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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
and a warm welcome to this special radio edition | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
of Pointless Celebrities, | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
the game where we aim for the obscure and we ignore the obvious. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Well, I am Nemone from Nemone's Electric Ladyland | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
on BBC Radio 6 Music. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
And I am Shaun Keaveney from BBC 6 Music's breakfast show. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Couple number two. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
OK, my name is Nihal Arthanayake and I am, like a number of people here, | 0:00:56 | 0:01:01 | |
an alumni of Radio 1, but now the BBC Asian Network. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Hi, I'm Liz Kershaw, and I'm a disc jockey. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Couple number three. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
Hello, my name's Rachel Burden, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
I co-host the 5 live breakfast show with Nicky Campbell, | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
and my career highlight so far is appearing on a 2016 edition | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
of Pointless Celebrities. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Hi, everyone, great to be here, I love this show! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
I'm Nicky Campbell, I've been on network radio since 1987, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
started on Radio 1 the same day as Liz Kershaw, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
and now I present the 5 live breakfast programme | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
with the amazing, wonderful, very, very clever, | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
much cleverer than me Rachel Burden. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Hello, I'm Marcus Brigstocke, | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
and I host The Brig Society and I've Never Seen Star Wars | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
on Radio 4. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
I'm Mark Steel and I do a show called Mark Steel's In Town | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
on Radio 4, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
and I think I'm excited and terrified in equal measure | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
at this particular moment. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Thank you very much, all of you, lovely to have you here. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
We'll get to chat to each of you throughout the show, as | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
it goes along, so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
He's a man who's always on my wavelength, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
just between the police and the local minicab firm. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Hiya. Hi, everybody. Good evening. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
-Good evening to you. -Good evening. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
-How are you? -I'm very well. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
I like these radio specials, they are always immensely competitive. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
We've gone up the numbers this time. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
I think last time we were with Radio 1 and Radio 1 Xtra. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
It was a bit unruly, if I'm honest. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
But 4, 5 and 6, and all that sort of stuff. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Can you imagine next time we do it? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
They'll have to invent some new radio stations for us. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
-They'll have to. -Only one returning player who's played before, | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
but a winner we have in our ranks. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
That's the wonderful Liz Kershaw. So no pressure on you, Nihal, | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
but if she doesn't win this time, you know what, something's happened. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Also, of course, it's a radio special, | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
we've got a couple of jingles. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
-SEVERAL: -Hey! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
# Alexander Armstrong! # | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-Oh, it's amazing, isn't it? -That's good. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
I do have others, I'll introduce them as we go on. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Let's do that. Very nice indeed, thank you very much, Richard. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-I mean, really, thank you VERY much. -Such an absolute pleasure. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
# Alexander Armstrong! # | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-Now, let's move on. -OK. Now, as usual, | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
all of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Our lovely contestants here are looking | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
for those all-important pointless answers, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
these are answers that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Find one of those and we will add 250 quid to the jackpot. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Now, as today's show is a celebrity special, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
We start off with a jackpot of £2,500. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
There we are. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
So this is the rule. I mean, if you like, it's the only rule. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
The pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
eliminated. That is it, that's the only rule you have to remember. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
And no conferring for the first two rounds, obviously. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category this evening is... | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
It's Famous People. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
who's going to go second? And whoever's going first, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
please step up to the podium. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
OK, and our question concerns... | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
We are about to show you a board with 16 pictures of famous men | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
with beards, you simply have to name the most obscure person you can, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
-please. Very, very best of luck. -OK, so, as Richard just mentioned, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
we're going to put an image up there, | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
that'll stay up for the whole round, that won't be changing. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
-Those 16 will be our 16 for the entire round. -Phew! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
So, good luck with that, | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Nemone, answering last and all! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
OK, let's have a look at that image, and here it comes. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
We have these people. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
These bearded people. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Now, Shaun, you started out writing jingles? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
-I did. -Like that? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Well, it wasn't so much the musical part of the jingles, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
it was more the commercials, but, yeah, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
I was responsible for a lot of terrible radio. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
-As I still am. -I always imagined that these... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
I thought they were sort of made on an island somewhere. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
There's an island somewhere, I don't know, like Montserrat, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
where lots of jingle singers wander round clinking ice in drinks. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
There is plenty of that going on! You're absolutely right. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Isn't that how it happens? Surely, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
like a Tin Pan Alley but less tin and pan. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
And alley, in fact, just sort of cocktails and sand. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
There's a lot... Yeah, I think you've hit the nail on the head | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-pretty much there. -Now, Shaun, men with beards. -Crikey. -Come on. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
OK. This is a bit of a nightmare, isn't it? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Because there are some proper old ringers in there. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
You've got some obvious ones. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Do I take a chance? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
I think I'm going... | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Allen Ginsberg. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Allen Ginsberg, says Shaun. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Is it right? How many of our 100 people said it? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Absolutely right, very well done. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
It's pointless! Shaun! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
What a start to the show! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
A pointless answer, that adds £250 to today's jackpot, | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
takes the total up to £2,750. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
It scores you nothing and earns you, I mean, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
a pat on the shoulder just there from Nemone, | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
and a place in Pointless history. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
That's just wonderful. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Look at that. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
I can't believe that's just happened! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-Wow. -Goodness me, Shaun, very, very well played. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Yeah, Allen Ginsberg. Back in the day, that sort of beard - | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
there he is on the second row - | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
that would have you marked out as something of a maverick | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
back in those days. These days, you just think, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
"Yeah, guy with a beard, works in IT." | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard, and a pat on the back to you, Shaun, | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
very well done indeed. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Liz, welcome back to Pointless. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
I'll get my coat now! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
That was a good start to the round, | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-but I know you'll have a great answer. -Stunned. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Now, Liz, you have worked in radio for the best part of 30 years. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Yeah, I'm 72 in August. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Yeah, me and Nicky started on... | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Well, he started on the Saturday night, | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
3rd of October, and I started on the 4th of October, 1987. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
It's amazing. I don't know how shocked he is, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
but I wake up every day and think, "Am I still in gainful employment?!" | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Woo! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
That's nice. I wanted to talk to you about Dawn Chorus And The Bluetits. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-Oh, yes! -Tell us about that. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Well, that was our band in Leeds, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
and I started that with a girl round the corner | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
who wasn't a TV personality then. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
She got the job about two weeks after we started the band, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
and that was Carol Vorderman with Countdown. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
With Carol Vorderman?! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Yeah. Do you still perform, do you ever get together? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Oh, no, we only lasted about six months. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
So, Liz, men with beards. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
I can't decide whether to go risky or safe. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
I think I'll say Eric Cantona. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Eric Cantona, says Liz, let's see if that's right, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people spotted Eric Cantona. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
It's right. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
Oh, good, it's not too bad. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-34, not bad. -That's not bad. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Not bad at all, 34 for Eric Cantona. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Well played, Liz, there he is, next to Allen Ginsberg. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-Successful actor now, Eric Cantona. -Yes. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-Good stuff, thank you, Richard. -Thank you. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-So, Rachel, welcome to Pointless. -Hello. -Wonderful to have you. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Congratulations, you've got a baby boy, I gather? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I do, yeah. Not here with me. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
No, not here, no, no. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
-I haven't hidden him. -But how is that working with your early-morning schedule? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
Well, I don't know, I've got three others so I'm kind of used to it, | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
and the father plays a part in some way. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
What time's your alarm set? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
-Alarm goes off at 3.20am. -Ha-ha! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
And I make my way to the studio and get the show shipshape | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
before my friend and colleague here comes in and messes it all up. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
-Very good. Now, Rachel, men with beards? -Yeah. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
It's trying to work out what the 100 people may have said, | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
who they may have known, so I'm going to go for Rowan Williams. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
-I think. -Rowan Williams, says Rachel. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Rowan Williams. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Well, 34 is our high score, zero is our low score, | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
you've passed the high score. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Oh, look at that! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Well played, Rachel. Very well done, yeah. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-Rowan Williams there on the bottom, second from right. -There we go. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
-There he is. -Marcus, welcome. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-Hello, thank you. -Now, The Now Show, of which you are part, | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
has been on for... I mean, that's just been on for ever and ever. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
How many series of that have there been? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
Oh, I actually don't know. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-I think it's about 40-something. -At least, at least. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
It's like The Archers. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
What day do you record on? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
-Thursday. So that's what I like about it, it's really fast. -Yes. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
I agree the subject on Wednesday evening, | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
research it Wednesday night, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
write it all day Thursday, record it, then it goes out the next day. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-On Thursday? -It's a fun way of making comedy. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Marcus, what would you like to go for, from our board of beards? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
It's tricky, I was hoping Father Christmas would be on there. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
I really want to go for the risky one, | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
but I'm not that sure. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
-Go for the risky one! -You think so, huh? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
-Ernest Hemingway. -Ernest Hemingway, says Marcus. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Ernest Hemingway. Is it right? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
It IS right. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
-Look at that! -Yes! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Come on! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Very well done, book-ended by pointless answers. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
That adds another £250 to today's jackpot, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
takes the total up to £3,000, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
scores you nothing and earns you endless respect. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Very well played there, Marcus. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Anything Radio 6 can do, Radio 4 can do too. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Terrific answer. Of all the people on that board, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
I think he would make the best Father Christmas. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Second from the left there on the third row. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
There we are, thank you very much. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
We're halfway through the round, let's look at the scores. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Only three scores between the four pairs there, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
zero being the best score. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Well done, Marcus. Well done, Shaun. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Then up to 4, Rachel and Nicky. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Then 34. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
I didn't think you were going to be so far ahead at this stage. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
-So, Nihal, we need a low score from you. -Yeah. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Another big risk, one of those ones you've looked at and thought, | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
"Is that...? No. Is that...? No." | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
You might have to go for one of them, maybe. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Best of luck with that. We come back down the line now, | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
OK, so, remember, we are looking for the names of these bearded men. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
There we are, 16 of them there. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Mark, welcome to Pointless. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
-Thank you. -A great treat to have you here. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Mark Steel's In Town, how many series of that have you done? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Just on the seventh one. So the idea, for anybody who doesn't know, | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
is that I have to go to a town somewhere and write a whole show | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
about that town, to people in that town, | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
be as rude about it as possible and get away with it. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
It started, really, cos I was doing a show one night, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
it was in Skipton, | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
and I noticed that there was a town called Keighley | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
just around the corner, and I said to the audience, | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
"So, Keighley, then, is that the rival town here?" | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
And then this one woman, as if she was spokesperson for all of them, | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
she just went, "Keighley is a sink of evil." | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
What a brilliant thing! It could only work in Skipton | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
that she would do that and it would make any sense, so I thought, | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
I'll try and write a whole show about just the little things, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
the little quirks of each town, and so far keep getting away with it. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Mark, there you are, you're on nothing. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
The high-scorers are Nihal and Liz on 34. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
If you can score 33 or less, | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
you are definitely through to the next round. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
I'm terrified now, because what I thought was absolutely certain, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
now that I'm up here, of course, I've got the collywobbles. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Right, I'm going to leave the country if this is wrong. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
-Charles Darwin. -Surely, it's Charles Darwin. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Anyway, there is your red line, let's find out. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
If you get below that red line, you are through to the next round. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
How many of our 100 said Charles Darwin? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
It's right. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Through you go to Round 2. Charles Darwin, 23. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
-Good call, mate. -23. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Well played, Mark, safely through. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Charles Darwin there, bottom left. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
Also the first person in black and white to score any points at all in | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-this round. -Nice. Thanks, Richard. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Now, Nicky, just briefly, your radio career, | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
you started on Radio 1. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
-Yeah. -You had... I'm going to call it... | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Along with Liz, you had rather highbrow music shows, | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
-didn't you? -Well, yeah, it was great to play that stuff. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Then you moved gradually further and further towards current affairs, | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
and now very much in current affairs. Was that the idea, | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
do you think, or...? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
Well, kind of. I started off as a journalist | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
and moved into music radio. | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
I remember the first time I put a pair of headphones on and played a | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
record, and the feeling was, this was the best feeling in the world. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
So I loved doing that. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
Then I just did lots of interviews and segued into current affairs. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
Yeah. Do you miss the music now? It sounds like you do. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Yeah, a little bit, I do. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
I still, you know, now and again play a lot of music. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
-He dabbles. -You get to play a bit on 5 live, do you? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-Now and again. -Every so often. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Nicky, there you are, on 4. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
The high-scorers, still Nihal and Liz on 34, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
so 29 or less. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
-29 or less? -29 or less. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
I've got to just hope that there's a generational thing | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
going on here, that lots of young people have been asked. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-I'm going to go for Mr T. -Mr T, says Nicky. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:40 | |
OK. Hoping very much for a generational thing to be going on. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
There is your red line, let's see how many of our 100 people said Mr T. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
It's right. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
64 there, taking your total up to 68. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Yeah, it's a big score. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
I'm amazed at how much more famous he is than Allen Ginsberg. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
-XANDER LAUGHS -I find that extraordinary. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Big score for Mr T. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
There we are. Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Now, Nihal. Welcome. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
You are the Asian beats man, | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
you were on Radio 1, and now the Asian... | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
I was, yeah, and now I do... I, like Nicky, | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
have kind of segued into news and current affairs | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
on the BBC Asian Network. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
So I did 12 years' Radio 1, DJing all around the world. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
You've just been inducted into the Radio Hall Of Fame as well? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
-Yes, yes. -Very exciting. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
-What's that involve? -You basically go around a room and tell them you | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
haven't retired, that you're still open for work! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Cos, of course, when you get inducted into a Hall of Fame... | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
I got the impression beforehand if you ever get inducted | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
into a hall of fame, that it's at the tail end of your career, | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
and I had to keep reminding people I'm still very much here. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
-Exciting, though? -Yeah, no, it was fantastic, yeah, brilliant. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
Well, Nihal, the high-scorers | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
at the moment are Nicky and Rachel on 68, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
so 33 or less gets you through. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
-It's getting harder. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
Well, I mean, I'm drawn naturally as a Spurs supporter to Alan Sugar. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
Oh, hang on... | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
You've done something, you've mentioned a name on there. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-Oh, are you not allowed to do that? -Ooooh... -Ooooh... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
No, we have a rule, a harsh rule where we take your... | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
-Oh, he didn't know that. -Oh, I'm sorry. -He's not been here before. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Don't make him have Alan Sugar! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-I'm sorry, Alan Sugar is, I'm afraid... -OK, right. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
I'm afraid that's the first bearded name that you uttered. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
-Oh, right, OK. -Who knows? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Alan Sugar, maybe people forgot him? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
-Oh, yeah. -Let's see how far down the column we get with Alan Sugar. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
I'm sorry, Nihal. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
How many people said Alan Sugar? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
He's right. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
Oh, I'm sorry. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
-I'm sorry, Nihal. -They are the rules. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
That scores you 84 point and has taken your total up to 118. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
Yeah, Alan Sugar there, very much our version of Donald Trump. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
-Don't get any ideas. -LAUGHTER | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
Nemone, you are through to the next round, | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
doesn't matter what you score. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-Oh! -But before we talk about that, I want to talk about this. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Before you went into DJing, you were a 400 metres sprinter. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
-Yes. -Of some repute. I mean, you were good! -Well... | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
I could get round. Which was useful. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
You did brilliantly! You were in the running, as it were. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
I was certainly running! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Don't know whether I was IN the running. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
What happened there, why did you stop that? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Well, probably... | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Do you know, I was doing it at the same time as DJing, I was running. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
I tried to continue alongside, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
and then the music career was getting me faster | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
than the 400 metres, so, yeah, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
I went with the one that was going to pay. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
As the summer comes on, presumably you have a very busy summer, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
do you go and do festivals? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
Yeah, actually, with Electric Ladyland, | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
which is my show on 6 Music, yeah, | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
I've been out at the festivals, Bestival, Green Man, | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
so it's nice to be able to get out of the studio and do it live. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
That's nice. How many years have you been touring that every summer? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Do you know, the show's been going for nearly four years now, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
and I've loved it. It's been successful. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
Absolutely brilliant. Now, Nemone, I bet you've got a brilliant answer, | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
and with the nice knowledge that you are through to the next round whatever | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
you score, take a bit of a risk. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
-No! -Really? -No! -LAUGHTER | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
With the nice knowledge that I'm through to the next round, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
-I'm going to go Robert De Niro. -Robert De Niro. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
There's no red line for you because you're already through. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Robert De Niro. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
It's right. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
25, look at that. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Very well done. Well played, Nemone, safe and sound. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
There he is on the top row, third along. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Shall we go through the rest of these? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Up on the top row, next to the British Donald Trump | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-is the British Hillary Clinton. -LAUGHTER | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Jeremy Corbyn there, 59. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Nihal, what were you going to go for if you'd...? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Zach Galifinakis. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-Well, Zach Galifinakis would have scored you 6 points. -Oh! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
-Would have been a very good answer. -That's not... | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
I would have taken you out, Campbell! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
That's not John Torode, then, with a beard? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
-Did you think that was John Torode?! -I thought it was John Torode | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
after his year off! RICHARD LAUGHS | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
That is not John Torode, no. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
I wonder if anyone else at home said John Torode. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
Next, Robert De Niro. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
Che Guevara would have scored you 4 points. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
I thought it was Eddie Izzard! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
We should play a game of who do we think these people are. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Second row we've done. Third row there... Prince Harry | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
would have scored you 84 points, same as Alan Sugar. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Ben Affleck there. That's a low score, actually. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
20 points for Ben Affleck, Sean Connery, 71. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
There's one more pointless answer on the bottom row there, | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
another black and white gentleman there. That is Ulysses S Grant, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
very well done if you said that at home. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
And I forget who the person in the bottom right is. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
IMITATES: Is it Brian Blessed?! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
It is Brian Blessed. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
-And that would have scored you 70 points. -There we are. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Thank you very much indeed. At the end of our first round, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
the pair we have to say goodbye to... I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
With their high score of 118, I'm really sorry. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
And you know you should, yeah, it's a harsh rule, | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
but I'm afraid we have to stick with it. Just come back and play again, | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
that's all I can say. Come back and also win. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
-Next week. -Please. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
We can see you in any time, and we will. Nihal and Liz, | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-thanks so much for playing. Brilliant contestants. -Thank you. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Well, we're suddenly down to three pairs, | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
and at the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
to another of the pairs in front of me now. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Well done. Between you, you've added 500 quid to the jackpot. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Fantastic first round. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Very well done indeed. Best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Our category for Round Two this evening... | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
The English language. Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Words with silent letters, Richard. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
On each board, we're going to show you six definitions of words, | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
all of those words begin with a silent letter. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Can you give us the answers to these following definitions, please? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
Six on the first board, six on the second, | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
12 in all to have a go at, at home. Very best of luck. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
# Pointless Round Two! # | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
-Lovely. -Let's get on with this round. -Yeah. -Fun. OK, here... | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
# Richard Osman! # | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
There we go. OK. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
Here's our first board of definitions, | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
and the answers to all these are words with a silent letter. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
And our first board looks like this... | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
I'm going to read all of those again. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
There we go. Nemone. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
I am... | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
..going to start with... | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
..A fictitious name used by an author. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
A pseudonym. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Pseudonym, says Nemone. Pseudonym. Let's see if that's right. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
It's right. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
-54. -Not bad, not bad. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
-54. -Well played, Nemone. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Samuel Clemens, who used the pseudonym Mark Twain. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
Before he used Mark Twain, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
genuinely his pseudonym was Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
-Sounds good. -Yeah. I think Mark Twain is better. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Possibly. Anyway. There we are. Nicky, Nicky. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Now... | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
-Tricky. -It is. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
Right. A legendary dwarfish creature supposed to guard the earth's | 0:23:04 | 0:23:09 | |
treasure... | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
-Gnome. -Gnome. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Gnome, says Nicky. Let's see if that's right. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people went for gnome. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
It's right. Well, 54 is our only score. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
48 for gnome. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-All right. -Gnome. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Another good answer. I remember being furious when I was a child | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
finding out that Dennis the Menace's dog was pronounced Nasher | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
rather than G-nasher. Which is what I thought he was. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
-Oh, it's much better G-nasher. -G-nasher is a better name, isn't it? -Much better, yeah. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Now, Mark, this board is all yours. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
If you wanted to go through and fill in all the blanks, | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-you'd be very welcome. -Oh. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
Do I have to? Right, I don't really know the blank I'd like to know, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
but, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
well, a wrinkle is the lines found on the face, I suppose. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:58 | |
A passage between rows of seats would be an aisle. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
But I'm going to go for a czar as the title of the autocrat | 0:24:01 | 0:24:06 | |
-or emperor of Russia. -Czar. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Which is spelt with a T and maybe that's thrown people, I don't know. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Czar, says Mark. OK, | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
well, let's see how many of our 100 people went for czar. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
It's right. Now 54 is our high score. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
48... Whoa. 63. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
63 for czar. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Yeah, you know what, you all did rather well in that round | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
because the top two answers are the really big scorers, | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
and you all avoided them. Now, aisle scores you 81. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Wrinkle... What do you think wrinkle would score you? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
-Do you know...88. -95 points. -No. Well done, wrinkle. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:44 | |
95 points. Now this other one is a pointless answer. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
Starts with a B, then it's a D, and it's bdellium. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Very well done if you got that at home. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
OK, we're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
48, Nicky. As it turns out, the best score of the pass, | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
so very well done. Then up to 54, where we find Nemone and Shaun. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
And then 63, Mark and Marcus. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:05 | |
So, Marcus, I mean, again, not that far ahead, | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
but we need a correspondingly low score from you | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
to keep you in the game. So best of luck. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
You'll get first dibs on the new board, so use it wisely. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
We come back down the line now. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
OK, let's put six more clues up on the board, and here they come... | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
-Marcus. -Yes. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:14 | |
OK. Well, | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
I'm going to go with a pattern of words which assists in remembering | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
something, and that's mnemonic. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
-Mnemonic... -Yeah. -..says Marcus. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
No red line for you as you're the high-scorers currently, | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
but let's see how many of our 100 people said mnemonic. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
It's right. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
Oh, look at that. Very well done indeed, Marcus, | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
exactly what we needed from you. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
29, taking your total up to 92. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
Very well played, Marcus. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Also a word used to describe people who look like Nemone as well. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
They are mnemonic. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Rachel, you're on 48. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
43 or less gets you into the head-to-head. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
Yeah, I mean, I know, I think, all of them except for one. | 0:26:56 | 0:27:01 | |
Which to go for? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
I think I'll go... I'll head right down to the bottom. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Lung inflammation caused by bacterial or viral infection... | 0:27:07 | 0:27:12 | |
-Pneumonia. -Pneumonia, says Rachel. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Here's your red line. If you can get below this red line with pneumonia, | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
you are into the head-to-head. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
How many of our 100 people said pneumonia? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
I don't know. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
-It's right. -See? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
-Oh, no. -58. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
58 takes your total up to 106. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:33 | |
-Could still be in the game. -Yeah, it's very close on that final podium. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Yeah, "new monia". It came in after... | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
They used to have "old monia" and they found a cure for it, | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
-which was... -Oh, yeah. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Got past the antibiotics. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Shaun. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
OK, so it's a matter of trying to think which one people... | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
..second-guess which one people might not know as much. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
I think I'm going to go for adjustable tool - wrench. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:59 | |
Wrench, says Shaun. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
Oh, it's exciting, this, isn't it? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
-It is exciting. -Oh, here is your red line. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
You have to get below that. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:08 | |
# There's your red line! # | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
Yeah. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:17 | |
Get below that and you're in the head-to-head. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Whoa. How many people said wrench? | 0:28:24 | 0:28:25 | |
-It's right. 89, Shaun. -Oh... | 0:28:30 | 0:28:36 | |
Well, I was left with all the easy ones. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
That takes your total up to 143, Shaun. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
-Oh. -Yeah, there's an answer out there | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
that would have actually got you into a tie. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
We would have seen lock-down. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:46 | |
And it's not the top one - knead. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
That would have scored too many points. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
If would have scored you 86, but if you'd said kneel... | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
Scores you 52 points. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
48 people didn't recognise THAT as kneeling? | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
Well, you know what, it's one of those where it's got some long words | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
at the beginning - assume the position in which the body is supported... | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
People go, "You know what? I haven't got time for this." | 0:29:08 | 0:29:10 | |
And the arrangement of flowers is a wreath. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
And that would have scored 63. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:17 | |
So best answer on the board is mnemonic. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
-Well played. -There we are. Well, thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
So at the end of our second round, I'm sorry, Shaun and Nemone... | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
-I'm sorry, Shaun. -It's harsh. -Oh, I know. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
-It's very harsh. -It's tough for us, isn't it? | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
-Tough. -Everyone's leaving this show under a bit of a cloud, aren't they? | 0:29:29 | 0:29:33 | |
-Furious, aren't they? -Could we get a jingle at least before we go? | 0:29:33 | 0:29:39 | |
Let me see. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:40 | |
Oh, yes. Here's a perfect one for you. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
# Richard Osman! # | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
-Oh. -Oh, Shaun and Nemone, it's been lovely having you on. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
I'm so sorry you have to say goodbye now. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
Come back and play again and win. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:51 | |
But thank you very much. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
Shaun and Nemone. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:54 | |
But for Mark and Marcus, Nicky and Rachel, | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
Congratulations, Mark and Marcus, Nicky and Rachel, | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for that | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
jackpot, which currently stands at £3,000. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:13 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oooh! | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
-Ooh. -So we have to decide who's going to play for that jackpot, | 0:30:15 | 0:30:19 | |
and we do it by making you go head-to-head. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
But there's a difference. You're now allowed to confer before you give | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
your answers, which is nice. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:25 | |
You can chat before you give your final answer. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
Very best of luck to both pairs. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:31 | |
Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
OK, here comes your first question. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
And it concerns... | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
Themes from TV soaps. Richard. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
# Pointless head-to-head! # | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
Yeah, we're about to play you five theme tunes from TV soaps. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:58 | |
You just need to tell us which programmes | 0:30:58 | 0:31:00 | |
these are the themes to, please. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:01 | |
-Very best of luck. -OK. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:02 | |
OK, let's listen to our five themes, and here they come. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
We have got... | 0:31:05 | 0:31:06 | |
Here's B... | 0:31:32 | 0:31:33 | |
Here is C... | 0:31:56 | 0:31:57 | |
Here's D... | 0:32:19 | 0:32:20 | |
And here is E... | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
There we are. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:01 | |
OK, so, Mark and Marcus, you are our low-scorers, so you will go first. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:06 | |
We've had a confer, and I think this is risky, | 0:33:06 | 0:33:09 | |
but I'm going to say that C was El Dorado. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:13 | |
C, El Dorado. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
C, El Dorado, say Mark and Marcus. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
Now then, Nicky and Rachel, do you want to talk through the others? | 0:33:18 | 0:33:22 | |
Interestingly, number one was the theme of Emmerdale Farm | 0:33:22 | 0:33:28 | |
back in the day. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:29 | |
I'm not sure if the theme has changed. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
-What was B? -B was my Friday-night sorted, a can of Coke, | 0:33:32 | 0:33:37 | |
a packet of crisps and Dynasty. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
-What shall we go for? -Is that still the theme of Emmerdale? | 0:33:39 | 0:33:42 | |
-I don't know. -I'm thinking it's something just a bit whooshed up. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
But you wanted to go for D, so why are you changing your mind now? | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
Cos I think it might... It's going to be a... | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
-What do you think D is? -It's going to be a biggie. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
It's going to be... D is Hollyoaks. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:53 | |
-Will people remember Dynasty? -What would you like to go for? | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
-I'm going to have to get an answer. -Dynasty. -OK, we'll go for Dynasty. | 0:33:56 | 0:34:00 | |
-B. -B, Dynasty. So we have... | 0:34:00 | 0:34:05 | |
From Mark and Marcus we have C, El Dorado. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:09 | |
Should we see if that's right? | 0:34:09 | 0:34:10 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said El Dorado. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
-It's right. -Yes! | 0:34:16 | 0:34:17 | |
It's right. And I have a feeling this is going to be a good score, | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
down it goes, down it goes. Look at that. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:22 | |
Very well done. 5, El Dorado. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
-That'll do. That'll do. -Good work. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
Nicky and Rachel have said B, Dynasty. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:33 | |
B, Dynasty. Let's see if that's right. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
It's right. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
Look at that, 19. Not bad at all. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
Close. But, Mark and Marcus, | 0:34:47 | 0:34:50 | |
you've got it, and after one question, you're up 1-0. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
Yes, those were the best two answers on the board as well, actually. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
So well played, both teams. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
Let's fill in these gaps. | 0:34:57 | 0:34:58 | |
So A... | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
-..is Emmerdale. -Emmerdale. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
And that would have scored... | 0:35:04 | 0:35:05 | |
..64 points. Big scorer. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
D was Hollyoaks, as you also knew. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
And Hollyoaks would have scored 24. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
-And E was of course Crossroads. -Crossroads. -And that scores 49. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:23 | |
Thanks very much. So here comes your second question. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
Nicky and Rachel, you get to answer this one first. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
You have to win it to stay in the game. Best of luck. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
Our second question this evening is all about... | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
-Oh. -City skylines at night. -We're going to show you five pictures now | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
of city skylines at night. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:39 | |
Can you identify the most obscure city, please? | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
OK, let's reveal our five skylines, and here they come. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
We have got... A... | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
B... | 0:35:51 | 0:35:52 | |
C... | 0:35:56 | 0:35:58 | |
D... | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
E... | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
And E. Sorry. LAUGHTER | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
I was a bit carried away on these skylines. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
Wow. Exciting. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
OK, now, Nicky and Rachel, you will go first. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
-We take a punt? -Well, yeah... | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
Let's go for it, you know. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
-OK. -Let's seize the day, take a risk. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
This could be our final moment. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
Let's hit the nightlife. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
I'm going to say Kuala Lumpur, B. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
B, Kuala Lumpur. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
B, Kuala Lumpur. OK now, Mark and Marcus, talk us through that board. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:40 | |
Well, one or two of them are fairly clear. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
-Yeah. -I think A is pretty definitely Reading. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
I'd guess that sort of E is somewhere in America, | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
possibly in the New York area. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
D is Dubai. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
-Yes. -And C we thought was Kuala Lumpur. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:05 | |
Oh. Well, you're probably right. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
But, I mean, it might be best to go for one we definitely know. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:14 | |
-I reckon... -I think the safest thing to do is exactly as you suggested - | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
-D, Dubai. -OK. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:18 | |
OK, D, Dubai. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
So we have from Nicky and Rachel - B, Kuala Lumpur. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:24 | |
Let's see if that's right. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:25 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people went for KL for B. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
Oh! | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
No, I'm afraid not B for KL. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
-I've been there. -Mark and Marcus have gone for D, Dubai. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:41 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Dubai. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
Just has to be right for you to win the point | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
and go through to the final. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:47 | |
And it is right, and you do go through to the final. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
Dubai was indeed D. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:54 | |
55 was what it scored. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
But crucially it was right. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:57 | |
And it means, after only two questions, | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
you're through to the final 2-0. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
You're quite right, gents, C is Kuala Lumpur | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
with the Petronas Towers there. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
15 points for Kuala Lumpur. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
A is Paris. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
67 points for Paris. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
The best answer on the board is B, not Kuala Lumpur. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:17 | |
Anyone, if you had to guess? | 0:38:17 | 0:38:18 | |
-Toronto. -Toronto, yeah, that's the CN Tower. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
That would have scored 6. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:22 | |
And E is New York. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
Empire State Building. 30 points for that. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. So the pair leaving us at the end | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
of the head-to-head round... | 0:38:30 | 0:38:31 | |
..Nicky and Rachel, I'm sorry to say... | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
There's no shame in losing to the Marks here. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
Well, that's very gracious of you to say that. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
-No, it's true. -There's a lot of brain on that podium. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
There's been a lot of nous going down from Radio 5 live. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
Thank you so much, it's been wonderful having you here. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
-Thank you. -Come and play again. Nicky and Rachel, everyone. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
Well done. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:49 | |
But for Mark and Marcus, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
Congratulations, Mark and Marcus. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
You've seen off all the competition | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
And at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £3,000. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
-There we are. AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:39:17 | 0:39:21 | |
Superb. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:22 | |
You started today's show with a pointless answer. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
All you have to do now is finish it with a pointless answer, | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
and you're away. You'll take that jackpot home for your charities. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
Anything you badly want to see come up in this round? | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
Anything you badly don't want to see come up in this round? | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
Anything to do with, you know, snooker or tennis... | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
Any sport thing, I think, would be a right set. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
For rugby, I'm a bit rubbish on. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
-Or... -But I'm posh, so we'd probably be all right there. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
Yeah. Yeah. Other than that, 12th-century architecture. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:50 | |
I don't know. No. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
No. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:54 | |
Cheeses would be a good subject to come up for me, various... | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
Cheeses I Have Enjoyed would be a strong category for me. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
There we are. Well, you get to choose your category, | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
as you know, from the board behind me. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
Let's hope there's something up there that you like the look of. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:09 | |
Today's selection reads like this... | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
I did say before that I'm posh, | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
but oddly I don't own a horse. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
Well, not yet anyway. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
Modern Rock Music Ks could be... | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
It could be Kaiser Chiefs or something. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
But have you been to Australia? | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
-No, but... -It's really far, I know that. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
I've got a feeling Australia might be all right. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
I don't know. What do you think? | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
Modern Rock Music Ks or Australia. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
-Is it Australia, then? -I think it's Australia. -Go on. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
-OK, Australia it is. Richard. -OK, very best of luck. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
Three very different questions here. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
Hopefully, one of these will suit you. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:51 | |
We are looking for the name of any Peter Carey novel up to April 2016, | 0:40:51 | 0:40:56 | |
please, including his novels for children. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
We are looking for any of the 19 UNESCO World Heritage Sites | 0:40:59 | 0:41:03 | |
in Australia, or in its external territories. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
Or we are looking for any Australian cricketer | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
who has scored 5,000 or more Test runs, please. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
Again up to April 2016. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
So Peter Carey novels, | 0:41:14 | 0:41:15 | |
UNESCO World Heritage Sites in Australia | 0:41:15 | 0:41:17 | |
or Australian cricketers with 5,000 or more Test runs. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
Very, very best of luck, gents. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:22 | |
-Right. Do you know any? -Thanks very much. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
You've got up to one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of your answers | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
to be pointless. Are you ready? | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
-I'm ready, I guess, yeah. -Do you know any of the first two? -OK. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
-Sorry. -I do, yeah. -Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
There they are. Your time starts now. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
OK, well, Uluru or Ayers Rock... | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
-It is a UNESCO World Heritage Site. -Ayers Rock. -Yeah, definitely. -But what's the other one you said? | 0:41:40 | 0:41:45 | |
-Uluru, but that's Ayers Rock. -Right, got it. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
I don't know any cricketers. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
Right, no, Allan Border is the obvious one. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
Ricky Ponting. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:53 | |
Mark Taylor people may not get. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
Mark Taylor, I would imagine, must have 5,000. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
Matthew Hayden. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
Matthew Hayden would people get? | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Hayden, Langer... | 0:42:02 | 0:42:04 | |
Matthew Hayden, Justin Langer | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
and Mark Taylor. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
I think. Or going back, would they get? | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
Just quickly, it is possible that Arnhem Land is... | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
..that the whole thing is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
but that's a wild guess. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:19 | |
-Is it? -Yeah. So your cricketers would be... | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
And I can't... That is all you. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
I've never even held a cricket bat. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
-Ten seconds. -Bill Lawry, would that be...? | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
They didn't play so many back then. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
Ian Chappell. I'm going to go for... I'd reckon Ian Chappell, | 0:42:32 | 0:42:37 | |
-Mark Taylor... -OK, that's your time up. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
Give me your three answers. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
All right, so we reckon with the cricketers... | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
I'm going to say Ian Chappell. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
-Ian Chappell. -Mark Taylor. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
-Mark Taylor. -And Justin Langer. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
Justin Langer. Of those three, | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
which is your best shot at a pointless answer, do you reckon? | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
I think Mark Taylor. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:57 | |
I'm not certain. They might be wrong. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
We'll put Mark Taylor last. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:00 | |
-Least likely? -Ian Chappell, I think. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
Ian Chappell. Justin Langer in the middle. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
OK, well, let's put those up on the board in that order, then. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
And here they are. We've got Ian Chappell, | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
we've got Justin Langer and we've got Mark Taylor. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
Well, very, very best of luck. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
Three great answers up on the board. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:15 | |
Now, if one of these happens to be pointless and you won that jackpot, | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
3,000 quid, to split between your charities, | 0:43:18 | 0:43:20 | |
what charities are you playing for? | 0:43:20 | 0:43:21 | |
-Mark? -There's a charity called Bolton Kidz2gether, | 0:43:21 | 0:43:25 | |
which is someone I know | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
who looks after kids on the autistic spectrum all day and gives them | 0:43:27 | 0:43:31 | |
a brilliant time, and they have a lovely time and everything. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
And it would make a lot of difference. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
-Marcus? -Yeah, | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
my charity is Arts Emergency, | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
which was set up by a Radio 4 friend, Josie Long, | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
and gives people opportunities to work in the arts and be trained in | 0:43:44 | 0:43:49 | |
the arts that they wouldn't otherwise have. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
Two excellent charities there. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:55 | |
Let's hope one of these answers, at least, is pointless | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
and will win that decent jackpot for them to split between them. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
OK, so your first answer was Ian Chappell. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
In the case of all three answers, we're looking for Australian | 0:44:03 | 0:44:06 | |
cricketers who've scored 5,000 or more runs. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:08 | |
Only one of these has to be pointless | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
for you to win that jackpot. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:11 | |
But for £3,000, let's see how many of our 100 people said Ian Chappell. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:15 | |
Is it right? Is it pointless? | 0:44:15 | 0:44:16 | |
It is right. So Ian Chappell, | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
all he has to do now is score zero and you will leave with that jackpot | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
for your charities. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:27 | |
Down Ian Chappell goes through the teens, | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
into single figures, still going down. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
Down it goes, still going down. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:32 | |
-1. AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:44:32 | 0:44:34 | |
-Oh! Oh! Oh! -1. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:37 | |
Who is that person?! | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
It's probably you, and you forgot! | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
Sadly, not a pointless answer, | 0:44:43 | 0:44:44 | |
which means we have to move on to your next answer. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
Only two more shots at today's jackpot. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
Justin Langer was your next answer. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
Let's hope nobody said Justin Langer. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
For £3,000, is it pointless? | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
We're looking for Australian cricketers | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
with 5,000 or more Test runs. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
It's right again. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:04 | |
Ian Chappell was right, took us all the way down to 1. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
Justin Langer, now taking us down through the 30s, | 0:45:07 | 0:45:10 | |
-20s, into the teens... -Come on. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:11 | |
Into single figures, down it goes. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
Still going down. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:14 | |
Justin Langer taking you to 1 again! | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
It'll be the same bloke. I bet it's Joe Norris. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
-There we are. -Whoever this person is, | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
I hope they're pleased with themselves. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:27 | |
OK, two fantastic low scores there, | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
but everything is now riding on your third and final answer. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
We have to have a pointless answer from you here. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
You've gone for Mark Taylor. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:37 | |
We're looking for Australian batsmen who have scored 5,000 or more Test | 0:45:37 | 0:45:41 | |
runs. This was your most confident shot at a pointless answer. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:44 | |
Mark Taylor. If it's pointless, it wins you £3,000. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
How many people said Mark Taylor? | 0:45:46 | 0:45:48 | |
It's right. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:54 | |
Ian Chappell took us down to 1. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:57 | |
Justin Langer took us down to 1. | 0:45:57 | 0:45:58 | |
Mark Taylor now has to take us down to zero | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
for you to win that jackpot. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:01 | |
Mark Taylor now takes us into single figures, | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
down it goes, still going down, | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
still going down... Oh, no! | 0:46:05 | 0:46:06 | |
Oh, mate... | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
Oh... | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
Oh, that is so unlucky. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
Three fantastic low scores there. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
-Yeah. -Three fantastic low scores. | 0:46:18 | 0:46:19 | |
-So close. -I'm afraid you just didn't manage to find that all-important | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
-pointless answer. So I'm afraid... -I'm glad I was able to contribute. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:26 | |
Yeah, well, I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £3,000. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:29 | |
But as today's show is a celebrity special and each of our celebrity | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
pairs was playing for a charity, | 0:46:32 | 0:46:34 | |
we're going to donate 500 quid to each of our celebrity pairs. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:37 | |
So there you are. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:38 | |
Fabulous to have you on. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:41 | |
And don't forget, you get to take home a Pointless trophy. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
-Oh. -Very nice. -So there we are. It hasn't all been in vain. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:47 | |
Mark and Marcus, absolutely fantastic. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:48 | |
Thank you. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:50 | |
1, 1 and 2... | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
I feel for you, gents. Mark, it was a brilliant effort. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
You obviously know your cricket. You really do. | 0:46:56 | 0:46:59 | |
Another couple of names you mentioned in the minute... | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
Bill Lawry was on there, he would've scored 1 point as well. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
Matthew Hayden also would have scored 1 point. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
The good news is you've skiddled out the Australian top order for 4, | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
which is very, very impressive. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:12 | |
We'll go on to the pointless answers in that category in a minute. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
We'll start with Peter Carey novels. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
Any thoughts at all on Peter Carey? | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
I've never read one, I don't think. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
-No. -Excellent. Well, I'd imagine you won't after this as well. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:25 | |
Some of his bigger novels, actually, pointless answers here. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
Parrot And Olivier In America, which was nominated for the Booker. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:30 | |
The Tax Inspector, The Unusual Life Of Tristan Smith, | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
The True History Of The Kelly Gang, which won the Booker prize. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:36 | |
Also His Illegal Self, My Life As A Fake, | 0:47:36 | 0:47:38 | |
The Big Bazoohley, The Chemistry Of Tears | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
and Theft - A Love Story. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:41 | |
All those were pointless answers. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:43 | |
UNESCO World Heritage Sites... | 0:47:43 | 0:47:45 | |
Everything apart from Uluru, which would have scored you 61, | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
Great Barrier Reef, Sydney Opera House, | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
Greater Blue Mountains Area and Wet Tropics of Queensland. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:58 | |
Those are the only ones that scored any points. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
And Australian cricketers. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:01 | |
-There's only three pointless answers here. -Oh. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
You will know all three of them. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
Michael Slater, a pointless answer, unbelievably. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
Very, very well played if you got any of those at home. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
And tough luck. That's an unbelievably good performance | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
in a jackpot round. Really, really unlucky. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:18 | |
Really sorry, Mark and Marcus, to be sending you away empty-handed. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
Well, not quite empty-handed. You got your trophies. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
Your performance certainly warranted a nice jackpot win there. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
But thanks so much. You've been absolutely fantastic. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge | 0:48:29 | 0:48:31 | |
to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard... | 0:48:31 | 0:48:34 | |
-Goodbye. -..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 |