Episode 10 Pointless Celebrities

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you. I'm Alexander Armstrong.

Welcome to a celebrity edition of Pointless,

the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

Every question has been asked to 100 people before the show.

For a chance to win our jackpot, our celebrities need to come up with

the answers that the fewest people could think of.

Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.

APPLAUSE

Please welcome Gemma Bissix and Jeremy Edwards!

CHEERING

We know you, Jeremy, from Holby and Hollyoaks

and Gemma from Hollyoaks and EastEnders.

-You weren't in Hollyoaks at the same time though.

-Unfortunately not.

-But you've worked together?

-Yes, we were on Dancing On Ice together

and also we both voiced The Lovers' Guide...

in 3D.

You voiced it in 3D?! What's The Lovers' Guide?

It's like a sex-education video...

-Yeah, "education".

-It was the only voice-over left on the shelf

after you'd cleaned up with all the others.

-Although me and Xander are doing this year's version.

-Are you?!

Well, welcome to the show. Very best of luck.

Next, please welcome Tony Mortimer and Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards!

APPLAUSE AND WHOOPING The stance, Eddie, the stance.

Eddie, we know you from the 1988 Winter Olympics,

the star of Calgary, where he represented Britain in ski jumping.

Tony was part of East 17,

had 18 top-twenty hits.

18! How do you two know each other?

We met on Winter Wipeout. He came first and I came second.

-Ahh.

-I won something for a change!

He did, he won. We let him win.

-Thank you!

-Lovely having you on the show.

Please welcome Graham Cole and Derek Martin.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Graham, we know you from playing PC Tony Stamp in The Bill

and, Derek, we know from playing Charlie Slater in EastEnders.

What's going to be your area of expertise, Graham?

I wish. This is why I said yes when Derek was my partner,

because he is the font of all knowledge, being that much older.

-That doesn't necessarily be the right thing...

-I know a lot about a lot of things,

but nothing in depth about anything, as you find out very soon.

-Anything you don't want to come up?

-Yeah, aubergines, I don't like them.

OK, if aubergines comes up, that is a disaster.

THEY ALL LAUGH

Graham and Derek, a very warm welcome to the show.

Finally, Terry Christian and Janice Long!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-How about that?!

Terry, we know you...

We know from The Word and, more recently, Celebrity Big Brother.

-And Janice...

-You just missed out years of my career there!

Yeah, we've top and tailed it. A lot of radio as well.

The man who launched every big band in Manchester.

-There wasn't a band that didn't get its first radio play from you.

-Not since '88.

Unless it was Janice, of course. The doyenne of the airwaves.

Top Of The Pops, Radio 1, Radio 2 -

so you've got music completely sorted between you.

-Not necessarily. There are gaps.

-Obscure music.

Well, that's the only kind we're interested in, obviously.

Terry and Janice, lovely to have you here. A warm welcome.

We look forward to discovering all your hidden knowledge.

Only one person left to introduce -

a man who knows what spring is like on both Jupiter and Mars -

my Pointless friend, Richard.

-Hiya.

-CHEERING

Round one, I think everyone will be able to have a crack at this,

it's a nice round.

Maybe by person seven or eight, it might be tricky,

but everyone can have a crack at it.

OK. All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show,

but we want the answers they didn't get.

To have a chance of our jackpot,

you need to score as few points as you can.

Everyone is trying to find a Pointless answer that no-one knew.

Each time that happens, we add 250 quid to the jackpot.

As this is a celebrity edition

and they're playing for nominated charities,

we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

WHOOPING

Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

In this round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer.

Whichever pair has the highest score will be eliminated.

Give me an incorrect answer, you'll score a maximum of 100 points.

Our first category today is...

THEY GROAN

All decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second.

Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

OK, let's find out what the question is.

We gave 100 people 100 seconds

to name as many...

..as they could. Richard?

We want any song that's been the official UK entrant,

from the first time the UK entered in 1957

all the way through to and including the 2011 competition.

Just need the name of the song, not the artist. Throw it in if you wish.

-Good luck.

-OK, thanks, Richard.

Gemma and Jeremy, you drew lots earlier and you are going first.

Gemma, is this good for you?

Not really. Luckily Jeremy is a gentleman and has let me go first.

Erm, the only one I know is Gina G -

Ooh Aah Just A Little Bit.

-Ooh Aah Just A Little Bit says Gemma.

-# A little bit more!

Literally, a little bit more there.

-Or a bit less!

-Let's see if that's right

and how many of our 100 people said Ooh Aah Just A Little Bit.

Well, it's right.

Still going down. Look at that - 3!

Masterful. A score of 3.

Well played, Gemma. A good start to your Pointless career.

She came eighth, but Just A Little Bit was a number-one single.

Thanks, Richard.

Tony.

Is this any good for you?

No.

I'm going to go for

Save All Your Kisses For Me - Brotherhood Of Man.

Save All Your Kisses For Me says Tony.

Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

He's right.

12.

Not bad, Tony. 12.

Save All Your Kisses For Me.

Yeah, it won the contest in 1976.

-It's actually Save Your Kisses For Me, but I gave it to you.

-I love you.

Now, then, Derek, we come to you.

Eurovision.

Bucks Fizz, I'm thinking.

-Mm-hm.

-Cheryl Baker.

Yeah, I know who's in it!

-She's been on the show, Cheryl Baker.

-She has.

I can't think of the title of it.

-Those Were The Days... No.

-No.

-No, I've got a blank.

-Do you want to submit Those Were The Days?

-Yes.

Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 said it.

-No.

-Oh!

-Bad luck, Derek.

-What was it?

-We won't be able to say

in case anyone else wants to answer it.

I'm afraid that's a wrong answer, which means you score 100 points.

-Richard?

-Those Were The Days was Mary Hopkin.

Sounds like a Eurovision song, but it wasn't.

-When he said it, I thought "Ooh, yeah."

-We were only after a title.

-Oh, yeah.

-We'd've given you that if it had been right.

Janice, what are you whistling in your head at the moment?

My mum was a huge fan of this artist,

so I knew of her when I was little

and I think I'm right in saying the Irish singer Clodagh Rogers

was in the Eurovision Song Contest with Jack In The Box.

-Jack In The Box.

-Yeah.

-Jack In The Box says Janice.

Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

It's right.

It's right. Down it goes.

Yes!

No less than I was expecting!

Our first Pointless of the day - it adds 250 quid to the jackpot,

takes the total up to...

It scores you nothing. Brilliant answer, Janice, well done.

Very well played. They mean business on podium four.

From 1971, she came fourth with Jack In The Box.

Well done. And your mum as well.

Halfway through the round, let's look at the scores.

Janice and Terry looking so strong there, lovely low score of nothing.

Up to 3 where we find Gemma and Jeremy.

12 finds Tony and Eddie

and it's 100 for Derek and Graham.

-Graham...

-We finish strong.

We need a brilliant answer from you to somehow keep you in the game.

Best of luck. Can the second players take their places at the podium?

Ok, now, Terry,

-this has to be good for you.

-I can remember...

I used to fancy Clodagh Rogers. When I was about seven.

Hot pants and all that. And Irish, like me mum and dad.

Why are you wearing hot pants at seven?!

Shh!

Don't mind kids are watching this!

-Terry, what are you going to say?

-Erm... Knock, Knock Who's There?

Knock, Knock Who's There? Let's see if it's right and how many said it.

Graham and Derek are on 100. Terry and Janice have nothing.

-If you can score 99 or less, you're through.

-Mary Hopkin.

Knock, Knock Who's There?

Mary Hopkin.

Absolutely right. You're through.

Very well done! It's 1!

Nearly Pointless, Terry.

Scored you 1 - takes your total to 1.

-Terry gutted not to get a Pointless answer.

-I thought it would be.

She was 1970, the year before Clodagh Rogers, she came second.

That's the Mary Hopkin song you should've said, Derek.

Thanks very much, Richard. Now, then...

Graham. Are you a Eurovision fan?

No.

But I sing a lot of songs.

I wanna try 1966, I don't know who sang it,

I think it was Gavin O'Connor, and I don't know what it's called,

but it goes # Looking high, high, high

# I once had a love and oh I loved her very dearly...

Once had a laughing dog?

# I thought she spoke sincerely but then one day away

# She said that she had flown

# And off to find her lover I went alone

# Looking high... # I think it's called Looking High.

I hope it's called Looking High, High, High.

-Looking High, High, High.

-Or something very similar.

If not, can I have something for the song?

Yeah... Let's see if that's right, Looking High, High, High -

how many people said it?

Absolutely right.

Whoa! Very good. 2.

Well done, well done.

-Well done.

-2 for you, Graham.

-Brilliant answer.

-Thank you, my Redcoat days!

That takes your total to 102. Richard?

Looking High, High, High by Bryan Johnson. Do you know what year?

From AC/DC?

-Was it '66?

-It was '60.

-Oh, '60.

-Over 50 years ago.

He's older than he looks.

I was eight.

Thanks very much, Richard.

Now, Eddie, we come to you. Your score is 12.

The high scorers, on 102, are Graham and Derek.

If you can score 89 or less,

you're in the next round.

Fly High.

-No idea.

-Fly High.

Fly High...

OK, Eddie. Fly High. Let's see if that's right

and how many people said it. Here's your red line - quite high.

Ohhh. Bad luck, Eddie.

I'm afraid, cracking song though it would be, it...

-no-one's yet released it.

-I'll go and write it now.

-Yeah, quick.

Enter it next year. That scores you 100 points,

takes your total up to 112.

You are our high scorers.

Now, Jeremy, you're through.

Let's have a brilliant answer.

There might be another Pointless answer

that will add to the kitty.

Yeah... No, there isn't in my head.

I have a safe answer, but if we're through anyway -

-can I say my safe answer?

-Why not?

It was Making Your Mind Up

-by Bucks Fizz.

-Making Your Mind Up.

-But I'm gonna go for Puppet On A String by Sandie Shaw.

-Oh, a double entry!

-Well, if that's all right.

-OK.

Puppet On A String says Jeremy.

Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

40.

40 takes your total to 43.

Very solid answer. Sandie Shaw.

It's a bigger score than Making Your Mind Up. The biggest of all,

of anything in this list.

Let's look at some of the Pointless answers.

A Message To Your Heart - that was Samantha Janus, now Womack.

Beg, Steal Or Borrow - the New Seekers, just after Clodagh Rogers.

Don't Play That Song Again - Nicki French.

A hostage to fortune, calling a song that.

Like calling a quiz show Pointless.

-Yeah.

-Let's look at the next page.

Even If - that was Andy Abraham.

There's Jack In The Box that we had from Janice.

Long Live Love - Olivia Newton-John. She was the UK entrant.

No Dream Impossible - that was Lindsay D in 2001, of course.

Say It Again, which was Precious.

And Touch My Fire by Javine,

which contravenes all sorts of health and safety regulations.

There we are. Thanks, Richard.

So the losing pair with the highest score - it's Eddie and Tony.

Not bad. We got the highest score.

Yeah, you did. Exactly.

The highest score. Well done. Thank you very much.

Eddie and Tony, we have to say goodbye, thank you for playing,

-brilliant contestants.

-APPLAUSE

But for the remaining pairs, it's now time for round two.

Now, there's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head,

so one team will be leaving us at the end of this round.

OK, our category for round two is...

Can you all decide who's going to go first and second?

-Huge category.

-Whoever's going first...

Yeah, we'll narrow it down.

Imagine if we didn't!

Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

OK, and the question concerns...

-Richard?

-On each pass, we'll show you six descriptions

of famous people called Alex, Alexander or Alexandra.

An obscure answer will score you fewer points,

but an incorrect answer will score 100. 12 descriptions in all,

12 Alexes to guess at home.

Thanks, Richard.

Now, then, here is our first board of Alexes.

We have got - author of The Beach,

widely credited as the inventor of the telephone,

beat JLS to win the X Factor in 2008,

the Russian winner of 1970 Nobel Prize in Literature,

became leader of the Scottish National Party in 1990

and the 18th century poet who translated the works of Homer.

And I will read all of those again.

Now, then. Gemma.

I'm so petrified that I've had to go first twice!

I only know one on that board

and it's probably going to be quite high.

Alexandra Burke beat JLS to win The X Factor in 2008.

Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people knew it -

Alexandra Burke.

-29.

-It's OK, it's OK.

29 for Alexandra Burke.

Good answer. Gina G and Alexandra Burke have seen you through.

She had a Christmas number one that year with Hallelujah.

Thanks very much. Now, then, Graham.

Oh, my goodness.

How are these Alexes?

Author of The Beach I might guess.

Inventor of the telephone - that's going to be massive.

Ooh, translater of the works of Homer...

Oh, please...

I think it's going to be high and I apologise, Derek.

Became leader of the Scottish National Party in 1990 -

Alex... Salmond? Is that how you pronounce his name?

Alex Salmond, I'll take that.

Let's see if that's right and how many people knew that answer.

Absolutely right.

Keep going, keep going, keep going...

Still going... 37.

-37, that's all right.

-Nothing wrong with that.

37 for Alex Salmond.

Yeah, well played, Graham. First became an MP in 1987, Alex Salmond.

Janice, you're the last person to have this board,

so you can talk us through it.

I've read The Beach and I can't remember who wrote it

and I think the book was better than the film.

I know who invented the telephone.

I'm thinking I know who...

..who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1970,

but I'm not sure.

And I know, somewhere in the back of my mind,

who did Homer because we did it at school.

But I'm scared of hazarding a guess...

-Shall we swap?

-Yeah, can we?!

-I might have to go for the obvious one, forgive me.

-Mm-hm.

Er... Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.

Alexander Graham Bell says Janice.

Let's see if it's right and how many people knew that answer.

It's right... Oi!

Blimey. 85.

-I should've gone with...

-85.

It's a big score, isn't it?

I should've taken a chance.

Well, we'll find out. I will test you in a moment.

Debate rages as to whether he invented it, but he got the patent.

Who would you have gone for for the Russian one?

-Solzhenitsyn.

-Solzhenitsyn, absolutely right.

-Damn.

-Would've scored 18 points.

-I should've done it.

-Did you have a thought for the 18th century poet?

-Pope for the...

-Alexandra Pope.

Alexander Pope, sorry. Would've scored 4 points.

-The author of The Beach...

-Can't remember.

-Alex Garland.

Alex Garland. Would've scored 7 points.

-I should've gone with Solzhenitsyn.

-Me too. But I got scared.

Let's look at those scores. Best score of the round, Gemma.

Gemma and Jeremy, once again.

Up to 37, where we find Graham and Derek,

-then...

-A fall.

-Ohh...

-Bit of an aberration.

-I should've taken a chance, but I was scared.

Terry, you get pick of the next board...

I wanna go back and have pick of that one!

Well, you tidied up there.

You did pretty well. And, Janice, you knew that lovely low score.

Anyway, anything could happen in the next pass.

Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

OK, six more Alexes on the board.

We have got -

frontman of the Arctic Monkeys,

Scottish bacteriologist who discovered penicillin,

voice of Family Guy's Lois Griffin,

married Katie Price in 2010,

author of The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency

and became manager of Manchester United in 1986.

I'm going to read that again.

You're trying to find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.

Terry, you're the high scorers, you can do something about that.

Erm, Scottish bacteriologist who discovered penicillin -

-Alexander Fleming.

-Fleming says Terry.

Let's see. No red line for you as you are the high scorers.

Just gotta hope this goes down as far as it can. Fleming.

Absolutely right.

40.

40, takes your score up to 125.

-Richard.

-Yeah, a big score, Terry.

I suspect there's others on the board you know though.

Now, then, Derek. The high scorers are Terry and Janice on 125.

You're on 37, so a score of 87 or less

will get you into the next round.

The bottom one, Alex Ferguson, I'll go for that.

-You're going Alex Ferguson.

-Probably be 100.

You get below that red line,

you are through to the next round. That line is 87.

Let's see. Alex Ferguson - how many of our 100 people said it?

You've done it. 75.

Obvious.

75 for Alex Ferguson.

Takes your total to 112. You are in the head-to-head.

-Richard?

-Very well played, Derek.

OK, Jeremy. The high scorers are still Terry and Janice on 125.

You're on 29. You're the last person to have the board,

so fill in the gaps for us.

Erm, I can only fill in one, I'm ashamed to say,

which is Alex Reid, who married Katie Price,

but I'm going with Alex Turner as the frontman of the Arctic Monkeys.

Alex Turner, frontman of the Arctic Monkeys.

Let's see how many people said Alex Turner.

Yep, absolutely right.

5!

Fantastic. Well done.

5 for Alex Turner takes your total up to 34.

Well played. Good answer. Two good answers, in fact.

-Terry, you weren't tempted by Alex Turner?

-I'm gutted!

I'm such a sore loser.

You know what? You surprise me.

-Big family - very competitive.

-Alex Turner would've seen you through.

Last time we mentioned Arctic Monkeys on the show,

Matt Helders, the drummer, his mum tweeted in.

-No!

-Yeah. Say hello to Matt Helders' mum.

Aw! Hi, Matt Helders' mum.

-Hi.

-Let's fill in the board.

Married Katie Price in 2010, you're right, Jeremy, it was Alex Reid. 31.

-The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency author?

-Alexander McCall Smith?

Is exactly right. 7 points.

The voice of Family Guy's Lois Griffin is a Pointless answer.

Very well done if you said Alex Borstein. Alex Borstein.

Very well done if you got all 12 Alexes.

Thank you. So, at the end of round two,

the losing celebrity pair - I can't bear this - it's Terry and Janice.

That'll teach me. I should've just taken that chance.

Terry and Janice, it's been lovely having you on the show. Thank you.

-Sorry we have to say goodbye.

-APPLAUSE

For the remaining pairs, things are about to get more exciting,

as we enter the head-to-head.

Congratulations, Gemma and Jeremy, Graham and Derek,

you are one round from the final and a chance to play for the jackpot,

which stands at...

You're going head-to-head. The first pair to win two questions

will play for that jackpot.

You are now allowed to confer.

Let's play the head-to-head.

So here comes your first question

and it concerns...

-Richard?

-You'll see five pictures

of characters who've appeared on The Muppet Show.

Can you name the most obscure?

OK, now, then, Gemma and Jeremy,

you've played best so you get to go first.

Let's reveal our five Muppets. We have got...

There we are. Five Muppets.

Gemma and Jeremy, you go first.

THEY WHISPER

I know C and that's the most...

-OK.

-Right.

-Tactics.

-You've got an answer?

We do, yes. We're playing it safe

in the hope that they have no knowledge of the Muppets,

because our other answer is dubious.

-So we're going with C - Miss Piggy.

-C - Miss Piggy say Gemma and Jeremy.

C - Miss Piggy.

Graham and Derek, oh, they've misjudged you!

Oh, no! No, I think they've got us sussed.

But I am a Muppets fan. I love, love, love them.

Talk us through the Muppets.

It's only cos he fancies Miss Piggy.

Well, I think B is Rowlf.

-Go for yours.

-I'm going for B.

-Rowlf. Please be Rowlf.

-B - Rowlf.

Holding an early prototype of the iPad there.

So we have Miss Piggy and we have Rowlf.

Gemma and Jeremy have said Miss Piggy for C.

Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

Oi! Wow. 93.

Graham and Derek have said that B is Rowlf.

Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

It's right.

And it beats Miss Piggy.

It really beats Miss Piggy.

12!

Very, very well said, Graham.

-Well done.

-Misspent youth.

That means, after one question,

you are up one-nil. Richard.

Yes, singer and pianist.

Told Kermit his motto was "Stay away from women." Let's go through them.

-A is... Do you know A?

-Animal.

Animal, of course.

That would've scored you 43 points.

D is the only one that would've beaten Rowlf on the whole board.

Er, and that is Sweetums.

2 points. Looking not unlike Terry Christian when he got knocked off.

What were you going to go for for E?

-Gunther.

-No, it's Beaker.

Beaker. Would've scored 15 anyway.

Well done if you got all five. Sweetums the best answer.

Thanks, Richard. Here comes your second question.

It concerns...

-Japan, Richard.

-We'll give you five clues to facts about Japan.

Give us the most obscure answer.

OK, here come five clues to facts about Japan. We have got -

its highest mountain, its largest island, main unit of currency,

the name of emperor who succeeded Hirohito in 1989

and its internet top-level domain.

I'll read those one last time.

Graham and Derek, you go first this time.

THEY WHISPER

That sounds a good answer to me.

I think, because you're so sure, go for your first one.

We'll go for the highest mountain - Mount Fujiyama.

Mount Fujiyama.

Mount Fujiyama say Derek and Graham.

Gemma and Jeremy, you can talk us through the board.

I wish we could! The only one I know is the currency - yen.

Yeah. I don't even understand "its internet top-level domain".

-It's just words.

-Does that mean it'll be "jp" or something?

The currency won't be bigger than the mountain,

-so shall we take a punt at something else?

-Yeah.

Can we punt and say Nagasaki for largest island?

Nagasaki - largest island.

Yes, you can.

-Thank you!

-So Graham and Derek...

-The trophy's getting further away!

Graham and Derek said Mount Fujiyama, the highest mountain.

Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

Absolutely right.

Come on, go, go, go...

-36.

-Yes! Well done, Derek.

36.

Gemma and Jeremy have said Nagasaki as the name of its largest island.

It's a bit of a shot in the dark.

Let's see if that's right.

Oh, bad luck, Gemma and Jeremy, an incorrect answer,

which means, after two questions,

Graham and Derek storm into a lead there.

Two-nil. Straight through to the final.

-Richard.

-The hare and the tortoise!

The largest island is Honshu. It's where you find Mount Fujiyama.

Honshu would've scored you 9 points.

-Now, Gemma, you said Jeremy was the clever one.

-Yes.

-Remind me, your answer for the internet top-level domain.

-jp.

-Would be correct answer...

-No!

..and would've scored you 10 points.

That was just process... Oh, no! We could've just gone for it.

Would've been worth a gamble.

I feel like committing harakiri.

The main unit of currency is yen.

It would've been crazy to go for - 88 points.

You also would've won with the emperor who succeeded Hirohito.

It's Akihito and it's 5 points, so that's the best answer on the board.

.jp.

So the losing pair - Gemma and Jeremy!

You've played so well throughout...

-We're the two biggest fans of the show!

-And you had jp!

But we got this far.

-So, Gemma and Jeremy, thank you for playing.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

But, for Graham and Derek, it's now time for our Pointless final.

Congratulations, Graham and Derek, you've seen off the competition

and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

You now have a chance to win the jackpot and the jackpot stands at...

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

Did you ever think you would end up here?

Yes.

-Very exciting.

-Very exciting.

Well, you've ended up in the final.

The rules are very simple - to win that money for your charities,

you have to find a Pointless answer. We've had one from Janice.

Find one more and you will go home with that money for your charities.

First, you've got to choose a category. You have five options...

I'm in your hands, Derek.

-I'd go for two - Adventure Movies...

-Adventure Movies.

-..and Formula 1.

-Pop Divas - wouldn't know.

-Artists...

-Go with your first one.

-No, go on.

-I'd go for Adventure Movies.

-And you can hit me if I'm wrong.

-Yeah, we'll go for that.

And Formula 1. There's got to be three?

-No, just one.

-Oh, just one! I thought there was three!

No, just one. It's easy.

-Adventure Movies.

-Adventure Movies it is. OK.

Here comes the question.

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

..as they could. Richard.

Any actor who's received a credit

in any of the four Indiana Jones movies according to IMDb, please.

Any actor who receives an acting credit for any of those movies.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

-There it is.

-Sean Connery.

-Your times starts...

-Yes, but...

-Your time starts...

-..now!

-What about Djamali? Whathisface Djamali?

David Yip, who I worked with on The Chinese Detective,

he was in it and he got a credit.

OK. But I don't know Djamali's other name.

And who are any of the girls?

-Presumably we can't say Mr Ford, can we?

-No, no, no.

-Silly, no.

-So thingy Djamali...

-Who else? Come on.

-Rhys...

-Erm...

-Witherspoon?

-Welshman. No.

No, big, gruff voice.

Rhys Jones. John Rhys...

John Rhys... Rhys Jones.

Big feller. He played an Arab.

We've got 20 seconds and we've named three.

-We can't say "the Arab feller".

-No.

-It's John Rhys...

-Come on, come on.

-This is ridiculous.

-Ten seconds.

David Yip, John Rhys Jones and...

And Djamali, whatever his name is,

Whatsit Djamali.

Thingy Djamali.

Your time is up.

We're looking for actors in the Indiana Jones film series.

I now need your three answers.

-David Yip.

-David Yip.

-Yes.

-John Rhys Jones.

-John Rhys Jones.

Or John Rhys-Davies. Hang on.

-John Rhys-Davies.

-John Rhys-Davies.

-Yes.

Well, Sean Connery played his dad, but you're saying that's obvious.

Well, Sean Connery, put him in.

Sean Connery. Three great answers there.

Of those three, which is most likely to be Pointless?

-David Yip.

-We'll put him last.

-He's a nice man though.

-Yeah.

Shall we put that on the board too?

-Which is your least likely? Probably Sean Connery.

-Yeah, put him first.

-And we'll bung John Rhys-Davies in the middle.

-Yes.

Let's put them on the board in that order.

We're looking for actors in the Indiana Jones film series.

Sean Connery, your least confident answer.

So let's see how many people said Sean Connery.

It's right.

-Still going down.

-Keep going, keep going.

Still going down into the 30s.

Into the 20s. 24.

-24.

-I thought it would've been up there.

Yeah, yeah!

Well, that's not a Pointless answer.

-You'd've been surprised...

-Know why I knew that? I was in that film.

-Were you credited?

-I've no idea.

-He got paid.

-Probably at the end. If you stayed long enough.

-Seriously, your name is on...

-If you stayed long enough, you may find it.

-I went to the school...

-Why didn't you put your name up?

-Why didn't you put your name up?

-Richard's not going to have that!

You thought Sean Connery would score less than you. That's what you mean.

Oh, right. Well, you only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.

Now, £2,750. That would go to your charities.

What are your nominated charities?

-Mine is the Grand Order Of Water Rats.

-Graham?

-Age UK.

-Age UK.

Two excellent, excellent charities.

We are looking for actors in the Indiana Jones film series.

Let's hope nobody says your next answer - John Rhys-Davies.

This has to be Pointless for you to win that jackpot.

£2,750 riding on it. Let's see how many people said John Rhys-Davies.

-It's right.

-Come on.

-Sean Connery took us down to 24,

-surprisingly low.

-Come on, Derek!

If he can take you down to zero, you win that jackpot for your charities.

Still going down... Oh, no!

Ohh, man!

That's a brilliant answer.

You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.

Maybe David Yip did lots of these things.

He did... He told me he was going in it.

But whether it was Romancing The Stone or...

We're looking for actors in the Indiana Jones film series.

Your third answer was David Yip, your most confident answer,

provided he's in this film.

To win that jackpot of £2,750, this has to be Pointless.

Let's find out if it is. David Yip -

is it right? Please be right and please be Pointless.

It is! David Yip is in it!

Sean Connery took us down to 24.

-Come on!

-John Rhys-Davies took us down to 1.

David Yip, still going down.

Single figures, down he goes!

Oh, no!

-Yes!

-David Yip!

-I don't believe it!

I thought it was Pointless! I thought it was Pointless!

I thought it was going...

-David Yip.

-Oh, man.

I thought I'd nailed it.

-I thought you had.

-David Yip. Wait till I tell him.

Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that Pointless answer,

so you don't win the jackpot of £2,750.

But you do go home with a Pointless trophy each.

But we are going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair

for their respective charities.

Thank you.

-Graham, were you really in one of the films?

-Yeah.

-On the credits?

-You would've been a Pointless answer.

-Was I in the credits, Richard?

-You weren't, I'm afraid. I'm sorry.

I gave my Russian and everything. In a lift.

-I think...

-Alexander or you didn't know David Yip was in

-until you checked.

-I know Yip's in it. I know my David Yip films.

Oh, right!

David Yip is Wu Han in the Temple Of Doom.

John Rhys-Davies was in Raiders Of The Lost Ark and The Last Crusade.

Let's look at the Pointless answers. Some big names on this list.

These would've won you the money. Alan Dale was in The Crystal Skull.

-Alexei Sayle was in The Last Crusade.

-Alfred Molina.

Alfred Molina was a Pointless answer. In Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

-It's so simple when you see them up there.

-Alison Doody.

Anthony Higgins was in Raiders.

Cate Blanchett was in Crystal Skull and was a Pointless answer.

-Dan Aykroyd has a cameo in Temple Of Doom.

-Jim Broadbent...

Jim Broadbent in Crystal Skull. And Karen Allen, unbelievably,

Indy's love interest in Raiders and Crystal Skull - Pointless answer.

Well done if you said any of those at home.

Well, we have to say goodbye, but it's been fabulous having you here.

Thank you so much for playing. Brilliant, brilliant winners.

CHEERING

So, thank you to all our celebrity pairs -

Eddie and Tony, Terry and Janice, Gemma and Jeremy

and our finalists Graham and Derek.

Join us next time when we put more obscure knowledge to the test.

-Goodbye from Richard...

-Goodbye.

..and goodbye from me - goodbye.

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