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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
and a very warm welcome to this special Christmas edition | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
of Pointless Celebrities, | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
the quiz that puts obscure knowledge to the test. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Let's meet this evening's Pointless celebrities. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
Hello, I'm Gareth Malone, and I had a Christmas number one | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
with Military Wives Choir. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
And I'm Samantha Stevenson, and I had the solo | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
for Wherever You Are with Military Wives Choirs, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
and there's now 74 choirs across the world. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Couple number two! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Hi, my name is Ben Haenow, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
I won the X Factor in 2014 and had a Christmas number one that year, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
and this legend is... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
I'm Jimmy Osmond. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
And I had a Christmas number one way back called | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Long-haired Lover From Liverpool, so... And he's the smart one. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Not at all. Not at all. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
We are in trouble. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Couple number three! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Hi, my name Jona Lewie, and I'm a singer-songwriter type person, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
and one of the things I did was a Christmas number as well | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
called Stop The Calvary. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
And I'm Mike Batt, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
I've had two Christmas number twos, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
which doesn't add up to a number one, I'm afraid. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
And, finally, couple number four. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Hi, I'm Justin Hawkins, I sing for The Darkness. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
We had a seasonal number two... | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
..in 2003, and then we contributed to the number one the year after, | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
which was the Band-Aid reimagining. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
I'm Dan Hawkins, I'm Justin's brother | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
and guitarist in The Darkness. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Thank you all very much indeed. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Very warm welcome to Pointless, lovely to have you all here. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
We'll get a chance to chat a bit further throughout the show, | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
as it goes along. So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
He's been officially recognised by the Guinness Book Of Records as the | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
world's biggest elf. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Hiya. Everybody, Merry Christmas. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Well, Merry Christmas to you. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
-And right back to you. -Isn't this lo...? I love Christmas. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
-I love Christmas. -We both dressed up. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
I'm wearing a Christmas jumper, you're wearing your Christmas thong. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
So lovely, isn't it? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
And we're joined by so many hit makers. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Huge amount of Christmas hits on the show. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Not only do we have them the whole show, but we'll be played out | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
at the end. We've got a very, very special treat at the end, | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
and the very, very good news is it's not Xander... | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
..but one of our...two of our panel, | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
in fact, will be playing us out at the end, | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
which will be great fun. Now, question one, it's quite... | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
There's quite Christmassy themes to a lot of the questions. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Question one - I have to take my hat off | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
to the Pointless question-setters, the Pointless elves, | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
because they've had a lot of fun and spent a lot of time working out | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
the answers to question one. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-It's going to be a good one. -OK, thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Now, as today's show is a celebrity special, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
each of our celebrities here is playing for a nominated charity. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
For those reasons, we're going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
There it is. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
All you have to remember is this, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
the pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
eliminated. So keep your scores as low as you possibly can. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
Very best of luck to all four pairs. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Our first category this evening is... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
OK. And our question concerns... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
-Richard? -Yes, you are about to see a board of 16 famous faces, | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
all of them have a name which has a wintry or festive connection. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-Aw. -Can you identify the most obscure of these people? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-That's nice, isn't it? -Oh, that is nice. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
OK, let's reveal our 16 faces, and here they come. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
There we go. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
There we go. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
OK. Gareth Malone. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
You said you had a Christmas number. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
-You've had two Christmas number ones, I think, haven't you? -Have I? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
I think you have - the NHS Choir and the Military Wives. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-That's right! Guilty as charged. -Yeah! -Well, I didn't work with them | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
on that, but I did start the NHS Choir, | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
-so I'll take that, thank you. -Yeah, I think you can take that. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Fine. All right. Yes, yes, then. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
So, Gareth, what do you think goes into the perfect Christmas song? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
It's so difficult, isn't it? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
It's alchemy, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
and certainly when we had that, nobody expected it. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
It wasn't the aim, but it was an amazing ride, as I'm sure | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
everyone would say here. It was incredible. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Have you got plans, have you got another choir lined up for another | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Christmas number one at some future point, Gareth? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Some point, not this year. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
-Not this year. -Sure. -Giving everyone a break. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-OK. -It's a year off. -OK, fair enough. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Now, what about our wintry people over here? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Well... There's quite a few. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
I'm going to say... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
I'm going to say Robin Cook, cause of Robin. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
IMITATES BIRD CALL | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
Robin Cook, OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Robin Cook. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
18 for Robin Cook. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Yep, top on that first podium, so it's a very good answer, Gareth, | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
well played. He's got Robin in his name. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
-Yes, that's nice. -Like a lovely Christmas robin. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Like a Christmas robin. Sitting on a spade. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
I won't always explain the connection to the festive period, | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
but just as we are beginning the round, I thought maybe I would. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-I think it's good, yes, yes. -Robin. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-Robin. Thank you. -Pleasure. -Jimmy, welcome back to Pointless. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Lovely to have you with us again. Last time you were here, in fact, | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
you sang Long-haired Lover From Liverpool. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
I sang Long-haired Lover, that's right, great to be with you. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Merry Christmas everybody. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
-Thank you. -Great time of year, isn't it? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-It is. -My favourite. -It is. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
Now, when that was number one, I think you went into | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
the Guinness Book Of Records for the youngest ever... | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
The youngest ever still, although Will Smith's daughter | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
-almost beat me, but anyway. -Almost. -Almost, but I was still younger. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-How old were you? -I think I was eight, eight or nine years old. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-There you go. -Yeah. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
That's a long time ago. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
-What happened, huh? -Now then, Jimmy, who would you like to go for | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
on our board of wintry named people? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
David Frost? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
I remember David. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
You're going to go for David Frost. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said David Frost. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
It's right. Well, 18 is our only score so far. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
46 for David Frost! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
Not bad at all. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
-I don't know that many. -You got a name, it doesn't matter. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-It just popped in my brain, yeah. -Richard, David Frost. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Frost being the wintry one there. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-Of course. -Also David, as in Once In Royal David's City. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-That's right. -So absolute double whammy there. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
That's a double Christmas. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
Isn't it? Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
-Now, Mike. -Hello. -Mike, Mike. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
I think you've written one of my all-time favourite Christmas | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
songs. I think that Wombling Merry Christmas has... | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
It's a sort of complete Christmas song. It has everything in it. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
That's very nice of you to say so, thank you. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
It's lovely. Oh, it's a great song. And Winter's Tale, obviously. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
-Thank you so much. -When you played as The Wombles, | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
which Womble were you? Cos it's very hard to tell from our side. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Well, I was Orinoco. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
-Right. -The one with the red scarf, and I was being the singer. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
I was the one who used to wave the microphone stand around, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
for those who are old enough to remember. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
And, yeah, we had a lot of fun | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
and took off a lot of weight, actually. I could lose... | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
I should think you must have done. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
You could lose half a stone in a week wearing a Womble costume. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
I love the fact that Mike Batt is one of the most successful and lucrative | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
recording artists of all time, and now he's telling us about the scarf | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
above your head on Top of the Pops as Orinoco. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
It's funny what you get remembered for sometimes, isn't it? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
One must not get too attached to one's dignity. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Mike, who would you like to go for? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
Well, there are two that I think could be low points, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
and I'm toggling between them. I'm going to say Peter Gabriel. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Peter Gabriel. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
OK, let's see how many of our 100 people went for Peter Gabriel. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Well, 18's our low score. 46, our high. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
You passed 46, you passed 18, | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
down you go to 5. | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Very well done indeed, Mike. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
-Peter Gabriel. -Great answer, Mike. There he is. I told you | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
-our question-setters had fun doing this. -They had fun. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
When they were stumbling across Peter Gabriel, going, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
"Oh, Peter Gabriel..." Angel Gabriel, of course. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Angel, exactly. Thank you very much indeed. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Justin. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Now then, Justin, welcome to Pointless, | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
very good to have you here. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
-Thanks. -Now, The Darkness... | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
I mean, let's just think about how amazing The Darkness are, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
-and indeed... -I often do, actually. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
When you first... I was first played Permission To Land... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
It was one of those things... I think everyone remembers | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
when they first... Cos there was something very exciting about it. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
We hadn't had that sort of virtuoso singing and guitar playing | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
in heavy rock for ages. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I mean, decades. It was really... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
It was fantastic. But you also... | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
You kind of embraced the comedy of it all as well. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
I don't know what you mean, I've always taken it... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
..seriously. This is my talent, my gift if you will, | 0:09:54 | 0:09:59 | |
and I...I'm offended by that. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Someone was telling me that they went to a gig you did in LA | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
where you shouted, "Give me a D!" | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Said, "Give me a D." "D!" | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
He said, "Give me an arkness!" | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-That sounds like every gig we've ever done, actually. -Oh, right. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
-Oh, there we are. -We've only got one joke, and that is it, | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
so you've spoilt it now. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
XANDER LAUGHS | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Justin, do you fancy having a pop at someone here? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Who are you going to go for? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Honestly, I can only name one of them, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
so I should do that, shouldn't I? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-John Thaw. -John Thaw. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
CROWD MURMURS You see? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
I was concerned about that because Thaw is spring time, surely? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Well... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
It's the other side of winter, isn't it? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
-It bookends winter nicely with autumn, so, yeah. -Exactly. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
-Perfect. -Let's see how many of our 100 people said | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
John Thaw. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Well, 46 still the high score... Oh, 50. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
50, we have a new high score, | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
but not too high. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
Not too high at all. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
I like the fact that John Thaw was just underneath David Frost. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Aw, that's nice. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
I think you'd get thaw as often in winter, cos it thaws every day, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
-doesn't it? The frost? -Yeah, could be that. Yeah. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
So I think we get away with it. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-I think we do. -I think so. Well, listen, we're halfway through | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
the round, let's take a look at our scores. 5, Mike. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
5. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Very much the lowest score of the pass, very, very well done. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Then we travel up to 18, where we find Gareth and Samantha, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
and up to 46, where we find Jimmy and Ben. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
And then 50 is where we find the Hawkins bros. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
So, Dan, we need a lower score from you just to keep you in the | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
game. So good luck with that. We'll come back down the line now, | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
OK, now, Dan, welcome to Pointless. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
What's it like, the Hawkins family Christmas? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
I mean, do you all get together? | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Well, I mean after we've stopped fighting and made up, | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
-it's normally quite a nice vibe. -It's normally Boxing Day by then. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
It's Boxing Day by then, yeah, so... | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
-Yeah, it's, you know, roaring fires and... -That's it. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
And, yeah, Christmas songs. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-The usual. -The usual. Do you have a favourite Christmas song, Dan? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Actually, funnily enough, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
Winter's Tale is one of my favourites, but I didn't realise | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Mike Batt was involved in that, so it's a revelation to me. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
-Well, thank you. -Yeah, it's a good song. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Now, Dan, there you are, you are our high scorers on 50, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
what are you going to go for? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
I was really hoping that Michael Winterbottom | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
-would have been up there but... -LAUGHTER | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
I don't actually recognise any of these people. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
What's that? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
-WHISPERS: -I bet there's one called Snow. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Yes, Snow. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
He's on second name terms with him. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
I can't quite remember the first name, | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
but second name is definitely Snow. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
So do you want to make up a first name for Snow? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
-Any name. -Just think of like the most common name that you can... | 0:13:06 | 0:13:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
John, John. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
What do you want to go for, Dan? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
-We'll go for John. -John? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
-John Snow. -Oh, Jon Snow, up there! OK. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
There's... There's no... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
LAUGHTER I mean, there we go. OK, there is | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
no red line for you cos you're our high-scorers. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jon Snow. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
It's right. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
53. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Takes your total up to 103. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Well done me! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
There he is, Jon Snow. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
-Snow being the wintry part of his name. -There we go. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
All right, Jona, welcome to Pointless. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
-Lovely to have you. -Thank you very much. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
Now, I'm just thinking about... Remember that... | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
About A Boy? Do you remember the film About A Boy? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
-No. -That Nick Hornby book. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
There's a guy who basically... He lives on the fact that his dad had a | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
massive Christmas hit. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
-Oh, that rings a bell. -And I wanted to know if that bears fruit. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
Did the Calvary bring it home for you? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
The royalties from that number, is about... | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
..half of all the royalties I get every year. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
One number. And all the other catalogue is the other half. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
So, there's something in what he says, | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
or what the film writer tried to bring out. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Well, it's all fantastic. Christmas, literally, comes around every year. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
So, Jona, there you are on 5. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
103 is the high score. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
So if you can score 97 or less, you are through to our next round. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
Well, it's hopefully not a gamble, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
but I think the person above David Frost there is Judy Garland. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
Judy Garland. Judy Garland. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Here is your red line. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
If you get below this red line, Jona, you are through... | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Is...is the tension mounting? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
Below that, you are through to Round Two. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Judy Garland. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
It is... | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
28! Very well done indeed! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
Which takes your total up to 33. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Which I suspect will be the lowest total of the round. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
That's a terrific answer, Jona. Very well played. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
It's interesting what Gareth was saying about we never know | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
quite what makes a Christmas hit. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
And Stop The Cavalry is one of those, isn't it? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Because it's one of those songs that people immediately just went, | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
"Yeah, that affects me somewhere." And, every year, it's the same. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
New generations come along and... What a very special thing | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
-to have been a part of. -Absolutely right. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Now, Ben. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Ben, Ben, Ben. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
They always do this. When The X Factor series finishes, | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
they then put all the stats out. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
And it turns out, every so often, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
you get that thing where there's one particular contestant who is just | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
slaying it every week. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Always winning. And you were that person when you were doing it. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
Yeah, I think from week four, they said, onwards. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
You won it every week. Suddenly, the change in your life | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
-over that space of two or three months. -It was massive, yeah! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
And I wouldn't be here doing | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
something like this if I hadn't done the show. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
-Well, there you are. -It's a blessing and a curse! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
-LAUGHTER Nice jumper, by the way. -Thank you. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
I didn't even know it was the theme, I was just wearing it. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
46 is where you are, | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
the high store is still down on Justin over there, on 103. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
So 56 or less. You were doing quite a lot of shaking of your head. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Yeah, I was telling Jimmy to start the car. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
There's only two that I know up there, | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
and I think they're both high-scorers. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
I was going to go for Peter Gabriel early on, but... | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
I'm going to go for Nicholas Lyndhurst. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Nicholas Lyndhurst, says Ben. There is your red line. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Get below that and you are through to the next round. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
How many people said Nicholas Lyndhurst? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
You've done it! Just. Look at that, 53! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
You needed 56, takes your total up to 99. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Well played, Ben. Straight through to the next round. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Nicholas Lyndhurst. Like Saint Nicholas. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
-That's the Christmas thing there. -Oh, I see. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Now then, Samantha! Welcome! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Now... Welcome, welcome, welcome. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Now, when Gareth does his choir series, | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
there's always that moment where he gets the thing going and he gets | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
the... There's that fantastic esprit de corps that he gets everyone... | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Everyone's a bit scared of him. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Is he quite scary when he's there conducting? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-No. -Really? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
No. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
But, no, everyone wants to do as much as they can for Gareth. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
And then comes that terrible, sad moment when Gareth goes off. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
He leaves the choir. And I often wonder if these choirs really stay | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
together after Gareth has left the room. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Well, they do. We worked really hard to find... | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Well, we couldn't top you. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
..but to try and find a really good conductor as well. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-Which you did. -Yes, we did. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
-Which they did, very much, yeah. -And we just continued. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
And it's still going now? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Yes. I mean, there's 74 across the world, and I'm up in my local one, | 0:17:58 | 0:18:03 | |
-up at Lossiemouth. -Yeah. -And, I mean, | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
it's still going strong, | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
-and it's a massive support network for the wives as well. -Fantastic. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Now, listen, you are on 18. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
The high-scorers are still Justin and Dan on 103. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
84 or less. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
A nice high number there. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
How are we feeling about this board? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Do you fancy talking us through it? As many of them as you dare? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
I know the top lady is Carol something, | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
so I'm not going to pick her. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
I know that woman. She's in, like, loads of comedies, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
but I can't remember her name either. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
I don't know that guy. I know that's January Jones. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
I know that's Chris Pine. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Allison Bell. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
I know that's Holly Willoughby. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
I think I would like to go for Chris Pine. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
-Chris Pine? -Yes. -Says Samantha. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Chris Pine, here's your red line, nice and high. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Get below that with Chris Pine and you're into Round Two. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Chris Pine. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
It's right and you're through, very well done. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Oh, look at that, 7! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Second-lowest score of the round! Very well done indeed, Samantha. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Takes your total up to 25, the lowest total of the round. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
So very well done. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
That's a terrific answer, very well played. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Shall we go through the rest of this board | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
and see how Christmassy our question-setters managed to be? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-Top left is... -Carol Kirkwood. -Carol Kirkwood. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
She would've scored you 8 points. You're right about the next one. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Comedian who's in all sorts of films and Saturday Night Live. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
-Maya Rudolph. -Maya. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Would have scored you 1 point. Now, the next row down. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Very well done if you got this gentleman. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Plays with Daft Punk - Chilly Gonzales. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
A pointless answer, so well done. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
He's called Chilly, so what are you going to do, right? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
January Jones. Very low-scoring answer - 3 points for January Jones. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:46 | |
Kristen Bell. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
Would have scored you 5 points. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Now, the next gentleman is from Fine Young Cannibals. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-This is good. Roland Gift. -Roland Gift, yeah. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Would have scored you 7 points. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
We'll leave the next gentleman cos he's another pointless answer | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
and move on to Holly Willoughby, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
who's the big scorer on the whole board. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
She would have scored you 60. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Anybody want to venture a guess at the last one? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
Merry Christmas? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
It's not far off. It's a very Christmassy name. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
-Percy Sledge. -Sledge! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
Percy Sledge. Pointless answer, very well done if you said that. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
That was fun, wasn't it? Thank you very much. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
So, at the end of our first round, | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
we have to say goodbye to one of our pairs. I'm so sorry, | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Dan and Justin, you are the pair with the high score. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Not way out in front there. You did pretty well. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
The great news is we're going to see you at the end of the show | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
cos you're going to play us out, which is fabulous. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
It's been lovely having you on, thank you so much, Dan and Justin. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
And look at that, suddenly we're down to three pairs. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
But well done, everybody. Really, really good answers there. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Samantha and Gareth, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
you are our lowest combined scorers there, which is very good. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Mike, lowest individual scorer in that round, very impressive indeed. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
But best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Our category for Round Two this evening is... | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs, who is going to go first, | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:21:25 | 0:21:30 | |
-What? -..as they could. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Yeah, everyone at home is now singing Bohemian Rhapsody, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
I apologise to families around the country. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Simply looking for any word of six or more letters, | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
anywhere in the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Bohemian Rhapsody, of course, famously, | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
-Christmas number one twice. -XANDER GASPS | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
We're taking the printed lyrics | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
on the Night At The Opera album from 1975. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
So the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody, | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
any word without an apostrophe in it of six or more letters. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
-You're not even listening... -No, I'm not, no. -You're doing | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Bohemian Rhapsody in your head. I could literally be saying anything. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Yes. Thank you, Richard. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-Pleasure. -Samantha. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Oh! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
-Samantha. -Yeah? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
What would you like to go for? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
Fandango. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-Fandango. Such a good word. -It is. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Fandango, let's see how many of our 100 people went for fandango. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
It's right. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
38 for fandango. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
A lively Spanish dance, | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
or an elaborate process - fandango. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Now then, Ben. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
-Oh, Ben! -Come on, Ben. -No pressure! -Come on, Ben. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
I'm going to go for monstrosity. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Oh, it's good. Let's see how many of our 100 people said monstrosity. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
It's right. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
38's the only score we have at the moment. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Can you pass it? Yeah, oh, you've passed it, | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
down to... Look at that, 15 for monstrosity. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
I love the fact that so many people at home are doing | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
exactly what you're doing, get a certain way through the song, | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
you think, "Right, OK, that'll do. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
"I'm sticking on monstrosity, that is over six letters." | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
11 letters, five letters to spare there for Ben. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
-How about that? -Look at that. -Could almost have had two answers. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Yes. Thank you, Richard. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
-Mike. -I think I'll go for a short word that's quite common, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:37 | |
but other people might not have picked, and that's matter. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Oh, see, that's good. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
-CROWD MURMURS -Oh, they love that, they like that. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Yeah. Matter, says Mike. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people went for matter. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
It's right. 38's the highest score, 15's the low. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
Let's put Mike's theory to the test. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Look at that, down you go to 3. You see... | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Very well done, 3 points. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
I think we will call that the Batt Principle from now on, I think. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
I can tell you're a lyricist because that's exactly the right way to play | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
this game, which is you look for those little kind of bridging words | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
which aren't... They're not showy. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
They do a job. The workhorses of the song. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
And that's exactly one of them. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
And well done, Mike, the best score of the pass. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
3. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
So Mike and Jona are looking very strong for our head-to-head round, | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
as at this stage are Ben and Jimmy. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Then we travel up to 38, Samantha and Gareth. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
So, Gareth, I bet you've got a good answer. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
But it needs to be a good answer because it'll have to be a low score | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
to keep you in the game, so good luck with that. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
We'll come back down the line now. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
OK, Jona, remember we're looking for any words of six or more letters | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
-from Bohemian Rhapsody. -Really. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Really. So, let's see. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Really. There is your red line, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said really. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:05 | |
It's right. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:10 | |
You're through. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
Down to 2! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
The Batt Principle being employed | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
twice there on the far podium. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
5 is your total. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Yeah, beautiful Batt Principle work there. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
That's terrific stuff. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
Now, then. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
-Jimmy. -How about family? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Family. Family, says Jimmy. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Here is your red line. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
If you can score 22 or less, that's what it looks like. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Let's see, family, how many of our 100 people said family? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
-Yes! -Well done. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
15 takes your total up to 30. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Yeah, "He's just a poor boy, from a poor family," well played. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
And apt, given that Jimmy and I are family. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
-That's nice. -Cousins, aren't we? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
We are indeed, we'll be spending Christmas day together. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
He got all the height in the family, I got the shortness. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
The shallow end of the gene pool. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Thanks very much. Now, Gareth, I'm sorry to tell you... | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
This is bad news, isn't it? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
I do have bad news. You're high-scorers even now. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Just tell me when you're ready, Gareth. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
I'm ready, I'm over it, I'm OK. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
-OK. -I'm going to go for... | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
-..everybody. -Everybody, says Gareth. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
No red line for you, I'm afraid, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
as you are the high-scorers even now. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said everybody. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
It's right. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
Oh, look at that. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
4 for everybody. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
Very well done. Takes your total up to 42. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
It's very good answer from "Goodbye, everybody," rather aptly. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
But they both scored 4 points, goodbye and everybody. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
I guess if you remember one, you remember the other. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Fandango is the highest answer up there. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
It's the most popular answer, I'm afraid. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
You know, there's only one pointless answer. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
We'll get to that cos I can't work out in my head what part of the | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
song it's in, but someone will know. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
I'll take you through some nice answers. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Lightning and frightening, 31 and 29. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Scaramouche, 28. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
Galileo, 26. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Killed would have scored you 20. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
I'll take you through the low scorers now. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
6 points for against and pulled. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
5 points for little. 4 points for everybody and goodbye. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
3 points for anyway, caught, matter, sometimes. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
2 points for really, we've already heard. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
1 point for because, behind, shivers and aching. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
And the only pointless answer there...is anyone. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
Anyone is the only pointless answer. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
# Anyone can... # | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Yeah, you're quite right. "Nothing really matters, anyone can see." | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
Very well done if you did that. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
Out of all the words in that song, it was the only pointless answer, so | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
whoever did that gets extra Christmas presents. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
Oh! Lovely, thank you very much indeed. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
OK, so at the end of our second round, | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
we have to send home a pair. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 | |
And I'm so sorry, Gareth and Samantha, | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
it is your turn to leave us. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
Nothing wrong with your answers. Fandango, lovely word. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
-It's a great dance. -Yeah. -It's not a great answer. -No, sorry. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
I'm afraid this is where we have to say goodbye, but thank you so | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
much for coming to play, Gareth and Samantha. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
But for our two remaining pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
Congratulations, Mike and Jona, Jimmy and Ben, | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
you are now one step closer to the final chance to play | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
for that jackpot for your charities, | 0:28:41 | 0:28:42 | |
and our jackpot is currently standing at £2,500. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 | |
So this is the part where we have to decide who goes through to the final | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
to play for that jackpot, and we do it by making you go head-to-head. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
But the difference is you're now allowed to confer. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
And the first pair to win two points will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
Here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
-Richard. -I know what you're thinking, | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
"That's not very Christmassy," but it is. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
We're now going to show you five snow globes from cities around | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
the world. Can you tell us which cities they represent, please? | 0:29:25 | 0:29:30 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:31 | |
Let's reveal our five snow globes, and here they come. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
We have got... | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
OK. There we are. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
Five snow globes. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
Mike and Jona, you've been our low-scorers up to this point, | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
-so you get to go first. -Right. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:23 | |
What's the most obscure? | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
-What are you going to go for? -Well, there's one we don't know, D, | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
so we're going to avoid that. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
We think E is quite easy, we think that A is pretty predictable. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
And B. So we're going to go for C, which is Barcelona. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:40 | |
C, Barcelona, say Mike and Jona. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
Now then, Jimmy and Ben, | 0:30:42 | 0:30:43 | |
do you fancy talking us through all the other globes? | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
Yeah, go for it, Jimmy. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
-E is Rome. -Yeah, I mean... | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
-D we can't guess, right? -Paris would be B, right? | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
-E, shall we? -E? -E? -E... | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
-BOTH: -Rome. -OK, E, Rome. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
So we have E, Rome. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
We have C, Barcelona, and E, Rome. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
Mike and Jona went for Barcelona, | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Barcelona. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
It is Barcelona. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:14 | |
And down it goes to 23. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:19 | |
Jimmy and Ben meanwhile went for Rome for E, | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Rome. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
It's right. 72. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:36 | |
Well, there we are. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
Well done, Mike and Jona, after one question, you are up 1-0. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:42 | |
Barcelona's actually the best answer on the board, | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
could not have beaten it, so well played. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
I think everyone knew B as well, | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
that's the biggest scorer on the board. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:49 | |
Of course, it's Paris. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
That does make me feel quite Christmassy, that one. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
-It does. -90 points, that. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
Lovely light on the Notre Dame there, look at that, beautiful. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
Evening light there. Well, you can see it from the shadow of | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
the Tour Eiffel. XANDER AND RICHARD SIGH | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
Oh, Merry Christmas, everybody. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
Merry Christmas, one and all. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:06 | |
That's Paris. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
A, that's The Little Mermaid. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
That's Copenhagen. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
-VARIOUS: -Oh! | 0:32:14 | 0:32:15 | |
Would have scored you 34. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
-Right, yeah. -And in the same way that really | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
I don't think Barcelona should have | 0:32:20 | 0:32:21 | |
a snow globe, because I don't think | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
they've ever had snow, there's never | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
been snow in this place either, | 0:32:25 | 0:32:26 | |
surely. It's Sydney. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
Yep, the Sydney Harbour Bridge. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
And that would have scored you 40 points. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:34 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
OK, so, here comes your second question. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
Jimmy and Ben, you get to answer this first, which is good, but | 0:32:39 | 0:32:42 | |
you have to win this to stay in the game, so good luck. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
Our second question this evening is all about... | 0:32:44 | 0:32:48 | |
-Oh, God! -Go on. -Richard? -Yeah, we're now going to show you the set-ups | 0:32:50 | 0:32:55 | |
to five jokes that were voted one of the best jokes of the year | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
at the Edinburgh Fringe in various years, | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
and we're going to give you alternate letters of the punch lines. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
Can you tell us what the punch lines are, please? | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:05 | |
So let's reveal our Edinburgh jokes | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
with missing punch lines, and here they are. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
I'll read those all again. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
There we go. Jimmy and Ben, you will go first. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:21 | |
-Wow! -Mm. -Yeah. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
It's down to you, Ben, I hate to say it. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
Thanks, man, thanks a lot. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:33 | |
I used to work in the shoe cycling shop. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
-It was... -S. Sole? Oh, OK, OK. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
-What is it? -Yeah. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
-Sole destroying. -Yeah, yeah! | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
-Go for that? -Yeah, well, at least it's one. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:48 | |
Too right. We're going to go for the one that we've hopefully worked out. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:52 | |
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop, it was sole destroying. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
Sole destroying, say Jimmy and Ben. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
And plus, for Alex Horne as well, as well, good gag, Alex. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:04 | |
Now then, Mike and Jona, do you want to talk us through the board, | 0:35:04 | 0:35:09 | |
see how many of those you can fill in? | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
OK. Well, we think we know three of these. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
We think, "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
"That's not a miracle, that's tapas." | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
We worked out that clowns divorce was custardy battle. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
-LAUGHTER -Ahh! | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
Shall we go for that, then? | 0:35:26 | 0:35:27 | |
I think so. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:28 | |
Clowns divorce. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
That's what I would say. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:31 | |
-Go for it. -OK. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:32 | |
So, we will say custardy battle. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
Custardy battle, say Mike and Jona. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
So we have sole destroying and we have custardy battle. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
Jimmy and Ben said sole destroying. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
Let's see how man of our 100 people went for that. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
It's right. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:46 | |
-38. -Good guess. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:53 | |
-38 for sole destroying. -OK. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
Mike and Jona have gone for custardy battle, let's see if that's right, | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said custardy battle. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
It's right. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:07 | |
And it wins the point, there we go, well done. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
14 for custardy battle. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:13 | |
Well done. And double well done, Mike and Jona, because that means | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
that, after only two questions, | 0:36:19 | 0:36:20 | |
you're straight through to the final, 2-0. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
Yeah, very well worked out, custardy battle, there. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
Now, at the top, the very lovely, very funny Alun Cochrane's joke. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
"The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper, | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
"she was wearing massive gloves." | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
-Oh! -And that would have scored you 7 points. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:37 | |
The best answer up there. Mike, you knew this next one. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:41 | |
"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
"That's not a miracle, that's tapas." | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
Would have scored you 29. Another lovely man, Stewart Francis. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together." | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
-Riveting. -Riveting. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
And that would have scored you 46. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
Wow. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm afraid, | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
-Jimmy and Ben, it is you. -It's all right, we had a blast, didn't we? -Yeah, we did. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
Well, so did we, it's been lovely having you here. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
Thank you both so much for coming in, you've played so well. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
-Fantastic job, Jimmy and Ben. -Congratulations, guys. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
But for Mike and Jona, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
Congratulations, Mike and Jona, | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
you have fought off all the competition | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
You now have a choice to win our Pointless jackpot for your chosen | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
charities. And at the end of today's show, | 0:37:34 | 0:37:37 | |
the jackpot is standing at £2,500. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
But very, very well done, you made quick work of that. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
You were the lowest scorers in Round One, | 0:37:46 | 0:37:47 | |
lowest scorers in Round Two, | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
2-0 in the head-to-head, and here you are in the final. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
I mean, have you left the oven on at home or something? | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
I don't know. It's been a stealth raid, this. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:57 | |
What would you like to see come up in this last round? | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
-Easy questions. -OK, yes. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
Let's see what today's selection looks like. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
Let's hope there's something up there at least | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
that jumps out at you. Today, we have got... | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
I don't, I... | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
These are really hard for me. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
I don't know which to pick. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:23 | |
London Theatre Awards... | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
You'd think that we all know a bit about that. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
Why don't we go for Geography Sevens? | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
Shall we just madly go for that? | 0:38:35 | 0:38:36 | |
Why not? They're all looking a bit tricky, so... | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
Yeah. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
OK, Geography Sevens it is. Rich? | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
OK, very, very best of luck, gents, on this Christmas special. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:47 | |
We've got three questions for you, take your answers from any of these, | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
wherever. We're looking for any of the following, please. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
We're looking for any UK city which has seven letters in | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
its name. We are looking for any country of the world, | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
any country in the world which has seven letters. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
As always, by country, we mean a sovereign state that's a member of | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
the UN in its own right. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:06 | |
Or we're looking for any US state capital which has seven letters. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:10 | |
So UK cities, | 0:39:10 | 0:39:11 | |
any country of the world or US state capitals which contain seven letters | 0:39:11 | 0:39:16 | |
in their names. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:17 | |
-Very best of luck. -Thank you very much indeed. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:21 | |
Now, all you need to win that jackpot is for just one | 0:39:21 | 0:39:23 | |
of your answers to be pointless. Are you ready? | 0:39:23 | 0:39:27 | |
I think we have to be ready, don't we? | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
There they are. Your time starts now. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
So, Germany, obviously. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
Finland might be lower points, do you think? | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
Because Germany's more well known. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:46 | |
-Absolutely. -So Finland maybe. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
Countries. So, that's one country, Finland. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
-What about cities? -Detroit? | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
No, that's not a state capital. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
-Chicago. -Is that? | 0:39:56 | 0:39:57 | |
Chicago's got seven letters, hasn't it? | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
-Has it? OK, put it down, then. -..C-A-G-O. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
So Chicago could be one. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
-But it is well known. -I still say we should go for it. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
Detroit might be less common. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
-Is that a state capital? -Is it a state capital? | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
My mind's gone a bit fuzzy, here. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:13 | |
# Detroit city. # | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
Fats Domino number. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
It's a great number. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:18 | |
15 seconds left. So we've got one city, what about any...? | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
-UK cities. -Ten seconds left. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
What about...? | 0:40:24 | 0:40:25 | |
-It's hard, isn't it? -Oh, no, look. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:33 | |
OK, that, I'm sorry to say, is your time up. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
I need three answers from you now. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
So... | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
Well, Chicago or Detroit, and Finland. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
We'll say Chicago and Detroit, and we'll say Finland. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:46 | |
-Finland. -OK, so, you've got Chicago, Detroit, Finland. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:50 | |
Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer, | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
-do you think? -Finland, I think. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:54 | |
-Probably. -OK. There we go, so we'll put Finland last. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
Chicago is at the front. | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
And Chicago first, Detroit in the middle. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:00 | |
-OK. -Yeah. -Lovely. OK, well, | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then, | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
and here they are. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
We have got... | 0:41:06 | 0:41:07 | |
Well, very, very best of luck. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
Three good answers on the board there. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:13 | |
If you were to win that jackpot find a pointless answer, | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
which charities are you playing for? Mike, can I ask you first? | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
-I'm playing for the Macmillan Cancer nurses. -Very good. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:23 | |
And, Jona, how about you? | 0:41:23 | 0:41:24 | |
I'm playing for the Motor Neurone Disease charity | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
because a good friend of mine who was at my tennis club, | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
his wife died of it about six months ago, | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
and so I got to know about the disease at close hand, | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
and it's a hell of a horrible disease. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
-Yeah. -And so that's the one I'm going for. -OK, very good. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
Two excellent charities there. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
Three answers here. Let's hope one of these answers will win | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
that jackpot for you, for your charities. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
Your first answer was Chicago. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
In this case, we were looking for any US state capital | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
of seven letters. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
If it's pointless, Chicago will win you £2,500. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
How many of our 100 people said it, is it right? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
I'm afraid Chicago, not a state capital, | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
therefore, so not a pointless answer. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
So let's move on to your next answer which is Detroit. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:15 | |
They are always tough, these state capitals. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
They're not always the cities you're expecting them to be. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
This, again, has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £2,500, | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
but let's see how many of our 100 people named Detroit | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
as a state capital. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
Oh, bad luck! | 0:42:30 | 0:42:31 | |
So, you have one more chance. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
We now turn to countries of seven letters, | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
and you have gone for Finland. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
If it is pointless, it wins you that jackpot of £2,500. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
How many people said Finland? | 0:42:42 | 0:42:43 | |
It's right. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:48 | |
Your first answer was Chicago, which was incorrect. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
Detroit, your second answer, was also incorrect. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
Finland, though, is a country of seven letters, | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
and down it goes into single figures... | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
Oh, appropriately enough, there we are, | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
stopped on 7. So... | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
Good answer there to round it off. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
But unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
answer, so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:12 | |
However, as today's show is a celebrity special, | 0:43:12 | 0:43:15 | |
we are going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair for their respective | 0:43:15 | 0:43:19 | |
charities. It's been lovely having you on. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
And you get to take home a Pointless trophy, so there you are. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
Gents, serene progress all the way up to that final round, but a tough | 0:43:26 | 0:43:30 | |
final question. Now, people at home, | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
it's your last chance to get a pointless answer before Christmas. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:35 | |
The cities one is going to be very hard, the countries one, | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
there are loads and loads of pointless answers. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
So if you are surrounded by your family this Christmas, | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
time to show off when we get to that board. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
The UK cities, very hard to get a pointless answer cos there's only | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
one, and that's the Northern Irish city of Lisburn. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
You'd have got 1 point for Chester, 1 point for Newport, | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
1 point for Swansea, 2 points for Salford, those were the low-scorers. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
Now, let's take a look at these countries. | 0:43:57 | 0:43:59 | |
Lots and lots of pointless answers here, | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
so Merry Christmas to you if you got one of these. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
I'll go through the whole list. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
Andorra, Armenia, Bahamas, Bahrain, Belarus, Bolivia, Burundi, | 0:44:09 | 0:44:13 | |
Comoros, Croatia, Estonia, Georgia, Grenada, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, | 0:44:13 | 0:44:18 | |
Moldova, Myanmar, Namibia, Senegal, Somalia, | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
Uruguay and that old pointless favourite, Vanuatu. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:25 | |
So, very well done if you got any of those. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
Now, let's take a look at the US state capitals. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
They're always slightly obscure ones. But if you know them, | 0:44:29 | 0:44:32 | |
if you've learned them, there's some good pointless answers here. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
Concord, New Hampshire. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
Jackson, Mississippi. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:38 | |
Raleigh, North Carolina. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
Trenton, New Jersey. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:41 | |
You could have had Lansing, which is the capital of Michigan, | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
which is where Detroit is. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
Madison, which is the capital of Wisconsin, or Olympia, | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
which is the capital of Washington. Very well played in the studio, | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
I hope you got one of those pointless answers at home. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
I wish you a very merry, very peaceful Christmas. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:55 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard, and thank you so much for playing, | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
Mike and Jona. I'm so sorry you didn't win that jackpot, | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
but fabulous play right the way through the show. Mike and Jona. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:45:03 | 0:45:07 | |
Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge | 0:45:07 | 0:45:10 | |
to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
it's a very happy Christmas from Richard. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:15 | |
-Happy Christmas. -And it's a very happy Christmas from me! | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
But before we go, singing us out | 0:45:18 | 0:45:19 | |
with their festive hit Christmas Time, | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
Don't Let The Bells End, it's The Darkness. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
# Feigning joy and surprise | 0:45:39 | 0:45:43 | |
# At the gifts we despise over mulled wine | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
# With you | 0:45:47 | 0:45:49 | |
# On the 25th day of the 12th month | 0:45:51 | 0:45:56 | |
# The sleigh bells are in time | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
# Ringing true | 0:45:58 | 0:46:02 | |
# How we cling each Noel to that snowflake's hope in hell | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
# That it won't end | 0:46:07 | 0:46:10 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
# Christmas time Just let them ring in peace | 0:46:13 | 0:46:20 | |
# Well, the weather is cruel | 0:46:32 | 0:46:35 | |
# And the season of Yule warms the heart | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
# But it still hurts | 0:46:39 | 0:46:41 | |
# You've got your career | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
# Spent the best part of last year apart | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
# How it hurts | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
# So that's why I pray each and every Christmas Day | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
# That it won't end | 0:47:00 | 0:47:02 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
# Christmas time Just let them ring in peace | 0:47:06 | 0:47:12 | |
# Christmas time Don't let the bells end | 0:47:12 | 0:47:17 | |
# Christmas time Don't let the bells end | 0:47:17 | 0:47:23 | |
# Poised underneath the mistletoe leaf | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
# And you're not here | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
# You went away upon Boxing Day | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
# Now, how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year? | 0:47:32 | 0:47:36 | |
I would like to take this opportunity | 0:48:00 | 0:48:01 | |
to wish all of you a merry Mristmas | 0:48:01 | 0:48:05 | |
and a happy Onear! | 0:48:05 | 0:48:07 | |
# Christmas time Don't let the bells end | 0:48:10 | 0:48:16 | |
# Christmas time Just let them ring in peace. # | 0:48:16 | 0:48:23 | |
Come on, kids! | 0:48:23 | 0:48:25 | |
-# Don't let the bells end -Bells end | 0:48:25 | 0:48:28 | |
# Christmas time | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
# Don't let the bells end! # | 0:48:30 | 0:48:34 |