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Welcome to the quiz show that demands nothing less than perfection.

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Behind me are four contestants who'll be hoping their knowledge is flawless.

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Because one single mistake could give the game away.

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This is Perfection.

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APPLAUSE

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Hello. Welcome to Perfection, the quiz show where only perfect play is good enough.

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Behind me are the contestants. We call them the Usual Suspects.

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They're in our isolation room.

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In a moment, we'll find out which of them has been randomly selected

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to join me here and play Perfection.

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They will then face a series of true or false statements.

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For example, if I said...

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..would you say that's true or false?

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Well, if you'd said true,

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I can tell you you'd be right.

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Answering true or false might seem easy,

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but if the contestant gets a single answer wrong,

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their opponents, the Usual Suspects, will be allowed into the game to capitalise on their mistakes.

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So, you know how the game works. Let's meet the Usual Suspects.

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Hi, I'm Stuart. I'm from Hertfordshire and I'm a data analyst.

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This is my first game.

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Hello. I'm Rosemary. I'm from Bracknell, I'm a teacher, and this is my first game.

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Hi, I'm Damian. I'm from Bingley.

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I'm an office manager, and this is my third game.

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Hi. I'm Cleve. I'm from Leeds, I'm a musician, and this is my fourth game.

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Welcome to you all. Best of luck, as we now find out

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which one of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

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Stuart, it's you. Please come and join me.

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Stuart, welcome to the game. Thank you.

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We heard about your profession, but being a parent, your profession is mostly taxi driver! Yes!

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Running around your daughter.

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And son. Both do swimming and play music,

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so it's on the go all the time.

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I hope you have fun here playing the game.

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It's you versus the Usual Suspects. They were your team-mates, now your enemies.

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Their job is to stop you winning the prize fund.

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Your failure means the prize money rolls over to the next game

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where one of them could be playing for a bigger total.

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Every game on Perfection is worth ?1,000.

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Here's the good news. Because no-one has won the last nine games,

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the prize fund currently stands at ?10,000.

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It's a really big chunk of money, isn't it? Yes. I could do a lot with that.

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If you were to leave here with that ?10,000, would it make a difference?

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A big difference, yes. I could take my son on holiday. He missed it last year.

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Buy him a car, cos he's just turned 17.

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Car, bit of a holiday. There's still plenty there, with ?10,000.

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Any other thoughts? I'm sure my daughter will have spent half of it already!

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That's it, isn't it? The moment you win, they'll be spending it straight away!

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Here's how the game works. You'll play three rounds and a final.

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Every round that you achieve perfection will make the final easier for you.

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However, if your performance is anything less than perfect, the Usual Suspects can step in

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and steal the round, making it much harder for you in that final.

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More of that later. Usual Suspects, we'll switch you off for now so you can't see or hear anything.

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While they're like this, you can talk through your answers without giving away vital knowledge.

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OK? Yep. Each round consists of four true or false statements.

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You'll answer against the clock. You only have 45 seconds

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and your first answer will be locked in.

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OK. Are you ready? I'm ready.

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Then let's play Perfection.

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Round One. Your 45 seconds starts now.

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Ooh. I don't think he did.

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I'm going to say false. False.

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I've been to New York. I believe that's false, as well. False.

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True. True.

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I think that's true, as well.

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True. And with time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

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How was that? Not bad, not bad. Couple of guesses.

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All right. But in with a chance. Yes.

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Before we reveal how well you've done, let's bring back the Usual Suspects.

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So, here are the four statements, with Stuart's answers.

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Cleve, has he achieved perfection?

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Eric Clapton, whether he married her or not, but I'd lean towards that being true.

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OK. Damian, what do you think?

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I agree with that. Pattie, I can't remember the surname,

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but I think he did actually marry her.

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So I think A is true. Rosemary, can you see anything wrong with those answers?

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I'm not too sure about C.

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I've not heard of an arugula for a turnip.

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OK. Stuart, the moment of truth. You need to have answered all four perfectly to win the round.

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Let's find out how many are correct.

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Just one out of four. Certainly not perfection. Not even 50/50 in a 50/50 game.

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You've let your enemies, the Usual Suspects, into the game.

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Usual Suspects, can you steal the round?

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You can see Stuart's answers. You need to change three - but which three?

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I'm pretty sure that B is right. Let's change A, B and C.

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Yes. Yeah? Happy?

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Nick, we'd like to change A, B and C.

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Usual Suspects, let's see what the correct answers are.

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If a statement turns green, it's true. If it turns red, it's false.

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True, absolutely true.

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Pattie Boyd. New York State is on the US border with Canada.

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It's the American name for rocket.

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True. Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

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Stuart, they succeeded where you failed and have stolen the round.

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Usual Suspects, an opportunity to make Stuart's chances of winning the prize fund much harder.

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Here's how. Stuart, this is your final board.

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These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

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Here are your final round category options.

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If you'd won that round,

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you could have added two categories of your choice to the board.

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But because the Usual Suspects stole the round from you,

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they choose two categories, hoping to make the final harder for you.

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Usual Suspects, which two would you like Stuart to play?

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How about if we put The Brontes in?

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Yeah. Right, OK. We need to choose one more.

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What about UK Peaks and The Brontes?

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Shall we go with that? OK. Yeah.

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Cleve?

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We're going to go with The Brontes and UK Peaks.

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Well done, Usual Suspects, you've won the first round. We'll see you in Round Two.

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They had a good think about that. They came up with The Brontes.

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How's that? Terrible!

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And UK Peaks? That's not too bad.

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I've done the Three Peaks Challenge, so hopefully it'll be one of them.

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All right. Take a look at the options on the left there.

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Pick two you'd like to avoid.

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Opera Stars. Right. And probably Morse, as well.

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And two you'd choose, given the chance?

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DIY Equipment and I think I'd go for Alter Egos.

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Well, it's only the first round. Two more rounds to find perfection and choose your own categories.

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Let's play Round Two.

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Your 45 seconds start now.

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I think that's false.

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Liam Payne? I think that's false, as well.

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Liam Payne? I think that's false, as well.

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They're famous for tailors, so false.

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Yes, I think he did. That's true.

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With time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

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How was that? Better than the first one.

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Before we see how well you've done, let's bring back the Usual Suspects.

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Usual Suspects, these are the four statements with Stuart's answers.

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Damian, has he achieved perfection?

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No. I'm sure there is a Liam in One Direction,

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so B is true. Rosemary, what do you think?

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I'm not sure about D, Nick. I'm not sure Pete Sampras has won all four.

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Cleve, what do you make of those answers?

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I'll take a random guess and say he's got them right.

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Right, Stuart, the moment of truth. Let's see how many are correct.

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Two out of four. An improvement on the first round! Getting better!

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Heading in the right direction! Yes. But not enough to keep the Usual Suspects out.

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They have a chance to steal the round.

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You can see Stuart's answers. You need to change two. Which two?

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I would say A and C are definitely correctly answered.

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B and D, then. B and D. B and D.

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I'm going to take some wisdom from my colleagues

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and we're going to go with B and D, sir.

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Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

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There has never been a Siegfried as King of Scotland.

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Yes, it's very well known for its tailors and suits, obviously.

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It's false. Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

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Pete Sampras never won the French Open. He could never get his hands on it.

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Oh, dear, Stuart. The Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed

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and they've stolen the round.

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Usual Suspects, you have the opportunity to make Stuart's chances of winning the prize fund

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of ?10,000 that we're playing for here at the moment,

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and you're going to make it harder for him to win.

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Let's see the final board.

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Two categories on there, chosen by the Usual Suspects.

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And because you won that round, you get to choose the next two, Usual Suspects.

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Which two would you like?

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What I'm willing to do, cos you two answered correctly,

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I'm willing to say to you two, why don't you take one each?

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Rosemary? I'll have a go with Nautical Terms. Nautical Terms.

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I'll go for Monsters. Monsters.

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Nick, we've agreed we're going to go for Monsters and Nautical Terms.

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Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You've won the second round and the first.

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Time to switch you off and we'll see you in Round Three.

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What do you make of those, then? Monsters? Not too bad. Not too bad.

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Nautical Terms? I quite like Nautical Terms. Do you?

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I used to sail a little bit, so... Well, that's going to help, isn't it?

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Depends what the term is! That's true, as well.

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OK. Pressing on. You still have one more chance to get perfection and choose the last two categories.

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This might be the one, yes? Yes. OK. Let's play Round Three.

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Your 45 seconds starts now.

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That, I don't know,

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so I'm going to say false.

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That's false.

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A male sheep is a ram, so that's false.

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I think that's true.

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But I don't know why!

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Good use of time to have a think at the end. How was that?

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Not a bad one, but one or two not so sure.

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Before we reveal how well you've done, let's bring back the Usual Suspects.

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Usual Suspects, these are the four statements

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and next to them, Stuart's answers.

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Rosemary, is that the perfect board before you?

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I'd be dubious about D being true.

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Damian? Three out of four.

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I agree, I think D is wrong. But the others are good.

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Cleve? I'd have gone B as being the wrong one, but I'm guessing.

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Stuart, the moment of truth. You need to have answered all four perfectly to win the round.

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How many are correct?

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Just one out of four!

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Unfortunately, it's not perfection, and the Usual Suspects are back in the game.

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Can you steal this round? You can see Stuart's answers.

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You need to change three. Which three?

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It's A, C, D.

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You think it's A, C, D? It's got to be.

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A, C, D. Cos Cheryl Cole's maiden name wasn't Fergison.

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So A, C and D are wrong. Yep.

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A, C and D.

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Nick, we're going to go A, C and D.

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Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

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It's the site of the old Millbank Prison.

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It's Tweedy.

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There you go, Damian. You remember now.

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You know where this is going, Usual Suspects?

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Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

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Howard Carter discovered Tutankhamun's tomb.

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Stuart, the Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed

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and they've stolen the round.

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Usual Suspects, you can now make Stuart's chances of winning the prize fund that much harder.

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Let's see the final board.

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Because you won the round, you've earned the right to choose the last two subject categories.

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You've chosen the first four. Which two would you like Stuart to play in the final?

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Believe it or not, we'll go for FIFA,

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because it's more than just football.

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It's world football. Is FIFA going in?

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Yeah, I'll go for FIFA, one, and?

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FIFA goes in. What about you, Rosemary?

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Um... I'd like to see Alter Egos on there.

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OK. Shall we go with that?

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Alter Egos seems to be the popular opinion.

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Alter Egos goes in.

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We now know our six final categories. They are...

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OK, guys, time to switch you off for the final time.

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Alter Egos is a good result. You fancied that one.

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How's your football? Not so good.

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Not world football, anyway.

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Well, Stuart, you're in with a chance.

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It's a tough board, because all the subjects have been set by them.

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But it's not impossible. We've seen it done before.

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For ?10,000, it's time to play the final.

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This is the all-important final. If you achieve perfection,

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you could be moments away from leaving with ?10,000.

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If you fail, you leave with nothing,

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which would be great news for the Usual Suspects as one of them could be playing for ?11,000

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on the next game. Let's play the final round.

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Stuart, here are your final six categories.

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You must answer all six statements correctly

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if you want to win the ?10,000.

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Think carefully. There's no time limit, but your first answer will be locked in.

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Are you ready? I'm ready. Let's reveal your first statement.

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Do you believe it to be true or false?

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The Brontes.

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I don't think she was. I'm going to say false.

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That's not one of the peaks that I've climbed up, so...

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I'm going to say true.

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I've never heard of the gila monster.

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So I'm going to say false.

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False. Nautical Terms.

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I'm going to go for true, on that,

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solely because it's on Pirates of the Caribbean!

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True. FIFA.

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I'm going to say false.

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The men's World Cup is every four years, so they should be, as well.

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False. Finally, Alter Egos.

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False, I think.

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And with that, Stuart, those answers are locked in.

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One mistake, you leave with nothing. Which are you worried about?

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Most of them! Most of them. Do you think you'll need some help?

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Depends, I suppose, what they say. Yeah, it depends what they say.

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Let's switch on the Usual Suspects.

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Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements with Stuart's answers.

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Your answers are locked in and you can't change them by yourself.

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But you can change them with the help of the Usual Suspects, if you think you've made a mistake.

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This will, however, come at a cost.

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Usual Suspects, I'm going to ask you to tell me how well Stuart has done,

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if you want to help, and how much it will cost him.

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Who would you like to hear from first?

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I'll start with Damian.

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I think you've got two wrong.

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But I'm not sure myself,

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so on this occasion, sadly, I'm not going to come down.

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Damian's declaring himself out.

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?10,000 is the prize fund you have to play with here.

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Who next?

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I'll hear from Cleve, next, please.

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I'm really sorry, pal. I would like to help, but I don't think I would be of help to you,

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so I'll have to say that I won't come down to help.

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Cleve's declared himself out.

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Rosemary? There are too many, I think, that I am uncertain of,

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really, to help at this point.

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You're declaring yourself out?

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I am. None of our Usual Suspects are willing to help.

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So it's down to you. You're on your own. ?10,000 at stake, six answers away.

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Let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

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There's a lot of money riding on this.

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?10,000. What were you going to spend the money on, before we get started?

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My family, mainly. Buying a car and getting it insured.

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What's your son's name? George. George.

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So this is all for George. Good luck. Let's start at the top and make our way through.

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Emily was the youngest of the Bronte sisters.

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You had a think about this and said you thought that wasn't right. So you went with false.

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We'd like this to turn red for you to get you off to a good start.

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Is it true or false?

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Anne was the youngest of the Bronte sisters.

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Pressing on, you said you knew about the mountains and things.

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So when this came up, you were quite pleased.

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Cross Fell is in the Pennines.

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You thought this was true.

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We need this to turn green. Is it true or false?

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It is true. Very well done.

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It's the highest peak in the Pennines.

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The gila monster was killed by Sir Lancelot.

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You said this was false. If you're right and this turns red,

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you are half way to the ?10,000

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on your own and without the help of the Usual Suspects.

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It's actually a lizard that lives in California and Mexico.

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OK. So, half way there. How are you feeling at the moment?

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Nervous. I'm not at all surprised.

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?10,000 is a lot of money. How are you feeling, Usual Suspects?

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Nervous that the money's going to go? Yeah! Now!

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Still a long way to go, obviously.

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Not something that's used in everyday English.

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It was in the subject Nautical Terms.

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You've done a bit of sailing,

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but it was probably your knowledge of Pirates of the Caribbean

0:20:270:20:31

where you'd heard this used as an order to stop doing something.

0:20:310:20:34

So you said this was true.

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Could you be right?

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"Avast" is an order to stop doing something. Is that true or false?

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We've got ourselves an interesting position here. Four out of six.

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And given that all the subjects were chosen for you by the Usual Suspects,

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you could walk away happy with that.

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But I've a feeling you'd walk away happier if you were walking away with ?10,000!

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Let's see if we can get you any closer.

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The FIFA Women's World Cup occurs every three years.

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You thought why should it be any different to the men's World Cup.

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Yep. So probably four years. You said this was false.

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If this turns red, you're just one away from the ?10,000.

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You need this to turn red. Is it true or false?

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And you're quite right. It is every four years.

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So, this is the key one, really.

0:21:390:21:41

I'm not sure about it, though!

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Well,

0:21:430:21:44

is George going to get his car? Or isn't he?

0:21:440:21:48

Lee Nelson is a character played by Leigh Francis.

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You thought about this and went with false.

0:21:520:21:54

If it turns red,

0:21:540:21:56

you've won ?10,000.

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?10,000!

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If it turns green, you came real close, but the money rolls over for the Usual Suspects.

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It all rests on this last statement.

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Lee Nelson is a character played by Leigh Francis.

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You said this was false. Yeah.

0:22:140:22:17

You need this to turn red.

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Is it true or false,

0:22:200:22:23

for ?10,000.

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It's false!

0:22:360:22:37

Stuart, you have achieved perfection! You have won ?10,000!

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Brilliant! Thank you very much!

0:22:420:22:44

Wow! ?10,000!

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Wow!

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That's not a bad afternoon's work, is it? Good! Very good!

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Mind you, you're not going to see much of it,

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but George is doing laps of the living room at the moment! I know!

0:22:530:22:57

He knows he's getting a car. Wow!

0:22:570:22:59

Let's deal with that last one.

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Lee Nelson was a character played and created by Simon Brodkin.

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Leigh Francis played and created Keith Lemon and Avid Merrion.

0:23:050:23:11

So, what an extraordinary game you played! Amazing!

0:23:110:23:14

Has it sunk in yet? No! ?10,000.

0:23:140:23:16

You're going home with ?10,000.

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Usual Suspects, bad news for you. We reset the prize fund to ?1,000.

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But you have to say...

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APPLAUSE

0:23:250:23:27

..up against it, he played a very good game, didn't he?

0:23:270:23:30

He was excellent. Considering he didn't have any choice in the subject matters,

0:23:300:23:35

he deserves every penny of that for what he done.

0:23:350:23:37

Congratulations, Stuart. You have achieved perfection.

0:23:370:23:41

You go home with ?10,000.

0:23:410:23:43

Let's hear it for Stuart, everybody.

0:23:430:23:45

It's now time to meet our next Usual Suspect hoping to play Perfection today.

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New Usual Suspect, please introduce yourself.

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Hi. I'm Jonny from Twickenham and I'm a media planner.

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Best of luck to all of you as we now find out which of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

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Cleve, it's you. Please come down and join me.

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Cleve, welcome to the game. Thank you.

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You go under a nickname, "The Reverend Chunky", is that right?

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I do. In a former life I was a church minister

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and when I went to play with a blues band,

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they were struggling with what to call me

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and I used to be slightly bigger than I am now,

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and obviously coming from a ministerial background, I was an ordained minister,

0:24:300:24:35

they referred to me affectionately as Reverend Chunky and it's never left!

0:24:350:24:39

One I'll certainly not forget, that's for sure!

0:24:390:24:41

OK, Cleve, it's now you versus the Usual Suspects.

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For a long time they were your team-mates, now they're your enemies.

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Every game on Perfection is worth ?1,000.

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Unfortunately for you, the previous game was won,

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so the prize fund is re-set to ?1,000.

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APPLAUSE

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Come and play a quiz show, go home with ?1,000.

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It would be fantastic.

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The car failed its MOT on the very day I travelled up here.

0:25:030:25:06

Is that right? So I do know where it's allocated already!

0:25:060:25:09

It would be nice to go home with it.

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Three rounds and a final to come.

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Usual Suspects, we'll switch you off for now so you can't see or hear anything,

0:25:130:25:16

but as soon as Cleve makes a mistake, you'll be back in the game.

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Cleve, now you can talk through your answers without giving away any vital knowledge. Yep. No problem.

0:25:180:25:24

Shall we get started? Absolutely. Let's play Perfection.

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Round One. Your 45 seconds start now.

0:25:300:25:33

That's true.

0:25:370:25:38

James Cook. True.

0:25:440:25:46

I believe that's true.

0:25:530:25:54

I think that's false.

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With time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

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How does that feel? Comfortable.

0:26:060:26:09

There's one I'm slightly unsure of, but I'll go with it.

0:26:090:26:12

Before we reveal how well you've done, let's bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:26:120:26:16

These were the four statements, with Cleve's answers.

0:26:160:26:18

Damian, has he achieved perfection?

0:26:180:26:20

He's bang on the money. That is perfection.

0:26:200:26:23

Rosemary, can you see anything wrong?

0:26:230:26:25

I think C might be wrong. Jonny, can you see anything wrong with those answers?

0:26:250:26:30

I don't recall Anne Hathaway winning an Oscar in 2013.

0:26:300:26:33

So maybe three out of four. OK, then. Cleve, the moment of truth.

0:26:330:26:36

They've got mixed ideas about how you've done.

0:26:360:26:38

You need to have answered all four perfectly to win the round. How many are correct?

0:26:380:26:42

Three out of four's not bad, but it's not perfection.

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Unfortunately, you've let your enemies, the Usual Suspects, into the game.

0:26:500:26:55

Can you steal the round? You can see Cleve's answers.

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You only need to change one, but which one?

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Anne Hathaway, did she not win Best Supporting Actress?

0:27:000:27:03

For Les Miserables? I think she won one, yes. It's got to be Chad.

0:27:030:27:07

I think so. I'm happy to go with that.

0:27:070:27:09

Yeah?

0:27:090:27:10

Nick, can we change C from true to false, please?

0:27:100:27:14

C changes from true to false, leaving A, B and D as answered by Cleve.

0:27:140:27:18

Usual Suspects, let's see what the correct answers are.

0:27:180:27:20

If a statement turns green, it's true, if it turns red, it's false.

0:27:200:27:23

It is true, for her performance in Les Miserables. Absolutely right.

0:27:290:27:33

This is the key one.

0:27:410:27:43

It's false. Chad is landlocked.

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It's false. Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

0:27:540:27:57

David Cameron was born in 1966.

0:28:020:28:04

Cleve, they succeeded where you failed and they've stolen the round.

0:28:040:28:08

Usual Suspects, you have the opportunity to make Cleve's chances of winning the prize fund harder.

0:28:080:28:14

Here's how. Cleve, appearing before you is your final board.

0:28:140:28:17

These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

0:28:170:28:20

Here are your final round category options.

0:28:200:28:23

Because the Usual Suspects stole the round from you,

0:28:280:28:30

they choose the two categories, hoping to make the final harder.

0:28:300:28:33

Which two would you like, Usual Suspects?

0:28:330:28:35

What do you think? Merlin seems pretty obscure? Yeah.

0:28:350:28:38

But is it the TV programme?

0:28:380:28:40

I don't think Cleve watches Merlin!

0:28:400:28:43

Japan and Horse Racing? Japan and Horse Racing.

0:28:430:28:46

Japan and Horse Racing, Nick, please.

0:28:460:28:49

Well done, Usual Suspects. You've won the first round.

0:28:510:28:54

Time to switch you off. We'll see you in Round Two.

0:28:540:28:57

Know much about Japan? As much as I read or see on the news.

0:28:580:29:03

Yeah. They seemed to think you wouldn't have an interest in horse racing.

0:29:030:29:07

As part of my 50th birthday celebrations, I had a gamble this year!

0:29:070:29:10

So you might know a bit about that.

0:29:100:29:12

Looking at the list, Cleve, which two would you be keen to avoid?

0:29:120:29:15

Tell you what seems a little obscure, Objects.

0:29:150:29:18

I've no idea what that could possibly be!

0:29:180:29:21

I would probably say, even though I'm a musician,

0:29:210:29:26

Rihanna, cos I don't really know a lot about her.

0:29:260:29:28

Pick two you'd be keen to pick first time off.

0:29:280:29:31

Merlin and probably History.

0:29:310:29:34

Merlin and History. They thought you wouldn't know anything about Merlin

0:29:340:29:37

and you're happy with that. They almost did you a favour.

0:29:370:29:40

I've watched every part of those re-runs on BBC iPlayer

0:29:400:29:44

since the Lord knows when!

0:29:440:29:46

OK. Oh, yes.

0:29:460:29:47

Cleve, it's only the first round. Still two more rounds to find perfection and choose your own.

0:29:470:29:51

If you're ready, let's play Round Two.

0:29:510:29:54

Your 45 seconds start now.

0:29:570:29:59

That is definitely false.

0:30:050:30:06

I like the name of it, so I'll go true.

0:30:150:30:18

False, I think that is.

0:30:230:30:26

I'm guessing randomly here

0:30:330:30:35

and I'll go false.

0:30:350:30:37

With a little time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

0:30:370:30:40

What did you think of that round?

0:30:400:30:42

Two I took a random stab in the dark at.

0:30:420:30:45

One I'm pretty certain of, and the other half certain.

0:30:450:30:47

Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:30:470:30:51

These are the four statements with Cleve's answers.

0:30:510:30:54

Rosemary, has he achieved perfection?

0:30:540:30:56

I believe C is true.

0:30:560:31:00

Jonny, can you see anything wrong here?

0:31:000:31:02

I agree with Rosemary. Agatha Christie definitely wrote the Poirot books.

0:31:020:31:05

Damian, are you of one mind up there?

0:31:050:31:07

Yes, definitely. They all think you might have made a mistake, Cleve.

0:31:070:31:11

The moment of truth. How many are correct?

0:31:110:31:13

Two out of four in a 50/50 game is an average score.

0:31:170:31:21

You haven't achieved perfection. The Usual Suspects are in the game again.

0:31:210:31:26

You need to change two of those answers. Which two?

0:31:260:31:29

I think D is true.

0:31:290:31:30

D is true and C is true, are we saying? Yeah, change C and D.

0:31:300:31:34

Could we change C from false to true

0:31:340:31:37

and D from false to true, please.

0:31:370:31:39

Usual Suspects, let's see what the correct answers are.

0:31:450:31:47

That's false. He hasn't retired at all.

0:31:530:31:55

He left for Newcastle Falcons in 2009

0:31:550:31:58

but he then joined Toulon in the French league.

0:31:580:32:01

You said it sounded right, Cleve. Absolutely right.

0:32:060:32:08

Agatha Christie wrote the Hercule Poirot books. True or false?

0:32:080:32:11

Yep, that's true.

0:32:130:32:15

That's true, as well.

0:32:180:32:19

Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

0:32:190:32:22

Oh, dear. Cleve, the Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed and have stolen the round.

0:32:270:32:31

You have the opportunity to make Cleve's chances of winning the prize fund a little bit harder.

0:32:310:32:36

Let's see the final board,

0:32:360:32:37

occupied as it is by two subject categories chosen by the Usual Suspects.

0:32:370:32:41

Because you won that round, you've earned the right to choose the next two as well.

0:32:410:32:46

Choose away.

0:32:460:32:47

Books. That's so open.

0:32:470:32:49

Yeah, and Poultry. That's niche! Poultry!

0:32:490:32:51

OK. Books and Poultry? Books and Poultry.

0:32:530:32:55

Books and Poultry, please, Nick.

0:32:550:32:57

Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you've won the second round.

0:33:010:33:04

Time to switch you off, but we'll see you in Round Three.

0:33:040:33:07

Away they go. They're right, Books is a very broad category.

0:33:070:33:12

Poultry? Well... I love cooking. You might be in with a chance there.

0:33:120:33:17

OK, Cleve, with the Usual Suspects gone, it's time to press on.

0:33:170:33:20

You have one more chance to get perfection and choose the last two categories.

0:33:200:33:24

If you're ready... Sure. Let's play Round Three.

0:33:240:33:27

Your 45 seconds starts now.

0:33:300:33:32

Wow.

0:33:360:33:37

True.

0:33:390:33:40

I'm going to go false.

0:33:490:33:50

It's a random one, but I'll go true.

0:34:020:34:04

I'll go false.

0:34:080:34:10

Mixed bag again, that one, it sounded like?

0:34:120:34:14

Yeah. I'm not a great wine drinker.

0:34:140:34:18

That was one I had to think on a little harder.

0:34:180:34:21

Andrew Flintoff, good grief.

0:34:210:34:23

I wouldn't have thought he'd have that one.

0:34:230:34:25

Before we see how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:34:250:34:29

Usual Suspects, these were the four statements, with Cleve's answers.

0:34:290:34:32

Jonny, has he achieved perfection?

0:34:320:34:34

I think he may have. I'm unsure about D,

0:34:340:34:36

but I think he might have perfection.

0:34:360:34:38

Rosemary, can you see anything wrong?

0:34:380:34:40

Maybe B. Maybe B you think might be wrong. Damian?

0:34:400:34:43

I think he may have perfection, but Flintoff, pedalo world record?

0:34:430:34:47

Who knows? That seems to be the sticking point.

0:34:470:34:49

Cleve, the moment of truth. Let's see how may you have correct.

0:34:490:34:53

Three out of four is a good score, but it's not perfection again.

0:34:590:35:02

You've let the Usual Suspects into the game. Can you steal the round?

0:35:020:35:05

You can see Cleve's answers. You need to change just one. Which one?

0:35:050:35:10

Surely Flintoff couldn't break... Is there even a world record pedalo?

0:35:100:35:14

Surely not. Shall we go for D, then?

0:35:140:35:15

Change D. Yeah. Yeah. OK.

0:35:150:35:18

Could we change D from false to true, please?

0:35:180:35:21

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

0:35:260:35:28

Yes, that's absolutely true.

0:35:320:35:34

Andrew Flintoff broke the 100m pedalo world record.

0:35:340:35:37

Could that really be true, or is it false?

0:35:370:35:39

It is true!

0:35:410:35:43

For Sport Relief in 2012.

0:35:430:35:46

Usual Suspects, you had the chance to steal the round but you failed to find perfection.

0:35:460:35:51

Can you still achieve perfection at home? Let's run through the statements and answers.

0:35:510:35:55

That's false. He was born in Wales.

0:36:050:36:07

Usual Suspects, had you achieved perfection,

0:36:070:36:09

you'd have the opportunity to make Cleve's chances of winning the prize fund

0:36:090:36:13

about as hard as they could be.

0:36:130:36:15

Let's look at that board. There are four subject categories chosen by the Usual Suspects,

0:36:150:36:20

but nobody won Round Three,

0:36:200:36:22

so two blank spaces still to fill.

0:36:220:36:23

So we'll take it in turns.

0:36:230:36:26

Cleve, as the single player, you get to go first.

0:36:260:36:28

So please choose a single category, the only one you'll get to choose

0:36:280:36:32

for yourself in the final.

0:36:320:36:34

I'll go with Merlin. Merlin goes into the final.

0:36:340:36:37

A slight gasp from the Usual Suspects,

0:36:370:36:39

who were thinking of putting it in anyway!

0:36:390:36:41

Usual Suspects, choose a category you think will trouble Cleve.

0:36:410:36:44

History, please. History goes into the final.

0:36:460:36:50

You now know our final six categories:

0:36:500:36:52

Usual Suspects, it's time to switch you off for the final time.

0:36:570:37:00

That's impressive. You said you fancied Merlin, which you got a chance to choose.

0:37:000:37:05

Yeah. But you quite liked History, as well?

0:37:050:37:07

Yeah, History I'm comfortable with.

0:37:070:37:10

Obviously, it's a vast subject. Of course it is.

0:37:100:37:13

Cleve, if facts are your thing, you're sitting in the right place.

0:37:130:37:17

Absolutely. You're in with a chance of winning ?1,000.

0:37:170:37:20

It's time to play the final!

0:37:200:37:22

Cleve, this is the all-important final.

0:37:230:37:25

If you can achieve perfection, you could leave with a prize fund of ?1,000.

0:37:250:37:29

If you fail, you leave with nothing,

0:37:290:37:31

great news for the Usual Suspects,

0:37:310:37:33

as one of them could be playing for a rollover of ?2,000 in the next game.

0:37:330:37:36

So, let's play the final round.

0:37:360:37:38

Here are your final six categories.

0:37:410:37:43

You must answer all six statements correctly to win the ?1,000.

0:37:430:37:46

There's no time limit, but once you give an answer,

0:37:460:37:49

your first answer, it's locked in.

0:37:490:37:51

Ready? Absolutely.

0:37:510:37:53

Let's reveal your first statement. Is it true or false? Japan.

0:37:530:37:58

I definitely know it's in Japan.

0:38:020:38:05

My instincts would say it's not a volcano.

0:38:060:38:10

So I will go for false.

0:38:100:38:13

60 sounds a whole lot of fences!

0:38:210:38:24

I'm going to say false. I have to go for false.

0:38:250:38:29

Oh, wow.

0:38:370:38:38

I've seen this recently, as well.

0:38:380:38:40

I'm going to go true.

0:38:410:38:43

Poultry.

0:38:440:38:46

That one escapes me a little bit. It's a gamble. I'm going to say false.

0:38:490:38:54

False. Merlin.

0:38:540:38:57

That's false.

0:39:010:39:03

And History.

0:39:050:39:06

I'm going to go true.

0:39:110:39:13

With that, all six statements are locked in.

0:39:150:39:18

If there's one mistake, you leave with nothing. What worries you?

0:39:180:39:20

If you mean what I'm absolutely uncertain of,

0:39:200:39:23

then I would have to say D

0:39:230:39:25

and I'd say C was a bit of a guess.

0:39:250:39:29

So C and D worry you most?

0:39:290:39:31

More concerned about, yeah. Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they have to say.

0:39:310:39:35

Usual Suspects, you can see the final six statements with Cleve's answers.

0:39:350:39:39

Cleve, your answers are locked in, but if you think you've made a mistake,

0:39:390:39:44

you can unlock them with the help of the Usual Suspects.

0:39:440:39:46

This will, however, come at a cost.

0:39:460:39:48

Cleve, who would you like to hear from first?

0:39:480:39:50

Um, I'll start with... I'll start with Rosemary.

0:39:500:39:54

I know for certain you have one wrong.

0:39:540:39:57

I'm not too sure about three of them.

0:39:570:40:00

OK. So you won't be coming down, I'm guessing, Rosemary?

0:40:000:40:03

No. Who would you like to hear from next?

0:40:030:40:05

Um... Jonny.

0:40:050:40:07

I think you have four out of six. I think you have two wrong.

0:40:070:40:11

But there's not enough money for me to come down, I'm afraid.

0:40:110:40:13

Best of luck. That's fair enough. Totally fair. Damian?

0:40:130:40:17

I think you've got one wrong,

0:40:170:40:19

but I'm not sure, so I won't be coming down.

0:40:190:40:23

That's cool. You'd like to see the money roll over as well, Damian?

0:40:230:40:26

Yeah. Yeah, OK.

0:40:260:40:28

As none of the Usual Suspects are willing to help, and you're willing to gamble on your own,

0:40:280:40:32

?1,000 at stake, six answers away. Let's see if you've achieved perfection.

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Let's start at the top.

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Mount Fuji in Japan is a volcano.

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You thought about this a lot.

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You decided that you thought that that was not true.

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So you went for false. We need this to turn red to get you off to a good start.

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I'm afraid it's true, Cleve.

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Which means you haven't achieved perfection and you won't take home the ?1,000.

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Perhaps you can achieve perfection at home. Let's look through and see how well you've done, Cleve.

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You thought this was an awful lot of fences.

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So you went false. We need this to turn red. Is it true or false?

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The Aintree Grand National course consists of 16 fences,

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14 of which must be jumped twice to complete the race.

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Making a total of 30. So half the number there.

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You were right, it seemed too many.

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You said this was true. We'd like this to turn green for you.

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C and D were the two you were worried about. Is it true or false?

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It was created by Tom Clancy. Clancy, yeah. So bad luck with that.

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It's true, that one. It's favoured by chefs.

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It's supposed to be one of the most flavoursome chickens. I'll try that. Give it a go. Yeah, give it a shot.

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John Hurt plays Merlin in the TV series Merlin.

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You chose this. They almost chose it for you, thinking you wouldn't have seen any Merlin.

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And you've seen almost every episode?

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Middle of the night, watching it on iPlayer and that kind of thing!

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So you were quite sure this was false.

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Colin Morgan is Merlin. John Hurt plays the voice of the dragon.

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Yeah, I'm aware of that! Yeah.

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It is true. So there you go.

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Three out of six, a 50/50 board in the end.

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That's not bad, considering they chose five of the six categories.

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Usual Suspects, great news for you. The prize fund rolls over to the next game

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where one of you could be playing for a total of ?2,000.

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APPLAUSE

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I'm sorry to see you go, Cleve, and I think the Usual Suspects are,

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cos he's been one of the real characters there in amongst the Usual Suspects.

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Absolutely. Very much so.

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Best wishes to you, Cleve.

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I'm sorry that you're not going home with any money. It's been great.

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But you enjoyed yourself? It's been absolutely fantastic.

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It's been a rollercoaster, tears of laughter, tears of joy,

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I've met great people and had a fantastic time.

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We've loved having you. Let's hear it for Cleve, ladies and gentlemen.

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Thank you very much. Thank you.

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That's all we have time for. Join us again next time

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when our Usual Suspects have the chance to play again, this time for ?2,000.

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Remember, as you saw in the first game, we will pay, but only for absolute perfection. Cheerio.

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