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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.

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Welcome to Pointless, the quiz show where we are always striving to find the most obscure answers.

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Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one. Hi. I'm Nikki. This is Salma. We're housemates from south London.

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Couple number two. Hi, I'm Luke. This is my dad Micky.

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We're from Essex. Couple number three.

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Hi. My name is Trish. This is Derek, my housemate, and we're from Cwmbran.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi. My name's Sarah, this is my husband Stephen and we're from Bathgate, West Lothian.

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And these are today's contestants.

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Thanks. We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

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That leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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You know those annoying sidekicks who chip in with witty remarks and pull focus from the real star?

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Yep, he hates them, too. It's my Pointless friend, Richard!

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Hiya! Hi, everybody.

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Afternoon. And to you. Afternoon. How are you?

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I'm very well, thanks.

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Round Two, today. Oh, yeah? I've pulled out all the stops.

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We'll get through Round One. Let's get it done.

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But Round Two, very, very happy with.

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Sometimes, there are things we don't cover on this show and I thought it was about time we did.

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OK. Very good. Thanks, Richard.

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All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

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Our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

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Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,

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one that none of our 100 people gave.

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Each time that happens, we'll add ?250 to the jackpot.

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Jamie and Ryan didn't win the jackpot last time,

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so we add another ?1,000 to that. So today's jackpot starts off at ?9,000.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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In this round, I'll take an answer from each of you, but there's to be no conferring.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be heading home.

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So, our first category today is...

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We'll race through this one!

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Can you decide in your pairs who's going first and who's second.

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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..as they could. Prime ministers or presidents born in the 20th century. Richard?

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Simply looking for the name of anyone born after 1900

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who went on to become the prime minister of the UK or the president of the United States.

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Best of luck.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Now, Salma and Nikki, you all drew lots before the show and today you are going to go first.

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Nikki, welcome back to the show. Remind us what you do.

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I work in the art department for TV commercials.

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Good. How long have you done that for?

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I've been freelance for about a year. But about three years.

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How many commercials have you done, would you say? About 20.

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Wow. Good going. They just sort of breed, presumably, those sorts of jobs?

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Yes, they're quick turnaround. You do a few days and then you're out.

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Goodo. Now, what are you going to go for? Is this good for you as a category?

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This would be the worst category I could have had!

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So I may be joining the 200 club!

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Don't get too despondent.

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Essentially, you've just got to name a president or a prime minister.

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Yes. I'm going to go for Winston Churchill.

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A little-known prime minister.

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Winston Churchill, says Nikki. I'm playing it safe on this one. I don't want... Fair enough.

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Let's see if Winston Churchill's right, and if it is, how many people said Winston Churchill.

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Ooh, not so safe as you thought, there, Nikki, I'm afraid!

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I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. Scores you the maximum of 100 points.

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I'd go so far as to say unsafe, that answer. He was born in 1874. I wasn't sure.

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Thank you very much. Now, Luke.

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Hello. Welcome to the show. What do you do, Luke?

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I work for a law firm in the City as a revenue controller.

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In your spare time, what do you like to do?

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At the moment, I've started playing golf. I love going to the cinema, socialising with friends.

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Pretty much the usual laddish stuff!

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Whose idea was it to come on the show?

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My 13-year-old sister, to be honest.

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We watch it together constantly.

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But my sister printed out the application forms.

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She nominated the pair of you. Basically. We didn't have the guts

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to pick up the forms and start going through it.

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She was like, "Come on, you two compete against each other regularly, so put your..."

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For once be on the same team. What's she called, your sister? Emily.

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Emily. Will she be watching? She certainly will be!

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Hello, Emily. Hi, Emily.

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In five years' time, Emily can come on herself. Yes.

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See if she can do better! She certainly will do better than us.

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We'll see. What do you make of this as a round, Luke?

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Not great. Not fantastic.

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This might be safe as well. I'm going to go for Jimmy Carter.

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I like your use of the word "as well", there!

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Jimmy Carter, says Luke. Shall we see if that's right

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and if it is, let's see how many people said Jimmy Carter.

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Absolutely right, Luke.

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21. Good score.

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Yes, he was born in 1924, Jimmy Carter.

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He's had the longest-ever career of a post president.

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He's been an ex-president for 33 years. No-one's ever done that before.

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Good stuff. Now, Trish, welcome to the show. Thank you.

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Great to have you here. What do you do, Trish? I'm retired now. I retired last year.

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What did you do? I worked for a bank.

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Nice to be retired, though. Very nice to be retired!

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How do you fill your time? Swimming, reading, walking my puppy.

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Oh, a new puppy? Yes. What sort of puppy is it?

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She's a cross between a Shi Tzu and a Bichon Frise.

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Is that called... Does that have a name? Have they put together a little...

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It's a Shichon, apparently. A Shichon. A Shichon.

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I'd imagine you could make all sorts of interesting words out of that,

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but we went for Shichon, which is good. We're happy with that.

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So how do you and Derek know each other? You're housemates.

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Well, we are housemates now,

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but we were married in 1973.

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I've known him for over 40 years.

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But I divorced him in '92.

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And I went on to remarry.

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And that didn't work out, either, so I'm looking for husband number three!

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But Derek offered me a home when I was actually out of a home.

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I took him up on it and we're the best of friends.

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Good. How lovely. That's a great story.

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Trish, how is your hist... Do we call it history. Obviously it is, I suppose.

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Political history.

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Not bad. Do you think you've got a good low-scoring answer?

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Our lowest score so far is 21. Not bad.

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I'm hoping I can beat that.

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But I think for American president, I'll go for John F. Kennedy.

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John F. Kennedy, says Trish.

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John F. Kennedy. Let's see if that's right and how many people said that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well, it's right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 27. Not bad at all. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Not bad at all, Trish. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Elected to office at 43. He was born in 1917, JFK. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much indeed. Now, Sarah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Hi. Welcome to the show. Great to have you here. What do you do, Sarah? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm a civil servant. In your spare time, what do you do? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 As a couple, we like to go out to nice restaurants. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I like to draw. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I do fashion sketches of people's wedding dresses as keepsakes. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Or special outfits. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Good stuff. What are you going to go for? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Um, two of mine have gone. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So I'm going to go for... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I can't think how old he was when he became president. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll go for Richard Nixon. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Richard Nixon, says Sarah. Is it right? How many people said it? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Absolutely right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 22 for Richard Nixon. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Born before JFK, but became president after JFK. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 He funded his first-ever political campaign with poker winnings. He was a very good gambler. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Won a lot of money during the war, playing cards. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 He used it to fund his first political campaign. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Interesting. Thanks very much. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We're halfway through the round. 21 the best score of that round. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Luke, very well done with Jimmy Carter there. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Up to 22, Richard Nixon. Then up to 27, Trish and Derek. All nice and closely grouped. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Then, I'm afraid, Nikki and Salma up to 100 where we find you. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So we need at the very least, a low score from Salma in the next pass. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's hope it's enough to keep you in the game. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Best of luck. Can the second players please now take their places at the podium. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We are looking for any UK prime minister or US president born in the 20th century. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Stephen, welcome to the show. What do you do? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm an estimating manager. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 An estimating manager. For what? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Heating, ventilation and electrical works. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's commercial. Schools, colleges, things like that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Big estimates, in that case. Stephen and Sarah, how did you meet? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I met Sarah on the 26th of December, Boxing Day. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Sarah was on a pool table, dancing, when I walked into a pub! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And we've been together ever since! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Did you join her on the pool table? I came down off the pool table. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Because that would wreak havoc on the felt! Terrible! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Now, Stephen, what are you going to go for? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm going to play it kind of safe and go for Gordon Brown. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Gordon Brown, says Stephen. You're on 22. The high scorers are on 100. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So 77 or less will see you through. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There's your red line. Let's see how far down the column Gordon Brown can get you. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And you're through. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 36 takes your total up to 58. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's all you had to do. He was born in 1951, Gordon Brown. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Derek? Derek, welcome to Pointless. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 What do you do, Derek? I'm retired as well. What did you do? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I was a hotel night porter for 12 years. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 What do you do now, Derek? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Mostly dog-walking, cinema, annoying the grandchildren. Things like that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 How many grandchildren have you got? Seven. Seven. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Do they rile easily? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Oh, they love their grandfather. Not this one, the other one! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Derek, what are you going to go for? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm going to play safe and say John Major. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You want to be scoring 72 with John Major to keep yourselves in the game. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There's your red line, quite high. See if you can get below that with John Major. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And you're through. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 60 for John Major. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 87 your total. Very well done. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yeah, born in 1943, John Major. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much. Now, Micky. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Micky, welcome to the show. What do you do, Micky? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm a builder. A builder. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Multi-trade. Tell me what multi-trade means? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I can do various trades! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's a kind of builder, though, multi-trade? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Plastering, bricklaying, roofing. You've got it all. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Got it all covered. When you get to my age, you learn everything. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Listen, Luke scored 21, the lowest score of the round so far. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Um, I'll go for Ronald Reagan. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Ronald Reagan. Well, you want to score 78 or less with that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 78 or less for Ronald Reagan. There's your red line. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's see. Is Ronald Reagan right? How many people said it? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Absolutely right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And you are through. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 33 is your total. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 33 is your score. 54 is your total. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Ronald Reagan, born in 1911. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well played everyone in this round. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Gone for solid answers. All you needed to do. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Oh, Salma, I'm sorry. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You are the high scorers, even before you've given your answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Have you got a good answer? You've had a lot of time to think. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Or have you had all your answers stolen from you? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 My safe answer was just stolen from me. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Nikki's safe answer scored 100 points, so don't worry about that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There's a couple of obscure ones that I could... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Do you want to talk us through them all? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I don't want to say anything stupid! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I was going to take a punt on one, but I might just... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll just say anything. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So let's say Margaret Thatcher. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Margaret Thatcher, you're going for. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 No red line for you as you're already the high scorers. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's see if anyone said Margaret Thatcher(!) 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well, it's right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 78. There you go. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There's your answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 178 your total. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 If you had to go for a risk, Salma, what would you have gone for? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm scared of saying it in case I make a fool of myself, so I'm not going to say it. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 If any of the answers come up, I'll be quietly pleased! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. Anything I say at any point, just go "Yep". Put your hand up and say, "Yep". 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There's no pointless answers, as you can imagine. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There's not a huge amount of answers out there. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But there's a few low ones. Let's see. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 The first British prime minister born in the 20th century was Alec Douglas-Home. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 He scored three points. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Then two Americans. Gerald Ford scored nine 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 and Lyndon B Johnson would have scored you ten. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 The first American president to be born in the 20th century was JFK. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Although plenty of people were born before him. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Barack Obama scored 54. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Bill Clinton scored 55. The younger George Bush 57. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's take a look at the top three. We've heard a couple of them. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 David Cameron would have scored 65 points, a big old score. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Margaret Thatcher scored 78, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 and right at the top, Tony Blair with 81. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much indeed, Richard. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 At the end of our first round, the pair heading home with a high score of 178 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 is Salma and Nikki. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm sorry. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Quite often, our only returning pair, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 statistically I thought you were set to go all the way today. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Just bad luck. But I'm afraid it wasn't to be. Winston Churchill! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 If I'd gone second, I think I would... I got the dates a bit confused with that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm sorry you drew the first podium for the second time. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's been great having you on the show, albeit briefly. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much for playing, Salma and Nikki. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So now just three pairs remain. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I wonder who it'll be. Luke and Micky, you did very well. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Lovely low scores there. Jimmy Carter. Great score. Yeah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And you've seen off our only returning pair. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You are all brand new to this now. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 No-one's been into Round Two before! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category is... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Ooh, it's sounding good, Richard! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Dairy products. Could you all decide in your pairs who's going first and who's second. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. And the question concerns... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Cheeses of the world. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Who doesn't want a round on that, right? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 On each board, we're going to show you six different cheeses. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We need you to tell us the country in which it was originally made, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 or with which it's most commonly associated. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There will be 12 cheeses in all. 12 countries to guess at home. Very best of luck. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I hope the excitement isn't too much for you. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's breathe deeply, all of us, just at the beginning. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And then we'll get through it. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much indeed. So, the countries from which these cheeses originated. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Here is our first cheese board! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 AUDIENCE GROANS 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll read those one final time. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Six cheeses. Oh, I'm really hungry, now! Mmm! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Now, then, Micky. Micky. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Dear, oh, dear! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yeah, it's not the kindest cheese board, is it? For heaven's sake! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I don't have any of them in my sandwiches going to work! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Whatever happened to Cheddar? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 What are you going to go for? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Asadero, Spain? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Asadero, Spain, says Micky. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Asadero, Spain. Who knows? Let's find out. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Asadero, is it from Spain? If it is, how many people knew that? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 No, it's not from Spain, I'm afraid, Micky, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 which means you score the maximum of 100 points. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's not a shock! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Sorry, Micky. What do you think Emily is saying at home right now? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 "Terrible." She'll have turned it off by now! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Don't turn off! Don't turn off! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 She'll be sitting there surrounded by Asadero. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 All be eaten by now. "This is delicious! Why have we never heard of this?" 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Now, Derek. Not a good question for me, either, I'm afraid. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I know one, which is very high, I should imagine. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I know that Zola played for Italy, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 so I'm going to go with Gorgon, to go with Zola! Italy. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. Gorgonzola, Italy, says Derek. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's see if it's right. If so, how many people said Gorgonzola for Italy. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 63. It's a high score, but it's better than 100. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Italy. Yes, named after a town just outside Milan. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You got it because of Gianfranco Zola, did you? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There are different ways to getting answers on this show! There we are. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much. Now, Sarah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You're the last person to have this board. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I like cheese! Mmm, so do I. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I thought I would know lots of these. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'd rather have cheese than a pudding. Yes. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I know a few. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 The best thing about cheese in a restaurant is when they bring that trolley with all the cheeses on. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There's a big dome, like that! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 They cut it all. And you choose the ones you want, then they take it away! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Then bring it back about 20 minutes later. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I don't know what happens in that ensuing 20 minutes. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Actually, yes I do. They just go... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Anyway, what are you going for? I really am starving, now! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm going to go for Manchengo - Manchego - 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Spain. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Manchego, Spain, says Sarah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Manchego, Spain. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's right. Very well done. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Ooh, look at that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very good score indeed. 22 for Manchego. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well played, Sarah. It comes from La Mancha. Traditionally made with sheep's milk. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Now, Asadero, Micky. You're not a million miles away with Spain. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's Mexico. Mexico would have been a very good score. Three points for that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Brie? France. France, yep. Big scorer, though. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Would have scored 94. Do you know Jarlsberg? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I would say Switzerland, but it's probably not, is it? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's Norway, funnily enough. 12 points. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And Rabacal is the best answer on the board. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That is from Portugal. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Two points. Well done if you said that. There you go. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Do you know anything about Rabacal? Yes, it's a ewe and goat's milk cheese. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 By "ewe" I mean E-W-E, not "you"! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yeah. For a minute I was worried there! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 No-one's buying that, my friend! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much. Let's look at the scores half-way through the round. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 22 the best score of that pass. Sarah, very well done indeed. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Then up to 63 where we find Derek and Trish. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And then up to 100 where we find Micky and Luke. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But Luke, luckily Luke, the king of cheese, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 if anybody is able to find a low-scoring answer, it is you, my friend. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Best of luck. Can the second players please take their places at the podium? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. Let's put six more cheeses on the board. And here they are. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll read those one last time. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There we are. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Six more cheeses. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Remember, we're looking for the countries from which these cheeses come. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Stephen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yes. It's all looking pretty good for Stephen and Sarah right now. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Not from where I'm standing! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Listen, you are 78 points behind our high scorers. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But a score of 77 or less will see you through to the head-to-head. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I've had some of these cheeses. Where they come from is a bit of a mystery, I have to say. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 No, they come from the trolley. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm going to be guessing. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll go for Emmental and say Holland. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Emmental, Holland. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Emmental, Holland, says Stephen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Here's your red line. If you get below that, you're in the next round. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's see if Holland is right for Emmental. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Ooh, bad luck. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Bad luck. Emmental not from Holland, as it turns out, I'm afraid. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It scores you the maximum of 100 points. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Takes your total up to 122. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 This cheese round is causing more trouble than I thought it would, to be honest. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I like a pudding more than I like cheese, if I'm honest. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 If I'm honest, I do, but if I'm good... I think it's worse for you, isn't it? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I don't know, cos it's savoury. I think sweet things are probably... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 They're not worse for you. Anything that makes you happy has to be good for you? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's how it works? Am I right? Yeah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's what all nutritionists would tell you(!) 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yeah. "So long as it makes you happy, it's good for you." 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 What I like is pudding AND cheese. Yeah, that's what I like. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Forget the starter. We always call a starter, talking of Round One, a "Jimmy". 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Jimmy Carter. Is anyone having a Jimmy? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's good. Just thought I'd let you know that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And I always go for a Cuba. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Cuba Gooding, have to go for a pudding. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And I have my Cuba before I have my John. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 John Cleese? Yeah, definitely. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much. Sorry, where were we? Now, Trish. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We come to you. Trish, cheese. Mmm! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Do you like cheese? I love cheese, yes. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Gouda, I think, is from Holland. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Gouda from Holland, says Trish. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well, you only need to score 58 or less to stay in the game. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Here's your red line. Get below that, you're in the next round. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's see if Gouda is from Holland. How many people said it? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Absolutely right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Ooh! Ooh, 67! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 67 for Holland. Takes your total up to 130. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You are, by a tiny margin, our new high scorers. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Big look of relief there from Stephen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Sarah's answer really helped him out there. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It is from Holland. Still may see you through. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Originally made in the town of Gouda in the Netherlands. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much. Now, Luke. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Now, this is exciting. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 This is exciting. Who knew that cheese was going to be... I really don't like cheese! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You don't like cheese? Even less, now! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. You have to score 29 or less with your answer, otherwise it's goodbye. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Talk us through the cheese board. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I was afraid you were going to say that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Harzer Kase. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Sounds like a character from... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'd say maybe - I'm not going to go for it - but Germany, maybe. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Monterey Jack, I'm pretty sure I've had in America maybe. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 They probably sell all those cheeses in America. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Emmental, maybe Swiss. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Havarti... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 No idea. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's a bloomin' hard board, that, I have to say. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So, hopefully I might have answered one of them correctly. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll go... Is that going to be higher, though? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll go Emmental, Switzerland. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Switzerland, says Luke, for Emmental. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Here's your red line. If you can get below that with Switzerland, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 you're in the head-to-head. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Quite a long way down. Let's find out. Switzerland. Is it right? If so, how many people said it? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It is right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Ooh, no! Bad luck! 45! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 29 you needed. 45 you got. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Takes your total up to 145. Sorry, Luke. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Unlucky, Luke. Named after the Emmental Valley in Switzerland, where it was first made. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's take a look at the other answers you gave. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You said USA for Monterey Jack. That was right, but would have scored too many points. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Would have scored 41. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 For Harzer Kase you said Germany. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It is Germany and would have scored you 14 points, as well. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Unlucky. It's also the character Kevin Spacey played in Usual Suspects. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Balaton is named after Lake Balaton, which is in Hungary. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Scored three points. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And Havarti, would you guess for Havarti? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's almost impossible, I would say. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It is from Denmark. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 If you said that, you got yourself a pointless answer, so well done. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thank you very much indeed. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 At the end of our second round, it's Luke and Micky we're sending on their way 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 with their high score of 145. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Emmental, not a bad score. Actually you were the second lowest scorer of the whole round with Emmental. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm afraid it was Asadero and Spain. Did you know any of the others, Micky? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I thought about the Italian one. I probably would have got it. Zola. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That was a mistake. Ah, well. Never mind. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Never mind. You'll learn from that mistake and next time I'm sure you'll go much further. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much for playing, Luke and Micky. Thanks very much. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But for the remaining two pairs, it's time for our head-to-head. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Congratulations, Stephen and Sarah, Derek and Trish. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our jackpot 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 which currently stands at ?9,000. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We have to decide who's going to play for that money. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 To do that, you'll now go head-to-head. But you're now allowed to confer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 First pair to win two questions will play for that ?9,000 jackpot. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well, neither of you have been here before. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You've both played very well, very solidly. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Stephen, we had one mis-step from you, which was Emmental coming from Holland. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But you're a pudding eater. You can be forgiven. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And from here on in, you can chat with Sarah before you submit any answers. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Derek and Trish, very well played. Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Here comes your first question. It concerns... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Mickey and Friends. Richard? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We're about to show you five pictures now 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 of Mickey Mouse posing with various people. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Tell us who he's posing with, please. Best of luck. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five photos of Mickey and anonymous celebrities. Here they are. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There they are. Anonymous for now, I should say. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Not for much longer. Sarah and Stephen, you've played best so far, so you get to go first. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We think we know four of them. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I think we're going to go for E, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 which is Davis Love III. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 E, Davis Love III. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Davis Love III. Derek and Trish, can you talk us through the rest of the board? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You can say them out loud, if you like. Talk us through them. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We don't know. The only one we know is B. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's Cilla Black. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You're going to say Cilla Black for B. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We have Davis Love III from Sarah and Stephen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Is that right? Let's see how many people said it. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Wow, look at that! Two! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Two for Davis Love III. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Cracking answer. Derek and Trish, you've gone for Cilla Black. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There she is. Cilla Black. Is it right, and if so, how many people said it? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Absolutely... Ooh, look at that! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Didn't even get to the "right" of "Absolutely right"! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 87, that scores you. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Which means a pretty comprehensive victory on that question for Stephen and Sarah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very well done. You're up one-nil after one question. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I have to doff my cap to Stephen. Davis Love is a terrific answer. Very well played. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Now, A is Hugh Jackman. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 C would have beaten Davis Love III. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's the Mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I wouldn't say he's looking the happiest I've ever seen anyone look! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's because he's standing next to Michael Bloomberg! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And D is Marilyn Manson. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Looks even more delighted. 30 points for him. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thanks very much. Here comes your second question. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Derek and Trish, you get to answer this one first, but you have to win it to stay in the game. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It concerns... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Songs by George Michael. Richard? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Five anagrams now of George Michael songs. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Unscramble them and give us the most obscure. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's reveal our five anagrams of songs by George Michael. Here they are. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll read those one last time. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Derek and Trish, you go first this time. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 The only one that we know is Faith, the top one. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You're going to say Faith for the top one. Faith. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Sarah and Stephen? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Can you talk us through the others? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I know Replaces Swisher. I think that's Careless Whisper. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm not sure about the other ones. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Careless Whisper. So we'll have to go for Careless Whisper. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. Careless Whisper say Sarah and Stephen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So, Faith versus Careless Whisper. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Derek and Trish said Faith. Let's see if that's right, and how many people said Faith. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 48. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 48 for Faith. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Stephen and Sarah have gone for Careless Whisper. Is that right? How many people said that? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's right. If this beats 48, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 you go straight through to the final. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And it does. Look at that. Down it goes to 40. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Close. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very well done, Stephen and Sarah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 After only two questions, you're through to the final two-nil. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very well played. Those are the two biggest answers out there. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's go through the others in order of size. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Loves Fat is Fastlove. Would have scored you ten. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Tedious. You might not know the song, but you might be able to work out an anagram of "tedious". 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's Outside. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Scored six points. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Now, this last one is a pointless answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Just hide colas. Is it? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It's Jesus As Child. No, it can't be. Jesus... 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Jesus To A Child. Jesus To A Child. That's right. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very well done if you got that at home. It's a terrific one. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thank you very much. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm afraid, is Derek and Trish. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well, two correct answers there, but they were big scorers. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Faith and Careless Whisper were pretty close there, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 but I'm afraid Davis Love III comprehensively beat Cilla Black. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 As I imagine he would on the golf course! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 No, she's probably a brilliant golfer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yeah, with handicaps as well, you never know. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Either way, we should make that happen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Let's make that happen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Davis Love III and Cilla Black I. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 LAUGHTER 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Anyway, we'll see you again next time, Derek and Trish. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We look forward to it. Thanks very much for playing, Derek and Trish! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But for Sarah and Stephen, it's now time for our Pointless final! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Congratulations, Stephen and Sarah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You've seen off the competition and won our coveted Pointless trophy. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very well done. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at a magnificent ?9,000. There we are! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You've done very well. First appearance on Pointless. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Only appearance, I'm sorry to say, on Pointless. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But we've thrown Politics at you, we've thrown Cheese at you. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Davis Love III, Stephen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yes. Hats off. That's very impressive indeed. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Do you play golf? I do play golf. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 What do you play off? I play off a four at the moment. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Wow! A four? Yeah. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You're brilliant! Have you played forever and ever? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I've played since I was seven. It seems like forever and ever! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 In Scotland, playing off four 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 is like an English person playing off about 30! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's very impressive. Have you played all the great courses up there? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yes, I've played St Andrews, Turnberry, Carnoustie. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's the interesting thing about golf. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Most sports, if you're a snooker fan, you can't go and play at The Crucible. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 A football fan can't play at Wembley. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But if you're a golfer, there are all sorts of courses you can pay for 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 and play in the most extraordinary places where the greatest tournaments are held. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Anyway, as always, this round is kicked off by you choosing your category. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 They haven't been brilliant, the choices lately! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll warn you now. But there are sub-categories within them. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So remember that. There might be something there. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Best of luck. Here are the four options for you. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 BOTH: It's between Children's Films or Sporting Achievements! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We watch a lot of children's films, as we have a six-year-old son! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So... What do you think? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm rubbish at Children's Films. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We'll go for Sporting Achievements, then. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I love that. "I'm rubbish at Children's Films. I'll be quite good on Sporting Achievements." 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You're going to go for Sporting Achievements. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. Richard? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll give you three choices now. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Take your answers from any of these. They're very different, as well. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We're looking for any professional boxer who's beaten Muhammad Ali in a professional bout. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We're looking for any woman who's won a career Grand Slam in tennis. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 All the four titles at any point in her career. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Or we are looking for any golfer who's won the US PGA Championship. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So any conqueror of Muhammad Ali in a professional bout, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 any woman who has a career Grand Slam in tennis, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 or any golfer who was won the US PGA Championship 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 from 1958, when it became a straight play championship. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very best of luck, guys. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very exciting. There's nine grand at stake here. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 As always, you have a minute to come up with three answers. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 To win that jackpot of ?9,000 only one of those answers has to be pointless. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 The answers you give can come from any of these categories. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 All three from one category, one from each, it's entirely up to you. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Are you ready? Yes. As we'll ever be. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There they are. Your time starts now. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 SPEAK QUIETLY 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Speak up! Doris Hart for the Grand Slam winner. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 PGA Championship? Shaun Micheel. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Shaun Micheel? He won that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You've got... Hogan I think did win it. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You've got Yang Yong-eun who won it against Tiger Woods not long ago. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You've got Payne Stewart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I don't know! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Rory McIlroy won it. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Who shall we go for? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 The Grand Slam. Doris Hart is one. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Shaun Micheel. Shaun Micheel. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And Hogan or Payne Stewart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Payne Stewart. Payne Stewart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We're ready. You're there? OK. We'll stop the clock with ample time still on it. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Good stuff. Now, this could be very exciting. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I need your three answers. What are you going to give me? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We're going to go for women who have won a career Grand Slam 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 and we're going to say Doris Hart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Doris Hart. PGA Championship winners. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Shaun Micheel. Shaun Micheel. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And Payne Stewart. Payne Stewart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 The tennis player, I would have thought. Doris Hart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Doris Hart. We'll put Doris Hart last. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And which is your least likely? Payne Stewart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. Let's put those answers up on the board in that order. Here they are. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very, very best of luck. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That fell pretty well for you. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yes, the golf, certainly. And somebody's been swatting up on tennis! So that helps! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Sport is not my good point! Very, very best of luck. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Your first answer, the one you thought was least likely to be pointless. Payne Stewart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 If this is correct and it goes down to zero, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 you will leave here with ?9,000. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 What would you do with that, Stephen and Sarah? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We're going on holiday to Florida, to Disneyworld with our son in October. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So it would go towards that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 OK. First answer. Payne Stewart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 For ?9,000, let's find out is Payne Stewart a winner of the US PGA? 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 The answer is he is. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Down he goes. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Through the 50s, through the 40s. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 If Payne Stewart takes us all the way down to zero, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 you leave here with ?9,000. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 We're into single figures. Down it goes! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Yes, you've done it! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You've done it! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That is brilliant. Very well done, you! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 That's fantastic! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Nine grand! Brilliant! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Good stuff! Well done, you! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Oh, many, many congratulations! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Payne Stewart is a pointless answer! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Which means you leave here with that jackpot of ?9,000. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well done, you! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 What about that? Sometimes the right category comes up for the right people at the right time! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Terrific. Payne Stewart. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Great answer. He's won a few majors, but he was a pointless answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll go through some others in a minute. And someone else is a pointless answer - Shaun Micheel. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 APPLAUSE 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And just to prove it's not all Stephen, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Sarah, Doris Hart was a pointless answer as well! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Three pointless answers. Happens very rarely. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 It means you win 27,000 - doesn't really! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Just before I get in trouble. But it's absolutely brilliantly done. Well done. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'm going to go through all the pointless answers because I know people at home play. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But a perfect one for sports fans. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Conquerors of Muhammad Ali. He's only beaten five times by different professionals. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Larry Holmes and Trevor Berbick, both pointless answers 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Other answers, Ken Norton would have scored one. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Leon Spinks would have scored two and Joe Frazier would have scored 25. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Now, the women who've won the career Grand Slam. There's only three. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Doris Hart, there we go! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Maureen Connolly won them all in the same year. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And Shirley Fry Irvin also was a pointless answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 There are a few other answers there. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Margaret Court scored two, Maria Sharapova five, Chris Evert seven, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Billy Jean King nine. Steffi Graf 18. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Martina Navratilova 22 and Serena Williams 33. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Those are the women who've done that. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 PGA Championship winners. If you know your golf, and people at home do, 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 there's a huge amount of pointless answers here. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 I'll give you a few of them first. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Payne Stewart. Lee Trevino won it twice. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Padraig Harrington is a pointless answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Phil Mickelson a pointless answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Some big famous golfers out there. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You could also have had David Toms, Hal Sutton, John Daly was a pointless answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well done if you said him. Keegan Bradley won it very recently. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Lanny Wadkins, Martin Kaymer, the German, was a pointless answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 You could have had Nick Price, Paul Azinger was a pointless answer. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Ray Floyd, Steve Elkington and Yang, who you mentioned as well. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Also a pointless answer. You mentioned him in your 60 seconds. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 So I assume lots of people at home got some of those. Very well done if you did. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 But brilliant in the studio. Terrific work. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Lovely to see it go to such a lovely couple on a category that suited you perfectly. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Thank you! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Well, thanks once again to our winning players Sarah and Stephen. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Fantastic. And three, the perfect Pointless final! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 And also each of you coming up with pointless answers. Absolutely fantastic. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Stephen and Sarah leave with our jackpot today of ?9,000. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Very well done indeed. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Join us next time when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test. 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard. Goodbye! And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye! 25:19:13,411 --> 25:19:13,411 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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