Episode 13 Pointless

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-Thank you.

I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, the show where the

more obscure your knowledge, the better your chances of winning.

-Let's meet today's players.

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-Couple number one.

-My name's Matt. This is my wife, Hannah.

We're from Bristol.

-Couple number two.

-Hello. I'm Anna. I'm from Cambridgeshire.

This is my boyfriend Tom from Birmingham.

-Couple number three.

-I'm Nat. This is Joanna, my sister-in-law. We've come from London and Cambridge.

And finally, couple number four.

I'm JK, I'm from Hainault. This is my brother-in-law Steve and he's from Burgess Hill.

-And these are today's contestants.

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Thanks. We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

He's 6ft 7 and constantly asks questions. That's why I never go to the cinema with him any more.

-It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

-Hiya.

APPLAUSE Hi, everybody. Hiya.

-Oh! In five shows now, we've given away four jackpots!

-I know.

-Must be a new record.

-We're crazy!

-Got two returning pairs today.

Neither of them made it through to the head-to-head last time. Tom and Anna, we saw very little of,

so we're going to see more of you this time, I suspect.

-And Nat and Joanna are back as well. Sisters-in-law.

-Thanks, Richard.

All the questions on today's show have been asked

to 100 people before the show. As ever, the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer,

an answer none of our 100 people gave. Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

Now, Robin and Mary won the jackpot last time. Today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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OK, now, the pair with the highest score at the end of this

round will be eliminated.

There is to be no conferring during the round itself.

Our first category today is:

Numbers. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first and second?

And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

OK, and the question concerns:

-That's just a posh way of saying numbers!

-It is a little bit, yeah.

-Numerical values, Richard.

We haven't done this sort of round before. We're going to ask you seven questions on each pass

and the answers to all of the questions are a number.

Give us the most obscure of the answers.

There's going to be 14 numbers to guess at home. Best of luck.

Thank you, Richard.

OK, so we are looking for the numerical values to these clues.

And here is our first board.

I'll read those all one last time.

There we are. Hannah and Matt, you all drew lots before the show and you are going first.

Matt, you are the first person ever in the history of Pointless

to answer a Numerical Values round question.

How does that feel? What an honour!

-It's an honour, but it's terrifying.

-It's a burden, too.

-A lot of honours are.

-If I get this wrong, I can't go back to work on Monday.

-What is that work on Monday?

-Police. Police officer.

-How did you and Hannah meet?

We met many, many years ago.

Hannah used to work in my local curry house.

So, once a week, two times a week, I'd go get a curry

and this lovely young lady would give me my curry

-and a free beer and would chat and say hello.

-Free beer?

-Always got a free beer.

-Wow!

-I thought, "This is someone I want to get to know!"

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We started socialising, same hockey club. Hannah then joined the police as well. We started working...

It was either that or she was going to get you to join the curry house!

-LAUGHTER

-It was close. I would have gone either way.

There you go. Good for you. Brilliant. Now, look, numbers.

Numerical values, Matt.

Have you had time to digest all those things on the board?

Yes. Yes.

I'm going to go for one I think I remember from school

-and that's the number of bones in a normal adult body...

-Mm-hm.

..I think... And if I get it wrong, I'll never live it down, is 206.

206 bones in the normal human adult body. Let's see if that's right

and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it. 206.

It's right. Very well done.

-Six!

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-That's a great answer and a great score, Matt. Well done.

-Well played.

Great start to the show.

Yeah, infants have about 270 bones, but lots of them fuse together,

-so the average adult has 206.

-That's exciting! Thanks very much.

Tom, last time...what happened? It was round one.

-I'm not sure what happened!

-You're our new members of the 200 Club.

-We are.

-Anyway, we'll put all that behind us.

-Remind us what you do, Tom.

-I work in marketing.

And in your spare time, you campaign.

-I do work for a campaign group.

-Oh, I see. That is the job you do.

I work in communications.

-I write a few blogs and do social media and stuff like that.

-OK.

We are looking for these numerical values.

I'm going to go for the number of seconds in an hour.

-And I think it's 3,600.

-3,600 seconds in an hour, says Tom.

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

It's absolutely right.

Six is our only score so far. 42 for that.

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I wonder how long it took people out of their 100 seconds to work

that out, but 42 of them did.

Well played, Tom. A surprisingly high score.

There's some good maths there by the British population.

Thanks, Richard. Now, Nat. Welcome back.

Last time, tell us what happened.

We went out on the second round. Great Danes weren't so great for us.

-Yeah, they weren't. We had Bjork.

-Yeah.

-Bjork as a Dane.

-Yeah, I don't think she would have been happy with that, actually.

She'd have been furious.

-Yeah, very angry.

-Luckily, I don't think she'll be watching.

-Bjork?

-When she's here, she does.

-Yeah, she loves it.

She loves a bit of Pointless. But she's touring a lot at the moment.

-I don't think right now she'll be watching.

-She catches up on iPlayer.

-You're absolutely right.

-She never misses an episode.

Anyway, listen, let's get on with the game.

-We'll come back to Bjork later. Numerical values.

-Yeah.

I think there's a few on there that I think I know,

but I'm a bit worried about taking a risk at this point.

I'm going to say number of degrees in a circle, I think is 360.

360 degrees in a circle, says Nat.

Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

Well, 42 is...

Oh, look at that. 85, wow!

That's a popular answer there. 85.

That is testament to the maths teachers of Britain, I have to say.

Very well done.

Thanks. Now, JK. Welcome to the show. Great to have you here.

-What do you do?

-I work on the estates department

-of a university.

-Which bit of the university?

-Central St Martin's.

We do just the reception area and things like that.

The College of Art. That's quite fun.

Interesting people on campus, anyway.

Yes, the students!

LAUGHTER

That's them. JK, this board is all yours. What are you going to go for?

Do you want to talk us through it?

I was really frightened during that last one.

I'm glad I didn't do that bottom one.

Number of minutes is obviously 90.

20 shillings in the pound.

Millilitres, I wouldn't know. They all tend to go 100.

Haven't got a clue about the other ones, so I'll go for 20 shillings in the pound.

20 shillings in the pound, says JK. Let's see if that's right,

and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said 20.

Well, it's right. 85 was our high score, you've passed that.

Six is our current low score. 44.

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Very well done indeed.

Well played, JK.

When we decimalised, they had to produce six billion coins.

-That's a lot of coins, isn't it?

-Yeah.

Let's take a look through the rest of these.

The number of minutes in a football match, obviously, is 90 minutes.

Would have scored you 74 points.

Number of millilitres in a litre, it's 1,000. That would have scored you 73.

-And the pairs of chromosomes, do you know that?

-No.

-23.

So that would have scored 13. So the best answer up there, Matt,

is the number of bones, so very well played.

We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

Six the best score of that pass. Well done, Matt,

by quite a margin as well.

Hannah, you're in a very strong position, thanks to Matt.

Then up to 42, where we find Tom and Anna.

Up to 44, where we find JK and Steve. Then, 85, Nat and Joanna.

We're going to come back down the line.

Can the second players please step up to the podium?

Let's put seven more clues up on the board and here they are:

I'll read them one last time.

Remember, Steve, you are looking for the numerical values to these clues.

And you're going to try

and find the one you think the fewest of our people knew.

-Steve, welcome.

-Hello.

-What do you do?

-I'm in finance in the NHS.

And from Burgess Hill, which of course is Osman country.

-Well, Haywards Heath. Fierce rivals.

-Of course they are.

-Fierce rivals, aren't they?

-I can't even look at him.

LAUGHTER I'm being very professional at the moment.

Steve will understand this is difficult for me.

-I've just put my foot in it.

-Well, you know...

Certain historical things that cannot and will not be forgotten.

-Let's put it that way.

-OK, like what?

-Shall we not?

-OK.

Because Steve and I... After the show, Steve

and I are meeting in the car park for a proper fist fight.

-If it kicks off...

-It's the only way to deal with it.

-It is.

-Well, we've got Matt and Hannah on hand.

That's why they're brought in. We've given them "contestant" status.

I would recommend to Matt and Hannah,

I don't know what it's like in Bristol, but if you know anything

about Haywards Heath against Burgess Hill, I would turn a blind eye

-if I were you.

-OK, Steve. You're the first person to have this board full of numerical

values. There you are on 44. The high scorers, Joanna and Nat, on 85.

So 40 or less keeps you in the game.

Yeah. I'm not... Not a good one for me. I'll go for the rugby.

I'll go for 15.

OK, 15, says Steve. 15. There's your red line.

If you get below that with 15, you are straight through to round two.

Let's find out. Is it right, how many people said it?

Very well done. You are through. Look at that. 29.

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-Good answer.

-73, your total, Steve.

-That's a very low score, isn't it?

The British public doing very well on the maths ones

and general knowledge ones, slightly easier, it would seem.

Who is the only player on a rugby union team whose position is named after a number?

-Number eight.

-Number eight. Well done.

-Thank you. Hey!

-That's OK.

-Brilliant. My first numerical answer. And I got it right!

-Yes.

-Thanks.

Now, Joanna. OK, now listen. Joanna, you're a returning pair.

We've only got two of you. We can't lose you this round.

Contractually, we're not allowed to lose Hannah

and Matt cos they have to stay on set just to keep

the Burgess Hill - Haywards Heath thing apart.

We need a brilliant answer from you here.

-How good's your numerical value stuff?

-I know two.

-But it's just knowing which one's the better one to go for.

-It is.

So I'm going to go for the top one,

hoping that...the people you asked got it wrong.

And I'm saying 29...

..days in a leap year.

Oh!

Is it the month?

We have to take your first answer.

-That's why they're called leap years, cos they're so fast!

-LAUGHTER

Um... The number of days in a leap year, says Joanna, 29.

Let's see if...

Yeah, well... Let's put that to the column.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

I see what's happened. But we have to take your first answer.

That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 185.

Yeah, sorry. That's really tough luck. That's another thing maths teachers say though -

always read the question.

-Yeah.

-But happens all the time, that sort of thing. Really bad luck.

Thanks. Anna. Remind us what you do.

I'm a project manager at the moment.

And in your spare time, what do you do?

I've recently taken up knitting. Fairly unsuccessfully,

-it has to be said.

-How far have you got?

I made Tom a hat, but he doesn't like it, or wear it.

LAUGHTER

-Tom, what's wrong with it?

-It was more of a balaclava without holes.

-LAUGHTER

-OK, well, holes are presumably the thing you'll learn next.

But a balaclava without a hole, that might

make a nice sort of cosy for a fence post or something.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Anna, what are you going to go for on this board?

-I think...

I can afford to take a risk, so I'm going to say

the Members of Parliament in the UK, House of Commons, I think, is 240.

240, says Anna. Let's find out if that's right.

No red line for you, as you're already through.

Bad luck.

I think it's more than that, but we'll discover...

That's an incorrect answer, scores you the maximum of 100 points,

-takes your total up to 142.

-Not 240, I'm afraid.

I'll give the correct answer at the end of the pass.

Thanks. Hannah, again, you're through.

So, listen, you work in the same station as Matt?

-No, same city, different station.

-Was that a deliberate decision?

Yeah, I think it's best not to work together.

What do you do when you're not working there?

I'm fairly fit and outdoorsy, so anything sporty I enjoy.

I also like to run and outdoor pursuits,

-such as sea kayaking as well.

-Sea kayaking?

-Yes.

So, where do you go and do that?

I've been to Canada, Norway and Croatia.

Fantastic! OK, there you are.

You're on six, you're already through to the next round.

Do you think you could talk us through all of these answers

and then just submit the one you want?

I'll give it a good go. Number of days in a leap year, 366.

Number of yards between wickets in cricket...

I mean, cricket is an alien game to me, unfortunately,

so it would be a wild guess.

Perhaps eight yards?

About that sort of distance, I can think.

Number of wonders of the Ancient World, I think, was seven.

Again, Members of Parliament would be a stab in the dark of...

I don't know... 440?

Number of red and white stripes on the US flag -

something in my mind there is saying 13.

And finally, holes on a golf course is 18.

I'm going to take the guess at the red and white stripes being 13.

OK, 13 red and white stripes on the US flag. Let's find out if that's right.

No red stripe for you, as you are already through.

But let's see if that's right.

It is right! Very well done, Hannah!

Good answer. 14.

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Takes your total up to 20, the lowest total by a long way.

-Well done.

-Well played, Hannah. Terrific work on podium one.

Let's go through the rest of these now. If it's any consolation,

everybody knew what your thought processes were, but you would have been knocked out anyway

because 366 would have scored you too many points.

Would have been 74 points.

The number of yards between the wickets in cricket is 22.

-Would have scored you 17. One of our 100 thought it was 100 yards.

-Whoa!

-That's a tough game, isn't it?

-That would keep you fit, wouldn't it?

The number of wonders of the Ancient World is seven.

Aptly scores you 77 points. Now, the number of Members of Parliament

in the UK House of Commons, you have to keep going up and up and up -

it's 650 is the answer to that.

Five points, that would have scored you.

The red and white stripes, you're right, 13 was the number

of original North American colonies, so each one represents one of those.

And the number of holes on a standard golf course is 18.

-And it's a big scorer, 79 points.

-Thanks, Richard.

So at the end of our first round, the pair who'll be heading

home with their high score of 185, I'm sorry to say, Joanna

and Nat, I didn't want it to be you, but I'm afraid it is.

At least 366 was also a high scorer there.

I'm so sorry we have to say goodbye to you now.

And our numerical round, our new numerical round.

When we launch a round like this, it would be nice

if we didn't have to send anybody home at the end of it, as a gesture.

But I'm afraid those are the rules. It's been lovely having you

-on the show. Thank you for playing. Joanna and Nat.

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two.

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Three pairs remain. At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair.

Hannah and Matt, what an exemplary round that was. Very good indeed.

Lovely low scoring from you. Steve and JK, not bad at all.

Tom and Anna, quite high.

Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for round two is:

Film Actors. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

And the question concerns:

-Richard.

-In a moment, we're going to show you six pairs of actors

and we need you to tell us the name of any feature film made for cinema

release for which they both starred, so they have to star in it together.

As always, no short films, TV films, documentaries, anything like that.

Any feature film in which both of the following pairs starred.

-Best of luck.

-OK, thanks very much. As Richard's just mentioned,

we're going to put six pairs of stars on the board. They'll stay up for the whole round,

so up the line and back down the line.

We won't be changing them halfway through. Here are our six pairings.

I will read those one last time.

There we are, six pairings.

Now then, Hannah, you are going to go first.

I could probably take a good guess at a couple of them, but I am

going to settle for Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man 2.

Iron Man 2, I like that. Iron Man 2, says Hannah. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Iron Man 2.

It's right.

Well done, 15, Hannah.

-Good answer.

-Well played, Hannah.

Robert Downey Jr plays Tony Stark and Gwyneth Paltrow plays Pepper Potts.

-Thanks, Rich. Now, Anna, Anna.

-Yeah.

-Are you struggling a bit?

-Yeah.

I might know one or two but I don't know if they're right,

but I am going to guess George Clooney and Matt Damon were in Ocean's 11 together.

OK, Ocean's 11, says Anna.

Let's see if that is right and how many of our 100 people said Ocean's 11.

24.

Not bad. Not bad at all for Ocean's 11.

Well played, Anna.

Also, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt and all sorts of people in that film.

-I really enjoyed that film, actually.

-It's a good film.

-Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Steve, we come to you.

-OK.

I am going for George Clooney and Matt Damon and Ocean's 12.

OK, Ocean's 12, says Steve.

Let's see if that's right and if it is how many of our 100 people said Ocean's 12.

It's right.

Well, 24 for Ocean's 11,

20 for Ocean's 12.

Classic Pointless tactic there,

also stars Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, all sorts of people in that film.

-I really enjoyed the film.

-It's a good film.

Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round.

Let's take a look at the scores as they stand. 15, once again Hannah and Matt,

reigning supreme halfway through the round.

That's a good answer, a good score, there.

Then up to 20 where we find Steve and JK and then 24, Anna and Tom.

You're not miles ahead, but, Tom, a nice low scoring answer from you would be helpful.

OK, we come back down the line.

Can the second players step up to the podiums?

OK, now, JK, we are looking for the title of any film that

stars any of these pairs of actors.

Right, I am thinking, Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant, I am

sure Cary Grant was in it but I am going for Bringing Up Baby.

Bringing Up Baby says JK. Steve thinks that is a good idea.

There's your red line, it is very low.

Let's see if Bringing Up Baby can get you down there. Is it right?

It's right. That's a good answer, JK.

Very well done. Three we wanted, three you got. 23, your total.

A great answer, JK. Very well played.

Cary Grant ends up looking after Katharine Hepburn's pet leopard.

-Baby. That really is a wonderful film.

-I haven't seen it. I am nodding like I know.

I think you would like it.

-Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, all sorts of people in it.

-I liked that film. Now, Tom.

Tom, we need a very low score from you. How are you on films?

I am not too good at Hollywood films. So this is not perfect.

-What sort of films are you good at?

-I like foreign cinema. I like British cinema.

-OK.

So for Maggie Smith and Judi Dench I am going to go for Harry Potter, The Order Of The Phoenix.

Harry Potter, The Order Of The Phoenix, says Tom.

There's no red line for you, Tom, as you are the high scorers.

Let's see, Harry Potter, The Order Of The Phoenix, is that right?

It's right.

Three! 27 is your total there, Tom.

Trying to remember again, Tom, who Judi Dench plays in Harry Potter

-And The Order Of The Phoenix.

-I thought it may be Professor Umbridge? I'm wrong there.

No, she is not in it, you got very lucky because in this round

we don't specify you have to get the right films for the right pairs.

It's actually Emma Thompson and Adam Rickman are in that film.

So you got very lucky.

In the final round we don't let that happen because it is for money.

Like your style. Now then, Matt, we have a competition on our hands.

We have proper jeopardy here.

You have a target, you have to hit, 27 is the high score, Tom and Anna.

You're on 15 so 11 or less will get you through.

I am hoping, Morgan Freeman played a very small part in the new

Batman films so I am going to go for Batman Begins.

Batman Begins says Matt.

There's your red line, if you can get below that with Batman Begins you go through to the head-to-head.

Let's find out, is Batman Begins right?

And how many people said it if it is?

It's right!

Is it going to get you down there?

It is! Very well done indeed, 5.

Very well done. That's a very close fought round. 20 is your total.

Well played, Matt.

Matt and Hannah are very good, aren't they, on that podium?

You could also have had two of the other Batman films.

You could have had The Dark Knight, would have scored you 3

and The Dark Knight Rises which would have scored you 5, both in all three of those films.

I will take you through the scores by the different pairs.

Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow, Avengers Assembled was

the best answer you could have got which would have scored you six.

We had Iron Man 2, but we did not have Iron Man 3 which would have scored you 14,

and the original Iron Man would have scored 18.

Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine, the three Batman films or Now You See Me,

which would have scored two points.

Maggie Smith and Judi Dench, Tea With Mussolini,

which was a pointless answer, very well done if you said that.

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel would have scored you four and Ladies In Lavender would have scored you 10.

Hepburn and Grant, there is another pointless answer there which

is Sylvia Scarlett, would have been a pointless answer.

Two points for Holiday and two points for The Philadelphia Story.

George Clooney and Matt Damon,

Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind was a pointless answer. Good film as well.

Syriana also a pointless answer.

We had Ocean's 11 and Ocean's 12,

we didn't have Ocean's 13 which would have scored you 16 points.

Emma Thomson and Alan Rickman, they were in Harry Potter

And The Deathly Hallows Part Two as well,

which was a pointless answer, very well done if you said that.

They were in Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban,

would have scored you three, Sense And Sensibility would have

scored you three and Love, Actually, the biggest scorer with 20.

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

At the end of our second round, I am afraid, very low score,

your total was only 27, but, Tom and Anna, I am afraid you were the high scorers.

We have to say goodbye to you. Very close, though. 23, 20, 27.

It's been great having you on both shows

and I am sorry, we have not seen nearly enough of you.

But it's been great, as I say. Thanks so much for playing. Tom and Anna!

APPLAUSE

But for the remaining two pairs it is now time for the head-to-head.

Congratulations, Hannah and Matt, Steve and JK.

You're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

for our jackpot, which currently stands at £1,000.

Now we have to decide who is going to play for that jackpot

and to do that you're now going to go head-to-head.

The big difference being you are now allowed to confer.

You can chat before you give your answers and the first pair to

win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

Best of luck to both pairs, let's play the head-to-head.

OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

Deputy Prime Ministers. Deputy Prime Ministers, Richard.

I will show you five politicians who have held the post of Deputy Prime Minister,

can you name the most obscure?

OK, let's reveal our five politicians, and here they come. We have got...

OK, there we are. Five Deputy Prime Ministers.

Now, Hannah and Matt, you've played best throughout the show so far so you'll go first.

I only know A and E. The obvious ones.

You know any other ones? Do you know them?

I recognise C but I don't know what he is called.

Don't spend any time on it, then.

We only know two, possibly a third,

-but not well enough to go for it as a guess. So we will go with...

-E.

-E?

-Yeah.

-And obviously it is, you say it because I am wrong.

-Nick Clegg.

You will say Nick Clegg for E. E, Nick Clegg. Now then, Steve and JK.

Do you fancy talking us through that board

and seeing how many of them you can name?

John Prescott is A, E, obviously, and we think...

We think C is Geoffrey Howe.

-And that is what we are going to go for.

-That is what we are going to go for.

OK. C, Geoffrey Howe.

C, Geoffrey Howe. So we have Nick Clegg and Geoffrey Howe.

Hannah and Matt said Nick Clegg for E.

Let's see if that's right and if it is let's see how many people said Nick Clegg.

It's right.

Wow, 71.

71 for Nick Clegg.

Steve and JK, you have said C is Geoffrey Howe.

Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people said Geoffrey Howe.

It's right.

And unsurprisingly that wins you the point. Very well done.

30 for Geoffrey Howe.

Which means, Steve and JK, after one round you are up 1-0.

-Do you think Clegg beat Prescott?

-Probably not.

He did, funnily enough, by one point.

John Prescott would have scored you 70.

He's Britain's longest serving Deputy Prime Minister,

ten years he did the job.

Now, to D first, and lots of people at home would have got this,

he served in the coalition government under Winston Churchill during the war, Clement Attlee.

Would have scored you 15 points. And when he became Prime Minister,

his Deputy Prime Minister was B. That's Herbert Morrison.

-A much better answer.

-Peter Mandelson's grandfather.

One point for him. Very well done if you said Herbert Morrison.

-That is great hair Herbert Morrison's got there, isn't it?

-Not bad, is it?

-Proper tinted quiff.

-Yes.

He was very ahead of his time.

Now here comes your second question.

Steve and JK, you get to answer this one first

but, Hannah and Matt, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

Best of luck. It concerns...

LAUGHTER

-I honestly had not looked ahead.

-Iconic hairstyles. Richard.

We are going to show you five names of iconic hairstyles

and we left out alternate letters. Can you fill them in?

I am assuming that Geoffrey Howe isn't in there. If it is

-I have made a terrible error.

-Thanks very much, Richard.

Let's reveal our five hairstyles and here they come.

Now then, Steve and JK, you will go first this time.

(WHISPERED) Quiff for the second one. Bouffant?

(WHISPERED) I don't know what the D one is, do you?

OK, Steve and JK, what are you going to go for?

-We will go for the bottom one, mullet.

-Mullet, say Steve and JK.

-I wished!

-Mullet, Hannah and Matt?

Do you want to talk us through the board and fill in the blanks?

Top one, beehive. Second one quiff, third one we are not sure.

Fourth one, we thought bouffant but we are not too sure of the spelling,

-so maybe not. So, we are going to go with...beehive?

-Beehive.

-Beehive.

Beehive. OK, so we have mullet and we have beehive.

Oh, no, what has happened?

I have just thought of the third one, I think.

We will come to you in a second for that.

Steve and JK have said mullet,

let's see if that's right and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said mullet.

52.

52 for Steve and JK. Now, Hannah and Matt have gone for beehive.

Let's see if that is right,

let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

It's right.

Oh, but 65!

Very well done, Steve and JK, after only two questions you're

-straight through to the final, 2-0.

-Well played, Steve, well played, JK.

You should have gone for bouffant, it is

the right answer and scored fewer points, 47 points, bouffant.

-Sorry!

-It's all right.

Quiff obviously would have done no-one any favours at all,

a big scorer, 89 points for quiff.

-Now, Matt, you think you may have got the middle one.

-Dovelick?

It is not a dovelick, it is a devilock.

Which you see, on two points,

lots of US punk bands have them, it's like very short apart from one big

bit at the front which comes down or sometimes up in a spike.

Thanks very much indeed.

Now then, Hannah and Matt, our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head.

You've been just extraordinary the whole way through the show

and then you came up against Steve and JK obviously

our Deputy Prime Minister round and our hairstyle round and I'm afraid it didn't suit.

No, politics is just a disaster for us.

The great news for us is we get to see you again. You'll be back next time. We look forward to that.

In the meantime, thanks very much for playing. Hannah and Matt, great contestants.

But for Steve and JK it is now time for our Pointless final.

Congratulations, Steve and JK, you have fought off all the competition

and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot and at the end of today's show

the jackpot stands at £1,000.

So there you are. A stealth raid! In you come! You mean business.

Right through to the final. 2-0 in the head-to-head.

As always, you choose your category.

You have four options to choose from and here they are.

..and Sporting Finals, which this one certainly promises to be.

-We ain't going to do Roaring Twenties or Artists In The Tate.

-Definitely not the Spice Girls.

-Sporting Finals.

-Sporting Finals, please.

-OK, there we are.

-They're going to go with Sporting Finals.

-OK, three different opportunities for you guys here.

Take your answers from any of these three.

We are looking for anyone who ran in the 2012 Olympics men's 100m final.

We're looking for anyone who played in the FA Cup Final in 2013.

We're looking for any Wimbledon ladies' singles finalist since 2000, please.

So we are looking for

anyone who ran in the 2012 Olympics men's 100 metres,

any player in the FA Cup Final in 2013, including subs, if they came on.

And any Wimbledon ladies' singles finalist since 2000,

Very best of luck.

As always, you have up to one minute to come up with three answers

and to win that jackpot all you need to do is find one pointless answer among those three.

Remember the answers you provide can come from any of those categories, it is entirely up to you.

They can all come from the same one if you like. They can all be FA Cup Final,

or you can spread them across one from each, entirely down to you.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are. Your time starts now.

Man City against Wigan.

So... Wigan, Man City players.

Bartoli was the winner. She was not very well known.

-Yeah, so Bartoli.

-Maria Bartoli?

-Yeah, Bartoli.

-Bartoli, I think.

-The Wigan players, who was the bloke who scored the winner?

-Wigan players.

My God.

-He was the...

-All of the men's 100m...

-Don't know any.

-Wigan players. Keep thinking.

-I am.

-Man City players then.

-Joe Hart is the obvious one. Dzeko.

-Dzeko might have come on as a sub.

-Ten seconds left.

-Keep thinking of Wigan.

Who's the little Scottish guy?

The one who's gone to Martinez to Everton now?

OK, that is your time up and I need your three answers.

-What are you going to give me?

-Go for...Bar...Bart...

-Bartoli.

-Bartoli in the Wimbledon ladies' final. Maria Bartoli.

-Maria Bartoli.

-And we will go for Edin Dzeko.

-For Man City.

-Edin Dzeko.

-And Samir Nasri?

-Yeah.

-Samir Nasri.

Samir Nasri. And of those which is your best shot of a pointless answer?

-The tennis player.

-A lot of people won't remember the tennis player so we'll go for that.

OK, Maria Bartoli we'll put last.

Which is your least likely to be pointless?

-Dzeko, I would have thought..

-OK, Dzeko we'll put first. We'll pop those on the board in that order.

And here they are.

We have got Edin Dzeko, Samir Nasri and Maria Bartoli.

Now, very best of luck. Your first answer was Edin Dzeko.

Remember only one of these answers has to be pointless for you to

win the jackpot. JK, what would you do with your share of that?

As we are brother-in-laws, we are arranging a holiday with

the whole family. We've never been together, the two families, so we are working towards that.

-That would be nice.

-Very good.

Best of luck. Three good answers up there.

As I say, Edin Dzeko is your first answer.

We were looking in this case for people who played in the FA Cup Final 2013.

Let's find out if it is pointless.

If it is, it will win you £1,000.

How many of our 100 people said Edin Dzeko?

It's right. That was the first thing it had to be.

The second thing it has to be is pointless.

Down it goes to the 30s, through the 20s, if it stops at zero you leave with £1,000.

Nine. Nine for Dzeko.

That's a great answer. A great score, you would be very happy with nine in normal gameplay

but in this round we are only interested in pointless answers

and it is not a pointless answer. Which means only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

Samir Nasri was your next answer,

and again this is another player from the 2013 FA Cup Final.

Let's find out if it is correct and if it is you will win £1,000.

How many of our 100 people said Samir Nasri?

Again, it is right.

Edin Dzeko, your first answer, took us down to nine.

Samir Nasri taking us through the teens, down into single figures.

Passes nine, down it goes to four.

Very well done. This is exciting.

Two perfectly good answers there and better still, you ordered them

absolutely correctly. Only one more chance to win today's jackpot.

Please can this be a pointless answer?

OK, your third and final answer, Maria Bartoli.

In this case we are looking for Wimbledon ladies' finalists

since 2000. OK, it has to be correct and it has to be pointless for you to win that £1,000.

Let's find out how many of our 100 people said Maria Bartoli.

-Oh!

-Wrong first name, probably.

APPLAUSE

Well, I am afraid that was an incorrect answer which means

unfortunately you didn't manage to find that all-important

pointless answer. You do not win the jackpot of £1,000.

That will roll over onto the next show but it's been great having

you on the show, you do get to take home a Pointless trophy each so well done.

It's Marion Bartoli, was the name you were looking for, she would have scored you nine points though.

It was in that amazing final, she had an extraordinary final

and her opponent broke down in tears.

Do you remember the name of the opponent?

It was an extraordinary game, the German girl Sabine Lisicki,

who was a pointless answer. She'd have been a pointless answer.

A frustrating one because you will know some of the answers in these categories.

The 100m is a tough one, well done at home

if you said Churandy Martina, the Dutch athlete from the Netherlands Antilles,

Richard Thompson from Trinidad and Tobago. Usain Bolt would have scored 75, Tyson Gay 15, Asafa Powell six,

Yohan Blake and Justin Gatlin five, and Ryan Bailey one. Those were the eight athletes in that.

The players in the FA Cup Final,

all Wigan players is what you were looking for.

These first two both gone to Everton

went with Martinez. Antolin Alcaraz, the defender,

and Joel Roebles, the goalie. And there's Roger Espinoza.

The people you were thinking of and the guy who came on and scored

was Ben Watson who has scored five points and the Scottish guy you were thinking of,

James McCarthy scored two points.

Let's take a look at these finalists, Sabine Lisicki who lost to Bartoli,

and Vera Zvonareva who lost to Serena Williams.

Other low scorers, Radwanska would have scored you one,

Kvitova and Henin would have scored you two points, and Lindsay Davenport would have scored you three.

Thanks very much indeed.

Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Steve and JK.

It's been great having you on the show, thank you so much for playing. Steve and JK!

APPLAUSE

Well, sadly they did not win the jackpot today which means it

rolls over onto the next show when we will be playing for £2,000.

Join us next time to see if someone can win it.

-Meanwhile it is goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

And it is goodbye from me. Goodbye.