've given exactly the answers that I would have given,

so good luck.

-Thank you, Mick.

-Well, there you go. Either a vote of huge confidence

or they know you're going to fail and the money's going to roll over.

-Exactly! That's exactly what it is!

-You think that's what it is.

Either way, there's absolutely no help from the Usual Suspects,

so it looks like you're going to be entirely on your own.

-Absolutely.

-Happy with that?

-I am.

Well, with £6,000 at stake, six answers away, let's find out

if you've achieved Perfection.

Right, we might as well go top to bottom

unless you have any reason to go any other way?

-No, that's fine by me.

-Lovely.

Tony Blair was Prime Minister longer than Margaret Thatcher.

You said you thought that was probably false

as Margaret Thatcher was there a long time.

-We need this to turn red to get you off to a flying start.

-We do.

Is it true or false?

It is false. Very well done.

Tony Blair was just over ten years, Margaret Thatcher,

11 and a half or thereabouts, so very well done.

Good start. Only five more to go and you walk home with the cash.

You said that was false, you believe he's never...

I think that he's never won it, which is shocking, yeah,

but I'm pretty sure he's not won it.

So, is it true or false?

-Ohh!

-It's true.

-Oh!

-1964 he won it.

-Oh, he did!

On the one hand it's terrible, cos it means that you've lost...

He deserved it, though, eh?

-On the upside, it's nice to know he got one!

-Yeah, exactly!

-Oh, I'm sorry, that's sort of bust it already, hasn't it?

-It has.

Let's press on anyway, maybe you at home are still on for Perfection,

so let's go through the questions.

You had absolutely no doubt about this. Business partner was called...

-Wendy.

-Wendy, and Jess is...?

-A cat that belongs to Pat.

-OK, so you said false. Is it true or false?

It is false, and you're entirely accurate on everything else.

This is where we started to get into the guesses.

You weren't sure about this,

-you said false, but didn't know either way.

-No, I didn't.

So is it true or false?

It's true, in actual fact. That is what he called his autobiography.

Struggling with this but thought it might be true. Is it true or false?

It is true, very well done there.

-It'd be nice to make it four right and two wrong, wouldn't it?

-Yeah.

You said that was true. So, is it true or false?

It is true, very well done in the end,

four out of the six isn't at all bad.

Usual Suspects, that's fantastic news for you.

The prize fund rolls over to the next game,

where one of you could be playing for a total of £7,000.

APPLAUSE

Happy about that, you're not so happy about that,

but by the same token I hope you've enjoyed playing.

It's been brilliant. It's been such an amazing time.

I'm really glad you enjoyed it.

Thank you very much, let's hear it, everybody. Alexis.

APPLAUSE

That's all we have time for.

Please join us next time when our Usual Suspects

have the chance to play again, this time for £7,000.

But remember, on this show we only pay for Perfection. Goodbye.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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