Episode 52 Perfection

Welcome to the show that demands perfection. Behind this screen are four contestants

who'll be hoping their knowledge is flawless because one single mistake could give the game away.

This is Perfection.

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Welcome to Perfection, where only perfect play is good enough.

Behind me are the Usual Suspects.

In a moment, we'll find out which one of them

has been randomly selected to join me here to play Perfection.

They will then face a series of true or false statements.

For example, if I said..

would you say that's true or false?

Well, if you'd said true, I could tell you, you'd be right.

Answering true or false might seem easy,

but if the contestant gets a single answer wrong, their opponents

will be allowed into the game to capitalise on their mistakes.

So, you know how the game works, let's meet the Usual Suspects.

Hello there. I'm Oliver, I'm from Surrey.

I'm a designer and this is my first game.

Hi, I'm Cliff. I live in Malvern, Worcestershire.

I'm a retired publisher and this is my first game.

Hello, my name's Karen. I'm from Nottingham.

I'm an administration manager and this is my third game.

Hi, I'm Don. I'm from south Wales.

I'm self-employed in the motor industry and this is my fourth game.

Welcome and best of luck, as we now find out which

one of you has been randomly selected to play Perfection.

Don, it's you. Please come down and play the game.

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Welcome to the game. Let's find out a little bit more about you.

So who do you live with? Who is at home?

-My wife, Leah, and my two girls.

-One of them quite new.

-Yes.

Six weeks old.

-Wow!

-Yeah.

-Congratulations!

-Thank you very much.

-Fantastic.

-And interests and hobbies? You like your motorbikes.

-I do.

Unfortunately, I haven't got one at the moment.

I had to sell it, with the kids.

-That happens.

-They're now my hobby.

But I love my motorbikes and I hope to get one again in the future.

Maybe something a bit slower.

A bit of old vintage something or other is nice.

You can roar through the countryside. That's the bit I enjoy.

-It's not the same in a car.

-No.

When you're younger, it's all about going very fast

and straight lines and stuff, but as you get older, you get a bit slower.

You should get yourself one of those armchair motorbikes, like a Harley or something.

-I don't know about that.

-Let's move on. Don, it's now you versus the Usual Suspects.

They're now your enemies. Their job is to stop you from winning the prize fund.

Your failure means the prize fund rolls over to the next game where one of them could be sitting

here playing for a bigger total. Every game on Perfection is worth £1,000.

Unfortunately for you, the previous game was won so the prize fund is reset to £1,000.

But as you said, when you've got new kids around,

-they tend to get through the money, so that would be quite handy.

-It would be very handy.

-Is there anything you need the money for?

-I started my own business at the start of the year

and I owe some family members some money back for that.

And also some treats for my kids.

-I'd go for the treats for the kids first.

-I think probably so.

-Repay the family once you become a millionaire.

-Yes!

-Which is bound to happen.

-Of course!

Here's how the game works. You'll play three rounds and then a final.

Achieving perfection will make the final easier for you.

If your performance is less than perfect,

the Usual Suspects will have a chance to steal the round,

making the final that much harder for you.

Usual Suspects, we're now going to switch you off,

so you can't see or hear anything.

And away they go.

Each round consists of four true or false statements.

You'll have 45 seconds.

Once you've given your answers, they'll be locked in.

-OK.

-Shall we get started?

-Yes.

-Then let's play Perfection.

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Round 1, your 45 seconds start now.

-I'm pretty sure that's true.

-True.

-No idea. Um... I'm going to say false. I don't know why.

-False.

-I think that's probably true.

-True. And finally:

I know one of them's called Romeo.

Whether it's his eldest or not, I couldn't say for certain.

-I will say true for that one.

-True.

And with time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

-Did that feel like Perfection?

-It's difficult to say, really.

-A couple of guesses in there, right?

-Yeah.

Before we reveal how well you've done,

it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So these were the four statements and next to them are Don's answers.

-Karen, has he achieved Perfection?

-Not quite. I think D is wrong.

Cliff, what do you make of those answers?

I don't think he's achieved Perfection either.

B is correct because cuisses means thigh in French.

And grenouilles means frog.

-So that's correct.

-Oliver, do you think he's got Perfection?

I can do no better than to repeat what Cliff said.

-It's not quite there.

-Thank you. Don, the moment of truth.

Let's see how many are correct.

Two out of four in a 50-50 game is an average score!

You didn't achieve Perfection.

You've now let the Usual Suspects into the game.

Can you steal the round?

You can see Don's answers. You need to change two of them, which two?

-If you're very sure about D.

-Yeah, I'm sure it should be Brooklyn.

-Brooklyn was the first one. Named after a place.

-Yes.

-So B and D?

-Yeah. OK?

OK, Nick. We'd like to change B from false to true.

-B changes from false to true.

-And D from true to false.

And D from true to false, leaving A and C as Don answered.

Let's find out what the correct answers are.

Idi Amin was the president of Uganda, true or false?

Yes, that's absolutely true.

Cuisses de grenouilles are frog's legs, true or false?

Absolutely right. Correct translation, Cliff.

Serbia is a landlocked country, true or false?

That's true and David Beckham's eldest son is called Romeo,

true or false? That's false.

Congratulations, you have achieved Perfection.

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David Beckham's eldest son is in fact Brooklyn.

So, Don, they have stolen the round.

Usual Suspects, you now have the opportunity to make Don's

chances of winning the prize fund much harder and here's how.

Don, appearing is your final board.

These six blank spaces need to be filled.

Here are your final round categories.

Starting with Concorde, running through Elvis, onto Geology

and ending in EastEnders, with many more in between.

Now, if you'd have won that round,

you'd have the opportunity to add two categories to the final.

Because the Usual Suspects stole the round, they choose the two

categories, hoping to make the final that much harder for you.

So, which two would you like Don to play in the final?

-Geology might be quite broad.

-What about Models?

-What about EastEnders?

-If he's an EastEnders person?

-I don't know.

-Definitely want Geology.

-Yes.

-We'll move over Geology, please.

-Geology goes into the final and one more.

-Ceramics?

-Ceramics.

-Ceramics.

And Ceramics goes into the final.

Usual Suspects, you've won the first round.

It's time to switch you off, but we'll see you in Round 2. Cheerio.

-Geology?

-Wouldn't be a favourite. But not too unhappy.

-Lucky they chose Ceramics(!)

-Oh, yeah, obviously(!)

-Know anything about Ceramics?

-Not a lot, no.

So looking at that list,

which are the first two that you'll be choosing, given the opportunity?

Probably Concorde. And maybe Radio.

-And two you want to avoid?

-Birds.

-Yep.

-And...Politics, probably.

-It's only the first round.

You still have two more chances to achieve Perfection

-and choose your own categories for the final. Are you ready?

-I am.

-Good. Then, let's play Round 2.

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Your 45 seconds start now.

I'm getting confused between the albums.

-Um... I think that's true.

-True.

-Yes.

I should know this.

Um... I'm going to say true again.

True.

-No idea. False.

-False. And finally:

-True, I would say.

-True.

And with time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

-That felt a tentative round.

-Yeah, not very good.

James Blunt, I should know that. I quite like his music.

But I'm getting confused on albums,

so I still can't think whether that's the right answer or not.

Before we reveal how well you've done,

it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So, these were the four statements and next to them are Don's answers.

Cliff, what do you make of those answers?

He hasn't achieved perfection because George Orwell was

the pen name of Eric Blair, so that should change from false to true.

-Karen?

-I think he's also got D wrong.

I think chukkers are in the horse polo.

Water polo, I just watched it in the Olympics, was four quarters.

OK, Don, the moment of truth. Let's find out how many are correct.

Just one out of four. Certainly not Perfection.

-Heading in the wrong direction, if you don't mind me saying.

-Yeah.

Just the one in this round

and you've let the Usual Suspects into the game.

You can see Don's answers. You need to change three, which three?

-A definitely right.

-No, wasn't Back To Bedlam Amy Winehouse?

-No, it's Back To Black.

-All right, so it must be B.

-So B, C and D.

-Yeah. We'd like to change B from true to false.

-B from true to false.

-C from false to true.

-C from false to true.

And D from true to false.

And D from true to false, leaving A as answered by Don.

Let's find out what the correct answers are.

Back To Bedlam is an album by James Blunt, true or false? That's true.

The first manned space flight lasted just 20 minutes,

is that true or false?

That's false. Yuri Gagarin was in space for one hour and 48 minutes.

George Orwell was the pen name of Eric Blair,

and as both Cliff and Oliver said, that is true.

And water polo matches are divided into two chukkers, true or false?

It's false. Congratulations, you have achieved Perfection again.

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Water polo matches are divided into four quarters, you're right, Karen.

It's field polo matches that are divided into chukkers.

Don, the Usual Suspects have stolen the round again.

You now have the opportunity to make Don's chances of winning

the prize fund much harder. Let's see the final board.

Two subjects already chosen by the Usual Suspects

and you get to choose the next two as well.

So which two would you like?

The Amazon might be about wildlife and very exotic creatures.

That might be quite tricky.

-Yes, that's fine.

-OK, we'd like to move the Amazon across.

The Amazon moves into the final.

-I still think Models might be good.

-Go on then.

-We'll put Models across as well.

-And Models goes into the final.

Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you've won both rounds.

It's time to switch you off. We'll see you in round three.

-Well, the Amazon?

-Who knows? Could be all right.

-Models?

Again, depends if it's Airfix or ladies!

-Which are you stronger on?

-Probably Airfix!

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So, well, look, you still one chance to find Perfection.

-It would be nice to get a couple of your own in the final, wouldn't it?

-It would.

All right then, let's play Round 3.

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Your 45 seconds start now.

-Trying to think which way round it is. I'll say true on that one.

-True?

That's one of those things that's probably absurd enough to be true.

-So, true.

-True?

Again, sounds plausible, so true.

True.

I would've thought he'd probably done more than that.

A bit before my time, so I will say false.

False, and you've answered all four statements. That felt better.

Little bit, yeah. Sort of!

In with a chance again?

We can live in hope, can't we?

All right, before we reveal how many you've got,

it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects again.

So, Usual Suspects, these are the four statements

and next to them are Don's answers. Oliver, has he achieved Perfection?

I'm afraid not, Nick. Sao Paulo is in Brazil,

which is in the southern hemisphere, thus, on the Tropic of Capricorn.

And also, James Dean appeared in three films,

East of Eden, Giant, and Rebel Without A Cause.

-Karen?

-Nothing more to add, really.

Maybe there might only be one cash machine, rather than cash machines,

but definitely A, and not too sure about B.

All right, then, Don, the moment of truth,

let's find out how many are correct.

Three of four's not bad. However, it's not Perfection.

You have let your enemies into the game.

Can you steal the round? You can see Don's answers,

and you need to change just one. But which one?

I think it's A. James Dean, he answered false.

So we know that's right.

So, yeah, we're all agreed that we want to change A from true to false.

A changes from true to false, leaving B, C and D

as answered by Don.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

Is that true or false?

It's false. It lies on the Tropic of Capricorn.

As so perfectly explained by Oliver.

There are cash machines in Antarctica. Is that true or false?

Unlikely as it seems, it is true.

In fact, just so that you know, there are two machines

and they're at an American research station.

Bantu is a group of African languages. Is that true or false?

Yep, that's true.

And James Dean appeared in just two films. Is that true or false?

It is false. Congratulations, Usual Suspects.

You have achieved Perfection.

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Oliver, you are absolutely right on your description of why that was false.

Three films. Can you give us those three films one more time?

Sure. Rebel Without A Cause, of course. His breakthrough.

Giant and East of Eden.

Exactly right. Spot on.

Don, the Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed

and stolen the round, so, Usual Suspects,

you now have the opportunity to make Don's chances

of winning the prize fund as hard as possible

Let's see the final board. Four subject categories chosen by you,

and because you won the last round, you choose the last two as well,

making it a clean sweep. So, fire away.

What about Politics?

Yeah, yeah. We'll definitely take Politics across please, Nick.

Politics goes into the final.

I think I'll stick with my gut instinct and take EastEnders across.

And EastEnders goes across into the final.

We now know our six final categories. They are:

Very well played, Usual Suspects. You won all three rounds.

You can't make it any tougher for him than that.

Time to switch you off for the final time.

And away they go. What do you make of these last two?

You didn't want Politics?

No, not really. EastEnders, I might be all right, the wife watches it.

I don't tend to. We'll see what happens.

All right, Don, for £1,000, it's time to play the final.

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Don, this is the all-important final.

If you can achieve Perfection, you leave with a prize fund of £1,000.

If you fail, you will be leaving with nothing.

Which will be great news for the Usual Suspects,

because one of them could be playing for a rollover

of £2,000 on the next game. So, let's play the final round.

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Don, here are your final six categories. They are:

Now, you must answer all six correctly

if you want to win the £1,000. Think carefully, there's no time limit,

but once you've given your first answer, it's locked in.

-Are you ready?

-I'm ready.

-Let's reveal your first statement.

Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false. Geology.

This one, I do know.

Because tights come down, mites grow up. Stalagmites hang down.

It's false.

False. Ceramics.

Grayson Perry is a name I've heard of.

I think he's the man who dresses as a woman sometimes?

Don't know whether his work is ceramics, I don't think it is.

I think it's paintings. It's going to be a false.

False. The Amazon.

Oh, it's one of the biggest in the world, isn't it?

Or is it THE biggest?

HE LAUGHS

That sounds very long.

True.

True.

Models.

I've heard of Claudia Schiffer. I am never heard of Matthew Vaughn.

-Total guess on this one. True.

-True.

Politics.

Sounds totally plausible.

But, for some reason, and I don't know why, I'm going to say false.

False.

EastEnders.

Ah, now, this one I do know

because I happened to watch an episode with my wife

and I saw Ben Mitchell getting arrested, so that is true.

True.

And, with that, Don, those answers are locked in.

If there is a mistake you leave with nothing.

Which ones are you unsure of?

C, B and E are probably, were guessed, basically.

All right, let's bring back the Usual Suspects

and see what they have to say.

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements

and beside them are Don's answers.

Don, your answers are now locked in.

But, if you think you've made a mistake, you can unlock the board

with the help of the Usual Suspects.

This will, however, come at a cost.

Usual Suspects, I'm now going to ask you

to tell me how well you think Don has done.

If you want to help, and if you do, how much it will cost.

Don, who would you like to hear from first?

I'll start with the captain, Karen.

I think you've done pretty well, but there is one wrong one there.

I would only say I was about 50 % confident.

So I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm the right person

to come down at this stage.

OK, thank you.

Um, Cliff.

Hi, Don, I think you've done pretty well.

I think there may be one or two that you've got wrong,

but I'm not confident myself in the answers,

so I wouldn't be coming down.

OK. Thank you. Oliver?

Hi, Don. I can see one that you've got wrong for certain,

and four that I have no confidence in at all.

So, I'm ruling myself out.

OK. No worries, thank you, Oliver.

All right, well, negotiations are at a conclusion.

None of the Usual Suspects want to come down and help you.

So, £1,000 at stake, six answers away,

let's find out if you've achieved Perfection.

Let's start at the top and make our way down, shall we?

Stalagmites hang down from the roof of a cave. You said this was false.

And you need this to turn red to get you off to a good start

on your way to the £1,000. So, is it true or is it false?

It is false. Very good.

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Stalactites hang down.

It is one of those great little rhymes,

once you learn it, you never get it wrong.

Tights come down, mites grow up.

Very good, OK, so let's move onto the next one.

Grayson Perry's best-known works are in ceramics.

And you thought his work was in art, not necessarily ceramics.

I think that's probably right.

You went with false, so you need this to turn red

to get you a third of the way to the £1,000.

Grayson Perry's best-known works are in ceramics. Is that true or false?

I'm afraid it's true.

Oh! There you go. You learn something every day.

Best-known for ceramic vases and, as you said, cross-dressing,

interestingly enough. But, yes.

So that means you haven't achieved Perfection,

you won't be taking home £1,000.

I wonder whether you can still achieve Perfection at home.

Let's see the rest of these statements, how they go,

and also, to see how well you got on, Don.

The River Amazon is over 5,000 kilometres long.

You said that was an awfully long way.

Pretty much talked yourself into the fact that it was false,

then said "true", interestingly enough.

So, is it true or false?

It is true. 6,440 kilometres, approximately.

Claudia Schiffer married Matthew Vaughn in 2002.

You said this was true. So, is it true or false?

That's in fact true. Very well done.

The Downing Street Years is by Margaret Thatcher.

You said that sounds about right, then went for false.

An interesting way of working! So, is it true or false?

You were right the first time. It was true, in actual fact.

It's her memoirs, of course.

And finally, in EastEnders, Heather was killed by Ben Mitchell.

You said you very rarely watch EastEnders.

However, you caught an episode which led you to believe this was true.

So, is it true or false?

It's true. Very good. So, do you know what?

Four out of six isn't bad when you consider

that all six categories were chosen by the Usual Suspects.

-I'm happy with that.

-It's not Perfection, though,

which is good news for the Usual Suspects,

as the prize fund rolls over to the next game,

where one of you could be playing for a total of £2,000.

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Don, you failed to achieve Perfection,

which means you go home with nothing, other than our thanks.

You've been a great sport. Have you enjoyed yourself?

-It's been fantastic. Thank you.

-Let's hear it for Don, everybody.

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It's now time to meet the next Usual Suspect

hoping to play Perfection today.

New Usual Suspect, please introduce yourself.

Hi, I'm Danny from Nottingham and I'm a property investment consultant.

Welcome, Danny, and best of luck to all of you,

as we find out which one of you

has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

Cliff, it's you. Please come and join us and play Perfection.

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Cliff, welcome to the game.

Let's find out that little bit more about you. Big family at home?

Yes, I have. I have two children,

two stepchildren, and six step-grandchildren.

Wow, a lot of people, some money could come in handy.

Absolutely, yes.

And I have to say, you've got a Welsh accent,

you're from the Valleys, and your name is Cliff Morgan.

That's a very famous Welsh name.

Though I'm not related to THE Cliff Morgan, I'm just A Cliff Morgan,

my father did name me after the famous Cliff Morgan

because he was playing rugby at the time I was born

and my father was very impressed.

I heard this, and I thought, "That can't be right,"

-because you're 60, is that right?

-Yes, yes.

And I thought, 60,... And I did it back,

and Cliff Morgan actually played his first year as a Welsh international

the year before you were born. So you were named after Cliff Morgan.

He really impressed my father that much.

That's very good. Cliff, it's now you versus the Usual Suspects.

They were your team-mates, they're now your enemies.

Here's the good news. No-one has won the last game

so the prize fund currently stands at £2,000.

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You talked about the family.

I imagine some of that will go in that direction.

Anything specific you'd spend the £2,000 on?

Well, we were looking at the Orient Express.

We wouldn't take the children on that,

that would just be for me and my wife.

But it would go very well towards that.

That's a great trip, that is. Best of luck.

Three rounds and a final to come,

Usual Suspects, we're going to switch you off for now,

but, as soon as Cliff makes a mistake, you'll be back in the game.

-You ready?

-Yes.

-Then let's play Perfection.

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Round 1, your 45 seconds start now.

I've never heard of it, I'm going to say false.

False.

I've never heard of that either, so I'm going to say false.

False.

I think it's a type of boat. So that's false.

False, and finally...

-That is true.

-So, and with plenty of time to spare,

you've answered all four statements very, very confidently, it seems.

I'm not very confident on A and B,

and actually not totally confident on C, but, A and B, just guesswork.

You didn't spend much time thinking about it.

No, if I've never heard of it, I've never heard of it.

Before we reveal the answers,

it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

Usual Suspects, these were the four statements

and next to them are Cliff's answers.

Karen, is that Perfection?

I think he might well have Perfection there, Nick, yeah.

Danny, can you see anything wrong with those answers?

I haven't got a clue, Nick, to be fair.

Well, that's very honest.

All right, Cliff, let's find out how many are correct.

Congratulations, Cliff! You have achieved Perfection.

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That's a cracking start.

Let's have a look at those answers in more detail.

Franz Josef Land is a part of New Zealand.

You said that was false, and it is, of course, false.

It's a Russian-owned island group near the Arctic, in actual fact.

US astronauts have played basketball on the moon.

You said that was false, and it is of course false.

Although they have hit a golf ball.

A sampan is a type of wok. You said that was false because

you thought it was a boat. And it is false, and you're right.

It is a type of Chinese flat-bottomed boat.

And a Marie-Rose sauce is made from ketchup and mayo.

You said that was true, and it is of course true.

Occasionally lemon juice is put on it, sometimes paprika,

but the main ingredients are ketchup and mayo.

That's a fantastic start, Cliff, and as a result

of that perfect performance,

you've made winning the prize fund a lot easier.

This is your final board appearing.

These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

And here are your final round categories.

Now, because you won that round,

you've earned the right to choose two categories to add to the board.

Which two would you like to play in the final?

I would like Cookery and Chemistry.

Cookery goes across, and Chemistry.

Very well done. Usual Suspects, you didn't get a look in there.

But you might do, in the next round see you in Round 2,

but in the meantime, I'm going to switch you off. Cheerio.

And away they go. Cliff, now, with the Usual Suspects gone,

look at those categories. Which two are you desperate to avoid?

-DIY. I'm famously bad at DIY, so I don't think I want that.

-Me too!

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And I've seen a few Carry On films

but not so many that I'd be comfortable with that.

And the next two that you'll be choosing?

Trees, I'm pretty good on trees, and fruit, probably.

All right, Cliff, you made a great start to the game.

We'll try and ride that wave on, and get on with it, shall we?

-OK.

-Let's play Round 2.

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Your 45 seconds start now.

-I think he was assassinated in Mexico, so that's false.

-False.

-That's true.

-True.

-True.

-True. And finally.

I don't believe that's true.

I'm prepared to believe it's true, but I'm going to say false.

False. And again, you've answered all four.

You didn't even spend a long time thinking about that.

You just sort of went for it.

Yeah, again, without much conviction, I tried to imagine, but I'm not

a touch typist, so I thought, it's just a guess.

OK, before we reveal how well you've done,

time to bring back those Usual Suspects again.

So, Usual Suspects, these were the four statements

and next to them are Cliff's answers. What do you think, Karen?

I don't think he's got Perfection this time,

I think there's one wrong, possibly two, that he's got incorrect.

-Which ones?

-I think it's C and D.

Oliver, what do you think of those answers?

I agree with Karen, I'm afraid. Yes, he's broken his 100 % record.

All right, Cliff, the moment of truth.

Let's find out how many you got correct.

Three out of four's not bad, but it's not quite Perfection,

which means you've let your enemies into the game.

Usual Suspects, can you steal the round?

You can see Cliff's answers, you need to change one of them,

but only one, and which one?

I thought the bottom was Z, X, C, the then B, N, M,

So, definitely C.

Yeah, we've all agreed that, C, we want to change from true to false.

C changes from true to false,

leaving A, B and D as answered by Cliff.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

Leon Trotsky was assassinated in Hungary. Is that true or false?

It is false, and as you said, Cliff,

he was actually assassinated in Mexico.

A Knickerbocker Glory is an ice cream sundae. True or false?

Yes, it's true.

On a standard QWERTY keyboard, B is between C and V -

is that true or false?

Yep, it is false, as you answered, Usual Suspects.

It is to the right of both C and V.

Dogs bark with regional accents. Is that true or false?

It's false. Congratulations Usual Suspects,

-you have achieved Perfection.

-APPLAUSE

There is no evidence that dogs bark with regional accents.

Oh, dear, Cliff, the Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed.

And they've stolen the round from you.

Usual Suspects, you now have the opportunity

to make Cliff's chances of winning

the prize fund of £2,000 a little harder.

Let's see the final board.

The first two categories for the final were chosen by Cliff

but, Usual Suspects, because you won that round,

you've earned the right to choose the next two.

So, which ones would you like?

We can't really give him Fruit, if he's given himself Cookery.

And with Chemistry I'm thinking, Trees,

possibly not, because that's biology, or science.

Comic Books, maybe, probably...

Yeah. Shall we put Films across?

-Yeah, I think Films will be good.

-Films, please, Nick.

Films goes in. One more.

Opera's quite specialist.

All right, Opera then as well, please, Nick.

Opera goes into the final round, and congratulations, Usual Suspects,

you won the second round, we'll see you in Round 3.

What do you make of those? Films?

Yeah, OK. It depends very much, obviously, on the question.

-Opera?

-I'm not an opera fan,

but I know various facts about operas, who wrote them.

It's interesting that your next two choices would be Trees and Fruit,

and they picked them out as ones

-that they don't want to pick for you.

-Yes.

-Ready to carry on?

-Yes.

-Let's play Round 3.

APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds start now.

Never heard that. Bad manners, but I'd say false.

False.

Didn't think it was. It was Olivia or something, so I'd say false.

False.

He did, I think, so that's true.

True. And finally.

I believe that is correct, so true.

True. And again, you've answered all four. You're very decisive.

Even when I'm wrong, yes!

Anything worrying you now?

A is a guess, B is a guess.

I'm pretty sure on C and D, but...

Before we reveal how well you've done,

time to bring back those Usual Suspects.

So, Usual Suspects, these are the four statements

and next to them are Cliff's answers. Oliver, is that Perfection?

It looks like it to me.

Interesting. Danny, what do you make of those answers?

I think probably A, it probably is bad luck,

you'd probably get kicked out if you did.

Interesting. Karen?

I'm not too sure about C now. I know Martin Offiah played rugby league,

but I'm not sure whether Rugby League is Great Britain,

so I'm not too sure on C.

Cliff, the moment of truth. Let's see how many are correct.

It's another good round, but it's not Perfection again.

So, you've let your enemies, the Usual Suspects, into the game.

Can you steal the round?

You can see Cliff's answers, you need to change one - which one?

The Rugby Union has definitely got a British Lions.

There isn't really... Scotland don't play rugby league,

Wales do play rugby league, Ireland don't play rugby league,

so, why would there be a Great Britain rugby league team?

I'm not a rugby person, so I really don't know.

My reasoning, I think, is proper,

so I think I'm going to change C from true to false, please, Nick.

C Changes from true to false,

leaving A, B and D as answered by Cliff.

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

It is considered bad luck to whistle in a theatre. True or false?

It's true. Danny was right.

That was the one you needed to change.

So, Usual Suspects, you haven't stolen the round from Cliff.

And you failed to achieve Perfection.

But, can you still achieve Perfection at home?

Let's go through the rest of those statements.

Lady Chatterley's Christian name was Virginia. True or false?

Yes, it is false. It was Constance.

Martin Offiah played rugby league for Great Britain, true or false?

True. The capital of San Marino is San Marino. Is that true or false?

Yes, that is true. Well, you had your chance, Usual Suspects,

but you didn't achieve Perfection.

So, if you had have done it, you would now have the opportunity

to make Cliff's chances of winning the prize fund

much harder in the final.

Let's take a look at that final board.

It's a bit even-Steven at the moment, having chosen two each,

so what do we do now?

We've got two blank spaces still to be filled, fill those spaces,

you're going to take it in turns to choose a category.

So, Cliff, as the single player, you get to choose first.

-Which category would you like to add?

-Trees, please, Nick.

Trees goes into the final. Usual Suspects, choose a category, please.

Comic Books might be a good one.

We'll take Comic Books over, please, Nick.

Comic Books goes into the final as well.

We now know our six final categories. They are:

Usual Suspects, it's time to switch you off for the final time.

Well, you got Trees, which is good, Comic Books?

No, not a good category for me.

Well, it should be a decent enough final, shouldn't it?

-You've chosen three of the six, in with a chance.

-Yeah, I hope so.

Cliff, for £2,000, it's time to play the final.

APPLAUSE

Cliff, this is the all-important final.

If you achieve Perfection, you could leave with a prize of £2,000.

If you fail, you leave with nothing,

which would be great news for the Usual Suspects

as one of them could be playing for a rollover

of £3,000 on the next game.

So, let's play the final round.

APPLAUSE

Cliff, here are your final six categories:

You must answer all six statements correctly

if you want to win the £2,000.

Think carefully, there's no time limit,

but once you've given an answer, your first answer,

it will be locked in. Do you understand?

-Yes, I do..

-OK, let's reveal your first statement.

Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false. Cookery.

Now, that's false. It's made with lamb.

False.

Chemistry.

A litmus test, red for acid, blue for alkaline, so that's true.

True. Films.

I've never seen the film, it's not one that I fancied,

but I do believe it was made in the 1990s, so that's true.

True. Opera.

Something in my head is telling me it might be set in the Hebrides.

I'm not sure. It's not an opera I know.

And I might be thinking of, like,

Mendelssohn's Hebrides or something when I say that,

so this is a tricky one for me. I'd say false.

False. Trees.

They do indeed. That's what coniferous means, cone-producing,

so that is true.

True.

Comic books.

I have no idea. I know who Wolverine is, I think,

possibly, one of the X-Men, I may even have that wrong,

I have no idea what the alter ego is, so a pure guess on my part.

I'm going to say false.

False, and with that, you've answered all the statements

and they are locked in, and remember,

if there is one single mistake, you leave with nothing.

Which ones are you unsure of?

D and F.

-D and F are the two that are worrying you?

-Yeah.

Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they have to say.

Usual Suspects, you can now see

the final six statements and Cliff's answers.

Cliff, your answers are now locked in.

You can't change them by yourself.

But, if you think you made a mistake,

you can unlock them with the help of the Usual Suspects.

This will, however, come at a cost.

-Cliff, who would you to hear from first?

-Oliver.

All of the ones that I know, you seem to have got correct.

So, I'm afraid I can't help you any further. But, good luck.

Thank you. Karen? What's your opinion?

I think you've got one wrong on there.

I would possibly be willing to come down for £1,500

and tell you which one it is, and correct it.

Let me come back to you. Danny, what do you think?

How confident are you, Cliff?

I'm confident on four of them.

I can see three that you've got right.

But I'm not confident on the other three.

I'll have to pass this one.

Karen, if I can come back to you, you're saying that I have one wrong.

How confident are you that I have one wrong?

-Fairly confident.

-I'd split maybe 1,000.

-No, it's not worth my while. I'm ruling myself out.

-OK.

Negotiations are at a close, it would appear.

Cliff, none of the Usual Suspects want to help.

So, you're on your own. £2,000 at stake.

Six answers away, let's find out if you've achieved Perfection.

Karen, which one did you think was wrong?

I actually don't think any were wrong.

Really?! That's interesting.

-So you were just coming down to get some of the cash.

-Yeah.

Well, well, well, how interesting.

But you weren't prepared to come down for less than 1,500.

Well, that's it. Everything's got a price on it!

How would you have felt if she had come down

and taken 1,500 of your 2,000, to tell you that you were right?

Pretty badly!

-You would have been pretty miffed, wouldn't you?

-I would be.

All right, let's take a look, shall we?

Let's start at the top and make our way through.

A navarin stew is made with veal.

You said this was false because you thought it was made with lamb.

We need this to turn red to get off to a good start.

Is it true or false?

It is false. Very good.

And it is made with lamb.

A litmus test is a test for chemical acidity.

You said this was true.

You need this to turn green. Is it true or false?

It is true, very good.

APPLAUSE

A third of the way there. And now, we go into the subjects

chosen for you by the Usual Suspects.

And they chose Film. So, Forrest Gump was made in the 1990s?

Not a film you've seen.

But, you felt that it probably was made in the 1990s.

So you went with true. If you're right and this turns green,

you're half way to the money.

Forrest Gump was made in the 1990s. You said true. Is it true or false?

It is true. Very good.

APPLAUSE

1994, it was made.

Then we come onto, well, D,

which is one of the two that you said you were uncomfortable with,

D and F were the two that you didn't like.

So, let's hop over onto E, which was a subject category

you chose for yourself.

Trees - coniferous trees produce cones.

You said this was true. That's what coniferous means.

So, it should turn green. Is it true or false?

Yes, it is true, very good.

APPLAUSE

Four out of four. So let's go back to Opera.

You said that you didn't mind opera so much.

Bizet's The Pearl Fishers is set in Scotland.

You had a think about that and decided that it must be false.

There's not a great deal of pearl fishing going on in Scotland.

You need this to turn red.

If it does, you're only one away from the £2,000.

If it goes green, the money rolls over for the Usual Suspects.

Bizet's The Pearl Fishers is set in Scotland. True or false?

It is false!

APPLAUSE

Set in ancient Ceylon. Sri Lanka, of course, it's called these days.

Well, we come down to this last one.

Scott Summers is the alter ego of Wolverine.

-This was a bit of a guess, really, wasn't it?

-Yes.

-We're about to find out whether you lucked in.

-Yes, let's see.

You answered false, so you need this to turn red.

If it does, you will go out of here with £2,000.

If it turns green, you've fallen at the final hurdle

and the money rolls over for the Usual Suspects.

So, Scott Summers is the alter ego of Wolverine. Is it true or false?

For £2,000.

It's false! Congratulations!

-You've achieved Perfection and won £2,000.

-Thank you.

APPLAUSE

I'm very pleased.

-You must be chuffed to bits!

-I'm very chuffed. Yes.

Lovely, OK. Scott Summers, by the way, let's clear that up,

-Scott Summers is Cyclops.

-Oh!

It doesn't mean anything to you. It doesn't matter to you,

because the point is that you actually won the money.

That's terrible news, I'm afraid, for you, Usual Suspects,

the prize fund has been won,

so we reset the total to £1,000 on our next game.

Congratulations to you, Cliff.

You only played two games,

one as a Usual Suspect, one as a player down here.

-You walk away with £2,000.

-Thanks very much.

Not a bad afternoon's work, that!

Congratulations. Let's hear it for Cliff, everyone!

APPLAUSE

That's all we have time for. Join us next time,

when our Usual Suspects have the chance to play again,

this time for £1,000, but remember, on this show, it may be tough,

but we will pay for absolute Perfection. Goodbye.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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