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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
A very warm welcome to this special Christmas edition of Pointless Celebrities, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
the show where the aim of the game | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
is to avoid the obvious answers and find the obscure ones. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
Hello, I'm Dame Jeffrey Holland, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
and this is my friend. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
And I am Su Pollard, Wicked Queen. Ha-ha! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
Couple number two! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
I'm Alison Hammond, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:54 | |
and I'm The Slave Of The Ring. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
-And this is... -I am Robin Windsor and I am The Man In The Mirror. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Couple number three! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Hi, I'm Ian Krankie and I'm Mr Smee. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
And I'm Wee Smee. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Yeah, Jimmy Krankie. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
And, finally, couple number four. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Hello, I'm Louise Jameson. I'm Good Fairy. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
Hello, I'm Colin Baker and I am Herman the Henchman. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
Thanks very much all of you. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
We will find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
He's walking along, singing a song, basking in a Pointless hinterland... | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Hiya, Merry Christmas, everybody. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
-A very merry Christmas to you. -And to you. Happy New Year. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
How much fun is this?! Oh, I love Christmas. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-Oh, don't you just! -I only wish people had dressed up. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Seems a shame they came in their work clothes. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
But it's so lovely, I've got special Christmas-themed questions. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
I love your Christmas-themed desk, as well. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
It's quite something, isn't it? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
And, you yourself, as well. Look at you. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Go on...! I made a bit of an effort for Christmas. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-Now, Richard... -You have come as Guy At Christmas Party. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Office party. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Literally come from work, yep. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Er, Richard, I... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
-Sorry, I... -You got me a present? -ALL: -Aw...! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-I got you a... -Aw, that's nice. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
Yeah, don't get too close, you'll get glitter all over your... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
What have you got me? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
That is just a little token of my... | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
See, it's something I thought maybe you needed. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
-Very nicely wrapped. -Isn't it? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Oh, that's absol... That's lovely. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Isn't it? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Look at that, a tie! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Now, do you know what? I brought you a present, as well. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
I think you might like it! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
This is lovely - it's not going to be better than this. But, look. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Oh, that is... That's beautiful. What is it - biscuits? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
And that, you see? That's gaffer tape. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Because always...on Christmas Eve, one of the presents has to be | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
done with gaffer tape because you've run out actual Sellotape. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Listen, I'm flattered that I'm the one that got the gaffer tape. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
HE MOCK GASPS | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
You got a tie, as well. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Not just a tie! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Come on...! Look at that! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
-Yeah, I got you something else. -Socks! -Oh, I got you socks. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
And more socks! Oh, Richard, that's amazing. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Cos you know I don't have any socks. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
You see? And all I got was a tie. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
That's indicative of our relationship. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Well, I'm going to wear my tie. I'm going to put my... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
That is so. Because I've never worn one before. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
OK. It's the smartest tie I ever... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Yeah, no kidding. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-Yeah. -OK. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Now, that is... | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
That's beautiful. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
It looks so good on you, that's the thing! There we go. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
So, we look great. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
And what a lovely line-up we've got, as well. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
-Jeffrey and Su have been on before. -Yes. -Together. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
And they joined the 200 Club in Round One. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Yes, we did. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Oh, the dreaded... "I'm afraid you're going home." | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
-Exactly that. -Within five minutes. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
So almost impossible... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
-ALMOST impossible for them... Well, impossible for you to do worse. -Yes. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
-Got to get better. -Fingers crossed, let's get better. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Lovely to have Robin and Alison. Welcome along to the show. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Never been on before. The Krankies on podium three. Newcomers. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
And two old hands as well, on that last podium - | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Colin and Louise both been on before. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Never been in a head-to-head, though. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Never been in a head-to-head, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
so virgin territory for our winners here. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Now, we also have a couple of very special guests during the show. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
I can't tell you who they are, you know who one of them is. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
I do. We've got one that any child watching... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
We've got a very, very special guest | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
who is coming on to ask one of our questions later. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
And, anyone who ISN'T a child, we've got a very, very special guest | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
coming on at the end to sing with Xander. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
ALEXANDER GASPS | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Yeah! Yes. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
I have rarely seen you as excited | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
as you are at the prospect of who you're singing with. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
-He's VERY excited. -It's true! -It's like... You're like, what...? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-A kid at Christmas? -Yes! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
As usual, all of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Our contestants here are looking for those all-important pointless answers, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
those being the answers that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Now, as today's show is a celebrity special, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
So we start off with a jackpot of £2,500. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
There we are. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
So, all I have to tell you is this - | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
the pair with the highest score at the end of each round | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
will be eliminated. Very best of luck. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
No conferring until the head-to-head round, please. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Our first category this evening is... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first, and who second? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
OK, let's find out what the question is. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Here it comes. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
as many... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
Ding-dong Merrily On High words. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Need everybody desperately, in their heads, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
to sing through the entire lyrics of Ding-dong Merrily On High. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
We're looking for any word of five letters or more | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
that occurs somewhere in that song. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
So any word of five letters or more. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
that appears in Ding-dong Merrily On High. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
We've taken our version from the 1924 Cambridge Carol Book. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Now, Su, welcome to Pointless. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
What have you come as, Su? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Well, I have come as somebody... | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
If I do my job correctly, when I'm the Wicked Queen and everything, | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
she thinks she's the most beautiful person in the world, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
which, I obviously am, | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
and I love it when I get really horrible | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
and when the parents take out the crying child, | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
out of the theatre. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Because I know then I'm doing my job right. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
I love it, though. Do you like panto? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
-ALL: -Yes! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Oh, no, you don't. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-ALL: -Oh, yes, we do. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
-That's good! -They are good! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Now, Su, words to Ding-dong Merrily On High? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
-Yes. -Now, then. Words of five letters or more. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
OK. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
-Bells. -Bells. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Su says "bells". | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Let's see if "bells" is right. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
How many of our 100 said "bells"? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
"Bells" is right. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
-43. -Isn't bad. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
-It isn't bad, Su. -Not too bad. -Isn't bad. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
-Great start to the round. 43 for "bells". -Good start, Su. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Well played, yeah - "bells". | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
"Bells" also the correct answer for items that used to be | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-on my grandad's Christmas list. -Yes! -He'd ALWAYS ask for a bottle. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Always. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Thanks very much, indeed. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Robin, welcome to Pointless! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
-Hello. -Great to have you here. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
The first, I hope, of many appearances on the show. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-Is this your first year in pantomime? -It is, yes. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
I'm playing The Man In The Mirror at Llandudno | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-in Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs. -Oh, that's exciting. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Now, how does it work, your first year? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Is it like those early MI5 recruitments? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Someone just comes and sits next to you on a bench | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
and says, "Babes In The Wood"? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
-Or does it just come through fairly normal channels? -Normal channels. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
I was very excited to be asked. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
It's a first time for me - my first time singing. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
So everybody is going to be in for a real treat. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
What a treat! Obviously, they've seen your dancing a lot, | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
but you're singing, Robin...! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Now, Robin, words to Ding-dong Merrily On High. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
How well do you know that carol? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Not particularly, | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
so I'm going to go with "skies". | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Robin says "skies". Let's see how many of our 100 people said "skies". | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
-Oh...! -Thanks, son(!) | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Not "skies". | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Not "skies", no. -Yeah. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
Jimmy! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Oh, Jimmy, welcome to the show. Lovely to have you here. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Now, do you know what, I always used to think that your surname was Krankie. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-Did you? -I always thought it was! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
But I've discovered today your surname | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
is actually Tough. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Yes. Spelt T-O-U-G-H. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Me with a name like Mrs Tough! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Mrs Tough...! No-one's going to argue with that! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
So, where did Krankie come from? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Well, the Krankie came from a pantomime in 1963 | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-that I was in in Scotland... -Wow! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
..with a comic called Jack Milroy | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
who was a very famous Scottish comic, | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
and I was one of the Krankie kids in the show. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
So when we formed the act, we carried the word on - Krankie. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
So we've been The Krankies since... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
1966. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-1966... -50 years this Christmas. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Ah, that is wonderful! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
And they said it'd never last! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
It's such a treat to have you here. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-Now, Jimmy. -Uh-huh? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
What would you like to go for from Ding-dong Merrily On High? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Erm... | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
Heaven? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Heaven. "Heaven," says Jimmy. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said "heaven". | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Now, 43 is our only score so far and you whiz past that... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
40. Very good indeed. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Well done, Jimmy. 40 for "heaven". | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
I've surprised myself! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Very good answer - "heaven", | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
which is where the bells are, of course, in the song. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Exactly. Good place for them. Good place. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-Louise! -Hello. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
-Louise, welcome back to Pointless. -Thank you. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Louise, do you have a favourite pantomime? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Is there one that... Because there are tons of them! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
I think it's the one I'm in, which is Cinderella. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Yeah, rags to riches. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-Do you think that's the one that really gets people? -Yeah. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
And when the transformation scene really... It's just magic, isn't it? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
And for a lot of kids, it's their first time in the theatre. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-Get 'em young, I say. -Yes, absolutely right! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
So they'll keep coming. Yeah. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
That's a very good point. It is. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
It's the flypaper, isn't it, that gets them in? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Yeah, I think there's a real responsibility to doing panto - | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
-just to really get them in that bubble, you know? -Absolutely right. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
-Now, Louise, Ding-dong Merrily On High... -Yes. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
I'm going to go with "excelsis". | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Excelsis! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Oh, what about that?! Excelsis! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said that! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Well, 100 is our high score, you pass that immediately. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
40 is our low score, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
you've passed that very comfortably. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Very nice indeed. 25, Louise. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Very nicely done, Louise. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Brought some sophistication to proceedings. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
-Thank you. -Excelsis - | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
it means "used to play for Chelsea". | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
We're halfway through the round, let's look at those scores. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
25 - we just heard the best score of the pass. Very well done to Louise. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
-Thank you. -Hats off. Then up to 40, where we find Jimmy and Ian. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Then up to 43, Su and Jeffrey. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Then up to 100, I am sorry to say, Robin and Alison. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Mind you, that might not be the last 100 of the round. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
As long as the next one isn't yours, Alison... | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
you're in with a shout. So best of luck finding a nice low score. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Colin, a very warm welcome back to Pointless. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
-Lovely to have you here. -How very kind of you. Thank you. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Now, how does Christmas work in the Baker household? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
In the Baker household? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
-Yes. -Well, most years, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
I am not there because I am doing panto. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
So I come back for Christmas Day, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
and get very grumpy because I have to go away again on Boxing Day. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
-Or you just pack it all in to Christmas Day. -Yes. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Just get as much... I was going to say as much down your neck, | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
I don't really mean that, you understand. I'm thinking... Mm! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
But I can't, because I'm driving at the crack of dawn. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-Oh, of course! -Head off for a matinee on Boxing Day. -Oh! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-So what do you do to make it special? -Bliss, isn't it(?) | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
All those parties you can't go to! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Oh, I know, but... | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
I tell you what, there's an awful lot of people at home now thinking, | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-"I wouldn't mind that." -Exactly! -"Sounds great." | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Do you do you still like panto after Christmas? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
I always think panto before Christmas has got all the build-up, then... | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
Panto the whole time is...is... is exactly what Louise just said. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
It is the way theatres stay alive, | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
because they do half their business sometimes | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-over the Christmas period. -Yes. -And without panto, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
an awful lot of theatres around the country wouldn't survive. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
So I would heartily encourage everyone who says, | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
"Oh, I used to have a lovely time, but I can't be bothered going now." | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Go back. You'll have a lovely time again! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Yes, well said. Well said. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
-Yes, if you haven't been already, do support your local panto. -Yep. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Quite right. OK, Colin, you're on 25. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Brilliant low score from Louise. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
-Didn't she do well? -Didn't she, though? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
The high-scorers are Robin and Alison on 100, so 74 or less at this stage | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
assures you of a place in the next round. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
What would you like to go for from our Ding-dong Merrily On High words? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Oh, it's the same song? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
Oh, joy(!) | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Erm... | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Hosanna! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
Hosanna. Hosanna. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
They're very highbrow on that far podium, aren't they? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Hosanna. Here's your red line, Colin. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
If you can get below that, you are through to the next round. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said "hosanna". | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
25! There you are! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
You match each other. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Perfectly, perfectly placed there. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Beautiful balance on podium four. 50 is your total. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Well played, Colin. Louise set you up very nicely, didn't she? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
"Hosanna in excelsis." | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Which is Enrique Hosanna - he used to play left back. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Ian. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
-Yes. -Welcome, welcome back. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Now, do you have a favourite pantomime? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
How many pantomimes have you done over the years? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Well, together we've done 36. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Janette's done 40. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Er, my favourite's Aladdin. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
Aladdin. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
I like playing, er, | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Widow Twankey. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
-But I think the best pantomime IS Cinderella. -Yeah. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
We have done Pinocchio which was excellent for us. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
It was written for us in Scotland. That was excellent. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
As Geppetto and Pinocchio. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Lovely! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Now, there you are. You're on 40. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
The high-scorers are still Robin and Alison on 100. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
So, 59 or less, Ian, gets you into the next round. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
-Angels. -Angels. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
OK, here is your red line. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Let's see if "angels" can get you below that. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Look at that, very well done, indeed! Through you go to Round Two. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
"Angels" still going down! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
-20! -Oh! -"Angels", if you please! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
The lowest score of the round so far, I might add, Ian. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
Very well done indeed. 60 is your total. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Great answer, Ian. Very well played. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Erm, OK, Alison. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-Hi! -Alison, welcome to Pointless. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
-It's lovely to have you here. -Thank you. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Now, you... | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
-I suppose a lot of people will say they remember you from Big Brother... -Yes. -..which you did. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
-What series was it that you did? -I was in series three in 2002. -Series three. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:13 | |
-It was like a mini holiday really. -LAUGHTER | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
-It was great. -Did you love it? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -I did really enjoy it, | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
because those two weeks I had full budget on the food allowance, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:23 | |
so I just ate and ate and sunbathed, it was just great. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
It was like a holiday. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
But you were a child actress before that, weren't you? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Yeah, I was in something called the Central Television Workshop | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
and landed my first part at the age of 14 | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
in a show called Palace Hill. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
-Fun. -So, I started quite early on. It was good fun. -Yeah, very good. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-Brilliant. Now, Alison. -Yes. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
You are our high-scorers, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
but if you can find a low score, anything that's less than 42, | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
let's say, then there is a world in which you could be with us | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
-in the next round. -I had all those answers beforehand. I'll be honest. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
All right, but I'm going to go for "ringing". | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
-Ringing? -Yeah. -"Ringing", OK. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
No red line for you as you are the high-scorers. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said ringing. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
-54. -Oh! -APPLAUSE | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
154 is your total. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Yeah, and neatly completes the line as well, | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
-"..in heaven the bells are ringing." -There we are. Isn't that nice? -Yeah. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Isn't that nice? Jeffrey. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
Jeffrey. Welcome back. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Lovely to have you here again. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
-You're not in the 200 Club. -Not this time. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
-You are not in the 200 Club. -Not this time, no. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
-You're through to the next round too. -The scars have healed. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
-Now, there you are, dressed as the Dame, Jeffrey. -Yes. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Do you normally play the Dame in pantomime? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
-I have done for the last 26 years, yes. -Goodness. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
So, what are the Jeffrey Holland rules of Dame-hood? How do you do it? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Stay fit. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
And brace yourself. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
Twice a day for... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-Well, as long as it lasts, it's... -Wow! -..it's hard work. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
The actual performance itself, does it vary from show to show massively? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
No, not really. It shouldn't. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
It shouldn't if the actors behave themselves. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-Now, Jeffrey. -Yes? -Good news. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Doesn't matter what you score, you're still in Round Two... | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
-Wonderful. -..which is marvellous. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
-However, here's your opportunity to come up with a lovely low score. -OK. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
Well, I think I'm going to go for "dutifully". | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
"Dutifully," says Jeffrey. Let's see how that works. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
No red line for you, you're already through. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooooooh.... | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
Look at that! "Dutifully!" | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
2! Yes! Yes! Yes! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
That is a fantastic answer! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
All recollections of the 200 Club banished! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Takes your total up to 45. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
"May dutifully prime?" | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
-RICHARD: -Dutifully prime, yes. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Now, there are three pointless answers here. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Very well done if you said "chime", that's a pointless answer. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
"Beautifully" is a pointless answer. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
"Dutifully" is not, but "beautifully" is a pointless answer. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
And "matin" is a pointless answer. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
1 point for "ringers", "singers", and "evetime". | 0:17:58 | 0:18:03 | |
You'd have got 2 points for "prime", for "steeple". | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Three points for "sungen" and "swungen". | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Both great words. Don't use those enough these days. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
And for "priest". 4 points for "below" and "people". | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
13 for "verily". "Gloria", 26, | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
and the top three answers we've had - "heaven", "bells" and "ringing". | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
There we go. Thanks very much, indeed, Richard. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
So, at the end of our first round, | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
the pair we have to send home with a high score of 154, I'm so sorry, | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
-Robin and Alison. -Oh! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
-But don't worry, you can come and see us at the panto. -Well, we shall! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
-Where are you? -I'm at the Empire Theatre doing Aladdin. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-In Sunderland? No? -In Sunderland, yeah. -Yes! Oh, wonderful! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-I can't wait. -Fabulous. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-And Robin, in Llandudno? -Llandudno, yes. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
-Fabulous. -Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-There we are. -I'm really good at this at home! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-Listen, please come and play again, it's been a treat having you. -We will. -We will. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
But in the meantime, thanks very much indeed. Alison and Robin! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Sorry! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
Well... | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Well done, everyone, you've made it round to Round Two, | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
which is fantastic. I mean, Su and Jeffrey, Round Two. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
-Look! -Oh, never been here before! -Yeah! -Look what we've done to it! Yeah! -It's exciting! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
So, this is virgin territory for all of us, so well done. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Our category for Round Two this evening is... | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Famous People. Can you all decide in your pairs | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
who's going to go first, who's going to go second, | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
OK. And the question concerns... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Famous Marys and Josephs. That's brilliant. Richard. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
-See, I'm trying to keep it all Christmassy. -I love that! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-Don't forget, still got those two special guest stars to come. -ALEXANDER GASPS | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
-One for the kids in the next round, and at the end... -One for the dads. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
-..one for everyone else. One for you, certainly. -Yes, one for me. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
But very, very excited about both. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
-They are both backstage right at the moment. -Very exciting. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
We are going to show you six clues on each board | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
to famous people known as Mary or Joseph. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
You just need to give us the most obscure one, please. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
There's six on the first board, six on the second, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
12 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Thanks very much indeed. OK, let's reveal our first board of famous Marys and Josephs, | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
and here they come. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
I'll read those all again. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Su. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Right, then. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
I'm going to go for... | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
-..the retail consultant... Yeah. -The retail consultant. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Mary Portas. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Mary Portas. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
Let's see if Mary Portas is right, | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
let's see how many people said Mary Portas. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
SHE SIGHS It's right, Su. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Come on! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
24! That's a great answer! APPLAUSE | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Great score! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
24 for Mary Portas. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
Very well played, Su. Yes. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Started her career as a window dresser. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Mary Portas. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Has gone on to do very great things in lots of areas. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Hasn't she just? Now, Ian. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Marys and Josephs. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
Baking Bible. Mary Berry. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
The Baking Bible. Mary Berry. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Let's see if Mary Berry is right, | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
let's see how many people said Mary Berry. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
It's right. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
So Mary Portas was 24, | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Mary Berry is 52. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
Another good answer. She's got her own range of sauces and salad dressings now, Mary Berry. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
I didn't know that. Sauces? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
-You like a chilli, or something like that. -Oh, I do! -You should bring out a nice salsa. -Oh, I should! | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
Get someone who's got a good salsa, put your face on the front of it. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
On a saucer, did you say? LAUGHTER | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
-Salsa. -A saucer? -A salsa. -Oh, a salsa, I see what you mean! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Sorry, I thought you meant a saucer. I was thinking... Well... | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
-LAUGHTER I like chilli sauce, so I can have a saucer. -No, you don't... | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
You put a cup on a saucer, you don't put a mug on a saucer. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Er... Louise. You're the last person to have this board. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-If you wanted, you could talk us all the way through it. -Oh, no, I can't do that. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
-I don't know anything! -LAUGHTER | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
I think... | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
I think I might be a decade out, | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-but I'm going for Mary Quant for the first one. -Mary Quant. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
That seems reasonable to me. The Chelsea look. Mary Quant. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Let's see if that's right. How many people said Mary Quant? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
-Oh! -It's right. -Phew! -Well done, Louise. -Thank you. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
52 is our highest score. You pass it. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
24 is our lowest. APPLAUSE | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
Right, 44. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
There we are. Nicely in the middle. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
And 44 is your total. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Well played, Louise. We've taken all the Marys off the board | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
and left all the Josephs up there, so let's fill these in. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
-The surgeon and pioneer... -I'm going to say Joseph Lister. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
It is Joseph Lister. Yup. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Would have scored you 18. The Nigerian footballer is Joseph Yobo. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Would have scored 8 points. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
And this last one is Joseph Simmons. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
He's now an ordained minister. He is a pointless answer, as well, so well done if you said that. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
Thank you, Richard. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
Well, we're halfway through, so let's take a look at the scores. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
24, the best score of the pass. Well done, Su. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
You're just unstoppable, you two. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
Absolutely fantastic. 24, then up to 44, | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
where we find Louise and Colin, | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
then 52, not far ahead, Ian and Jimmy. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Jimmy, let's have a low score from you in the next pass. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
We hope that's enough to keep you in the game. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
We're coming back down the line now. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
OK, we're going to put six more clues to Marys and Josephs up on the board. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Here they come. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
We have got... | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
There we are. A board full of famous Marys and Josephs. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Colin, how are you feeling? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
I know a few of them, but... | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
I'm trying to think which is... | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
I'm going to go for the animator. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Joseph Barbera. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Joseph Barbera, says Colin. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Sounds good. Now, you want to be scoring 7 or less | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
to be sure of a place in the head-to-head. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:24 | |
There is your red line, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
let's see if you can get below that with Joseph Barbera. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
44. COLIN GASPS | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
Once again, you equal Louise's score. Look at that! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
88 is your total. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
-I know, that's very weird, isn't it? -Isn't it? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
Yeah, Hannah Barbera, of course. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
-Famous from our childhood and beyond. -Indeed. Now, then, | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
Jimmy, what would you like to go for? You have a target. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
You have to score 35 or less, if you can, to remain with us. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
-It's not the easiest board, I'll be honest. -No. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
The general secretary of the Communist Party, Joseph Stalin. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
Joseph Stalin. OK. Here is your red line. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
If you can get below that, with Stalin, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
you are through to the head-to-head. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Let's see if Joseph Stalin is right, let's see how many people said it. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
It's right. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
You are in the head-to-head, look at that! Just! | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
You needed 35, you got 32, your total is 84. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
I salute you. Well done. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
You know, I so wish that 20 years ago I'd put on a bet | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
that one day Jimmy Krankie would say Joseph Stalin to me. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
-Imagine the odds. -A ten-year-old knowing that! | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
-Jeffrey. -Hello. -This is all your board. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Do you want to talk us through it, and fill in all the blanks? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
You want to be scoring 63 or less. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Two of the three that I knew have gone. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
So I have to go with the third one that I think I know, | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
and I think it's the British athlete who won the pentathlon | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
is Mary Peters. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Mary Peters. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
The wonderful Dame Mary Peters. Indeed, she is. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
There is your red line. If you can get below that red line, Jeffrey, | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
you are through to the head-to-head. How many people said Mary Peters? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
It's right. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
-It gets you through. Look at that! -Go on! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Fabulous performance on the first podium, there. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
27, taking your total up to 51. APPLAUSE | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Very good indeed. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Very nicely done, Jeffrey. Well played. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
She came on the show, didn't she, Dame Mary Peters, and was lovely. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
-She was furious with me that I'd never done discus. -Yeah. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Because of my long arms, she thought it was a loss to British athletics. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
-Perhaps it was. -Do you know, it is. It is. Still could do it. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
-Still could. -Yeah! -Yeah! Maybe. You never know. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Now, let's look at the rest of these. It's quite a tough board. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
-The bottom one, people know this one. -Turner? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
Yes, it's Joseph Turner. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:50 | |
That would have scored 15. The top one, you could probably work out. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:55 | |
Just think of the most famous president around at the time | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
-and put Mary in front of it. It's Mary Lincoln. -Lincoln. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
-Yes, of course it is. -That would have scored you 3 points. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
The other one's a tough answer, this, a pointless answer. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Well done if you said Mary Barra. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
Terrific answer. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 | |
There we go. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
So, at the end of our second round, I'm so sorry, Colin and Louise, | 0:28:12 | 0:28:16 | |
not this time. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:17 | |
You'll have to come back another time to make it to the head-to-head. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
-We shall. -Colin and Louise, thank you very, very much for playing, it's lovely to see you. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:24 | |
-Good luck! -APPLAUSE | 0:28:24 | 0:28:25 | |
But for Ian and Jimmy, Su and Jeffrey, | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
Very, very, very well done Su and Jeffrey, Ian and Jimmy. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
You are now one step closer to the final, | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
and a chance to play for our jackpot which still stands at £2,500. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
There it is. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:44 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:28:44 | 0:28:45 | |
Well, this is the round where we decide who goes to the final | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
and plays for that jackpot. We do it by playing head-to-head. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
You can start playing as a pair, now, which is nice. You can chat before you give your answers. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:57 | |
First pair to win two questions will go through to play for the jackpot for their charities. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:01 | |
Very, very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:29:04 | 0:29:05 | |
Here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
Films that feature animation and live action. Richard. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
Yeah, we're going to show you five stills now from films with animation and live action in them. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:23 | |
We just need you to name the most obscure of these, please. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
OK. Let's reveal our five stills, and here they come. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
We've got... | 0:29:28 | 0:29:29 | |
There we are. Five stills from films | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
featuring animation and live action. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
Now, Su and Jeffrey, you're our low scorers, so you will go first. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:58 | |
-JEFFREY: -OK. -SU: -OK. | 0:29:58 | 0:29:59 | |
Shall we go with E? | 0:29:59 | 0:30:00 | |
-I think so, yeah, yeah. -All right. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
We are going to go with E, | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
which is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
Who Framed Roger Rabbit. OK. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
Ian and Jimmy, that board is all yours. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:10 | |
-Do you want to talk us through it? -Hmm. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:13 | |
Is A Mary Poppins? | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
You're going to go for Mary Poppins. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
So we've got Who Framed Roger Rabbit and we've got Mary Poppins. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
Su and Jeffrey said Who Framed Roger Rabbit for E. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
and let's see how many people said Who Framed Roger Rabbit. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
37 for Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Not bad, Su and Jeffrey. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
Ian and Jimmy have gone for Mary Poppins for A. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
Let's see if that's right. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
Mary Poppins - how many people said it if it is? | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
It's right. Oh, 80. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
80 for Mary Poppins, which means, Su and Jeffrey, | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
after one question, you are up 1-0. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
Let's fill in the rest of this board. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:00 | |
B - that is Michael Jordan in Space Jam. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:04 | |
It would have scored you 32. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
-C is the brilliant Lego Movie. -Fantastic. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
Would have scored you 57. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:12 | |
D is the best answer, which is The Three Caballeros. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:17 | |
That would have scored you 1 point. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
There we are. Thank you very much. Here comes your second question. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
Ian and Jimmy, you have to win this one to stay in the game, | 0:31:23 | 0:31:26 | |
but you get to answer it first. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:27 | |
A little bit of an advantage. Best of luck. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
It concerns... | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
Christmas Cracker Jokes, Richard. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
We are going to give you the openings | 0:31:36 | 0:31:37 | |
of five Christmas cracker jokes. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
You need to provide us with the punchlines, please. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:43 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:44 | |
Oh, you're 'aving a laugh! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
Fingers crossed, Su, yeah. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
Listen, rather than have me read out these questions for you, | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
we've got a very special guest. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
-Really special. -A very, very special guest. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:00 | |
-I mean... -About as special as it gets. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:01 | |
About as special as it gets. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
Yes, please, a huge welcome to Father Christmas! | 0:32:03 | 0:32:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
Hello, everyone! | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
Father Christmas! | 0:32:15 | 0:32:17 | |
How are you? | 0:32:17 | 0:32:18 | |
Well, you've asked me to come in and do this question | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
because comedy is not your strong point, is it? | 0:32:21 | 0:32:25 | |
Here we go. Christmas Cracker Jokes. Here are the questions. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:30 | |
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? | 0:32:30 | 0:32:35 | |
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? | 0:32:35 | 0:32:39 | |
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present? | 0:32:43 | 0:32:48 | |
And what do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
There we are. Well, thank you very much for that, Father Christmas. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
-We'll see you next year. -Lovely to see you. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
-Thank you very much. -Merry Christmas, everyone! | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Good luck, bye-bye. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:04 | |
Aw! | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
I'm going to read those out again for you. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
You'll notice this time round you get some clues as to the answers. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:16 | |
Ian and Jimmy, you will go first. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
Take a little while just to chat that through. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:48 | |
You'll have to go for that one. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:51 | |
Eh, What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
Twerky. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:55 | |
Twerky. Twerky. Twerky. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
OK. Now, Su and Jeffrey. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
Do you want to talk us through the board? | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
I don't know what the top one is. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:03 | |
I think the second one down would be a mince spy. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:09 | |
But I think we'll go for the bottom one. That will be jingle smells. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:14 | |
Jingle smells. Of course it is. Jingle smells. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
We've got Twerky, we've got Jingle Smells. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
Ian and Jimmy went for Twerky. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Twerky. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
24. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:31 | |
I'm doing it now. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
That'll haunt me for ever. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
Su and Jeffrey have gone for jingle smells. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said jingle smells. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
That's right. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
52. | 0:34:57 | 0:34:58 | |
Very well done. Ian and Jimmy back in the game. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
Just what we needed from you. After two questions, it's 1-1. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
There was an answer that would have beaten Twerky | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
and would have seen you in the final. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:07 | |
It was a mince spy. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
It would have scored 12 points, would have seen you through. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
-You did know it. The top one is... -Frostbite. -Frostbite. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:17 | |
That would have scored you 37. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present? | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
-You can't beat it. -You can't beat it. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
That would have scored you 30 points. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
I would say a broken pencil is the best Christmas present. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
Because it's pointless. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:32 | |
GROANING | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
Merry Christmas, everybody. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
Thanks. Here comes your third question. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
Whoever wins this one goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns... | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
Seasonal Names, Richard. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
We're going to show you five clues now to people | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
who have one of the four seasons in their name. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
Can you name the most obscure of these? | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
People who have one of the four seasons in their name. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
OK, let's reveal our clues. Here they are. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
I'll read those all to you one last time. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
Su and Jeffrey will go first. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
THEY CONFER QUIETLY | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
I'm going to say...Donna Summer. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
-For? -Hot Stuff. Oh, sorry... | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
-EMPHATIC TONE: -..Hot Stuff! | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
Donna Summer for Hot Stuff from Su and Jeffrey. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
Ian and Jimmy, talk us through that board. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
-Singer who had a top UK hit... -Preacher Man. -..Dusty Springfield. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:11 | |
That's the one you're going to go for. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
We have Donna Summer, we have Dusty Springfield. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
Su and Jeffrey went for Donna Summer. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Donna Summer. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:21 | |
I think it's going to be big, isn't it? | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
At least it's right. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
43. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
43 for Donna Summer. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
Ian and Jimmy, meanwhile, | 0:37:34 | 0:37:35 | |
have gone for Dusty Springfield for Son Of A Preacher Man. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Dusty Springfield. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
It's right. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
54. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:48 | |
Good answer, but Donna Summer was better, | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
which means, Su and Jeffrey, after three questions, | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
you are through to the final 2-1. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:56 | |
Great head-to-head. Very well played, everybody. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
Let's fill in these gaps. The best answer on the board is the top one. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
That is Autumn Reeser. Well done if you said that, very good answer. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:05 | |
2 points for that. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:06 | |
-The former Arsenal left-back? -Winterburn. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
Nigel Winterburn. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:10 | |
Would have scored you 17. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
-The musician? -Bruce Springsteen. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
Bruce Springsteen, of course it is. That would have scored you 26. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
There we are. Thank you very much indeed. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
I'm sorry to say it's Ian and Jimmy. What a treat it's been having you on. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
Thank you very much, we've enjoyed ourselves. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
Thank you so much for coming and playing, please come and do it again. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
-Thank you. -Brilliant to have you here, Ian and Jimmy. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
But for Su and Jeffrey, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
Well, congratulations, Su and Jeffrey, | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
you have floored all your competition and you have won. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
Like the orange at the bottom of a stocking, | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
you have won a coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
Listen, you now have a chance to win the Pointless jackpot | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
for your charities. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:02 | |
At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
There it is. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
Anything you particularly want to see come up, Su, in this round? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:14 | |
Well, I'd like maybe TV presenters. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:18 | |
Let's see what today's selection of categories looks like. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
Let's hope there is something you like the look of there. We've got... | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
-My goodness. -They are so obscure. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
Sporting Williams - I haven't got a clue. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
-I think we're going to have to go for '86. -Yeah. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
-We were both there. -Yes. I think so. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
-You were both there. -We were both there. -We were both there. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
-Have you decided what one you want to go for? -The year 1986, I think. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
-Yes, let's go. -There we are. -OK, good luck. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
Questions in three very different areas here - | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
I hope one of these will suit you. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:53 | |
We are looking for the name of any actor | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
who has appeared in 50 or more episodes of Casualty | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
from 1986 through to 2014. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
We are looking for any tracks on Madonna's 1986 album True Blue. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:06 | |
Any tracks on the original release of True Blue. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
Or we're looking for any of the 26 nations or teams | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
who took part in the 1986 Commonwealth Games. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:15 | |
So, actors in 50 or more episodes of Casualty, | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
tracks on True Blue | 0:40:17 | 0:40:18 | |
or any of the 26 nations or teams | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
who took part in the Commonwealth Games. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
-Very, very best of luck to you both. -Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
All you need to win that jackpot for your charities | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready? | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
Yes. As ready as we'll ever be. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
-You see, I was thinking... -True Blue album, know any of those? | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
-I'm sure one of them has got to be Papa Don't Preach. -OK. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:47 | |
I'm sure it was a True Blue one. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:48 | |
-Commonwealth Games teams? -Oh... | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
Well, look, for a start, it's not Africa, | 0:40:51 | 0:40:53 | |
because it's not in the Commonwealth, so it can't be them. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
I'm trying to think about... | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
Jamaica or somebody remote like that. | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
Exactly. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:00 | |
Zambia, Mozambique. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
Casualty actors? | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
Casualty actors - blimey. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
Derek... | 0:41:06 | 0:41:07 | |
Yeah, it could be Derek, because he's been there such a long time. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
He's still there now. Bless him. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:13 | |
Do you just get half a point if you just have one name, would that help? | 0:41:13 | 0:41:17 | |
-We'll say no. -No, he's saying no. You've been no help at all. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:21 | |
-Commonwealth Games teams. Jamaica, Mozambique? -Yes, yes. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:26 | |
I'm sure... Oh, please. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
Ten seconds left. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
-I'm sure... -You name that track. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
Yeah, you go for that, cos I don't know. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
# True blue, baby, I love you. # | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
OK, that is your time up. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:41 | |
Let's have your three answers, Su and Jeffrey. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
What are you going to go for? | 0:41:44 | 0:41:45 | |
True Blue album - I think, em... Papa Don't Preach. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:50 | |
Papa Don't Preach. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:51 | |
Commonwealth Games teams, I don't know... | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
-We were saying, weren't we, that... -Jamaica. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
Jamaica. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
-And Mozambique. -Mozambique. -Yes. | 0:41:56 | 0:42:00 | |
OK. We've got Papa Don't Preach, Jamaica and Mozambique. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
-Mozambique. -Mozambique, put last. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
-Least likely to be pointless? -Jamaica. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
-Yeah. -Jamaica, Papa Don't Preach, Mozambique. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, then. Here they are. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
We have got... | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
Three perfectly good answers up there. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
-I think at least one of those might be pointless, don't you? -I hope so. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
I think Mozambique is a great answer. Just has to be right. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:28 | |
Let's say one of these wins that jackpot for you - | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
what charities are you playing for? Su? | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
It's very dear to my heart, this one. It's Age UK. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
Very good. Jeffrey? | 0:42:41 | 0:42:42 | |
The old saying goes that charity begins at home, | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
so my charity is Acting For Others, | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
which is an umbrella for all the theatrical charities. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
Very good indeed. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
I thought you were going to say, "I'm going to take that money home," | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
but no. Two wonderful causes there. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:58 | |
Let's hope one of these answers wins that jackpot for you. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
OK, in the first instance, we were looking | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
for Commonwealth countries that took part | 0:43:03 | 0:43:04 | |
in the Commonwealth Games in 1986. You've gone for Jamaica. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:08 | |
You thought this was the one | 0:43:08 | 0:43:09 | |
that was probably least likely to be pointless, but let's find out. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
If it is pointless, it will win you £2,500. How many people said Jamaica? | 0:43:12 | 0:43:15 | |
No, bad luck. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
Not Jamaica in 1986, I'm afraid. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
That's not a correct answer, so therefore not a pointless answer. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
Only two more shots at today's jackpot. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
Your second answer was Papa Don't Preach. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
We were looking for tracks from the Madonna album True Blue. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
If it's pointless, it will win you £2,500 for your charities. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Let's see how many people said Papa Don't Preach. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:40 | |
It's right. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
Now, all it has to do is go down to 0 and you will leave here | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
with that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:49 | |
Down goes Papa Don't Preach. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
Not quite into single figures. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
There you are - 13. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
Never mind. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:57 | |
Oh, well. | 0:43:57 | 0:43:58 | |
Only one more shot at today's jackpot. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
Everything is now riding on Mozambique. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
It sounds like a great answer, is it right? That's the point, though. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
Is it right, Mozambique? | 0:44:09 | 0:44:10 | |
If it is and if it is pointless, | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
it will win you £2,500 for your charities. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
How many people said Mozambique? | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
Oh, no! | 0:44:19 | 0:44:20 | |
-Oh, bad luck. -Never mind. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
Listen, I'm sorry you didn't manage to win that jackpot of £2,500, | 0:44:25 | 0:44:29 | |
but as today is a charity special, | 0:44:29 | 0:44:30 | |
all of our celebrities are playing for charity, | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
we're going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
for their respective charities, so there you are. You get that. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
Thank you. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
And, in addition, | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
you have been fantastic right the way across the show, | 0:44:41 | 0:44:44 | |
superb performance, and you get a Pointless trophy each, | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
-so there we are. -Yes! It's like a chequebook and pen! | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
Yeah, you were very unlucky. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:55 | |
Both of your wrong answers were very unlucky wrong answers. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
Mozambique - they've been in every Commonwealth Games since '98, | 0:44:57 | 0:45:00 | |
but weren't in '86. Jamaica boycotted the '86 Games, | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
so they weren't there either, I'm afraid. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:05 | |
Let's look at the pointless answers in the different categories, | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
see how well people did at home. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
There'll be people you know in the Casualty one, I'm sure. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
Catherine Shipton, who played Nurse Duffy, was a pointless answer. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
Clive Mantle, plays Mike Barratt. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
You could have had Kwame Kwei-Armah, he played Finlay Newton. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:19 | |
You could have had Will Mellor, who played the receptionist Jack. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
In fact, every actor apart from Derek Thompson, Brenda Fricker, | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
Michael French, Sunita Sarkar, | 0:45:25 | 0:45:26 | |
Sue Devaney, and Patrick Robinson, everyone else is pointless. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
Well done if you said any other answer. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
Let's take a look at True Blue. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
Only three pointless answers on that album... | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
For Commonwealth Games teams, | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
there's quite a few pointless answers here. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
Isle of Man would have been a pointless answer. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
Won one gold at that Commonwealth Games. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
Malta, Singapore, Vanuatu, an old Pointless favourite. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:50 | |
You could have had the Cayman Islands, the Cook Islands, | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
the Falkland Islands, Gibraltar, Guernsey, Lesotho, Malawi, | 0:45:52 | 0:45:56 | |
Maldives, Norfolk Islands, Samoa or Swaziland. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
Very, very well done and merry Christmas | 0:45:59 | 0:46:00 | |
if you got any of those pointless answers. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
Jeff and Su, you've been absolutely brilliant throughout. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
-I'm sorry you didn't get a pointless answer. -Never mind. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:08 | |
Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Su and Jeffrey, | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
but it's been wonderful having you on the show. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
Thank you for playing and merry Christmas. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
-Merry Christmas to you. -Merry Christmas. Thank you. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
APPLAUSE Join us next time | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Merry Christmas. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
And it would be goodbye and happy Christmas from me, but before we go, | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
it's only fair that we end this special Christmas show with a song, | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
don't you think? | 0:46:30 | 0:46:31 | |
Please welcome Kim Wilde who will be joining me in singing | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
Rockin' Round The Christmas Tree from her new album Wild Winter Songbook. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:38 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
# Yeah, yeah | 0:46:47 | 0:46:49 | |
# Ho-ho-ho | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
# Rockin' around the Christmas tree | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
# At the Christmas party hop | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
# Mistletoe hung where you can see | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
# Every couple tries to stop | 0:47:01 | 0:47:03 | |
# Rockin' around the Christmas tree | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
# Let the Christmas spirit reign | 0:47:07 | 0:47:11 | |
# Later we'll have some pumpkin pie | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
# And we'll do some carolling | 0:47:14 | 0:47:18 | |
# You will get a sentimental feeling | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
# When you hear | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
# Voices singing Let's be jolly | 0:47:24 | 0:47:28 | |
# Deck the halls with boughs of holly | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
-BOTH: -# Rockin' around the Christmas tree | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
# Have a happy holiday | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
# Everyone's dancing merrily | 0:47:38 | 0:47:41 | |
# In the new old-fashioned way... # | 0:47:41 | 0:47:43 | |
Come here, Xander. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:44 | |
# ..You will get a sentimental feeling | 0:47:58 | 0:48:02 | |
# When you hear | 0:48:02 | 0:48:04 | |
# Voices singing Let's be jolly | 0:48:04 | 0:48:08 | |
# Deck the halls with boughs of holly | 0:48:08 | 0:48:11 | |
-ALL: -# Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
# Rockin' around the Christmas tree | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
# Have a happy holiday | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
# Everyone's dancing merrily | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
# In the new old-fashioned way | 0:48:24 | 0:48:28 | |
# Rockin' around the Christmas tree | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
# Have a happy holiday | 0:48:30 | 0:48:34 | |
# Everyone's dancing merrily | 0:48:34 | 0:48:37 | |
# In the new | 0:48:37 | 0:48:39 | |
# Old | 0:48:39 | 0:48:40 | |
# Fashioned | 0:48:40 | 0:48:41 | |
# Way. # | 0:48:41 | 0:48:45 | |
Hey, Merry Christmas, Xander. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:46 | |
Right back at you, Kim! | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 |