Episode 10 Perfection

Welcome to the show that demands Perfection.

Behind me are four contestants, hoping their knowledge is flawless

because one single mistake could give the game away.

This is Perfection.

Hello and welcome to Perfection,

the quiz show where only perfect play is good enough.

Behind me are the contestants. We call them the Usual Suspects.

They are in our isolation room.

In a moment, we will find out which one of them has been

randomly selected to join me here to play Perfection.

They will then face a series of true or false statements.

For example, if I said...

Would you say that is true or false?

Well, if you said true, I can tell you, you'd be right.

Answering true or false might seem easy, but if the contestant

gets a single answer wrong, their opponents, the Usual Suspects,

will be allowed into the game to capitalise on their mistakes.

Each Usual Suspect will play a maximum of eight games,

so they will need to think carefully and strategically about how

to play the perfect game and when to come down to help.

So, you know how the game works. Let's meet the Usual Suspects.

Hi, I'm Rob, I'm from Leicester.

I'm a clinic coordinator, and this is my first game.

Hello, I'm Sue. I'm from Torrington, in North Devon.

I'm an alpaca farmer, and this is my fourth game.

Hi, I'm Andy and I'm from London.

I'm in between jobs, and this is my fifth game.

Hi, I'm Justin.

I'm from Penarth, in South Wales.

I work for a homeless charity, and this is my sixth game.

Best of luck, as we now find out which one has been

randomly picked to play perfection.

Rob, it's you.

Please come down and join me.

Rob, welcome to the game. Let's find out a little bit more about you.

You want to be a commentator?

-I do it part time at the minute, yeah.

-You do?

-I do some Scottish Highland football league highlights.

-Right.

I also provide audio description commentary for Leicester City

-Football Club.

-And do you have a special commentator's voice?

Sometimes.

Especially when it is my beloved Leicester City

and I'm there in the stadium.

I do get a little bit over excited at times.

So, if there's a goal, screaming, like the voice goes up

-and you get all carried away.

-Yeah, and I kind of lose a little bit

of professionalism at times, but, you know.

Yeah, I can understand why that would be the case.

Let's get on with the show.

Rob, it is now you vs the Usual Suspects.

They were your team-mates, they are now your enemies.

Their job is to stop you winning the prize fund.

Your failure will mean the prize money rolls over to the next game,

where one of them could be down here playing for an even bigger total.

Every game on Perfection is worth £1,000.

Here's the good news for you, nobody has won the last three games,

so the prize fund currently stands at £4,000.

APPLAUSE

So, where will you spend the money?

I think it is about time I give my parents a bit of space and moved out,

so I'd hopefully use this towards deposit for a place of my own.

OK, smashing. Here is how the game works -

three rounds, then a final.

Every round you achieve Perfection will make The Final easier.

If your performance is anything less than perfect,

the Usual Suspects here will have a chance to step in

and steal the round, making The Final that much harder.

More on that to follow. Usual Suspects, we are switching you off.

But the moment he makes a mistake, you'll be back in the game.

See you later.

Rob, each round consists of four true or false statements.

You'll be answering against the clock. You only have 45 seconds.

Once you've given an answer, your first answer,

it will be locked in.

-You ready?

-Ready as I'll ever be.

-Then let's play Perfection.

APPLAUSE

Round 1. Your 45 seconds start now.

Didn't catch much of the Olympics,

I was away in America that summer.

I've not really heard of kendo,

so I'll go false for that one.

False. Keep an eye on the time with these.

Uh...

-I'll say true.

-True.

I'm normally quite good on my elements,

-so I'll say true.

-True. And finally...

I'll go true again.

True. With time to spare,

you answered all four statements.

That felt pretty good.

-Yeah. I'm surprised.

-Surprised!

-That felt all right.

-Did you come in expecting to do badly?

-Yeah.

-Well, I mean, it's difficult.

-It's a tough one.

People don't realise how tough this is. It is a tough one.

-That felt like a positive round?

-Yeah, pretty pleased.

Before we reveal how well you've done,

it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

-Hello, Usual Suspects.

-ALL: Hello.

Nice hello back.

These are the statements, next to them are Rob's answers.

Let's start with Sue this time.

Tell us what you think of these answers.

I think he has got Perfection.

Do you? Wow, that's an interesting start. Andy?

Well I'm maybe unsure about A, kendo,

I think that might be true.

Justin, what do you think?

I think he has got Perfection.

I tell you what, two out of three is not bad.

And even the third one is not really that sure.

The moment of truth. Looking promising at the moment.

Let's find out how many are correct.

Congratulations, Rob, you have achieved Perfection.

APPLAUSE

-Well, that is a cracking start, isn't it?

-I wasn't expecting that.

That's the second time you said that and we've only played one round.

Right, let's start at the top and go through them in more detail.

You said false.

It's going to turn red because it is false.

Yeah, it is false, absolutely.

Actually, it hasn't so far been an Olympic sport.

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer...

You said that was true, and of course it is true.

TI is the atomic symbol for titanium.

You said that was true, and it is true.

And you came straight

to the point, or rather three points,

a trident. You said it was true.

And you are absolutely right,

it is true. So, as a result

of that fantastic performance,

you made winning the prize fund a lot easier. And here's how.

Appearing before you is the final board.

These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

Here are your final round category options.

Now, because you won the round,

you may choose two categories to add to the board.

It's your honour, you get to choose two. Which would you like to play?

One of them jumps straight out at me as the chat we had at the start

of the show, so I think

I'll throw Football straight into there.

Football goes into The Final. And?

I'm a bit of a writer

in my spare time, so I'll throw Words in there as well.

Words goes across into The Final.

Well, looks like

you've got a challenge here, doesn't it, Usual Suspects?

I wonder whether you will get lucky in the next round.

That's when we will see you next, in Round 2. Cheerio.

Right, now they've gone and they can't hear us,

let's have a little look at that list.

What will be the next two

that you pick when you win the next round?

I would probably do TV Contests,

-maybe Places as well.

-OK.

And two you are quite keen to avoid?

I'm not too strong

on religion.

Maybe Elmer Fudd could throw up

a bit of a curve ball as well.

-Maybe them two.

-All right. You made a perfect start,

that's the way to play it.

-Whilst you are in the mood, shall we press on?

-Absolutely.

Let's play Round 2.

APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds start now.

Politics, not one of my strong points.

Um...

-Complete guess, I'll say false.

-False.

History, another one that's not one of my strong points.

I'll say true for that one.

True.

I think Tel Aviv is actually a city in Israel,

so I'll say false for that.

False. And finally...

-We'll go true.

-True.

Good time management again.

There's a man who's used to working to a clock ticking in his ear.

So you are not so phased by the 45 seconds ticking away.

-No, it's not too bad.

-Yeah. That does come with the territory

of actually doing commentaries and working to time.

And that felt to me like a strong round again, yes?

I might've sounded confident,

but I'm not 100% sure on three of them.

C is pretty much the only one that

I think I've 100% got right.

All right, let's find out what the Usual Suspects have to say.

Right, these are the four statements.

Next to them are Rob's answers. Justin, what do you think?

I hate to say it, but I think he has got Perfection again.

Andy, what do you think?

I actually think as well, I think he has got Perfection.

-I hate to say it.

-OK.

Well, the moment of truth, let's find out how many are correct.

Three out of four, not bad.

But not Perfection,

which means the Usual Suspects have a chance to steal this round.

Of course, they need to find the one answer to change.

Which one is it going to be?

Sue, have you got any feelings?

Maybe that wasn't a prize

that Freud won. Maybe it wasn't a Turner Prize.

-OK. Andy?

-I've got a feeling about A, but I'm not sure.

I think Caroline Spelman

is a more recent MP.

-1997 is a bit early for her.

-Yes.

So I am feeling that D is false.

Me, too.

-Andy?

-I'm willing to go with it.

OK, we are going to go D - false.

D changes from true to false and

A, B and C remain

as answered by Rob.

Thank you very much,

Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are.

Caroline Spelman became a Labour MP in 1997,

is that true or false?

It's false in actual fact.

Not a Labour MP, Tory MP.

There was the catch.

Germany signed the Treaty of Versailles,

true or false?

True.

The Israeli equivalent of the BBC

is called Tel Aviv, true or false?

False. Sorry if I was giggling

whilst I was saying that. It is obviously not Tel Aviv.

Tel Aviv is the city, not indeed a television station at all.

Finally,

we move on to Lucian Freud won the Turner prize, true or false?

It's false. Congratulations, Usual Suspects,

you have achieved Perfection.

APPLAUSE

Nominated twice but never won.

So, Rob, the Usual Suspects have nicked that round off you.

Let's see the final board.

He's kind of in the lead at the moment, having chosen

the first two subject categories,

but you've equalized - you get

to choose the next two. Which two do you fancy?

I'm thinking he might not know

-films. I'm thinking Oscars.

-OK,

-what do you think, Sue?

-I think Religion.

Religion.

OK, I definitely agree with Religion.

Um... Elmer Fudd?

Mm...

I think Religion is a good one, we'll go for Religion.

Religion goes into The Final.

You think Oscars, Andy?

-I'm thinking Oscars.

-Sue, agree?

Not necessarily.

I think maybe Hills might be an alternative.

OK, so not the outdoor type maybe. Yeah, I think you're right.

We'll go with Hills, please, Nick.

OK, Hills makes it into The Final.

Congratulations, Usual Suspects,

you won the second round.

We'll see you in Round 3.

Not an outdoorsy type?

I kick a ball around every now and again, but...

-You know what a hill looks like?

-Yeah, exactly.

-If that's the question, it'd be nice and easy, wouldn't it?

-Yeah.

I have a feeling it might not be the question.

Didn't want Religion?

Yeah, not one of my strong points.

-I'm glad they veered away from Elmer Fudd.

-Yeah.

The truth is in these things, normally, when they come up

with an idea, it comes around next time round.

So if you want to avoid Elmer Fudd, the way to do it is to

win the next round.

Yep? All right, let's press on, shall we?

Let's play Round 3.

APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds start now.

It's a bit too small maybe to grow on trees,

so I'll say false for that one.

False.

That sounds maybe a bit...

a bit old for a man of his era,

-so I'll say false again.

-False.

I haven't heard that,

so I'm going to say false again.

False. And keep an eye on the time.

Not sure, but we'll throw true in there.

True.

I know you know what you're doing with time,

but you are starting to make me nervous a little bit now.

How was that?

Uh... Similar to the last round,

not sure on a couple of them.

Sure as eggs, as they say.

-Good and bad in parts, sure as eggs.

-Yeah.

Before we reveal how well you've done,

it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

So these are the four statements

and Rob's answers. Andy, what do you think?

I've got

a feeling he might have Perfection.

-Justin?

-I think he might have Perfection again.

Sue, surely you are not going to follow suit here.

I used to watch Songs Of Praise

and the name Geoffrey Wheeler

doesn't ring any bells,

so I would probably put false.

All right then. Rob,

let's find out how many are right.

Congratulations, Rob, you have achieved Perfection.

APPLAUSE

-Well, that is pretty impressive.

-I thought it would stop at three.

I was about to say, they've talked me into Perfection for a couple of

rounds, but it seems that they have.

Yeah. Well done. Let's go through them in some more detail.

Sesame seeds grow on trees.

You said false and, of course,

it is...false. They come

from a flowering plant. Van Gogh died at the age of 90.

You thought that was false, and, of course, it is...

false.

37 when he died.

The Falkland Island's unit of currency

is the euro, you said that was false,

and it is of course...false.

Very well done, yes.

Falkland Islands - pound.

Geoffrey Wheeler presented Songs Of Praise,

is that true or false?

True.

Very well done. the perfect round,

that is the way to play. And as a result,

you made winning the prize fund a bit easier.

Let's take a look at the final board.

As I said, it is a 50-50 board at the moment.

But now, because you won,

you get to choose the last two.

More importantly, stop them choosing any for you.

So, which two would you like?

I said Places before,

so I'll stick with that.

Places goes in.

And we'll try TV Contests as well.

And TV Contests goes into The Final.

We now know

our six final categories, they are...

Usual Suspects, nervous yet?

-Yeah, little bit.

-No.

-No.

A mixed reaction up there. Time to switch you off.

We'll see you a little bit later.

-Well, you're in with a chance here, aren't you?

-I'd like to think so.

Yeah. Rob, for £4,000, it is time to play the final.

Rob, this is the all-important Final. If you achieve Perfection,

you could leave with a prize fund of £4,000.

If you fail, you leave with nothing - great news

for the Usual Suspects, as one of them could be playing for £5,000

on the next game.

Let's play the final round.

APPLAUSE

Here are your final six categories.

You must answer all six statements correctly

if you want to win the £4,000.

There's no time limit. But once you've

given an answer, your first answer, it is locked in. Are you ready?

-Ready.

-Then let's reveal your first statement.

Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false.

We are kicking off with Football.

Absolutely 100% true.

True.

Words.

Yeah, I think...

I think that's true.

True.

Religion.

Tough one.

I think there's a couple of higher titles than bishop.

And if the Pope was going to be anything of Rome,

he'd be one of the higher ones.

So I'm going to say false.

False.

I've driven through Somerset,

never actually

stopped off there and it's not something of heard of before.

So, by that reasoning, I'll go false.

False.

Again, not something I've heard.

Um...

I'm going to say false again.

False.

And finally...

Um... I think there's one called The Great British

Spelling Bee,

and I seem to recall she might have hosted that.

So, uh...

-False.

-False.

And with that, you've answered all six,

and those answers are locked in.

If there is one mistake, you leave with nothing.

-Which ones are you worried about?

-D and E.

-I think the rest are fine.

-All right.

Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they have to say.

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final

six statements. And next to them are Rob's answers.

Your answers are locked in, you can't change them.

If you think you made a mistake, you can unlock the board

with the help of the Usual Suspects.

This will, however, come at a cost.

Usual Suspects, I'm now going to ask you to tell me

how well you think Rob has done,

if you want to help - and if you do - how much it will cost him.

So, Rob, who would you like to hear from first?

We'll go with team captain and Perfection stalwart Justin.

-LAUGHTER

-Hey, Rob.

I think you've had a really good round there,

but you've got one wrong and I can help you.

How much would it take to get you down here?

Well, I think half-and-half is fair, isn't it?

OK, do you want to continue, do you want to listen...?

No, I'll hear from the other two. We'll go across to Andy.

Yeah, how confident are you, Rob?

Very confident actually, yeah.

Cos I know you got one wrong, and I am 100% sure.

And I would be willing to come down for 1,500.

-Undercut there, interesting.

-OK. Let's hear from Sue.

I know you've got one wrong.

I know I know the answer, but I am quite happy to sit

-here for another round and let the guys fight it out.

-OK.

I'm quite confident with what I've done.

Sorry, Justin, I don't believe you.

And...

No, I think we'll leave Andy. I'm going to go it alone.

-You are going to go it alone?

-Yep.

-OK.

Well, negotiations are now at an end.

Rob, you've decided to go alone. £4,000 at sake.

Six answers away. Let's find out if you have achieved Perfection.

Right, let's find out how much bluffing was going on, shall we?

Cos we can do that now.

Justin, which one are you sure he's got wrong?

Well, I think the Quantock Hills are in Somerset,

so I think that is true.

Andy, which one do you think is wrong?

I actually thought he had Perfection, that is

-why I wanted to come down.

-Interesting. Sue.

The Quantock Hills are in Somerset,

but I wasn't sure about

Claudia Winkleman nor the Pope.

So, C, D and F, Sue?

I tell you what, let's find out.

That's the easiest way. Let's start at the top there.

When this came up,

you said, "That's 100%."

If you're wrong about this, you can't face everybody

back at the football commentary.

It's a quick career change, isn't it?

So let's hope this turns green. Is it true or false?

It's true. It was never in doubt

for you, really, was that?

B - opposite of complex is concave.

You said this was true, comfortable with this.

We expect this to turn green, too. Is it true or false?

Yeah, it's true. Very good.

C and D are the ones that Sue thought were wrong, F as well.

Let's do E and clear that out first.

Nobody has picked that one out as a dodgy one.

South Africa was originally called Van Diemen's Land.

You said that's false.

Is it true or false?

Yeah, it's false, absolutely right.

Tasmania was originally called Van Diemen's Land.

So, now we are into the ones - C, D and F - which are basically the ones

that Justin and Sue... Particularly Sue thinks

that these three are dodgy. So let's find out.

The Pope is the Bishop of Rome.

Now, you thought there were a couple of titles above bishop.

-Yeah.

-That he would take if he was going to be something of Rome.

So you said false.

We need this to turn red to get

you just two away from the money.

The Pope is the Bishop of Rome,

is that true or false?

It is true, I'm afraid.

So there you go, I'm afraid you haven't achieved Perfection

and you won't be taking home the cash.

I wonder if you can still achieve Perfection at home.

Let's carry on through.

I'm particularly interested to know Sue's next one - D.

She said true.

Justin agrees, he was thinking of coming down to help you.

Is that true or false?

Yeah, that's true. She was quite rightly

adamant about that. So the question really is

whether Sue should've come down to join in.

So let's have a look.

You said false on this one.

Sue thought it might be true.

Is it true or false?

True!

Rob, the one that you actually needed to get down to help

you was the one least wanting to come down and join in.

As it is, the prize fund rolls over to the next game, where

one of the Usual Suspects can play for a total of £5,000.

So that is good for you, isn't it?

APPLAUSE

Rob, you played a very good game.

I know The Final went a bit Pete Tong as they say in modern

-parlance, but I hope you enjoyed playing the game.

-I did, thank you.

-Thanks for having me.

-Let's hear it for Rob.

Good luck with the career.

APPLAUSE

Right, it's now time to meet the next Usual Suspect hoping to play

Perfection today.

New Usual Suspect, please introduce yourself.

Hello, I am Maunagh. I am a portrait painter from Bristol.

Welcome, Maunagh, best of luck to all of you as we now find out

which one of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

It's you! Please come down and play Perfection.

Justin, welcome to the game.

-Thank you very much.

-You look a little nervy.

This is your seventh game.

If you weren't selected then, you can only play eight.

I was getting ready to bluff big-time.

-Start throwing yourself down here, no matter what.

-Absolutely, yeah.

As it is, here you are, ready to play.

So, excited about playing the game?

Yeah, can't believe my luck, I'm really excited.

OK. Let's find out more about you. Family?

Yeah, I've got a wife, Rebecca,

and I have got a three-year-old daughter, Emiline.

You go to theme parks quite a lot with your wife.

Partly why I'm here is I want to get some money to take my wife

and daughter to Florida, to the theme parks there,

because I've been but they haven't.

I'd love to see their faces.

All right. It is now you versus the Usual Suspects.

For a long time, they were your team-mates.

They are now your enemies.

Here's the good news, nobody has won the last four games,

so the prize fund currently stands at £5,000.

APPLAUSE

-That's pretty good, isn't it?

-That's amazing.

That will get me to Florida and back.

Yeah. OK - three rounds and a final to come.

Usual Suspects, switching you off for now.

You can't see or hear anything.

As soon as Justin makes a mistake, you'll be back in the game.

-Justin, you ready?

-Yes.

-Then let's play Perfection.

APPLAUSE

Round 1. Your 45 second start now.

That's false.

False.

I am absolutely sure that's true.

True.

GOP?

What would that stand for?

Oh... I'm not sure.

But I'd say that's false.

False. And finally...

No, I think it is a spotty horse,

so I'll say false.

False. And with time to spare, you answered

-all four. How does that feel?

-OK, I think.

Do you think it is easier sitting up there,

trying to correct someone's work...

-Yeah.

-..than to do your own round?

-Yeah, definitely.

-And of course, it is safety in numbers.

-Yeah, absolutely.

Before we find out how well you've done,

let's bring back the Usual Suspects.

These were the four statements.

Next of them are Justin's answers.

You get to criticize Justin now, Andy.

What do you think of those answers?

Well, I think Justin has got Perfection.

-I can't find much wrong with them. So I say Perfection.

-Sue?

No, he hasn't got Perfection.

He has done really well,

but a Palomino is a golden-coated horse.

Maunagh, what do you think?

I agree with Sue. I think that

a Palomino is definitely a horse.

I wasn't too sure if it was golden coated, but I think it is.

All right.

Justin, the moment of truth. Let's find out how many are correct.

Wow, just one out of four.

I don't think they were expecting that.

-And from the expression on your face, nor were you.

-I wasn't, no.

That's not Perfection, by the way.

LAUGHTER

I was doing a Trevor Brooking there - stating the obvious.

Unfortunately, that means you let the Usual Suspects into the game.

So, can you steal the round?

You need to find three answers

to change, but which three?

I think B is the one that is right and

all the others should be changed.

So... Yeah, what do you think, Maunagh?

I think B is right. So all the others must be wrong.

I think we'll change A to true.

A to true.

C to true.

C from false to true.

And D to true as well.

And D from false to true,

leaving B as answered by Justin.

Let's see if they are right.

Usual Suspects, we will find out what the correct answers are.

Sharon Osbourne used to date

Jay Leno, is that true or false?

Yeah, absolutely true,

actually, before she met Ozzie.

Canoes are usually propelled

by paddles, true or false?

Yeah, absolutely true,

that was the one you picked,

and that's right, so you know where this is going now.

GOP is another name for the US Republican Party,

true or false?

Yeah, it's true. Grand Old Party

is the US Republican Party.

And finally, the word Palomino

can refer to a golden-coated horse,

true or false?

Yes, it can, absolutely true.

Congratulations, Usual Suspects,

you have achieved Perfection.

APPLAUSE

They managed to succeed where you failed.

They have stolen the round.

That means you now have the opportunity to make Justin's

chances of winning the prize fund much harder in the final.

Here's how.

Justin, this is your final board appearing.

These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

Here are your final-round category options.

Because the Usual Suspects stole the round from you,

they get to choose two categories, to make the final harder for you.

Which two would you like, Usual Suspects?

Which two were you looking at, Sue?

-Garnet.

-Garnet.

And... Paper?

Paper. And what do you think, Maunagh?

I was thinking Reality TV might be something to put in there.

-Do you think Garnet and maybe Reality TV?

-Mm.

Can we go for

Garnet and Reality TV, please?

You certainly can. Garnet goes into The Final, as does Reality TV.

Very well played, Usual Suspects.

You won the first round.

Time to switch you off, but we'll see you in Round 2.

Now they've gone, we can chat about that.

Garnet, I can't think what the question

is going to be on that,

-so it could be a nice general one?

-Reality TV?

Oooh... I wouldn't have picked that one.

Let's have a look at those other ones there.

Which will be the first two that

you choose when you win a round?

I'd have a good shot

-at Classical Music.

-Mm-hm.

And Berlusconi, I probably know

a bit about him.

All right. And two you are desperate to avoid?

Boxing and Reggae.

The way to avoid them is to achieve Perfection.

There is no reason why you can't win Round 2.

-Right.

-Shall we play it?

-Yes, please.

-Let's play Round 2.

APPLAUSE

Your 45 seconds start now.

No, that is the employment form

-back in the day, so that is false.

-False.

I'm glad I watch University Challenge, that's true.

True.

That is definitely false, that's in Scotland.

False. And finally...

Was it the '70s or the '80s?

I'm going to say that's...false.

False. With time to spare, you answered all four statements.

How did that feel?

That felt good,

-I'm just not sure about D.

-All right.

Before we reveal how well you've done,

let's chat with the Usual Suspects.

Here are the four statements.

Next to them are Justin's answers.

Sue, what do you think this time?

I think he has got Perfection this time.

Maunagh? See anything wrong with these answers?

I think he may have Perfection.

I'm a little bit unsure about D.

-Andy?

-Yeah, I also think D.

I've got a feeling that's true.

Justin, the moment of truth. Let's find out how many are correct.

Three out of four is a good score,

but it is not Perfection, I'm afraid.

Once again, the Usual Suspects

have a chance to steal the round.

But only if they can identify the one answer

they need to change.

I've got a feeling about D.

-I'm pretty certain.

-Yeah.

What do you think, Maunagh? Cos you thought the same thing.

I suspected that. And I also think that others are correct.

Yeah, so do I. Yeah.

Um, I think we're going to go, Nick, with D,

that it's true.

D changes from false to true,

leaving A, B and C

as answered by Justin.

All right, let's find out

what the correct answers are.

UB40 are named after

a type of Russian submarine,

is that true or false?

Yeah, it's false.

They were named after

the Unemployment Benefit form,

as you said exactly, Justin. Magdalen College is

in the University of Oxford,

true or false?

Yeah, absolutely true.

Falkirk is a county in Wales,

true or false?

Yeah, that's definitely false.

In Scotland, of course.

And James Hunt retired from Formula One

racing in the 1970s?

You know what is going to happen here. True or false?

Absolutely true. Congratulations, Usual Suspects.

You have achieved Perfection.

He retired halfway through the 1979 season in actual fact,

so only just in the '70s, but absolutely right.

Justin, The Usual Suspects have succeeded again where you failed

and they've stolen the round.

Let's take a look at the final board, shall we?

Two categories on there chosen by yourself,

and because you won Round 2, you get to choose the next two as well.

-What were you thinking, Sue?

-Paper.

-Paper and...

What do you think, Maunagh?

Reggae.

Yeah, I think we'll pick Paper and Reggae, please, Nick.

Paper and Reggae both go into the Final.

Thank you very much, Usual Suspects. Very well played so far.

We'll see you in Round 3.

-Didn't want Reggae, did you?

-It's not going well.

Paper's kind of weird though, isn't it?

-Yeah, I wouldn't be too unhappy with that.

-Yep.

All right, look, you still have one more chance to find Perfection

and choose your own final two categories

-to give you a better chance in the Final, OK?

-OK.

Let's play Round 3.

Your 45 seconds start now.

-Uh, I'll say false for that, Nick.

-False.

Ooh, um... I think he might like to but I would say...false.

False.

Monoceros, one...

One hump? Camel. True?

True, and watch the time.

-I'd say that's true.

-True.

And in the end with little time to spare

you've answered all four statements.

Good round?

-No.

-No?

That was a difficult round for me

and I think my time was running short so I think I guessed D too quickly.

All right, well, look, let's find out, shall we?

But before we do, let's have another word with the Usual Suspects.

So here are the four statements and next to them are Justin's answers.

-Sue, what do you think?

-I think he's almost Perfection,

but C sounds like something out of Jurassic Park to me.

-Andy, what do you think?

-Well, it's crazy enough to be true,

I got a feeling that Alec Baldwin's brother

does own an underwear factory.

All right then. Moment of truth.

We'll find out your knowledge of underwear factories

in a moment, Andy.

Let's find out how many are correct.

Three out of four.

Not quite there, is it?

As a result, the Usual Suspects have a chance to come in

and nick this round, too.

Can you do it? You only need to change one, but which one?

You know, when I think about it the constellation Monoceros,

-it means one horn, I think.

-Yeah.

I'm not sure that would apply to a camel,

or maybe it's a unicorn or something.

Yeah, I'm also thinking, because I'm not sure

about the Alec Baldwin one, so the both of you think...

-Coronation Street mislead, isn't it?

-Yeah, possibly.

Um... OK, I think were going to go with C, that it's false, please.

C changes from true to false leaving A, B, and D as answered by Justin.

Let's find out what the correct answers are.

The Plural of 'kilohertz' is 'kilohertzes'. True or false?

Yeah, false. It's kilohertz.

The plural of kilohertz is kilohertz in actual fact.

Alec Baldwin's brother Mike owns an underwear factory, true or false?

Yeah, it's false. In actual fact,

Sue very casually noted the trick that was being played there.

Of course, Mike Baldwin from Coronation Street

and the underwear factory, of course.

The constellation Monoceros is also known as The Camel.

Well, this is the key one, isn't it? True or false?

Yes, false. A very well played, Usual Suspects.

It's known as the unicorn, as you said, Maunagh. Very well done.

Over 1 billion Agatha Christie books have been sold. True or false?

It's true. Congratulations, Usual Suspects.

You have achieved Perfection.

Apparently, over 4 billion books have been sold according to

the Guinness Book of Records.

Well, Justin, I'm afraid the Usual Suspects have succeeded

where you have failed again. They've stolen the round.

Let's see the final board.

You've chosen the first four categories on there.

Now, because you won round three,

you get to choose the last two as well.

I'm thinking boxing.

-But, um...

-Yes, I'm wondering... Smells?

OK, Smells. Yeah.

-Can we go for Boxing and Smells, Nick?

-Boxing goes into the Final.

So does Smells.

We now know our six final categories. They are:

Very well played, Usual Suspects. Time to switch you off.

We'll see you a little bit later.

Boxing you didn't want?

-No, that goes with Reggae, doesn't it?

-Yeah.

-Nonetheless, you're always in with a chance, aren't you?

-Absolutely.

So every chance, it's time to play the Final.

Justin, this is the all-important Final.

If you can achieve Perfection

you could be leaving with a prize fund of £5,000.

If you fail, you'll be leaving with nothing which would be great news

for the Usual Suspects, as one of them could be playing

for a rollover of £6,000 on the next game.

Let's play the final round.

Justin, here are your final six categories.

Now you must answer all six statements correctly

if you want to win that £5,000. Think carefully.

There's no time limit but once you've given an answer,

your first answer, it's locked in.

-You ready?

-Yes.

-Then let's reveal your first statement.

Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false. Garnet.

I think that's false.

I've never heard of a garnet and I know my birds, so...

-False.

-False.

Reality TV.

I recognize the name. Um...

I think she was on Big Brother.

-I don't know she won the first series but I'm going to say true.

-True.

Paper.

That doesn't sound like many.

I think a ream is going to be more than 50 sheets.

I'm going to say false.

False.

Reggae.

It was a subject I didn't want

but I think I might know this.

I think it's true.

True.

Boxing.

No. I don't think that's right.

Chatham House refers to something completely different I'm sure.

-I think that's false.

-False.

Smells.

I don't think that's true.

I think it comes from some kind of plant.

I'm going to say that that statement is false.

False, and with that you've answered all six statements

and those answers are locked in.

Remember, one single mistake you go home with nothing.

Which ones are you worried about?

I'm very worried about B, the Big Brother thing,

and I'm slightly worried about F.

B and F are the ones that are worrying you.

All right, let's bring back the Usual Suspects

and see what they have to say.

Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements

and next to them are Justin's answers.

Justin, your answers are locked in and you can't change them

by yourself, but if you think you might have made a mistake,

you can open up the board with the help of the Usual Suspects.

However, it will come at a cost.

Justin, who would you like to hear from first?

I think I'd like to hear from Maunagh, please.

OK, Justin, I think you've got one wrong that I'm sure you got wrong.

But there's two that I'm not too sure about,

so I can't really come down and help you.

OK, thanks very much, Maunagh.

Sue, how do you think I've done?

I think you've got a very good chance of getting Perfection.

There is one that I'm slightly,

slightly thinking about,

but only slightly.

I would not come and spoil your chances.

Andy, would you like to tell me what you think you?

I think you... Well, I know, actually,

you've definitely got one wrong.

I'm willing to come down for £2,500.

Andy says you've got one wrong

and he wants £2,500 of your £5,000 to come down and help you.

I think Andy's bluffing.

And I'm not going to ask him to come down.

-I'm going to stick with my original answers.

-And go it alone?

-Yes.

OK, negotiations are over. Justin, you decided to go it alone.

£5,000 at stake. Six answers away.

Let's find out if you've achieved Perfection.

You know what I'm most interested in is whether Andy is bluffing or not.

Is there one that you think is wrong?

Well, I'm thinking about B, Kate Lawler.

I did see it when she was in it

and I didn't think it was the first series.

That's the one you're slightly worried about, isn't it?

-That is the one I'm slightly worried about.

-That's interesting, isn't it?

Let's start at the top. A 'garnet' is a type of wading bird.

You said this was false.

We need this to turn red to get you off to a good start.

So, is it true or false?

It is false. Very well done.

It's a silicate mineral.

But it's definitely not a bird.

Now this, B, Kate Lawler won the first series of 'Big Brother'.

The one you're worried about.

Let's move on to C, shall we, and come back to it.

A 'ream' of paper contains exactly 50 sheets.

You said you thought this wasn't enough. You said false.

We need it to turn red to keep you on course towards the money.

Is it true or false?

Yeah, it is false. Very well done. It's actually generally 500.

-Also a printer's ream contains 516.

-Right.

-Oddly.

It's like a baker's dozen where they chuck an extra one in.

I think it's the same sort of thing with printers.

Let's move on. Buffalo Soldier...

You didn't want reggae and then you came over with a big smile

when this came up. 'Buffalo Soldier' is a song by Bob Marley.

You said, "I think I know this one." So, you said true.

If it's true, you are halfway to the money all on your own.

Is it true or false?

It is true. Very well done. So, 3/6 and steaming away nicely.

Boxing is governed by the Chatham House rules. You said no, no, no...

The Chatham House rules is something else altogether,

so you said false.

You need this to turn red. Is it true or false?

It is false.

-The Chatham House rules are a system for holding discussions.

-Ah, right.

There are all kinds of different governing bodies,

in actual fact, for boxing.

Patchouli oil comes from insects. Now this is an interesting one.

You had to think about this but in the end you said false.

If this turns red, you go back to question B

-and the one Andy had a worry about.

-Yeah.

And then we've got a game on, haven't we?

Mind you, we may not get there if this turns green.

So, patchouli oil comes from insects. Is that true or false?

It's false.

APPLAUSE

It actually comes from the patchouli plant, so you are absolutely right.

-OK.

-Very well done. Well, what an interesting board we have here now.

-I've got it wrong, haven't I?

-You think?

-You were confident he was bluffing before.

-Ah, do you know what?

I'm thinking it might have been a bloke that won the first

Big Brother, and he was...

Did he go on and do some handyman programme or something?

I'm in no position to tell you about anything about that.

Well, let's have a look.

B, Kate Lawler won the first series of 'Big Brother'.

You said that was true.

Andy wanted to come down and help you. You thought he was bluffing,

and when I asked him he said this is the one

he would have talked to you about changing.

So we're about to find out whether you should've trusted Andy,

or whether you were right to go it all alone.

Kate Lawler won the first series of 'Big Brother'.

Is it true or false...

for £5,000?

Ah!

-It's false.

-It was Craig, wasn't it?

-You said it was Craig. Yeah. It was Craig Phillips.

-Yeah, it was Craig.

-I can't believe it.

-Kate Lawler won the third series.

Ah... How's that.

Yeah. Look at Andy smiling away there. Yeah.

I'm not happy actually cos I could've had £2,500.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

-Well, the trouble is, Andy, you didn't convince him.

-Yeah.

You weren't convincing enough.

He thought you were bluffing

and as a result I'm afraid it means you haven't achieved Perfection.

You won't be going home with any cash.

Usual Suspects, great news for you.

Andy, you've got to get on with it now cos you're running out of games.

-You can only stay here for eight.

-I was trying very hard.

The prize fund rolls over to the next game

where one of you could be playing for a total of £6,000.

APPLAUSE

Justin, I'll tell you what, you were a great Usual Suspect.

You played a very good game down here.

You got within one of taking the money away.

But nonetheless, listen,

congratulations on playing a great game. I hope you enjoyed it.

I've had a fabulous time. Thank you, Nick.

Lovely. Thank you very much. Let's hear it for Justin, everybody.

Well, that's all we have time for.

Please join us next time when our Usual Suspects have the chance

to play again, this time for £6,000.

But remember, on this show,

5/6 just isn't good enough. We only pay for Perfection.

Goodbye.