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Welcome to the show that demands perfection. These four contestants hope their knowledge is flawless

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because one mistake could give the game away. This is Perfection.

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APPLAUSE

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Hello and welcome to Perfection, the quiz show where only perfect play is good enough.

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Behind me are the contestants. We call them the Usual Suspects.

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In a moment, we'll find out which one of them has been randomly selected to play Perfection.

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They then face a series of "true or false" statements.

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For example, if I said...

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..would you say that's true or false?

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If you said "true", you'd be right.

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Answering "true" or "false" might seem easy,

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but if the contestant gets an answer wrong,

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the Usual Suspects are allowed into the game to capitalise on their mistakes.

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You know how the game works. Let's meet the Usual Suspects.

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Hi, my name's Jan.

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I come from West Wickham in Kent,

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I'm a retired civil servant and this is my first game.

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Hi, I'm April, I'm from London and I'm a student.

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This is my second game.

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Hi, my name's Russell, I'm from East London, I'm a part-time lorry driver and this is my second game.

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Hi, my name's Cheryl, I live in Stockport, I work in manufacturing and this is my 13th game.

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Welcome to you all, especially to Jan in her first game,

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and best of luck as we find out which one of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

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Cheryl, it's you. Please come and join us.

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-Welcome to the game.

-Thank you very much.

-Let's find out more about you.

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You collect something or you have a slight obsession with something?

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-Yes, trainers.

-How many pairs do you have?

-I wouldn't like to say.

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-But I live in a three-bedroomed house and one big bedroom is dedicated to trainers.

-Entirely?

-Pretty much.

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When you put on or lose weight, your feet never change. It's one thing that always stays the same.

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Give us a ballpark figure of how many pairs you've got.

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-Maybe about 37? Maybe, possibly?

-37 pairs?

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-Do you wear them all?

-Yeah, I like to swap and change.

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I like to have a different pair of shoes, trainers for different outfits.

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-Are there any trainers you love so much that you won't wear in case you get them dirty?

-Yeah.

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I walk on eggshells and my friends go, "She's got new trainers on again!" So I walk like a penguin.

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I don't want to make them look dirty or creased.

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-It is borderline obsessive.

-Very strange, but interesting.

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It's now you versus the Usual Suspects. Their job is to stop you from winning the prize fund.

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Your failure means the money rolls over to the next game where one of them could play for a bigger total.

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Every game on Perfection is worth £1,000.

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Unfortunately for you, the previous game was won,

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so the prize fund is re-set to £1,000.

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Surely, £1,000 is a few pairs of trainers?

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-A couple, yeah.

-Is that what it will be spent on?

-Probably not, but I'll try.

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-Anything in particular you want to spend it on?

-I'd like to go to New York and get married,

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but my car's in for its MOT today, so it'll possibly go on that.

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Probably on that and a couple of pairs of trainers.

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You play three rounds and a final. Every round you achieve perfection will make the final easier for you.

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If your performance isn't perfect, the Usual Suspects can steal the round,

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-making the final much harder.

-Yeah.

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Usual Suspects, we're going to switch you off for now, so you can't see or hear anything.

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Each round consists of four "true or false" statements.

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-You'll only have 45 seconds, but once you've given your first answer, it will be locked in. OK?

-Yeah.

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Good. Let's play Perfection.

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APPLAUSE

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Round 1. Your 45 seconds starts now.

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-False. I don't think he won.

-False.

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-I've not read it, so I'm just going to say "false".

-False.

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-I think it might be, so I'll say "true" for that.

-True. And finally...

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-I'm going to say "false".

-False.

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With plenty of time to spare, you've answered all four.

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-Just went with the gut feeling?

-Straight in, yeah.

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-It's time to bring back the Usual Suspects. They can now hear you.

-Yeah.

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These were the four statements and Cheryl's answers. Russell, has she achieved perfection?

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-I don't think so. I think B's wrong. I think that's true.

-OK. April, what do you make of those answers?

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I think she has got perfection.

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-Jan, can you see anything wrong with the answers?

-I'm not sure about "A",

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but if "A" is right, it would be perfection.

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Cheryl, you must have answered all four statements perfectly to have won the round. How many are correct?

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Congratulations, Cheryl, you have achieved perfection.

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APPLAUSE

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Good start. Let's have a look at those answers in more detail.

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"Uri Geller won I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here."

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You said that was false and, of course, it is false.

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He was the first contestant to be evicted on the first series.

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"Humbert Humbert is a character in Catch-22."

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You said that was false and, of course, it is false.

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He's a character in Lolita.

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"The River Limpopo is in Africa." Is that true or false?

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We know that to be true. It's in Botswana and a couple of other countries, but definitely in Africa.

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"Lord Kitchener was Prime Minister during World War I." True or false?

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You said it was false and, of course, it is false.

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He was Secretary of State for War.

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Asquith and Lloyd George were the Prime Ministers during World War I.

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Very well done. Cheryl, you've made winning the prize fund a lot easier. Here's how.

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This is your final board. These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

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Here are your final round categories, starting with D-Day,

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running through Japanese, Spacecraft and on to Paella with many more in between.

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As you won the round, you choose two categories to add to the board.

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If the Usual Suspects had won the round, they'd choose two categories.

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-So which two would you like?

-Can I choose The Beatles?

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-The Beatles goes into the final. And...?

-The Oscars.

-And the Oscars.

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Usual Suspects, you didn't get a look in. We'll see you in Round 2. We'll switch you off. Cheerio.

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And away they go. With the Usual Suspects unable to hear you, which two are you desperate to avoid?

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TT Races. I'm not really sure about motorbikes.

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And probably...

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Well, maybe Paella.

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You've done a great job. That's the way to play it and choose your own categories. Let's play Round 2.

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APPLAUSE

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Your 45 seconds start now.

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-I'm not sure that's true, so I'm going to say that's false.

-False.

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I'm going to trip myself up now. No, I think it's in Italy.

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-So you're saying...?

-I'm going to say that's false.

-False.

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-False.

-False. And finally...

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-That's false. It's in New York, I think.

-False.

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-And with time to spare, you've answered all four. That didn't seem such a comfortable round.

-No.

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I'm usually quite good on football. The San Siro threw me, I was just a bit muddled.

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Something's niggling me it's Italy.

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Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

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These were the four statements and next to them are Cheryl's answers.

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-April, what do you make of those?

-I think A and C might be wrong.

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-I think they could both be true.

-Jan, do you agree with April?

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I know that C is true. I know a balalaika is a stringed musical instrument.

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And I think "A" may be true as well, so I agree with April.

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Russell, what do you think? Has she achieved perfection?

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All I know is balalaika is a musical instrument.

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Cheryl, they don't think you've done very well this time. Let's find out how many are correct.

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Yeah, two out of four isn't perfection.

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And you've let your enemies, the Usual Suspects, into the game.

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-The San Siro's in Italy.

-Yeah.

-Hang on, wait for it. Easy!

-Sorry.

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You can see Cheryl's answers. You need to change two of them. Which two will you change?

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-A?

-A and C, yes.

-A and C.

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-We'll change "A" to "true".

-"A" changes from "false" to "true".

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-And C from "false" to "true".

-C changes from "false" to "true", leaving B and D as Cheryl answered.

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Let's find out the correct answers.

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"Nigiri is a type of sushi." Is that true or false?

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Yes, it is true.

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"The San Siro stadium is in Barcelona." Is that true or false?

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That's false.

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It's in Milan, exactly as you said. You know your football and it was in Italy.

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"A balalaika is a stringed musical instrument." Is that true or false?

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That's true. You know where this is going now, Usual Suspects.

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"The film Ghostbusters is set in Los Angeles." True or false?

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It is false. Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

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APPLAUSE

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Ghostbusters is set in New York City, as you said, Cheryl.

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The Usual Suspects have stolen the round and have the opportunity to make Cheryl's chances

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of winning the prize fund of £1,000 much harder.

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Let's look at the final board. On there are two categories chosen by Cheryl, but, Usual Suspects,

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because you won the round, you've earned the right to choose the next two categories.

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Which two would you like Cheryl to play in the final?

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-What do you reckon?

-Japanese because she got the Japanese question wrong.

-Yeah.

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-Or D-Day?

-Spacecraft?

-Spacecraft?

-Yeah.

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-Japanese and Spacecraft?

-Why not?

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We'll have Japanese, please, Nick.

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-Japanese goes into the final.

-And Spacecraft.

-And Spacecraft. Thank you, Usual Suspects.

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You've won the second round. Well done. Time to switch you off. And away they go.

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What do you make of those two? Japanese?

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Are there words for this? LAUGHTER

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-Spacecraft?

-It depends what it is. If it's something quite recent...

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They've been doing the Mars landing, so it's possible.

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-One more chance to find perfection and choose categories for the final. Ready?

-Yeah.

-Let's play Round 3.

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APPLAUSE

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Your 45 seconds start now.

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-False.

-False.

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I'm a bit unsure about that one.

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-I'm going to say that is true.

-True.

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-That's false. I think he's in The Vicar Of Dibley.

-False. Finally...

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-I think that's false. I think it's bamboo.

-False.

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As a result of that answer, you've completed the board.

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-How was that?

-Kind of half and half. C and D are possibly right.

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-I'm a bit unsure of A and B.

-Before we reveal how well you've done, let's bring back the Usual Suspects.

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Usual Suspects, these were the four statements and next to them are Cheryl's answers.

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Jan, has she achieved perfection?

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No, I'm afraid she hasn't. I know B should be false.

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-And I think that A is true.

-April, what do you think of those answers?

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I don't think she's got perfection. I think B and C are wrong.

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-Russell?

-I'd say just B's false.

-OK, Cheryl, the Usual Suspects think you haven't achieved perfection.

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But let's find out for sure how many are correct.

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Three out of four is a good score, but it isn't perfection.

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Usual Suspects, can you steal the round? You can see Cheryl's answers. You need to change just one.

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-Which one?

-It must be B.

-B.

-It's B.

-Yeah.

-We'll change B from "true" to "false".

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B changes from "true" to "false", leaving A, C and D as they are.

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Let's find out the correct answers.

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"Venezuela has a coast on the Pacific Ocean." True or false?

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Yes, that is false.

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It has Atlantic and Caribbean coasts.

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"The Terracotta Army sculptures are in India." True or false?

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Yeah, that's false. They're in China, of course.

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You know where this is going now.

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"Jim Trott is a character in The Archers." True or false?

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It's false. He is a character in The Vicar Of Dibley as you said.

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"The giant panda feeds mainly on eucalyptus leaves." Is that true or false?

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It's false.

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Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

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Let's clear that up.

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The giant panda feeds mainly on bamboo, of course.

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The Usual Suspects succeeded where you failed and stole the round.

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Usual Suspects, you can now make Cheryl's chances of winning the prize fund a lot harder.

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Let's have a look at the final board.

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The board features two chosen by you, Cheryl, and two by the Usual Suspects,

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but because you won that round, Usual Suspects, you choose the last two in the final. What will it be?

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I think the Silk Road because she didn't know about China and the Terracotta Army.

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-What about TT Races?

-TT Races?

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D-Day?

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-D-Day.

-D-Day, I think.

-Yeah, OK.

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-D-Day, please, Nick.

-D-Day goes into the final.

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-And the Silk Road, please.

-And the Silk Road goes into the final.

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We now know our six final categories.

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OK, time to switch you off for the final time and away they go.

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-What do you make of those last two?

-D-Day's not a good one for me.

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I was hoping the Silk Road might be something to do with Macclesfield. My other half's from Macclesfield.

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All right, Cheryl, for £1,000, it's time to play the final.

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This is the all-important final. If you achieve perfection, you could be leaving with £1,000.

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If you fail, you'll leave with nothing which would be great news for the Usual Suspects

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as one of them could be playing for a rollover of £2,000 on the next game. Let's play the final round.

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Cheryl, here are your final six categories.

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You must answer all six statements correctly to win the £1,000. Think carefully. There's no time limit.

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-Once you've given your answer, it is locked in. Ready?

-Yeah.

-Let's reveal your first statement.

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Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false.

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The Beatles...

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Hmm...

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I'm trying to fast-forward through the film in my head.

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I don't think it's the right film.

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I think it might be Yellow Submarine that they're in.

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-So I think, because it's not really coming to me, I'll have to go "false" on that one.

-False.

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Oscars...

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I think possibly he won one for The Talented Mr Ripley.

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I don't think he won anything for The Bournes, though they've been popular.

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-I think I'll have to say "true". I think he did get one for The Talented Mr Ripley.

-True.

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Japanese...

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I think I've heard that after buying a bonsai tree for my mum,

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-so I'll say that's going to be true.

-True.

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Spacecraft...

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I don't believe that is correct.

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I think it was Messiah possibly?

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-So I'm going to say "false" for that, please.

-False.

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D-Day...

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I think it's going to have to be a guess. I really don't know that.

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So, I'm...

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No, nothing's coming to me, so I'm going to say that is...true.

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True. And finally, Silk Road...

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Again, another guess

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because I've never heard of it.

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No, never heard of it. It's going to be a complete guess.

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-I'm going to say "false".

-False.

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And those answers are now locked in. If there's one mistake, you leave with nothing.

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-Which ones are you unsure of?

-Most of them, to be honest.

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-Tough round?

-Yeah, it was tough.

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Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they say.

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You can now see the final six statements and Cheryl's answers.

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Cheryl, your answers are locked in,

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but you can, if you think you've made a mistake, change them with the help of the Usual Suspects.

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This will, however, come at a cost. Usual Suspects,

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tell me how well you think Cheryl has done, if you want to help

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and if you do, how much it will cost.

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-Cheryl, who would you like to hear from first?

-I'll speak to Russell.

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I definitely know she's got one wrong and I'm not too sure...

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No, I'm pretty sure she's got two wrong, as it goes.

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-Does that mean you'd like to come down and help?

-No.

-Because...?

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-Not enough money.

-That's fairly straightforward. He'd quite like the money to roll over. Somebody else?

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Yeah, can I speak to April, please?

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I think you've got two wrong, but I'm not sure on the others. I don't think I could help you.

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-No worries.

-Even if you wanted to?

-Even if I wanted to.

-Yeah.

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-I think it's a common occurrence, really.

-I think it's going to be.

-Jan, any thoughts?

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Sorry, Cheryl, but my reply's going to be the same. I'm certain you've got two wrong.

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There's one I'm not sure about, but for £1,000, I'm not going to risk it.

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-Not a problem.

-They won't get out of bed for less than £1,000. Interesting.

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You were sure this was how it would go. It doesn't mean you've got any wrong. They might be wrong.

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As none of our Usual Suspects are willing to help, you're on your own. £1,000 at stake, six answers away.

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Let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

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If the statement turns green, it's true, if it turns red, it's false.

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-Remind us again, what's the money going to be for if you win the £1,000?

-Trainers.

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Not towards the wedding?

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-Well, yeah, possibly.

-Possibly, but probably not, to be honest.

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Let's start at the top with the first two categories you chose for yourself.

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"The Blue Meanies star in the film Help!"

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After playing the whole film through in your head, you couldn't find them, so you went for "false".

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If this turns red, you've made a good start.

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If it turns green, you've fallen at the first hurdle. True or false?

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It is false. Very well done.

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APPLAUSE

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They were the villains in Yellow Submarine. You were absolutely right, so good knowledge there.

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"Matt Damon has won an Oscar." You said this was true, he might have won one for...?

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-The Talented Mr Ripley.

-Let's take a look, shall we?

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You need this to turn green to get you a third of the way towards the £1,000.

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"Matt Damon has won an Oscar." Is that true or false?

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It is true. Very good.

0:20:210:20:23

APPLAUSE

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-He actually won an Oscar for co-writing Good Will Hunting with Ben Affleck.

-Right.

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So we move on to "bonsai". The word "bonsai" literally means "tiny tree".

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We're now into the subjects chosen for you by the Usual Suspects.

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You bought a bonsai tree for your mum and you vaguely remember it as a tiny tree, so you went with "true".

0:20:410:20:47

You need this to turn green. If it does, you're halfway to the cash.

0:20:470:20:51

"The word 'bonsai' literally means 'tiny tree'." Is that true or false?

0:20:510:20:56

I'm afraid that's false, which means you haven't achieved perfection

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and you won't be taking home the £1,000. You'll have to scrape by with the 39 pairs you have already.

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Can you achieve perfection at home? Let's look at the statements and clear up the one we just dealt with.

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"Bonsai" is actually the combination of two words. "Bon" means "tray", "sai" means "to plant",

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so it really means "to plant on a tray".

0:21:210:21:24

"Voyager 1 was the first craft to land on Mars." You had a think about this and said it was false

0:21:240:21:30

because you thought it might be called Messiah.

0:21:300:21:33

-It doesn't make much difference now, but it's nice to get as many right as possible.

-Yeah.

0:21:330:21:38

True or false? Yeah, it is false. Well done.

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Voyager observed Jupiter and Saturn as it went past, but didn't land.

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It's just recently that they've landed a craft on Mars.

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The D-Day landings were known as Operation Sea Lion.

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You thought this might be true. Is it true or false?

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I'm afraid that one is false. It was Operation Neptune.

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-Sea Lion was actually the German operation.

-Someone's operation!

-Just not ours, yeah.

0:22:050:22:12

Samarkand is a historic city in Iraq. You said,

0:22:120:22:16

"I hope it's to do with Macclesfield." Why?

0:22:160:22:20

It's called the Silk Road because of silk cotton mills.

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It turned out not to be Macclesfield. It was Samarkand.

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Is it true or false?

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Yes, it is false, in actual fact.

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It's in Uzbekistan.

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So where did we end up? Four out of six isn't bad,

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given four out of six were chosen by the Usual Suspects.

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That's great news for you. The prize fund rolls over

0:22:450:22:49

and one of you could be playing for £2,000. You could look happy about it! That's good news.

0:22:490:22:56

Cheryl, you go home with nothing other than our thanks for being a great Usual Suspect

0:22:560:23:02

and for coming so close. You fought very hard and got a round completely correct.

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Let's hear it for Cheryl!

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It's now time to meet the next Usual Suspect hoping to play Perfection.

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New Usual Suspect, introduce yourself.

0:23:190:23:22

Hi, I'm Keith, I live in Ashford and I'm a hospital worker.

0:23:220:23:27

Welcome to you, Keith. Best of luck as we find out who's been randomly picked to play Perfection.

0:23:270:23:33

Russell, it's you! Please come and play.

0:23:360:23:39

Welcome to the show. You've done a bit of lorry driving. How long for?

0:23:390:23:44

-On and off, about 6 or 7 years now.

-Right.

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-But you'd like to give it all up and just move away?

-Leave the rat race and just live on my own.

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My own animals, my own land. Don't know nothing about it!

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-Just a smallholding somewhere.

-Yeah.

-Grow your own fruit and veg.

-Fruit and veg, chickens, sheep, cows.

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Any other ambitions you'd like to have a go at?

0:24:070:24:10

I'd like to have done the Ashes in Australia, the whole tournament, all the Tests, the one-dayers.

0:24:100:24:17

-Part of the Barmy Army.

-Yeah. I'd love to do it in Australia.

-That would be great.

0:24:170:24:23

Well, it's you versus the Usual Suspects. They were your teammates, they're now your enemies.

0:24:230:24:29

The good news is the prize fund currently stands at £2,000.

0:24:290:24:34

-Good luck, Russell.

-Thank you.

-Three rounds and a final.

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Usual Suspects, we'll switch you off, but if Russell makes a mistake you'll be back in the game.

0:24:400:24:46

-Away they go. You can talk now without giving away vital knowledge. Are you ready?

-Yeah, fine.

0:24:460:24:52

Let's play Perfection.

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Round 1. Your 45 seconds start now.

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-I'm pretty sure that's true, as it goes.

-True.

0:25:040:25:08

-That's false. That was by The Bangles.

-False.

-Yeah.

0:25:120:25:16

-Don't know. I think he had a few children. I'll go true with that.

-True. And finally...

0:25:200:25:26

-I don't like tennis, but I think that's true.

-True.

0:25:330:25:37

And you've answered all four statements.

0:25:370:25:40

-Good round? Bad round?

-I think I might have A wrong. I think Sweden's higher than Norway.

0:25:400:25:46

OK, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects. They can now hear you.

0:25:460:25:52

These were the four statements and Russell's answers. April, has he achieved perfection?

0:25:520:25:59

I don't think he has. I don't think Oliver Cromwell had nine children.

0:25:590:26:05

-Jan, what do you make of them?

-It's C that I'm not sure about.

0:26:050:26:09

-Keith?

-I think A and D are incorrect. I'd change A to false and D to false.

0:26:090:26:16

Interesting. Not much of a vote of confidence, but they may be wrong. Let's find out how many are correct.

0:26:160:26:24

Three out of four is reasonable, but it's not perfection.

0:26:300:26:34

You've let the Usual Suspects in.

0:26:340:26:37

-Can you steal the round? You only need to change one, but which one?

-I think C.

0:26:370:26:43

-C's the one I'm not sure of.

-Oliver Cromwell? OK, yeah.

0:26:430:26:48

-Can we change C from true to false?

-C changes, leaving A, B and D as answered by Russell.

0:26:480:26:55

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are. Green is true, red is false.

0:26:550:27:01

Mainland Norway extends further north than Sweden. Is that true or false?

0:27:010:27:07

That's true. Manic Monday was a single by The Smiths. Was that true or false?

0:27:070:27:14

That is false, of course.

0:27:140:27:17

And it was by The Bangles.

0:27:170:27:20

Oliver Cromwell had nine children. Is that true or false?

0:27:200:27:24

That's true, I'm afraid, Usual Suspects.

0:27:240:27:28

You failed to achieve perfection or steal the round.

0:27:280:27:32

Can you still achieve perfection at home? Let's see the other answer.

0:27:320:27:36

Venus Williams won the 2012 Wimbledon singles title. Is that true or false?

0:27:360:27:42

It's false. That's the one you were looking for. It was her sister Serena who won.

0:27:420:27:49

Had you achieved perfection, you now could make Russell's chances much harder. Here's how.

0:27:490:27:56

Russell, here is your final board. The blank spaces need to be filled.

0:27:560:28:01

Here are the final round categories, starting with Sitcoms, ranging through Airports, Cities,

0:28:010:28:07

on through Sinatra to Germany, with many more in-between.

0:28:070:28:11

Because neither side won, the two categories due to be chosen will carry over to the next round

0:28:110:28:17

and four will be on offer. Usual Suspects, you had a chance. You didn't take it.

0:28:170:28:22

In the meantime, we'll switch you off. Away they go.

0:28:220:28:26

-Russell, let's talk about those categories. Which two will you choose if you get the chance?

-Two...

0:28:260:28:32

-I'll pick one - Sitcoms.

-Yeah.

-And I'll go...Cities as well.

-And Cities.

0:28:320:28:39

-Which two are you desperate to avoid?

-I could do without Dallas and I ain't got a clue about Wag-ner.

0:28:390:28:45

-OK.

-Or Vag-ner!

-"Vag-ner", yes.

0:28:450:28:49

In order to win the prize fund, you'll need all six correct. Winning this round could prove crucial.

0:28:490:28:55

-Yeah.

-All right. If you're ready, let's play Round 2.

0:28:550:28:59

Your 45 seconds start now.

0:29:020:29:05

I ain't got a clue.

0:29:100:29:13

-False.

-False.

0:29:130:29:15

Muscovy bear...Muscovy bear.

0:29:190:29:21

-True.

-True.

0:29:220:29:24

-False.

-False. And finally...

0:29:320:29:34

-True.

-True. And with time to spare you've answered all four.

0:29:390:29:44

-You didn't look any happier.

-No. I didn't know none of them.

0:29:440:29:48

-A few guesses.

-More than a few, Nick. More than a few.

0:29:480:29:53

It's time to bring back the Usual Suspects. These were the four statements and Russell's answers.

0:29:530:30:00

-Jan, what do you think?

-I'd change A and D.

-Keith, is it a perfect round?

-I don't think so.

0:30:000:30:07

-I would change B from true to false.

-What do you think, April?

-I'd agree.

0:30:070:30:14

I'd change B.

0:30:140:30:16

Russell, they're not very confident. Let's find out how many are correct.

0:30:160:30:20

Just one out of four. That's not perfection. A long way from it.

0:30:240:30:29

Usual Suspects, you're back in the game. You need to change three answers. Which three will it be?

0:30:290:30:36

-Definitely B.

-To false.

-Which ones, Jan?

0:30:360:30:40

I think the sun is about 9 million miles from Earth. And I'm sure Frida Kahlo was born in Mexico.

0:30:400:30:47

-OK, so we'll change A, B and D?

-Yep.

0:30:470:30:51

-OK, Nick, we'll change A from false to true.

-A from false to true.

0:30:510:30:55

-B from true to false.

-B.

-And D from true to false.

0:30:550:31:00

And D from true to false, leaving C as answered by Russell.

0:31:000:31:04

Let's find out the correct answers.

0:31:040:31:07

The artist Frida Kahlo was born in Mexico. True or false?

0:31:070:31:12

Yeah, that's true. A Muscovy is a type of bear. Is that true or false?

0:31:120:31:17

It's false. It's a bird. You might have heard of Muscovy duck, actually.

0:31:170:31:23

Ludwig van Beethoven was born in the 18th century. True or false?

0:31:230:31:28

It's true, in actual fact!

0:31:280:31:32

That was the one. Usual Suspects, you failed to achieve perfection.

0:31:320:31:36

You had an opportunity, but spurned it again.

0:31:360:31:39

Can you still achieve it at home?

0:31:390:31:42

Let's see that last answer.

0:31:420:31:44

The sun is more than 10 million miles from Earth. True or false?

0:31:440:31:48

That's the one that's true.

0:31:480:31:51

So, Usual Suspects, had you achieved perfection,

0:31:510:31:55

you'd now have the opportunity to make Russell's chances much harder.

0:31:550:32:00

Nothing on there at the moment. The four categories due to be chosen will carry over to the next round,

0:32:000:32:07

meaning six categories will be on offer in Round 3. Usual Suspects, we'll see you a little bit later.

0:32:070:32:14

And away they go. Russell, six categories. It's all on this round.

0:32:140:32:19

-It would be a great one to achieve perfection.

-Yeah, I need it.

-If you're ready, let's play Round 3.

0:32:190:32:26

Your 45 seconds start now.

0:32:290:32:32

-Don't know. True.

-True.

0:32:360:32:39

-Definitely false, that one.

-False.

-Aberdeen.

0:32:440:32:47

-False.

-False. And finally...

0:32:540:32:57

Horology. Something to do with clocks. I'll go with true with that.

0:33:020:33:06

True. And with time to spare you've answered all four.

0:33:060:33:10

-In with a chance?

-I'm a bit dubious about Harrison Ford at the moment.

0:33:100:33:15

-Horology is something to do with clocks.

-So you've got a chance.

-Half a chance, I suppose.

0:33:150:33:21

It's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:33:210:33:25

Usual Suspects, these are the four statements and Russell's answers.

0:33:250:33:29

It's a crucial one. How do you think he's done, Keith?

0:33:290:33:34

Well, Nick, I don't think he's got perfection. I would change B to true.

0:33:340:33:41

-And I would change C to true.

-Jan, what do you make of those answers?

0:33:410:33:46

I would agree about C. I'd change that to true.

0:33:460:33:50

-April, has he achieved perfection?

-I don't think so. I'm not sure about C or D.

0:33:500:33:56

OK, the moment of truth. You need all four correct to win the round.

0:33:560:34:00

Let's see how many are correct.

0:34:000:34:03

-Get in there!

-Congratulations! You have achieved perfection.

0:34:080:34:11

-Fantastic laugh, Russell!

-Thank you. I've got a Sid James laugh!

0:34:150:34:20

I did the radio once. They said, "Sid James!"

0:34:200:34:24

-Sorry.

-No, that's great. What a fantastic round.

0:34:240:34:28

Let's look in some more detail.

0:34:280:34:30

The Comoros Islands are in the Indian Ocean. You said true. We now know that it is true.

0:34:300:34:37

-Alex Ferguson joined Manchester Utd from Dundee. You said he joined from...

-Aberdeen.

-Aberdeen.

0:34:370:34:42

We now know it to be false for exactly those reasons.

0:34:420:34:47

The actor Harrison Ford was born in the 1950s. You said false and it is...

0:34:470:34:53

-1940s?

-1942.

0:34:530:34:55

Absolutely. And horology is the science of the measurement of time.

0:34:550:35:00

You said that was true. And we now know it is true.

0:35:000:35:04

Fantastic effort. Very well done. As a result, you've made winning the prize fund a lot easier.

0:35:040:35:10

Let's look at your final board. Empty, but you've earned the right to choose six categories -

0:35:100:35:16

two from the first round, two from the second. It's all yours.

0:35:160:35:20

-Fire away.

-Start off with Sitcoms.

0:35:200:35:23

Sitcoms goes in.

0:35:230:35:25

-Mr Men.

-Mr Men goes in.

0:35:260:35:29

-Cities.

-Cities.

0:35:290:35:31

-Food.

-Food.

-Airports.

-Airports.

0:35:330:35:38

-Will-o'-the-Wisp.

-Will-o'-the-Wisp goes in.

0:35:380:35:42

We now know our six final categories.

0:35:420:35:46

Time to switch off the Usual Suspects for the final time. Cheerio.

0:35:480:35:53

Russell, you've chosen them all. It's down to you now.

0:35:530:35:57

For £2,000, it's time to play the final.

0:35:570:36:02

This is the all-important final. You could leave with £2,000.

0:36:020:36:06

If you fail, you leave with nothing which is great for the Usual Suspects, who could play for £3,000.

0:36:060:36:13

So let's play the final round.

0:36:130:36:16

Here are your final categories.

0:36:180:36:20

You must answer all six correctly if you want to win that £2,000.

0:36:240:36:28

-There's no time limit, but once you give an answer, it's locked in. Are you ready?

-Yep.

0:36:280:36:34

Then let's reveal your first statement. Please tell me if you believe it to be true or false.

0:36:340:36:40

-Yeah, definitely true. I know that one.

-True.

0:36:440:36:48

Mr Men.

0:36:480:36:50

Mr Bump...Mr Bump... Is he Mr Bump...?

0:36:540:36:58

I can picture him. Whether his name is Mr Bump or not, I don't know.

0:36:580:37:04

-I'll go true with that as well, as it goes.

-True.

0:37:040:37:09

Cities.

0:37:090:37:11

Don't know that one. I know Vladivostok's in Russia, as such.

0:37:170:37:21

-I'll go with Ukraine, yeah. True.

-True.

0:37:210:37:26

Food.

0:37:260:37:28

Kreplach...kreplach...

0:37:310:37:33

Never heard of it.

0:37:330:37:36

-True.

-True.

0:37:400:37:42

Airports.

0:37:420:37:45

-I'm going to say that's false. Don't know.

-False.

0:37:510:37:55

Will-o'-the-Wisp.

0:37:550:37:57

I thought it would be about the cartoon series! Er...

0:38:010:38:06

I'll say that's true as well.

0:38:060:38:09

True. And with that, Russell, those answers are locked in.

0:38:090:38:12

-Which ones are you unsure of?

-B to E, really.

0:38:120:38:17

-Really?

-Yeah.

-B to E. Tough round.

-And F as well. I forgot about F!

0:38:170:38:23

-Let me put it another way, which ones are you sure of?

-A.

0:38:240:38:28

Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they have to say.

0:38:280:38:33

You can now see the final six statements and Russell's answers.

0:38:330:38:38

Your answers are locked in, but if you think you made a mistake, you can unlock them,

0:38:380:38:43

-but this will come at a cost. Who would you like to hear first?

-April first, please.

0:38:430:38:49

You definitely haven't got perfection. How confident are you?

0:38:490:38:54

Er, I'm not really confident. About half confident.

0:38:540:38:58

-OK, I'd like to have a little think.

-OK, April.

-Jan?

0:38:580:39:03

I know you've got one wrong, but there are two where I'm really unsure so I wouldn't offer to help.

0:39:030:39:09

It wouldn't be fair.

0:39:090:39:12

-Keith?

-You've definitely got one wrong. Some of the others I'm not really 100% sure.

0:39:120:39:19

I don't think I would be able to come down and help you.

0:39:190:39:23

-The only person considering it is April.

-Russell, how many do you think you've got right?

0:39:230:39:29

-To be truthful, I think I've only got two right there. That's truthful for you.

-OK.

0:39:320:39:40

-In that case, I'm not willing to come down.

-You're right!

0:39:400:39:44

That's one of the most honest exchanges I've heard on here!

0:39:440:39:48

They aren't willing to come down, but you could have bluffed.

0:39:480:39:52

-You chose not to. Why?

-I don't want to take someone out of the game. Let them win some money.

0:39:520:39:59

That's nice, but you might be wrong.

0:39:590:40:02

Yeah, I might have one!

0:40:020:40:04

All right. You're on your own. £2,000 at stake. Six answers away. Have you achieved perfection?

0:40:040:40:10

If a statement turns green, it's true. If red, it's false.

0:40:100:40:16

We'll start at the top. Only Fools and Horses was created by John Sullivan.

0:40:160:40:22

-You said you were sure of A.

-Yeah!

-So this should turn green.

-I do hope so, Nick!

0:40:220:40:28

Is it true or false?

0:40:280:40:30

It is true. Very well done.

0:40:300:40:33

-A good start!

-I'm getting there.

0:40:330:40:36

-Only another five.

-Mr Bump is blue and wrapped in bandages. You thought that was probably true.

0:40:360:40:44

So you went with true. If this turns green, you're a third of the way to the money. True or false?

0:40:440:40:51

It's true!

0:40:510:40:54

Vladivostok is the capital of Ukraine.

0:40:560:41:00

-Do you know this?

-Not really. I know it's one of the old Communist countries. So it might be.

0:41:000:41:07

-Yeah, Vladivostok.

-You went for true.

0:41:070:41:10

If this is true and it turns green, you're halfway to the prize fund of £2,000.

0:41:100:41:16

Is it true or false?

0:41:160:41:19

-Ah.

-It's false, I'm afraid.

0:41:220:41:24

So you haven't achieved perfection and won't be taking home £2,000.

0:41:240:41:29

Can you still achieve perfection? Let's clear that up.

0:41:290:41:33

The capital of Ukraine is Kiev. Moving on, a kreplach is a filled dumpling. You said that was true.

0:41:330:41:40

Is it true or false?

0:41:400:41:43

-It is true, in actual fact.

-Not bad, was it?

0:41:430:41:46

You're doing very well. 3 out of 4 isn't bad considering you thought you were doing so badly.

0:41:460:41:52

Chek Lap Kok is an airport in Hong Kong. You said that was false.

0:41:520:41:56

Is it true or false?

0:41:560:41:59

That's actually true. And, finally, Will-o'-the Wisp is a variety of chrysanthemum.

0:41:590:42:05

-You hoped it was to do with the...

-Cartoon series.

-What is it in that?

0:42:050:42:10

I ain't got a clue. I hoped you'd ask who narrated it!

0:42:100:42:14

That's the only reason I went for it.

0:42:140:42:17

Will-o'-the-Wisp is a variety of chrysanthemum. You said true.

0:42:170:42:22

Yeah, I'm afraid that's false.

0:42:220:42:25

It's a flickering light hovering over marshland. Spontaneous combustion of gas.

0:42:250:42:30

-Oh, right.

-So that's great news for you, Usual Suspects. The prize fund rolls over

0:42:300:42:37

and one of you could be playing for a total of £3,000. April, I bet you're pleased you didn't come down.

0:42:370:42:44

-Yeah.

-He was quite nice, putting you off.

-He really was.

0:42:440:42:48

Russell, you failed to achieve perfection, but thanks for being a great sport. Hope you enjoyed it.

0:42:480:42:55

Let's hear it for Russell.

0:42:550:42:58

That's all we have time for. Next time our Usual Suspects play for £3,000,

0:43:010:43:06

but remember we only pay for perfection. Goodbye.

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