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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.

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A very warm welcome to this special Christmas edition of Pointless Celebrities,

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the show where the aim of the game

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is to avoid the obvious answers and find the obscure ones.

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Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

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And couple number one.

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Hello, I'm Dame Jeffrey Holland,

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and this is my friend.

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And I am Su Pollard, Wicked Queen. Ha-ha!

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Couple number two!

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I'm Alison Hammond,

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and I'm The Slave Of The Ring.

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-And this is...

-I am Robin Windsor and I am The Man In The Mirror.

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Couple number three!

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Hi, I'm Ian Krankie and I'm Mr Smee.

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And I'm Wee Smee.

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Yeah, Jimmy Krankie.

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And, finally, couple number four.

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Hello, I'm Louise Jameson. I'm Good Fairy.

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Hello, I'm Colin Baker and I am Herman the Henchman.

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Thanks very much all of you.

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We will find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along.

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So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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He's walking along, singing a song, basking in a Pointless hinterland...

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It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard!

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Hiya, Merry Christmas, everybody.

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Merry Christmas.

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-A very merry Christmas to you.

-And to you. Happy New Year.

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How much fun is this?! Oh, I love Christmas.

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-Oh, don't you just!

-I only wish people had dressed up.

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Seems a shame they came in their work clothes.

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But it's so lovely, I've got special Christmas-themed questions.

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I love your Christmas-themed desk, as well.

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It's quite something, isn't it?

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And, you yourself, as well. Look at you.

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Go on...! I made a bit of an effort for Christmas.

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-Now, Richard...

-You have come as Guy At Christmas Party.

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Office party.

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Literally come from work, yep.

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Er, Richard, I...

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-Sorry, I...

-You got me a present?

-ALL:

-Aw...!

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-I got you a...

-Aw, that's nice.

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Yeah, don't get too close, you'll get glitter all over your...

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What have you got me?

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That is just a little token of my...

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See, it's something I thought maybe you needed.

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-Very nicely wrapped.

-Isn't it?

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, that's absol... That's lovely.

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Isn't it?

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Look at that, a tie!

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AUDIENCE WHOOPS

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Now, do you know what? I brought you a present, as well.

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I think you might like it!

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This is lovely - it's not going to be better than this. But, look.

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Oh, that is... That's beautiful. What is it - biscuits?

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And that, you see? That's gaffer tape.

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LAUGHTER

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Because always...on Christmas Eve, one of the presents has to be

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done with gaffer tape because you've run out actual Sellotape.

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Listen, I'm flattered that I'm the one that got the gaffer tape.

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HE MOCK GASPS

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You got a tie, as well.

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Not just a tie!

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Come on...! Look at that!

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-Yeah, I got you something else.

-Socks!

-Oh, I got you socks.

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And more socks! Oh, Richard, that's amazing.

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Cos you know I don't have any socks.

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You see? And all I got was a tie.

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That's indicative of our relationship.

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Well, I'm going to wear my tie. I'm going to put my...

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That is so. Because I've never worn one before.

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OK. It's the smartest tie I ever...

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Yeah, no kidding.

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-Yeah.

-OK.

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Now, that is...

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That's beautiful.

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It looks so good on you, that's the thing! There we go.

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So, we look great.

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And what a lovely line-up we've got, as well.

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-Jeffrey and Su have been on before.

-Yes.

-Together.

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And they joined the 200 Club in Round One.

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Yes, we did.

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Oh, the dreaded... "I'm afraid you're going home."

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-Exactly that.

-Within five minutes.

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So almost impossible...

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-ALMOST impossible for them... Well, impossible for you to do worse.

-Yes.

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-Got to get better.

-Fingers crossed, let's get better.

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Lovely to have Robin and Alison. Welcome along to the show.

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Never been on before. The Krankies on podium three. Newcomers.

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And two old hands as well, on that last podium -

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Colin and Louise both been on before.

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Never been in a head-to-head, though.

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Never been in a head-to-head,

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so virgin territory for our winners here.

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Now, we also have a couple of very special guests during the show.

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I can't tell you who they are, you know who one of them is.

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I do. We've got one that any child watching...

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We've got a very, very special guest

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who is coming on to ask one of our questions later.

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And, anyone who ISN'T a child, we've got a very, very special guest

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coming on at the end to sing with Xander.

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ALEXANDER GASPS

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Yeah! Yes.

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I have rarely seen you as excited

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as you are at the prospect of who you're singing with.

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-He's VERY excited.

-It's true!

-It's like... You're like, what...?

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-A kid at Christmas?

-Yes!

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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As usual, all of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

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Our contestants here are looking for those all-important pointless answers,

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those being the answers that none of our 100 people gave.

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Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.

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Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

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each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.

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So we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

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There we are.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless!

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So, all I have to tell you is this -

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the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

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will be eliminated. Very best of luck.

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No conferring until the head-to-head round, please.

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Our first category this evening is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first, and who second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is.

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Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

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as many...

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Ding-dong Merrily On High words.

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Need everybody desperately, in their heads,

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to sing through the entire lyrics of Ding-dong Merrily On High.

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We're looking for any word of five letters or more

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that occurs somewhere in that song.

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So any word of five letters or more.

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that appears in Ding-dong Merrily On High.

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We've taken our version from the 1924 Cambridge Carol Book.

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Now, Su, welcome to Pointless.

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What have you come as, Su?

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Well, I have come as somebody...

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If I do my job correctly, when I'm the Wicked Queen and everything,

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she thinks she's the most beautiful person in the world,

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which, I obviously am,

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and I love it when I get really horrible

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and when the parents take out the crying child,

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out of the theatre.

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Because I know then I'm doing my job right.

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I love it, though. Do you like panto?

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-ALL:

-Yes!

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Oh, no, you don't.

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-ALL:

-Oh, yes, we do.

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-That's good!

-They are good!

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Now, Su, words to Ding-dong Merrily On High?

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-Yes.

-Now, then. Words of five letters or more.

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OK.

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-Bells.

-Bells.

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Su says "bells".

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Let's see if "bells" is right.

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How many of our 100 said "bells"?

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"Bells" is right.

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-43.

-Isn't bad.

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-It isn't bad, Su.

-Not too bad.

-Isn't bad.

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-Great start to the round. 43 for "bells".

-Good start, Su.

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Well played, yeah - "bells".

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"Bells" also the correct answer for items that used to be

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-on my grandad's Christmas list.

-Yes!

-He'd ALWAYS ask for a bottle.

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Always.

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Thanks very much, indeed.

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Robin, welcome to Pointless!

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-Hello.

-Great to have you here.

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The first, I hope, of many appearances on the show.

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-Is this your first year in pantomime?

-It is, yes.

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I'm playing The Man In The Mirror at Llandudno

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-in Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.

-Oh, that's exciting.

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Now, how does it work, your first year?

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Is it like those early MI5 recruitments?

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Someone just comes and sits next to you on a bench

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and says, "Babes In The Wood"?

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-Or does it just come through fairly normal channels?

-Normal channels.

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I was very excited to be asked.

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It's a first time for me - my first time singing.

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So everybody is going to be in for a real treat.

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What a treat! Obviously, they've seen your dancing a lot,

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but you're singing, Robin...!

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Now, Robin, words to Ding-dong Merrily On High.

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How well do you know that carol?

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Not particularly,

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so I'm going to go with "skies".

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Robin says "skies". Let's see how many of our 100 people said "skies".

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-Oh...!

-Thanks, son(!)

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Not "skies".

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-Not "skies", no.

-Yeah.

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Jimmy!

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Oh, Jimmy, welcome to the show. Lovely to have you here.

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Now, do you know what, I always used to think that your surname was Krankie.

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-Did you?

-I always thought it was!

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But I've discovered today your surname

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is actually Tough.

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Yes. Spelt T-O-U-G-H.

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Me with a name like Mrs Tough!

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Mrs Tough...! No-one's going to argue with that!

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So, where did Krankie come from?

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Well, the Krankie came from a pantomime in 1963

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-that I was in in Scotland...

-Wow!

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..with a comic called Jack Milroy

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who was a very famous Scottish comic,

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and I was one of the Krankie kids in the show.

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So when we formed the act, we carried the word on - Krankie.

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So we've been The Krankies since...

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1966.

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-1966...

-50 years this Christmas.

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Ah, that is wonderful!

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APPLAUSE

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And they said it'd never last!

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It's such a treat to have you here.

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-Now, Jimmy.

-Uh-huh?

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What would you like to go for from Ding-dong Merrily On High?

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Erm...

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Heaven?

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Heaven. "Heaven," says Jimmy.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said "heaven".

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Now, 43 is our only score so far and you whiz past that...

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40. Very good indeed.

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Well done, Jimmy. 40 for "heaven".

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I've surprised myself!

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Very good answer - "heaven",

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which is where the bells are, of course, in the song.

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Exactly. Good place for them. Good place.

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-Louise!

-Hello.

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-Louise, welcome back to Pointless.

-Thank you.

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Louise, do you have a favourite pantomime?

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Is there one that... Because there are tons of them!

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I think it's the one I'm in, which is Cinderella.

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Yeah, rags to riches.

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-Do you think that's the one that really gets people?

-Yeah.

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And when the transformation scene really... It's just magic, isn't it?

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And for a lot of kids, it's their first time in the theatre.

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-Get 'em young, I say.

-Yes, absolutely right!

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So they'll keep coming. Yeah.

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That's a very good point. It is.

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It's the flypaper, isn't it, that gets them in?

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Yeah, I think there's a real responsibility to doing panto -

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-just to really get them in that bubble, you know?

-Absolutely right.

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-Now, Louise, Ding-dong Merrily On High...

-Yes.

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I'm going to go with "excelsis".

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Excelsis!

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Oh, what about that?! Excelsis!

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said that!

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Well, 100 is our high score, you pass that immediately.

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40 is our low score,

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you've passed that very comfortably.

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APPLAUSE

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Very nice indeed. 25, Louise.

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Very nicely done, Louise.

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Brought some sophistication to proceedings.

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-Thank you.

-Excelsis -

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it means "used to play for Chelsea".

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LAUGHTER

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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We're halfway through the round, let's look at those scores.

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25 - we just heard the best score of the pass. Very well done to Louise.

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-Thank you.

-Hats off. Then up to 40, where we find Jimmy and Ian.

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Then up to 43, Su and Jeffrey.

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Then up to 100, I am sorry to say, Robin and Alison.

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Mind you, that might not be the last 100 of the round.

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As long as the next one isn't yours, Alison...

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you're in with a shout. So best of luck finding a nice low score.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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Colin, a very warm welcome back to Pointless.

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-Lovely to have you here.

-How very kind of you. Thank you.

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Now, how does Christmas work in the Baker household?

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In the Baker household?

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-Yes.

-Well, most years,

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I am not there because I am doing panto.

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So I come back for Christmas Day,

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and get very grumpy because I have to go away again on Boxing Day.

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-Or you just pack it all in to Christmas Day.

-Yes.

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Just get as much... I was going to say as much down your neck,

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I don't really mean that, you understand. I'm thinking... Mm!

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But I can't, because I'm driving at the crack of dawn.

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-Oh, of course!

-Head off for a matinee on Boxing Day.

-Oh!

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-So what do you do to make it special?

-Bliss, isn't it(?)

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All those parties you can't go to!

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Oh, I know, but...

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I tell you what, there's an awful lot of people at home now thinking,

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-"I wouldn't mind that."

-Exactly!

-"Sounds great."

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Do you do you still like panto after Christmas?

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I always think panto before Christmas has got all the build-up, then...

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Panto the whole time is...is... is exactly what Louise just said.

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It is the way theatres stay alive,

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because they do half their business sometimes

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-over the Christmas period.

-Yes.

-And without panto,

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an awful lot of theatres around the country wouldn't survive.

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So I would heartily encourage everyone who says,

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"Oh, I used to have a lovely time, but I can't be bothered going now."

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Go back. You'll have a lovely time again!

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Yes, well said. Well said.

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-Yes, if you haven't been already, do support your local panto.

-Yep.

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Quite right. OK, Colin, you're on 25.

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Brilliant low score from Louise.

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-Didn't she do well?

-Didn't she, though?

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The high-scorers are Robin and Alison on 100, so 74 or less at this stage

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assures you of a place in the next round.

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What would you like to go for from our Ding-dong Merrily On High words?

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Oh, it's the same song?

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Oh, joy(!)

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Erm...

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Hosanna!

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Hosanna. Hosanna.

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They're very highbrow on that far podium, aren't they?

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Hosanna. Here's your red line, Colin.

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If you can get below that, you are through to the next round.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said "hosanna".

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25! There you are!

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You match each other.

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Perfectly, perfectly placed there.

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Beautiful balance on podium four. 50 is your total.

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Well played, Colin. Louise set you up very nicely, didn't she?

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"Hosanna in excelsis."

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Which is Enrique Hosanna - he used to play left back.

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LAUGHTER

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Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Ian.

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-Yes.

-Welcome, welcome back.

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Now, do you have a favourite pantomime?

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How many pantomimes have you done over the years?

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Well, together we've done 36.

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Janette's done 40.

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Er, my favourite's Aladdin.

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Aladdin.

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I like playing, er,

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Widow Twankey.

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-But I think the best pantomime IS Cinderella.

-Yeah.

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We have done Pinocchio which was excellent for us.

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It was written for us in Scotland. That was excellent.

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As Geppetto and Pinocchio.

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Lovely!

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Now, there you are. You're on 40.

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The high-scorers are still Robin and Alison on 100.

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So, 59 or less, Ian, gets you into the next round.

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-Angels.

-Angels.

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OK, here is your red line.

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Let's see if "angels" can get you below that.

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Look at that, very well done, indeed! Through you go to Round Two.

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"Angels" still going down!

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-20!

-Oh!

-"Angels", if you please!

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The lowest score of the round so far, I might add, Ian.

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Very well done indeed. 60 is your total.

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Great answer, Ian. Very well played.

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Erm, OK, Alison.

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-Hi!

-Alison, welcome to Pointless.

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-It's lovely to have you here.

-Thank you.

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Now, you...

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-I suppose a lot of people will say they remember you from Big Brother...

-Yes.

-..which you did.

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-What series was it that you did?

-I was in series three in 2002.

-Series three.

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-It was like a mini holiday really.

-LAUGHTER

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-It was great.

-Did you love it?

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-SHE LAUGHS

-I did really enjoy it,

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because those two weeks I had full budget on the food allowance,

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so I just ate and ate and sunbathed, it was just great.

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HE LAUGHS

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It was like a holiday.

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But you were a child actress before that, weren't you?

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Yeah, I was in something called the Central Television Workshop

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and landed my first part at the age of 14

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in a show called Palace Hill.

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-Fun.

-So, I started quite early on. It was good fun.

-Yeah, very good.

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-Brilliant. Now, Alison.

-Yes.

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You are our high-scorers,

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but if you can find a low score, anything that's less than 42,

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let's say, then there is a world in which you could be with us

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-in the next round.

-I had all those answers beforehand. I'll be honest.

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All right, but I'm going to go for "ringing".

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-Ringing?

-Yeah.

-"Ringing", OK.

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No red line for you as you are the high-scorers.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said ringing.

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-54.

-Oh!

-APPLAUSE

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154 is your total.

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Yeah, and neatly completes the line as well,

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-"..in heaven the bells are ringing."

-There we are. Isn't that nice?

-Yeah.

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Isn't that nice? Jeffrey.

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Jeffrey. Welcome back.

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Lovely to have you here again.

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-You're not in the 200 Club.

-Not this time.

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-You are not in the 200 Club.

-Not this time, no.

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-You're through to the next round too.

-The scars have healed.

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LAUGHTER

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-Now, there you are, dressed as the Dame, Jeffrey.

-Yes.

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Do you normally play the Dame in pantomime?

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-I have done for the last 26 years, yes.

-Goodness.

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So, what are the Jeffrey Holland rules of Dame-hood? How do you do it?

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Stay fit.

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And brace yourself.

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LAUGHTER

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Twice a day for...

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-Well, as long as it lasts, it's...

-Wow!

-..it's hard work.

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The actual performance itself, does it vary from show to show massively?

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No, not really. It shouldn't.

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It shouldn't if the actors behave themselves.

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-Now, Jeffrey.

-Yes?

-Good news.

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Doesn't matter what you score, you're still in Round Two...

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-Wonderful.

-..which is marvellous.

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-However, here's your opportunity to come up with a lovely low score.

-OK.

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Well, I think I'm going to go for "dutifully".

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"Dutifully," says Jeffrey. Let's see how that works.

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No red line for you, you're already through.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooooooh....

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Look at that! "Dutifully!"

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2! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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That is a fantastic answer!

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All recollections of the 200 Club banished!

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Takes your total up to 45.

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"May dutifully prime?"

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-RICHARD:

-Dutifully prime, yes.

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Now, there are three pointless answers here.

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Very well done if you said "chime", that's a pointless answer.

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"Beautifully" is a pointless answer.

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"Dutifully" is not, but "beautifully" is a pointless answer.

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And "matin" is a pointless answer.

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1 point for "ringers", "singers", and "evetime".

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You'd have got 2 points for "prime", for "steeple".

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Three points for "sungen" and "swungen".

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Both great words. Don't use those enough these days.

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And for "priest". 4 points for "below" and "people".

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13 for "verily". "Gloria", 26,

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and the top three answers we've had - "heaven", "bells" and "ringing".

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There we go. Thanks very much, indeed, Richard.

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So, at the end of our first round,

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the pair we have to send home with a high score of 154, I'm so sorry,

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-Robin and Alison.

-Oh!

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-AUDIENCE:

-Oh!

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-But don't worry, you can come and see us at the panto.

-Well, we shall!

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-Where are you?

-I'm at the Empire Theatre doing Aladdin.

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-In Sunderland? No?

-In Sunderland, yeah.

-Yes! Oh, wonderful!

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-I can't wait.

-Fabulous.

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-And Robin, in Llandudno?

-Llandudno, yes.

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-Fabulous.

-Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.

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-There we are.

-I'm really good at this at home!

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LAUGHTER

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-Listen, please come and play again, it's been a treat having you.

-We will.

-We will.

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But in the meantime, thanks very much indeed. Alison and Robin!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Sorry!

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But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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APPLAUSE

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Well...

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Well done, everyone, you've made it round to Round Two,

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which is fantastic. I mean, Su and Jeffrey, Round Two.

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-Look!

-Oh, never been here before!

-Yeah!

-Look what we've done to it! Yeah!

-It's exciting!

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So, this is virgin territory for all of us, so well done.

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Best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for Round Two this evening is...

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Famous People. Can you all decide in your pairs

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who's going to go first, who's going to go second,

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and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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Famous Marys and Josephs. That's brilliant. Richard.

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-See, I'm trying to keep it all Christmassy.

-I love that!

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-Don't forget, still got those two special guest stars to come.

-ALEXANDER GASPS

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-One for the kids in the next round, and at the end...

-One for the dads.

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-..one for everyone else. One for you, certainly.

-Yes, one for me.

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But very, very excited about both.

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-They are both backstage right at the moment.

-Very exciting.

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We are going to show you six clues on each board

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to famous people known as Mary or Joseph.

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You just need to give us the most obscure one, please.

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There's six on the first board, six on the second,

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12 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.

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Thanks very much indeed. OK, let's reveal our first board of famous Marys and Josephs,

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and here they come.

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I'll read those all again.

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Su.

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Right, then.

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I'm going to go for...

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-..the retail consultant... Yeah.

-The retail consultant.

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Mary Portas.

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Mary Portas.

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Let's see if Mary Portas is right,

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let's see how many people said Mary Portas.

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SHE SIGHS It's right, Su.

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Come on!

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24! That's a great answer! APPLAUSE

0:21:260:21:28

Great score!

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APPLAUSE

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24 for Mary Portas.

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Very well played, Su. Yes.

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Started her career as a window dresser.

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Mary Portas.

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Has gone on to do very great things in lots of areas.

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Hasn't she just? Now, Ian.

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Marys and Josephs.

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Baking Bible. Mary Berry.

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The Baking Bible. Mary Berry.

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Let's see if Mary Berry is right,

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let's see how many people said Mary Berry.

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It's right.

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So Mary Portas was 24,

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Mary Berry is 52.

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APPLAUSE

0:22:020:22:03

Another good answer. She's got her own range of sauces and salad dressings now, Mary Berry.

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I didn't know that. Sauces?

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-You like a chilli, or something like that.

-Oh, I do!

-You should bring out a nice salsa.

-Oh, I should!

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Get someone who's got a good salsa, put your face on the front of it.

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On a saucer, did you say? LAUGHTER

0:22:190:22:22

-Salsa.

-A saucer?

-A salsa.

-Oh, a salsa, I see what you mean!

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Sorry, I thought you meant a saucer. I was thinking... Well...

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-LAUGHTER I like chilli sauce, so I can have a saucer.

-No, you don't...

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You put a cup on a saucer, you don't put a mug on a saucer.

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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Er... Louise. You're the last person to have this board.

0:22:420:22:44

-If you wanted, you could talk us all the way through it.

-Oh, no, I can't do that.

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-I don't know anything!

-LAUGHTER

0:22:480:22:50

I think...

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I think I might be a decade out,

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-but I'm going for Mary Quant for the first one.

-Mary Quant.

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That seems reasonable to me. The Chelsea look. Mary Quant.

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Let's see if that's right. How many people said Mary Quant?

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-Oh!

-It's right.

-Phew!

-Well done, Louise.

-Thank you.

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52 is our highest score. You pass it.

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24 is our lowest. APPLAUSE

0:23:060:23:07

Right, 44.

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There we are. Nicely in the middle.

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APPLAUSE

0:23:100:23:12

And 44 is your total.

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Well played, Louise. We've taken all the Marys off the board

0:23:140:23:17

and left all the Josephs up there, so let's fill these in.

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-The surgeon and pioneer...

-I'm going to say Joseph Lister.

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It is Joseph Lister. Yup.

0:23:220:23:24

Would have scored you 18. The Nigerian footballer is Joseph Yobo.

0:23:240:23:27

Would have scored 8 points.

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And this last one is Joseph Simmons.

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He's now an ordained minister. He is a pointless answer, as well, so well done if you said that.

0:23:330:23:37

Thank you, Richard.

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Well, we're halfway through, so let's take a look at the scores.

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24, the best score of the pass. Well done, Su.

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You're just unstoppable, you two.

0:23:430:23:44

Absolutely fantastic. 24, then up to 44,

0:23:440:23:46

where we find Louise and Colin,

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then 52, not far ahead, Ian and Jimmy.

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Jimmy, let's have a low score from you in the next pass.

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We hope that's enough to keep you in the game.

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We're coming back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, we're going to put six more clues to Marys and Josephs up on the board.

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Here they come.

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We have got...

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are. A board full of famous Marys and Josephs.

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Colin, how are you feeling?

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I know a few of them, but...

0:25:070:25:09

I'm trying to think which is...

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I'm going to go for the animator.

0:25:130:25:15

Joseph Barbera.

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Joseph Barbera, says Colin.

0:25:170:25:20

Sounds good. Now, you want to be scoring 7 or less

0:25:200:25:23

to be sure of a place in the head-to-head.

0:25:230:25:24

There is your red line,

0:25:240:25:25

let's see if you can get below that with Joseph Barbera.

0:25:250:25:28

44. COLIN GASPS

0:25:350:25:36

Once again, you equal Louise's score. Look at that!

0:25:360:25:40

88 is your total.

0:25:400:25:41

-I know, that's very weird, isn't it?

-Isn't it?

0:25:410:25:43

Yeah, Hannah Barbera, of course.

0:25:430:25:45

-Famous from our childhood and beyond.

-Indeed. Now, then,

0:25:460:25:50

Jimmy, what would you like to go for? You have a target.

0:25:500:25:53

You have to score 35 or less, if you can, to remain with us.

0:25:530:25:57

-It's not the easiest board, I'll be honest.

-No.

0:25:570:26:00

The general secretary of the Communist Party, Joseph Stalin.

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Joseph Stalin. OK. Here is your red line.

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If you can get below that, with Stalin,

0:26:060:26:08

you are through to the head-to-head.

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Let's see if Joseph Stalin is right, let's see how many people said it.

0:26:100:26:13

It's right.

0:26:150:26:16

You are in the head-to-head, look at that! Just!

0:26:200:26:22

APPLAUSE

0:26:220:26:23

You needed 35, you got 32, your total is 84.

0:26:230:26:26

I salute you. Well done.

0:26:260:26:27

You know, I so wish that 20 years ago I'd put on a bet

0:26:290:26:32

that one day Jimmy Krankie would say Joseph Stalin to me.

0:26:320:26:34

LAUGHTER

0:26:340:26:36

-Imagine the odds.

-A ten-year-old knowing that!

0:26:370:26:41

LAUGHTER

0:26:410:26:42

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:26:420:26:44

-Jeffrey.

-Hello.

-This is all your board.

0:26:440:26:46

Do you want to talk us through it, and fill in all the blanks?

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You want to be scoring 63 or less.

0:26:490:26:51

Two of the three that I knew have gone.

0:26:510:26:54

So I have to go with the third one that I think I know,

0:26:540:26:57

and I think it's the British athlete who won the pentathlon

0:26:570:26:59

is Mary Peters.

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Mary Peters.

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The wonderful Dame Mary Peters. Indeed, she is.

0:27:030:27:05

There is your red line. If you can get below that red line, Jeffrey,

0:27:050:27:08

you are through to the head-to-head. How many people said Mary Peters?

0:27:080:27:11

It's right.

0:27:140:27:15

-It gets you through. Look at that!

-Go on!

0:27:160:27:19

Fabulous performance on the first podium, there.

0:27:190:27:22

27, taking your total up to 51. APPLAUSE

0:27:220:27:24

Very good indeed.

0:27:240:27:25

APPLAUSE

0:27:250:27:27

Very nicely done, Jeffrey. Well played.

0:27:270:27:29

She came on the show, didn't she, Dame Mary Peters, and was lovely.

0:27:290:27:32

-She was furious with me that I'd never done discus.

-Yeah.

0:27:320:27:35

Because of my long arms, she thought it was a loss to British athletics.

0:27:350:27:38

-Perhaps it was.

-Do you know, it is. It is. Still could do it.

0:27:380:27:41

-Still could.

-Yeah!

-Yeah! Maybe. You never know.

0:27:410:27:44

Now, let's look at the rest of these. It's quite a tough board.

0:27:440:27:47

-The bottom one, people know this one.

-Turner?

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Yes, it's Joseph Turner.

0:27:490:27:50

That would have scored 15. The top one, you could probably work out.

0:27:510:27:55

Just think of the most famous president around at the time

0:27:550:27:59

-and put Mary in front of it. It's Mary Lincoln.

-Lincoln.

0:27:590:28:01

-Yes, of course it is.

-That would have scored you 3 points.

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The other one's a tough answer, this, a pointless answer.

0:28:040:28:06

Well done if you said Mary Barra.

0:28:060:28:09

Terrific answer.

0:28:090:28:10

There we go. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:28:100:28:12

So, at the end of our second round, I'm so sorry, Colin and Louise,

0:28:120:28:16

not this time.

0:28:160:28:17

You'll have to come back another time to make it to the head-to-head.

0:28:170:28:20

-We shall.

-Colin and Louise, thank you very, very much for playing, it's lovely to see you.

0:28:200:28:24

-Good luck!

-APPLAUSE

0:28:240:28:25

But for Ian and Jimmy, Su and Jeffrey,

0:28:260:28:28

it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:280:28:30

APPLAUSE

0:28:300:28:32

Very, very, very well done Su and Jeffrey, Ian and Jimmy.

0:28:340:28:37

You are now one step closer to the final,

0:28:370:28:39

and a chance to play for our jackpot which still stands at £2,500.

0:28:390:28:43

There it is.

0:28:430:28:44

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:440:28:45

Well, this is the round where we decide who goes to the final

0:28:470:28:50

and plays for that jackpot. We do it by playing head-to-head.

0:28:500:28:53

You can start playing as a pair, now, which is nice. You can chat before you give your answers.

0:28:530:28:57

First pair to win two questions will go through to play for the jackpot for their charities.

0:28:570:29:01

Very, very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:010:29:04

APPLAUSE

0:29:040:29:05

Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:29:090:29:12

Films that feature animation and live action. Richard.

0:29:160:29:19

Yeah, we're going to show you five stills now from films with animation and live action in them.

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We just need you to name the most obscure of these, please.

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OK. Let's reveal our five stills, and here they come.

0:29:260:29:28

We've got...

0:29:280:29:29

There we are. Five stills from films

0:29:490:29:51

featuring animation and live action.

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Now, Su and Jeffrey, you're our low scorers, so you will go first.

0:29:530:29:58

-JEFFREY:

-OK.

-SU:

-OK.

0:29:580:29:59

Shall we go with E?

0:29:590:30:00

-I think so, yeah, yeah.

-All right.

0:30:000:30:02

We are going to go with E,

0:30:020:30:04

which is Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

0:30:040:30:06

Who Framed Roger Rabbit. OK.

0:30:060:30:08

Ian and Jimmy, that board is all yours.

0:30:080:30:10

-Do you want to talk us through it?

-Hmm.

0:30:100:30:13

Is A Mary Poppins?

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You're going to go for Mary Poppins.

0:30:190:30:21

So we've got Who Framed Roger Rabbit and we've got Mary Poppins.

0:30:210:30:23

Su and Jeffrey said Who Framed Roger Rabbit for E.

0:30:230:30:25

Let's see if that's right

0:30:250:30:27

and let's see how many people said Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

0:30:270:30:29

37 for Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Not bad, Su and Jeffrey.

0:30:360:30:39

Ian and Jimmy have gone for Mary Poppins for A.

0:30:410:30:44

Let's see if that's right.

0:30:440:30:46

Mary Poppins - how many people said it if it is?

0:30:460:30:48

It's right. Oh, 80.

0:30:510:30:54

80 for Mary Poppins, which means, Su and Jeffrey,

0:30:540:30:56

after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:560:30:59

Let's fill in the rest of this board.

0:30:590:31:00

B - that is Michael Jordan in Space Jam.

0:31:000:31:04

It would have scored you 32.

0:31:050:31:07

-C is the brilliant Lego Movie.

-Fantastic.

0:31:080:31:11

Would have scored you 57.

0:31:110:31:12

D is the best answer, which is The Three Caballeros.

0:31:130:31:17

That would have scored you 1 point.

0:31:170:31:20

There we are. Thank you very much. Here comes your second question.

0:31:200:31:23

Ian and Jimmy, you have to win this one to stay in the game,

0:31:230:31:26

but you get to answer it first.

0:31:260:31:27

A little bit of an advantage. Best of luck.

0:31:270:31:29

It concerns...

0:31:290:31:31

Christmas Cracker Jokes, Richard.

0:31:340:31:36

We are going to give you the openings

0:31:360:31:37

of five Christmas cracker jokes.

0:31:370:31:39

You need to provide us with the punchlines, please.

0:31:390:31:43

Very best of luck.

0:31:430:31:44

Oh, you're 'aving a laugh!

0:31:440:31:46

Fingers crossed, Su, yeah.

0:31:470:31:49

Listen, rather than have me read out these questions for you,

0:31:520:31:55

we've got a very special guest.

0:31:550:31:58

-Really special.

-A very, very special guest.

0:31:580:32:00

-I mean...

-About as special as it gets.

0:32:000:32:01

About as special as it gets.

0:32:010:32:03

Yes, please, a huge welcome to Father Christmas!

0:32:030:32:07

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:070:32:09

Hello, everyone!

0:32:100:32:13

Father Christmas!

0:32:150:32:17

How are you?

0:32:170:32:18

Well, you've asked me to come in and do this question

0:32:190:32:21

because comedy is not your strong point, is it?

0:32:210:32:25

Here we go. Christmas Cracker Jokes. Here are the questions.

0:32:250:32:30

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

0:32:300:32:35

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

0:32:350:32:39

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

0:32:390:32:43

Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present?

0:32:430:32:48

And what do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

0:32:480:32:52

There we are. Well, thank you very much for that, Father Christmas.

0:32:520:32:56

-We'll see you next year.

-Lovely to see you.

0:32:560:32:58

-Thank you very much.

-Merry Christmas, everyone!

0:32:580:33:01

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Good luck, bye-bye.

0:33:010:33:04

Aw!

0:33:050:33:07

I'm going to read those out again for you.

0:33:090:33:12

You'll notice this time round you get some clues as to the answers.

0:33:120:33:16

Ian and Jimmy, you will go first.

0:33:420:33:44

Take a little while just to chat that through.

0:33:440:33:48

You'll have to go for that one.

0:33:500:33:51

Eh, What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

0:33:510:33:54

Twerky.

0:33:540:33:55

Twerky. Twerky. Twerky.

0:33:550:33:58

OK. Now, Su and Jeffrey.

0:33:580:34:00

Do you want to talk us through the board?

0:34:000:34:02

I don't know what the top one is.

0:34:020:34:03

I think the second one down would be a mince spy.

0:34:030:34:09

But I think we'll go for the bottom one. That will be jingle smells.

0:34:090:34:14

Jingle smells. Of course it is. Jingle smells.

0:34:140:34:16

We've got Twerky, we've got Jingle Smells.

0:34:160:34:18

Ian and Jimmy went for Twerky.

0:34:180:34:19

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Twerky.

0:34:190:34:21

24.

0:34:300:34:31

I'm doing it now.

0:34:370:34:39

That'll haunt me for ever.

0:34:400:34:43

Su and Jeffrey have gone for jingle smells.

0:34:430:34:46

Let's see if that's right,

0:34:460:34:48

let's see how many of our 100 people said jingle smells.

0:34:480:34:50

That's right.

0:34:540:34:57

52.

0:34:570:34:58

Very well done. Ian and Jimmy back in the game.

0:34:580:35:00

Just what we needed from you. After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:35:000:35:03

There was an answer that would have beaten Twerky

0:35:030:35:06

and would have seen you in the final.

0:35:060:35:07

It was a mince spy.

0:35:070:35:09

It would have scored 12 points, would have seen you through.

0:35:090:35:12

-You did know it. The top one is...

-Frostbite.

-Frostbite.

0:35:120:35:17

That would have scored you 37.

0:35:170:35:20

Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present?

0:35:200:35:23

-You can't beat it.

-You can't beat it.

0:35:230:35:25

That would have scored you 30 points.

0:35:250:35:28

I would say a broken pencil is the best Christmas present.

0:35:280:35:31

Because it's pointless.

0:35:310:35:32

GROANING

0:35:320:35:34

Merry Christmas, everybody.

0:35:340:35:37

Thanks. Here comes your third question.

0:35:370:35:39

Whoever wins this one goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:35:390:35:42

Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:35:420:35:45

Seasonal Names, Richard.

0:35:480:35:50

We're going to show you five clues now to people

0:35:500:35:52

who have one of the four seasons in their name.

0:35:520:35:54

Can you name the most obscure of these?

0:35:540:35:56

People who have one of the four seasons in their name.

0:35:560:35:59

OK, let's reveal our clues. Here they are.

0:35:590:36:01

I'll read those all to you one last time.

0:36:240:36:26

Su and Jeffrey will go first.

0:36:420:36:44

THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:36:460:36:48

I'm going to say...Donna Summer.

0:36:530:36:56

-For?

-Hot Stuff. Oh, sorry...

0:36:560:36:59

-EMPHATIC TONE:

-..Hot Stuff!

0:36:590:37:01

Donna Summer for Hot Stuff from Su and Jeffrey.

0:37:010:37:04

Ian and Jimmy, talk us through that board.

0:37:040:37:06

-Singer who had a top UK hit...

-Preacher Man.

-..Dusty Springfield.

0:37:060:37:11

That's the one you're going to go for.

0:37:110:37:13

We have Donna Summer, we have Dusty Springfield.

0:37:130:37:15

Su and Jeffrey went for Donna Summer.

0:37:150:37:17

Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Donna Summer.

0:37:170:37:21

I think it's going to be big, isn't it?

0:37:210:37:23

At least it's right.

0:37:250:37:26

43.

0:37:280:37:30

43 for Donna Summer.

0:37:300:37:32

Ian and Jimmy, meanwhile,

0:37:340:37:35

have gone for Dusty Springfield for Son Of A Preacher Man.

0:37:350:37:38

Let's see if that's right,

0:37:380:37:40

let's see how many of our 100 people said Dusty Springfield.

0:37:400:37:43

It's right.

0:37:430:37:45

54.

0:37:470:37:48

Good answer, but Donna Summer was better,

0:37:490:37:52

which means, Su and Jeffrey, after three questions,

0:37:520:37:55

you are through to the final 2-1.

0:37:550:37:56

Great head-to-head. Very well played, everybody.

0:37:560:37:59

Let's fill in these gaps. The best answer on the board is the top one.

0:37:590:38:01

That is Autumn Reeser. Well done if you said that, very good answer.

0:38:010:38:05

2 points for that.

0:38:050:38:06

-The former Arsenal left-back?

-Winterburn.

0:38:060:38:09

Nigel Winterburn.

0:38:090:38:10

Would have scored you 17.

0:38:100:38:12

-The musician?

-Bruce Springsteen.

0:38:120:38:14

Bruce Springsteen, of course it is. That would have scored you 26.

0:38:140:38:17

There we are. Thank you very much indeed.

0:38:170:38:19

The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:38:190:38:22

I'm sorry to say it's Ian and Jimmy. What a treat it's been having you on.

0:38:220:38:25

Thank you very much, we've enjoyed ourselves.

0:38:250:38:27

Thank you so much for coming and playing, please come and do it again.

0:38:270:38:30

-Thank you.

-Brilliant to have you here, Ian and Jimmy.

0:38:300:38:33

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:330:38:35

But for Su and Jeffrey, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:38:350:38:37

Well, congratulations, Su and Jeffrey,

0:38:420:38:45

you have floored all your competition and you have won.

0:38:450:38:48

Like the orange at the bottom of a stocking,

0:38:480:38:50

you have won a coveted Pointless trophy.

0:38:500:38:52

Listen, you now have a chance to win the Pointless jackpot

0:38:580:39:01

for your charities.

0:39:010:39:02

At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.

0:39:020:39:05

There it is.

0:39:050:39:07

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:070:39:10

Anything you particularly want to see come up, Su, in this round?

0:39:100:39:14

Well, I'd like maybe TV presenters.

0:39:140:39:18

Let's see what today's selection of categories looks like.

0:39:180:39:21

Let's hope there is something you like the look of there. We've got...

0:39:210:39:25

-My goodness.

-They are so obscure.

0:39:340:39:37

Sporting Williams - I haven't got a clue.

0:39:370:39:39

-I think we're going to have to go for '86.

-Yeah.

0:39:390:39:41

-We were both there.

-Yes. I think so.

0:39:410:39:43

-You were both there.

-We were both there.

-We were both there.

0:39:430:39:45

-Have you decided what one you want to go for?

-The year 1986, I think.

0:39:450:39:48

-Yes, let's go.

-There we are.

-OK, good luck.

0:39:480:39:50

Questions in three very different areas here -

0:39:500:39:52

I hope one of these will suit you.

0:39:520:39:53

We are looking for the name of any actor

0:39:530:39:56

who has appeared in 50 or more episodes of Casualty

0:39:560:39:59

from 1986 through to 2014.

0:39:590:40:02

We are looking for any tracks on Madonna's 1986 album True Blue.

0:40:020:40:06

Any tracks on the original release of True Blue.

0:40:060:40:09

Or we're looking for any of the 26 nations or teams

0:40:090:40:11

who took part in the 1986 Commonwealth Games.

0:40:110:40:15

So, actors in 50 or more episodes of Casualty,

0:40:150:40:17

tracks on True Blue

0:40:170:40:18

or any of the 26 nations or teams

0:40:180:40:20

who took part in the Commonwealth Games.

0:40:200:40:22

-Very, very best of luck to you both.

-Thanks very much, Richard.

0:40:220:40:25

As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:40:250:40:28

All you need to win that jackpot for your charities

0:40:280:40:31

is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:40:310:40:34

Yes. As ready as we'll ever be.

0:40:340:40:36

OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:40:360:40:38

Your time starts now.

0:40:380:40:40

-You see, I was thinking...

-True Blue album, know any of those?

0:40:400:40:42

-I'm sure one of them has got to be Papa Don't Preach.

-OK.

0:40:420:40:47

I'm sure it was a True Blue one.

0:40:470:40:48

-Commonwealth Games teams?

-Oh...

0:40:480:40:51

Well, look, for a start, it's not Africa,

0:40:510:40:53

because it's not in the Commonwealth, so it can't be them.

0:40:530:40:55

I'm trying to think about...

0:40:550:40:57

Jamaica or somebody remote like that.

0:40:570:40:59

Exactly.

0:40:590:41:00

Zambia, Mozambique.

0:41:000:41:02

Casualty actors?

0:41:020:41:04

Casualty actors - blimey.

0:41:040:41:06

Derek...

0:41:060:41:07

Yeah, it could be Derek, because he's been there such a long time.

0:41:070:41:10

He's still there now. Bless him.

0:41:100:41:13

Do you just get half a point if you just have one name, would that help?

0:41:130:41:17

-We'll say no.

-No, he's saying no. You've been no help at all.

0:41:170:41:21

-Commonwealth Games teams. Jamaica, Mozambique?

-Yes, yes.

0:41:210:41:26

I'm sure... Oh, please.

0:41:260:41:29

Ten seconds left.

0:41:290:41:32

-I'm sure...

-You name that track.

0:41:320:41:34

Yeah, you go for that, cos I don't know.

0:41:340:41:36

# True blue, baby, I love you. #

0:41:360:41:40

OK, that is your time up.

0:41:400:41:41

Let's have your three answers, Su and Jeffrey.

0:41:410:41:44

What are you going to go for?

0:41:440:41:45

True Blue album - I think, em... Papa Don't Preach.

0:41:450:41:50

Papa Don't Preach.

0:41:500:41:51

Commonwealth Games teams, I don't know...

0:41:510:41:53

-We were saying, weren't we, that...

-Jamaica.

0:41:530:41:55

Jamaica.

0:41:550:41:56

-And Mozambique.

-Mozambique.

-Yes.

0:41:560:42:00

OK. We've got Papa Don't Preach, Jamaica and Mozambique.

0:42:000:42:02

Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:42:020:42:05

-Mozambique.

-Mozambique, put last.

0:42:050:42:07

-Least likely to be pointless?

-Jamaica.

0:42:070:42:09

-Yeah.

-Jamaica, Papa Don't Preach, Mozambique.

0:42:090:42:12

OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, then. Here they are.

0:42:120:42:15

We have got...

0:42:150:42:17

Three perfectly good answers up there.

0:42:190:42:21

-I think at least one of those might be pointless, don't you?

-I hope so.

0:42:210:42:24

I think Mozambique is a great answer. Just has to be right.

0:42:240:42:28

Let's say one of these wins that jackpot for you -

0:42:280:42:30

what charities are you playing for? Su?

0:42:300:42:33

It's very dear to my heart, this one. It's Age UK.

0:42:330:42:38

APPLAUSE

0:42:380:42:41

Very good. Jeffrey?

0:42:410:42:42

The old saying goes that charity begins at home,

0:42:420:42:44

so my charity is Acting For Others,

0:42:440:42:47

which is an umbrella for all the theatrical charities.

0:42:470:42:50

APPLAUSE

0:42:500:42:52

Very good indeed.

0:42:520:42:54

I thought you were going to say, "I'm going to take that money home,"

0:42:540:42:57

but no. Two wonderful causes there.

0:42:570:42:58

Let's hope one of these answers wins that jackpot for you.

0:42:580:43:01

OK, in the first instance, we were looking

0:43:010:43:03

for Commonwealth countries that took part

0:43:030:43:04

in the Commonwealth Games in 1986. You've gone for Jamaica.

0:43:040:43:08

You thought this was the one

0:43:080:43:09

that was probably least likely to be pointless, but let's find out.

0:43:090:43:12

If it is pointless, it will win you £2,500. How many people said Jamaica?

0:43:120:43:15

No, bad luck.

0:43:170:43:19

Not Jamaica in 1986, I'm afraid.

0:43:190:43:22

That's not a correct answer, so therefore not a pointless answer.

0:43:220:43:25

Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:43:250:43:28

Your second answer was Papa Don't Preach.

0:43:280:43:31

We were looking for tracks from the Madonna album True Blue.

0:43:310:43:34

If it's pointless, it will win you £2,500 for your charities.

0:43:340:43:37

Let's see how many people said Papa Don't Preach.

0:43:370:43:40

It's right.

0:43:410:43:43

Now, all it has to do is go down to 0 and you will leave here

0:43:430:43:46

with that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.

0:43:460:43:49

Down goes Papa Don't Preach.

0:43:490:43:51

Not quite into single figures.

0:43:510:43:53

There you are - 13.

0:43:530:43:55

Never mind.

0:43:550:43:57

Oh, well.

0:43:570:43:58

Only one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:44:000:44:02

Everything is now riding on Mozambique.

0:44:020:44:05

It sounds like a great answer, is it right? That's the point, though.

0:44:050:44:09

Is it right, Mozambique?

0:44:090:44:10

If it is and if it is pointless,

0:44:100:44:12

it will win you £2,500 for your charities.

0:44:120:44:14

How many people said Mozambique?

0:44:140:44:16

Oh, no!

0:44:190:44:20

-Oh, bad luck.

-Never mind.

0:44:200:44:23

APPLAUSE

0:44:230:44:25

Listen, I'm sorry you didn't manage to win that jackpot of £2,500,

0:44:250:44:29

but as today is a charity special,

0:44:290:44:30

all of our celebrities are playing for charity,

0:44:300:44:32

we're going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair

0:44:320:44:35

for their respective charities, so there you are. You get that.

0:44:350:44:37

Thank you.

0:44:370:44:39

And, in addition,

0:44:390:44:41

you have been fantastic right the way across the show,

0:44:410:44:44

superb performance, and you get a Pointless trophy each,

0:44:440:44:47

-so there we are.

-Yes! It's like a chequebook and pen!

0:44:470:44:49

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:44:490:44:51

Yeah, you were very unlucky.

0:44:540:44:55

Both of your wrong answers were very unlucky wrong answers.

0:44:550:44:57

Mozambique - they've been in every Commonwealth Games since '98,

0:44:570:45:00

but weren't in '86. Jamaica boycotted the '86 Games,

0:45:000:45:03

so they weren't there either, I'm afraid.

0:45:030:45:05

Let's look at the pointless answers in the different categories,

0:45:050:45:07

see how well people did at home.

0:45:070:45:09

There'll be people you know in the Casualty one, I'm sure.

0:45:090:45:11

Catherine Shipton, who played Nurse Duffy, was a pointless answer.

0:45:110:45:14

Clive Mantle, plays Mike Barratt.

0:45:140:45:16

You could have had Kwame Kwei-Armah, he played Finlay Newton.

0:45:160:45:19

You could have had Will Mellor, who played the receptionist Jack.

0:45:190:45:21

In fact, every actor apart from Derek Thompson, Brenda Fricker,

0:45:210:45:25

Michael French, Sunita Sarkar,

0:45:250:45:26

Sue Devaney, and Patrick Robinson, everyone else is pointless.

0:45:260:45:29

Well done if you said any other answer.

0:45:290:45:32

Let's take a look at True Blue.

0:45:320:45:34

Only three pointless answers on that album...

0:45:340:45:37

For Commonwealth Games teams,

0:45:390:45:41

there's quite a few pointless answers here.

0:45:410:45:43

Isle of Man would have been a pointless answer.

0:45:430:45:45

Won one gold at that Commonwealth Games.

0:45:450:45:47

Malta, Singapore, Vanuatu, an old Pointless favourite.

0:45:470:45:50

You could have had the Cayman Islands, the Cook Islands,

0:45:500:45:52

the Falkland Islands, Gibraltar, Guernsey, Lesotho, Malawi,

0:45:520:45:56

Maldives, Norfolk Islands, Samoa or Swaziland.

0:45:560:45:59

Very, very well done and merry Christmas

0:45:590:46:00

if you got any of those pointless answers.

0:46:000:46:02

Jeff and Su, you've been absolutely brilliant throughout.

0:46:020:46:05

-I'm sorry you didn't get a pointless answer.

-Never mind.

0:46:050:46:08

Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Su and Jeffrey,

0:46:080:46:10

but it's been wonderful having you on the show.

0:46:100:46:12

Thank you for playing and merry Christmas.

0:46:120:46:14

-Merry Christmas to you.

-Merry Christmas. Thank you.

0:46:140:46:17

APPLAUSE Join us next time

0:46:170:46:19

when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:46:190:46:22

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Merry Christmas.

0:46:220:46:24

And it would be goodbye and happy Christmas from me, but before we go,

0:46:240:46:27

it's only fair that we end this special Christmas show with a song,

0:46:270:46:30

don't you think?

0:46:300:46:31

Please welcome Kim Wilde who will be joining me in singing

0:46:310:46:34

Rockin' Round The Christmas Tree from her new album Wild Winter Songbook.

0:46:340:46:38

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:380:46:41

# Yeah, yeah

0:46:470:46:49

# Ho-ho-ho

0:46:490:46:51

# Rockin' around the Christmas tree

0:46:510:46:54

# At the Christmas party hop

0:46:540:46:56

# Mistletoe hung where you can see

0:46:580:47:01

# Every couple tries to stop

0:47:010:47:03

# Rockin' around the Christmas tree

0:47:040:47:07

# Let the Christmas spirit reign

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# Later we'll have some pumpkin pie

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# And we'll do some carolling

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# You will get a sentimental feeling

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# When you hear

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# Voices singing Let's be jolly

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# Deck the halls with boughs of holly

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-BOTH:

-# Rockin' around the Christmas tree

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# Have a happy holiday

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# Everyone's dancing merrily

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# In the new old-fashioned way... #

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Come here, Xander.

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# ..You will get a sentimental feeling

0:47:580:48:02

# When you hear

0:48:020:48:04

# Voices singing Let's be jolly

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# Deck the halls with boughs of holly

0:48:080:48:11

-ALL:

-# Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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# Rockin' around the Christmas tree

0:48:140:48:17

# Have a happy holiday

0:48:170:48:21

# Everyone's dancing merrily

0:48:210:48:24

# In the new old-fashioned way

0:48:240:48:28

# Rockin' around the Christmas tree

0:48:280:48:30

# Have a happy holiday

0:48:300:48:34

# Everyone's dancing merrily

0:48:340:48:37

# In the new

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# Old

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# Fashioned

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# Way. #

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Hey, Merry Christmas, Xander.

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Right back at you, Kim!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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