Families Pointless Celebrities

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. A very warm

welcome to this special, family edition of Pointless Celebrities -

the show where the more obscure your knowledge,

the better your chances of winning.

Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

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And couple number one.

-Hello, I'm Keavy.

-I'm Edele. And we are from B Witched.

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Couple number two.

Hello, I'm Fern, I work on television, I write a few books,

and I made this gorgeous daughter, Grace.

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Couple number three.

Hello, I'm Chloe Gill,

ex-professional dancer and married to JB.

-And I'm...

-CHEERING

I'm JB, and I'm formerly a member of JLS.

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And finally, couple number four.

I'm Richard and, um, I kind of muck about a bit.

I'm his daughter, Chloe - and I do the same.

THEY LAUGH AND APPLAUSE

Thanks very much to all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless.

It's lovely to have you here. We'll chat to each of you throughout

the show as it goes along, of course.

So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce,

the man Google has down as its next of kin....

LAUGHTER It's my Pointless friend,

it's Richard.

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-Hiya. Hey, everybody.

Good evening.

This will be fun, won't it?

-Won't it?!

-A family edition of Pointless.

What a lovely idea. I should've brought some of my family along.

If I brought my daughter, I can't do that, she's cleverer than me,

she would show me up. If I brought my son,

he'd literally be playing on his computer for the entire show.

If I brought my mum, she would literally just be sitting there,

staring dreamily at Richard Madeley. That's all she would do.

So, I just do it by myself. But a great line-up.

It's going to be an absolute cracker.

We've got father and daughter,

mother and daughter, we've got sisters,

we've got husband and wife.

Who would you have on in your family, if you had to?

Who would I have on? Four boys to choose from. Yeah.

Go on, which of your kids is your favourite?

No, I'm not going to... LAUGHTER

Come on, Fern and Richard have both chosen.

-They've...

-LAUGHTER

They've very much chosen their favourites.

There we are. Thank you very much indeed for that, Richard.

As usual, all of today's questions have been put to 100 people

before the show. Our lovely contestants are on the hunt for one of those

all-important pointless answers.

That's one of those answers that none of our 100 people gave.

Each time you find one of those, we'll add £250 to the jackpot.

Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

and each of our celebrities is playing for a charity,

we are going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

There we are. WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE

Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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So, here's the thing you have to remember.

The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

will be eliminated. So do whatever you have to do,

to make sure your scores are low, apart from conferring.

You're not allowed to confer until we get to the head-to-head round.

Best of luck to all four pairs.

Our first category this evening is...

World Geography.

Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

who's going to go second?

Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

OK. So, let's find out what the question is.

Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

Capital cities beginning with U, R, B, A or N.

-Richard.

-We're looking for any capital city of the world

that begins with one of those five letters, please.

It has to be the capital, as always,

of a country that's a sovereign state, which is a member of the UN in its own right.

Thank you very much indeed.

OK. Edele, very warm welcome.

-Let's talk about B Witched for a little moment or two, shall we?

-Yes.

There are plenty of acts that are hugely successful over here,

but that don't even scratch the surface over in the States.

B Witched was huge over there.

We were. The States was our biggest market.

It was such a pleasure to go out there.

You shared a stage with NSYNC, Britney Spears.

What was the secret of that?

Honestly, probably, a lot of it being Irish.

The Americans love the Irish, don't they?

-They do.

-Yeah.

-But there are plenty of other Irish acts.

They don't all make it to the top of the billboard charts.

Maybe we were just brilliant.

Do you know what? I just wanted you to say that.

-Thank you.

-I think you were.

However, the fact that geography has come up right now,

I am literally the worst person in the world for geography.

-This is true.

-Oh, that's a shame.

What are you going to go for? U, R, B, A, or N?

I haven't a clue.

Are we in making up a city territory?

Totally. Um...

Um, A? Austria?

That's how terrible I am at geography.

OK. It also has to be right.

OK. Let's find out. LAUGHTER

How many of our 100 people said Austria?

Edele. I'm sorry.

-Shall I just go home now?

-No!

-Well, we could save some time.

That may not be the worst answer we have this round.

I'm afraid that scores you 100 points, though.

It may be the worst, though.

I'm just thinking. It may not be, it may be.

This is where I have to explain why that's...

It's not a capital, it's not a city.

I don't think you have to explain that. I think we know.

-I know... Yeah. I sort of feel slightly redundant.

-It's your job.

-You have to say something, though, don't you?

-I do.

-You know...

Thanks, Richard.

Fern, a warm welcome.

-Hello.

-Lovely to have you here again.

It's lovely to be here.

Since you've left the front line of broadcasting,

you've gone into writing in a big way.

Huge numbers of books, you've written.

-How many books have you written?

-Well, it's not a huge number.

-Er, six.

-That's a huge number!

-That's a lot of sitting and writing.

-It is. That's the thing.

A lot of sitting and writing and eating biscuits.

Making phone calls, tidying cupboards.

Anything other than putting the word on the page.

Yeah, but still, six.

I think every single one of them has been on the Sunday Times

-Bestseller List.

-Yeah, it has.

-That's extraordinary.

-I know.

I'm amazed. So, thank you.

So, six published now?

-Is there a seventh?

-Yes, a seventh on the way.

-Yes.

-On the way. How far through it are you?

Well, I've got the idea.

-That's good.

-Yes.

Well, you know, you must have a good technique now.

You must be good at making yourself sit down and work on these things.

Erm, I was taught very well by a very good editor.

She said, "What you need to do is get the idea,

"write the chapters down,

"roughly what's going to happen in every chapter, stick to it."

And then you don't, of course, you go off piste.

But when you have, you come back and think, "Where was I going?"

-There it is.

-I worry I'd just rewrite chapter one about 50 times.

That's the other thing she said.

Never, once you've written the first sentence, never go back.

ALEXANDER AND RICHARD GASP

-That's scary.

-Isn't it?

-That's a golden rule.

-OK.

There we are. Fern, what would you like to go for?

Oh!

I'm going to give N a go and say Nairobi,

hoping it's the capital of Nigeria.

Nairobi, says Fern.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Nairobi.

-It's right.

-Oh, good.

-Well, our high score's 100, so you passed that.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh...

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-Whoo!

-16 for Nairobi.

-Well done.

-Yes, good, good.

-That's a relief.

-Very good answer. Well, sort of a very good answer.

Not the capital of Nigeria.

-Oh, what is it?

-The capital of Kenya.

-Oh!

-But it's still a capital.

Oh, Lagos is Nigeria, is it?

No. Is that something else? Is it Lagos?

Jolly good.

LAUGHTER

Thanks, Richard. Thanks, Fern.

JB, a warm welcome to Pointless.

-Thank you.

-It's good to have you here. You were studying theology

at King's College London,

and you gave it up to pursue your music career.

This is one of the best universities in the world.

-Yeah.

-You're on a prestigious course there, too.

It was. And I had a great time.

It was a big decision at the time.

Erm, I'd like to think the decision paid off.

I think it did. Talking of decisions that paid off, obviously,

JLS was previously UFO.

-Yes.

-And, you know, you had quite some success as UFO.

You'd won an Urban...

-Music award.

-Urban, you see, maybe this is in your honour.

An Urban Music Award for Best Unsigned Act.

Did you discuss long and hard about whether or not to do the X Factor?

We did. It was quite, again, a big decision that we had to make.

We'd kind of spent the best part of a year-and-a-half, two years,

erm, funding ourselves

and trying to do the best that we could, trying to make it.

-Erm...

-And guess what? It paid off.

-There you go.

-Anyway, there we are.

JB, what are you going to go for?

This is going to be great if it's right,

and I'm going to go with Reykjavik.

Reykjavik, says JB.

Reykjavik. OK, let's see if it's right.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Reykjavik.

-Yes.

-It's right. 100 our high score, 16 our low.

Oh, look! A new low. JB...

Nicely done. Reykjavik, 13. APPLAUSE

Well played, JB.

Reykjavik, the capital of Nigeria, Fern, Reykjavik.

-LAUGHTER

-Oh, good. Oh, thank you.

That's Iceland. Two degrees south of the Arctic Circle.

-Mm. Have you been to Reykjavik?

-I have not. I'd love to.

-Ah!

-Shall we?

-Yeah. Let's do it.

-All right, everyone? B Witched?

-LAUGHTER

-Whoo!

-Let's go to Reykjavik.

-We're in.

-We could take them anywhere, just say it was Reykjavik.

THEY LAUGH

Thanks very much. Richard, a very warm welcome.

-I can't believe we haven't had you on the programme before.

-It's not for the want of trying.

Well, it's wonderful to have you here.

I'm on the phone all the time. It's good to be here.

For goodness' sake, let's just talk about This Morning

and the enormous success that was.

I mean, there are countless programmes have come and gone

in that slot, you know, but This Morning just became

something extra special, didn't it?

-Why was that?

-I think that successful TV programmes,

whether it's a game quiz show like this, or a factual,

live show like This Morning, have to have a point.

There has to be a kind of reason for them being on,

and the shows that don't make it,

for various reasons, usually don't really have a point.

Nobody watching can work out really why it's on the screen.

This show has a point, it's become cult.

This Morning became cult,

because it kind of had a reason for being there,

at that time of day, it just sort of fitted.

It sort of fitted the market.

It fitted what people wanted to see. And it was a stroke of luck,

-I mean, a real stroke of luck.

-And also, you and Judy

just brought something so special to it.

I mean, amazing, amazing chemistry.

Well, we weren't pretending to be married, and although I don't think,

I don't think we played that too strongly as a card,

people knew that we were genuinely a happily married couple and I think

-they kind of bought into that.

-We should try that.

-LAUGHTER

-Yeah, you should get married.

-Yeah.

"Get married"? What are you talking about?

Well, you know, it worked for Richard and Judy.

-Yeah, it did.

-Imagine that.

-It did.

Yeah. The Richard and Xander Book Club...

-I don't know. What do you think?

-It's got a certain ring to it.

-It certainly does. Yeah.

-Interesting.

-Let's, let's talk about this later.

-Yeah.

-Thank you.

Richard, now, back to the question.

What would you like to go for?

It's funny, when you're up here, how blank the mind goes, it really is.

One's already gone that I would've said.

There are a couple of easy ones that I'm - would keep me in the game,

I think - but I'll take a bit of a chance and take R,

and say Riyadh.

Riyadh, says Richard.

Let's see how many of our 100 people went with Riyadh.

-Phew.

-It's right. RICHARD WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh...

-Whoa!

-Look at that. Four.

APPLAUSE Richard, the best score of the pass.

Four for Riyadh.

Very nice, Richard. Very well played.

Yeah, the capital of Saudi Arabia, Riyadh. Largest country in the world without a river.

-Oh, they should get one.

-You think?

There's certainly money to be made. If you've got a river to sell,

-that's where I would go.

-Ah, yeah.

Anyway. Thanks very much, Richard.

Er... OK, well, we're halfway through the round,

so let's take a quick look at those scores.

Four. Richard! Very well done indeed,

the lowest score of the round so far.

-I don't know where it came from.

-I would say

Richard and Chloe are likely to be in Round Two,

as indeed are JB and Chloe G, as indeed, I would've thought,

are Fern and Grace.

Adele and Keavy, I'm not so sure.

-Yeah, yeah.

-We need a low score from you, Keavy,

good luck with that.

We'll come back down the line now.

Can the second players please step up to the podium?

So, Chloe, remember,

we're looking for any capital city that begins with one of these letters,

U, R, B, A or N.

Now, here's a question that must make you roll your eyes,

you must have been asked it so many times,

but being the child of probably the most famous marriage on television,

-you see where I'm going with this...

-Yeah.

..is kind of tough, really tough.

It's like, I guess, how proud you would be your children,

it's kind of the reverse.

I feel very proud that they're my mum and dad.

And the con would be, you know, the press!

-Yeah.

-In a nutshell, that's kind of it.

Yeah. But you've kind of gone on and done your own thing.

You've done your modelling. You've now got your keep fit, as well.

-Yeah.

-Do you think, in a way,

this is you trying to make sure you plough your own furrow, as well?

I think initially, erm, I thought I wanted to go into TV, but I felt,

to be honest, kind of like I'd saved myself

-when I found health and fitness.

-Yeah.

Cos it actually fits me a lot better than television.

Yeah, and you know it's entirely on your merits, as well.

-Yeah, thank you.

-Good for you.

So it's capital cities that begin with U, R, B, A or N.

My answers aren't obscure, but I have answers,

so I guess that's a plus!

Um, I'm going to go with Brussels.

-Brussels.

-Yeah.

-Brussels, and there is your red line.

If you can get below that red line with Brussels, I think it's doable,

you're definitely in Round Two. How many people said Brussels?

It's right and you're through.

-CHLOE LAUGHS

-With room to spare.

-Look at that, Chloe, down it goes.

-Oh, lovely.

APPLAUSE 17.

There you go, 21 is your total.

I have a hunch that could be the lowest total of the round.

Absolutely, safe and sound, did exactly what you needed to do there. Brussels, capital of Belgium.

A surprisingly low score there.

Well, there's so many answers that our 100 people, you know,

they're all scribbling down lots and lots.

Hidden in plain sight, you might say.

-Yeah, quite.

-Thank you very much indeed.

Now, Chloe G, a warm welcome.

Now, you were a dancer on X Factor.

-Yes, I was.

-Is that where you and JB met?

Yeah, we met on the X Factor.

Oh, that's lovely! How long into the series before you became friends?

I only did one show on that series.

It was week six, I believe.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, so...

But we have mutual friends,

like one of my really good friends from school went to school

with his brother, so... There was a link there, anyway.

-Oh, that's nice.

-Yeah.

-So a romance that blossomed, then.

You're still dancing now.

You said ex, you said, pointedly, ex-dancer.

I'm teaching now, cos I'm a full-time mummy at the moment.

Right, of course.

Your background is classical dance, isn't it?

-Ballet.

-Yes, so, I went on tour

with the New English Contemporary Ballet Company

for a year, erm, but it's just so hard being a ballet dancer.

-Yeah.

-And I then changed into commercial dancing.

Yeah. I think that's probably better.

-It makes such demands, doesn't it, physically?

-It really does, physically, yeah.

Very good. Er, now, demands mentally,

where are you on our urban capital cities?

So, for me, again, geography isn't great, girls, so don't worry.

-No, I think you're OK!

-LAUGHTER

But I'm going to say Berlin.

Berlin. Berlin.

Here is your red line. If you can get below that red line,

you're into the next round. How many people said Berlin?

It's right, very well done, you're through.

Look at that, 37 for Berlin, not bad at all,

taking your score up to a lovely, round 50.

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Well played, Chloe, also safely through to Round Two.

OK, Grace, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.

Now, Grace, what do you do?

I am a student at Manchester and I actually study geography.

ALEXANDER GASPS

-Oh!

-You let that slip.

-Yeah, I was going to not mention it.

-OK, but... And how's that going?

-What year are you in?

-I'm in my first year.

-Oh, it's only first year.

-Yeah.

You could be forgiven for not knowing...

-Unfortunately, there's not a module in capital cities...

-Oh, no.

-..that fit "urban", so...

-That's a great shame.

-I know.

-Erm...

But how did you prepare for the programme, Grace?

We watch it a lot, don't we?

-Yes.

-That's kind of... Yeah, but I watch it a lot.

-Not... If only everything stuck in my brain.

-Exactly.

-That's the problem.

-It's a bit of a dream for us to be here.

-We watch it.

-Yeah, I was so excited.

Mum e-mailed me...

And I was like, "I'm not going to uni, I'm coming."

We should offer degrees, I think. It's nine grand a year.

LAUGHTER It's not a bad idea. You know?

-We've got all this stuff.

-Yeah, now, Grace, there you are, on 16,

our high-scorers, still on podium one, Adele and Keavy, so, yes,

if you can score 83...

THEY LAUGH

Oh, if you can score 83 or less,

-through you go.

-OK.

-Round Two awaits.

I am thinking...

-Athens.

-Athens, says Grace.

-Yes.

-Here is your red line. Again, nice and high.

Get below that with Athens, you're into Round Two.

How many people said Athens?

-Yay!

-Look at that.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh...

Look at that, Athens, 12. APPLAUSE

-Yeah.

-Good one.

Our second lowest score of the round.

28 is your total, very well done.

Well played, Grace. Yeah, in the first year of geography degrees,

-they cover everything beginning with A and B, so that...

-Yeah.

-Perfect, really. That's the way they do it.

-Yeah.

Thank you very much, Richard.

Now, Keavy, now, the Lynch family, how many are you?

-There's you two, there's Shane.

-Six siblings.

And are they all musical?

-Five of us were.

-Yeah.

-Five.

-Were your parents very musical?

My dad used to play the guitar when he was younger

and my mum was a ballet dancer.

Were you at any stage tempted to former a supergroup, The Lynches?

-Like The Von Trapps?

-The Lynch Family.

I would call them The Lynch Mob.

-LAUGHTER

-The Lynch Mob, yeah.

-Exactly.

-It's probably a better name for us...

-You should've...

-We used to do it every Christmas for the family.

And are you still performing together?

Yes. We're still performing as a band, just gigging here and there,

so kind of really enjoying the fact there's no pressure this time.

-Yeah.

-But I'm also a counsellor.

I went back to school,

didn't study geography, but I did study counselling,

did a degree, and I love my new career.

Excellent. Now, Keavy, I...

I hate to tell you this, but you are the high-scorers.

-Yeah, we're going to stay that way.

-And I need another,

-another answer from you.

-She's more clever than me.

-Yeah, well, the first time...

-To point that out.

..I'm regretting not studying geography,

since I was, I think 12 was the last time.

But, erm, I do know some capital cities.

Well, I think I do.

I'm now terrified standing up here that it's correct,

but I'm probably going to go with a pretty obvious answer,

unfortunately, but I'm going to go with Rome.

Rome, says Keavy.

No red line, as you're the highest scorers,

but let's see how many of our 100 people went for Rome.

-It's right.

-Oh, it's not too bad.

Look at that, down it goes, still going down, 35.

-APPLAUSE

-Not bad.

-Not bad.

Deftly sidestepping the 200 club there.

135 is your total.

Yeah, very nice end to the round, well played.

Now, there's lots of pointless answers out there.

Let's take a look at a few of them.

Well done, anyone at home, if you these...

Ashgabat, which is Turkmenistan.

Asmara, which is Eritrea.

Bandar Seri Begawan, which is Brunei.

Our old friend, Central African Republic,

the capital of that is Bangui.

Basseterre, which is St Kitts & Nevis.

Belmopan, which is Belize.

Bishkek, is Kyrgyzstan.

Nouakchott, Roseau, which is Dominica.

Lots of other ones, as well.

You could've had Antananarivo, which is Madagascar,

you could've had Bloemfontein, Brazzaville, Bridgetown, Bujumbura,

Niamey, lots of pointless answers there.

We've already had the top three scoring answers, I'm afraid.

OK, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

So, at the end of our first round, it pains me to say,

we have to send one of our...

It was going to pain me, whichever pair it was. But, erm, it's you,

I'm afraid, Keavy and Edele. Far too soon to be sending you away.

I think you should send me home and leave her here, to be fair.

-Is that possible?

-It's not.

-Could we put her in and make a three?

I mean, you can sit, just drop a couple of chairs and just stay.

That's a nice idea, though, to join another of the teams.

We could sit over there and help you.

-You would be very, very welcome.

-I don't think I'd be any help.

We definitely could give you some obscure answers.

I could give you a glass of water.

-Glass of water?

-Glass of water would be nice, wouldn't it?

Glass of water round about now. Oh, we didn't clear up what

the capital of Nigeria was, which is Abuja,

which would have been a good answer.

-Oh!

-That would have scored you three points.

-Abuja?

-Abuja, yeah.

-Sounds like a club.

It is a club, in Africa.

It is. Well, listen, it's been lovely having you, Keavy and Edele,

off you go to Abuja. Thank you so much.

APPLAUSE

But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

And look at that, one of the pairs has gone.

At the end of this round, another pair will have to leave us.

Very, very best of luck to all three pairs.

Our category for Round Two today is...

kids. It's kids.

Decide in your pairs, who is going to go first,

who's going to go second?

Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

OK, and the question concerns...

Famous fathers. Richard.

Yeah, on each board, we're going to show you the name of six children,

and a clue to who their famous father is.

We just need you to name the father, please.

Six on the first board, six on the second,

12 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.

OK, so we're looking for the famous fathers of these children

and here's the first board of six.

We have got...

I'm going to read those all again.

There we are. Grace, are you happy with this round?

-Yeah.

-Are you happy...?

-I mean, I have an answer.

-That's good.

Yeah. I would like to go for the top one,

the actor who starred in Top Gun.

I'm going to say Tom Cruise.

OK, Tom Cruise.

Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Tom Cruise.

It's right.

But it's a high score, 78, for Tom Cruise.

Yeah, the name Suri means princess in Hebrew.

And it means red rose in Persian,

but in Japanese, it means pickpocket.

So many meanings!

I know.

-OK, JB.

-Yes.

What would you like to go for?

I want to try and be a little bit daring

-but I don't want it to cost me.

-Be daring, JB!

Erm, I wanted to go for Kal-El, but I'm going to go with Blue Ivy.

-And?

-Jay-Z.

Jay-Z. Jay-Z.

Let's see if that's right for Blue Ivy,

let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

It's right.

23.

Good answer.

Yeah, well played, Blue Ivy's parents are Jay-Z and Beyonce,

who are very much the American Richard and Judy.

-ALL LAUGH

-I wish!

-How true, how true it is.

Yeah. Thanks very much.

Chloe, this board's all yours, if you wanted to go through,

and just have a shot at each one, for fun, you could,

-before giving your answer.

-Zoh-wie, Zowie, David Bowie.

Brooklyn, David Beckham.

And Kal-El, I would guess Nicolas Cage, but I'm not 100% sure.

I'll go with the David Bowie answer.

OK, David Bowie, let's see if that's right

and let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

It's right. 78 is our high score and you passed that quite comfortably.

54, for David Bowie.

Well played, Chloe. I was going to say, "Well played, Chloe,

"Zowie Bowie was..."

I realised how complicated it was.

Zowie Bowie, now better known as Duncan Jones, the film director.

JB, were you thinking of Nicolas Cage

-for Kal-El as well?

-I was, yeah.

Absolutely right answer, 28 points for Nicolas Cage.

Brooklyn, a huge scorer for David Beckham, 91 points for that.

And the best answer on the board is Penn, and his surname is Jillette,

Penn Jillette. Very well done if you said that at home, two points.

Let's take a look at those scores, we're halfway through the round.

23, well done, JB, best score of that pass,

putting you and Chloe at the top of the table.

Up to 54, where we find Chloe M and Richard M.

Also looking pretty good there.

78, we're in the danger zone, there, Fern,

so we need a nice Moxie Crimefighter,

Kal-El type answer at this point from you,

a nice low score when we get to you,

-so best of luck with that.

-Thank you.

Coming back down the line now,

can the second players step up to the podium?

OK, let's put six more clues up on the board, and here they come.

We have got...

I shall read those all one last time.

So, Richard, it's over to you.

Ideally, you'd score 23 or less to be

sure of a place in the head-to-head.

I can't think of the surname of the one I want to go for,

I can see him and...

It won't come, I'm going to have to take a safe bet here

and go for the bottom one

-and say Bono.

-Bono, says Richard.

OK, here's your red line, quite low.

Let's see how far down the column you get with Bono.

It's right.

64, taking your total up to 118.

Yes, she's now an actress, goes by the name Eve Hewson,

was in Bridge Of Spies, the Tom Hanks film.

Thanks very much, Richard.

Chloe. Chloe, now, there you are on 23, 94 or less gets you through.

I'm going to go for the third one, North, I'm going to go Kanye West.

Kanye West, says Chloe.

Here is your red line, lovely and high.

Let's see how far down the column you get with Kanye West.

Far enough, is the answer.

Look at that, very well done indeed, 38, taking your total up to 61.

Very well played, Chloe. Actually, now I think about it,

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the American Richard and Judy.

LAUGHTER

Thank you very much, Richard.

Now, Fern. Fern, right.

Here we go. 78 is your score, 118 is the high score,

39 is the score you have to reach.

Would you like to talk us through the board?

Do you mind me taking a risk?

No, go for it.

It's the first one or the second one, I'm not sure.

OK, I'm going to go mad and go Jermajesty...

-It's a great name.

-It is.

And maybe everybody knows it and maybe I don't know it, I don't know,

but I'm going to say Jermaine Jackson.

Jermaine Jackson, Jermajesty.

There is your red line,

if you get below that, you are through to the next round.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jermaine Jackson.

It's right.

You've done it! Look at that, very well done, 30.

30 for Jermaine Jackson, taking your total up to 108.

Very well done indeed.

Well played, Fern.

The other one you were tempted with was the second one, was it?

-Chris Martin?

-Chris Martin, would have seen you knocked out,

would have scored you too many points,

so very well chosen, nicely done.

47 points for that.

-Moon Unit?

-Frank Zappa.

Frank Zappa, would have scored 22.

And Pilot Inspektor, Jason Lee.

Very well done if you said that, eight points.

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

So, at the end of our second round, the pair we have to send home,

it's another painful loss, Richard and Chloe.

I'm so sorry, 118 is your score.

That was very exciting, very close at the end of that round.

It's been wonderful having you here, please come and play again.

-We'd love to. It was great fun.

-Richard and Chloe.

-Thank you.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

But for JB and Chloe, Grace and Fern,

it's now time for our head-to-head.

Congratulations, JB and Chloe, Grace and Fern,

you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.

So this is the bit where we decide who goes through to the final

and plays for that jackpot,

and we do it by making you go head-to-head.

The nice thing is you can now play as a team,

so you can chat before you give your answers,

and the first player to win two questions

will be playing for that jackpot.

Well, look at this, husband and wife versus mother and daughter.

Very nice on our special family edition of Pointless Celebrities.

Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

Here is your first question, and it concerns...

TV show reunions.

-TV show reunions.

-We're about to show you five pictures now

of casts of TV shows when they've been reunited,

we just need you to name the TV shows, please.

Thanks very much, let's reveal our five TV shows, and here they come.

We've got...

There we go, five TV show reunions.

Now, JB and Chloe, you are our low scorers so you will go first.

-JB:

-Um...

I think our youth is not playing into our hands here,

so I'm going to have to go with the only one that I know,

which is E, and I'm hoping that that's Frasier.

OK, E, Frasier, say JB and Chloe.

Now, then, Grace and Fern,

would you like to talk us through all those pictures?

-FERN:

-Well, I believe that A is Z Cars.

Possibly. B is Happy Days.

D is Dynasty.

And I believe E is Cheers.

OK, this is the flip of a coin, isn't it?

So I'm going to say E, Cheers.

So! Oh, this is exciting, only one of you can be right,

we have Frasier versus Cheers.

JB and Chloe said Frasier for E, let's see if that's right,

let's see how many of our people said it.

Bad luck.

You won't be the only people, I bet, from our 100 who said that.

Meanwhile, Grace and Fern have gone for Cheers for E,

let's see if that's right.

-It is right.

-Oh, gosh.

Wow, look at that, down to 20 for Cheers.

Very well done, more importantly it was right,

that means, Grace and Fern, after one question, you're up 1-0.

Yeah, very well played,

a round dominated by Fern there, I would say.

That's unlucky, JB and Chloe,

Frasier Crane was in Cheers but Frasier was a spin-off from it.

A, you're right, Fern, is Z Cars.

22 points for that.

B is Happy Days, as you said.

48 points.

Ron Howard, the film director, there on the left.

D, let's clear up D first, that is Dynasty.

33 points there.

And C is a pointless answer, George Clooney used to be in this show,

it was an '80s sitcom called The Facts Of Life,

so very well done if you said that.

There we are, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

So, here comes your second question.

Grace and Fern, you get to answer it first.

But JB and Chloe, you have to win this one to stay in the game,

so very best of luck. Our second question is all about...

Winners of the Best Original Song Oscar.

Winners of the Best Original Song Oscar, Richard?

We're going to play you five extracts now from songs

which have won the Oscar for Best Original Song.

We need you to tell us the film that these songs won their Oscar for,

-please.

-OK, let's listen to our five excerpts, and here they come.

We have got...

# Raindrops keep falling on my head

# And just like the guy whose feet

# Are too big for his bed

# Nothing seems to fit

# The raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling... #

Here's B.

# Love lift us up where we belong

# Far from the world below

# Up where the clear winds blow... #

Here is C.

# Wrap around

# Take a hold of my heart

# What a feeling

# Being's believing

# I can have it all

# Now I'm dancing for my life... #

Here's D.

# Watching in slow motion

# As you turn around and say

# Take my breath away... #

And here is E.

# Who knows what miracles

# You can achieve

# When you believe

# Somehow you will

# You will when you believe... #

So, Grace and Fern.

I'm a bit shaky, I'm going to say A, if this is all right with you...

-Sorry, do you want to...?

-You go, no, that's fine.

Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid.

Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid for A.

Now, JB and Chloe, all of them are yours,

you can talk through all of them, if you like.

There wouldn't be much point talking through all of them,

because we were struggling on this one as well.

But thankfully there's a ray of hope in E,

the film is The Prince Of Egypt.

The Prince Of Egypt! The Prince Of Egypt.

So, we have Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

and The Prince Of Egypt.

Now, Grace and Fern went for Butch Cassidy, let's see if that's right,

let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

It's right, look at that, 31.

Meanwhile, JB and Chloe, who have to win this point,

have come in with The Prince Of Egypt for E.

Let's see if that's right, let's see if they can do it.

It's right.

Look at that, very well done indeed!

JB and Chloe, back in the game, very well done indeed!

After two questions, it's 1-1.

That's the best answer on the board, JB and Chloe, very well played.

Now, let's fill in the rest of these.

B...

-An Officer And A Gentleman.

-An Officer And A Gentleman, yeah,

Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes, that would have scored you 26.

-C...

-Flashdance.

Flashdance, absolutely.

What A Feeling, Irene Cara, 48 points for that.

-And D?

-Top Gun.

It's Top Gun, Berlin with Take My Breath Away,

and that would have scored 59.

There we are, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

So, it all comes down to the decider, our third question.

Whoever wins this goes through to the final

and plays for that jackpot for their charity,

so very, very best of luck to both pairs.

Our third question is all about...

BBC Sports Personality Of The Year winners, Richard.

We are going to show you the initials of five people

who've won the BBC Sports Personality Of The Year,

and the year in which they won it.

Who is the most obscure of these five, please?

Best of luck, both teams.

Thanks very much, let's reveal our initials, and here they come.

We have got...

JB and Chloe will go first.

I know two of those, I think.

One-and-a-half, I definitely know one!

I'm going to go out on a limb, I'm going to go LL...

Lennox Lewis.

Lennox Lewis, says JB.

LL, Lennox Lewis.

There we are. Gauntlet thrown down at your feet, Grace and Fern.

Do you want to talk us through the others?

-GRACE:

-All I can think for LH is Lenny Henry, which is, like...

Obviously wrong!

Well, it could be Lewis Hamilton.

The only other one I know is the top one.

I remember watching it, so I believe that's Virginia Wade.

-Virginia Wade, please.

-So, we have Lennox Lewis, we have Virginia Wade.

JB and Chloe went for Lennox Lewis for 1999.

Let's see if that's right, and how many people said it.

-It's right.

-That's all it needs, to be right.

21, 21 for Lennox Lewis.

Oh, it's exciting.

I really wouldn't want to call this!

You have gone for Virginia Wade, Grace and Fern, 1977.

Let's see if that's right, let's see where it ends up on the column.

It is Virginia Wade.

It's going to be...

Oh, 36 for Virginia Wade.

Very well done, JB and Chloe,

after three questions you are through to the final 2-1.

Terrific work, what a comeback in that head-to-head, amazing stuff.

Lewis Hamilton would not have done you any favours, he's a big score,

correct answer, would have scored you 57.

The one at the bottom is a really tough one,

it was John Surtees, the motor racing driver, would have scored 13.

But this middle one would have seen you through to the final,

and you will know the name.

-Fatima Whitbread.

-Ohhh!

Would have scored you 15 points.

There we are, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

So, the pair leaving us at the end of the round...

that was a great head-to-head, very well done, both pairs.

It's great if you win it!

Fern and Grace, I'm afraid this is where we say goodbye to you,

it's been lovely having you on the show, thank you so much for playing.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

But for JB and Chloe, it's now time for our Pointless final.

Congratulations, JB and Chloe,

you have seen off all the competition

-and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

-Thank you.

You now have a chance to win our jackpot for your charities,

and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing still at £2,500.

Very well done.

-You came from behind there in the head-to-head.

-I know.

Prince Of Egypt, brilliant!

It's his favourite film.

Perfect, well, there you are, played wonderfully into your hands.

Anything you badly would love to see on this last board?

I don't know, maybe...

-Music, theology, yeah.

-JLS would be great.

-JLS would be brilliant!

That would be good. That would fall nicely.

Let's hope there's something up there that you like the look of.

As usual, you get to choose from the four we put on the board.

Today's selection looks like this.

-Football managers, cos you...

-I'd prefer that.

-Yeah, I think...

Yeah. I mean...

It would have been nice to do something with music,

but I think I'm going to know more with football managers.

OK, you're going to go for football managers.

-Yeah.

-Football managers it is.

Spoken like a true musician as well there, JB.

Yeah!

Very best of luck. Hopefully you can get one out of this category.

We are looking for anybody from 1960 up to February 2016

who's had any of the following three jobs, please.

We're looking for any Wales managers,

we are looking for any Scotland managers,

or we are looking for any Northern Ireland managers.

Anyone who's been manager, caretaker manager or head coach,

whoever is in charge of the team,

for Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland,

from 1960, through to February 2016.

Thanks very much, Richard. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute

to come up with three answers,

and all you need to win the jackpot for your charities

is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

Very good. Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

There they are, your time starts now.

I'd love to have seen what Music By Numbers would have been!

Um, I think I can get a Wales manager.

Um, Scotland managers, I'm not so sure on,

but I could probably hazard a guess.

Er, Northern Ireland manager...

Same sort of deal, I could probably hazard a guess.

I don't even know who the manager is now, to be honest.

So, stick with Wales, then.

HE SIGHS

Um, Wales managers.

Yeah, probably got...

..got one sure answer and I'd probably have to guess two others.

Or pick one from the other ones.

Yeah, I'll probably have to guess one from Scotland.

-Ten seconds left.

-Possibly one...

No, possibly one...

-from Northern Ireland.

-Confidence.

-OK. All right.

OK, that is your time up.

I now need your three answers.

-What would you like to go for?

-Wales managers, Chris Coleman.

Chris Coleman.

Scotland managers, Gordon Strachan.

Gordon Strachan.

Northern Ireland managers, Roy Keane.

Roy Keane. OK, of those three,

which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

Chris Coleman, because I know it's right.

Chris Coleman, OK, we'll put Chris Coleman last.

Least likely to be pointless?

Er, probably Gordon Strachan.

OK, Gordon Strachan we'll put first.

OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then,

and here they are.

Very, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there.

Now, if one of those answers does end up being pointless

and wins you that jackpot for your charities,

what charities are you playing for?

-JB first.

-We're playing for the Haiti Hospital Appeal.

We're both playing for the Haiti Hospital Appeal,

which is obviously helping individuals in Haiti

with health care and developing obviously different health care

-and better health care for Haiti.

-Very well done.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

That's a great charity.

Let's hope one of these answers will allow you to give that jackpot

to your charity.

Your first answer is Gordon Strachan,

in this case we were looking for Scotland managers.

It has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.

-Yes.

-Let's find out, for £2,500, how many people said Gordon Strachan.

It's right.

Gordon Strachan is right.

All it has to be now is pointless

and you will win £2,500 for your charity.

Gordon Strachan now going down through the teens.

-17.

-Oh, my days!

-Not bad.

-Not bad.

-I got one right.

-That was good.

That's a winning score in any other round of Pointless.

Sadly in this round we are only interested in pointless answers,

which means we move onto your next answer, which is Roy Keane.

You were a bit less certain of this one,

but it has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot again,

so, for £2,500,

let's see how many people named Roy Keane as a Northern Ireland manager.

No, bad luck.

An incorrect answer.

Let's move swiftly on.

It means you have only one more shot for today's jackpot.

Everything is now riding on Chris Coleman, third and final answer.

The one you thought was your best shot at a pointless answer.

In this case we are looking for Wales managers.

It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

So, for £2,500, let's find out how many people said Chris Coleman.

It's right. Your first answer, Gordon Strachan, took us down to 17.

Roy Keane was incorrect.

Chris Coleman now takes us down through the teens,

down it goes, past 17.

-Ten.

-Oh! Very good, though.

Well, two very good low-scoring answers there.

But I'm really sorry, no pointless answers,

so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.

However, as it is a charity special,

we are going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair

-to give to their charities, so there we are.

-Thank you.

It's been wonderful having you on and you've been so good,

really good scores from you the whole way through.

And for that you get to take home the Pointless trophy,

-so very well done.

-Thank you very much.

-JB and Chloe, wonderful job.

Yeah, well played. Quite a tough final category, that,

if you're not Welsh, Scottish or Northern Irish.

If you are, there's pointless answers you're going to get,

but thank you for ending on a Fulham legend, Chris Coleman, much appreciated.

Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories.

Wales managers, pretty much all of these were caretakers.

Brian Flynn lots of people would have got. Dave Bowen, Dave Williams,

Mike Smith was the first full-time manager of Wales,

also could have had Jimmy Murphy, Ronnie Burgess and Trevor Morris.

Let's move on to Scotland.

Very well done at home if you said

Billy Stark, Bobby Brown, Craig Levein,

a pointless answer, Tommy Docherty also pointless,

that would have been a good one. Andy Beattie, Ian McCullough,

John Prentice and Malky MacDonald, all of them were pointless.

Northern Ireland now.

Dave Clements, Lawrie McMenemy a pointless answer,

well done if you said that. Peter Doherty,

who went on to form the Libertines,

Sammy McIlroy, also a pointless answer, and Bertie Peacock,

very well done if you got any pointless answers at home.

Thanks very much, Richard, and thanks once again to JB and Chloe.

We've loved having you on the show, thank you so much for playing.

JB and Chloe, everyone. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Join us next time,

when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.